Picky Boys Podcast - My Teacher Sent Me Nudes! - Picky Boys Podcast #238

Episode Date: August 14, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss the mole people, Antonio's poetry, a hot English teacher, Ph.D.'s vs doctorates, Jt's obsession with crab people, and who ruins the fun. Leave a comment down below and enjoy the podcast! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

Because I heard this a few days ago. Oh, here we go. Danny Source. Because a celebrity, if I'm not having fun, I stop the fun. That's not true. I said you try to stop it. That's still true. It's not true.

It's not true. Suggesting another game? I don't think I can show this one either, but I'll definitely put up one. But yeah, bro, this was my English teacher. Look at that prosperous. That's a short word. That short? All right.

You come up with a better one. That's three syllables. Danny, I want you to look up a really long word. Prosperous. Bada bing. Bada bing. All right. Yeehaw!

Welcome back to the Pick the Boys hoedown. I was going to say, I was wondering what the hat was for. Now I know. For this one joke. No, I just sometimes, I like wearing a hat. I've always thought that I'd be, I'd fit in with the Cowboys. You think that you'd fit in with the Cowboys? Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't, I don't think I'd be a good ranch hand, you know?

I don't think I'd be good at the actual work of being a cowboy, but aesthetically I think I'd fit in and I think I could shoot the shit about Really, you just like the cowboy fashion Yeah, that's really what it sounds like and the assless chaps probably All chaps are assless

That sentence has been said so many times on this podcast and it's always by Danny All chaps are assless It's redundant, it's like saying ATM machine But guess what, gonna say it anyway and don't stop me because that's dumb.

And I think it's something that everybody doesn't know and should know. True. Wait, so what are our chaps for? Stop. What are we doing? Are they riding pants?

What are we doing? They're riding. Why are they assless? I don't know. Because cowboys just like, that's why Danny wants to be a cowboy. They want a bareback. He likes the ass.

Also, Danny explaining why he would fit in with the cowboys is the exact opposite and the truth of why he wouldn't fit in. All they want to do is the work. Yeah. They just want someone to do the work.

Danny said not doing it. A cowboy is just a profession, right? What do they do? they do something with cows you would be terrible at that true but I think I'd be good for like you know office banter you know by the water cooler doesn't exist

no office no water cooler also there are some jobs that just reek that's one of them some jobs just smell you have to have a strong nose but again it's like once you live 25 minutes in a room full of shit

you don't smell the shit anymore yeah i might go less i know antonio doesn't agree with this but it's true i don't agree with that also because like all right let's say that you're in a room full of shit for 15 minutes and you're the smell goes away something with these magical superpowers everybody has once a cow shits again that's a new shit added and it's gonna smell doesn't go away it's just you're desensitized i agree with you when like if you walk into a room and it smells a little off after 25 minutes you don't notice room full of shit like the room is full of shit i don't know like i don't know if that applies like i mean i still think every once in a while you'd get like a yeah for sure

that's a strong one yeah but but in general you will not you know you'll be desensitized and it won't smell as much of shit as it did when you first walked like like if i just became a sewer person and just lived down the mole people yeah the mole if i just became a mole person and lived down there maybe maybe my nose will adjust but i think i'm still gonna smell a lot of smells that's what i'm saying do you believe in the mole people i believe in the crab people the fuck is that same thing but crabs no i'm not saying no they're not actual moles jt oh these people are actual crabs no i understand what you're saying well if you believe in crab people you have to believe in the mole people uh yeah i guess so i mean the mole people just

live underground on the subway right yeah it's just people that live underground oh those people definitely exist yeah it's not even like a it's not like it's you know i don't i don't think it's like debated they totally exist yeah but i guess it's debated as to how prevalent structured their society is and do they have a king and how many generations have been born underneath yes no sunlight you see that's the that's the question and that's i think you'd fit in more with the mole people than the cowboys you what for sure i think daniel dan would want to be the king of the mole people because you know what danny would do dan would be king of the mole people and then slowly make them like why don't we go do this or bring this from the outside in here so this place

is cooler danny would slowly gentrify the mole people well no i would i would i would tell the mole people that there's a reason we that we don't leave it's because it's dangerous out there and only I can leave. And only I can go. And I would bring them essential supplies. Trinkets and banana peels. And toilet paper. What we're doing right now, this is

literally what Socrates and Aristotle... Oh my god. Hold on, hear me out. He's such a philosopher. This is what they did all day, and they called it a job. What we're doing right now.

They're like, oh, how do we define a human? A featherless biped, a featherless creature that walks on two legs. They're just trying to put definitions to stuff and try to break those definitions. JT is calling podcasters modern-day philosophers. That's what he's doing.

I'm calling philosophers prehistoric podcasters. Prehistoric podcasters. Borderline the same thing. Are there still full-time philosophers? Philosophy professors? People who just think all day? Yeah, but I had to take philosophy.

I was never really big into the college you know scene well really that's surprising but but but but the one thing i never got is like is a professor you know a philosophy professor isn't a philosopher much like how a math professor is he a mathematician is he yeah for sure is a is a is a he has his degree in math mathematician yeah but i always i always just assumed that they teach because if they teach, they're not doing it, you know? Also, to get a... That's not really how colleges work.

At least to get, like, a, I guess, PhD or doctor or whatever you call it in math, you have to... Part of the requirement for that is inventing, like, something new, like a new theorem in math. So you're definitely a mathematician if you have, like, a PhD or whatever. Wow, so every math professor has invented something?

Well, I don't know if every math professor is a doctor. Oh, a doctor at a math. Okay, okay. Also, what's inventing something in math? You have to create a new theorem or something. You could probably just adjust another one and add a couple things. I'm like, oh, look what I did. I think that would make you a mathematician even if you just did that.

I'm saying I could do that. Okay, then do it. Go get your doctorate. I did it all the time in economics. Wait, what's a doctorate and a PhD? Is it the same thing? Oh, you're asking the wrong guy. I do not believe that.

You're asking the wrong guy, but he'll pretend to have an answer. Oh, I will pretend to have an answer. Actually, objectively, the least qualified person here to answer that question. Was the only one to answer. No, because I heard this a few days ago. Oh, here we go. Danny Source. Because a celebrity has a PhD in a doctorate from something,

but there's a difference between a doctorate in something and being a doctor. Okay, there's a difference between that? Yeah, I'm not a doctor. Fair enough. It's an educational doctor, I suppose. They're doctoring. And I think that people get from what I from that same source, actual doctors and people who got a Ph.D. get very upset when universities grant random celebrities, you know, show degrees.

Well, I mean, do they do the work? No, no. I know. I do remember the work. You can't be upset. That's what I'm saying. But like they still can be because I'm pretty sure James Franco like did the work and got them or like at least a few. and my English teacher

was really upset at him really for no reason do people just I don't know he was just like he was just like yeah James Franco

I don't like that guy there's a lot of reasons to not like James Franco but I'm saying this guy's reason wasn't great he was like oh yeah

I don't like that guy he's a jack of all trades like he just whatever he wants to do he goes to get a PhD he goes to this and I was like that's awesome

I would love I don't know why you're making fun of that guy I would love to get an honorary degree from somewhere and then speak up their commencement speech

one day I think that'd be funny that's cool same English teacher was fucking hot. He was a model. He was a model and even I was taken aback. I was like, Jesus.

Maybe he was threatened by James Franco. Maybe, but he had modeling pictures and everyone saw his dick and everything. Danny, I showed you this like eight times. You were saying like the bulge. Well, yeah. It was like a wet underwear shirt contest and it was just fucking

dick. Did the people in the class unearth this or was he like, just to get this out of the way look at my rocking bod yeah well he didn't he wasn't going like oh yeah so today in class we were going he was flipping through and like a picture him popped up he went oh sorry i didn't mean to do that no like when you have the teacher you look them up and he was just like that's actually one of my one of my teachers uh used to do that he was teaching uh forensic criminology um and you know these are very dark dark lessons and you know that he'd be like showing us a

picture of a scene where three people were murdered and then like a bunch of blood splatter patterns everywhere and then you would flip to the next slide and it would just be like a picture of him and his wife on vacation and he's like oh and this is us in Saratoga Springs and then the next picture is someone with their head blown

off from a shotgun what a terrible vacation spot and he's just trying to lighten the mood but every time he did it I would laugh even and it would make me look like a crazy person because everybody thought I was laughing at the string of murders we just viewed I've got to see if I remember his name.

Daniel, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Why would I know exactly? Because I showed you him many times. Antonio, like I said, I take in information, I filter through my mind's equation what I think is relevant, and then I flush the rest of it out. What percent of what Antonio says makes it through that equation? Two percent.

Wow. Yes. See? I want to find the dick pic. He taught you English? Barely. I didn't pay attention. Taught him love.

god where is it oh my god where is it all right jt i'll just show you him i can't find the dick pick right now do you think english teachers well this is well this is first of all this is him is he a professor or teacher jesus christ yeah bro i'll see i'll throw up a couple pictures of not the dick one looks like a like a fucking greek god statue that's bush that's a bush that's a hedge trim the edges i don't think i could show this one either but i'll definitely put up one but yeah bro this was my english teacher i couldn't what the fuck you want me to do do you think yeah i was like i can't learn english do you think like fucking super hot english teachers uh like say big words in bed you know what i mean why is that being

super hot no i feel like the super nerdy ones probably do that well i mean yeah but he he has the advantage of being an english teacher and super hot so do you think they say like long SAT words when they're making love? If someone said an SAT word to me in bed, I'd just be like, I'm done. You get off me. I don't know words. I don't know words.

I want to look up a long word. Look at that prosperous cock. That's a short word. That's short? All right, you can come up with a better one. That's three syllables. Danny, I want you to look up a really long word. Prosperous cock.

I want you to look up a really long word and say it deep into the camera. Okay, okay. Do you think he was banging the students? I think he was

banging everything. When you look like that, you're banging everything or you grew up as like a fat kid and you have like the fat kid scare and you don't bang anything.

It's only either or. When you look that good, you had a problem. You know what I'm saying? Something went wrong somewhere. Someone died, you know? These are, oh, this is an antonym.

Hold on. That's a big word. Oh, okay. Hold on. Yeah, he would just wear just the tightest of shirts. And I'd be like, I see what you're doing here. So all the girls are lining up. It's like literally the movie Hot Teacher

where the girls would be at the door already and be like, oh, hey, you know. I don't know how to say this word, but here we go. That doesn't help. You're my inamorata. Can I see it? It means a female romantic companion. Inamorata.

You keep saying that stuff? that was a little that's a little erotic yeah and yeah and synonyms are girl

girlfriend lady love that's a one word I feel like that's only cute in the honeymoon stage and then the girl will be like

can you shut the fuck up guy true what'd you look up like complex romantic words I just looked up love and then

of the synonyms for it oh wow you found that I've looked up love which I've looked up many times before which I've looked up

many still finding usually don't find any answers I have zero answers But anyway, you're my You're my You're my

You're my You're my You pump my Oh, he's flipping it, he's smooth Hey bro, I'm a poet at the end of the day My poems were put in the books And then I didn't show up to read them And my poetry teacher cried

Actually? Wait, why? My poems made it The first year I took – the first half semester I took poetry, all my poems got into the book, every single one of them. What's the book? You keep saying this. It was like a book of student-submitted poems. So at the end of the year, all the students, like their best poems get put into the book.

Every single one of my poems get put into the book. I'm going to say that one more time. Every single one. And then – Again, this is like a high school poem book. Antonio's not the poet laureate or anything like that. I was the number one, but besides the point. So he said, oh, so for some reason, all the teachers get together and vote on them.

And every single one of mine voted in. So after that, the person who wrote it is supposed to read them in front of everybody. And I said, hey, guess what? Not doing that. Like, I'm not. Like, that's not. Why? Were you embarrassed of them?

No, I just didn't like it. First of all, it was after school. OK. Not doing it. After school on a Friday. And then he like. Yeah, they're rewarding you with having to stay late at school. Yeah, exactly.

So I don't care that much. Also, and then he started to, like, really get emotional. He was like, you don't understand. All the kids, like, there have been kids trying to get in this book for four years, and they didn't get in. And you're, like, missing the privilege of reading your poems. And he just started, like, a tear came down. And I was just like, I need to get out of here.

I need to get out of here. I don't care that much. Go read the poems and have your moment. His poems sucked. Was this again? Or I guess maybe. It's just. His poems were not great.

They were not good. Didn't he read them to the class and the kids would just be like, that's not it, chief. Well, what he would do is he would slip in his own poems into our poems that we submitted for homework, and then he would have us all rate them, rate each other's poems. And then every time his poem was on screen, obviously the same way we've been doing it, he goes,

oh, how do you feel about this poem? And this poem would just get ripped into by everybody. He's like, oh, this sucked, this sucked, this sucked. And he goes, oh, that one was one of mine. Thank you for the criticism. It was really sad. Jesus Christ. Poetry class is interesting

I thought it was very fun I liked writing poems I think it really I think a lot of the guys went to that class Like oh I'm going to be doing poetry And then they got There is a wide range of poets That talk about a different thing

It's not always lovey dovey Of course not I don't know how many people agree with this But songwriting and rapping is, like, poetry, essentially. Yeah, I think a lot of people agree with that. Yeah, so, like... Well, it depends on what kind of songwriting and rapping.

I'm a gatekeeper. I think every single one, I think, actually... Every single one is poetry. A bad poem is still a poem. Yeah, pretty much. True. His poems were still poems, no matter how bad they were.

And every single one of mine got in the book. But do you have to have... You have to... To make poetry, do you have to kind of, like, try to do it, you know? What the fuck does that mean? Can you give an example of what's not? Yeah, what's not?

Everything is a poem. Like Takashi69 or something? If you're making, yeah, exactly. Like if you're making a poem, if you're making a song that has no feeling behind it and is just to get famous, would you call that poetry? Yeah. You don't think there were poets that were slang and tail, just like half-assed in it? i'll tell you exactly why because like in another universe someone else made that exact song those exact lyrics but with the feeling and everything and that makes that one poetry and like his not

it's like the other universe argument i don't know fantastic also also like i i could you if you handed me any song literally any song and i submitted it as homework it would have been fine like the thing is the thing is it's like i think and this goes for art in general i think you have to do it with an intention like the the intention has to be you're making art you know like if you if you shit on the floor that's not art but if you shit on the floor with the intention of it being art now you lost that is now you lost me because i think if you shit on the floor with the intention being art i don't think it's art well but it's i mean it's bad art but who's to say what's art what's not exactly so like that sentence alone the whole point no it's not it's

Because it's all about the intention. Are you making it to make art, to make poetry? Or are you making it to make a song? I know you say who has to say what's art and what's not. I'm going to be the guy who says it right now and decides everything, and I say that's not art. I would just say there are very famous artists who have done similar things.

I mean, Andy Warhol has an entire collection called The Piss Paintings, where he pissed on paintings. oxidized he pissed on like oxidized copper and then the piss stains would were burned into the things and those are paintings. See I can't

even like really conceive this argument because to me like it won't get through my brain of like how dumb that is. Not the pissing on copper that's fine but like if the intent is what makes it art or not like I that cannot get through here. I think that's so dumb. Like what does that matter like at all?

like I don't get it if I wrote like words on a sheet and someone picked it up and was like oh this is poetry like just because I didn't want it to be like doesn't mean it's not I don't know that's so dumb to me I don't get it yeah I mean it's hard to it's a it's it's a very it's a very gray area because it invites a lot of shitty no pun intended art but if I wrote if I wrote down every fiber of my like soul onto this page and like really really thought this was me but I didn't do it to make it art or a poem it's not now

it doesn't make any sense I think it makes perfect sense honestly but if you didn't intend to do it, it's not if you did, it is it's so dumb, I don't know it's a low bar I'm not even trying to be mean physically, I think that's so dumb

I don't know why don't shit on the floor though or do, say it's art no don't If someone came into the house and just shit on the floor, I can't get upset now because, oh, it's art? Oh, no. Nobody has ever said that. But there's plenty of pieces of actual painting art that people get massively upset about.

You can get upset about art, but you can't deny that it was art. That it was art. You can react however you'd like. You can't deny it, though. Fine, I can't deny that it was art, but I can guarantee he's not my friend anymore. That's true. get out of the house and maybe that speaks to the true

artistic nature of his work the piece is called how to lose a friend shit on his floor well he succeeded someone pay him you'd forgive him in like two weeks a year maybe a year because

I would physically think that he couldn't have gotten dumber like he had to work on himself to get a little brighter and I'll give him hope it'd be very funny if six months later you forgave him and then he was like, this is the follow-up piece.

This is the follow-up piece. I'm going to shit and throw up. Now that would be all right. Now that's all right because that's commitment to the bit. It's like how to betray a friend. How to betray a lost friend. I don't even know what to title that.

The true number two. Yeah, that's a good one. Or something like excrement. You're too on the nose. extra two on the nose why don't we call it shitting on the floor for the second time friend crement what makes us laugh scares me sometimes uh anyway you know what's you know what i don't think is art here we go uh no this is that was a bad way to start what were you about to say i was gonna

say freestyle rapping i do think that's art but you have to do it you have to be borderline okay in it i don't want to get into you have to be because there's there's nothing on earth that makes me cringe more than somebody who does who has no right or no no no shouldn't be freestyling freestyling it just is so cringy i just get danny about this all the time danny's taking shots at high school jt right now no i'm not you are no i'm just saying like if if if my friend wants to do something in life i'm gonna support him 100 everything before that didn't matter but here we go but if he wants to be a musician and part of that requires me to listen to a freestyle often it's not gonna happen but what friend what friend do you oh yeah i think i know

but i'm saying what if you view it more as like this right because like the person doesn't want to be a musician in any way just like someone who doodles doesn't want to be an artist but like professionally but they still like to doodle it's like the same thing and oh let's and maybe i'll grab a friend and we'll doodle together but none of it neither of us want to be artists we're just having fun true i mean you know who am i who am i to say who am i to say you can't do this if if you have fun i'm just saying don't do it around me that's fine and there's that's how danny feels about certain people too and there's a few people who who you know do this but they don't watch it they don't watch this shit anyway so it doesn't matter you don't watch this shit

anyway i think danny i think danny hates things that he can't do because if i think danny could freestyle rap he would like be like hey man let me join in i just danny hates things he can't join in on because i because it's true and and i and i love this is why when i first started i i was a misspoke let me speak i misspeak because because i love when people freestyle rap and it's good it's great like i love harry mack fantastic you know harry mack is jt put me on you gotta check it out it's amazing it's very hairy like what he does is incredible it's very hairy but when you're yeah exactly

when it's you know 2am and we're all drunk and you're doing it in a backyard it's just there's a there's an overtone of sadness I'm just I don't know you got it off your chest this is my therapy

oh god we should not be therapists JT's just you leaving it there I'm not gonna argue with him I get what he's saying I'm just saying if you do it more akin to, like I was saying, doodling. Like fun. Like it's just like, you know, like if your two friends are doing it and you're there, are you going to be like, you guys are cringe?

Or is it like, okay, my friends are having a good time. I'll let them have a good time doing something that they have no interest doing professionally or anything like that. Danny would never stop it in real time. And he would complain about it later. I just drink myself and try to drown out the noise. I'm not going to stop your fun yeah

Danny only ruins everybody's fun at the same time he'll never stop one person's fun I said I'm not going to stop the fun no I said you wouldn't stop like a couple people's fun but you would stop everyone's fun at the same time what does that mean? no I would not if Danny's not having fun

his goal in that moment is to make nobody happy that is such fucking bullshit first of all That is such bullshit for the sheer fact that often I am not having fun, and I don't try to stop people. The things we do, 90% of it would be cut out if every time I wasn't having fun, I tried to stop it. It's crazy how you talked for that long and lied about every single word. It's impressive.

It's just not true. It's not true. But name one thing. Name one thing what? Freestyling. When was the last time anyone's done that? Name one thing that I don't enjoy. No, you said 90% of the things we do would be cut out if I stopped them from coming out.

You said 90. You're walking through life sad? You should have a multitude of examples. You should have at least a couple. Just shoot them off. Go, top of your head. 90% Shoot a couple of examples.

It should be 90% of the things we do. Just name something apparently. 90%. And again, the thing is when you say 90%, it might be something that I enjoy for like 10 minutes and then we do it for 3 hours. That's part of the

90%. Like what? And he does try to kibosh the thing after the 10 minutes. He does try. What are you referring to? Tomato, tomato. I'm not sure I do. I don't know. I don't know. You know, whatever. Super Smash Bros? No, that's not. I mean, that's definitely one of them. That is one of them.

That's one of them that I enjoy And then if we're playing Super Smash Bros., I'll play for a few games, and then I would probably stop having fun. The fun diminishes third round. We play for probably 13 or 20 rounds. You're saying that? And so right then at the third game is when I would stop it if I was to say that. around around getting 13 or 20 because if because if you don't try to stop them then it'll just go on forever but you say that as if you go along with the fun and you don't as soon as you get

bored either say i'm done playing or let's play something else that's that's stopping that's not letting everybody else oh no doing what you want saying saying saying let's play plus something else is a suggestion and like i just said i i deal with i've got i want to give people their games you know i deal with multiple games where i'm not having fun but i'll still play and then if you guys still want to play I'll say I don't want to play anymore not saying you guys can't that's actually the opposite that is not

stopping the fun so that just removing myself so that you guys can continue to have fun yes but then I'm a good friend no no no because then we have to hear Danny at the table going oh my god another game like that's trying to stop our fun it's really not

I mean I don't know how you don't see that but I don't care I mean it's again if I was trying to stop your fun, it would be 10 minutes in. I let it go on for hours. I'm glad that this is my point. Danny's letting it he decides that it's going on

for that long. It's up to Danny. This is the whole point. Yeah, but you somehow think that I have this way to just stop all the fun. And I'm just telling you that if I did have that things wouldn't happen the way they were. To be fair, I said that you try. I didn't say you succeed. I don't try.

See, that's just it. I suggest staying. I don't want to play anymore. and then suggesting every once in a while, hey, let's play another game. That is not stopping the fun. No, I said that's you trying to stop art. No, it's not trying. For your own.

It is not trying to stop the fun. I'm still, I don't even believe that. No, yeah. You stop having fun on the third game of Super Smash Bros., I don't believe that. Oh, yeah. No, I don't believe it. Undoubtable.

Third. Again, unless. That is 15 minutes of playing. Unless he wins. Unless he wins and then now he's having fun. And it's the same game over and over again, especially when you play on the same goddamn maps. It's so annoying.

It's very annoying. I don't buy it. Yeah, I don't buy it either. Either way, but the point is I let you have your fun. Thank you, gracious man. Thank you, gracious man. I'm so grateful and blessed to have you in my life to allow me to have fun. We're so glad we keep you around to give us this joy.

And you very much do. You take advantage of all. You will not regret it, mister. You take advantage of all of that. You take advantage of all that time. Thank you. I'm just saying. I don't see how you don't see it.

It's crazy to me. He started this off with, the point is, I love you. I'm so confused. He started this off with, the point is, I let you have your fun. And I do. I let you have your fun. Because Antonio thinks that, Antonio started this with, if I'm not having fun, I stop the fun. That's not true.

I thought you said you try to stop it. That's still true. It's not true. It's not true. Suggesting another game is not stopping the fun. If Antonio is not having fun, he stops the fun. That's true. This is what we deal with.

This is what we deal with. Fuck me, man. Okay. That's got to be enough, right? Yeah, we're good. We're good. I don't even. Oh.

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