Picky Boys Podcast - My Water Bottle Almost Ended Me!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #309

Episode Date: January 28, 2024

Shop NEW Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Danny, Jt, & Antonio discuss how a pressure cooker works, our worst first date stories, how Antonio almost blended his hand, and how JT made friends with a cat! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Clip Making Contest Rules: - Make a clip of a moment from ANY picky boys' video & post it on Instagram or TikTok - Include "Picky Boys On Youtube" in the description - Use the #pickyboysclips - Must be a Patron - The top 3 clips with the most organic views at the end of each month win! Prizes: 1st: $100, 2nd: $50, 3rd: $25 (And all three get a follow from the boys & The Picky Boys page) Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

I don't think I'm really good with kitchen appliances, because I almost blended my fingers one time, too, in a morning grog. By the way, it looks like a steam factory over there. Jason's vaping all over the place. I know. I see clouds coming over my head. What's your worst date, by the way? By the way, sorry.

Sorry. I just f***ing told you about my terrible experience. So if my dad was able to just crack it this much, I think his arms are gone. I'm pretty sure. Danny's holding one of my nuts in his hand. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome. How is everybody doing?

I don't know, but look who's over there. Well, you can't see him, but over there. Hello. Producer Jason. Producer Jason. Hello, everyone. Look at him over there. So now we've got Jason, the producer,

and we've got a TV for Jason to pull up some links and photos and videos. And embarrassing pictures from the Christmas party. Yes, yes, yes. And on top of that, we're all wearing, look at this. Look at this. Look at that. Merch, baby.

Picky Boys merch. You can find your get it at pickyboys.com. Easy peasy. Easy peasy. Look at that. Get in there. Hell yeah. Yeah, Jason did this one time before and immediately failed at his first job as producer.

First time didn't go so well. I did it. I did it twice. The other one, Joe and Frankie were here, and that went fine. Oh, that's true. That's true. That's true. He did do it when Joe and Frankie were here.

That went swimmingly. All right. I've been waiting long enough. All right. Danny said he had a final destination story, and I got it. I heard murmurs about this. Okay, so basically, we were all in Boston for Antonio's birthday. It was a great trip, very fun.

The night before we left, I got very drunk. I was very drunk. As you do. So I was already kind of hungover, and just like, I don't know if this is an experience other people have, but you ever been driving when you're hungover or something, and you're like, it doesn't even feel real. like I'm driving

like it just feels I might have been drunk maybe a little bit whoa no no no not drunk you're disassociating

from reality there was it's just like I don't know don't worry about it either way whatever don't worry

let's not get into the gritty details well now I'm starting to think that when you told me the story before it might have changed there might have been

some bonus land happening but I could certainly have passed a breathalyzer test and walked in a straight line you can't do that now

which one both No, I can pass a breathalyzer. Anyway, so I'm on the highway, you know, getting home, three and a half hour drive. I'm zooming. I'm going far above the speed limit. Good. So what do we admit to in the past two minutes?

Drunk driving and over the speed limit? Drunk driving and over the speed limit. Also can't walk in a straight line. News to me. Buzzed driving. Sorry. And within the legal limit. Without a doubt.

It was the next morning. You were fine. Yeah, within the legal limit. either way i'm zooming down the highway and i go to take a sip of my water bottle um and so you know there's nobody else in the car you kind of have to do everything while you're driving so i like opened up and take a little sip but uh all my my cup holders were filled i had i had had it unopened on my passenger seat and all my cup holders were filled so i couldn't put it back in the cup holder so i tried to put it in the passenger door pocket there's like a little area

You know, some people put an E-ZPass or like a notepad or napkins in there. So I was trying to put it in there. What? The notepad comment? The driving notes? When have you ever taken a note while driving? Look in a PI's car and you'll find a note. Oh, you're a PI now?

I'm not saying I'm a PI. I'm just saying some people use it. Shut up. Either way. I try to put it in there and it misses. And it goes in between my driver's seat and the door. the problem is even between the driver's seat and the door are my um driver's seat controls that you know move your they move your seat up back forward yeah they move your seat up back

and this it got stuck in between and it was pushing me forward so i'm driving down the highway at like a 90 miles an hour and i'm being pushed towards the steering wheel and it's like going really like i'm getting really close and i'm like freaking the out i'm like what am i gonna do eventually i'm gonna start honking like i'm just being pushed toward so i literally like go off just like slow down and go onto the shoulder and try to like get it out but it was so so terrifying i really thought like oh this is it because now i'm not gonna be able to control the wheel and i'm just gonna be like honking dude it's the fucking egyptian booby trap where you step on this tile and the walls start coming in it was so what's so scary what's funny is it's

it's slow kind of so I just picture oh oh god it wasn't that first of all whenever I'm driving alone so I don't fall asleep the music is blaring the music is super loud and I was like screaming but I couldn't hear myself I was like oh I'm trying with one hand to like to unjog it and as I'm getting closer to scream I'm just going it was very scary but terrifying I'm safe I also skid it skid it on some black ice on the way home but that's less cool how close would you say you got to the wheel like in in terms of micage oh oh absolutely this it was I it was like if it had gone any further I don't know what would have given out first like me or the seats uh you know no I think it would tracks it would have just been one of those

things where he's so pressed up you just hear like yeah as it tries to push me against breaking No, like just the motor clicking because it can't go any further? Yeah, but it was rough, man. Have you guys ever dropped a water bottle? I think this happens all the time. They got to figure this out. But you drop a water bottle or a Gatorade and it goes under your brake? Oh, yeah.

Dude, what the fuck? That's way too common. That's happened to me like three times. I have to take it out from under and then be able to hit the brake. Gatorade bottles are big. If that gets under your brake, you're not braking anymore. For sure. No, I can drink my water bottles properly, and I can place them properly.

I've seen this guy drop them dozens of times. All my holes were filled. All Danny's holes were filled. All of my holes were filled with all kinds of miscellaneous cups and beverages. Right. Beers. Right. Road sodas.

Yeah. While he was doing it. I don't know if it's funnier that he was alone, or if I was in the passenger seat and would have been unable to help him in the scenario because it's so far and just watching us now slowly become in danger i don't know what would have been funnier no no it it would have been like real die it would not have been funny at all if you were in the passenger seat you would have been very scared i was freaking i was panicking well you you're not very good in any kind of uh high pressure scenario you just you just oh they call me a crockpot because i'm good

under pressure my mom almost tried to murder uh all of us with a crock pot once oh yeah she put ricin in it no that would have been the meal mixed up rice with ricin yeah the first time she ever cooked with a crock pot she couldn't get the lid off after it was done i'll tell you why she couldn't get it off in a second but so she was trying while it was cooked and you know done try to open the lid by force right so she was like oh i can't do it because you know so she got my dad to do it And my dad was trying full strength to open it. And then I started thinking like, wait a minute, that's not, I don't think that's what you're supposed to do.

And then there's a little knob on top to release the air and the pressure. So it doesn't, guess what? Explode. So if my dad was able to just crack it this much, I think his arms are gone. I'm pretty sure. Like it's just, it explodes. I think that's if you're not able to crack it. No, if you can crack it.

It's so tight and not exploding because there's no brakes. All the seals are open. But then why doesn't it explode when you do the little hole? I think because it's whatever mechanism it's supposed to do. I think the whole thing, like a pressure cooker bomb, to my knowledge. Here we go. I think the whole thing is you tape it until it's not like the pressure builds up and literally the machine itself explodes because there's so much pressure inside.

It's not when you open it. I'm not disagreeing with you, but it being completely pressurized without it releasing and then just opening it, the lid, everything would fire off. It wouldn't just – it would have just been able to open then. See, that's confusing me too because isn't it like – it's almost like a suction then that's keeping it on. It's the opposite. It's like an inverse pressure.

If it's staying closed and you can't open it, wouldn't it just be like a – because with the pressure of a bomb. Yeah. It should be like a champagne bottle. like once you do it it's pressurized inside so you can just go like this boop and it pops off it should be easy it's like easy with a champagne bottle so so my dad's hands would have got sucked in maybe perhaps i guess i don't do did it get really hot and then cool down or something because then that like the heat expands then it contracts and then it's a vacuum now we're saying that this

pressure cooker could have just created a black hole yeah yeah one morning i i don't think i'm very good with i i couldn't cook like i could use a pan open face stuff i don't think i'm really good with kitchen appliances because i almost blended my fingers one time too in a morning grog i just needed to blend one of my shakes and it wasn't it was plugged in it was a ninja bullet and it wasn't working and i thought dude i i don't i don't know what i was doing but i shoved my fingers through the blades because i thought like maybe it wasn't connecting and then i i snapped i don't know what snapped me out of it but probably 20 seconds later i went whoa because if that connected whatever i was trying to do fingers gone just gone just gone i went well i gotta go

like sit down for a second because i almost lost this hand that's terrifying yeah definitely never use any kind of extremities to fix stuck machinery a blender a blender a blender i don't know if anybody uses it but you screw the cap on and you push down and that's how it works so i was trying to do that just with my fingers so with like the top off yeah yeah i was in the blades dude it was just one of those mornings where i just i took the day off you know yeah i just i was like you know it's a brain you're gonna get me killed something's not right here took the day off i just sat back down i feel like that would be kind of a cool no uh zombie apocalypse weapon like it's a ninja blender without the top part and it's just like blender hands yeah you just like put it in zombie's

It's like, what is that game called where you can craft all this stuff? Dead Rising. Dead Rising. That's a Dead Rising weapon. I'm sure they had something like that. Well, they had one of those you could put, you know, the grass cutters? You put blades on the end of that and just start doing that shit. Those things are already fucking...

Not a zombie. No, I think it could. It will hurt. A few years in zombie that's, you know, rotten a little bit, I think you could get through. No. Wait, which grass cutter are you talking about? I think it's plastic, but it grows really fast. No.

I've whipped myself in the legs with those. Yeah, but you're not a four-year-down-the-road rotting corpse. The blades definitely help. The blades. Or you put metal wire work because it's plastic rope. I feel like it's just cooler if you have blender hands to threaten somebody. Oh, yeah. Blender hands are really cool.

Actually, why do you need the hands? Especially if you lose an arm. You're like, oh, I got bit. I cut off my arm. Who am I now? Blender hands. It would be blender hand. I cut off both arms.

Who am I now? Just for symmetry. This zombie bit both my hands. No, one is actually just a blender, though, that I make protein shakes in. Yeah, you wouldn't want to cross-contaminate zombie blood and protein shake. That is the one. Isn't that the one oversight with, like, every zombie show ever? Is that you always see them, like, if you got zombie blood in your mouth, you should turn into a zombie.

Question. This is going to sound really dumb. If you get AIDS blood in your mouth, do you get AIDS? No. No. It has to be. No. So then now...

But if you get it in your eye, you could. Yeah, I was going to say, you for sure need goggles, right? Okay. You for sure need goggles. What is it, a little squirt of an artery? That was like 28 days later, 28 weeks later. The guy's got a crow was picking at a dead body, a zombie body, and flew over, dropped blood in the guy's eye, turned.

Yes. You're meant to go, I think. Yeah. That's an act of God is what we call that. Yeah. But I don't know. So definitely goggles. So what I was trying to get at that, by the way,

was that I don't know if just eating blood from that would... I don't know how the disease would work because I haven't seen it yet. It's still the eyes. The eyes are definitely a place, though. And also, if you have any open sores in your mouth, then that's back and forth. Yeah, or just on your hand.

Or, yeah, if you have any cuts whatsoever, you really have to patch them up because if you get zombie blood in there, theoretically, you should turn into a zombie. And that's what I was thinking, too, because a lot of the times in zombie stuff, they just cover themselves with zombie guts. he's telling me that

in an apocalypse you don't always have just a scratch you can't explain you know what I mean I feel like it would just get in there and that's it

I feel like in an apocalypse you have open sores all the time what kind of skin hygiene do you have in an apocalypse it's not great but then in The Walking Dead they have a pimple

in The Walking Dead they all have it and it only activates when you die kind of that's true so that's the best way to do it

that is how they explained it away which is fine so you always have the virus everyone tested positive It only activates when you die, and a zombie bite has something in it, some kind of bacteria that basically it gives you the flu, and you die soon.

Yeah, I would call it just like a very high viral load. Yeah, yeah. I like that. That's a correct term. I had that once. A viral load? A very, very high viral load. Was it on OnlyFans or something?

It did go viral. No, it was from the medium C. Can you pull up a viral load, please? Oh, yeah, Jason, get in here. No, just kidding. Jason, don't look a viral load, but what do we got? What do we got? Send us something.

It's Jason's turn. What do you want? You want a question? Oh, yeah. Off-topic question. Let's do a question. Very off-topic. Okay.

All right. So this is a random question. What was your worst date or first date? Go around the table, starting with Danny. Oh, get him. I don't know, man. I don't have any bad ones. Well, also, you've had to have gone on a date.

Yeah. You forgot about that. i i just i just go on too many good dates too yeah no i can't think of like an actual bad one i've also never been stuck have you ever been like ghosted or like stuck up like when you're at the location stood up i feel like that would be stood up yeah that's like my worst nightmare you know you go sit down at the restaurant and then you'll be like oh yeah they'll be here soon and they just never come and and the waiter's like so do you want to order sir i feel like i'm in a really fancy restaurant yeah that was very fancy and so

eventually you just go yeah and then you eat a meal alone and sad i think i would leave no you can't leave why not you've already ordered a glass of wine if you're i didn't know i already ordered a glass of wine what are you just gonna sit there and drink well that's actually kind of great you ordered a glass of wine before your date even got there no wonder no wonder fucking she or he did not come that's kind of weird what if she i don't think that's weird if if if i'm if if you're if you think they're 15 10 minutes late order a wine or a beer have order a drink beforehand i'm just happy that's not weird at all i'm just happy the word late came after those numbers because i didn't think that was where that was going for a second if you think i don't know i don't know what you

thought either but the whole thing is you think they're late you don't think you're getting stood up immediately yeah but what if they come there's always that suspicion i think yeah i think that would go oh you're already drinking yeah exactly that'd be a little red flag for me that's a red flag yeah your date is already has if not for me if if i show up especially if i'm late oh oh no no drinking or eating until i arrive it's so pompous have a drink it would have been cool if you had a glass of wine for the other person too now oh now it's cool now it's cool you got one for yourself yeah exactly exactly oh you couldn't wait you couldn't wait yes i'm fucking the train was late someone jumped in front of the train i'm sorry i can't i don't control the

fucking suicide this is a date i don't know if they like a right a white or a red or a beer or a vodka. I don't know anything about this person yet. How am I... I'm gonna order for them? You should know something. I'm gonna order for them? So you had a fancy restaurant on that first date? You've been talking to this person. You didn't even ask him, what's your go-to drink?

And then, boom, she says, oh, it's a spicy margarita. You remembered it. Now you look cool. I had a spicy margarita waiting for you. This is why you got no riz! This is why you got no riz! This is why she didn't show up. Well, now I have to drink the watered-down spicy margarita because they fucking...

abandon me oh boohoo you have two drinks sorry so i'm gonna eat at that point i'm not what am i you're not gonna eat if you order the drinks no oh my god what really what what would you get i get the depression meal give me like fucking you know maybe a very a very lush pasta with some fucking chicken would you get apps too no i i have a question on this date this is by the way This is the worst first date I've ever been on. No one was late. Your food comes first. Hot food, mind you.

And best to be eaten hot. Their food didn't come yet. What are you doing? Well, they should have. You don't eat yet. No, you don't eat. I agree. They should have answered.

Like, if you didn't figure out all that by that time. Wait, what? You're saying that. No, no one was late. Your food came first. He's just talking about regular date. Your plate comes first. Do you eat?

No, you don't. Of course not. No. I even say, and some people don't agree with this, that if I finish my food first, I kind of like to keep the plate in front of me because when everybody's cleaning up the plates around you, giving you the dessert menu,

and this person is still halfway in their meal, it's like, what are we doing? We're supposed to be on the same pace here. Well, I mean, psychopath. If anybody gives away their meal while someone else is still eating, especially on a date, that is crazy. Yeah, no.

That is a crazy thing. But I'm saying if you finish it, sometimes I have to fend off the waiter because they'll be like, are you finished? And I'm like, no. Well, you know, you could have some good pacing got some good pacing and spacing you know it's like all right she's she's about halfway through or he's about halfway through and it's like all right what's going on i the first thing you should

know about me on a date if we're going to be dating is that i am not going to eat slowly where where are you gonna where are you gonna fit in the conversation with you where you're gonna fit in the conversation once danny has his plate when's the last time you heard him speak it's it when the plate's clean exactly i i can we we can talk a little bit while i'm eating and then afterwards i'll be done and i can lead the conversation while you eat the waiter sometimes you know what i'll do is i'll leave like a i'll leave like one piece of broccoli on the plate i'm still working on it and every once in a while i'll just take my fork and be like what's your worst date oh by the way oh by the way sorry sorry i just fucking told you about

my terrible experience i don't know if this counts but i'm gonna this is my answer so one time this girl invited me to her sweet 16 that she said that she was having in the backyard so i thought and you know she had a pool she said it's just it's my family you into this girl i was i was so i show up in a bathing suit and uh like a normal shirt and i and i pull up to the place and it is a ballroom suite 16 but in the backyard like there's there's tables and catering and table cloths and lights and fixtures hanging and maybe 200 people there but she had a pool but she did have a but no one was going in it i not at the time when i showed up so i showed up i looked in i looked in the back and i looked down at my outfit and i just went couldn't make it drove

all the way home that's that's a very fair move couldn't do it i clearly it wasn't gonna work out because miscommunicating that heavy i don't think i saw her again but sometimes it happens by the way i think if you're gonna throw a party around the pool you should be okay with somebody going in no i'm no that's fine i'm sure at some point i didn't i didn't even walk in so i don't even know maybe at some point they all jumped in i don't know oh that's i i love it's just such a fun vibe when like oh we're gonna go in the pool in our suits oh my god we're all wet i would never do that you never done that would never you've done that you have not done that oh i definitely done you've jumped in a pool in a suit and died usually it starts with one person gets pushed

into the pool and then it's like everybody usually how many times you done this seven every time that there has been a fancy party around a pool someone has gone in clothes that i've been to truly every time even i was at a wedding i don't buy it guys i was at a wedding once it happened it wasn't the groom or the bride, though. No, of course not. It's the next special night. They're going to get wet eventually. If anything, it would make

more sense for one of them. All right, JT, your turn. I feel like JT's would be the worst. I had one. It wasn't even that bad. I went bowling. By the way, great date idea. Okay.

I think it cost me $14 for both of us. Shoe rental and an hour of playtime. This was a deal on like a Tuesday or something, but it was like $14. Also, this is seven years ago. Probably can't find that anymore. Regardless, it is a great date idea. Very cheap.

But I think nothing really was that bad. Kicked her ass in bowling, and then I think at the end of the night, went for a kiss and got snubbed, and that's it. Because you beat her in bowling. Yeah, I didn't let her win. You let her win. You let her win. Well, if she was bowling 30, it's hard to make someone win.

If it was a tight race, you could have relaxed. I'm a competitive guy. It doesn't matter. That's true. Has anybody ever overdone it with you? One time, somebody brought a rose and a poem to a first date for me, And it's like, we've been talking for like five days on Tinder. This is a little bit much.

This is a little bit much. I would say this definitely counts as a bad first date. Yeah. I mean, yeah. What was the poem? Because I've been published. It wasn't good. Damn it.

It wasn't good. You should have asked me. It was basic. Played your eyes? It wasn't like you're pouring your heart out there, but it was like, you know, roses are red, violets are blue, I want to suck ya. How about you? Toot-a-loo.

I don't know. Something like that. Something like that. I mean, that one's kind of funny. No, if it was that, I would have laughed, actually. And then the rose just squirted water in your face. Now it's a good time. It was me who brought it.

I was in my head like, well, now it sounds like you're on a first date with a clown. Somebody was me. Right, right. That was us wearing huge shoes. Yeah, and a red nose. There it is. Is that what you expected from that question back there? No.

Danny, one of Danny's curls is going straight in his ear. so it looks like hair is growing out of his ear. Let me see. Turn. Oh, he already fixed it, didn't he? Yeah, he fixed it. You didn't even show. Girls are going crazy.

Girls are curling. The girls are going off. The girls are curling. I need a little clip. Could it be haircut already? I thought you were only going once a year. See, once you commit to a mullet, you've got to have kind of like maintenance sessions.

For sure. Like crops. Yeah, yeah. You still have a mullet, though. Oh, for sure. I think once you get one, you'll have one, because they grow at the same time. Yeah, but eventually it kind of evens out, I think.

But there's still a mullet shape for sure. When I had long hair, I used to get ear infections all the time because my hair, after a shower, would just be essentially funnels to my ear canal. Oh, this is actually the question of the day today, is if you, would you rather have hair that grows really fast and long or your hair just stays the same length of your choosing forever? Oh, same length of my choosing forever.

it's already it's already going in places i don't want it to go let's keep it let's keep it in the same spot i'm down for that and i get to choose so you're doing anti-bald i'm doing that's fantastic oh that's too good of a deal to not do no no no it can still recede i'm adding a no it just so my permanent hair recedes it just doesn't grow so like your hair right now why would i take that deal well i mean there's a bunch of benefits you never need a haircut ever again but you're committed to the same hairstyle pretty much. Yeah, that's true. Except for it recedes somehow.

I can't flip that. That's crazy. What would you pick before the receding? I already have the one option, hair that grows really fast and long, and I kind of like it. So you would pick the other answer. Why did you take away from the other one? The thing is, like I said, I don't want to be locked into a hairstyle.

Because imagine you pick it at a time where you're going through a phase that you look back on and you go, oh, that was rough. That was a roughy. Or it's the guy that got that option before World War II.

What happened? They picked... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They picked... Your beard stays the same, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's all hair. Oh, no.

So I was like, that'd be unfortunate. It's like, right the day before World War II. It's like, oh, no. It was Charlie Chaplin before. I promise. Yeah, no.

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beautifully kind of done better I don't need the judginess over there. By the way, it looks like a steam factory over there. Jason's vaping all over the place. I know. I see clouds coming over my cap. Coming up my spot over there. Hit us with another question.

Yeah, we can do one more. We'll do one more. Random question time. All right. What's the worst smell that you have ever smelled in your life? Worst smell, huh? What is the worst smell? I feel like the obvious one is shit.

Well, yeah. Too obvious. Is there something worse than shit? the worst smell you've ever smelt at least a certain rotting stuff i think for sure smells worse than shit when we had the flood the leak water got under the mat and i didn't know for a long time and it was right in between the point where it's mold and not where it's forming and i lifted the mat and it's liquid it's like a liquid mold and it smells like if every fish in the ocean died up your nose it was it was terrible and it was leaking and as

As soon as it gets on your hands or your clothes, you're throwing out the clothes. You can't get it out. And I did bring the mat upstairs, and I was sniffing it the whole time. I was sniffing it for weeks. That wasn't great. Yeah, I mean, that's always going to be the worst. Yeah. That's what mine is, too.

Well, not mold. One time, me and my family were walking along the beach, and we saw if we found a dead dog. Jesus. Stray or had a collar? Stray, for sure. Well, it was hard to tell. It was dead for a while. Just on the beach?

Yeah, it was really far onto the rocky parts of a beach, you know? Right. And it was rancid. Dude, every day on my walk home, I found a dead cat on my walk home, just like on someone's lawn, but kind of like behind a tree in a weird spot where it could very easily be missed. And so every day after, this was in high school, on the way home, I would just check on it and see it more and more decayed.

And it just disappeared. Well, eventually it will. I was like, oh, the eyeballs are gone now. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's something that's going to be in the documentary if you ever murder a bunch of people. I didn't kill the cat. He slowly checked up and took a daily journal

of his decaying animal. Now we need to be questioned on that documentary. We've got to bring up this point. When I saw it, it must have been the first day, though. Perfect. It looked like a sleeping cat. And did you poke it, or how did you know it was dead? It was dead.

If there's a sleeping cat with its eyes open and its fucking mouth open, too, just like in a weird position, that thing's fucking dead. Well, you keep saying the word sleeping. Whatever. Maybe his eyes weren't open. Regardless, you can tell when something's dead. It's not breathing.

I don't need to poke it. I mean. I'm not that kind of psychopath. We've said this story a few times. Hold on, babe. Oh, oh. How long did this go on for? At least a couple months.

Oh, so it decayed? Like, it decayed? Like, maggots and everything? Oh, yeah, bro. It was bones. And then it just disappeared. Someone must have found it. A couple months you did that?

Just on somebody's lawn? Yeah. Did they die, too? Did you check on their house? No, it was on someone's lawn. It's kind of hard to explain. So you know how sometimes when you're walking on a sidewalk, someone's house for some reason just doesn't have a sidewalk?

Oh, I hate when those. So annoying. Those people should be sued by the city. Where it's kind of just straight driveway-ish? No, no, just grass. Oh, even all the way up to the street? Yeah. Yeah, and then not only – yeah, you've never seen this?

This happens more where JT's from. Yeah, it's not around here. Okay, okay. know what you're talking about and then also it was on a um like literally this is the street this the curb it's a dirt grass hill like up six feet at like a 75 degree angle and then their fence which they never go over to the fence and like check this part and it was like next to a tree there it's like kind of hard to you would never see this in any other part of queens i mean and you were scoping around that area i walk home so if some if some dweeby kid saw it every day you

I don't think those people ever left their house. I'm like, what the fuck is that? You really, there would be no reason to be walking where I was walking. Then what did you do? Why did you walk that way? Now I'm starting to think he killed the cat, by the way. I was a 14-year-old kid. Any other, most people would probably cross the street.

Oh, there's a sidewalk there instead of this weird, like, grassy hill. So you walked sideways on this grassy hill? Yeah. I think, I'm starting to get iffy. Anyway. This story wasn't even worth all these questions. I mean, it was worth a couple. Also, I was thinking about more the time.

I think we said the story. so I'm not going to get into the story, but the time in Europe when Danny's socks were in his bag and we thought... It was the shoe. Sorry. Where Danny's shoes were in his bag

and we thought that the only two options of that smell were a dead animal in the walls or a Mayan sewer line bursting, that was one of the worst smells. He opened the bag. I can't even imagine what that smell was. What I'm confused about is why none of you were able

to triangulate the smell. It was pervasive. But why is... Oh, we're in this room next to this shoe and it's worse here. Because also, no, the weird part is, too, is that one person smelled the shoe, shooed a face, and they go, I mean, it smells bad, but it doesn't smell as bad. Like, when you go to the source, it didn't smell like that.

It was the linger that smelled somehow. I wasn't a part of that interaction. Oh, you know, yes, you were totally there. I don't believe that that shoe could have caused that smell. Someone could have put it up their face and not vomited on the spot. Dude, they put it fucking nose to face, and they went, I mean, yeah, it doesn't smell good, but that can't be what it is. They literally said, that can't be what that smell is.

No, see, this is what I'm saying. So it's some kind of magic, actually. No, this is what I'm saying. The smell was so bad that it caused a group psychosis that there's no way that this smell could have came from a shoe. And also, by the way, it was as soon as you opened the door. So the whole place was filled. There was no more smelling.

A shoe caused a carbon monoxide poisoning of your group. I'm glad I didn't have, I'm glad I packed two pairs of shoes. Yeah, which was also kind of confusing. He's like, why do you have two pairs of shoes? He planned it. Why do you have two pairs of shoes? Why do you have two pairs of shoes? We're on a 14-day vacation.

Some shoes are activity shoes. You go hiking or something. Some shoes are you go to dinner. Just get a three-in-one shampoo. No one cares. I took two shoes. I didn't have a suitcase. These are my heels.

And these are my... It kind of sounded like that. Two pairs of shoes. And this is what I really think. Okay. If this is what happened, there was something else in that bag that he didn't want to show us, maybe. and then he sacrificed the shoes and dispatched of whatever that was.

Oh, no, definitely not. What could it have been? It was just the shoes. First of all- Was it Nick that smelt it? The shoe was more embarrassing, by the way, obviously. It's not like I was hiding anything in my bag. Then like shit stain underwear or something?

No, first of all, that's easy to cover up. You just throw it in the trash. You think I'd put shit underwear in my backpack? I would just throw it away. The smell from, it was an impossible smell. Oh, by the way, that's what I did with the shoes. Yeah, she just threw them off the balcony in Croatia. You made a Croatian's problem.

Yeah, I made it a Croatian's problem. They probably thought that it was a dead animal in the bushes, and some poor Croatian man or woman just cleaned it up. Also, we're getting the red light here. Red light's on. Red light's on. What a time. Since then, I've used this spray and these insoles that help a little.

No, no, no. A little. But, yes, that was actually the top three worst. How long did you walk around in those shoes that day? I mean, definitely. You know, you're on vacation. It's a vacation walk. It was a lot of walking.

Probably a long walk. Like a 12-hour day. You go here, the museum, the bar. Yeah, yeah, stuff like that. And this was the latter half of the trip, I think. And Croatia's not the driest place, so if he stepped in a puddle or something got wet, it's over. But either way, JT, tell them where to find you.

You can find me on Instagram at TheJBalls. Danny? You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at AntPriscoCurveball. Jason, do the outro. Oh. Yeah, you shit on Danny so much. I shit on Danny all the time.

Chance to get to follow the Piggy Boys on Instagram and Twitch and the gaming channel. See, it's not that hard. You did crush that first try. If I was watching, I don't know if I'd be convinced. Oh, what about after this? You've got to sell me. You know what's less convincing? just not saying the things

at least it was said. Touche. Touche.