Picky Boys Podcast - Naughty OR ICE!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #352

Episode Date: December 8, 2024

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jason come shove it in there ah it's already in there jason this hurts real bad i don't know what do you mean you don't know i don't know danny come on you know people people have my thanksgiving ass title what do we talk about on the podcast so we're trying to guess the oxford word of the year this year last year's it was riz skibbity no i don't think they added skibbity you have to have to add this riz bro no but they have to add this to the dictionary jason jason Don't bail him out. No, don't bail him out. What are you doing?

Don't bail him out. All right. All right, let's do it. Bring us in, baby. Ho, ho. How's it going, everybody? It's time for another Picky Boys podcast. First merch.

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who cares about that it's already way too late I agree with that it's way too late I'm just I'm letting them know the cutoff I'm not gonna lie to them about the cutoff

the cutoff is dead I'm not lying to them about the cutoff I'm just saying now that it's fresh in their head you might as well get it at pickyboys.com pickyboys.com

Jason Popup pickyboys.com do it again pickyboys.com One more. Okay. You think he did it all those times? No, absolutely not.

It is time for another Naughty or Nice. Don't say it like that. Don't say it like that at all. Naughty or Nice. So we got Nice last time. We got Nice last time. So statistically, I'm hoping for Nice again, right? I think statistically we'll get Nice every single time.

Okay. Statistically, of course. I like that because, you know, obviously I could call. You can't do that. What was that? You can't do that. What the hell was that? I got a call from Santa.

I didn't see the phone. I don't like it. It's an earpiece. I don't like what just happened there at all. He flipped. I don't know if Jason put it on. Can you just read what it says on those scrolls? The ink bled through.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I think that's it. That's it. That's it naughty? Hey. I think it said naughty on it. Oh, I think we got you when I had just shown us more letters. I think this one said naughty on it.

Nothing says anything. I think it said naughty. All right, let's go for blue then. It says naughty right there. Does it not? No, it's an A. There's an A naughty. Go blue.

Now I'm going blue. This was the nice last time. Yeah, but then you switched them So I'm going blue What do you think? You know what else he did? I just realized He also switched boxes

Because I remember these chips were on this side Oh, the more chipped one Yeah, do you remember that? It was flipped Also, the writing's in blue That's the color blue He switched them I have no idea

Let's go blue, I don't know You're going blue Going blue Give us the nice Alright Let's see what it is Jesus, I want one What is that?

That can't be nice Alright, this one's called Brain Freeze That doesn't sound good You wrote it, what do you mean? I am merely Santa's confidant I don't think that's a word Jason, go Jason, go

Alright, well it says Before I explain anything Pick a candy cane Well, I like candy canes. I'm going to put this over here so you can't see. Did you just throw that whole thing on the ground? I heard a huge ding. Can I pick?

You can pick. I'm going, hey, diddle, diddle, right down the middle. Right down the middle? Well, give it to him. No, that's not how it works. You pick. No, give it to him. I want to see what's going on.

He picked it. Oh, it's a big candy cane. Oh, we're drawing straws, aren't we? Are we drawing candy canes? Are we drawing canes here? Okay, so now I have a 50. If I were to guess, I would say so, yes. You did the right move going first.

This looks short. Going first is the move. You're right. I'm going to pick the one to the right. To my left? Yeah, the one closest to me. Oh, that's short. Okay, this one looks a little short as well.

Wait, this has got to be the middle one then. Okay, let's see. I got. You got the shortest. Oh, no. I got the longest. Wait, isn't the longest good? The longest is good.

The shortest is typically bad. When you draw straws, you don't want to draw the. The short straw. That's true, that's true. So you got the shortest straw? I got the shortest. Let's see what that means. Okay.

As a team, you must solve math problems while your hand is submerged in ice water. No one can remove their hands until everyone has solved the problem. The candy canes determine the hardness of the math problem. Wait. So even if I solve it, I have to keep my hand in? Yes, you do. And you got the... Wait, so how does this work?

And you got the short straw? Do we each have a math problem? We each have a math problem. The candy cane determines the difficulty of your problem. The long candy cane gets an easy math problem. You rigged this. The medium candy cane gets a medium math problem, and the short candy cane gets a difficult math problem.

Uh-oh. Why did you make this a team effort? Because we're all in this together. But that's nice. Being a team is nice. Not now. That's a nice one. You're right, you're right, not now.

What you missed out on, and do remember that everything that we don't pick is going into the Mega Naughty or Nice, which comes out on Christmas Day on the Piggy Boys YouTube channel. Is this your whole mic wire? It is. Get this out of here. All right, so let's see what we will be entering into the Big Naughty or Nice. It was Australian Fairy Bread. Oh.

Look how cute it is. That is so vastly different than what we picked. I really want to... Sorry. Nobody gets anything nice. Is it from Australia? Yes, right from down under. I'm surprised it stood so fresh, considering you shipped it so far.

Yes, it's an Australian children's staple. It's just white bread buttered with, they call these hundreds of thousands. We call them sprinkles. What on earth was that? They call them hundreds and thousands, but that's not for us. I was going to throw it. It looks better than the caviar, but it doesn't look that good or sound that good. Honestly, stop stalling.

everybody's fucking shitting on my nice things fuck you guys stop stop stalling just give us the buckets yeah give us

give us the ice wait so oh you bought buckets you bought Santa buckets wait so you prepared the buckets what if we picked the nice I was gonna put

I don't know drinks in them or something oh that would've been nice that would've been cool that would've been very nice this is gonna be so we put

both our hands in and have to solve a math problem you can put one hand or do both yeah both right yeah Yeah, both hands.

It's a little high. It's a little high, honestly. You can put them down if you want. Nah. Like this? I'll put them over here. That's why I was, when I was doing it, I was thinking just one hand. Well, you can do multiple.

What do you think, one hand? Just do one hand. It's better, I think, for just the point of entry. Jason, you have the problems for us? You had Jason set up the problems? This is just... I thought that at least we'd be able to get out of here on our own. Oh, hold on.

The curse jar is in full effect during this challenge. Oh, no. So don't be cursing. Don't be cursing. Yeah, we're good. So we put our hands in. Wait, hold on. We got to get the problems first.

Oh. I know I'm going to curse during this, so hold on. Oh, JT's front door. Wow, JT has a cool little, like, you hit a button and the things come out. I have a sense of the numbers. Is that a full $20 bill? Yeah, they didn't have change. They wouldn't give me any change.

So I'm good for the next 16 curses because I also owe $4. So there you go. Yeah. There you go. I think we'll give him the next 10 curses. 16. I got screwed on the $5 bill. I don't care.

You took a bad deal. I don't care. I'm doing 16 curses. He didn't ask for the exchange rate. Whatever. All right. So. Are we doing all at the same time?

Yeah. Give us the math problem. JT, don't scream. And we cannot. You have the easiest one. So don't just scream it. We know you're going to get it. It doesn't matter.

According to Santa, if you help each other, where you're going to go on the naughty list. No helping each other. You just said it's a team effort. You just said it's a team effort. No, it's a team effort, as in all of our fates are connected. No, that's not a team effort.

What the fuck is the point of this? Oh, oh, oh, that's one. That's not a team effort. We're just chained in this icy arena. That's what this is to him. He did this on purpose. No, he knew, once he knew he got the short one, he made it a team thing.

Yeah, that's true, yeah. No, it's not a team thing. You didn't mention it was a team thing before that. We didn't even read the note. It's not a team thing. Did you make that up? I'm sure if Danny got the long one. Oh, this is an individual challenge as a team Okay, so liar so in our naughty or nice

We picked naughty unfortunately and we all have to keep our hands in this bucket till all of us solve a math problem The worst one at math has the hardest math problem Jason show us. Let's do it. All right Oh 56 6 Oh Danny, it's right. Oh, we're so We're so screwed. We're so screwed. Let's do four times six. There's not let's. Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. That was a curse. Oh, God. Oh. It hurts. I can't do this. I can't do this. Danny, stop.

Come on. Let me think. Okay. Eight. And then 28. I got 108. I'm 108. Yeah.

I'm 108. It's just Danny now. It's just Danny. Danny, try. Danny, try. Danny, try. Danny, try. Danny, try.

Danny, try. Okay, so our base is 2,400, and then we're going to go 87 times 6, and add it to 2,400. Help me. We can't. Go on the naughty list. I don't care. I don't want to go on the naughty list. Why does this hurt so much more than last time?

Okay, what about 8 times 6? Oh, this really hurts. Danny, shoot out a given bird. 8 times 6 is 48, so it's 480. No, no, no. Leave him alone. Stop, stop, stop. Okay, so 2,400, 480.

We got 2,880. Now we go 6 times 7. That would be... Don't help him. That would be, of course... Of course. What is it? Knock him.

6 times 7. I have to be able to do this. Jason, come make sure his hand is in here. 30? No, no, no, no. 30? No, no, no, no, no. The answer is not 30.

No, no, no, that's not the answer, Jason. Oh, God. Ow, oh, shit. Oh, you know what? The pain's actually passing now. I lost feeling. Jason, come hold his hand in there. Come shove it in here.

Okay, wait, so it was 24-4. Jason, come shove it in there. It's already in there, Jason. This hurts real bad. I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? I don't know. Danny, come on.

What's 6 times 7, Danny? It's a 42. Okay, so add it to what you said before. What was before, though? 24, 40? Danny! What was before? Danny, come on. Oh, 28.

What's 6 times 8? Danny, what's 6 times 7? What's 6 times 7, Danny? 42! I said 42! Okay, what's 6 times 8? What's 6 times... 48! Okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Shut up! Jesus Christ. 28. You gotta add a zero. Hold on! Danny, please. It's 29.

Oh, God. I can't think. I'm slowly getting ice out of my bucket. Hold on. You're so close. It's 20. Come on, Danny. No, you're not.

Danny, come on. 29. You can't do this. Yeah, yeah. Good idea. Good idea. Come on, Danny. Now you got pressure.

Wait. Can you split my ice at least? Split my ice. Teamwork, teamwork, teamwork. A nine. 2900 and something. What is it? What?

2900 something. Danny, just answer the question. You have to help me. I can't do this. Danny, you're so good. Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey, punish me! No, you can't do the other hand. No, actually, I like this better because this hand's fresh. This is worse. This is worse. Don't worry. Hey, hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. I got it. I got it. Your hand's not even in it. Yeah, put your hand deeper. Oh, this hurts, like, real bad. He's thinking.

Everybody, meditate on it. 2922. Yes. Good job, Danny. He did so good. Someone's going to have to fix those audio spikes. That's a lot of work for Jason. Somebody.

Ow. Why was I forsaken with the hard one? On top of that, he cheated. Isn't that crazy? How did I cheat? Switch hands. You switched hands. Oh, boo-hoo.

Mr. Two Digits over here. We're like Mr. Two Inches, buddy. Danny, that took just way too long for you to do. It's called brain freeze for a reason. I think that's good for your hands. It's kind of like, you know how people do ice baths? Maybe it's a miniature one. I think it's a good way to shock your system, probably.

I feel like I'm getting some carpal tunnel. Maybe this will help. Okay, well, join us next week for another round of Danny's Naughty or Nice. Hopefully you think fucking nice this time. Hey. Oh, hell. He was about to do it a third time. Did you hear that?

He was about to do it a third time, yeah. Why do you have a 10? Oh, my God. Pretty soon, when there's enough singles in here, you could just make change with the bank. He's got a 10-er. I'm going to have to do that. I don't think there's enough in it yet.

Oh, God. Okay. Where do they call a 10-er? Is that Canada? No, it's London, I think, right? Like a 5-er, 10-er? And what's a loonie? That's a cartoon character.

I think that's money. I thought you can't say Looney no more. You can't say that for crazy people. You can't say Looney Bin. What's the difference? But you can still say Looney? No, I mean, you can't call them Looney, I guess. That's what I just said.

Oh, yeah, I mean. If you can't say Looney, you can't say Looney Bin. But I think you can say it facetiously. That's a big word for Elmo. Like, oh, little kids being crazy. Oh, how Looney, you know? Okay. But you can't call somebody who has mental problems a Looney.

Can I call him a wacko? That doesn't sound good either. I love wacko. What a whack job? I don't know what the correct term is. This isn't the podcast for that. We don't know. Yeah, that'll probably be on the show.

I'm still using whack job. Before we get into one of Jason's 1,000 tabs he has open, it looks like JT's desktop upstairs. True. We're approaching the 12 days of Christmas on Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys. That is a day of content every day from the 13th, I believe, all the way up until Christmas. And then on December 27th, we would start our sub-a-thon.

I know. Lots of very fun stuff coming up. Coming up to the end of the year. Lots of very fun stuff. And hopefully, we'll have more news about the donations and how long that'll make us go. And on top of that, hopefully, you can make us go long enough and we celebrate New Year's together. That'd be crazy. My family's going to be pissed that I'm going to miss New Year's this year if you keep us that long.

Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, we're planning on going way longer than last time and much more variety. Lots of things planned. That's my shopkeeping while I just try to warm up my hands. Love a good shopkeep. All right, want to do one of Jason's things here? Come on, Jason, what do you got?

Give us your best one, or give us your second best one, and then we'll leave the best one for the end. How about that? All right, let's talk about this then. So Oxford, I don't want to spoil it. Oh, Jesus, the whole Oxford. Just released the word of the year. They do this every year.

Okay. So do we have any guesses? can we say last year's I think was Riz I believe so so we're trying to guess the Oxford word of the year this year last year's it was Riz

no I don't think they added I think it was Riz bro no but they have to add this to the dictionary Riz I think they added I'm pretty sure that's what that means I think we're right there with adding Skivity to the dictionary I don't think it's Skivity Edge

goon but these words exist already not in this context you guys are thinking about urban dictionary this is Oxford from London if something takes on a completely new meaning honestly raw dog

it could be raw dog it is definitely not raw dog it's definitely not raw dog do you want to look at the previous ones what about like a hawk Or Tua or something? Hawk and Tua.

This guy says it can't be raw dog and gives me Hawk Tua. Raw dog's a real word, isn't it? And that's two words. That's two words. I'm not sure, you know, what Hawk and Tua mean individually. No, no, no. That's why I'm saying, like, I'm not. Hawk Tua, maybe.

I'm not. I don't think it's going to be a double word. I'll give you a hint. It is kind of a double word. Shit. Then I think it's Hawk Tua now. Now I think it's raw dog. Now I'm back to raw dog.

Wait, what? Why is raw dog being popular? Yeah, so raw dog. Danny, Danny, raw dog is bin popper. That's actually how you were conceived. Number one. Number two,

it's taking on, raw dog's like kind of changing and taking on a totally non-sexual context. Like raw dog a flight. Raw dog in your flight. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Doing anything now without like, I guess,

the proper gear is considered raw dog. There is no way Oxford made the word of the year something that involves Danny being birthed. No, no, no, but it doesn't. Yeah, but it's close enough. Again, and also,

Words can have two meanings. They just add a second line. Hoctua. It's not Hoctua, according to him. I like raw dog. He said it's two words. Yeah. He said it's kind of.

Yeah, but if you look at his face, I don't think it's Hoctua. It's going to be like. You know what? Oh, it's going to be a compound word. It's going to be two words. Like raw dog. Yeah, yeah. But Hoctua is not.

I'm back to Hoctua. I'm on raw dog now. All right. So this is the Oxford University word of the year. Brain rot. Brain rot. Honestly, that's a good addition. That's a good addition.

Honestly, I'm counting that as a win for Skibbity. Basically the same thing. Well, we knew it wasn't going to be Skibbity. The supposed deterioration of a person's mental or intellectual state, especially viewed as a result of overconsumption of material, now particularly online content. I'll be honest. Everything about, I'm sure, this clip that we just made was brain rot.

So really, what a grand finale, and here you go. Wow, honestly, I really do like that climate emergency. That's two words No, that was and that was in 2019. Who cares about that? No, this is different stuff I have a list of uh, well, it says the word of the year in 2019 was a climate emergency So these are this from 2009. Oh, we're gonna go through them all. Okay. Wait, what is this? So internet slang names words of the year. This is from 2009 to now. Yeah, so 2009 was tweet 2010 was app. These are all boring. App is definitely, that's crazy 2010, you know.

I guess you didn't say app as much. You said like application. Yeah, I mean app is now very commonplace. Everybody knows what an app is. Honestly, I'm most surprised that hashtag was entered because that's just not a word. You know? What do you mean? Because they put the hashtag there.

So I'm assuming the hashtag counts in there. You know what I mean? You're saying this is hashtag, hashtag. Exactly. The pound. Pound hashtag. So that's weird to me. Selfie?

That makes sense. That makes sense. Photo bomb. Photo bomb. Okay. Photobomb, that's pretty weak. That's a pretty weak one compared to everything else. Yeah, but 2014 was an odd time.

Tough year. Binge watch. Binge watch is a good one. That's a good one. Okay. Face with tears of joy emoji. That is not a word. No, but they're just saying the word of the year is the emoji.

Okay. Yeah. This is an Oxford's thing, right? Wait, what? No, this one is Oxford. Oxford named the face crying emoji word of the year in 2015. Wow. Someone, I hope they all got fired.

What's happening? Goblin mode in 2022? Can someone explain what goblin mode is to me? I feel like I know this and I forgot. Also, why did we jump from 2015 to 2022? It's a dark seven years. There was no internet words that were named for the year in between that time.

For seven full years? Goblin mode. In 2019, it was called climate emergency. That's Oxford. Again, Oxford picked goblin mode. What is goblin mode? I honestly don't remember goblin mode. Unapologetically, self-indulgent, lazy,

slovenly, or greedy? I feel like all those things don't really... I feel like going goblin mode right now. All those things aren't really adjectives. It doesn't feel like... That feels like just being lazy and gaming. Like, I'm about to go goblin mode. I mean, I guess...

I've been going goblin mode all year. But I could also see someone sitting at a dinner table and be like, I'm about to go goblin mode. Just like on the pasta right here. But I guess that would be greedy. That's like gobbling. No, but that would be greedy, right? You eat all the food.

I think there's another B in there. Goblin mode. It's goblin. I understand it's like little green thing. you were talking about Goblin I understand this is Goblin this is all brain rot

are there other modes that you can go demon mode Danny went McChicko mode that was crazy 100 McChickens Danny ordered 100 McChickens at JT's frat just for a bit by the way back then they were a dollar

it was a good time I'm sure Danny was unapologetically thanked He was literally, he was like the Oprah of McChickens that night, too. He was like tossing them out. Look under your chair. There's a McChicken, dude. He made the whole house very happy. I didn't get one.

You weren't there. I've heard of monk mode. I think that's just where you like, just for six months, just don't even hang out and just work on yourself. Sickle mode. The sickle mode, of course. That's the brother of McChickle mode. Yeah. And then 2013, we're back to Riz.

I'm sorry for everybody who had to listen to all this. Honestly, Riz truly is, I think, one of the best Gen Z additions ever. It just said 2014 was... Yeah, there's some other... I think it's a different university or it's like second place. It just said 2014 was Brat. I know. Scroll down.

2014. I mean, 2024. Oh, yeah, Brat. That's just Colin's dictionary. I mean, who's ever heard of that? Oh, so Colin chose Brat and Oxford chose Brain Rod. You think they... There's another one, too.

Oh, there's another one. Is it Hawk Tool? I like Brat. Demure. Oh, demure. Demure. I know it didn't. That wasn't.

We didn't guess that. I know it wasn't the word, but that word totally. Well, to be fair, I thought demure was already a word. It is. Oh, wait. Yeah, it's already a word, so it wouldn't count. This is kind of something they're naming new to the dictionary, right? Yeah, it's just like their popularity.

Like brat was already a word, too, but it's kind of taken on a different meaning. So I guess that's why Oxford chose brain rot, because that pairing hasn't happened yet in Oxford Dictionary. Yeah, brain rot, that phrase or two words was definitely not in the dictionary. So now demure and brat have another hyphen underneath the dictionary word. So that's why they don't count. I feel like demure is almost exactly what at demure actually meant. Brat is definitely like a good context now. Like I'm a brat.

Yeah, but there was also brats, girls, right? The dolls. Yeah, that's true. Was those bad girls? No, but that was with a Z. That's a good point. Brats. Now a brat is that girl who's a little messy and likes to party

and maybe sometimes says dumb things sometimes. Is that the definition? No, that's just what CharlieXCX said. My number one artist this year on Spotify, by the way. I'm a brat. Wow, that's really hard to believe that she's the number one. Did you lie about that? No, I swear to God.

I'll show you my Spotify rants right now. No one cares about it. I'm a brat. I think that these should only be added to the dictionary if they prove that they have some staying power. Because there are lots of words that come and go as a trend and kind of after three months, no one says them anymore.

Like goblin mode. Like goblin mode, yeah. To be fair, the Rizzler will carry on Riz for about 18 years. Riz has been around for a long time. I think Riz is just here to stay. Yeah, I think it's like flirting, essentially.

And I think Brain Rot as the umbrella of TikTok makes sense too, I guess, right? Yeah, yeah. Also, I love that Riz is derived from an actual word, charisma. That's good. That's how you make good words, you know?

That's real nice. That's real nice. You start off like an 80-year-old. It's like, you know, he's real nice. That's real nice. Oh, brain rot's a noun. I couldn't have told you. I thought it'd be an adjective.

No, I guess that doesn't make sense. Wait, how is brain rot a noun? I don't know. Wouldn't it be an adjective? No, because it's not describing your brain. Because that would be like brain rotty? Because like the content is the brain rot, right? So like I'm watching brain rot or I'm experiencing brain rot.

See the experiencing part. But anything you experience is a noun. Unless, like, brain rotting, I guess, would be of the verb. That's a verb, yeah. I think you just used brain rot grammatically incorrect in that second part. That's what I thought. How do you feel, Jason? I'm good.

Do you guys feel like you've been getting brain rot from TikTok and stuff? For sure. I get so much. Remember that fucking Cotton Eye Joe? Double! Did we say the S word count? Yes, we did. I think so.

You're going to say yes to everything. Remember the Cotton Eye Joe chicken nugget? That was absolute brain rot. That's brain rot. And that was all over my feed for about three, four weeks. I haven't seen him since, though. Thank God. I haven't seen him since.

I haven't seen him since. He hasn't come across my page in a while. Antonio had that Spider-Man guy dancing on his algorithm for a while. Yeah, and I got rid of him. I got rid of him, and Jason begged me to put him back on. Because I think you forgot the name, and you secretly wanted to find out his name. I don't know if that's brain rot. I think that's stimulating content.

Thank you. I appreciate you. well uh mpc miles made a big comeback and he's done with the mpc stuff i don't know that's kind of news today yeah i guess that is news i mean that makes sense but this is this is making it sound like brain rot isn't actually the dumb stuff that we think it is like chicken nugget this is just the feeling of oh you see now that was back to the old one i'll just uh oh the feeling of mental fogginess and cognitive decline

after being on your phone or screen for too long. Nah, they're... See, that's different. They're getting it wrong. That is different. I think they're getting it wrong. Also, that would be brain fog.

Literally, there's already a word for that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think they got this one wrong. I think brain... It's definitely, like, the content that is, like, kind of made for children,

but adults still consume it, and you actually feel like a worse person after you consume it. That's definitely what the brain rot is. Yeah, it's also weird that they use, like,

feeling of mental fogginess. Like, there's literally already a word for that. Yeah. Brain, like, brain fog. There's already a word for it. It doesn't have the connection to a screen.

Like, if I'm on my phone for too long watching nature documentaries, I don't have brain rot after. Like, it needs to be a certain type of content. You should have brain rot after that.

What does nature documentaries do for anybody? Well, I don't know. What documentaries are smart, then? Tell me. A nature documentary is nice. Space Ones.

Space Ones. What does that do for you? Actually, why even watch a documentary now that you think about? Oh, documentaries are fun. This guy never watched Planet Earth,

and you can tell. I've watched Planet Earth. Yeah, right. Like, I put on the ocean one when I'm in my basement sometimes. Dave Attenborough? That's just a... I didn't say anything.

Oh. Careful. That's a 50 cents because he said half of it. That's just a screensaver, basically. I agree, 50 cents. No. Jason, you agree

that was 50 cents? 50 cents. I just said the... I could have said fa-la-la-la-la. I could have said fa-la-la-la-la. No, there's a clear intention, though.

We've got to measure intention here. Because I said flippin'. No, there was no L. Don't lie. I just said... Either way. Now we're punishing... Fucking...

Oh! Oh, my God. I'm going to need to make change. I only have a 10. Just take nine bucks out. Danny said, don't bring big bills because I want to see it really fill up. And now he's the one doing the most damage. Well, me and Danny both went to 7-Eleven and they didn't give us change.

We'll get those $10 back next podcast. Okay. Here we go. Oh, God. Vinny's got his stripper singles now. Can I borrow one? Sure. Fuck you.

Can I borrow one? No. You have a free one in there. You have one in the bag. He's saying please. No. He's saying please. He's a good guy.

Thanks. Thank you. Let's go pay for some hot fries later. Actually, can I borrow another one? No. Oh, you gave it back. What a good guy. All right.

What's something else? Yeah, Jason, give us one more article. We could get out of here. I think my hand is dying. My hand is... Oh, my hand. Oh, my hand. 300K a year, but you have to eat a full stick of butter each morning.

Easy, yes. JT is the master on this. I mean, yeah, and not that it was easy, but I mean, I did whatever, four of them or something, three and a half, $300,000 a year. I did it for free. Oh, you did one? You did three? I did three and a half in like six minutes. He did three days worth.

So $300,000 per year, and all you have to do is eat a full stick of butter each morning. They would hire a butter boy to feed them butter while they slept. Oh, they said this was a long office debate for years. At some point, someone suggested they would hire a butter boy to feed

them butter while they sleep. What the hell does that mean? You can't melt it, by the way. Can't melt it, that's a problem. It's got to be cold. You know what people do? Oh, here we go. Fucking TikTok yells. No, I bet you wish you had this. Can I borrow a dollar?

Sure, but next podcast, you've got to give me $2. Oh, I don't like that deal. Well, too bad. No, the problem is we already established an IOU thing, so I'm just going to owe it to you. I got you, Antonio. Fuck. Hell yeah, Jason. Hell yeah.

Jason's curses retract from the curse card, by the way. Yeah, Jason's curses retract. Oh, Jason covered me. I love that. Because the money goes to Jason to spend on us. Rules? Yeah, TikTok hates when we don't give them rules. So for this one time, we'll give you rules.

Rules, that is, has to be in grocery store stick form and cold. No preparing this butter. That's the only rule. Sorry. Wait, so what would no preparing be? Like, okay, can I put it between two pieces of bread and eat that? Or is that preparing? No, I think that's preparing.

Yeah, I think that's preparing. Can I put a little sugar on it? No, I think that's preparing. That's probably preparing. You know people do that? I mean, I don't want to know those people. My aunt. She puts sugar on a stick of butter

and just eats it like that. Next time we're at a family gathering, point me out to that aunt. I'm not talking to her. I wish you could ever have compound butter that has all kinds of stuff in it. What's that? Garlic and stuff to make it nice.

You got a restaurant kind of? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like a roll of butter in a circle, but it has stuff in it. Is that when they put the pink Himalayan salt on it? You got in there. No. I think we can all agree

you guys are doing this right I don't think I'm doing this you're going to smell like butter for the rest of your life right I don't think that's his problem look how he smells now it would be an upgrade how many calories

in a stick of butter actually this person makes a good point not only could you save for retirement but you'd have less retirement to save for win win that's funny

I think I would do this for like $30,000 a year not $300 you could get me You can negotiate me down so much, dude. I mean, if you take care of your body every day, I feel like you can outperform this.

And they're not picking the stick of butter for you. So you could go unsalted butter. Look at this. I'm going to go Kerrygold. Yeah, but that doesn't sound like... Fancy Irish butter. Yeah, but now it sounds like you doubled the calories for some reason just because of the name.

Well, I'm just doubling the goodness. It is from Ireland, so... Have you had any – you seem like the type of guy. If you had – Here we go. Love this. Love this. What's it called?

It's butter in coffee. Oh, yeah, like bulletproof coffee. Is that what it's called? Bullet coffee or something? Well, good thing he seems like the guy he definitely has. Yeah. Have you tried it? I have tried it.

Any good? No, it's awful. Really? Yeah. Is that the one that smelled like Chinese food? No. You had coffee that smelled like Chinese food? Apparently, yeah.

No. There were some mornings where he came down and went, you know what? It does smell like Chinese food. There was a Chinese twinge to it. But no, Bulletproof coffee is, I didn't particularly like it. But it's if you're doing like keto and stuff. Yeah. And a lot of people pair it with intermittent fasting.

So you'll have a cup of Bulletproof in the morning. And then that's supposed to hold you off and kind of get your brain working until like 2 o'clock. Okay, so how many calories, I'll save this for Jason. How many calories are in a stick of butter? It's probably like 800. 810. I think I looked it up years ago when we did the thing. On average, probably about 810.

That's a lot to have to work off, actually. I mean, if that's just your breakfast and you skip breakfast, if you usually eat breakfast, you can get around it. I know, but now I'm not doing it for $30,000 anymore. No one offered $30,000. First of all, if I can have the magic genie guy make the calories not count, I have a totally different number. Brother, of course the calories.

That's the whole point. It's a magic genie. But why would he make it not count? Well, then I'll do it for the 300K. If he can make it not count, I'll do it for the 30K. I think 300K... The calorie's not counting. You gotta take that.

Yeah. And can you just stop? Like, I feel like this one is kind of open-ended that, oh, you do it for five years and then... Retire. Retire, yeah. You retire from the great butter eating competition? Yeah. But I think there'll be one morning after you retire where you're like, for old time's sake, you know, take a bite.

This one doesn't say anything about, remember the other challenge had like days off and sick days. This dude, you got the flu. It doesn't matter. You got to scarf that butter down. Oh, I mean,

this is not, would not be a healthy lifestyle, but can you just like throw it up right after? Probably not. Probably not. Probably not. I don't think also the, the,

the, it says you have to eat a stick of butter each morning. And then someone suggested a butter boy to feed them while they slept. Not even in the morning. Yeah. What is, What is that? Where did that conversation come from?

I would just have a little butter boy feed me in the morning. It's like, what are you talking about, Timmy? But he can't alter the butter in any way, so it's not like you can, how would you feed someone? Does the butter boy chew it for him and spit it into his mouth like a bird? No, I imagine like spoon feeding. I think just in the middle of the night,

you just like put little pads of butter in your mouth. Yeah, like a little. Why? You know what, that might work. You know like the Listerine pack? It just like melts kind of in your mouth. You just constantly dream of toast. Over eight hours into thin little strips.

Actually, I'm back on this guy's side. I'm doing the Butter Boy method. You're just getting a Butter Boy? Yeah. I would love to meet JT's Butter Boy. I would love to meet JT's Butter Boy. Yeah, I don't think I'm doing this one. I don't think I got to do this one.

I think I'll attempt to do it. And if I have to quit, I quit. I think you got to do it for a year, probably. I attempt to do it, what, you're four months in, you're like, I can't do it anymore, and now you're eating four months of butter for no reason? If you're going to do it, you got to do it. I got to do it a full year.

Yeah, you got to do it a full year. money, that's for sure. Oh, is that the case? It doesn't say, but I think we gotta say that. I mean, you definitely gotta do a full year. Yeah, I agree. Or else it would say per day. Let's say you get Sundays off. I'm still not doing it. I'll try to do a full year, but this is

pretty hard. No, it is a lot. It is a lot. I'm not, I'm really not I'm really not shying away from how much money that is. I'm just, I don't think I could do a stick of butter every day. Do I have to buy the butter? Does it come out of my 300k? We'll say the butter magically appears. Magic free butter, okay. I think it should. Organic?

I think it's completely okay if it comes out of the $300,000. Whoa, hey, hey. Business expense, buddy. Well, it doesn't say tax-free. A lot of these things, the $300,000 says tax-free, a lot of these things. You know all the rules? It's like, well, tax-free, it's automatically in your account. No government can take it.

No one knows where you got it. You know, it's like, no rules here. This is tax. No, this is tax. This is tax, bitch. And I'm sure the... Oh! Jason?

Jason? Don't bail him out. No, don't bail him out. What are you doing? Don't bail him out. I didn't even know this rule until today. Dollar? For two?

And if I lose, I'll give you two. Okay. Terrible deal, Danny. Got it! Two dollars for me. You said F for it again? Who? You.

Me? Oh, I didn't. After you lost? No, I did not. Did you say when you lost? No, I did not. That's not fair. I did not.

I'm going to replay it. I did not. He's going to replay it. I did not. I just looked down in defeat, really, is what I did. Terrible deal, Danny. Shoot. Got it!

$2 for me. I like this hypothetical question on the bottom right. $1 billion, but every time you poop, it fills whatever you're pooping into the brim. Yeah, I saw that. I'll give you a job. That's a good one. I'm taking that. You don't know.

I don't know if I'm taking the billy. A billion dollars? I don't know if I'm taking the billy. I mean, why don't you just poop in slightly smaller toilets? Yeah, sure. You'd have to find a little poop container. It's a perfect amount. It could be any amount.

No, but, yeah, I know, but I feel like you don't want to poop for, like, gallons. Now I have to walk around with a poop container, brother? Is that really a lifestyle worth a billion dollars? No, you don't have to carry a poop container. You have to go to the bathroom while you're in a restaurant. Oh, my God. Get a cup. So you're carrying a poop container.

You're acquiring a poop container. How did you connect that to, then, I'm carrying a poop container? Is it the end of the world if I accidentally take a poop in the sea? Probably the end of the, at least, ocean life. And then they go, yes, I would take the money. so wait so if another situation

comes about and Danny shits his pants they just become full of double curse worth it I think he has like three more

I got like eight left no you oh buddy I think he's at like six left was I not at ten the last time I announced it yeah but then you lost

like four you have a ten dollar bill no it was a twenty I gave it twenty but he owed four maybe you're at eight I gave it twenty I started today with sixteen

boys We play this fast and loose, this curse jar. I'll show you something fast and loose. Now I'm going to go poop in your room. Fill it up to the brim. Yeah, what a prank. This is awful. I don't know if I'm taking the billy.

You can also go to the shot glass. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Just get him a shot glass. Anytime you use the bathroom, now poop's, like, touching your balls, too. This one says, accidentally shart in an Olympic-sized swimming pool to the brim. Wouldn't that kill you? No, I think it's a magic, like a... But I just feel like that much volume coming out of your booty hole.

No, I'm saying it just turns into kind of like a pocket dimension from your butt. Yeah, but you know, if you take like a really long poop, like your butt gets a little sore and raw maybe. Not if it's from a pocket dimension, JT. If you know how dimensions work, a portal would open until, and it would only close once the thing is filled to the brim. Small jar. This one I think the strat is you just carry around a little jar.

God, you did a poop container. We're back to the poop container. I think you just find whatever is like, hey, bartender, I need a shot. You just take a shot. You go to the bathroom. Poop shot glass. You need a shot glass. Because it's tiny.

No, now if you miss, the whole stall is filled. That's a bigger problem. I think the whole room is filled. You're going way too small. Probably the whole room. All right, fine. Give me a cup. Give me a Guinness glass.

You're also a billionaire in this situation. You could have a fucking. That's a curse. Who does the dollar go from? See, this is why we're not monetized, guys. Why does it go to you? Because I, I don't know. I redeemed it.

I thought, wasn't it, wasn't it? It's whoever grabs the jar first. That can't be it. It keeps it by itself. I think it was in a circle. Well, now it goes to JT because you're a bad guy. No, I think it was in a circle and I'm the next person. All right, fine.

So I'm the next person. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy just stole a dollar from the dollar jar. This guy just stole a dollar. All right. Never mind. Well, thanks for that, Jason. I'm taking the butter and I'm taking the poop deal.

And now I'm going to have giant buttery poops in the ocean. You combined both. Yeah, combine both deals. I can't even curse. I can't even curse them because of this trap he put me in for Christmas. People at my Thanksgiving asked, what did we talk about on the podcast? Boob and butter. And I just said, oh, man.

I just said, why don't you call my friend Jason and see what he has to talk about. Either way, I think it's time to get out of here. Does cursing go into Patreon, too? No. Oh, thank God. Oh, wait. Yes, it does. Of course he wants.

Of course he wants it to. Didn't they ask me? Didn't we? I think it does. Oh, yeah, okay. Well, now I can't even curse him on Patreon, but either way. JT, tell them where to find you. Let's get out of here.

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