Picky Boys Podcast - Naughty or Nice Begins!! - Picky Boys Podcast #401

Episode Date: November 30, 2025

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all right bring us in daniel welcome back to the picky boys podcast it's merch release day happy holidays maybe some festive music jason yeah all right jason yeah how about i do it how about i do it and you pop them up uh no here here's a few designs boom boom there you go jason you loving that wait toss it toss it toss it oh toss it me though toss it me though it's bigger it's smaller he's not doing any of it is it it's all holiday merch you can get it at pickyboys.com or if you're a patron you can go to extra picky.com there's much more designs over there if you want to gain access to that site you know where to go patreon.com picky boys hate to be this guy much more or many more

many more context there's probably many more there's much more designs over there oh i actually know this one many much is when you can't count the thing many is when you can okay there are many so there there are so what so here here there's 12 designs so you say there's many designs but i don't have 12 monies so there's much money involved right makes sense to me it should make sense i didn't explain it great but it should make sense so very simple he said very we are giving he did say very that's what i heard so very simple we are filling you with holiday cheer if you're not a patron pickyboys.com if you are a patron extra picky.com picky boys merch picky boys.com happy holidays that's that's it by the way that's it that's the podcast right there goes

the black and it is technically november 30th technically technically how many 30s are in november one just one is that the question you meant to ask or no it is no it is thank you because it's either there's one or two in each month except for february you got me nope there's only one there's only one or zero there's either 30 or 31 that's two 30s oh i see what you're in the 30s in the 30s it's technically november 30th but in my mind thanksgiving's done and that means it's time for naughty or nice oh oh man if you do a naughty or nice now that you get we get five of them no you get one two three four and then the big one so five okay all right all right that's that's a little better you don't get it on the 28th wow so we're doing naughty or nice

early this year does that mean naughty and nice last year was the first of december or the 29th i forgot how they work i think it's always a day forward or back okay so then it was the first no it's the 29th i think i think it was the 29th 2024 leap year right was it a leap year i i don't know any i don't know any of this how are you wearing this jets jersey again listen i i i'm i'm finding i'm i'm i'm very comfortable you gotta say you're hard i'm hard hard hard hard but uh yeah so it's time for naughty or nice oh we're oh ripping it you want to explain to the people that all the new people that don't know what naughty or nice is sure hold on a second what's santa holding okay santa is here uh so naughty or nice every single christmas what we do a christmas season the whole

month of december i bring some stuff to the table some of it's good some of it's bad and we have to choose what's what some of it's naughty and some of it's nice oh there it goes thank god you warned me because that could thank god he didn't try to stop it by the way oh there it goes i just said nope there it is some warmth on your face danny you know i'm glad that if i was ever in a situation i have someone to protect me instead of just listen i don't know you know what but yeah i bring stuff to the table for naughty or nice i had to protect myself there for the record i had to absorb that information and protect myself i can imagine there's a car

coming there's just oh there it goes jump get out of the way like figure it out some things are naughty some things are nice how long can we get them to not finish that sentence it is also during december we do our yearly curse jar that doesn't start today because it's not december you're saying words very weird i didn't even realize you said the word curse the curse jar curse we usually do a curse jar we have to put a dollar every time you curse but it's not december yet said it normal the second time he did right it says curse what the hell is going on say curse curse say curse jar curse jar what's going on it's like it's like a hearse like is this a bit what's going on no i Swear to God, it's not a bit.

What's going on? I'm confused. Okay, so what is the thing that we always put money in every time you swear? A curse jar. See, that was a crazy way to say that now. Now, just what's like the words that are bad words? A curse. Can you say curse, curse, curse, curse, curse jar?

Curse, curse, curse, curse, curse jar. Wait, I'm confused. I think it's leading. Wait, I'm literally not even hearing what you're saying. I'm so confused. I think it's because you're leading into a different word. The jar, that part. The curse jar.

The curse jar. Write in the comments if you hear what we're hearing. Well, either way, now that we have the calendar up, December 24th, Christmas Eve, will be the Nod Your Knife Spectacular. That's a Wednesday video where we have tons of gifts, and we all have to pick them to the tree. You should go watch the previous ones if you want to get in the holiday spirit. They are spectacular. They're spectacular. Yeah, it's humiliating.

Well, this is the Santa Idol. Idol? It's an idol. Whoever claims this idol. I claim it. I claim the I didn't even finish it I was about to say

whoever claims this title will have the power but could be cursed I love power he said it normal I love power he did say that there's the jar yes Santa he's robbing Santa that's what I would do

is this your list Santa check it twice I can read it go ahead and read that here we go yeah usually during these Danny has no power and he gives it to us well I can't because I know because he knows what's in there yeah true true

oh that's an ugly ugly note from your oh it's a lot it's just it was meant to be can you cut it I folded it as minimum effort as someone can do I folded it you're supposed to keep it folded

okay oink oink you are piggy number one choose another piggy to roll around in the mud with the other person will enjoy a season full of holiday spirit who's my little piggy who's my little piggy you want to be a piggy antonio do you want to be a piggy i don't know too bad danny you're the piggy i'm the piggy you're my pig you're my piggy piggy and that means antonio what did i say is gonna enjoy enjoy a season full holiday spirit that sounds bad i think yeah it seems like you kind of boned me because

but does being a piggy sound good no but that's why bro psychology of danny's notes it is the psychology of danny's notes sometimes you got to read through it but once you start predicting it i'm going to start to throw you off he won't i will definitely i promise he won't and you do you want to get your gift first yeah or should i get should we get the piggies gift first do i get to keep this sure that's all right let's get the piggies gift out why do you even ask me let's get the piggies gift out oh my god what is this what am i looking at is that what that smell was it's a ham what the fuck that's not a ham it's a spanish ham you bought a full we didn't discuss the budget i bought a full ham let me and jt get the split i'll start carving this up in a second

here split wait i feel like this is not what a ham usually looks like this is not a ham this would be the leg of the ham and this is the the leg this is the this is the hoof it's like a prosciutto leg this is the hoof yes it's a it's a a cured spanish ham do you have what's wrong with this ham we'll start slicing things off what'd you do to it do you have plates do you have a garbage bag any of that what are you what is well you have to you have to there's a whole bunch of instructions for how to cut this i'm glad you have a cover for it though that's the hand cover did you read the instructions oh it smells interesting jc keeps saying that and it sounds like he just means it smells bad no no no it smells interesting right now where i'm sitting

it doesn't it smells like the inside of a funeral home it smells old but like in an old person way it smells like cheese this it does not smell like it definitely should not smell like cheese so what's the budget every week for this one don't worry about it no don't worry about that I have no frame. How much is a ham? This? A full ham. Dude, it came with wood.

It did come with wood. It came with a ham holder and a knife. A ham holder. Okay. Either way, Antonio, are you upset about you're not going to have some ham? It depends what the inside looks like. But you do get something yourself. A season full of holiday spirits.

Heavy on the spirits, I see. Okay. I'll slide this under to you. Slide it under me. So I'm not supposed to look? Don't look yet. Don't look. Oh my God, it's heavy.

It is heavy. Producer Jason coming in clutch. It is heavy. All right. All right. Do I look? Yes. Oh, it's beautiful.

It's so beautiful. Wait, what is it? Show the camera. Bro. Show the camera. I see the big letters, but... It's an advent calendar of Jepson's Malort. It's a Malort advent calendar.

So here's what you're going to have to do. So every day for the next 25 days, you're going to start your day with a shot of Malort. This is such a ridiculous difference. It's a season-long Naughty or Nice. Well, it started on November 30th, so I said, oh, might as well. Every day I have to take a shot of Malort in the morning? Yes. You don't have to do it in the morning.

You can do it at night if you want. But every day you have to take a shot of Malort, and you might as well film it. Are they different shots? I think it's just 25 shots of Malort. Honestly, I haven't opened it up, but I don't think it's... You gave him a full bottle of Malort that he has to drink every day, basically. Is this all Malort? Oh, it's...

Oh. Yes, it's... Wow, wait, they sell this? Yeah, look, show the camera. How beautiful. This is incredible. Look at this. Oh, it's beautiful.

Ho, ho, ho. So, for 25 days, I will be filming me taking a shot of Malort every time? Yes. I think by the end, you might like it. No. No, I won't. The difference in levels that this year has immediately brought is shocking. How much was this?

Don't worry about it. This is heavy, dude. This is a good old-fashioned Chicago Christmas. Who came up with this, even? Oh, Danny's cutting the ham. Okay. We're cutting into the ham. All right.

Ooh, that's a good cut. No, you got to get the first piece off, they say, and you're supposed to save this. No, I don't want to eat that first piece. No, no, you don't. You're supposed to save it. Do you put it back on top after? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like the rind of a grapefruit.

it's like the cover we got to go a little further no you definitely didn't cut that enough yeah yeah we gotta go we gotta go dude you gotta go no no you see just go deep first like down like go like two inches down and then cut oh it doesn't look like you're getting in there it feels like we're not are you on a bone dude you might be too dude you don't have to start you don't have to start here start lower here bro start oh definitely don't get your finger out of there because he's cutting the wrong way now danny don't cut towards yourself ever bro oh see i'm getting the there's There are some hard spots here. Dude, he has actually no idea what he's doing.

Oh, see, this is some ham. It should all be ham. You're trying to save too much of it. Just cut. This is horrific. You know what? Actually, I'll take the malort. Danny, from there.

Yeah, just cut. There you go. And then get rid of that. Get rid of a lot, dude. There's something hard in here. Definitely a bone. Is that supposed to be here? Audio listeners, just come over.

Is that supposed to be here? Okay, I will start over. Is the ham upside down? No, no, no. Danny, your finger should not be there. I don't like this, Danny. I don't like this. Danny, this is her...

What, what, what? Don't cut towards yourself. Oh, see, there's like a little... Oh, it's so fatty. Danny, don't do that. No wedging towards your finger. There's like a bone. It's a fucking whole leg, bro.

Can you hold your fingers somewhere else? Danny, your fingers need to be in a different spot. This is ham? This is edible ham? Can I see? No, you cannot see. I can't even have any? You can't have ham.

Can I get a piece? What? He gets a piece? I breathed on the plates. I don't believe him. I don't believe that. No, it's like prosciutto. Can I have that piece?

Yeah, sure. Is that okay? Thank you. Can I get a little bit of that? Can you give JT another one? I tried to get my ham. Take a little bit of ham. Oh, it's wet.

Are you just going to have this the entire episode? I didn't really think about what to do with it after, honestly. oh see yeah that's what we're talking about what does it taste like it literally just tastes like

oh don't eat the edge oh oh it's like he don't like why does it taste like ham or the texture is like very rubbery you know

it's not this isn't ham that's got a hard piece this isn't ham don't eat the edge he should try a piece I'm interested to hear his opinion on it

yeah give me a piece give me a piece cause I Danny says it's good I did not like the texture. Give me a piece. It did not taste like prosciutto to me. JT doesn't like anything that's – it's definitely not – not only does it definitely not taste like prosciutto.

It's not nearly salty enough to be prosciutto, and it's also – it's really – was it not really chewy, like really rubbery? I'll get you a nice thin slice. It definitely doesn't taste like prosciutto. This isn't De Parma here. Get you a nice thin slice here. Honestly, you shouldn't even be having this. Are you sure you can eat this? Consider yourself lucky.

You should be on your knees thanking him for giving you a piece of ham. It's good. that's pretty good that's pretty good i'm also not a ham man that's pretty good i feel like jt's palette isn't that um you're not a cured meat lover um all right i see you're kind of like learning your way around this knife a little bit yeah he's getting better i'm definitely a little see why are we doing it this way we could do it the other way jason gear up a question because we got to get out of here yeah we got to move on from this we got to move on from this jason's typing we gotta move on we gotta move on the computer i agree jason's gonna jason's gonna do

some magic that piece looks really good oh this is the piece that's the piece oh look at this that's the piece jason take this piece it looks much better now that you got the uh take this piece sides off it take this little piece we got the sides i'll watch the knife i feel like this is i feel like he was pointing the knife handing him the piece of ham i feel like this is going to be a thing where one of us will handle the knife chop this up properly and then we'll eat it because the knife skills are horrific. I feel like I'm doing a great job. Right now, you're doing much better.

The cutting towards yourself is still a bit horrific. Oh, my God. What do you think, Jason? I don't love it, but it's not bad. That's what I'm talking about. This is the ham I was promised. Who promised you this ham? Costco.

And God. This is really good now. Now that I've learned how to do it, it's really good. Yeah, but also, like, it looks disgusting. You sound disgusting eating it. We've got to get this off the table. All right, I got a question. He's got to get this off the table first.

Is it ham related? I bought this ham. This ham is staying here the entire time. To be fair, we did win the ham fair and square in Naughty or Nice. I won't eat it, but it's got to stay here. Jason, we got to get us off here. All right. Take that knife away from him, or he's going to start cutting it.

No. Dana, give me the knife. No, no, no, no, no. Why do you want it in front of you? Oh, maybe I'll have a little tiny snack here and there. No, no, no. All right. So I have a few questions, but I'll start off with this one.

What was your second best question? I don't have them ranked right now. This is a quick one. Santa's watching, Danny. I'm not getting any hints. Come on, Jason. Let's hear a question. All right, here's the situation.

So on one of your hands, each finger can produce a liquid of your choice in an infinite quantity. You can choose. What liquids would you have your fingers produce? Only five fingers? Yes. you have five choices i think my thumb is going to be peach snapple i'll just be sucking on my thumb night and day i think it's a paper towel no i need i need a paper towel you could have this no i don't want any for my hands my hands are so oily i don't know it's

wet that's why it helps no i don't want my wet one with water no give me a paper towel i don't have any paper towel. It's right below you. It's right below you. What was that? It's right below you. What was that? Come on, give me a paper towel. Hey! Now you don't get a paper towel.

Now you don't get a paper towel. My hands are so oily. Now you don't get a paper towel. I need it. You could use this wet ass paper towel or nothing. Give me the paper towel. this ham bit has gone on for too long we agree we jumped the ham come on give me a paper towel stop being a fucking loser me no i need my hands are too oily i need i need a paper towel oh you think the serious tone is gonna is gonna stop oh

all right so what uh what liquid are you guys going with five liquids that you can squirt out of your fingers what are you picking one of them has to make me money yeah i mean i don't want all the money let's just all say one finger gone for the money thing it'll be like scorpion ink or whatever yeah but how can i sell that it's like you use it for anti-venom or some bullshit yeah or uh horseshoe crab blood how do i sell that you find a supplier i don't know all right what's something easier to sell just printer ink honestly is it pretty expensive and you could probably find a way to sell that. Gasoline?

Gasoline, probably easiest. And then you fill up your car. Gasoline is, it's really, I think it would take me a while to fill up my car. It's not as valuable as you'd think.

It's the fucking $7 a gallon. It's like $3 a gallon. You know how long it would take you to piss out of one finger a gallon? Are we talking piss speed, Jason?

Yeah, what's the speed of which the velocity of this water comes out of my fingers? If I, if I, harder, does it come out faster? Or if I like, we're getting nitty gritty.

I'd say it's piss speed. You could kind of tighten up. Gasoline's not enough. That's not enough. I think printer ink is a good one. Yeah, we'll go. You know what? I just won't make money on any of my fingers.

Printer ink? No, we're going to do a printer ink on one. Can I just go molten gold or will that burn my hand? Definitely can't do molten gold. I don't think you can do boiling water or hot chocolate, right? You'd be a superhero, kind of. Yeah. Dude, imagine.

I'd just do it. My whole left hand would be boiling water. Third degree burns. Or acid at that point. Acid man. Maybe I will do acid. No, no, I might do acid. Like, xenomorph venom acid.

I'll put that on my middle finger. You just don't forget which finger it's on. Okay, so you have a weapon finger, a money finger, a drink finger, obviously. Probably three drink fingers. And then probably, well, water has to be water. Ooh, I think you actually have to go, like, a food finger. In terms of, like, a dressing. Like, because you're going to drink and drink, and then you need something like, I don't know,

Chipotle mayo. Oh. Something you can, or nacho cheese. Does that count, Jason? Are we counting that? If Chipotle mayo is a liquid. You crazy? It's not a liquid.

are you guys you're rage baiting me you're rage baiting me so i have a question for you i have two questions one is ranch a liquid yes obviously this is crazy this is immediately what are you guys i mean it's definitely a liquid it's not what i thought it was just on your side five seconds ago is it a solid but no but it's so hard the thing is the thing is i'm not i am on your side but when you just said is ranch a liquid like yes but i'm not i'm asking jason does it count as this liquid it is liquid for sure game master wouldn't call me um question master queen this is the easiest answer jason sure yes i'd say yeah obviously if i want to but it has solid particles in it which makes it like orange juice you see i don't think you

can do pulped orange juice for this non-pulped orange juice has like solid particles in it no pulp no pulp orange juice has solid molecules in there oh now we're getting molecular i'm talking about you guys who want to try not let me have my chip mayo did you just try to use the argument of like literally physical molecules of solidness yes you guys are saying that my chipotle mayo has like little it has solid they got chipotles in there you got a seed now and then i have never had a seed in my chipotle 100 are you guys crazy of course sometimes sometimes you And especially the little bits in ranch. Like, it's not a homogenous liquid.

Don't say that. Okay. And we don't like those. No, we do like those. We're heterogeneous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're heterogeneous. We don't like those.

Which one is it? I don't know what you're trying to say. What are we talking about here? I don't know. I'm on the side. And now I'm on the fence. I don't think... Just give me vodka.

Vodka? Vodka for one. You don't want a mixed drink? I guess vodka allows you to now... Diet Coke and vodka. oh just like that yo you know the sickest you know the sickest party trick that would ever be no one would trust my drink no no one would trust my drink i can't go up to a person at a bar and try to hit on them and go hey you want to see something cool and fill up their drink with two

of my fingers you shouldn't drink that drink no no danny would drink that drink i would drink that i probably would but like if someone got at a bar came up to you and said like oh i i piss i piss I pissed a Diet Coke and then piss in a cup. Would you drink that? No. Was that an argument to what I was saying? What are you talking? Have you done that?

No, I mean, nobody's ever said that to me. What does that have to do with it? If you carve this ham, if you stop carving this ham. Is this a no snack podcast? I didn't know. This is a no snack podcast. podcast we're gonna talk about the bunch of these while i'm editing yeah you're gonna have to turn off his mic while he's chewing by the way he's making it easy podcast okay is anyone doing like

a coffee or red bull in a finger or no can't do anything hot i don't think or will all of them be hot no well that's what we're deciding because if we can't do anything hot then i can't do my acid but if we do my acid i can do something hot i'm not sure acid is hot but it but it but it burns you yeah like it's dangerous well it's we're saying it can't be hot because it makes contact with you yeah like no danger so acid also makes contact gotcha all right the superpowers might be off the table so no acid no acid i think that sucks i want to put acid you can still do the scorpion venom though because it wouldn't be in your bloodstream right yeah or is it in your bloodstream i think it is again again the scorpion's claws scorpion venom it was like how

how do we find a seller for this and it's just a whole thing yeah it's easier to go something simpler horseshoe crab blood i feel like it's easier because that's not venomous it's on your bloodstream it's not my bloodstream i have sex it's infinite so it can't oh it's magic now i'm going acid i'm doing acid on my infinite quality i think i'm gonna do acid in my pinky and just like if i'm ever in jail or something i just acid the bars or something i'll do a red bull vodka in my uh shocker fingers get that in there that's a drink look at that like literally while i'm stirring the drink i think these ones all right okay this is my shocker this is my red bavaca so while the i'm stirring like the ice like i'm filling it up like a party trick i'll do water

here need my hydration water huh you need if i'm stuck in the desert you know i'm going gatorade that's my hydration that sucks i like gatorade and then i'll go the horseshoe crab blood for the money that's a good hand should i have gone milk no definitely how much milk do you have do you milk on the daily i don't know what does that have to do with it's like more like it's more like uh i don't know if i'm ever in a situation i gotta feed a baby so you're gonna go breast milk oh that'd be cool would that be cool some breast milk you do the finger guns with it i can have out my thumb right it's five can't you technically produce breast milk already that's a good point i mean i can't don't waste it

on your finger you definitely can no no i said not yet oh i think it takes i think it takes like years of training yeah yeah like months of training you gotta squeeze for a while i gotta you gotta develop the mammaries can you just put the knife down if you're not cutting it at least put the knife down why see see it's getting worse jason jason you're you're losing control if Someone's going to hold the knife. I can't see him. That's why. I can't.

Jason, you're losing control. He doesn't feel my gaze. He's getting pink. You got to do something about this guy, Jason. Jason, you're losing control of us. Jason, there's no control. He's got a big chunk of ham on him. Holy shit.

He's got a big knife in the other hand. Wait, how is there more rind on this side? Did I already? Danny, you already. Yeah, bro. You already went through the entire thing. That entire portion that you cut the side off of. You went through the entire side.

Whole thing. Oh, my God. It's so good, though. How much is that away? A lot less now. If I hit him with it, it'd hurt. You're not going to be able to pick this up with your little fingers. It's so good.

So what liquid are you shooting out of your fingies? Whatever, ham juice. If I can't have Chipotle, man, I definitely can't have ham juice. No, no, no. I'm doing water. I love a red vodka. Maybe I'll do... A revvable vodka.

it might make more sense to do a diet coke and rum so i could have some diet coke no i'm doing water ginger ale vodka oh something good what's something good what maybe kombucha no not kombucha water ginger ale vodka those are my three just do piss isn't water such a waste when at any time you can just get up and go to the sink that's not true also i don't like sink water but what if you're in the desert there's no sink i do not plan to be in a desert what if you're in the middle of the ocean without water i don't know sink i i'm not planning i'm not using one of my fingers for these survival situations where gatorade will work

just fine anyway and so will coke or whatever that's fair but gatorade sucks okay well you have coke that'll work just fine too diet coke don't mess up my order vanilla milkshake what are we doing oh you can have a milkshake oh if we can have ranch i can have a milkshake i was explicitly told i couldn't have ranch you said he couldn't have ranch let me guess cherries too cherries what you have acid you can i think you have a milkshake acid you did go with that i know i went with acid but my that is that is thin you know what you Speaking of acid, you should have gone with LSD. You do that.

I could suck on your fingers. No, I'm not saying for us to trip. I'm just saying that would be like per ounce. I think it's one of the most expensive liquids on earth. Jason, are you going to tell him to put down this knife? He's swinging around like he's hairy. I'm not cutting any more ham. I was watching you do it.

No, I was just, okay. I'm not cutting any more ham. There's no more ham being eaten in this podcast. Except for the end, probably. You want to switch seats today? No, I don't. I'm going to go with whatever the money one, I don't know, printer ink. I'm going to go Moscow Mule.

Oh, whoa. You definitely can't put it mixed together. Yes, I can. No, you cannot. Guys, Coke is sugar and water and chemicals. Oh, here we go. What? Scientific J.P.

Jason, Jason, help me out here. He can put three liquids in there. Jason, he can put three liquids. Obviously, I can't separate them. If I want just ginger beer, I can't have that. You can't do this. Okay, well, that's fair. All right.

You guys get Coke. You guys get this. These are mixtures. These are not one chemical. What does that have to do with what we're talking about? It's like a chemical level. I don't... Jason, help me out here.

I'm having crazy time. We're not talking about chemicals, man. Every time I put something forward, they're like, ah, not allowed, not allowed. Jason, you can't have a Moscow... You can't have a drink with 17 different ingredients. He can't. I have a question. How many ingredients are in Coke?

Look that up. That's not the same. How many ingredients are in Coke? It's not... How many ingredients are in Coke? It's bottled. It's a bottled thing. They sell canned Moscow meals.

You have to pick that one. Pick a brand. That's the one I like. I like the copper can one. No free advertisements. Did you actually look up how many ingredients are in Coke? We know it's more than one. Six ingredients.

We know it's more than one. No, actually. That's actually surprising. So you guys don't even have enough fingers for the Coke. That's not true. You already have acid. You're going to. He does have acid.

He does have acid. I already have acid. So you don't have enough fingers, though. There's six ingredients. You need one in each one. That's what we're doing, right? It has to be a homogenous mixture. I don't know.

You guys are idiots. Is horse semen worth a lot of money? What are we doing? What is this, Jason? What are we doing? Drink your horse semen on your own time. I don't want to drink it. Off the podcast.

Jason, why do you need it to come out of your fingers? I saw your fridge. You have thousands of gallons. Yeah, you could just spit it up. I don't know how that will work. Yep. Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. There it is. Have you ever... No defense from Jason. Jason, if you got up and walked straight into that wall, I don't think you could have walked into that any more than you just did. Stop cutting the ham!

We need to go. We need to go. He's cutting it in the most dangerous way possible. I don't know. I hope you enjoyed that episode. Yeah. Yeah. You think you could cut seven minutes

out of Danny cutting a ham silently? I'll try. We have to cut seven minutes of this? Danny, it was 20 minutes. We'll probably have to keep talking. i'll cut out we got to a good part man this is really good this is really good you're supposed to be sharing this he's gonna eat the whole goddamn thing none of you guys went uh beer with yours a little guinness a little split the g action that's a good i honestly i do have more

fingers left what did i say i said water vanilla coke no no water ginger ale vodka vanilla milkshake guinness that's a great you're not making any money no that's honestly not making any money he's dying what are you talking about there's no water why am i dying milkshake vodka ginger ales and what was the last one water no the last you know the the most essential liquid to know to be known i'm surprised you didn't do pedialyte you can get that though that's the gatorade really i was thinking gator light i didn't want to be too specific but really is water not the biggest waste ever though i don't think so every i can go to the public park and get water right now man there are so many times where like i want water so bad in the moment and i just don't have

it and yeah yeah you travel the desert a lot we're able to go and get water whenever we want but i'm saying there's moments where i want water right now no he's got a point you gotta think about the future yeah think about you can't think about the right now what about in the future when there's no water oh my god you'll be you're gonna be like fucking a morton joe or whatever his name is from i was mad max that was good morton joe he shoots water out of his hands nobody he has like there's no water it's mad max it's desert and he has control of all the water so then he could sleep with everyone's wives it's a whole thing oh is that your plan yeah danny do you think do you think it'd be i think if this was the world around us that like hooking up with

somebody would involve like drinking liquid from their fingers what i mean maybe if you picked horse semen like jason what did you ask if this is everybody had this in you know in the future and do you think like a part of the hooking up with somebody would be like sucking on their finger first of all it's part of that now number one yeah he's right so so it'll definitely be a part of it when there's lsd coming out of her toes absolutely that's fair honestly but like what are you guys looking up how expensive horse semen is jason why are you looking up horse you don't have to listen oh you're trying to see

how much your stock is worth you don't have to listen Jason you can't be pouring horse semen out of your fingers I think it's worth a lot this is why

I use the fucking I use the same Google account as Jason to when I'm streaming this is on Antonio this is on mine why are you online Antonio

don't show the email don't show the email make sure that email is not in there no but whenever I'm like typing something in on stream

literally the most ridiculous recent search has come up glad this one's not on there though do you use the picky boys yeah well sometimes don't go Antonio fool you me a lot of horror and game you know oh I don't care about the horror searches he's not complaining that there are google searches on sometimes on this podcast you asked me to look up weird shit it's happened mostly Danny maybe semen isn't a terrible idea

you could be like a sperm donor you could be that now i can't you can put it infinite be that right now but yeah but it's infinite i guess you waste a finger on semen no it's figuring on semen do it and then you can do your weird finger hookup thing you want to do no oh that would that'd be that'd be cruel yeah oh that'd be weird if like i promise like this is this flavor but then it's like coke or something and then it's semen coca-cola like oh this is water and i was like Or to Chaz. Like, you're telling me that someone wouldn't prank Chaz by being like, oh, you need water? Here.

And then it's just more vodka. Okay. See, the thing is, we started this conversation talking about semen, and you were going into a weird territory. To be fair, I never was talking about semen. You were going into a weird territory. Like, I'm not going to, it's not really a prank to have Chaz drink horse semen. It's a pretty sick prank.

It's a good one. It's a good prank. Jackass did it, I think. They did. Oh, that was their lotion. They made him rub it on the face. I was talking about water and then tricking him into being vodka. You two over there, Tweedle Cut and Tweedle Guy behind the camera, are talking about semen the entire time.

Beep, beep, boop, boop, semen. I semen. We need to go. Fall drink is strong, man. Oh, yeah, we've been drinking fall drink because we're – this is Thanksgiving, by the way. Now you're getting – now you're getting – JT, get us out of here. He's cutting ham. JT, get us out of here.

He's cutting ham. Oh, I can't enjoy a nice succulent ham? is it a crime is it a crime to join us to have a nice piece of succulent ham you don't get that

you don't get that because you're naughty it was succulent I must say he almost stabbed me with the knife did you see that you can find me on

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