Picky Boys Podcast - Naughty Or Nice Returns! - Picky Boys Podcast #253

Episode Date: December 4, 2022

NEW MERCH ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss gifts from Santa, Being an inventor, acupuncture, bread for the table etiquette, and Danny brings back naughty or nice, and things get hairy...or hairless! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #253

The thing over here is like medium-rare and then no don't try to go in the hole Isn't that the only way they're like doing this yo-yo trick Naughty you're nice. I got two sacks here. Hey nice sacks And rip it off starting from the bottom now, we're here. All right, we're hot. Let's come in babes. All right, let's go Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Welcome back. Excuse me while I sip out of my mug here. Oh, yeah.

I'm sipping out of my mug. Whoa, where can I get one of those mugs? Pickyboys.com. Look at this little Christmas. It's us as the peanut gang. True. And mine is a Patreon-exclusive merchandise item. So if you're a patron, you can indulge in this other mug.

In this other mug? I actually have something in it Danny doesn't because he's a faker. I have something in it. He has water. Oh, what do you have in there? Water. Oh, pussy. It's also December, right?

It's December. And so I don't know if there are any OGs out there. I think this was two Christmases ago. It's a long time ago. You may remember Danny's Naughty or Nice, which has made a return. We'll be doing that in the middle of the podcast. So what happens during that? So basically, Danny's Naughty or Nice, I bring up two gifts, two sacks, two boxes of something.

Two sacks. They pick one. One is good. One is bad. And we all have to do it. Even me. Oh, wow. Look at you.

I did it last time, too. Yeah, you did it last time. Yeah, but sometimes you didn't, I think. Sometimes it was just, like, spicy things we had to eat for some reason. I did them. I did them all. I don't know if you did them all. That's why it's fair, is because I know what's in each bag.

Right. But you are the one picking them. Right, right, right. So you're usually nice, then. That's a nice thing. So stick around for Danny's naughty or nice. Do you feel like Santa's going to give you something good? Do you feel like you've been naughty, nice?

What do you think? Uh, I don't believe in God. thanks JT Santa's a pagan god Santa's a pagan god Cole for JT dude my I have younger brothers so my mom thought it would be

funny to just get me Cole for Christmas to set an example for my brothers but I still didn't fucking get anything so she just gave me Cole what'd you do to deserve it nothing honest well i'm crying i think she was just setting an example for my snot nose little brothers maybe they were just being mean you're just caught in the crossfire i was caught in the crossfire of naughty yeah i mean it really that's a that's a tough one getting coal do you think

anybody's ever truly just giving their child cold nothing else like not as a joke definitely that's so mean though yeah that's really mean honestly even if you think it's been a little bad this you're getting honestly you're all and something yeah exactly you're a loser if you first of all if you take your time and wrap up pieces of coal also also it's really expensive you can't just buy a coal you need to go get a big bag not expensive you just burn some wood right no that's charcoal what are we talking about here it's the same shit you are you kidding me like well this isn't technically coal this is charcoal yeah it's like oh am i kind of nice well yeah you could go under the grill and just get a couple pieces there's a difference between coal and charcoal everyone

there is but the kids aren't going to no it's if anything their hands will still just be sooty can someone explain that okay what is charcoal is like burned wood right so how does it burn again it can just get double burned and it burns better the second time like you use it to fuel things yeah like your grill i don't know how that works is that true it burns better the second time i mean in a sense right because you're not most of your grills aren't wood grills you're not putting wood under there to heat your food, but you're putting charcoal under there. Unless we're smoking something, right?

That's just like, some people use applewood trees. I don't think it makes it taste like apples, but there's some hickory flavor. It's like chips, like wood chips. And then you just cook them over the embers. I don't know. The science of cooking food is weird in general. Really is. Yeah, I know. I never

learned how to make a good steak or meat. I feel like it's like, you know, stereotypically a man's job to man the grill, you know? Right, right. Isn't that funny, though? Like, the stereotypical woman work

is cooking, cleaning, but, like, unless it's... Unless it's the meat. Unless it's outdoors, then we gotta make it... Unless there's a fire. Yeah. No, even the stove has a fire.

True, but it's... Unless it's meat. Unless it's a big piece of meat, then the man cooks it. Yeah, they're not even doing anything special out there. It's not like they're manning a flamethrower.

True. It's the same thing. It's a grill out... It's a stove outside. It's the same thing. But I've always wanted to know. Some people are very good cooks. You know, a really good cook, they'll be cooking a big steak, and they'll just touch it in the middle, and they'll go, oh, it's medium rare.

Yeah, I don't believe that. They say you're supposed to make a fist, and I don't know which parts are which, but, like, this part is rare. This part is, you know, too much. What does this mean? You're just fingering your hand. You're supposed to make a fist like this, and different parts of your fist are, like, that's how the meat feels. Oh, that's rare. So this is rare.

this is firm and then like something over here well done maybe something over here is like medium rare and then no don't try to go in the hole

and then like this is like you know well done I don't buy it people got bony hands people got people got meaty big meaty claws

that's just what they say in general construction guys have callous hands what's the whole steak well done my dad's whole hand he's a construction guy

his whole hand it's what is it well done it's well done what if you're missing a hand it doesn't work on every hand do you have to do it like this like spider-man

it's a rule of thumb What if you don't have thumbs? What is that saying? Rule of thumb? They probably used to use their thumb to measure shit. Was it like you put your thumb up to the horizon? It's like, oh, it's 7 o'clock. Oh, shit.

I learned that on Twitter the other day. Exactly what he just said. Exactly. I made that up. I was going to be so impressed. Have you ever played the game Fallout? out there's there's like a there's like a little a little boy who is like the uh the mascot yes the blonde oh yeah he's always putting his thumb out that's because if you ever see a nuclear

explosion you're supposed to put your thumb out and if you can cover it with your thumb you're safe from radiation so what's the point because if you can't cover then you're dead i mean i can also that no well yeah what's well the point is that if you can't cover it with your thumb You may not be dead from the initial impact, but you are in a radiation zone, and you should vacate the premise. I mean, technically, I could cover up anything if I start doing this. That's true, but I think that's why he's always like this. As far as he could possibly go.

But I always wondered that. I was like, why is this guy so fucking happy? But, okay. We're in an apocalyptic world. Again, these are terrible rules, because people have different length arms. Again, it's just a rule of thumb, JT. Yeah, JT. Okay, but also, that probably used to be true before we made nukes that can now destroy, like, all of New York State in one blow.

That is true. That is a better point. That's a great point. That is a better point. So thumbs up, it means, like, thumbs up. But maybe it still works, because if you're in Pennsylvania and you see the fucking, you know, the lights. Oh, that's true. It probably, like, the scale just extends the distance.

Actually, yeah. Fair. Yeah, so, I don't know. That's an interesting tidbit. So that's the same thing as thumbs up? what is that the same thing as like what so why thumbs up i don't know why thumbs up do you know what they need an event you knew why nukes and things are i'm sorry they need to take nuclear technology here we go and shrink it and make like a firecracker that's just like oh i like this or

not live and light it's like put in the code the nuclear code and throw it and it goes there's a little nuke it's like a firework you think that they should mass produce yes yeah you think that Fourth of July. For the nuclear weapons? Yeah, yeah. You think people, why not just like make a battery at that point? Isn't that the only way

to like truly extend battery life and has to be nuclear powered? Because you know how all batteries have been the same kind? You're getting way too intelligent for me right now, bro. I'm telling you, I think that's the only way.

I'm sorry, I understand. Danny already summed it up. Danny went nuclear batteries, technologies. No, I said, why don't we make mini nukes? And you replied with, why don't we just make a battery?

And I went, they have those. You think we're going to be figuring out nuclear power here? Us? No, no. I didn't suggest any of us do it. We're not the builders. We're the, you know, it's like, hey, guy who's smarter than me, what if you made a nuclear battery?

We're the ones that comes up with the idea, and we just tell them to the people. Yeah, it's like my famous idea is a pill of sunscreen. You take a pill, you have sun protection for the next 12 hours. I thought your famous idea was the condom. Well, that was another one of them. I have many famous ones. Patent pending.

Patent pending. The condom. Have you ever eaten an ice cream cone and got ice cream all over your hand? Use the condom. That's it? That's it. Well, I mean, those aren't all my inventions. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Tinker. I swear to God, I invented the... I didn't invent it. What are you about to say? I invented the bifocal. I swear to God, I had the idea for a washer-dryer in one before it existed. Wait, when did it first come out? I don't know.

It came out like a few years ago. Okay, when did you think of it? There's no way that they did a washer-dryer. Also, I had a – well, typically the dryer is always on top. I had an idea that you flip it. You put the washer on top, dryer on the bottom. When the washing machine cycle is done, it goes into the dryer. No, it's on top because, like, the thing fills up.

It'd be so top-heavy. Again. Yeah, have you seen how our thing shakes around when we use ours? It shakes around in the water that's at the bottom. Yes, yes, yes. I mean, we can... There's challenges in making any new evolutionary product. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, you meant... You didn't mean a washer-dryer. Because, like, in college, I had a washer-dryer literally in one unit. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're talking about just... I'm talking about a dual machine that connects by a trap door. Those, I think, have been around before you were born. As soon as they invented both, they definitely went,

oh, these are always usually next to each other. How do we combine them? There's no way they waited until Danny to be born. I've never seen one. He's specifically talking about the trapdoor thing. Yeah. You could do it with your hands, of course, sure. That's a worse way to do it.

That's not how you frame this. You frame this with, I invented. You just said, I invented, and then a pause. You said, I invented the washer dryer. You said, I definitely, or something. I invented robotic fish before those existed. See? Okay, we need to clarify what invented means here, people.

If you thought it before it existed, invention. No, no. Yeah, no, I agree. I agree with that. I definitely invented it before it came out because when I was a kid, I had the idea. I was looking at a fish tank. I was like, wouldn't it be cool if these were robots? I think we wouldn't have to clean it and stuff.

And my dad called me bad names when I said that idea. And then I think five years later, they came out with it. and then that company that made the robotic fish made robotic bait to a billion dollar company. Assholes. That's my story. Robotic bait. That's where my natural idea would have progressed.

That would have been my idea. I would have had to learn how to fish probably to talk to these people. Don't worry about it. We're doing naughty or nice. I got two sacks here. We got two sacks here. What if I do this?

What if I do this? Two plaid sacks. One is naughty, one is nice. Oh, you can't even see them. They're sacks. You can hold them. One is naughty, one is nice. Can we give them a feel?

No, you cannot. Oh. Can't touch the sacks. You can't touch my sack. Fine. One is naughty, one is nice. All right. All of us will have to suffer the repercussions or rewards of whichever item you choose.

All right. So this is the first one. So how bad did you? This all has to do with hygiene. Okay Santa loves hygiene You see I think he's doing some psychological trick with the bags But I don't think he knows which one it's in either anymore

I don't know which one is which If I pick one of them Does he have to pick the other or vice versa No no no You two have to decide on one And then we are all going to suffer The repercussions Of whichever

This one's got a boxy shape at the bottom I'm wondering what that is This one also has somewhat boxiness I feel like when he was talking If we're going to go psychological, he was like, that left one was really... But he has this reverse psychology thing. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying it's something to do with the left one, you know?

So you're saying pick the right, or his right. This one? This one. I'm down for that. I'm down for whatever. The right? I'm down. Listen, I don't want to be responsible for this decision when we have to eat scorpions or something.

So this one? This one. Yeah. This one. You're going to pick this one. We're going to pick that one. Final answer. Final answer.

Have we been naughty or nice? How are we naughty or nice, bitch? Let's see. It's just a cat jumps out. As is all. There's a squirrel. Oh, my God. Do you know if that's it?

You do. God damn it. Ooh, this one's called Smooth Santa. Mrs. Claus knows Santa does not like body hair. Use these waxing strips. And if you're lucky, you get some Santa sack. What does that mean? We just have to wax ourselves.

Can I wax my arm? You can wax your arm. You can wax a leg. I got nothing. I've seen hair on those legs. Should I wax my chest? You should wax. That would be funny.

God, we're going to wax. I'll do an arm. And do you want to see what you could have done? Is it also wax? Let's see what you missed out on. What was the hygiene one? A squirrel. How does this...

Oh, my God. I don't know how to do this. Okay, hold on. What you missed out on was... Oh, man. A Santa spa day. Relax and enjoy the rest of the podcast using these animal-themed face masks.

That one sucks, too. Wow. I don't want to do the rest of the podcast like that. Can't we just do the face mask while we do this? You don't get both. Oh, God damn it. I tried. We'll do them on Patreon.

All right, we'll do it on Patreon. All right. god damn it wow this really this podcast took a turn yeah that's the instructions on here yeah do you know how to do it it's no pull wax strips apart using one wax strip at a time apply on an area in the direction of hair growth okay so go with the grain this is gonna suck this is your fault i pull this right am i doing this right yeah and then place it with the grain so placed on his arm in the direction the hair is growing which his hair is very curly so it's hard to up okay you have to go this way all right so like that like this why do i go first wait a minute

it's your idea you picked it oh fuck bro there's so much hair okay oh no oh no okay well your fate is your fate's been decided oh wait wait okay you have to go against the grain So let me do it. Which way is against the grain? No, against or with the grain? No, you place it with the grain. Pull it off against it. So this way.

I got to pull it this way. So it's this way. All right, we ready? Wait, you have to... You should really be over somewhere. I'm coming. All right. And also, everybody else is doing this, by the way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. So I have to pull this way. What are you doing? This is your idea. No, it wasn't. You were supposed to pick the face fast. God, it hurts already.

How does it hurt already? Oh, God. Please. Please. Stop screaming. Let go of the mic. Yeah, let go of the mic. Give him something to hold.

Three. Would you stop? Two. Wow. Oh, my God. Look at his arm, dude. Ow. Oh, my God.

Ew. Dude, ew. oh my god yeah i think you gotta do the whole arm now no fuck that i'm just wearing striped sweaters for the rest of the winter you're a hairy man jokes on danny we're not doing it all right we can end the podcast oh yes you are not doing it not doing it you can buy these on patreon oh you got a hairy knee i do have a hairy knee all right i got a hairy knee all right what is wrong with your why do you have a hairy patch on your i don't know i have a hairy patch on my knee can everybody see it i think so god this is

gonna suck all right the man doesn't have hair on his legs even it's just his knee it's just my knee i'm not on my knees enough you gotta cover up your knees more man i guess so with the grain i don't even know which way the grain is i think you should like pull it like that like like this it does say it does say that in the instructions pull the skin tight that was just like there was no like rhythmic put on there was nothing but you want to be kissed and whispered in your ear while he does it i put his on like like like with the grain he just put it on wait we don't do it yet what do you want to do nothing we don't have to do it at all your mother i think ow i think you're supposed to let it set a little longer you didn't do

Anything. You just hurt me. What are you laughing at? No, we're not doing another one. Stop. You do need to get rid of that hair now. I didn't even stretch my skin. All right, press it down firmly.

Firmly grasp it. Damn it. Wow, this feels really nice. You're a fucking monster. Oh, wow. All right, come on. Get over here. Oh, wow.

JT, you want to pull up? I'll pull it. I'll pull. I don't want JT to do it we need JT's man strength there's no countdown there's no countdown it's not coming off

here's the wax it looks like your skin came off you pulled up not around you freaking ass I'm doing JT's you can do mine

are those can I get a wax strip are those are those supposed to make it feel better no hair came off my knee no hair came off his knee no hair came off my knee

alright it's so much chest hair we're going on your chest bitch alright here we go no I got it I got you I got you

if you oh it's so it's so close to the nip man Let it set, let it set, let it set Oh, it's gonna hurt That's alright I think you'll have a chance with Santa Santa does not like body hair, famously

Famously Then he's only gonna like one patch of me That's enough sometimes One patch is all he needs Just one titty is all Santa needs Alright, I got you, ready? Here we go Spit on your hands first Don't actually

it didn't even come off why did mine work so well a little bit of hair came off alright let's try it one more time give me another one wait wait wait how do we do this right to make it actually come off alright try this one

I think you need to pull against the other way right yeah maybe we're pulling the wrong way oh you pulled you have to pull the other way I went with the grain and then pulled against it so place it down this way and pull upward Okay, wow this is your used cum rag So make sure you place it down from this way to this way And then rip it off from them starting from the bottom now we're here

And leave it let it set for a second that one's gonna be that one's gonna be a good one sounds gonna be good Just JT. It's just JT massaging himself Ow, I just pulled off a hair Yeah, they still can be some glue residue afterwards. All right, you do whatever you want. All right. Here we go Make sure you get a good grip Santa's going to like you. It's so smooth. It is.

It's very smooth. It's very smooth. All right, we'll get your last looks in. It's going away now. You don't want to wipe? Okay. Is this me? Yes.

This is me? Here you go. I don't even think I need it. I think all the wax came off with that one. Oh, it's bleeding. Dude, it's bleeding. Wow, that was a real good one. Yeah, that was a good one.

Wow, that one really got you. I didn't know it could make you bleed. Yeah, it happens sometimes. I don't know if you could see that, though. We had a super hairy friend that used to get his whole back and chest waxed, I think. Who's this? Robert. Robert.

And he said it would look like a murder scene when the woman was done. Yeah, he said there was blood everywhere. Oh, my God. Everywhere. Jesus Christ. Okay. Well, that was this week's Danny's Naughty or Nice. Come back every single podcast in December, and we'll play again.

Santa's got a bag of tricks for you this year. Are we just going to, so every time this month, are we just going to do the opposite one we didn't pick on Patreon? That's not fun. That means we just have to do both of them. That's true, but we might as well. I mean, you set it up. Well, we'll see.

We'll see. We'll see. Well, you'll find out by signing up at patreon.com slash. But yeah, if you want to see us indulge ourselves in some beautiful face masks, come watch on patreon.com slash picky boys. All right. That was that one. I'm glad we figured it out.

Third time's a charm, you know? Yeah. Well, this one works pretty goddamn well as well. No, that one worked great. You know what yours looks like? Yours looks like you cut your arm there and you had a Band-Aid over it for a month. Mine looks so red in the camera. Do I look this red in real life?

You're just that red, honestly. I don't think so. I really should probably do the whole arm now, but that's too much work. Come over this way. Anyway. That's too much work. Wow, okay. Have you ever...

You guys never been waxed, right? Nope. No. That was the first. um dude i went to get you know what we should do for a video let's go get our buttholes no us go get like our eyebrows threaded oh you ever done that oh it hurts dude it hurts i heard it hurt did you do you did it yeah i did it because my mom was like we got to get rid of that your your your spiky eyebrows i'm like i don't give a shit about that so we went and they threaded it

like with a with a thread literally literally yeah they put a thread in yeah yeah i didn't know It's what they do. I thought they were threading it as in make it nice and tight or something. But they're pulling each one out with the thread. Each individual hair out with the thread. They're doing this yo-yo trick on your face. They're walking the dog. She hit me with one at one time.

Dude, I was crying. I was crying. Yeah, it's terrifying. I have never got that because my eyebrows are just very thin in general. You can't really see them. Well, you two have Irish eyebrows. Yeah, you have those. I'm surprised you don't have bushier eyebrows, honestly.

Depends Like those Martin Scorsese fucking caterpillars I'll get them in like 40 years But I don't The hair gene hasn't really hit me True, your arm looks like It has been waxed already I know, I got nothing

Like my knee, I grow it in weird spots Like here, I don't know what happened here Whatever You're a strange man Whatever lab they grew me in They missed some spots You got a couple freckles I do have a couple freckles

Yeah. Either way. My bad. That was fun. You ever do any spa day? Like a spa thing? Anything? You seem like someone

who's like went to get hot cold. I've had a massage. I've never had a massage even. Okay. No. Okay. Nothing. Nothing nefarious.

Like you went to a place? It was a sad ending? No. It was a sad ending. Oh. No. I went to a massage. There was a guy

that came to my work every week. So what? He'd give you a massage. That's what we're calling it? I'm serious. A guy came to your work? A guy came.

it was like office massages. So everybody would come in and get a massage from Gary. Did you have a big tip? Did you tip him? Yeah. All right. All right.

All right. No, no, no, no. It was just a massage. And dude, massages can hurt sometimes. You know, they really get deep in here. At some points, it just feels like the guy is like, why are you so stiff?

Would you ever try acupuncture? No. Oh. No. That's scary. No. My dad tried it. He said it was good.

Because I have the- I would try it. I have the final destination fear. you know well they don't put them in like your head right it doesn't matter i think they can and i think they do they put in like your forehead and shit really they put them in like spots that like are aligned with your chakras chakra situation yeah and well there was a scene of final destination where they were doing that and then the table leg kicked and the person fell over and they all went through them oh yeah but they're so thin what does that matter

so they're sharp they would just snap probably you wouldn't die from that let's not actually no they didn't die from that that's that's true they they were severely hurt from it and then they walked and then a shelf holding a buddha statue crushed their head so i guess so the needles weren't even necessary because the shelf could have done it from the start i guess the needles didn't kill them that's a good point i was still mine mine hurts too now i would still rather it not happen you know what you know what doesn't hurt my knee i don't know what you did there's hair didn't come out i don't know what you did danny's two little weak poles that's why i guess so you know i was at wendy's the other day and they offered me i don't know if it was

It was just a gag that the guy at the drive-thru was running to make money on the side. But he said, $2. You pay $2, and you get a little token, and you get free Frosties for the rest of the year. For $2. Yeah, and then you go, and now it's broken. Yeah, I know. No, but that's McDonald's. The Frost machine is always up and running, babes.

True. How could they do that? Well, they're like little junior Frosties, right? Yeah, probably. And they also assume that you're not only not coming back, but there's only a month left. of the NBA. There's only one left. You're going to come back and get fries every time. No, for 2023. Oh, no. That's not the

rest of the year. Yeah, you said rest of the year. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Of 24, 2023. A whole year. I think, well, now I'm starting to think he just lied to you. Is this man homeless? It says 2023 on the token. Did he have a Wendy's? No, he was in the booth.

You know how many people could just hop in there? Do you think that if I just walked into a Wendy's and went behind the counter, I could just start doing something? Wait, wait, wait. Okay. And you went through this yes and you didn't buy one i did oh you did show us it's in my car i'll show it to you the frosty no the the token wait the frosty token so you bought it and you and it says 2023 on it and supposedly every time i go from now on i can just say give me a frosty this kid this doesn't sound flash my badge say frosty please do you have to purchase something else probably on the back of

the coin it just says idiot but speaking of wendy's have you ever been to wendy's and then someone is in the car with you and they're like uh oh i call bag fries and it's like your bag it's your bag of food and they're like i call bag fries it's like what the fuck are you what what do you think you're entitled to kill yourself yeah really these are my fries just because they're in the bag doesn't mean you can just say oh they're mine now i call i know someone we know has done it i don't remember who i call bag mcchicken it's like well give me what's in your bag now bitch yeah oh i call bag sandwich oh you didn't call fives on that sandwich it's mine now you can't just call dibs on the world and get it if i go to your house i call the couch cushion

change it's mine what's in the safe that's mine what's in your safe i call dibs i call dibs your wife dibs it's mine i'll say like if it was a big even if let's say this it was a big order with like it was just one bag and someone went you got the fries and that's mine i got i would i would even be like you know what no still but i get it the other one if it's my bag it's my bag that's crazy did they order i guess if it's a group bag then yeah i see where they're coming from kind of but still no but still let's do this you know civilly civilly yeah eat your food did they order food uh probably not see now you're easily fucking bastards how they're a bad person that's what it is i hate those people and also the people that sit down at a restaurant and like oh no i'm not

hungry i'm not gonna order anything and then you just stare at your food the whole time it's like you're gonna finish that you're gonna finish that it's just bad person just order something because now oh god i don't know true even someone who eats so much bread at the beginning of a nice dinner you know that for that guy's a bad person i think that's fine i think you can get more grievances you can get you can get more bread i have to order more i guess i guess that's true but it's like you know there's uh there's five people here and there's five pieces of bread what in what world is going for a second one okay you could just get more oh no no you get out as much as you want that waiter will really bring more forever uh unless you're at cheesecake

factory then that brown bread fastest person to eat it is the one who yeah it's like it's like the texas that shit sucks no oh no here we go i can't even eat it anymore oh yeah good you don't deserve it because you don't have a refined enough power even if i even if i could i wouldn't that brown bread is delicious you put some bread in it some butter are you okay Is it making you stupid? You put some butter in it? His mouth is too wet. I love the Cheesecake Factory.

First of all, the Cheesecake Factory will bring out a family-sized portion of pasta for like $10. It's absurd. It's this big. The plate is ridiculous. I've never been there, so I'm allowed to say it sucks. You've never been to Cheesecake Factory? No. Oh, you would hate this bread.

Would I? I would hate the bread? You may hate the bread. Yep. Oh, it's Danny bread? Yeah. The Cheesecake Factory overall is pretty goddamn good. I like...

It's pretty damn good. If we're talking about really good breads at restaurants, I like Texas Roadhouse's bread. With the cinnamon butter? Oh, God. Cinnamon butter? The cinnamon butter. Are you okay? The last time I went to a Texas Roadhouse,

they didn't give me the bread, and they brought out my steak, and I was like, we didn't get the bread. And they were like, do you still want it? And I was like, I wouldn't have come here if I didn't want that fucking brown butter bread. The lights go down, the music plays in the background. Do I still want the bread?

Do I still want the bread? And then lastly, Olive Garden breadsticks people blow. I fucking hate those. No, Olive Garden. Well, there's no reason for us to ever step foot in an Olive Garden. We went to an Olive Garden one time, and we vowed never to go back. I've never been there. What's wrong with it?

It's just shitty Italian food. Go to CVS. Pick anything out of the frozen food section. Tastes exactly the same. It's just bullshit. They're like the Applebee's, but make it Italian. They're like Applebee's, make it Italian. And so it's not bad if it's your only option, I guess.

But I like Applebee's, so I wouldn't. But I also like Applebee's. So that's what I'm asking. I think here we are just. privileged to have so many fantastic Italian institutions. You went to one in Brazil. That's true. Because in Olive Garden, again,

if it is the only thing available that will give you Italian food, then go to Olive Garden. You can get an Alfredo pasta. It's really kind of hard to fuck up. It's not terrible. It just isn't good. I've never been. To me, they branded themselves as

You've never been? No, but before. Before I went. Like, I've never been at the time, and they branded themselves to, like, oh, like, Italian, like, good food. When you're here with your family. Yeah, so you don't, yeah, this is how you treat your fucking family, Olive Garden? So I walked in, and I got, like, less than Applebee's kind of food. So, like, double disappointment.

Oh, yeah. Never going back. True. But they do have unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. The breadsticks were too salty. It was just a bad experience. Either way. Either way, try Cheesecake Factory.

People do blow the breadsticks. Yeah, they blow the breadsticks. I'll try the, we'll do a Cheesecake Factory date. but we can end it here by the way oh yeah we can we can get out of here

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