Picky Boys Podcast - NPC Workers Are Going On Strike!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #288

Episode Date: August 20, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss why we don't have flying cars, how to speak pig Latin, tik tok NPC streamers, why rice can fix your phone, and how to make a seagull explode! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

pig latin's more like would you want to die the same day as your significant other oh here we go you should both die why haven't we invented something that gets rid of those little pests if you soak a fry in seltzer and they're dumb enough to eat it apparently they explode the thing is i think love is is the bigger motivator but it wears off quicker all right you ready yeah i'm ready let's do it welcome back to the picky boys podcast we are here uh we just filmed a very funny video that indeed uh made us take a bunch of shots yeah well yeah me and danny will be in danny i'm antonio by the way oh hi antonio it affected it affected him way more

i'm also drinking a i don't know why i have this koozie on here it's cold it's another alcohol brand anyway i don't think that's how that works white russian very good i love a milk-based cocktail that's disgusting before we go into how disgusting that actually is you can watch the video we filmed on patreon at patreon.com slash picky boys we're almost at 400 patrons that equals us wearing pregnancy simulators for a week vlogging it plus yeah relax standing 31 days of content in october every single day there will be a video for patrons that's immediately i think a whole year's worth of content kind of that is immense and when i was talking to it van antonio i was like well we released two videos on the main channel i was like well we released two videos on

the main channel so that will at least cover us for i don't know eight videos ten videos and he went no no we're releasing a patreon exclusive every day so wednesday videos sundays when the podcast comes up still another video for the patreon yeah it's gonna be a lot it's pretty crazy he made me laugh because he said i was talking to it about antonio you know whatever his white russians hitting hard he was talking to the patreon about me is this i'm sorry i'm totally out of the loop here i thought this was a patreon podcast no this is a this is a normal one welcome to the real world buddy well i mean you if you do sign up for the patreon you do get an extra podcast every week so this could be that that's true too no but it's not that's true it's

not no okay all right that's enough plugging that's enough plugging you know what i have I've been thinking about recently is that why – Let him go. Our idea – I feel like our idea of the future has been so wrong, you know, like flying cars, stuff like that, like crazy futuristic buildings, all this stuff, not really happening. No, I've always been a proponent of flying cars will never happen. They would be a 9-11 every day.

That's – yeah. That's true. And they are – well, not even that. It's like we have bad drivers now. Yeah. You think that, oh, because the car's in the air, now they're good drivers? Like, what are we talking about? It would alleviate tons of traffic.

Would it really? Yes. Also, just think about what it takes to get something in the air. Yeah. Don't we think, like, crops maybe will be destroyed, or your hair would always have a problem because their jet engines are flying at you every second? Oh my god, it would be tremendously loud all the time. You wouldn't be able to...

First of all, we're in New York. I can barely hear myself think now. Now there's flying cars and people not knowing how to drive. I would probably just – that would make me go to a cabin. In the woods? No. I think – see, my ideal future is just that everything can be tiny. Like I've always wanted – imagine driving to a place.

Let's say you drive to the movie theater. No parking. Take your car, put it in your pocket. Shrink technology. Wait, but how – Ant-Man situation. Yes. Yeah, but isn't the point of Ant-Man that it stays the same weight?

It is the same weight. You can't put it in your pocket. This is changing that. How – This is shrink technology. So Ant-Man's not shrink technology. This is shrink technology, like when I go into an ice bath. Shrink technology.

It doesn't have to be an ice bath, buddy. Yeah, but even Ant-Man's not consistent with that. Because there's a scene in Ant-Man where he has a gun, and Ant-Man's running on top of the gun. Wouldn't his arm, like, fall? He wouldn't be able to hold up a gun. I'm pretty sure there's a – he's dragging a building as a suitcase in one scene. They throw out all logic in that movie. Also, didn't they make a canon that Ant-Man went into Thor's ass?

I mean, Thanos' ass? No, they didn't make that. No, they made a canon. It was, like, in a different – it was in one of Doctor Strange's scenarios. because it was like a meme online that Ant-Man could just go into Thanos' ass and then come big and explode him. Is that wrong?

No, it's not. I mean... This is the problem. When you introduce a world with... Shrinkage. ...countless superheroes and superhero abilities, there's going to be some loopholes here. Yeah, but the shrinking into someone's ass and expanding

is probably against some Geneva Convention. Oh, absolutely. So is destroying half the universe. So is, by the way... Not to plug the Patreon again, but afterwards, waterboarding is against the Geneva Convention. So when we hit 1,400 patrons, we're going to be breaking international law. At 1,400 patrons? 1,300, sorry.

At 1,300 patrons, we break the Geneva Convention. The Geneva Convention. Fuck yeah, dude. Tell me that's not metal. That is metal. That's fucking metal, dude. Either way, I don't think... It would be cool to shrink your car and put it in your pocket, though.

Oh, my God, it'd be so cool. It would be really cool. You don't have to park ever again. It'd be incredible, actually. Oh, my God, you drink too much at the bar? Well, he'd probably drive anyway. But, I'm kidding, that was a joke. I am the largest proponent of no drinking and driving.

It was a joke. My point is, you could just add a bar, you shrink your car. Yeah, but what if you shrink it? Knowing you, you shrink your car, you're losing it. Now you're losing, like, a $30,000. I don't think the future looks like that. I think the future is much more realistic solutions to everything. not flying cars, but self-driving cars.

Oh, yeah. The future is boring. The future is boring. No, the future probably is boring. But I like to think. I like to think about the grandeur of it all. It's new to me. What's the craziest future invention you think

that's coming in the next 100 years? Subtitles for everybody. So no matter which country you go to, you'll just instantly be able to see English or maybe even be able to hear if they're speaking English. I'm pretty sure it already exists semi but he's probably right. 100%.

There will be a universal code language kind of. Which will really honestly transform the world. Anybody can go anywhere and speak to each other. True but I also feel like people enjoy being able to make fun of the people that don't understand them. So that kind of goes away too. You can just turn it off I guess.

Or mumble. Oh yeah. Or just you make your own language. There'll be a lot of new languages. People make their own languages all the time. Yeah. Some people in my middle school used to speak pig Latin, and I got really jealous that I didn't understand the conversations they were having. I don't know if it was real conversations.

They'd be like, That's Italian. That's true. Sorry. My Italian came out. But they would do something like that. Pig Latin's more like, No, what is pig Latin?

You take the latter half of the word and put it in the front? So they'd go, they would beatbox, essentially, and they would, like, she would go and get an apple from the teacher's desk. I didn't understand, like, they understood each other, and I was really jealous of that. Like, teach me Pig Latin. I'm pretty sure it's like you take, what is it? It's very simple. It's, you take, so if you say street, it'd be like, each street.

No, I think, like, if you said thick, it would be ick-thay or something. Like you just said. That's what I fucking did. Is that what you said? Say it again. If you take shreet, it would be eat shree. That's what he did. Oh, is that what you did?

He's fucking not listening. He didn't take that many shots. This guy's all drunk. It's like, no, no, no, no, no. Same example. No, no, no, hold on. No, no, it's more like if you said street, it would be eat shree. That's a bit.

It has to be a bit. So they would do that, and I physically, mentally incapable of understanding. Yeah. And I thought they were making it up, and they weren't. And then I saw a TikTok that just blew up of someone speaking Pig Latin. First of all, fake language. So let's get that out of the way. It's called Pig Latin.

I don't know if that's what that is. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Like, Pig Latin is not on Rosetta Stone. I mean, Latin is a dying language. So Pig Latin, I mean, what are we doing here? We're doing dialects of a dying language? That's double dead. It kind of is weird that Latin is a dying language because there are so many languages whose root language is Latin.

I don't think it's dying. I think it's dead. No one speaks just Latin anymore. But they teach it in school, though. But is that what counts as dying language? Yeah, I think some people, like civilizations, like somewhere, cities, people need to just speak it and speak that alone, I feel like. There's definitely some fucking monk somewhere who just speaks Latin. Bro, I'm pretty sure we don't even necessarily know how Latin words are pronounced.

We're kind of just guessing because we only have written record of it. I don't know about that. And we can only assume based on how our language and other Latin-derived languages are formed, that's how we can kind of know how Latin is pronounced. Until like 10 years ago, our local church did a mass in Latin every week, once a week. First of all, your local church is summoning demons. Well, that could be true, but I'm saying— I don't know how true that was. That is true. That is true. I'm telling you.

You went to church? I didn't go. Why would I go to a church? First of all, I don't like to go when I can understand what's happening. I think I'm going to go when this guy's like, That was perfect Latin. Yeah, I didn't know you knew it. Yeah, well, you know, it's one of my many skills. Latin is definitely, what would you consider a dead language?

Latin's definitely a dead language. Well, first of all, if the language is dead, it's gone. The Sumerian people. Yeah, it's gone. It's gone. Viking. Mesotetopian. Yes.

No, that wasn't right. Aztecian. No, there's still some fucking person that knows it. I don't think he knows it. Regardless, I'm pretty sure we don't necessarily know how Latin words are correctly pronounced. We're kind of just guessing. I can't believe we all had the same language at some point, and we all went, you know what? I want to be cool.

And then we fucked everyone in the future. I don't think we did. Yeah, if you live separately for a while, language evolves, you know? I get it. Still dumb. No, even if you have the same language, like dialects exist, and it's just like it will always naturally split off. And there are some American dialects that are hard to understand, especially when you go across to Europe.

These people are speaking English, and we have no idea what they're saying. Irish people looking at you. Irish people looking at you. Cockney English looking at you. We're staring directly in your throat. I'm pretty sure if you went back to the year 1800 in America, you would be hard-pressed to have a conversation with someone. You ever try to read Shakespeare? What would I have in common with those people?

Yes, I wouldn't want to talk to them. You're correct. But not only that, you couldn't understand each other. I wouldn't even want to understand someone from the 1800s. Like, ill bitch. Dude, they'd be using words like thee. When have you ever said the word thee? How about you take a shower, you musty ass?

Yeah, thee. They did like the thee. You'd be the weird one because you would be showering too much in their eyes. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. You would actually probably not get any bitches. Any maidens. You would not get any maidens because you're just lacking severely in pheromone production.

Because I won't smell. Dude, this guy doesn't even have a big white wig and shit. Like a goofball. First of all, if I was in the 1800s, I could get bitches. Fuckers. All of you. You think I can't get bitches in the 1800s? No, they want people with a big white wig and like powder on their face and shit, bro.

You don't have any of those qualities. His penis smell of lime. Peanut? That's what they would call it. They probably said, like, Willie. His Willie smelt of lemon tree. His Willie smelt of lavender and citrus. I hate it.

Disgusting. I need the musk of a man. You know what? You're probably right. You know what? Why the fuck would I want them in the 1800s anyway? I don't know. Also, I could walk into any local bar and apparently open up the cowboy doors, go upstairs, and bang anybody.

Every game they allow that. For what? Seven shillings? Oh, sorry. How about you have some standards? That was a lot back then. Was it? Yeah.

And, you know, that is nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is real work. That's not what I'm saying. Well, that's what I'm getting from you. Those are the undertones I'm getting. Can I ask a question? Only if you may. Because as a society, we've come around on sex work, I think.

Oh, here we go. How do we feel about NPC work? Oh, yeah. Here we go. Ice cream's so good. Ice cream's so good. Mmm, popcorn. Thank you for the glizzy.

Thank you for the glizzy. I'm riding like a cowboy. That wasn't NPC. That was personal. I think that's the next thing society's got to come around on then. It's like, okay, NPC work is real work, folks. So you're equating NPC work to the struggles and the triumphs that sex work had to go through. I'm not equating anything.

I'm saying work is work. What about that? I'm saying work is work, and you've got to do all or none. I think NPC work is valid, and the thing about the NPC thing, which I find so interesting, is that it only works if you not only have viewers, but viewers that are willing to gift. Like, there's a barrier to entry. You can't just go on TikTok Live and become an NPC, or else you might not – you just might be silent for an hour, you know? You need somebody to be gifting, so you need to generate hype somehow in order for it to, like, get going. I just can't understand how people spend their money.

I just can't get it. I don't think I get it. Oh, man. I don't think I get it either. What are they doing for, like, this guy going, I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't know.

There is a part of me, I'll tell you this much, I would never spend money. I've never spent money on TikTok lives. But sometimes with an NPC live, I'll wait and I'll be like, I wonder what this gift would react, like how they would react. Okay, ready? I think there's a much more likely scenario here. Let's say you use TikTok, right?

Yeah, all the time. And maybe you use TikTok Live sometimes. Maybe you watch some lives here and there. I love TikTok Live. You already had some coins or whatever in your account. Absolutely. You come across an NPC stream. Undoubtedly.

And you go, I wonder how they respond to the glizzy. Yes, that's what I would do. I would absolutely do it. If TikTok gave me a free coin balance, they might actually get me to then buy coins afterwards. Or if you just – maybe you were donating to a streamer you liked, and so you already had some coins in there. You would probably be like, all right, I had a little left over. I had 20 coins left over. Let me see how they respond to the fucking peach emoji.

It is interesting. I think you guys cracked it there. That was a real ping pong match of thought. Still dumb to me. I mean there's a lot of things that are dumb, but you can't – making money ain't dumb. No, no, no, no, no. These NPC characters are crushing it. Yeah, that's the thing, right?

Isn't the people who watch it are way a thousand times more weird than the people who do it? Dude, if me on camera sniffing my armpit got me $10,000 every time, are you really going to call me dumb for doing it? Or are you going to call the people dumb that are paying to watch me sniff my armpit? They're not even smelling it. I understand if they were smelling it. You don't understand? I think so.

Okay. At least you got some interaction, some experience. Some pheromones. If I ask you, oh, hey, what does his armpit smell like that you're watching it so much, you go, oh, actually, it's a little bit of this. Yeah. I'd be like, all right, that's strange, but I get it. Danny was asking what the future looked like.

We are in the future. This is what the future looks like. People streaming themselves being NPCs. I like the ones that have characters surrounding it. I'm always so interested in what they're going to be. In 1990, when Back to the Future came out, But 2015 had flying cars and fucking holographic signs. See, holographic signs were coming.

Those are coming. They're pretty much here. They're coming. They're not here, but they're coming. Especially, there's a huge debate right now. You guys know the Las Vegas Sphere? Yes. So the Las Vegas Sphere is in a pretty remote part of Las Vegas.

but mgm also wants to put a sphere in london and there's now becoming like a big debate about light pollution when it comes to advertising like yes the las vegas sphere is fucking cool as shit but london they want to put it in the middle of the city and it's like what are the what are the ethics of like putting a glowing advertising orb like next to a thousand people's apartment yeah it is basically the sun yeah outside of your room all night long and it has fucking an ad for tiktok on it it's not even that it's now i'm a london apartment right by the order why is this eyeball staring at me it's like please yeah that would be really so so so i think you know because in a lot of future stuff especially a lot of what's that one with uh where scarlett johansson

didn't do a good thing she played like a character she wasn't what is that called black widow you You mean every after role ever? She played a character whose race she wasn't. What is it called? The one where there's holographic ads everywhere. Ghost in a shell. Ghost in a nutshell. Ghost in a nutshell.

Ghost power. Ghost in a nutshell. That's starting to tread on there are just advertisements everywhere all the time. Big light up advertisements. Is there really not that already? Can you walk five steps without an advertisement? Not in New York. But there are a lot of people.

You can go in, you know, I don't know, a forest. Dude, isn't there glasses now? They made glasses. Google Glass. Some kind of glasses that you can wear that block out advertisements. That's going to be essentially the real-life ad block that everyone needs to buy. Yeah. It's like, okay, it's $9.99 a month.

You can wear these glasses and... Yeah, it's an extension on your sunglasses now to block ads. It's like you can't look at the menu without TikTok. Welcome to the... It's like, goddammit, I just want to see what I'm ordering. It's like, oh, dude, let me download ad block on those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, please, please. Oh, you have ad block on yours?

Can I jailbreak my glasses? Or it can all go the opposite way. You know, they say like... Stone Age. They say the Fourth World War will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein said that, actually. Because the Third World War will destroy the entire world. I don't know where the war came in here, but...

But I'm saying, like, I think, like, we go future, future, future. What are the possibilities at any point and go boom? That's true. Not wrong. Can't solar flares equate to an EMP bomb or something? It's just a bunch of words that scientists throw out. We're supposed to understand. Yeah, but apparently with that,

if we can somehow predict it's coming and anticipate it, we can turn everything off, just turn it off, turn it back on, we're good. I did hear that. It's similar to, and I think this is true, I've heard this, that you can throw an entire PC in water. Yeah. And as long as you take it out and dry it before you turn it on, nothing will happen.

This is why putting it in rice can save your phone because rice absorbs the moisture. And as long as you turn your phone off and then put it in rice, like, there's a chance you could save it. What's breaking it isn't it being wet. It's being wet and on. Yeah. Which my girlfriend has never been. That one, writing that one down. Yeah.

I mean, let's be honest. I understand we're talking about the future. I don't really understand how rice sucks the water out of phones. Don't get it. You leave it in there, every drop of water in that phone is sucked dry by this metaphorical rice. I don't get it. No, I never understood it either. It's not like the rice is—

It's not metaphorical. This physical rice metaphorically draining my fucking water. The rice aren't, like, working hard and then going inside, and I see water here. They're just, like, there kind of around the phone, and somehow the inside of the phone that's wet is getting dry. Like, what is that? Do you... Fuck, why am I asking him? I mean, they also put it in salt.

You ever see, like, a salt shaker that has rice in it? Because if moisture is introduced to salt, the salt will clump up, and the salt shaker won't work. So you put a few grains of rice in there, and it will suck up all the moisture. I didn't know that. I have seen that. Every single pizzeria should do that,

because every pizzeria has the fucking shaker that you can't get anything else because it's all clumped. They don't have proper spice management. Every pizzeria. They do not. Fucking terrible. Rice is pretty incredible. I think if you eat rice, you'll die.

If you eat dry rice. Because it sucks up all your water? I think so. That can't be right. Isn't that what they say? Because people will throw out rice at weddings, but if the birds come and eat that, they die. No, I think that's just because birds are idiots. If you soak a french fry in seltzer, a seagull will blow up or some shit.

It's like their stomachs— Swear to God, fact check me. Right now, fact check me. If you soak a fry—and I'm not going to tell you how to kill seagulls. Never mind. You already said it. Tell them how to kill seagulls. Seagulls are just fucking terrible.

You're right. Seagulls are a bunch of bitches. If you soak a fry in seltzer and they're dumb enough to eat it, apparently they explode. Ooh, what do you think seagull tastes like? No, very oily. Probably lean and oily. Like quail?

You ever have quail? Isn't that two different things? Also, isn't duck oily? People like that. Duck is really good. I fucking love duck. Duck is really good. But that's because it's fatty.

That's because of the skin. Like a duck without a properly cooked skin. Like crispy skin. In reality, everyone likes duck because every single duck you order comes in that same kind of sweet, tangy sauce. A lot of times it's served with a plum sauce. Would seagull be seafood? Like, you think it'd have a sea flavor to it? Okay, okay.

It's a gull of the sea. I'll tell you what. No, but I think it got enough sea cred that it could be seafood. I think a seagull could be seafood. Yeah, I mean. it's diets mostly fish and french fries and tacos that like beach bums leave if you had a if you had a land crab i would still call that seafood so it doesn't really go in the water but it's around that area anything beach bound could be seafood i think have you guys seen is

it what is it called is it an albatross what's that you guys seen that giant seagull it's like like three feet tall literally looks like a seagull that's like enormous i talk about the one from Finding Nemo? It's the ones that are in the Antarctic, I think. They're eating penguins and shit. Antarctic? There are birds out there? Albatross also happens to be when you get three below

par in golf. Why? Birdie, eagle, albatross. It's so big. But it can only happen on a four par or above. We're not a golf podcast. We will be one day. No, we won't.

We are going to play top. We're going to go to Topgolf. Yeah, we will top each other off at golf. Hell yeah. It's on Patreon. But, you know, you like that one. Again, bird in Antarctic. I thought the only bird was penguins, and that's only because they can't fly. This thing eats penguins, dude.

That's a pterodactyl. No, there are birds everywhere. Everywhere. There are birds. They can fly. There was no birds under the ocean. It's weird how, like, we watch nature... We watch nature documentaries.

and like constantly observe the cycle of life that is like, oh, well, this animal is a predator for this animal. And it all just kind of, it's a self-sustaining system. If we were the prey of an animal, we would be shitting ourselves and probably just exterminate that animal altogether. Yeah, if we were the prey of an animal,

we would just get rid of them. Isn't that essentially what we did? Weren't we the prey of like saber-toothed lions? Yeah, there's an argument that- Where'd they go? There's an argument we did that with every animal once we had the chance. Like, tigers are almost extinct. Do you know the answer to this?

What are we prey to the most? Like, what animal kills the most humans? Hippo? Yeah, but they're not. No. No, I think it is hippo, but they're not eating us. So does that count? Yeah, dude.

I think it does. Kills the most humans every year? You said animal, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, because if we go on bugs, it's probably mosquitoes. Yeah, mosquito doesn't count. Yeah, they don't count.

Mosquito doesn't count. They're a bunch of little bitches. They also say deer. I mean, that is a predator, I guess. They say deer because we hit them with our cars and just die. Does that count, too? No. Like, deers aren't going, oh, yeah, I'm about to murder this fucking guy driving down the highway.

I don't know if hippo counts, either, because they don't eat us after. But they're such highly territorial animals, they kill the most humans per year. Are you saying they have to eat us? Is that a requirement, or they just kill us? They just have to kill us. It's definitely mosquito if it's not. Yeah, yeah. Bugs.

Bugs is different because there's just too many. Can I look this up? Yeah, look it up. Honestly, it's probably plants and peanuts. Peanuts probably kill us the most. Yeah. All right. So it is mosquitoes for sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. By a large margin, probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then it's humans. Get us off the list. Which makes sense. And then it's snakes. 100,000 humans per year are killed by snakes.

No way. That is so many people. I don't buy it. And by the way, mosquitoes is a million people per year are killed by a mosquito. Why haven't we invented something? that gets rid of those little pests? Because what's the, why are they around? Bro, they're trying.

Are they? Yeah, dude. Dude, you know what they do? They, like, genetically modify mosquitoes and release them to the wild that mate with the mosquitoes so that the next generation is impotent. I get that.

That's what they're trying. I get that. But that means, hear me out, they're creating double the problem. That's more mosquitoes. It's an investment. They create double the problem to have half the problem later.

Yeah, but what if you convince, first of all, what if those mosquitoes that are impotent get no bitches, get no mosquito bitches and now they're not even made in any way now it's just double mosquitoes

you're doubling the problem it makes no sense they're actually dogs which is very interesting I wonder if it's because they give rabies though somewhere between 25,000 and 35,000

per year probably because they give rabies or something these are not people these are not animals who eat us they're just the animals

that kill it there are a ton of bugs on the list hippopotamus is there but it's like in the hundreds not many people per year first of all

the fact that hippopotamus is too big how are we all nine from hippopotamus but but mosquitoes make sense i mean if one fucking little mosquito there's a mosquito there was three mosquitoes in the house yesterday if one little mosquito could get in and bite you and kill you what are we supposed to do they carry like zika and west nile virus and all this shit it's strange that we don't like you don't really know like sometimes you feel that you're getting bit by a mosquito but sometimes you don't like how do you not feel that something is on your body but it's a it's it's a weird thing where, like, I feel like pain is also so visual

because if you don't see the mosquito, you won't feel it. Because if you think about it, you ever, like, you ever just did a move, sliced your arm open on something, and then not notice until 10 seconds later when there's blood running down your arm? Yeah, I feel like that's some... But it's either something really right with the human anatomy or something that went wrong.

I don't get it. I feel like you should always feel pain. But also think about... Sorry, pain machine, no working today. Yeah, exactly. Think about a mosquito's bite, you know? what is that 0.0007 percent of your skin you don't feel that isn't it weird that like those 0.0001 percent of people who don't feel pain like it's actually a huge problem yeah at first when

you first hear you're like oh that's awesome but then you realize oh i had a broken rib for seven months yeah it's a huge problem if one of your organs is trying to tell you that something is wrong and that's why you feel pain and you don't feel it you'll just die if your appendix bursts you don't feel it that's completely toxic it's pretty crazy yeah I mean think about it

if you try to do a stretch and touch your toes eventually you stop because it starts to hurt they just they just break themselves like break their bones watch what I can do

break all your fingers like oh my god and how flexible I am no your bones are just breaking and it's really scary as kids because kids cry

and tell you what's going on and kids just smash into walls yep it's just too many doctor checks it's actually kind of tragic if you don't feel pain

yeah but also cool But it's also tragic if you do feel pain. People could die from a broken heart, do you know that? Yeah, I know. Well, not, yeah. I mean, it's the stressors of such a traumatic event on your heart. But it is technically called, like, died from broken heart,

which is the saddest way to go, honestly. Dude, if you're, like, married to somebody for 70 years and they die, like, you're just like, eh, whatever. It's over. You don't, those people die, like, the same year usually, right? That's so strange. That's so weird. What a phenomenon.

on i guess so but also it's like i don't know kind of kind of romantic i mean it kind of makes sense if you are living your life as a unit and then that unit disappears like there are so many things in your life that are now missing that you have been used to for so long yeah like i have a tandem bicycle when am i gonna ride it by myself exactly the fuck it's gonna take double the effort yeah i'm not putting in double that'll kill me on its own would you want to die the same day as you're significant other. Oh, here we go. You should both die.

If I'm with them for... Are they rich? You're both rich, I guess. Then, yeah. I want to die the same day as my enemy, like Alexander Hamilton and the other guy. I don't know. They both died on July 4th.

They were mortal enemies, and they were like, and they both died. I think that's good, because it's just a true-to-the-death-like... Beef. Beef. I feel like if you died the same day

as your mortal enemy, you guys were probably also lovers. That's way too... Aren't all mortal enemies lovers in some way? I think every mortal enemy would be okay kissing their enemy. Yes, yes. Well, that's like the thing...

Yeah, well, I feel like the at least would have been the kissing, but yeah. Kissing's more sensual. Never mind. Yeah, yeah, banging could be a power thing. It's like, I got you, I got you. There is something about people that you don't like that motivate other people,

and some people and like if you really dislike someone it can kind of like fuel who you are is like I'm fueled by

the dislike of this person. So then if they become a new found Christian or they bounce to the afterlife it's like that was it

that was my motivation. It's like how Batman and the Joker like without the Joker Batman is less cool. First of all Batman should unbelievably

kill the Joker. This is like that was Batman sucks for not doing that. Well he never kills anybody allegedly.

Oh, yeah. He just breaks their backs and makes them unable to see their families again. Allegedly. But murder too much. The guy that's killed thousands of people, let's not kill that one. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. But it is true.

Without crime, without all this stuff, the Batman is not Batman. Yeah, he's a selfish little bat bitch. That's what he is. No offense. I know you like Batman. Hate and spite, I feel like, are bigger motivators than love. It depends. 99% of the time.

I don't know. It depends. Hate and spite. I don't know about spite. The thing is, I think love is the bigger motivator, but it wears off quicker. Like, you can really have a hate-fueled rage that lasts decades. I think humans— But, like, if you're in search of love, I think that's some of the most powerful stuff ever.

You're like, I need this right now. And when you get it, it can cloud your vision, but then it starts to taper off. I think humans are built—personally, I think humans are built to love. so i feel like you can love multiple things like you know there's different categories of love like family friends activities hobbies but hate if you actually the definition of the word hate something that that sticks for borderline ever i think honestly so i think hate's a little bit bigger of a motivator i don't know but i think spite like the difference between hate and spite spite i feel like you will do something bad that doesn't even benefit you to stop them that's now or now or now

we're having a problem now it's probably you know you probably gotta see a therapist or something enter yourself to some kind of room with pads maybe i don't know i don't know the process i don't really do that anymore i don't think pad room really there's been like a severe decline like people do not get like a very very large decline in like uh mental institution admittances well that's because we're very lenient on what counts as severe mental illness it's It's actually part of a problem that, like, there's probably a lot of people in jail that should be in, like, a rehabilitation center. Anyway. That makes sense, actually, though.

That makes sense. But, yeah. I don't know. We just need to love more. Love more, everybody. Yeah. Love thy neighbor. Love thy neighbor.

That's too Christian. And covet thy neighbor's wife. And love thy neighbor's wife. Yeah, yeah. It's all the same, really. You can covet them as long as you love them, apparently. I'm not coveting your wife. I just love thy neighbor's wife.

Love everybody. I think we could end there, honestly. I have to pee so, so, so, so bad. I feel him shaking through the table. Tell them where to find you, JT. Find me on Instagram at TheJBalls. You can find me at Instagram on DannyIsWatching and LovingMyFriend'sWife.

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