Picky Boys Podcast - One Has To Go! Halloween Edition! - Picky Boys Podcast #396

Episode Date: October 12, 2025

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one more tequila yeah tequila and peas two peas in a pod what the hell is this i i i thought i bought lime costumes and then we opened it and two peas showed up honestly i kind of looked like a lime in shape put your put your head on i got it right here ew yankees hat well i mean they're the ones they're the ones that are in they've already been they've already lost by now they're out of it that's possible that is very possible that is very indeed possible anyway welcome back to the picky boys we got two peas in a pod and a bottle of tequila which is actually the title of my memoir who's the pod you love that love that if you think about it nothing brings two peas in a pod closer together than tequila that's true that's true they call alcohol the social lubricant

Yeah, I hate... Really, just you call it that. I didn't make that up. I know, but you've coined it the most, and I've hated it every time you've said it. It's got a gross feel to it. It's so gross. Say anything's a lubricant. Yeah.

Yeah, but... Has it been... All things have ball bearings, have lubricants. What? Machines have machines. Balls have lubricants? No, no, no. Oh, no, no.

But machines have lubricants. All things have lubricants. This guy went straight to balls. Lubricants just means slippy, slip, slip, slip. That's not what it means. It's frictionless. But you want a little bit of friction. Now you're getting dirty.

No, no, no, no, no. Now you're getting dirty. No, no, no. I'm talking about in terms of... Did you see Trojan's new condom? Oh, come on. Oh, my gosh. The Goats.

It's not even... The Goats. We're not on Patreon. Patreon.com slash PickyBoys, by the way. It's at 31 Days of October. A video every single day in October while Jason's looking it up. Trojan's the Goat. No, the Goat.

You gotta type in the Goat. It's LeBron's condoms. No, I actually think it's a very funny name. It's non-latex condoms because, you know, some people are allergic to latex. And, you know, they always say... Got it. There's a sheepskin and sheep's intestines instead of, you know, latex. Yeah, he's right.

Is that what this is made of? I don't know. Well, I think it's made out of goat. Yeah. Well, it's called Greatest of All Trojans. That's really good. Also, Brian's ex-girlfriend, this is just super personal information. He's doxxed.

Sorry, Brian, was allergic to latex. That's just what she told him. So he had to wear sheepskin condoms. See, but are they actually sheepskin? I thought that was a myth. it's not sheep intestines can you look up what sheep skin condoms are made out of and apparently they they're 89 i'm so sorry for everybody watching we're supposed to do a a this is a gimmick episode i think which episode isn't right intestines of animals typically sheep or

lamb damn yeah wow that's uh i wonder how they smell the chicken just typed an intestine condom wait yes you did why did you type an intestine and also all of these all these are in like museums oh my god this is what like the sumerian princes jason used what do you but but like my question to you is why type in intestine condoms here it is natural lamb i think he's what he searched is still right i think jason stop hitting him wow that is an old condom 200-year-old. Yeah, natural skin condoms. It sounds like it's still correct.

You just made that up. Can we go back to that condom thing? I think skin in this stuff is porous. It looks like they filleted a man. Wow. Why does this one have a print on it? Yeah. That'd be cool.

That's way too big. This guy's had tattoos on it, and then that was when the skin came off. I'm sorry. We could get off this. 200 years old. Honestly, blame Danny. Danny, can you stop looking at the 200-year-old penis, please, for the love of God? Well, I'm not looking at the penis.

I'm looking at the... Yeah, but... It's really the... You're looking at the... It's really a relief of the penis. You know, like a relief sculpture? What? That's what a condom is, kind of.

It's a relief of the penis. Danny wants to relief that 200-year-old penis. No, no, no. That's not what I said. Okay. We're supposed to be doing a... This is your fault! One has to go episode.

It's like Would You Rather, but different. Basically, we're going to be given a few things, and we have to pick one that must go. That must go. Do you want to start us off? I'll start us off. Start us off. How many options did you do? I changed them depending on if I could think of it or not.

I just did four. I feel like four is what we're supposed to do. Three, that's a classic JT move. Okay, see, so let's just give it, this is an example, an easy example. We've got scary costumes, funny costumes, and sexy costumes. Oh. And you know what? We'll throw in a fourth, pet costumes, just to piss everybody off here.

That one obviously has to go, then. This guy. You don't like a cute little pet? Well, you made it too easy. Okay, fine. Get rid of pet costumes. Let's do a couple costumes. No, because I feel like that's going to go, too.

That's going to go, too. I think everybody has to do it. Scary costumes, funny costumes, sexy costumes. One has to go. I don't know if this is a hot take, and I think JT's not going to agree with me here, but I think funny costumes have to go. Oh, this guy's got no sense of humor. Funny costumes.

Is this a funny costume? Of course it is. Is it scary? It's sexy, though. It can be sexy, depending. Thank you. I would argue... Like the loofah and soap, that was a sexy costume.

No, for sure. Okay. Then you know what? Yeah, get rid of funny costumes. I would argue that we've never done a scary costume on this show. What about the headless things? It's considered. Yeah.

Everything we do is fun. I'll consider it. Obviously. My answer, obviously, here is scary costumes. I don't even really think, like, Halloween is scary-ish, but I don't think you have to have a scary costume. The vibes are scary enough. Can you look up scary costume? Can we get some visual?

I'm going scary as well. I will say we are kind of removing, like, the whole point of Halloween with it. Because, like, ghost face, that's a scary costume. For sure. I feel like those are better. When I was a kid, I always wanted the ghost face mask with the blood pump. So good. And my mom would never let me get it.

What about the knife that you hold upside down and the red comes in like a lava lamp? My mom didn't like any of that stuff. Honestly, that's fair for a mom. Can you scroll down a little? Can we just see a little? I think these are better than... Can we... And now funny costume, please.

Just for reference. So what would... If you dress up as Super Mario, what would that be? Dude, these suck. These are awful. Oh, they're funny. Dude, these are so awful. You don't like the alien holding the guy?

Those are good. Those are dumb. Those are good. Oh, my God. The tampon and vagina is so stupid. The fart and a fan. What is that? The shit and a fan?

What about the avocado with the belly? That's kind of funny. I just think these are so dumb. These are so much worse. These are bad costumes. That's what I'm choosing to get rid of is bad costumes. Honestly, the ones right here on the Google search are not a great time. But this is what they all feel like to me.

Oh, the one-night stand, that's a good costume. That's a good costume, yeah. I just, I don't know. What do you think, Jason? What are you getting rid of? But that's a good costume. I don't even know if that's real. Honestly, scary, probably.

I like the, Jason, click the snake charmer one. Oh, that one's good. You see, this is so dumb. Oh, come on, Antonio. Have some fun. No whimsy. No fun. No whimsy.

You're telling me that's not a good costume. It's really not a good costume. Oh, my God. We obviously, none of us even thought to get rid of sexy costumes. So those are here to stay. It's a lot. But then that's not. It's a lot.

It just wouldn't be Halloween then. You need sexy costumes. That's true. That's true. Let's see some sexy costumes. No, no, no, no. And a lot of scary costumes are sexy, kind of. Oh, wow.

So now you're genre blending. No scary allowed if you don't pick scary. I'm not picking scary. You're picking funny. No funny allowed. That's fine. Funny sucks. All those costumes we just scrolled through were awful.

Were actually awful. All right. So you didn't answer me. If you're dressed up as Super Mario and Peach and Toad, what's that? That has to lean more into funny. I don't think that's fair for that to be funny. That's not a funny costume. This life isn't fair.

I'll tell you exactly why it's funny Because Danny's wearing a Princess Peach dress So it's absolutely funny You know I saw a TikTok edit the other day Of me and the Princess Peach You looked really good with the gloves I think the gloves were doing something for you It really made my hands more dainty

I think that was the move Did we just do Halloween or did we do fall as well Because I have a fall thing So I have one has to go Rain hitting the window Or a tin roof Oh. Muted jazz music in the background, soft sweaters, and a fall-scented candle.

But like a spiced fall-scented candle. Give me the second one again. Muted jazz? Muted jazz. Like a lo-fi jazz kind of coffee shop vibe. Okay. Man, see, this is one of those ones where all of them together sound amazing. I'll tell you what I'm keeping no matter what.

Rain on a tin roof, keeping that. rain on a window? That's on a chopping block for me. Really? I'm not saying I'm going to do it, but that and the lo-fi jazz are on a chopping block. I love fall candles and sweaters, comfy sweaters.

I think the jazz has got to go. Yeah? To be honest, when you said that, I don't even really know what that is. So if I don't know what it is, I'm not going to miss it. He doesn't seem like a lo-fi kind of guy, actually, now that I'm thinking about it.

Do you listen to music when you work? Not really. Obviously not when you're editing, but maybe when you were coding. When I was coding, yeah. yeah but are you listening to recording like dmx yeah just like hip-hop like whatever something strange about that a little bit it's a lot that's very jt yeah but definitely not while like now these days when i'm editing i can't listen to anything so it's impossible yeah it's

actually it's one of the worst parts of the job really so you're getting rid of muted jazz you're getting rid of rain you can also it sounds like you can still listen to other lo-fi music if that's your thing like yeah but it's not this is false stuff like it's not that's fine i'm just saying it's not that big of a thing to give up yeah i'm gonna have to go with jazz as well all right so what about just what do you give up rain rain on the window slash like a tin roof the smell of a fall candle scented candle or soft sweaters what do you give up then just whittle down one more that's really tough that's tough now and now i'm probably gonna go the the candle over the rain oh but you just said rain was on the chopping block with four i know but these things changed

constantly change constantly 30 seconds they constantly change because i can what can you do danny you're right you're right oh god he is so perplexed i don't know what are you getting rid of you gotta get rid of one i i'll uh i'll go with the rain fine i'm getting rid of the rain i'm getting rid of boo boo silent rain so yeah i'm going with the the candles because again i I can just smell other candles. I do lose all the fall ones, which is a big portion. But I mean, the answer of, I could just smell other candles. I mean, you're right, but the difference between, like, a fall spice-scented candle and, like, don't worry, I could just go smell grass candle.

Like, it's... I don't know about that. I mean, I can have, like, a summery candle in the fall. I'm fine with that. Like a forest knight's candle. This guy is whimsy. I think I'm getting rid of... I'm probably getting rid of the candle as well.

I mean, comfy sweaters, they have, like, plot armor. Can't get rid of comfy sweaters. Oh, my gosh. Rain on a roof, man? Can't beat that, I don't think. That's fair. When you're sleeping. That's fair.

All right, what do you got, JT? All right. I got a bit of a toughie here for you, I think. One has to go. Halloween costumes, candy, or all of your trick-or-treating memories. Wow. halloween costumes you could take the memories is it all the memories i don't even think i have any is it all year round candy just no more candy in the world yeah without costumes it wouldn't

even exist really i mean i'm not getting costume getting rid of costumes obviously i'd get rid of candy before costumes truly do you have three trick-or-treating memories off the top of your head you could you could tell me no okay i mean i'm sure i do but i'm not a great candy trade uh true i'm gonna get rid of the memories wow so toodaloo memories goodbye poof they're already gone it seems no i mean i i i have a few you might have taken this deal a while ago you don't remember no one of the one of the ones i have is of you being a menace stealing a bunch of candy from you know doesn't sound like a good memory everybody's trying to get their fair share Everybody's trying to take one piece of candy, and Antonio dumps the whole bowl into his bag.

Ah, you're that kid. Like a fucking little booger. It's not fair that Anthony was the one that really did it, and I'm getting blamed, and I got no one to help me. You both did it. Oh, so now there's more people, and it was Bartek, I think. Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in a while. Yeah, me neither. And maybe some people have never heard it ever.

I don't think they've ever heard it ever. Bartek from... Very Polish name. Oh, it couldn't be more Polish. Bartek. Bartek. He showed up to the park once with a shoe with three tongues. Not human tongues.

Yeah, the tongue of the shoe. Either way, I'm going to go with memories because I do like candy and I really like costumes. He always says costumes. Yeah, people always get gut on me for that. How do you say it? Costumes. How do you say it? Costume.

Costume. It's the tomb that they're all upset about. Because you do costumes? I go to shroom, I guess, whatever. Now I'm not sure what I say because I think maybe Danny's costumes has rubbed off on me. What other words sound like costume? I'll tell you this much. Posture.

Posture. And that one you say with the chur again, like costume, posture. Oh, I thought you said it sounded like costume. It kind of does. It's the T-U. It's the same sound. Are you asking for something that rhymes with costume? You said sounds like.

Wait, so would you say posture? No, no, of course not. I say posture. I say it the way you say costume. I don't know what I asked now. You said what word sounds like costume? And then you said posture. And I was like, what?

I'll tell you this much, and I might be in the minority. If it was just one has to go, candy or costumes, I'm getting rid of candy. I do not need candy in life. I need costumes. I need candy so bad. You can't get rid of Reese's, can you? I can't get rid of candy over any of these. I'm going costumes.

I think I can get rid of candy, I think. But Kit Kats, oh, my God. Yeah. The memories, these are the things, man, when you look back on your life, you're going to think about. this is yeah but i know but it's kind of all this like everybody's it's all the same like oh we all went trick-or-treating like i don't know you don't even know that anymore now i mean you know you did you just don't know how when where what you dressed as probably so if i see

kids trick-or-treating i'm like i wish i did that yes yes literally yes yeah but danny would just make up that he did anyway that's that's not true at all what does it matter like you know how danny makes up memories and like things for arguments this is ridiculous my point is uh this is something where i could see being danny like i'd be like oh yeah i trick-or-treated like when i was a kid like just make it up like no one it doesn't matter i feel like these could go yeah i don't know i people look people willingly give up candy no one willingly gives up their memories i can't i can't get rid of memories so you're going with costumes i'm going costume oh bad bad bad bad bad bad bad couldn't be a bad man was there anybody in your school that didn't participate in halloween

we had one in our school like for religious reasons i don't think this counts it was pagan oh i thought you're talking about oliver no no no oliver just kept wearing polos amanda the tiny one yes her mom believed the halloween was a pagan holiday which like is kind of true yeah but also but also like the way that we celebrate is not pagan i mean i guess like a lot of kids wear like devil masks and stuff but oliver didn't wear costumes it's not it's not a religious holiday by any means at least no one celebrates like that really yeah but um well look here here's the thing it says halloween costumes specifically so i still get costumes for whatever other reason oh fuck you fuck you fuck you i made the question fuck you so we have to get rid of all

candy ever and you can just still wear costumes not in halloween time yes yes you should have pick this one you can still switch i don't get a shit first of all you wait for us to pick it then you go well actually i could wear it because you used your uh listening comprehension wait so you can wear that costume i i can what about that what about that is halloween inherently i could be uncle sam on fourth of july if we're doing a christmas podcast i could be a santa thing this is bullshit jason this is not bullshit jason can i get rolling here bullshit yes you realize you guys are idiots when you get rid of costumes you're essentially annihilating halloween itself Yeah.

Like, it'll just no longer be a holiday. It'll be you and candy and your memories. But he's also getting rid of Santa and mall Santas. No, I'm not. I'm specifically not. No, he's not. No, no. Those costumes have to count.

He's getting rid of costumes. Literally, I wrote Halloween costumes. What is that? Well, can you give us Halloween candy then? No, it's just candy. Bullshit. Okay, let me read it out again one more time. One has to go.

Halloween costumes. Candy. All your trick-or-treating memories. What is going on? These are unbalanced. Yes, yes. So pick the Halloween costumes here. Why are you segmenting me into picking the thing?

Okay, are you switching then? No. So then they're not unbalanced, you dopes. Wait, wait, wait. What am I not switching? Are you switching to costumes? Are you getting rid of Halloween costumes? Just Halloween costumes.

Oh, yeah. I'll probably switch to costumes then. Are you? No, because it gets rid of a holiday. No, he's saying it gets rid of Halloween. Why? Why? Everyone on Halloween can now just dress up as Santa. No, that's a costume.

That's a Halloween costume. Your mother's a special woman. Why does that get... Why can't I do that? There are no costumes allowed all of the month of October. That's what I'd say. I'm going to need a ruling. That's what I'd say.

This is my question. I made the question. Okay, so we get rid of all Halloween costumes, so you're saying that I cannot dress up as Santa on Halloween. Honestly, you're not allowed to dress up anymore, ever. That's the rule. Specifically for you, that's how this question works because you're being annoying. I feel like I'm making a lot of sense.

Don't you agree? I don't know. He didn't even switch based off of me clarifying the rule. Because I like Halloween. All right. So then that's fine. And you're going to have to live with that. All right, fine.

Don't dress up as Santa. You're going to have to live with no candy. What about the Easter Bunny? Oh, wait, no. You picked memories. Yeah, I picked memories. Yeah, I'll probably go back to memories anyway. All right.

Jason, do you have one or are we going to Danny? You have one. Oh. it's like more theme though that's fine it's like zombie apocalypse oh wait wait so this is one has to go about a zombie apocalypse okay so you either get a silenced assault rifle protective bite-proof armor a highly dependable companion or unlimited clean water supply wait is this one has to go or you yeah one one has to go okay what is the gender of the companion Jesus Christ, dude.

What? You can't fuck them. Why? Well, no, no, no. It's his question. Can you kiss them? Yes, they're dependable. Well, they're highly dependable.

They have highly dependable kisses. Yeah. Okay, anyway. What was the fourth thing? Clean water supply, unlimited. You're gross, by the way. You're gross. I'm sorry.

You're a gross pee. Has anybody ever told you we were the last people on Earth? i still wouldn't have sex with you yeah my companion yeah i've been told that i was thinking about i don't know about sex i think just just in general um like be there as a person yeah i wouldn't be there if we were the last two people on earth that's a mean that's oh it was it was incredibly mean incredibly it was incredibly mean i i wouldn't try to save humanity like the lineage of humanity with you yeah yeah it was it was incredibly rude but it's fine it happens I think I'm not picking

well now that I know that we could kiss them and they kiss compassionately what was it dependably and they want to I'll get rid of the silencer silencer you'd rather have the armor

for sure best defense good offense I think I need the you run out of bullets eventually baby that's true and you'll find another gun Also, I mean, I guess I'm just going to go with it because it's the question, but I don't even think a silenced, like, a silenced rifle would not, not, would not, not attract zombies. Like, zombies would be attracted to that sound.

I mean, it'll help. Like, instead of zombies being attracted in a five-mile radius, it'll be a mile. For sure. Like, it helps. No, dude, you ever heard a silencer? You would not hear a silencer a mile away, 100%. Well, that, Christ. Well, just in the, if zombies were in the radius, though.

relax no no i'm saying it would have shortened the radius and zombies were in the radius you they would hear it oh man yeah like i i guess i guess so the radius would be super small though silencers do for an ar though silencers are kind of magic for an ar i know a pistol it's like silencers are are magic regardless i think the the companion needs to stay like you need somebody regardless of whether i can bang him or not also no one said it wasn't a dog by the way that's true is it a dog jason getting rid of it you're not gonna you're not gonna eat it no what no i'm just i don't i don't i mean i guess i'd rather that just be than being alone i'd rather have a dog but then oh man if the dog died i'd probably just so this is what i'm saying

in my what's the point of like even surviving an apocalypse if you're alone so well you're the last person on earth you'll find somebody it's just it's just oh it's a person aha we got you as a person how many how much ammo do i get with the rifle it's a great question yeah that's actually necessary i'd say limited but a good amount like 10 magazines you can always find i'm getting rid of the rifle that's a lot of magazines that's really not that many yeah but 10 clips yeah but how else are you ever gonna find or hold 10 magazines that's a great find if you have a silenced ar with 10 magazines it's a fantastic find but i think every other thing is better i have unlimited clean water how do we have that by the way i have unlimited clean water

i don't know maybe the those little pellets we have unlimited of those pellets but we have i have seven bullets it's his problem i don't know if you if you limit the water supply then the water's going they'll watch it be careful be careful and also if they're not dependable kissers they're going to no no no even if they're not dependable kissers that's fine i didn't in my head i didn't think you'd use this as like a fuck buddy. No, that's not even what I'm saying. I just want to know just like, you know, I'm playing all the situations

out of my head. Also, and we're saying kiss. It's a girl. So? I knew that wouldn't have mattered. I just so knew that wouldn't have mattered. I'll take one for the team and repopulate the earth. You're not the last people. You're not the last people.

Is that taking one for the team? Is that what that is? I mean, yeah, kind of for me. Okay. and for them probably why you're a beautiful man yeah i know but i just don't know i don't know my way around this place you know we need to okay it was very good very good you gotta get rid of the armor i'm getting rid of the ar dude how are you getting rid of bite-proof armor in a zombie apocalypse how are you gonna defend yourself even if you have the bite-proof armor bro if you don't have a gun how are you gonna defend yourself i have a knife crowbar i'll find another you'll

find ammo yeah this is the most there's more guns than people in this country exactly so i'll find a gun i have a zombie proof armor nah you gotta put that on every morning oh my god so jokes on you not taking it off i don't know what zombies do it also you gotta think about other uh because guys you ever watched walking dead the biggest threat in the zombie apocalypse is not zombies it's true yeah i'll be honest i watched that show they got bit by a lot of goddamn zombies The zombies seem to be the problem. And Negan. But then he's good.

It doesn't matter. What are you getting rid of, Jason? The armor. Oh, my God. Two armless. Okay. But if we're in the same group, we all have companions. It's a nice little community.

We have armor. You two have weapons. We all have unlimited water. We win in a fight. It's not bulletproof armor. True. What? They win if they were to fight us.

They're becoming the bad guys. Oh, yeah. Immediately you're the bad guys. Actually, you know what? Guess what? Give me your armor now because I have the gun. That's a really good point. Yeah, but you don't know where I stored my waterproof pellets.

I don't need that. I still have that too. That's a great point, honestly. Yeah, but you know what I can do? I could know where your base is, and because I have zombie-proof armor, I could gather a bunch of zombies, a whole horde, and bring them to you. And what are your ten magazines going to do against 4,000 zombies? Nah, your armor definitely has, like, an Achilles heel. Like, is there armor on the heel, Jason?

No, there's definitely a weak point. All the joints are going to be... If a zombie bit me... I don't know if you can just lead a parade of zombies. No, I can figure it out because I also smear the zombie guts on me. And just in case it goes... You don't even need the armor. No, but what if it doesn't go right?

Or if it rains? Think of everything. I don't want him on my team. I'm joining you guys. I'll steal his armor and I'll give it to you. We'll take his armor. Okay. There's part of me that wants to get rid of water, but that could be a big problem.

I definitely wouldn't get rid of armor. Unless we're working together. You get the gun. I'll keep the unlimited water. No, but then we're just having everything. That's not fair. They have two guns. We need to do whatever we can.

All right, I'll get rid of the water. You get rid of the gun. No. Okay, fine. You get rid of the gun. I'll get rid of the water. No. I'm holding the gun.

I'm getting the gun. I almost got him. Why don't you get rid of your companion? No. No. Oh. No. Game is your life.

He's taking over the team. No, Danny. No, I mean, she's also dependable in the battle, I'm assuming. Yeah. That's one thing. Exactly. All right. Anyway.

Can mine be a he? Okay. Do you want me to go? I think we only have one more time for one more. Only one more? I think so. Doesn't anybody have a really good one that they like? Let me see.

I have one that I like. You guys probably won't think it's really good, but I like this one. So, let's see. there should be a quick one okay one has to go snickers milky way three musketeer snickers milky way yeah not a fan of the nougat no i'm not a fan of the nougat the nougat's so good yeah milky way i don't like um snickers gotta go i don't like the nuts three you said milky way yeah oh that's the no one else said that right that's one oh wait did you say i said three musketeers oh wait wait what'd you say i said snickers wait so what am i thinking of maybe

three musketeers which wait but three musketeers is all nougat so you wouldn't get rid of that is that all nougat all new oh now i remember that's like the fluffy one yeah yeah but so i didn't i know that's what we're talking about i don't like the chewier nougat i think that's three musketeers because that has caramel in it caramel no no no milky way milky has caramel three musketeers is all homogenous one thing it's chocolate covered nougat i didn't think it was nougat but i three musketeers underrated candy it tastes like a like biting into like a like a pillow it's so soft and delicious looky halfway through it it's like it's so much that you kind of get sick of it a little bit yeah but for sure who buys a full milky way bar no we're talking

about three musketeers who buys a full three musketeers bar i only eat them in those little those little singles yeah i'll tell you snickers not going anywhere for me that is a delicious candy bar. Snickers actually sucks, I think. And the Snickers ice cream bar. Oh, so good. It's so good. That's not candy.

You made it different. I know, but it's really good. That would go as well. How many Snickers bars do you think you could eat? Probably not a lot. The caramel would be too much for my teeth. Too much for my teeth. Yeah.

I'm not kidding. I'm not going to do it. I think I could eat a hundred Kit Kats. All right. Someone else go. We all know that's not true. I could definitely eat a hundred Kit Kats. The full four?

No, the sticks. Oh, so you mean like 200 sticks. So you mean 50 Kit Kats, and really probably a little less than that. Why is it less? Because the two bar, the fun size Kit Kats aren't even as big as the real bar size. Let's clarify here. What could you eat 100 of? The sticks?

Dicks. That's enough. I have one here. He nailed it. I have a quick one here. He got me. I have, one has to go. Never sleep again.

never eat candy again never stop hearing whispers and never see the sunlight again one has to go oh my god wait was candy in there sleep wait sleep will just kill you am i immune to that you'll feel like tired let's say like you won't die forever yeah you won't die you won't die that sounds awful that's awful so never sleep again never eat candy again never stop hearing whispers and never see sunlight again so even if you pick one you get the other three candy oh wait what yeah if you say if you get rid of never eat candy again then you can then you hear whispers and you see you can't see sunlight and you never sleep oh and i'm getting rid of sleep i need to sleep because candy it's the easiest one i'll just never eat candy i'll hear the

whispers and i won't see the sunlight but i can sleep at least yeah i agree you're saying these are all bad things you're cursed with and one bad thing can go okay i'm going i'm going to sleep at least i won't be constantly tired yeah never see the sunlight never see the sunlight's tough I might get rid of that one. I don't really care about candy, honestly. Like, I like candy, but I don't love candy. Yeah, but getting rid of that would be quite the mistake. Although I have had, have you ever had a Nerds gummy cluster?

Danny, we've had, we've been sharing them. Oh my god. Those are amazing. They're so good. They're like crack. They are very good. He has said that three separate times. They're so good.

Every time I see them in 7-Eleven, I go, I need these right now. It is just basically little nuggets of Nerds rope. It is. But somehow, in the different shape, it is better. Dude, things in different shapes taste better. It's true. It's true. Sorry.

Okay. This is mine. So you're in charge of a haunted house. All right. Okay. Where's it located? I don't know. Connecticut.

Yeah. Okay. That's a good one. Tuxedo, New York. No, I don't want it there. Okay. Connecticut. Thank you.

Are you going to get rid of fog machines, strobe lights, scare actors, or disgusting smells i love this i love this role play question what's the maximum capacity in technically at a time 15 people can go through but it's because they're all in different it's like groups of two in different spots okay that's a big haunted house it's a it's a it's a nice haunted house that's why we have to be in connecticut because of the sounds like a cash cow honestly it's gonna be awesome what's the name whatever you want with me well it's important because if it's called antonio's scare it's antonio's shack of fog i can't i need the fog machine no no it's it's just it's just called you know yeah antonio's antonio's scream shack i think i'm getting rid of the fog

not the smell the fog the strobe lights like the ambiance the fog can't see anything strobe lights are more effective i think i get rid of the smells no i'm trying to smell so immersive i'm trying to scare you guys but i'm also trying to make sure you still have like a good time and like i don't want to i want the only sense of yours i want to you know um impose upon is the the fear i don't want to mess up your nose yeah but the sense stay in your brain that you'll remember that you remember that haunted house forever you'd be like oh remember that room smelled like poop that's disgusting i don't want to go to this haunted house but to be fair if i was retelling a memory of the a haunted house i would be like yo haunted haunted i say yo bro you don't understand

There's this one room just smelt like cut-off legs. You know what I mean? Of the haunted houses I've been to, I cannot remember any of them smelling, honestly. Because it's a new thing now. It is a new thing. You've got to keep up with the business. I don't want it. You know what?

I'm actually somewhat inclined to agree with you. I might get rid of the fog. Dude, you guys are going to smell like shit, and you could actually fix that problem, but you'd rather get rid of fog in a haunted house? Are you guys crazy? i'm living in bizarro land right now i agree well it's not just you guys want your house to smell like shit we're not just why does the scent have to be poop you said poop oh did you well no it doesn't have to be poop but i would that was just one example so what you're gonna walk into

your house you're gonna have no smell oh it can be it can be like at first it smells like chocolate willy wonka type vibes and then all of a sudden you see what's behind the curtains and bad things are happening dude that would actually be kind of sick pretty sick that'd be cool like you walk through the you walk through the haunted house like he said it starts with chocolate but then like you pump in like weird hints of like what oh what is that chocolate gone bad just corpses oh that'd be that'd be a scary haunted that's a cooler haunted house and you just what do i have to go into your house with a nose plug trash oh look i don't know mine doesn't smell what are you talking no it has no sense oh i'm in this haunted house and there's so much fog i can't

see anything i'm so scared that's what i'd say i don't know i don't know what's going on i can't what do you mean you can't smell what is your say again it said bad smells no yeah yeah artificial bad smells mine is still going to artificial smells let's say artificial smells mine is still gonna smell like basic everyday ordinary life it's gonna smell it's actually gonna smell like fog machine yeah which is which is so taking me out of the experience because like obviously these haunted people don't have fog someone's pumping this in crazy uh you ever see low-lying fog very cool you have to chill it yeah i don't want to go to your stinky haunted house bro that the willy wonka thing was a good idea thank you way cooler than your fog filled no sense can't

smell house i i have never been to a haunted house that smelled you guys are sacrificing classic classic pieces to haunted houses over this like new thing you just thought of which i i don't i'm surprised they didn't even put this on his list i've never heard of this Well, at the Universal Studios, the art, the clown house, you know, what's it called? Terrifier. One of the rooms is just a bathroom. His bathroom, just shit. So he was thinking of poop.

Yeah. And people said it was like, it was so sickening. Real poop? It was scary. Real poop? I don't think it was real poop. Worker has to come in and take a shit every day before the park opens. Getting paid to shit on the job.

But no, it's probably like a fart bomb, I'm assuming. They also have a really cool effect, which I probably wouldn't like. But if you're going to Universal, you would do this where you get sprayed with water, but the lighting makes it look like it's blood. We could do that, but chocolate. Oh, that could be fun. Willy Wonka. Yeah.

Oh, you don't know if it's blood or chocolate? River. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're not allowed. Have you ever been to a haunted house farm? It's like a bunch of different haunted houses in one place. There's one in New York.

I forgot what it's called. We went to Bayville. Yeah, Bayville Scream Park. I went to a haunted it's like so it's a corn maze but in the in the

I don't know October month I guess they turn it into a haunted corn maze so while you're trying to figure out this maze like guys with chainsaws

jump out at you honestly that that would suck that's sick like being in a haunted maze and now you're getting chased by a chainsaw I was like bro

I'm just trying to get out of here like this is horrifying already it's a good idea I feel like I would not do good in a corn maze you don't have like a key right like a what

you don't have like a Oh, like a direction map? No, right? No. So how do you figure it out? You just double back. You take turns. Honestly, mazes themselves, like paper mazes, are hard enough when you can see all the paths.

Now I can only see corn walls. Well, the problem is people are chasing you. But technically, if you just stick to one wall, you'll get your way out. As people say, I don't believe that. I don't believe that. So if a maze has – there are mazes that it doesn't work for. But for very basic standard mazes, that does work. But if there's mazes where there's, what do they call them, like, unconnected walls, I think it could not necessarily work.

What does that mean? What's it like? Like what? Like, what's an unconnected wall? Well, like, so. Like, if there's just one here, like, randomly, like, there's an open space. If there's random stuff like that, I think it could throw off that strategy. I feel like you should still be able to do it, though.

I don't know. You'll look it up. I don't know either. I'm sure the haunted actors also kind of, if you're taking too long, scare you into the right way or something. True. They got to turn you over. You know, it's a money thing. It's a business, baby.

Yeah, they got to get out of there. You ever get chased by a chainsaw in a haunted house? In Bayville Stream Park, I did. We did, right? It was very scary. We went through a pirate one, and the pirates just saw Danny, and they knew, oh, they got their guy. And they just kept going after him.

They just smelled the fear on me. In fact, all of us were kind of just, it almost, they were going after him so much, we were almost confused as to, is this a scary thing? They just kept going after him. That's their job. You know, they got to kind of look at the group and go, who's the guy? True.

The people who are making eye contact are just like, oh, God. Yeah. Well, Danny walking around like this probably was selling it. Did you see the thing where you can go to Universal Horror Nights or whatever and buy something, an extra price that you wear, which makes you not get scared as much? Yeah. It's a necklace you get. And if you turn the light on, they won't touch you. Because, like, their main base is, like, they could touch you and scare you.

That's kind of cool. Just don't go. I mean, if we're going to do this, just don't go. I'm going to go see. Yeah, but you're not going to wear the thing. It depends. I'll get one if I'm, like, going into a bar that's themed and I'm just trying to, like, because actors come in, I'm like, bro, I'm just trying to drink.

Get away from me. Boo. I don't need someone scaring me while I have my beer and, like, shake my arm. Oh, immerse yourself. They're not going to spill your beer. Why not? That's what I would do. More beer.

And also, you're right. They're not spilling my beer because I'm not getting a beer. I'll get like a Jameson or something. Either way, I think that's stupid. Well, you gotta. Just go to the park. If you don't want to get scared, don't go to the scary park. I feel like it's fine to go get scared and not want to be touched.

I feel like that's fine. Yeah, but you just said touching. Yeah, it's touching. From what I saw, they also don't come up and like scare you. No, it's just like touching kind of. i'm sure he knows more i saw a tiktok about it oh there you go it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't just touch yeah and they also video tape themselves going through and they like they show you oh you mean through the houses it's just through the the park i don't know the park

now you don't know with the with the with the actors and then the actors are like supposed to not come up and scare you no no the the each the park also has like haunted houses set up that you walk through wait it's got a light that you turn on and off yeah you just turn it on when you're like holding a beer that's what i'm saying that's what i said okay that's literally what i said what is this beer holding situation is so dumb protect the beer it's so simple if you want to go to a haunted house park and you don't want to be scared then don't go if you want to be scared and go to the haunted house park then go i don't want them to spill it makes no sense it's like it's like going to a water park and like oh can i get the extra pass where no water touches me

it makes no sense that's so dumb you're right but if I'm at the water park I don't want to get wet passed why are you here

if I'm at the water park and I go up to the bar I would put on my don't get wet pass so the people don't come up to me and dump buckets of water on me

that doesn't happen at a water park it doesn't happen at this fucking whatever you're talking about you've never been this doesn't happen

this is a fake this is a fake scenario Antonio has an espresso martini and somebody like boss comes and scares him it doesn't happen you don't know that

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