Picky Boys Podcast - Our Teacher Scarred Us For Life!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #291

Episode Date: September 10, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss living life as a pregnant person, how to use a plunger, JT hacking his teacher's computer, and our teacher's horrifying story! leave a comment down below, and enjoy the episode! New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

maybe someone died up there i think someone did wait really oh here we go now everyone's don't say who's room i'm sorry you guys aren't on the same wavelength as me you guys i'm not always talking about 9-11 my car just whistles it constantly whistles you guys you might you might not want to listen to this part i didn't want like i was trying to skate around the part the thing he actually said all right here we go it's coming that's not right i can feel it kicking I can feel it kicking. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. The Preggie Boys podcast.

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subscribe to the boys patreon and then stop it's october all right well don't stop don't stop well you know i'm just saying if you if you were to do that yes this would be the month just by a year 10 10 off the year oh god the fucking call no it's this one was it was just uh there was just a little scratchy in my throat a little scratchy so i didn't want to start i want to sound like a smoker oh we are on we're on day two by the time this comes out will be day four but we're on day two yeah of pregnancy what do you guys think honestly i went to my my glasses were on the floor upstairs and i i i picked them up like yeah how was your sleep i was a side sleeper last night i slept right on my stomach usually on my belly you killed your baby no i don't know you can't

do that you sleep i sleep sorry i it was fine i sleep sideways i think i clipped a little bit of but maybe, you know. I definitely rolled less. Like, it just was nice. Well, that's like the thing where when you have a blackout friend, someone who's really drunk, you put a backpack on them full of books

and you lay them on your side and they can't, it's like a tortoise, they can't roll over. Oh, that's a good, that's pretty smart because then they can't choke on their own vomit. Yeah, we don't want any of that happening.

True. So, you know, and they might be confused, get up and just go to school for some reason. Yeah. But, you know. Can we tell pregnant women now in the future that we know exactly how they feel?

Yes. I'd say yes. Yes. I'd say obviously yes. Yes. Yes, for sure. For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure. I've noticed I'm way less aware of my surroundings.

When I turn, I'm knocking stuff over. Yeah, JT almost knocked over half the things on that table. Yeah, I had to squeeze by and I side swiped the table. It feels like it's changed my center of gravity. I feel like I walk baby first now. Were you walking not stomach first before? Not really. What, were you walking sideways?

No, but I'm saying, like, I really lead with the stomach. Like, I, like, go forward and, like, almost, like, lean back. You know what? You always kind of do walk like that. No, I don't walk like that. You stand like that, too. You kind of stand like this. No, he doesn't.

Yes, he does. No, I do not. He kind of does. Almost, you know, kind of like that. He does now. Now I would. I've been liking this. I feel like this is fun.

Wow, that looks really good. Yeah, it does. Can we see that? I can't reach it anymore. That looks really good. That looks good. That looks good. That looks really good.

It really feels like a wonderful, like a warm embrace of my baby. And it's a little shelf, too. It is a shelf. Oh, my God. It's such a great little shelf. I don't know if I'm talking to the mic. I just stay on my phone like this, and I rest my phone. It's like when you're a 50-year-old dad, a 50-year-old European dad that has the shelf,

and they just lay their phone on it. I have that. Yeah, no, I was doing that today. I was editing the podcast, and I had it here. You had a little bowl of Cheerios? Yeah. A little snack bowl. You know those suction cup things that stick to your windshield of a car?

Which ones? Where are we going with this? To put your phone on it or whatever. The one you also put in the shower, that one? Yeah, the one you put in the shower, like a big suction cup like this. A huge suction cup thing. Do you think you could stick it on to a pregnant woman's belly? I don't think they'd appreciate it.

Well. I'm going to go with yes. It depends how shaved. Because I feel like that's a harder skin, right? Like, it's harder. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

Because you can't stick it onto your arm, let's say. It's definitely firmer. You mean it's tighter. You mean it's tighter. Yeah. It is tighter, yeah. But that's why you can't... Yeah.

I think this is right. I think you just, like, lick it a little bit and pop, put it right on. Yeah, I was picturing a bald man's head. If you could do it to a bald man's head... Oh, you could definitely do it to a bald man's head. So then if you could do it to a bald man's head... You ever see the... You could put a plunger on a bald guy's head.

I think it still depends on the head shape. I guess so. The bald guy probably won't be happy about it either. He would be less happy, especially after one of Danny's plungers. Jesus. True. Plungers, I feel like, I don't really know how they work, honestly. They're pushing a big air bubble.

Yeah, I think that's what it is. Down underneath so that it jostles anything that's stuck there, I guess. But you can also use it without the air, I think, and you'll just be moving water around then. If you, like, when you put it in, if you get rid of all the air, kind of, and then put it down there and then do this motion, it's flattening and then opening, and that's moving water back and forth. It's hitting whatever is clogging the thing.

Also, you ever – I feel like I'm pretty good at unclogging a toilet now. Like, I can do – I have a bunch of tips and tricks. Yeah, me too. Like, if the plunger doesn't work and you're in dire straits, You put a little bit of dish soap in the toilet, close the lid, fill it up as high as it goes. And then something about that, like the dish soap, like loosens anything that's stuck. And then you close the lid and that creates pressure. And it's like wants the toilet wants to suck the water down.

There is no way that has ever worked. It definitely works. First of all. And second of all, if your plunger doesn't work, sometimes what I do is pre-plunge. You kind of take the plunger and spin it clockwise, so now it has like centripetal force, and then you plunge, and whew. That's the toilet going? Yeah. But you're acting like if you close the toilet lid, it becomes an airtight seal.

Not one toilet does that. Not one toilet does that. It's less air. I don't know. That's what they say. They say close the toilet, and it'll – You know what my dad did once? My dad saw, have you ever seen the toilet plunger where you just hook it kind of in

the hole and it's an air cannon? Yes. It goes, fuzhing. I've always wanted one of those. It goes, fuzhing. Yes. My dad got it. He's like, I'm not fucking unclogging all your little shits anymore.

My brother's massive shits. Tiny body's massive shits. I know. I've heard, actually. It's huge. So he shoved it in. And if you haven't used it for the first time, you're in for a surprise. Because if it's not a perfect airtight seal.

It's going to blow shit at you. right up in his face dude just go all the water everything in there right back at him and you know

he's like a little well no one likes shit in their face I was gonna say don't call him a gerophobe cause he doesn't want shit in his eyes

I was gonna call him a little bitch but I would be upset too all over be careful when you use those that's crazy I've always wanted one of those you know what I've always

also wanted you ever see the gun it's filled with salt and it's like a bug killer yeah I've always wanted first of all

That seems really hard. Dude, flies are so fast. How is anybody, what kind of aim? Put these people on the sniping team. How are we going to hit a fly? Why does that work? I don't think it works very well. I thought it works very well.

I used it before. I don't remember if I, I don't think I ever used it on a bug, but we were shooting each other with it. It didn't feel like enough force. And my cousin said, yeah, we've tried it on bugs. It doesn't really work. Well, what kind of bugs are you killing out there? This sounds like a country thing.

Yeah, it might be like the horse flies at the beach kind of thing. Big bugs. They just shrug that off. Yeah. It's just a flesh wound. Yeah. Yeah, I've always wanted to try that. I think we could probably get one kill with it at least of a regular fly.

Let's get it. First of all, no one's hitting that the first shot. Come on. What are we doing here? And then there's just salt. Is it actually salt? Yeah. So there's just salt everywhere.

Yeah. I don't want that. You all the way down at the end of the table? I need salt on my steak. that'd be cooler we could do that with every condiment that would be fun yeah weird invention i don't know who made that up some freak he's like you know instead of just smacking the shit out of these flies with this fly swatter what if we shot him next there'll be a fly but it doesn't make sense because like bugs don't really move like you like you ever see a bug like on a

on a wall they don't move until you get there which is like always why it's hard to catch them they're crafty son of a bitch but if you're but if you're far away not not moving target and the salt goes quick, maybe you can get them. And I know everyone's been talking about these spotted lanternflies, but I want to say something real quick about them.

Real quick. I saw one in a couple the other day, and I, you know, I was doing the, oh, I'm going to approach a bug and kill it kind of shuffle. You don't need all that.

Kind of shuffle. Bro, I couldn't get, I couldn't do it. Oh, you couldn't kill it? I couldn't get it. I would go and I'd put my stomp and I'd go, fly away.

They're very fast. Some of them are very fast and some of them are incredibly slow and don't move at all. They just let death come to them. Well, that's like people. That's what I've seen.

Yeah. It's like people. Some are like, you know what? Just do it. The, like, two I've killed, I could have walked up to it, asked it how its day was, and then just stomped on it. Yeah, just salt gun. It's weird.

It's like, once you see one, you see a million. There's a lot of them. Like, they definitely have, like, I guess, hives or something. And talk about bug problem. Oh, no. Uh-oh. No, dude. Remember a while ago I said there was some kind of bee infestation that got loose?

Did anybody see the new video of the city? No. I'm going to send this to Jason. Jason, pop this up. I saw the lantern flies in the city. Oh, the Times Square thing? Yeah, I did see that. Bro.

Is this Flight of the Bumblebee? Bro. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait until the beekeeper comes, trying to put these things down. Is he there yet? No. Look at that.

And we talked about it recently. That would be your actual nightmare. Your actual fake nightmare. Yeah, true. I think if that guy, I think you just have to get the queen, put it in a box, and the rest will follow it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thousands of bees. Oh, which one's wearing the crown?

What are you talking about? How would you ever, ever know? They're good at it, man. They're professionals. I would lose my mind. No, you can tell because it will always be in a place where there are a lot of bees. I watch a lot of beekeeper videos on TikTok. I know we're supposed to save them.

I just guessed those things. There's too many. If I'm walking to my school back in the day and I was just attacked by a swarm of bees, I'm like, first of all, going home. I get it. I get how this day is going, going home. But I would be so terribly disgusted by all those bees. There's a park in Brooklyn that just has a beehive.

They cultivate it. A beehive? One beehive? They make beehives so that they, I don't know, save the bees. But that means that there's bees in the park. That also means that one bee revolution, it's ground zero for bees. I just don't... I don't know what that means.

Honestly, I have no idea what that means. If a bee revolution ever starts, we know where it's coming from. Okay, you're saying Ground Zero is where it all started. Isn't that what that is? I guess so. If you say Ground Zero to New Yorker, we have a different connotation. Oh, is that 9-11? I also didn't realize what the bee revolution was.

I'm sorry you guys aren't on the same wavelength as me today. I'm not always talking about 9-11. Sorry. Let's try to relax. Well, it's almost 9-11. Actually, it is 9-11. Oh, wait. Today it's 9-11 it comes out?

Oh. 20, what year is it? 30 years old? 22 years. Oh. What is 30 years coming up? Oh, Jurassic Park. Not right.

Very different. No, because I would- The dinosaurs, 9-11. Yeah, the dinosaurs. Yeah, true. Yes. Yeah. Sometimes the release days of these things get a little mixed.

I have a story from high school. Oh. It's this story finally just got unlocked because the statute of limitations just passed. Oh. So I can tell it legally. Okay. Oh, also, I just realized tomorrow's 9-11. Sorry.

It's not today. This is the 10th. Whatever. Tomorrow's 9-11. Whatever. Watch this tomorrow. It's what we get for trusting Danny. Truly, me and JT had a lapse of judgment believing him.

Sorry. It's 9-11 adjacent. Anyway, regardless. 9-11 and Jason. JT's story. Yeah, this story just got unlocked. The lore just became available. Statues Unlimited.

Okay. Yeah. Basically, when I was in high school, I had a close friend, right? And this close friend was failing all of his classes by the last semester and was about to get kicked out. I think if you're failing like one to three, you can go to summer school. If you're failing four, you get kicked out, I think. And he's failing four, right? And so me and this friend, we came up with a plan.

Really, I came up with it and executed it and everything, but to, you know, not get him kicked out. And so what I did was after school, I went to the teacher's computer and I had a key logger on a USB stick. I put it in a key logger, of course, keeps track of all of his keystrokes and everything he types. I left it in there for a couple of days and then I came back, like downloaded the information and got his password to our online schooling grading system. And then I didn't do anything with it. I just said, here's his username. Here's his password. Do what you want, dude.

But do not say it was me. And, yeah, he changed all of his grades from completely failing to, like, 90s. And he told me also that for some reason he was able to go into his other classes and change the grades for that. It's a one network? It's one network. If you're the science teacher, you could change the math grades, I guess. Wait, dude. First of all, so a failing student went from failing to valedictorian?

And no one was saying, you know, this kid. That's a bad criminal. You have to change it to barely passing. Or, you know what? Even low 80s. I'll give him low 80s. I'm all right with that. He didn't get caught, though.

Did you commit a crime? It's definitely like a cyber crime for sure. Did you see anything else? So, like, how do you know what the password is? Because it does all the keystrokes, right? Yeah. You just figure it out. You guys want his password?

Yeah. Sure, what was his password? Wait. Hopefully it's changed. Yeah, yeah. It was botany. The study of... He's a science teacher.

He's such a fun nerd, dude. It's the study of plants, I think. He's a science teacher. Did you see any other weird searches on there? That's true. You know, I didn't look through it that much. I think I literally just control-F'd. I knew his email already,

because all the teachers' emails are public. So I just control-F'd his email, and then found what was the next thing he typed after typing his email. And it's a bot. No numbers? Nope. No numbers?

An exclamation? Nope. I can't say that word properly, by the way. True. Yeah, so he didn't get expelled, and then he got expelled the next year for a different reason. Happens. You know what?

That tracks. That makes sense. That makes sense. What did he get expelled for? Well, he got expelled for the same thing I got in trouble for. That one hasn't been unlocked yet. That one, maybe in 20 years. It was unlocked on Twitch.

Yeah, I don't know. I got expelled. Twitch.tv slash the picky boys. By the way, I was the lookout man for this operation. You were an accomplice of the crime? I was an accomplice. I wasn't going to, you know, incriminate you here. Expose me like this?

But, hey, look, he's surrounded by a bunch of fucking criminals. Danny was the lookout. He was an accomplice here. Yeah, I was. I was just, like, standing outside the door making sure nobody came. He was going to, if he saw the teacher coming, he was going to go, caw, caw, caw. Why is there a bird in the school? Oh, God.

Did, uh, he could see everything. Everything in there? You could see everything in there? Can you see other students' grades? Yeah, everything. Which year was it? Freshman year. I also, what's it called?

So I downloaded the Keylogger onto a USB stick, right, and tested it on my own PC first, right? Incriminating. Then a month after this is all over, I got the password, everything's good, we're all gravy, baby. A month later, it pops up on my PC, like, your free trial for this Keylogger is over. Like, please put in your credit card to continue.

And I go, oh, that means that he's going to get that message tomorrow. Oh, my God. You know, there's nothing that can be done. That's crazy. But at this point, it would already be the summer, right? Because this is fourth quarter. It would already be the summer. So when he comes back, there's already too much time has passed.

I mean, the crime, we're clean. There's also no way they, it's not one teacher that does the same computer every time. It alternates, right? That's true. I mean. Not one teacher owns a classroom. But some people definitely had their classrooms that were theirs. Yeah, but not freshmen, I feel like.

This is also like, these are like 30 and 40 and 50-year-olds in 2012, 2011. It's like, these guys don't know what a keylogger is. What is this pop-up spam? Yeah. Even though just. I've got a virus. Wasn't he a detective? All right, well, let's not.

He was a detective. Wasn't he a detective? He's an ex-detective. He was actually a hero. He was actually a hero. No, no, no, that's. Oh, as a different person? We have two detective teachers?

Oh, the one that got shot in the leg? Yeah. It's not him. Other guy. Other guy. Other guy. I would never do that to such a hero. No, but that means he would have saw it and went,

huh, that's weird. Crime deleted. Crime deleted. He would never have known. Oh, shit. Danny was in there. Saul. That means Danny was in there.

Saul, the grades being changed, went, I'm failing freshman year anyway. That was the plan. True. Well, I thought that was a step forward. That was an extra crime. crime if you also changed yours yeah yeah like i was i was the lookout man but i wasn't like oh i wasn't going down with the ship danny you guys were all going down if if someone walked

in and caught the three of you you're all going down you might as well what's the difference you you you kill seven people you kill a hundred you might as well like you did you're doing the crime already i don't know because the other incident that they went to i didn't go down for either so i'm pretty good i'm pretty good at wiggling out of situations plausible deniability here and there I didn't know what they were doing in there. They just told me to keep looking out just in case a teacher came by. They were just like, we've got to do something in there. And I went, OK.

Maybe they were kissing. I don't know. That's a good rallying call. Then they would have been expelled. That's true, too. Catholic high school. Very Catholic high school. Oh, that's a good point.

You wouldn't have came up with that on the fly. You're crying. No. You wouldn't have been able to come with that. That's a great line. First of all, also, I was already failing one quarter. That year, one quarters of good grade would not have fixed it. That's fair.

I was on the Hindenburg already. It was already going down. There's no point in trying to put out the fire, babe. Danny, if you, man, that's a really good excuse. If you came up with, yeah, they said they wanted some alone time, and I said, I didn't want to do anything. And then he made you two kiss in this imaginary story, a lot happening for you there.

Wait, why would he have made them kiss just to prove it? No, I meant in your story now, in your world, they were kissing. So whatever story you're making. I guess so. But if the teacher came in and said, what are you doing on the computer? This sounds like the start of porn. What were you doing in here? I don't believe you.

Prove it. The ages are not right. But yeah, something close. No. I never. I would never. I would never. You guys are a bunch of criminals over here.

You got high grades. A bunch of criminals over here. Yeah, I know. Yeah. It's all right. It's like a minor. That's a tiny crime. I think I looked it up.

It was definitely a serious crime. But I was also very much a minor at the time. That's true. So, you know, I don't think they would prosecute like that. That teacher, that same teacher, we were freshman, dude. And he wound up being my core teacher eventually, too. Really? Because my young, hot core teacher wound up doing young, hot things

and banging and getting married and ditching out of there. Okay. So the old guy stepped in. And he was telling me stories when he was a cop. So how a mother, like, a mother was. Yeah. Yeah. I know where this one's going.

Did he tell you, too? Yeah, dude. Why does he tell everybody that? He needs to stop traumatizing his kids. You can tell the story. Why does he tell everybody that? Who is this? He didn't tell me this.

I don't even know what teacher you're talking about, honestly. That's fine. Not important. It's Mr. It's like how you're not. Oh. Why we do this. Bleep that one, Jason.

Bleep that one. Bleep that one. Bleep that one. So, you know, there's a thing where you're not supposed to drive with a baby on your lap while you're driving. because obvious first of all well yeah because a crash would there's not i don't think a baby's good enough of a cushion to stop that and it happened and he talked in detail about the scene and what what the mom was doing and how the baby looked i was like jesus dude like we're doing chemistry like it's day it's week one relax he told me how a woman was jogging and a car went

off the road hit her leg and her leg detached like completely off but she was still feeling pain in the leg and screaming. I'm like, we are children. We are children. We are fresh out of eighth grade. Phantom pain. I wonder if he was traumatized and he had to get it out and his only outlet was these children. That guy was definitely not going to

therapy. He was definitely not going. So we were the therapy. With the baby story, he said basically that this baby in the back kept crying, kept crying, kept crying, and mom was like, all right, real quick. I think maybe she might have been in the passenger seat even, but she

grabbed the baby and was like rocking it they got into a crash you guys you might not want to listen this is the part i didn't want like i was trying to skate around the part the thing he actually said why did he tell two groups of children and probably many more different types of children that dude it was so unbelievably let me clear his name a little i think he actually now that I remember he said that another detective said that

not him yeah oh yeah that's what yeah my friend did this yeah okay wait but he didn't

even teach like didn't he teach science yes oh earth like science

he didn't teach any criminal nothing because like the other guy the other detective he taught some pretty gruesome stuff

but that's because it was like a forensics criminology class makes sense even that story still shouldn't be in there

in forensics criminology i mean yeah the the the other guy he taught forensics criminology and it was really heavy like a really heavy class like on many occasions he would show us like slide shows of like people with like their heads blown off and like blood trails and everything because we were looking at like blood pattern like blood splatter pattern and but to try to lighten it up in between those he would just show us pictures of his vacations so it would be like brutal murders like three dead bodies and then it would

just be like planes and he goes oh well this is me at the Cape Cod and then next slideshow another person just like their arms

chopped off but aren't you seniors take that class? yeah that's 18, 19 we were older at that point that's 17, 18

I mean it was still very gruesome so crazy freshman freshly some people were still 13 right?

yeah I think some people were definitely still 13 until december that is you want you made me unlock that jason if it's fun leave it in maybe if it's fine oh it's fine if it's fine leave it in listen these things happened i don't know what to tell you yeah definitely don't uh if you have a baby this is probably pretty obvious now but you know don't don't hold it while you're in the front seat i think it's highly illegal too oh yeah don't hold your baby in the front seat it's like bro you have a seat belt on and also i mean i don't

believe i believe that these things do happen but for all we know this is some crazy guy he could have made up the stories i don't we don't fucking know anything it could be embellished it does for sure embellished but whatever have you ever seen like it's crazy the things that we know now today are so like so obvious to us like car seats and seat belts and all this stuff but like have you ever seen when like the seat belt law went into effect in the u.s and they would like interview people people were like livid they were like if i don't want to wear a seat belt i shouldn't have to wear a seat belt i mean you could still not i mean yeah yeah but like it's now it's just like it feels so obvious it's like yeah i don't want to die so i'm gonna wear the seat belt yeah

or what airbags there was no airbags i'm sure i'm sure the people like i don't want no balloons in my car like it's all like all the same shit yeah i don't know i think my car still doesn't have airbags some people never learn that's not good that's not good jt's car was a saw trap at some point there was whoever was in the passenger seat if you open up his car handle because don't laugh at this there was razors in it there was because it's like get out of this car because the the plastic aluminum shielding around the door handle was ripping on the inside so there was just a metal blade sticking out no yeah i've cut my hand last year everybody did i cut my hand i cut my finger from here what do you want me to do i'm not a mechanic i cut my finger from here

to here i went jesus christ jt and he went oh yeah the last person i was in there that happened to too so just just peel it down i was like i'm number two i'm number two actually i could have been number three and tanya spent the whole car ride peeling off the the like handle cover aluminum whatever it is oh i'm so sorry i was i was responsible oh i'm not coming at you i'm so sorry psychopath probably saved a lot of hands to be fair when you're driving the car it's very like how the hell am I supposed to know what the experience of the passenger in my car is like?

Am I going to go sit in the passenger seat and then check to see if the handle is... Let's move on to the next topic. You know what I never understood? You can get a ticket for having a broken brake light. How the fuck are you supposed to know that your brake light is broken?

How? There is no indicator. The only way to know is if someone is in your car pressing the brake and you're looking at the back of it yeah that should not be a ticket

that should be a warning every time I think it is a fix it ticket though dems the brake it's annoying but I think if you go to

if you go to your court date with a receipt showing it's been fixed I think that they'll clean it and I mean there are scenarios

where you can tell so never that's not name one scenario where you can tell your brake light is broken yeah I don't know

about that you ready for this yes Tweedledum and Tweedlestupid I'll tell you right now bumper-to-bumper traffic at night, you're looking behind you, you hit the brake, you see the red light shine on the car behind you.

You see the lack of a red light on one side. Well, first of all, you have three brake lights, one on each headlight. If this side is different from this side, this side might have a problem. It's very simple, very simple. To say there's never a scenario where you would know. You can't really tell that.

Oh, yeah, fine. You're right. There are some scenarios. If I'm reversing into a big mirror wall, then I can tell. That's true. No, it's more, I think, where you're likely to see it is if you turn your car on and, you know, maybe you put it in park, get out, go to the trunk, and open it up. First of all—

Because in park, the brake lights would be on. Or I guess you can go out and then you can, like, lock your car so that they usually blink, I guess. When you turn on or lock your car— Mine doesn't do that. Your car has no airbags. What are you driving, a fucking shopping cart? I don't know what's in your car. It's a—you know that thing from Mario Kart?

The kart? It's that. My car just whistles. It constantly whistles. You might have talked about this on a podcast 100 episodes ago. Dude, I fucking went to the – last time I went to the mechanic, they were like, we didn't hear it. So they just said we didn't hear it. And at that time, you have to go at a very specific – like 32 miles per hour in between 34 miles per hour.

That's when it started. But now it's like basically all miles per hour below 40. So when I'm on the highway, it's no whistle. But either way, now they said they can hear it. I brought the mechanics. They said they can hear it. And they said, we just don't know what to do. The fuck?

What is your job? They said that something is loose and there's an air gap somewhere. That when air goes through it at the right speed, it makes this whistling sound. I could have learned that off Reddit. You learned that from a SpongeBob episode. But they can't – you obviously can't look at the car, I guess, while you're driving it, and then there is no way to tell where it is passing through. So they basically just told me to go fuck myself, actually. But they can put it – the car doesn't actually need to be in motion, right, or does it?

What, are they going to put it in a huge air tunnel? They would need, like, an air tunnel, yeah. Oh, it's coming from the – No, it's the wind. It's the wind going through whatever is loose. I was just saying, because they – obviously, in the shop, they can lift it up and rev the engine and – No, there's, like, some piece that's off. blow some fans on it they said it could literally be like this big and it's just that when air goes

through that it makes a whistling noise i'm not gonna lie that's tough that's uh i'm not gonna lie that's a little tough i'm on the mechanic side now i mean i'm not on anybody's side i don't i don't care i'm just saying it's like they just told me to go fuck myself so now i just raise my music all the way and no no whistle anymore you could what during his first problem you could only hear it in between 32 and 35 miles per hour that means it's getting bigger by the way yeah the hole is getting big and that and that also means that that's when the speed uh how fast you can go change to 25 so they couldn't even get up there really yeah it was i don't know i'm just it's just very upsetting that i have an unfixable problem why can't i come up with a name for speedometer

no the the sign that tells you how fast you go speed limit there you go there you go the limit on your speed they got cameras everywhere now too they got cameras everywhere it's a brave new world already for uh you know they take they take a picture of you here picture of you here and if you if the time stamp between the two pictures means that you were going faster than 25 you had to take it see i haven't seen any of those yet yeah i haven't i i wouldn't even they're around here i wouldn't even know around here it's just the if you go if you go faster boom if you go over 34 boom yeah that's what i mean that's what i mean i've got i've gotten snapped by a few of them a lot of new ones have gone up but now i basically know where all of them are so

I just slow down in those areas. No, I get caught in one spot every time. Yeah. What do non-drivers do? Are there any non-drivers over there? What do you guys do? How do you get... What does that mean?

How do you guys get places? Like, I know there's... Ask for a ride. Yeah, really, right? It's like, I know there's buses and whatever, but half of our friends don't drive. How do they get anywhere? I just don't know.

How did they? I've been using the MTA very recently, this past week, and I will say it is very, very effective. well yeah and actually like obnoxiously air-conditioned both both the bus and the train are like a fucking ice box which i love love that love that yeah no it looks like you're dressed up for dead winter well no yeah it's it's it's after the summer's over babe it's after labor day oh i don't know we're talking to captain season over here is that true no it's the 22nd he receded he's like no no don't don't yell but the summer is over no one no one is like oh

let's go to the summer beach party it's fucking September it's technically still a summer no it's not the summer was never really here this year what? it was here in full effect

for maybe three weeks it was super hot it was a hundred degrees that's only because you didn't open your pool that's true so you don't feel like there was a summer

but there was a summer I know we might open the pool in October to fix the leak and October is probably going to be our busiest month just floating in a heated pool I am ready for fall

I love fall I love fall I love the two week period where you can wear a hoodie and shorts I think it's great I just love it it's a cozy vibe crew neck and shorts is really nice

sweatpants are coming back I'm wearing sweatpants right now in your own home oh god a blanket are you a blanket guy I never see any blankets I don't see you lounging with any blankets I know everyone on their bed has blankets.

I could lounge with a good blanket. I don't have a blanket on my couch. That's what I'm saying. That's a blanket. I think you do. First of all, I know he's not a blanket guy now. Didn't even know there was one out there in his living room. No, we do. But I just don't really lounge around in the

living room. We don't really live in our living room. We barely use our living room, actually. It's because we use yours. That's true. Yippee me. We use yours, and then we just, you know, we're usually like, I don't know, like my computer. I don't have a TV in my room, so my computer

is just like my TV. Yeah, but you have a TV in the living room. It barely works. Yeah, it doesn't really work. I don't understand how. If you, they're upstairs. If you bring anything, any working machine, any very, any perfectly used item, and you just bring it into their realm

that is upstairs, broken. I don't know what it is with you guys. My TV in my room is broken. Broken. It just happens. I think they just, when they're, I think it's sleepwalking. I think they sleepwalk and just smash it on the ground or punch them. I think the people who used to live there before put some kind of weird hex on it. My mom thought that.

My mom gets weird energy. Oh, I was talking about your mom. Oh. Oh, you were talking about my mom. I was talking about your parents. Yeah, we live where Antonio's parents used to fuck. I used to live. That's true.

That is true. But I lived up there, too, before you guys moved in. Why would they do that to me? They didn't even know you guys were coming. True. And also, me and JT had a great time before you came in. Then you came in. Well, your mom thinks that.

So now I'm onto something. Your mom thinks there was a hex from the perfect people before her. Yeah, my mom thinks that there was bad energy up there. It's weird. Oh, now he believes in all this shit. Hold on. What are we doing here? I don't believe.

Someone's in a corner. Someone's in a corner. Watch the hamster get out. You can believe in bad and like, oh, something's not right up here. But I don't think somebody did it on purpose. How can you believe both those things? If you think that the air up there is bad, or the vibe up there is bad from something before, and then you go, never mind, I don't believe all that. What are you talking about?

Help me. Help me. Call him dumb. Listen, all I'm saying is I don't believe in ghosts or spirits or anything, but, like. Maybe, like, the electrical wiring is off, and, like, it goes into the air and does something. Stop. Shut. No, stay back out of it.

No, that was terrible. That was a terrible chime in. I'm sorry I called you off the bench. Get back. Maybe someone died up there I think someone did die Wait, really? Oh, here we go

Now everyone's Don't say who's room Don't say who's room Was it while your parents Were living downstairs? Or was it like Before you guys even Bought the house or whatever?

I don't remember But people die everywhere Was it like a die-die? Or was it like a It was a murder-suicide No I'm kidding No

The kids were bound in the bathtub Yeah, yeah, yeah Because people die all the time Then Mr. **** walked in And said They're not going to be crying anymore. They used to draw on the walls. Not anymore.

Yeah. When was the last time you took a bath? Oh, man. Before you guys moved in, I took baths all the time. Now I'm afraid Danny's going to barge in. Now, for some reason, also, none of the doors locks work. None of them. All of our door locks work.

I don't know what you mean. Well, I had to redo all your fucking locks up there because you guys, you know. I think one of your locks is I got to fix again. But whatever. Anyway, I don't know. JT, tell them where to find you. Let's get out of here. Find me on Instagram at The J Balls.

You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at AntPrisco. Careful, don't get the fall. You've got to do it today. My voice is going out on me. Yeah, a little bit, huh? You're sinking? You're streaming today.

You've got to save that. You're streaming today. I know. That's why you do the ending. Why? What did you do? What happened to your mouth? Nothing.

I'm just, I don't know. Follow the whole podcast on Instagram at ThePickyBoys. And don't forget to follow Twitch, twitch.tv slash ThePickyBoys. And TikTok is ThePickyBoys. And then gaming, Piggy Boys Gaming, and then, I don't know, PiggyBoys.com. I don't know. Good luck, Jason. Do this.

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