Picky Boys Podcast - Overcoming My Biggest Fear In Front Of 100 MEN - Picky Boys Podcast #367

Episode Date: March 23, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 600+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's "Sunday Special" podcast, JT, Danny, & Antonio discuss family dinner, cleaning the dishes, the pickle boys, crazy speed math, the correct way to present yourself at a urinal, and we review a video of a "fall" someone is suing their company over! Leave a comment down below, and enjoy the episode! Follow us on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Get your Subathon Merch before it's gone!! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

I've gotten stage fright before, you know, I've showed up to perform and then just not put it out there I have no idea how to use our dishwasher There's no buttons on the front When you go pee pee We can't do pee pee poo poo podcast Do you put your peeper through the hole in your boxers? I always I always scan the perimeter for cameras. Not that I'm doing anything wrong But I just want to make sure I know where you steal

Where you steal Welcome back to the Picky Boys! Oh my goodness. Welcome, welcome, welcome. We're here and we're ready to talk for 30 minutes. How do you know? It could be a little more. 36 minutes. 37.

Too long. Oh, alright. You know what? Let's make Jason edit this podcast for an hour and a half. 62! 62! What? It's an hour and two minutes. Oh, I was gonna say. You know, at the very inception of the Picky Boys, we used to do a shorter episode on Wednesdays.

Or, we used to do two podcasts a week. Yeah. A shorter episode on Wednesdays and a long episode on Sunday. What the fuck are we doing? That's not true. Yes, it is. Look back. That's true.

I think I just had the Sunday special. It was like an hour long. That's just like how it went. We acknowledge it. Go back to the originals. We literally acknowledge it. I'll be honest. I don't remember this at all.

No, we don't. Yes, we did. What do you mean acknowledge it? Like in the first, it might have been the first two or three Sunday episodes. We said Sunday's going to be longer. This is the longer one. i don't know jason's jason's popping them up he might be he might be right i i don't remember that also let's not show people the first 100 episodes they all look pretty similar in length honestly

but yeah they're all the same we definitely said that i know the first one is was an hour but the rest are all exactly the same like they're almost the same exact amount of minutes i i listen is it weird to you that you just make things up no look go back we literally say it's this i don't know what made it special then i think well first of all because we were together and it was sunday i think that's really it they're all the same and then some guest ones were an hour like they usually are we talked about the sunday special yes we did we talked about the sunday special i don't know if that's true someone fact oh i like that one the entering the accidental flirt zone it's a good one i like that one let's not let's not show anybody the previous ones or anything from from

This is public. They can view this. No, they can't see it. Don't believe them. They can view all of this. They can't view any of that. They can't view any of that. They can view all of this.

Don't do that. But now we're here. Now we're here. Now we're here. This is the Sunday special. This is the Sunday special. This is the Sunday special. Be careful what you say because anything you say off one time, Danny goes,

Oh, they must have been doing it for six years. I'm telling you. Go back and look at them. Go back and look at them. First of all. We talked about the Sunday special. You're getting real defensive. Real defensive.

Do you have Sunday family dinners? i'm i used to i used to i used to have dinner every night at the table every night every night every night i don't think i mean you know i mean definitely most but like didn't you do things not really when i was a kid what's a kid like i don't know sixth grade oh seventh grade yeah i guess so every night yeah all right i mean that's fine jt doesn't jt seems like someone who is like I'm taking my four chicken dino nuggets to the room, Mom. That's exactly what happened. Well, I wouldn't say it out loud like a psychopath.

Oh, sorry. That's crazy. I think my family would eat together every Easter and maybe every Christmas. There's something like – there's something there. I don't know what it is. I don't think there's anything there. I think that led to something. That led to JT not wanting to have dinner with his friends ever again.

Well, I think it's bigger family harder to get everybody together. For sure. And also both parents working, like a lot of times someone wasn't home. Oh, I mean, when I say I have to, we did have dinner at the table every night, but my mom didn't cook every night because, you know, they both worked, but still dinner at the table is still dinner. Even if you, even if it's from the pizza place. Yeah.

I don't think anyone was making fun of your mom for not cooking. I certainly wasn't. Yeah. But you, you, you made a point like, oh, like we were going to judge that. No, I think that's why I don't cook either. I don't think that's why. I think that's why. You think that's why?

I think that's why. Because your mom didn't cook? so what is this is this a therapy session this is what we're doing my family's not a cooking household as much i just think it's because you don't like cleaning that's part of it for sure yeah i think it's just you don't like cleaning i definitely i would cook twice as much if i had to clean less oh all right although supposedly the meta nowadays is to clean while you cook yeah that's what you're supposed to that blew my mind when i heard that danny you didn't you don't clean after you eat or before you cook or after you cook what does it matter i'm just saying

That definitely makes sense because then it's like – because the cleaning at the end is the worst part because you've already gotten the gratification of the food and now you have to clean. After I've had a delicious succulent meal, I don't want to now go and touch a bunch of dirty dishes. It's not that hard to not be a wuss and go clean the dishes. Well, the point is you do it – If you do it beforehand. He's not doing it during. Well, when you're done, you just load the dishwasher. I'll tell you why he's not doing it during because he's too hungry.

He's focused more on the food. He doesn't want to clean no dish. It's a paradox because he's so hungry he wants the food. He's not cleaning no dish. And then after he eats, he's full. He doesn't want to clean no dish. So when does the dish get clean? I don't want to clean no dish.

When does the clean get dished? That's true. When does the clean get dished? That's why you get takeout. And then you don't have to clean any dishes. That's true. That's fair. It's pretty simple.

It's pretty simple. No, but cooking while cleaning, it depends. Because, you know, if you're chopping onions and you just leave the onion scraps on the counter, you're like, oh, I'll get that one after I eat it. Like, that's crazy. But maybe, like, the pots, like, maybe. Huh? Sorry, that was the concept of cooking things where you chop up onions. Well, obviously, you don't leave that stuff.

But I mean, like, actually, like, going in with the soap, cleaning the pot while you're cooking. Well, we have a dishwasher also. That's true. So you don't do that. Yeah, but you still need to clean the pot beforehand. You got to get a little bit off the scrapey. That's why the pipes get clogged every four months. that's not true first of all he just makes up shit that's not true you're not supposed to like

put full chunks in the dishwasher no no one's doing that but you i can do that without scrubbing it first is dude as long as you don't let the pot like sit there for a couple days that's not going to be the case that's i guess so like all you need to do is quick rinse boom it's in there that's it and trust me i believe me i'm one who i can't believe what these people put in the dishwasher sometimes not not danny but just roommates pointed right out roommates in college and everything they think they think the dishwasher is a magical machine full of little elves that scrub it down for you that's not true either for sure but the dishwasher is if you use it right it's pretty good at cleaning it i have no idea how to use our dishwasher there's no buttons on

the front i don't see this is what this is literally can i explain how simple it is because because i need i need them to understand literally i need them i actually i've lived in many houses and this might be the simplest dishwasher ever used you know what you have to do you power close boom that's it press the power button and close it and it automatically starts i've had traumatic experiences with dishwashers what is that don't use these words i've said these on the i said this in the podcast before my first ever dish dishwasher i had was in st louis and i was like wow i don't need to wash dishes anymore this is amazing and i put it in and all of a sudden I felt some pressure on the door after the load.

Jesus. And I opened it up and, like, an entire load full of water just flashed out all over my apartment. Some dishwashers do. That's how they clean it. They fill it up, like, almost completely with water. And never again. I've opened ours while it's been running.

It doesn't happen. Never again. I use the old elbow grease. I mean, usually there's, like, the draining system works. Like, it said it was done and it was still full, or you opened it early? It could have been either one. It could have been either one.

But it definitely traumatized me a little bit. But you see, this is what I'm saying, right? It's that. This is what, like, all these, like, oh, you're too hot. It's this. This is what I'm talking about. Look at the things he drinks out of.

I'm trying to have a can today. Can today. This is a can. The dishwasher, not too long ago, the seal, whatever, whatever seal it was, was, like, loose. Turned the dishwasher on. I felt I heard a waterfall.

It's like, okay, well, I know I'm in my house, and I know I didn't buy anything new, so I go upstairs first to check you guys to make sure that nothing's wrong. Come downstairs, kitchen's flooded. My kitchen. It was my dishwasher. Always blaming others before himself. First of all, yes, I am.

Always blaming others before himself. Yes, you two on separate occasions have flooded the upstairs. I don't know if Danny has. I definitely have. Yeah, but he seems like he would. You know, he seems like he would. I have not flooded anything yet. You know what it was?

Yeah, you flooded the upstairs, but he had a full 80-gallon fish tank. That probably caused some stress on me a little bit. Yeah, for sure. The threat of flooding was there. Exactly. The threat of flooding was definitely there. And they played darts right by it. I'm like, this is just crazy.

Yeah, I mean, total opposite. It would take a miracle or really a – what is the opposite of a miracle? Chaz throwing a dart is a catastrophe. Like divine intervention in a bad way for a dart to bounce off the dartboard, go all the way over back over our heads, and hit the fish tank right in the corner. I've seen it. I've almost seen it. It's been close.

Bro, some of those darts bounce back real far. Dude, not darts, but one time I was at axe throwing because I went there like three times before, and I threw an axe, and it literally bounced like straight back. I could have caught it, bro. I could have caught it. I had to like— To be clear, you're not throwing axes upstairs. No, no, no.

Okay. But I'm just saying, weird bounces happen, and, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always a possibility. Like, it's just, it just. We also kind of stopped playing darts, which is unfortunate, because I liked darts. And it's weird. You stopped playing when the fish tank was gone.

It's like, you just want to, you like the thrill of maybe the glass would shatter. I'm definitely a starting, like, a starting guy. Like, you know, like, I'm very excited for something to start. Ooh, we have a new game. We have a new thing. Like, we played pickleball for a month. Yeah, and then that's. And then stopped.

I don't blame us for the pickleball thing. Yeah, that's true. That's fair. And you know, if we played pickleball more often, we can make fire merch, like the pickle boys. No, but then that would just be pickles. Yeah, but. And balls.

Yeah. Imagine like a pickle playing a pickle playing pickleball. Yeah, but what does that do with us, though? Why is it called pickleball? Maybe beforehand people were eating, like you had to eat, you had to finish a jar of pickles while you were playing. It's not spelt the same either. Yeah, it is.

Yeah. I think it is. I thought it was P-I-C-K-L-E. and how do you spell pickles p-i-c-k-e-l no this is why you're just made that up why did you just make that up oh my bad i i could you know what no i i'm more surprised that you you just misspelled the food you know what actually just happened here genuinely he said something and he wanted to make himself so right he didn't care how to spell i could have sworn And that's what – wait, pickle is spelled L-E?

Danny, don't – This is why every thumbnail you see mistakes on. Can you type in B-I-C-K-E-L? I want to see it. See what comes up. See what comes up. It's going to say, did you mean pickle? What's this?

Yeah. That's not right. Wait. There's just a misspelling at Walmart, or is this like a different language? Oh, it's not. Okay. The correct spelling is pickle. Oh, no.

It says very blatantly. So you know how Home Depot has like a wheel barrel listed on the website because you've You've got to catch all the shoppers who are misspelling it. Yeah, they're dumb. Right. Such as myself. I also didn't know that it was one word either. That's...

Drew inspiration from the pickle boat. Oh, because it's a paddle? Oh. Is the paddle like the boat? Gotcha. Also, you didn't know that pickleball was one word? I have a question. How many words is baseball?

I have a question. That's one word. I have a question. How many words is basketball? I guess I have a question. I have a question. How many words is football? That's true.

I have a question. How many words is soccer? Handball. I think that's also one. Handball, Jason. Get him. Get him, Jason. Well, first of all, didn't you know you spell hand, H-A-N-D-E-L-E-Y?

Yeah, it's one word. Oh, I got to go one. It's one word. How many is water polo? That's two, I think. That's definitely two. That's two. Yeah, but there's no ball in that word.

Two-word sports. Also. Oh, racquetball? There's no way racquetball is one. Is it one? No, it's not, really. I think so. racket nope racket ball yeah it is wow okay so every ball sport is one word yeah yeah yeah

danny's learning new things every day i really also if you told me how to spell racquetball not spelling it like that me neither but no yeah not spelling it like that i'm with you on that one but danny you you're just gonna forget all this you are learning this but someone taught you how to spell necessary eight times that's true well they actually said us how to spell unnecessary Oh, okay. Oh, I'm sorry. It's one collar, two shirt. Two sleeves.

Two sleeves. So why don't you just spell it? N-E-C-A-S-S-R-Y. How is this possible? Necessary. Necessary. Sauce. Who says sauce?

Necessary. Danny, is this a bit? Wait, is that actually wrong? You put an A there. N-E-C. The A's at the end. Or near the end. Necessary.

N-E-C-E. S-S-A-R-Y This is I don't believe That's it I don't believe That's it Yeah but you already

Lost the spelling bee I don't believe This is real Spelling bees are so lame Oh my god Did you Put the Put the Indian kid up here

What Relax Put the Indian kid We got Indian Fast math Oh I saw this I saw this Oh the kid that goes like this

That's I mean this is insane That's 14 year old human calculator That's probably So you set a record No that's not right It's new I think

I don't think we could really play the YouTube video. Yeah, it's this guy right here. Four weeks ago. So he broke the Guinness Book of World Records for, in like 30 seconds, he added 54-digit numbers together. So. I saw the video, and he's just doing this. He, like, is orchestrating a play.

Yeah, I think, I guess he's, like, there's a, not, I was going to say, well, numeric device, I don't know, to count that way. No, there is, like, a thing that they do in, not America, but in, I think, European schools, too. Because I've seen kids do it. It's, like, some kind of, like, knuckle system that counts. But he's doing it so fast. Can, Jason, can you somehow, while we talk, get just a five-digit, four digits, five of them, and, like, have them wrote and see if, we'll see if Danny can do it. I don't know how he would make this work.

Do two of them. I don't know how he would, I don't know how he would make this work. Oh, no, no, I got it. just do a five oh but how would we get it like about this video right here a four digit random number generator yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just like in vedic math uh thing this ain't gonna work it ain't gonna work there's definitely a youtube video about it yeah there definitely is i don't know let's say let's say math class the point is that this kid deserves all the flowers insane insane feat of math true no yeah it's impressive that's just another thing

that i just won't be able to do unless you see i don't want to take anything from this kid oh my god here we go i don't want to take anything from this kid but if it is just like a system i think i could learn that but that's what math is math is a system no no no no no no no not exactly you're saying if you knew the hand motion yeah like like if this means four and you see a nine and then it makes a whatever like type in how does hand math work that's what i would say you're giving him an impossible task i feel like this is gonna show up with it too how does hand math how does hand math work use your fingers to represent numbers and perform thumb is five each other finger excluding the thumb is one yeah bro no i'm not but see this just makes it more

confident yeah i don't even understand i don't want to learn how to read to then do math seven start with 27 on the left side also and if you can using your hands you can represent numbers up to 99 bro this kid was adding four four digit numbers yeah no i think this is just i think he was just it's just a calculator you have 20 fingers i only know his toes oh my imagine he's using his toes at the same time toes but he was doing it so fast it didn't even look like he could see it well he broke a world record that takes a while i thought he was just stimming maybe i couldn't tell you stimming the fuck out if it was like yeah this is my cousin he does that but he's real good at math i only know the nine multiplication tables because

of my fingers this is what i just asked wait what how do you do that you did just ask oh yeah it's very simple just whatever number it is nine times four put down nine times four you kind of look at me like this all right yeah look at them like this look at them from the back here we go how do you guys like the view yeah that's 36 wait oh but it only works for nines yeah only nine is that what you do for the nine times they will you have nowadays that's like all right nine times nine go so much work that's just 81 you don't need your fingers let him do it with his system you don't need your fingers oh i like that hand move nine times six go 54 nice that's So what I'm saying is I feel like I'd be able to do it if that kid's doing that with noise.

Well, this is so simple. Right. But, you know. Whoever figured that out must have been like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, guys, I got something for you. I got something crazy for you. It's not impossible that person won some kind of Nobel Prize. There actually is no Nobel Prize for mathematics.

Did you know that? How do you know this? Is this true? I don't think. This is on his real search engine. There have been a hundred Nobel Prizes awarded for mathematics. If this is not true, I'm going to be so pissed because I was doing airplane trivia and I got this question wrong. Is there a Nobel Prize for the first search?

Here we go. No. There you go. That's a dandy fact. No, that's not a dandy fact. That is a dandy fact and it's one of the many correct ones. Oh, because you get a Bell Prize. Yeah.

And they're often considered the Nobel Prize of Maths. Okay, and the categories are physics, chemistry, physiology, medicine. That's not – Physics? That's not as good as an answer to me. Like, that's not a fact. No, he's right. That's like saying a movie can't win, you know, a Grammy.

It's like, well, yeah, we know that. First of all, a movie can't win a Grammy. It's their soundtrack, bitch. I didn't look this up, but I assumed it was just because not every year is their math advancements. No, there definitely is. Every year? Yeah, for sure. People be just numbering.

But I think it's just what you said. It's just a Fields Medal and the Abel Prize, which no one's ever heard of that, so way less cool than the Nobel Prize. Definitely is less cool. If someone told me they're an Abel Prize winner, I mean, me too, dude. Second grade, I don't like what he did. Me too, dude. Chiefly among them is simply the fact he didn't care much for mathematics. Oh, wow.

So Sir Isaac Nobel didn't want to include math because he was probably bad at it. Yeah, he's probably fucked math. But there's physics, which is pretty math-heavy. Yeah, but that's using math to do something real. Oh, so they're using it. What does that mean? Oh, because math, like, an advancement in math really does nothing for you unless you can put it into science, you know.

Right? Am I crazy here? Yeah, that was a, for that. Crazy, that's right, right? I'm sorry, for someone with that sunburn, that was a pretty intelligent comment. Oh, my God, I still have the sunburn? Well, no, now it's a tan, so I don't know how you're going to get rid of it. Yeah, it is a tan now.

It's the plight I live with. The first day Danny came home from Utah skiing, he had a sunburn that was just here because of his face wear, I guess. And now it's just a face tan. A lot of people had it, though. No, I believe you. A lot of people don't have this one, but they have the goggles, so the whole bottom of their face is sunburned, and then the top isn't. But you got the, I picked the wrong foundation sunburn. Yeah, I got the wrong foundation sunburn.

Honestly, it looks kind of like... Like a chin strap. Yeah, I kind of like chiseled my features, I would say. I would say. No, no. Yeah, I agree. All right, Jason. I think it's your turn to do something.

I have a question for you guys. Oh, here we go. Here we go. I love when Jason and JT combine for question work. This is going to be great. And I apologize here for the crassness that this might be, this question, but I had an argument about it and I need to know the answer. Not even on Patreon.

All right. When you go pee-pee Oh my god We can't do pee-pee Poop-poop podcast Do you put your peeper Through the hole In your boxers

No Do you Uh Oh he does I think so He does You think so Oh my god

You psychopath Wait so you never put Your peeper Through the hole I'll be honest Until I was like 20 I never even knew Why there was a hole

In all my underwear I had no idea why But then what's the hole for I don't know it's like it's like you it's to put your peepee through there well i will say a lot of wait wait wait a lot of new underwear i buy no hole no hole no hole that's crazy you need a hole because what if you need what do you got to get out there either way just put it over the waistband so this is this is my question so at a baseball game or at a urinal you pull the whole thing

up and over yes yeah yeah yeah for sure you guys just like people looking at your shit that's fucking weird look at your shit either way that's yeah but it's a little different they can still look at it yeah but you kind of like depending on the pants you're wearing like your ass could kind of be out too what are you talking about are you in second grade your pants come down at the at the urinal bro first of all no my uncle used to do that though which was like which was psychotic but i'm confused here i'm sorry this is like buying a bike and then only doing wheelies to get around like the reason that the hole is there is for function of sticking it out yeah so why am i being looked at because it's like i like i'm going to space just antiquated technology yeah

like that's the the same reason that i don't know you still have an appendix you don't use it anymore oh wait hold on a second i want to ask you a question no i let you go i want to ask you when you when you pee in your let's say you're in jeans or like suit pants do you unbutton the button or Or then do you just pull the zipper down? Just pull the zipper down. Oh, my God. So you're going through two layers. You leave the pants buttoned when you pee?

Are you crazy? Bro, so you're telling me, this is what I was going to ask. You're in a suit or jeans with a belt. Instead of just pulling down the hole and putting it through and pissing, you take the belt loop out, you unbutton the button, and you pull everything down? I'm not pulling my pants down. Why?

Why? First of all, when Jason pees, he pulls his pants down to his ankles. That's iconic. You're pulling your bits over more than pulling the pants down. It's like flopping over the... It's both. It's both. It's a little bit of both.

First of all, we know you can't get it over without pulling it down. You definitely take the belt buckle off. Not the belt off, but you take the buckle out. Just unbuckle it. Bro, that is so much work. Unless you guys can't reach out there. Is that the problem? Well, no.

First of all, if I'm wearing jeans, you think I'm going to put my penis in this metal jaws of death? This is crazy. The jaws of life? What do you think is going to happen? It's going to magically zip up like Final Destination? It's going to get nicked and it's going to go, oh, ah. No, it won't. No, it will not.

No, it will not. Wow, I kind of think different of you a little bit. Yeah, me too. Me as well. I'll tell you what, I think the exact same of all you. I'll tell you what, no difference here. I'll be honest, and this I might be alone on, but whenever I pee, I don't even touch the peener whatsoever, not even one time.

I do know people like this. I don't touch it a lot. Dude, it's as simple as I walk to the toilet, walk to the urinal, pull it down, go. Pull it back up. That's it. It's as simple as that. I can't do that. I don't think I can do that.

But that's like psychotic also, I feel like. That's a little psychotic. That's like. Because then if you're at a urinal, you can, depending on the urinal's height, you might have a splashback. Because there's a whole zone. Touching your pee-pee makes it not have a splashback. Well, yeah, because you're guiding where it goes. There's a whole zone of urinals.

I can do that with the boxers. Oh. You use your boxers? You know how, like, cockpit, they got, like, the two-handle, like, driving thing? That's what I'm doing with the boxers. Okay, this makes more sense now. How does that make more sense? That made me so angry.

I'm sorry, I'm hygienic. Just touch your pee-pee. No. Just touch it. Why are you using the waistband of your underwear as underwear of your underwear as, like, a gimbal system? Why? Yeah, pretty much. First of all, now I think I know why you guys take so long to pee.

You guys are so inefficient. That's crazy. Pulling it through the jeans is so crazy to me. I don't think it's that wild. That's pretty crazy. Okay, maybe through the jeans is crazy. Fine, I'll give it to you because somehow the zipper is going to grow teeth, and then it's going to become sentient and bite your pee-pee off.

All right, my bad. Your bit's stuck in the zipper? No, because I'm not an idiot. That's like a thing. No, it's not. That is a thing. That was a thing. That's definitely a thing.

And that's more if you have pubes. That's more getting your pubes stuck. Not your actual phone. Oh, I've had that. Yeah, it's more getting your pubes stuck. Either way. You guys frustrate me. I think you're going to frustrate everyone watching this.

I don't know. I'm really interested in the comments. Please let us know. I got into an argument about this with my friends this weekend. Wait, we weren't there. No. How is that possible? It was on Saturday.

I wasn't with you on Saturday. The joke was he has no friends. Either way, go. Bazinga. Yeah, but it was only out of like 10 people. It was only me and another kid that went over So I was in the minority So I'm happy now that you're the only one

Who goes through This is a litmus test of how psychopathic Our audience is going to be Please let us know your answers I didn't know you hang out with nine other very intelligent people I need to make new friends That's crazy, I can't believe you said that I think it's crazy to go through the zipper and everything

I think it's more work, personally There's no way it's more When I was asking and thinking and discussing I didn't even think that Going through the pants was an option This started as just through the boxers I'm like do you use the boxer hole Going through your jeans and not even unbuttoning the top

This is insanity I actually don't use the boxer hole So you're a half and half-er No because like Wait so you go in through the pants Then you put the boxers No no no you're not listening You jump the gun

I'm talking about if you're just in boxers Cause you don't have to like But then putting it through the hole is more work. For sure. I go the – And don't even go through the leg hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just have to pull up my ankle a little bit and I put my arm – no.

Because my boxer briefs have a button, right? Yeah. So unbuttoning a whole button – Your boxer briefs have a button? Most of them, yeah. I can't show you right now. That's too much work. That's what I'm saying.

So that I just pull down and then I just do my pee-pee. But full-on pants, jeans, belt, button? Yeah, I'll go right through the wall. First of all, I think unbuckling my belt helps me pee. Buy a bigger belt if that's the case. I don't think so. You're constricting your bladder so hard with your belt. I think that's a good thing.

It's like, okay, it's pee time now. Now my body knows. Time to pee. Boom. So on the days you're not wearing a belt, your body doesn't know when to pee? Do you have to go put on a pee cup to take it off to know when to pee? What a ridiculous thing to say. He Pavlov'd himself.

He could only piss if he takes off a belt. If he pulls his pants down, he just starts pissing. That is true, though. But if I'm just wearing sweatpants, sometimes it'll take a while to start peeing. Stage fright. And it's not because of stage fright. It really isn't. Even if I'm in a stall, it happens.

I don't know why. I have to really think. Dude, he is a mental game. He is a mental game. I've gotten stage fright before. I've showed up to perform and then just not put it out there. It just doesn't happen. Especially when, oh, my God, there's a line behind you at the urinal.

Yes, dude. If there's a line, the pressure's on. i'm like trying so hard to be can't pee if you did all that work to get on the bathroom line wait on the bathroom line go to the stall and look around go no now now now i prepare basically when i'm third or fourth in the bathroom line i'm like thinking like pee right now mentally pee right now he's getting in the game early luckily it hasn't been the case where it's peed too early but i i do i am thinking that visualizing is the key visualizing the key There was – usually I can make it happen, right?

Usually I can make it happen. But there was one time, big line and everything. I got up, couldn't make it happen, had to pretend to pee, flushed, walk away. Did you just piss outside? No, I just like – I don't know. I just didn't have to pee anymore. This can't be what's normal. I find that breathing is a good – helps, like a deep breathing.

But then some people might think you're like passing a kidney stone or something. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, heavily breathing at the stall. No, you just got to go. Pee. Whoosh for a pee. Whoosh for a pee. Danny also has an iron bladder, so it might be harder for you to release the floodgates.

Exactly, yeah. Because it's so strong. It's like opening up an old rusty dam, you know. Right. It's like big gears. He only pisses when he's sleeping or has a belt on. It's the only way to get through that dam. Wait, once you start peeing, can you stop?

No. Really? Well, the dams are built. Yeah, no, I cannot stop at all. Some people say that. I'm shocked. Dude, I was peeing with my friend in college. It was like 3 a.m.

We're walking home, and we just stop over at a bush to pee. And a cop car pulls up, and so I just stop and sprint away. And then my friend was astounded. He was like, did you just piss your pants? I'm like, no, I just stopped, and we ran away. And he's like, you can stop mid-pee? And I was like, can everyone not stop mid-pee? I could absolutely stop mid-pee.

But also, I feel like when a cop's involved, that's like cheating. Because you should be able to, I could lift a car almost when a cop comes. I could do it regardless of a cop being there. I'm saying, you know, like, nothing so, even if you're blackout drunk, nothing sobers you up faster than a cop being there. You know, it's almost like a little cheat thing. Your body gets a little superpower. But I can't, I don't think I could stop. Well, the adrenaline maybe.

I don't think, without a cup, I don't think I could stop and do it for too long. I think I would have to pee. Yeah, maybe for like a second, but, you know, the liquid's still a little strong. I could stop and pee a half hour later. See, that's crazy. I could go longer than a second. I think the adrenaline would make it hard to pee, if anything. Well, that's what I was saying.

I mean, I'd rather just pee my pants than get a ticket for peeing, probably. Yeah, absolutely. That's reasonable. I think that's reasonable. Most reasonable thing you said today, I think. But I was saying minus the adrenaline. That's what I said. If I had adrenaline, yeah.

Minus the adrenaline, I don't think I can hold it too long. A cop sobers you up, huh? Yeah. Was that your defense with the DUI? Bazinga. Bazinga. Bazinga, yeah. He doesn't have a DUI.

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Hell yeah. I want to talk about this last week. This is a week old news, but I want to review this footage with you guys and see how good the scam was. So this is in New Jersey. A man pulled an old slip-and-fall incident at a store.

Good, good, good. Love a good scam. We're going to just review it. All right. Old man wearing a hat Backpack, you know, looks heavy Getting a cup, some drinks Shoes look good, shoes are tied

Oh, he's going for a look Oh, he looks back Oh, no What'd he drop on the ground? Ice That's the catalyst for the fall All right, he dropped ice on the ground He's coming back

Oh, he's thinking about it Here we go Oh, my God, this is bad Oh, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad Man, that's going to get an F. That's bad. Here's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to have a friend go in two minutes before, spill the ice,

and then you have to actually kind of hurt yourself in the fall to make it look real. You can't do that. It's like in the movie when they're trying to get away with it. You're like, no, you've got to really hit me. You've got to be a stuntman. This guy kind of just sat down and laid down. No, yeah, you've got to put your body on the line if you're going to try this. Also, you've got to look for cameras.

I mean, this seems like a pretty obvious camera placement here. Also, this place doesn't look like it's packing with the dough over here. Like, pick a Starbucks. It's like a hotel. That's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah, it looks like a hotel. Also. Oh, no.

Cafeteria at his workplace. Oh. It's a gut man on the inside. You lost your job, too. That's rough. Or maybe he was. He worked there. How do you not know it has cameras?

Or maybe he was about to retire. He's like, you know what? Let me get one. Let me get one last squeeze out of here. He's going to have to retire a little later now. it sounds like such a fun job being a like insurance fraud detective kind of i think that'd be fun i think you'd be surprised how terribly sad that job would be but it's like the same you would also have the same case as the fake costume with the bear that

we talked about a while ago yeah i'll tell you what that's the kind of job where you'll like detectives right do they pretty much know exactly how to get away with a murder that's such a good point i mean you know the strata the meta yeah they know the meta probably right before it gets patched but my point is and now if you're an insurance guy like this you probably know exactly how to scam a company i mean i feel like i could fake a fall pretty easily and look natural i think you would just fall you just have to fall you just have to fall but it's hard to slip yeah you know it's hard to fake a slip you gotta practice i was about to say you gotta practice on on your bed earlier that day you'd have muscle memory you'd have to practice yeah because there's like

definitely a natural body reaction that happens if you're intentionally slipping that might not happen if you're actually slipping you know when you do stuff like well sorry not like this when you actually get hurt like at your job whatever and you're suing the insurance company does send people to stake out your house but make sure that he's not a oh he broke his leg all right let me make sure binoculars he's not walking around in there that's fair i think i think that's fine you know if you're gonna you gotta yeah daniel walk around with a limb for a while he'll be I think you just give yourself a limp. Yeah, but that's hard to remember.

Unless you put a tack in your shoe. Like a thumbtack in your shoe. Oh, yeah. Then now we're talking. When you're walking around your own house, you're going to fake that limp still? No, he will not. That's why you've got to put a tack in the shoe. You've got to put a tack in the shoe.

Oh, everybody, just keep a tack ready. You've got to commit, too. This guy didn't commit. He committed as much as a 78-year-old man can to trying not to hurt himself just in case it doesn't work. You want to get hurt. Yeah, I mean— The more you get hurt, the better, kind of. But I guess you don't want to, like, die and hit your head on the back.

Yeah, I don't think that was the goal either. I just think— You can't give a piss-poor performance like that. That's not going to cut it. That was really bad. That was really bad. The performance doesn't upset me as much as not checking if there's a camera watching you. That upsets me more.

I'd be more upset if you got caught on camera, dude. Yeah, I always scan the perimeter for cameras. Not that I'm doing anything wrong, but I just want to make sure I know or you steal or um i don't know stealing where you steal yeah danny goes into the bank often i just like looking and seeing you know yeah but the cameras you actually see aren't even the cameras that work it's the ones you don't see like that guy whatever this camera was definitely incredibly evident so clear it was definitely so obvious definitely definitely one of those just white back and forth loud cameras charged with fraud how much what's the damage on

You got to go to prison, or is this like a fine situation? It's probably a fine. Yeah, probably a hefty fine. We also covered the woman who actually got injured, but then was faking how bad the injury was. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. That's what you're supposed to do.

Yeah, I think that's what you're supposed to do, I think. That's just a negotiation tactic. But she did remember, of course, she entered the tree-throwing competition, but she can't do that. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm sure her accident was bad, and she probably was injured, but you can't go throwing trees.

You can't win, especially. Yeah, you can't go throwing trees. I wonder if there's an is-it-cake type video compilation of falls that we can watch. Was this one real fraudulent or paid out? But then we will have to watch real accidents happen, which is not funny. Yeah, I don't feel like that game would be worth it. I like this idea. I think we're onto something here.

I don't think we're onto something here. We have maybe the semblance of something, maybe, possibly. Is it fraud? I mean, I've seen plenty of the ones where someone's just recording their dash cam, and someone runs over to their car and jumps on it, and then goes, Ah, you hit me! And then he goes, Dash cam, buddy. And they just get up and walk away.

God damn it. They just run away. Do you have a dash cam? I feel like everybody should have one. I have one that doesn't work. Do you have a dash cam? Oh, that's good. But it's just to prevent people from doing that.

It's like, I caught you, and then they have to call my bluff now, which is... JT plays poker every time he drives. Yeah. Oh, we're getting the wrap-up. All right, fine. We can wrap it up. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, everybody, for watching.

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