Picky Boys Podcast - Pick Your Poison With The Sanderson Sisters - Picky Boys Podcast #247

Episode Date: October 23, 2022

NEW MERCH ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny are the Sanderson sisters from the Halloween classic Hocus Pocus! We play Picky Your Poison, which is basically would you rather! Comment down below what the worst card was for you, and enjoy the episode! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

The favorite sisters are back in Salem! Sisters! If my piss tastes like Snapple, I'm drinking it. Where did that come from? I mean, at that point, just become a porn star. No, why do you have to make that intensive a jump? You guys make crazy jumps here. Don't you guys mean that?

Is that a jump? Is that a jump? Don't you guys mean that? Yes! If you have a sex dream about your mother every night, every single night for the rest of your life, you might as well have just had sex with your mother. That is not how that works.

Oh, 100%. Oh, my God. All right, let's come in. The favorite sisters are back in Salem. Sisters! That was pretty good. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. We are the Sanderson sisters.

Hocus Pocus. Hocus Pocus. Hocus Poke you right there. I hope Hocus Poke that like button. Help us, you pocus, the like button. We're going to play a special game today, but I will start with this. Watch the Hocus Pocus last night. Not a fan.

Not a fan. But I watched it just to do my due diligence. That's fair. You know, at least you did your research. Yeah. Also, you know, it's 1992. You got to, you know. Yeah.

You got to give it some, give it some, you know. And then there's JT. JT's over there, by the way. JT's over there. Don't show it. I'm here. You guys just saw him now. Audio listeners, come look at us, please.

The beard is always so ridiculous with these wings. It's so prominent, it's actually scary. Yeah, every costume that we've done that requires a lot of touching up, the beard just looks ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, JT. The blue man group, the tin man, all that stuff, this. The tin man, he looked like an actual serial killer. Wait, when was the last time you were clean shaven?

True. A long time ago. Like how long? Like years? No. Really? Like, six months. You could go to the podcast.

Six months, definitely. During Kovad, it got very grisly. JT was a grisly bear living upstairs. I heard him just moaning in the caverns. Why else wasn't he even living here then? Kind of. It was when the construction was happening. You were on a mattress on the ground.

Yeah. You know, so it was really caveman-y. All right, let's explain this game we're playing. All right, so this game is called Pick Your Poison. It's essentially a would-you-rather. It's a nice little card game. Yeah, I like it. I like it.

It's kind of like Halloween-themed. Yeah, it's Halloween-themed. I threw the box, but pick your poison. It's a little potion on it. Halloween-themed, you know? No one wants to drink poison. Yeah. Also, if you buy the game, don't blame us if it's bad,

because we're not actually playing the way you're supposed to. Yeah, we're just using the cards as would-you-rathers, essentially. All right, so I'll pull. For you, would you rather... No, it's for both of you. It's for all of us. Who cares? it's for you too

write in the comments should we do like a one two thing maybe like a oh no we can just just talk about it I don't think we have to vote we can just be like

I choose this one would you rather pull all your fingernails out one by one that's not great no second one or accidentally grab

crazy glue instead of lube that one's pretty rough still crazy glue yeah what if what if you put it on and it gets stuck in whatever you're

putting it in I understand. Also, that hurts a lot more for that person than us, probably. It hurts. I think as long as you don't move, it won't hurt. What are you talking about? You're going to get stuck in the person.

Yes, and then if you are not moving, it won't hurt. How do you get out of... If I use crazy glue as lube and I stuck it in the person and now we're stuck, how do I get in the car or to the hospital? I need to be airlifted. But if I'm airlifted on a sled,

through the air like a grizzly bear that they just tranquilized like that, I'll be fine. The other thing, bro, I had to pull out part of my nail, just a fraction of it and it was one of the most painful things I've ever gone through in my life. I had a splinter under my nail. A nail one by one is hard.

No, nails definitely is the case. Also, they do have a thing that you put on because a bunch of protesters super glue their hands to walls all the time. Really? And so they have this, it's essentially Goo Gone, and it just dissolves the stickiness of the glue. So you can go...

So now you've got to use reverse lube. But why, there was that one lady who went viral after she super-lid her head. Well, if you put it in your hair, they have to cut your hair. Yeah, but why was it... Or should she use Gorilla Glue, which is kind of more of an industrial thing? Yeah, Gorilla Glue is to put concrete slabs together. You know, you shouldn't be brushing that in your hair. Because it wasn't that simple.

was like, oh, some glugon. Some glugon and shaving. It was like she needed a plastic surgeon. Oh, jeez. All right, ready? Yeesh. Never masturbate again. Listen, I don't care what the next card is.

Not doing it. Wake up naked next to your best friend's significant other. Oh, wake up naked. I'm masturbating. Yeah, honestly. That's it. It doesn't say we had sex. True, and it didn't...

Yeah, you just have to explain the situation. It didn't matter what this card said. Never masturbating again can never be the answer. It's essentially potentially lose your best friend or never masturbate again. Yeah. And masturbating is my best friend. And my best friend is my hand.

So eat all the hair. Give me a second. Eat all the hair from a stranger's shower drain trap or poop 100 gallons of Heinz ketchup. 100 gallons. Guys, a lot of gallons. Your asshole will be Ketchupy

Red from the blood And red from the ketchup It'll look like real tomatoes Yeah but it's not Like ketchup isn't hard Doesn't matter That your asshole Is gonna be like

Fucking The Lincoln Tunnel After that I feel like If I just What is that Like a 12 hour Toilet jog

Probably Yeah just about I'd rather do that than Way more You think so No no How much do you think You could

How many How many How many gallons per hour Do you think you could shit per hour yeah probably like one okay well then it would take a hundred hours all right all right it's a little longer i think i'm taking the ketchup either way we're we're doing a video where i poop a hundred gallons of vines ketchup no they can do a gallon 15 minutes jt you cannot poop a gallon of ketchup in 15 i think that's reasonable i think that is you think you poop

a gallon of ketchup in 15 but either way it's a 25 hour toilet job that's 25 hour toilet job You think you can poop a gallon every 15 minutes? I mean, think about the biggest shit you've ever taken. It's not a gallon. It probably took like 10 minutes. It probably took 10 minutes. And it's not a gallon. And it was probably, you know, it's not a gallon, but it's getting up there.

You guys have magical assholes. If it's just a constant flow, then without a doubt. You're not a faucet. If my asshole's full of ketchup, I am. No, I don't think you can just, I think you have to like go through the motions of shitting it out. Tell you this, I'm going to have a fucking six-pack at the end of that, bro. All that core strength. That's 100%.

It's going to smell like a McDonald's. I don't care. I'm eating the hair out of someone's shower drain. That's crazy. That's crazy. Ball it up, put it in my mouth, and just swallow. Is it a man or a woman? I'd rather it be a man.

Yeah, me too. Because less hair. Oh, a woman is going to be. Every hair is fucking, what, eight times the length? Yeah, it's like you're eating hair spaghetti. Have you ever gotten one hair in your mouth? It's so uncomfortable. It is.

Oh, God. I know which one JT's picking. I picked that one. Be hungover for the rest of your life or lose a week of your life every time you have sex. Dude, a week is a lot. Danny's not losing any, so he's okay. No, yeah. I would just become a virgin priest.

Become a virgin priest. Well, no, you can't become a virgin. I guess I would just not have sex anymore. No, no. You could have sex 52 times. I'd be happy taking a year No Yeah yeah

I'd be happy taking a year A year off You know I'd be like Alright the rest of my life I can only have sex 52 times Yeah but then you have So I'll save it for Jennifer Aniston

And like my uncle Or whatever There's part of me That would think If you're always hungover Eventually you'd get used To the hangover And you'd like

Never be hungover No I think But it's not hungover Like oh my head hurts It's I can't move That's what I picture it You know what

Honestly The other one is risking life So this one I'd say honestly fuck it Let's just go Let's just have sex and fucking die young, baby. Yeah, wait.

Live fast, die young. If I have sex 52 times, which already way more sex than I've had. Right, right. What, I lose from being 85 to 84? That's not that bad. Or you lose being 26 to 25. We don't know.

No, that's not how that... How could you lose it off the middle of your life? No. He's saying if you were to die at 27. You don't know when you're going to die, you goose. That's true. I'm gonna take sex

every time you have sex you lose a week and I'm just gonna limit the rest of my life to 52 that means you have sex once a year I'll take that

I'll take that I I feel like we've agreed on every one we have to get we have to get a juicy one that we disagree on register yourself

as a sex offender can you go can you do that can you go to the website and like JT Holden would that mean could I like

go to the website and prank you prank get pranked bro register you as a sex offender You can't live near a school. Register yourself as a sex offender or randomly find a dead body in your closet. Oh, wow.

That's a hard one. How? How register? The body's got to be old, right? All right, maybe. Like, it's got to be a skeleton. What? You would smell it if not.

No, I think it's just like you open your closet. You're like, oh, fuck. There was like a cozy. Fresh dead body. Oh, wow. Like just freshly dead. Fresh dead. There's a dead man in your closet.

That's the most suspicious. Fresh dead, yeah. That's the most suspicious body to find. Yeah, if you find a skeleton in your closet Time of death is probably two hours ago First of all, finding a skeleton in your closet Way more suspicious in my opinion How did you not notice it was there the whole time?

How? I don't want to, every time I move I have to go tell my neighbors That I'm a sex offender That's a thing you have to do I don't know if you have to bake a pie And go around like, oh hey by the way You don't have to bake the pie

But I think it's just a gesture But baking the pie would help for sure for sure. So what are you doing? It's very possible you're going to jail. That's a bunch of considering. It's very possible

you're going to jail. Like, time. Maybe traumatizing to find a body. My cousin found it. Never mind. Excuse me? My cousin found a dead body.

What are you doing? I don't want to go first. Why do you think you can go first? I think I'm going to be a registered sex offender. Don't clip that. Just that alone.

picky boy's out of contact you guys are crazy dude it's a dead body bro i'll find the body risk jail hopefully i have my alibis in order yeah fine fine i can't be the only sex offender somebody snuck into my house and put a dead body in my closet somebody snuck into my house and happened to meet my mortal enemy tony's a sex offender no have a reoccurring sex dream about your mother every night whoever made this game really likes the mothers i'm just very freudian concepts have a reoccurring sex dream about your mother every night or blow a horse to completion listen up the other day dreams are just dreams the dreams i already have anyway you're gonna

blow a horse dude we have like have you can you even fit 13 inches in your mouth it didn't you don't have to no i don't have to stick in i don't have to fit the whole thing he's like no i have to do a good job daddy's like oh you could do a good job all right fine well then you'll be there for fucking three hours because if you just lick on the horse's tip it's not gonna come. No, bro, you gotta

work your hands in there. You gotta give a good blowjob. You're giving a blowjob in your life, bro. It says blow a horse to completion. Bro, you do the double hand twist

gluck, gluck, suck. Dude, what are you doing, Annie? Come on, what are we doing here? You rather have sex dreams with your mother every night? You have like 70 years of dreams left. What if I have a dream

of blowing a horse every night to completion? And have sex with your mother? Sure. No, blow my mother to completion. So I would have the horse dreams. Okay, maybe I'll blow the horse.

Did you see his whole motion with the wig, with the glug glug? No. It was really intense. I did. I think JT would be... No, fine. I'd blow the horse. Fine.

Clip it. We got him. Everybody, clip it. We got him. Ladies and gentlemen. I'd blow the horse. I'm not having sex dreams about my mother for 50 years, bro. If you have a sex dream about your mother every night, every single night for the rest

of your life, you might as well have just had sex with your mother. That is not... Oh, 100%. Oh, my God. No, it is not. If you're going through this in your sleep every night, that is the equivalent. No, it isn't. One more time.

Can you say it one more time? I'm saying that having sex with your mother every night in your dreams, every night for the rest of your life, is the equivalent of having sex with her. Okay. 100%. Would you rather have sex with your mother every night or just have sex with her once? Because in your head, you have sex with her every night.

Alright, you got me. But it's closer than you think. It's closer than you think. Doing it once and then never having to do it again. Alright. You got me. Fuck, I'm crying.

I could have a new son brother. That's enough out of you. A new sub-brother. Be forced to shout, God isn't real at every person who blesses you after a sneeze

okay I already do that that's a good one be forced have a set of six milk producing cow udders on your chest that's easy

yeah that's pretty fire you don't want some udders bro no I'm not drinking my own milk why whose milk you drinking I'll drink

other people's milk why won't you drink your own milk is it like drinking your own piss yeah what if it tastes like milk the only reason I don't

drink my own piss is because piss tastes like piss true if piss tastes like milk if piss tastes like Snapple I'd start drinking my piss

yeah but do you think okay like a guy might give blowjobs and he's totally cool giving blowjobs do you think he's cool drinking his own cum or swallowing his own cum

that's a different question oh it's the same question it's a bodily produced fluid no no no hold on it's a very different question okay oh I'm crazy it's a bodily produced fluid

that you're okay with from other people and not yourself end of story I was saying what if my utter milk tastes like milk also I think that

I think there are many people who are okay with drinking their own cum I think that you'd be, I don't have that much experience in this area, but I think you'd be hard-pressed to find. I think most guys that give blowjobs and swallow cum on the daily probably are like, yeah, but my own cum is like a different story. I'm not messing with that.

I don't think that's true. If my piss tastes like Snapple, I'm drinking it. Where did that come from? No one has talked about flavors at all. Yes, we did. Yes, we were. And that's when you came in with the cum question. Snapple?

You talking about piss tasting like Snapple? Yeah, and then you came in with the cum question. No, if my piss tasted like Snapple, oh, my God. I'd be like Bear Grylls. I'd fucking drink it all day, bro. That's what I'm saying. So if my milk udders taste like regular milk, I'll drink them. No, but I'll do the God one.

I don't care. The God one's easy. I'm going to start doing that, actually. God, is it real? I'll take it. I'll take the punishment. Give me the udders. Put them right here.

I kind of hate when people say, God bless you. I know they're trying to be nice. You're a freaking loser. Stop being a baby. I know they're trying to be nice, but especially, no, it's because I sneeze in fits. And so they have to, if they say, God bless you once, then they feel like they have to say it every time. And after the third one, I'm like, you don't have to say it anymore.

Just shut the fuck up, please. You can say it. I don't care. But don't, I hate people who get upset when I don't say it because they sneezed. What are we doing here? experience heroin withdrawals for the next two weeks have your partner write a review on their public blog

every time you have sex take that one yeah I'll take that one I don't want to experience heroin withdrawals I mean at that point just become a porn star why do you have to make that intensive a jump you guys make crazy jumps

don't you guys mean that don't you guys mean that you might as well become a porn star It didn't say how detailed it is. It didn't say how you perform sexually. It doesn't matter. How many people you bang? You bang and there's people that...

How many times are you having sex? Your partner has to do it every single time you have sex. Honestly, it'd be nice to keep a little sex journal. Yeah, it'd be nice to have. And it's all public. And so... It didn't say anything about photos or video. I know.

And so that's what I'm saying. At that point, let's just fucking start an OnlyFans and get some money at least out of it. So if someone wrote an erotic fiction about me, You'd be like, let me be a porn star. But that's fiction. Because every time... They have to write every time.

They have to write the good, the bad, and the ugly. And the come home from the bars, and my dick doesn't work. They have to write... For me, there's only bad and ugly. They have to write... There's only stop and reverse. They have to write the bad and the ugly. And at that point, I'd rather just get paid.

And, you know, don't even read the review. I'll show you. Where is the payment coming in here? Yeah, I was about to say. Who says you're going to get 100,000 subscribers? What if you start this OnlyFans, you get three subscribers, one of them is your mom, and now you've just put your stuff out there. Why do we keep going back to this? It's something about this game.

Yeah, this game really brings out your mother. And, you know, I don't know. Honestly, never mind. Never mind. I think that's, you know, depending on how your life goes or depending on how my life goes, who knows? Maybe there is a career in, you know, porn. All right. Google publishes your search history.

Participate in a nursing home orgy. Orgy. Orgy. It's really orgy. Orgy. I think orgy. I think it has to be orgy. Bro, I've searched, obviously, you know, my share of embarrassing stuff and porn and this and that.

Be careful. What? What did you search? I don't know. Why am I going to do what the card says? And then not only that, I have searched about ten times as much stuff that really isn't that crazy and made sense at the time, but completely out of context would be like, I don't have to explain it

to everyone I saw. We talk about this all the time when Danny is making thumbnails. No, yeah. I have searched some terrible things, and sometimes I just have you know, morbid curiosity. Exactly. And so I'd really rather not

have to explain myself there. Little pageant girl. White. So bring on the lemon party. I would love to participate. Well, that would be all men, right? Danny didn't say which nursing home he went to, I guess. That's true. I want all those saggy tits in my mouth.

I would love, thank you. I would love to be, I would just, for fun, I would love to be a part of a nursing home orgy. Dude, talk about fucking back shots. I'm going to break this old woman's back. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Danny. Don't oversell yourself, though.

Yeah, relax. You don't think you can fuck an old woman to a broken bone? I think I could. For sure, dude. Come on, JT. What are you thinking about? Sure bro, what age 90 plus good luck only if I was intentionally trying to break the bed This episode is off the rails are out man. Oh

Look under me skirt Are you wearing something under the skirt? No My eyes Okay, carry a boombox playing Christian metal music on your shoulder everywhere you go. Have a snapping turtle bite your genitals. So they're gone. Christian rock.

Christian rock. Christian rock. You ever seen a snapping turtle, bro? You ever seen them chomp like a carrot? That's what would happen. They can bite your finger off. Yeah, bro. That thing's gone.

Again, I'm keeping my genitals no matter what it is. 100%. Would you rather have vagina lips on your mouth Or cut off your own nipples with a butter knife Vagina lips on my mouth Yeah not externally I think your vagina lips are your mouth So I have a mouth vagina

Or cut off my fucking nipples Yeah with a butter knife I think I have to go with mouth vagina At least I can like probably profit off No it's like saw you know it's like Do you want a vagina nipple for the rest of your mouth If not cut off your own nipples with this butter knife I'll saw it up

You're gonna cut off your nipples I'll cut off my nipples Dude I can't have a fucking pussy on my mouth It's gonna be the worst day of your life I mean yeah that's great I can't go around being called puss face Why not Or like vulva lips

I think a lot of people would be very sexually attracted to you Yeah but You can probably Not the people you want Yeah I need people to like fuck my mouth You could probably date a lesbian Because then you could like scissor with your mouth That's a good point

You know what Danny's a forward thinker I have two that are gonna be tough all right toughen up so we got have have crimes against you be considered legal and everyone knows it oh that's not someone would just kill you immediately we do everything short of murder because yeah everything that's not that's still bad if they say to every single all seven billion people in the world yeah you can do you can murder this guy no one will do anything you're gonna get murdered right the other one is scream racial obscenities every time you eat something

that tastes good. I might die also. Yeah, this one is people are going to consider crimes against you legal as well. I'm just going to always eat in private of my own home. In the privacy of my own home.

You fucking racist. I can't go out to any restaurants or birthday dinners or anything like that. Or every time I go out, I just have to order broccoli. You know? Just order things I don't want.

Imagine someone offers you a stick of gum and you forget. Yeah. You go, Oh, shit. Cut it there. I can't even add bleeps. We're doing the food thing, and just be careful what you eat.

Yeah, I can't have people. Yeah, here. I got a good one. It's get caught with terrorist training websites in your browsing history, or give your grandmother a dildo for her birthday and write, Grandpa will always be with you on the card. I can't do that one. And also, it says Grandpa will always be with you, and it has a smiley face.

I think I would. Man. You're going to go on the no-fly list? No, I don't want to do that either. Oh, man. That's fucking hard. Just, like, could it be a private Christmas gift? Like, oh, no, no.

No, no. I'll give it to Grandma. No, don't open up that one yet. Oh, there's one more that we didn't open. Oh, there's a tree. It says Grandma. It says Grandma. It's like, no, you know what?

I'll give it to her. I'll give it to her later. I'll give my grandma a dildo That card is rough See, giving my grandma a dildo I think would be funny Like, in the right scenario Like, someone could probably laugh

The card The card is rough Puts it over for me The card is hard But sorry, grandma I'm taking my flights I can't Teach me how to make a pipe bomb

Where did that come from? I'm gonna take the terror shame How about Masturbate in the middle of Times Square? It's only 30 minutes away Uh, and I'm saying the travel, the commute was the thing that was holding you back. What if it says go to Los Angeles and masturbate? It's going to be a factor.

Okay. I guess so. What if someone's playing in, you know, Washington? Well, Danny would obviously rather break into a sperm bank and drink everything. That's what Danny would rather do. This is your champion. Obviously Danny would rather do that. No, that's not what I said.

i'm just i'm just saying that i thought i thought that the the location of where you have to do it is funny to consider location location yeah come on no i jerk off in the middle of times square i guess i i think at some point you'd almost like i think if you honestly did that you'd kind of create a kink in yourself and you'd be like this is kind of hot i think i think we're also starting to narrow down where these creators are from because this is another time square thing by the way this is our new game go buy it

imagine it was just us this card I just want to just credence this have a fat bald man appear out of nowhere and hit on you every time you sneeze

that's fucking that's a hilarious card what if I sneeze three times are there three you got a trio you got a trio it's like now

it just looks like the Sopranos and do I shoo him away how does he go away I guess you guys go like no no no

come on not today not today is it like and is it also is it is it like some fat guy

already exists like teleports to me or have I just created the existence of this fat boy every time I see him I've created a human life a sad human life

and then he just like and every time he stops hitting on you he dies tragically he's like you know complete the loop

oh my god that would be terrible if he just died immediately I'm sorry Jerry he's like no come on man you can't hit on me today I'm with my family

he goes really? really? just dives in front of a bus one time eventually you have to fuck him you'd feel bad if it's the same person

every time you have to just commend the persistence and then you'd fall in love with him or he's like just let me hit on you a little longer I want to live

yeah Jesus I'd be like alright alright give me some pickup lines yeah yeah alright come on nibble my ear a little that'd be scary

okay remove one of your eyeballs with a spoon or have a corkscrew twisted into your belly button corkscrew that sounds bad wait oh

I thought I thought oh you were just reading the fat guy one yeah i said like i gotta give credit he just made that one up okay yeah no that happens to me oh no corkscrew and belly button yeah he's undoubtedly easy i guess that could heal you could heal from that oh man can you though i mean are you saying that it kills me no i'm not saying that the eyeball i can't first of all i wouldn't be able to do it literally i wouldn't be able to do it i i'll do course you're the only two uh that kind of matched

you want me to go alright I'll pick matching ones they're both eating ones so I guess what would you rather eat sure

a poison ivy salad or a human heart bro human heart I think a poison ivy salad might actually kill you Jeffrey Dahmer human heart baby

yeah I would do a poison ivy salad no you wouldn't yes I would no you wouldn't yes I would no you wouldn't

yes I would but then your insides would be itchy I think you'd die from that I don't think you would die. I'm 90% sure you'd die from that. 99% sure. It's starting to sound like a Danny fact.

It is starting to sound like a Danny fact. Throwing out statistics. All right, fine. I'll say 50% sure. I won't die eating a human heart. I'll research and then I'll... All right, then get back to us. If I won't die, I'd rather do a poison ivy salad.

Fair enough. I'd get down a salad pretty quickly. Human heart would be like a full steak. What is a human heart? Like eight ounces? That's a big steak. The size of your fist. I can't even really eat like greens.

It would be really hard to eat a salad, let alone a poison ivy salad. be surprised how fast you could scarf it down. But it's not about how fast I can get it down or have the taste. It's about that my insides will itch. Like, shrieking. Daniel's claw from the outside. I don't know if they'll itch.

They'll definitely be, like, inflamed. You'll have serious digestive issues. And your butthole will itch. Oh, that'll itch. There was someone, there were a group of people who smoked poison ivies, poison oak. Oh, that I can see killing you. They died immediately. Poison oak is different. That's like going right into your bloodstream. I know, I know.

But I think it was their lungs or something. Here, we got two here. Honestly, be careful with your answers because we don't know. We're witches, you know? Right, right, right. Drink 12 ounces of someone else's chewing tobacco spit. Oh. Or.

That's a pint, right? Have a nuclear war break out tomorrow. Be very careful. You know, who knows? Be very careful. We don't want to jinx anything. Well, easily 12 ounces. Oh, so you're forcing us to pick.

Well, I'm not forcing you to pick anything, but... What if I drink this pint of tar and then it happens anyway? Well, that could be. But, you know, it's up to you. This is a very easy one. Nuke the bitch. Nuke it. I guess a nuclear war doesn't have to be, you know,

it could just be with two countries. It doesn't really matter. Okay, you would rather have... Nuke the bitch. ...hundreds of millions of people die than drink 12 ounces of a... Oh, no. I mean, I'm picking 12 ounces. Antonio's a bad man. I'll tell you right now.

I'd rather have a billion people die than me drink an ounce of whatever that was. That's what I'm saying. That's like the easiest trolley problem ever. Is it drinking one single ounce of chewing tobacco spit or a billion people get run over by the trolley? I like the idea. If the train goes on this track, it triggers this system and mechanism that pours chewing spit into your mouth.

It runs over miles and miles of people. Oh, it would take years to run over a billion people. And Antonio is pulling the lever. He's pulling the lever. Crank that bitch. I've got to pull the lever. We're getting off course for sure. Well, that has been Pick Your Poison.

And we certainly did. Thank you for watching. Poisons have for sure been picked. Whoever made this game, check on their moms. True. Leave in the comment below what is the worst one. What is the one that no matter what was on that other card, you would say, I'm picking it.

And leave some in the comments, and maybe we'll answer them. Yeah, make up your own. Oh, yeah. Maybe we'll do a part two. We'd love to answer. Yeah. All right. Tell them where to find you, JT.

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