Picky Boys Podcast - Picky Boys Show & Tell! - Picky Boys Podcast #209

Episode Date: January 9, 2022

In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss the first snow of the year, why mental math is important, Danny's evil cat calendar, why Rubik's cubes are sexy, and how 8-year-old Danny fixed the BP oil... spill! Leave a comment on our Instagram, and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Sir, the bill comes out to $562. Five- Go scratch. Don't even come out anymore. Go, go. We're gonna- If I can just keep this up, eventually the dog will starve. Oh.
Starting point is 00:00:11 The solution was not a good one. What was it? What was it? It was- Ready to go? Yeah. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. First snow of the year.
Starting point is 00:00:23 First snow, snow, snowy snow day. Snow of the year. Yeah, that's good. Thanks for all the help shoveling out there. Snowball fight. You always got to be prepared for a snowball fight. You fucking cucker. You fucking bitch.
Starting point is 00:00:42 And when we were sitting at the podcast, I was like, hurry up, hurry up, because the snowball was melting in my pocket. Yeah, yeah, he was like, hurry, hurry, go, go. And I was like, relax for a second there, pal. Also, I didn't realize how hot you were going to come in. It was the first snow of the year. You got to have a picky boys on podcast snowball fight to ruin and destroy all our equipment. Yeah, it's like, all right, Leah, now I'm not going to pick out all the snow out of, like, everything here.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Listen, you know, it's a, you know, that's what it is. That's what it is. It's snow. What do you think about a snowball fight? The premise of a snowball fight. I think it's, like, it's the closest thing we could probably get to being cavemen. I'm sure that, like, for fun, they would just throw rocks at each other. So now we're throwing this fluffy, cold, upsetting thing.
Starting point is 00:01:23 And it's not as bad as getting hit with a freaking rock. Although sometimes, you know, you got to pack in that little core ice chunk into a snowball to get it to really fly. Yeah. Hopefully it doesn't hit anybody in the tooth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing is, it depends on the type of snow. Like, not all snow is the same.
Starting point is 00:01:37 There are some snow that's, like, dense and very moist, and that's the best snow for a snowball fight. Yeah. Some snow that's not, like, wet enough, it's too fluffy. And when you try to pack it together, it just... Yeah, there's some snow where you're like, oh my god, yay, it's snowing. And you go to, like, and it's just, like, you're picking up sand. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:54 It's like, come on. So you got to have, not only do you have to have snow, but you have to have good snow. Yeah, so it's a double whammy. That fresh, that nar-pow. That fresh nar-pow. That fresh nar-pow. There is a, you took a picture of a fresh ice patch by your steps. Yeah, yeah, there's the entrance to my, the entrance to my side of the house.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Just, you decided not to salt that. Well, that's what you get. What the hell? That's what you get for not coming to help me shovel. You're like, I'll shovel him with a broken hip. that's not my job buddy i'm not i don't have to be the shoveler yeah danny's never shoveled that's why that's why he likes that's why i pay you rent that's why he likes snow still because he never he's never had to shovel a day in his life that's not true i used to make i used to make money
Starting point is 00:02:37 shoveling really yeah entrepreneur yeah a little entrepreneurial i mean i hated it but i but you know it is what it is i i just i when i was a kid i was like an old man like i like my back hurt and So, like, I did do it to get some cash, but I wasn't as rambunctious as some of the other people. Because, you know, they would have flyers and the number, like, give out numbers and say, like, oh, if the snow, when the snow happens, call me and I'll be there.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Oh, yeah, like a business card. It's like, relax, kid. Like, fucking, dude, shovelers came to the door during this last snow thing, and they rung the doorbell three times. Yeah, so. That's a lot of rings. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:18 After the second ring, it's like, you know why? Because the second ring is enough for me to not get up, but a third ring, now I'm getting up because I feel like it's more important than two Cheeto-fingered shovelers come and ask me to do something I'm not going to pay them to do. Why? Why aren't you going to pay?
Starting point is 00:03:35 Why wouldn't you pay them? I'll just do it. Again, never shoveled a day in his life. That's so dumb. No, they'll do it wrong. It's not even worth it. They scratch the cars. They do it wrong.
Starting point is 00:03:43 They scratch the cars. It's not even worth it. The point is, three rings, too many rings. after two get the hint get the hell out of here all right all right whatever i i i just i don't know i i i'll pay i'll pay if there are any shovelers out there i'll pay a shoveler any day shovel for me i did yeah we got a blast from the past showed up i know we did it already what does that mean i got one of these things oh i you ever play did you have a pat did was that Is that an object in your past?
Starting point is 00:04:14 I've never had one of these. You've never had one? Have you had a childhood? Yeah. You've never played this? No. This little thing? You know how to play?
Starting point is 00:04:20 What is it? So it's simple. So in my hand for the audio people, I have the alligator thing where you open the jaw and you pick a tooth until it closes. You want to play? Okay. Go for it.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Just pick a tooth. Nailed it. Is this going to hurt? I assume they tested all the sizes and they made it this size specifically because any bigger than this would feel like a mousetrap, I think. Does it change every time? Yeah, it does.
Starting point is 00:04:45 How does the inner workings of that one... I have no idea. I knew it was going to be that one. Yeah. Ay, fuck. Shot for you. Yeah, I had to take a shot. Give it to him.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Is there any game we have not bastardized and made into a drinking game? Uno Shots was pretty rough. Yeah. Uno Shots, that one... I think we do it for every game. That one was one we hung up real quick. Go Fish, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:11 There were some games where it was really just, we put a deck of cards in the middle of the table, and it's like, okay, do you think this is over or under seven? Wrong shot. Yeah. Very uncreative. We just installed a dart board upstairs. Many shots have been taken.
Starting point is 00:05:23 And Danny's, the problem is, I can't say Danny sucks at darts, because he really doesn't. The problem is, I'm just really good at darts, apparently, for some reason. Yeah, maybe. My arm is sore. That's how much darts have been played.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Bro, we played darts yesterday for like five hours. Yeah. And now, literally, this part of my arm is sore. I feel like a puss. At the end of it, I was so, so drunk because we were playing with shots. We bastardized every game. Yeah, and he wasn't very good that day. I don't even know what that was.
Starting point is 00:05:51 That's not a burp. It's a hiccup. No, it's not a hiccup. It's a hiccup without cupping. What's your trick to get rid of hiccups? I just ignore them. I just go, hey, get out of my body. I told you I know somebody with chronic hiccups, right?
Starting point is 00:06:09 She always has hiccups indefinitely, forever. What does that mean? How many hiccups does that translate to per hour? No, I know what a hiccup is. I know. They're quiet. Yeah, the little tiny ones. I think once you live with it, you kind of learn how to...
Starting point is 00:06:24 I don't know how many an hour. It's hard to... Probably 11. All right, how many hiccups per hour for you to... I don't know if I want to live anymore. 11. Oh, she's at your peak? If I was her, I would kill myself.
Starting point is 00:06:44 That'd be it? Yeah. 11 hookups? Yeah. My number is 11. If I was her, I would walk to the Brooklyn Bridge and leap off. And then hiccup on the way down? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Like one final goodbye? Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm glad that she's okay. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm sure. See, the thing is, if it happened to you now, like if I went, and you hiccup 15 times an hour starting today, that'd be enough.
Starting point is 00:07:12 But growing up with it, I can understand. I think for me, it'd probably be four. After four hiccups an hour, I'd be like, this is it. Yeah. Four hiccups an hour is pretty manageable. No, you could close my book there. One every 15 minutes. Oh, the math.
Starting point is 00:07:27 All right, how many minutes per hour a hiccup? With 11. What are you talking about? With 11. That was a terribly worded math. Did you just ask me? Dude, that's how I felt like all the math questions in school were worded. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:39 I don't know either. 60 divided by 11. It's like a little over 6. That can't be right. Yeah, 6 hiccups per. That literally can't be right. No, no, no. 6 times 10 is 60.
Starting point is 00:07:49 60 divided by 11. Go. 6. 6? It's 6.5? 6.5? No, no, it's 6.2. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:59 You think so? 60 divided, 11 times 6.2 is 60. Yeah. Is that right? 5.2. It's 5. No. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:15 5.2. I think that's still, I think it's a little less. No, no, no. 5.2, 11. No, no, it's not. I think it's like 4.9. That's so wrong. It's definitely not 6.5.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I am horrible at math. Oh, my God. I'm one of those kids who was like, why do I need to learn mental math if I always have a calculator with me? Which I do. Because they always said, you're not always going to have a calculator with you. Not true. I always have a calculator with me. But I shouldn't have said that because it's embarrassing how bad at math I am.
Starting point is 00:08:49 We were trying to play darts upstairs. Oh, boy. I need to use the app. I cannot do mental math. Danny, it's 17 plus 13, 30-bit, pal. He's like, let me do my app. I don't trust you with math. Yeah, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:09:02 I've wiped away. I've gotten rid of the part of my brain that does mental math for more important things. Yeah, like, you know. Like hentai. Tentacles. Loads of tentacles. Yeah. In reality, name one way right now in your day-to-day life where mental math applies.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Tips at a restaurant. Tips at a restaurant. Yeah. But I'm actually good at that. Like, the one thing I've saved is how to calculate 20% of anything. Okay. What's 20% of 84? 20% of 84.
Starting point is 00:09:41 What I do is I double it. Okay. What's double of 84? So that would be 1680. Say 1680. 20%. 1680. 1680.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Yeah. You nailed it. I do the just get 10% and double it. I don't, like, it's the same thing. It's the same thing in a different order. But you have to deal with a bigger number. Like, you were trying to get 168 and then add a decimal. If you get to, like, if you do 8.4 first and double it,
Starting point is 00:10:12 it's a little less scary. No, I'm putting the decimal first. Like, I switched the decimal first. So the decimal goes to the 8. What? Yes, the decimal goes, if it's 84, you take the decimal from about
Starting point is 00:10:27 to the 4 and put it by the 8 and you double that no that's what I did too but why'd you say 168 then if that's what you were doing
Starting point is 00:10:36 that's just how I do man you get the wrong answer it's right and right kind of no it's not kind of it is right well she's getting give me another one
Starting point is 00:10:46 either way she's getting it alright the bill comes out to sir the bill comes out to 562 5 oh it was a good night
Starting point is 00:10:54 Okay, so you take the decimal, 562, and so now we're working with 56.2. Now you double 56.2. That would be 112.40. What a tip she's getting, huh? Yeah. Good bottle service on that one. And I always give – I'm one of those people. I always give 20%.
Starting point is 00:11:17 If you give below – like if it's a bad service, very bad service, I'll give 15% at the minimum. Even if it's a very bad service? Even if it's horrible service. What's horrible service? Like it took a long time to get the food? Or she just messed up the order? And they were rude.
Starting point is 00:11:35 It took a long time. All of those things, I would still give 15%. I give a bad tip. Some people would give no tip for that. But this is what these people work for. This is how they get paid. That's why I hate going to lunch or dinner with some of our friends.
Starting point is 00:11:51 because some of them, who you know who you are, they're like, oh, let's just give, like 15 is like a tip that they would just consider giving to a good waiter. 15%? Yeah. I mean, if you're going to meet anywhere in the middle with somebody who's stingy, like 15 is like,
Starting point is 00:12:07 I wouldn't be like, I wouldn't complain about that. I feel like that's enough. 15% is an atrocious tip. I understand, but if you're with someone who, like I guess in this scenario is stingy, like I feel like getting them to 15, I wouldn't like, I feel like that's not bad. Well, regardless of the advice from my financial counsel, I cover their lack of tip because I'm not going to let you make us look like an asshole, especially places that we go to all the time.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Okay. We're literally going there all the time, and you're going to treat this poor woman like shit? You're going to give 15%? Go scratch. Don't even come out anymore. Go, go. We're going to do that. Do it again.
Starting point is 00:12:48 To you. Dude, you know what happened to me one time? And literally, like, my jaw hit the floor. I was at Texas Roadhouse, by the way. Love Texas Roadhouse. Fucking so good. That brown butter. Holy.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Cinnaboner? Cinnabutter? That brown butter. Oh, God. Love that brown butter. The point. Oh, my God. I'm getting, like, fucking moist thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Okay. That's not where I thought that was going. Ooh. Either way, it comes down to the. The peanuts. Oh, the peanuts. The peanuts. You know, we got.
Starting point is 00:13:14 You're allergic to peanuts. Can't go into there. That's true. Can't. Literally, it's like a force field of nut. Can't go in there. Yeah. and and that's that's i think one of the best qualities of the restaurant it keeps out the
Starting point is 00:13:26 yeah it keeps out it keeps out the people i don't want to be associated yeah yeah i want my peanuts if i want it yeah but i mean that you could like hire someone with a broom like you could sweep up the nuts on the floor yeah there's literally peanuts everywhere yeah either way comes down to the uh end of the bill we gotta pay uh we each decide on i don't know probably like 14 percent we probably decided on like 18 to 20 or whatever i didn't think it was i think we all put in uh seven bucks let's say let's say we all put in seven bucks one of our friends took um no no and then i said you know what i know all right because i want to remember this because it really upset me okay so we each put in seven dollars and i liked her the waitress so i put in like a couple
Starting point is 00:14:09 bucks more like two bucks more or whatever something like very minuscule and one of my friends goes oh if you're putting in two extra i'll take two back from my tip so he so then she didn't get extra and i paid more tip than he did and i swear to god i was gonna flip the table like there was no emotion and like everybody there was multiple people at the table you get in front of people and everyone just looked like what the fuck yeah that's obviously not how that works i was like that that one was a that one was a was a hard thing to sit there with believe this was it yes it It was unbelievably, yes, it was. And, dude, it's never doing it again.
Starting point is 00:14:46 It was so fucking bad. Yeah, yeah. One time we were eating with him, and we had a restaurant, and he ordered, like, white rice and bread. So he ordered what the, like, and we were in Europe, so that's essentially what they give to the table. It's like white rice and bread, yeah. And then he was going to wrap it up, the white rice and bread.
Starting point is 00:15:11 And I was like, first of all, what is this, the Great Depression? Why are you eating like fucking Willie Loman or the death of a salesman? In that moment, I literally looked at him dead in the eyes. I said, fuck. I said, bleep. I said, if you take that home, I am never eating out with you ever again. I swear to God, right in his face. I said, if you take that home, never eating out with you again.
Starting point is 00:15:37 He did not take it home. Yeah, that was cool. Well, he would have. He got ridiculed for it. Oh, dude, imagine asking the waiter, hey, can I take home this free bread and white rice that you put out before we even sat down, please? Can I wrap this up?
Starting point is 00:15:49 Shove it in your pockets and don't tell anybody. Just shove them in and walk out. None of us would know. Also, who eats just, like, flavorless carbs? Who the fuck decides to go to a restaurant and gets white rice and bread? What the fuck? Oh, God, you're putting me right back at that table, too.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Oh, God. It was also brunch. Psychotic behavior. Yeah, it was very scary. Oh, my God. That's very funny. You know, usually this would be a good time of the year for big calendar, the calendar business booming right now.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Because, you know, they're essentially forced to buy a new calendar. Right, because January starts a new year. I went to Staples yesterday. No calendars available. because because because because this again it's it's a good time to be in the calendar sales business you think people are buying them and like selling them on the low yeah scalping calendar who doesn't want a calendar i mean it's it's they're very important it's how you keep track of your life i don't think i've ever owned a calendar well you're such will you let will you let me
Starting point is 00:16:57 everybody owns a calendar everybody i know you own a calendar i bought you a calendar yeah well so you own a calendar who knows where that anyway one of my new year's resolutions was to stop what was to use the things that i have already bought because a lot of times i'll buy something and then be like and then just throw it away or like just kind of you know put it to the side you know i have a rug tufting gun upstairs you do just i have i have so many things that i buy and don't use and so this year i beat big calendar oh okay because oh oh we oh oh it's it's uh show and tell yeah because i was in a thrift shop and i and i and i and i saw a calendar and i was like why are they selling a calendar from 2011 okay and then and and then i
Starting point is 00:17:47 picked it up and i realized that this year it matches with 2011 so it started on a sunday or whatever and then whatever not a leap year and so all the dates are the same so i have 2011 fat cats you bought a 2011 calendar yes because i can i can i can use that i thought you were gonna like how how much was that it wasn't that expensive i know so my point is so out of all the things you've bought the one that you're like i'm gonna buy something and use it this year was like a cheap calendar with chubby cats yes if i can just keep this up eventually the dog will starve oh what the fuck that's a darker tone jesus christ are they all killing animals i'm just going to sit here and hopefully my dumb owner will
Starting point is 00:18:45 die oh nice nice calendar fat cats yeah nice huh look at that oh here's a good one 9-11 was an inside job okay it's just a cat driving oh actually yeah maybe throw that one out actually i don't just we don't condone we don't we don't condone all right owner of that calendar yeah maybe maybe there's a reason i'm gonna go back to 2022 calendar there's a little bit less uncouth because these are these are fat cats and they're very mean they are very rude cats oh that one's sitting next to a child hopefully you didn't eat it oh geez i don't even want to know what that one says oh all right well yeah well big cats big attitude that's that's true
Starting point is 00:19:41 It's true. Huh. All right. Well, there goes that. I did my egg peeling live stream. Oh, yeah, yeah. We unexpectedly went for five hours. It was super fun.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I actually loved it. We had a bunch of people watch the whole time. On my final egg, egg number 31, her name was Eggie Azalea. I would say I got, I don't know, probably 85% done. I was going to go 83% to 87% done. Yeah. I did not at all think. You would get that close.
Starting point is 00:20:12 It was the most patience I've ever had. Yeah, I can't even believe it. And your hands, and then, you know, big hands, a lot of power, just crushed this soft little egg. That's not what happened. Kind of. No, I was trying to hold the... Also, people, if you don't know what we're talking about,
Starting point is 00:20:27 you probably sound insane. That's true, too. There's a trend on TikTok where a surgeon removed an eggshell from its membrane. Yeah. And so piece by piece, you remove. And it has the membrane so thin and fragile. And so you can theoretically take it all off.
Starting point is 00:20:47 And I got really, really far. I was very proud of that. Like a raw egg, not a hard-boiled egg. Because I guess the best way for you to visualize it is if you ever had a hard-boiled egg and you take off the shell, just that film. He was trying to get the whole raw egg just in that film in a little sack. And it got very far. It got very far. And then I just pushed part of the shell the wrong way, and it punctured.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Boom. It was so upsetting. But, you know, listen, I was really happy with the way the stream turned out. And it was also kind of just fun. You know, we were playing some lo-fi, just chilling, peeling an egg. I was baffled by how many people watched and how many people stood the whole time. I know. I got a DM yesterday that said, I have nothing to do tonight, and I'm really upset you're not egg peeling.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Oh, my God. I can't. Imagine you get pigeonholed. We talk about pigeonholing all the time. Imagine that's what you got pigeonholed into doing. Just six hours a day trying to peel an egg. Yeah, that sounds like a prison sentence. Oh, yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:21:41 No, what if you had to do that and you get half your sentence off? People would be doing that all the time. Yeah, of course. I mean, it's not that infuriating. It really isn't. If you had to do that for a month in a row every day. I would do it. Oh, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Like, I would get it done. I would get it. It wouldn't take me a month. I like that mentality. It's like that thing of, like, you either, would you rather stay in prison for a year or be given, like, one of those four-by-four Rubik's Cubes, and if you solve it, you can leave.
Starting point is 00:22:20 I don't know how to solve a Rubik's Cube. Well, then you should really pick, you should truly pick the year because a Rubik's Cube is something that, if you don't know how to solve it, you can not only, you're obviously not only just going to get it you're not going to get it out of luck you're actually sabotaging yourself and making it harder to get.
Starting point is 00:22:37 I mean, so you're probably locked in just a room and you can't see anybody and have anything, right? It's just this room. Of course. Okay, well then yeah, I'd probably take the year in prison. Yeah, I know. I'd come out a different man. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:22:49 But the whole year you'd be thinking God, I think I can probably figure it out though but I'm telling you, you can't. Especially a four-sided one. And I'm sure a lot of people would actually just be in jail forever. Not four-sided, four-paneled. It's nine by nine, right?
Starting point is 00:23:04 No, it's three by, but I'm talking about a four by four one. Oh, a bigger one than that. Yeah. No, the normal three by three, I feel like I can do it. No way. I've done it before. Is it a four by four? What's the normal Rubik's Cube?
Starting point is 00:23:16 I feel like every kid goes through a phase where they're like, I'm going to buy a Rubik's Cube. Rubik's Cube. And this is going to get me laid. Oh, yeah. Hey, ladies, watch this. yeah yeah i was gonna say the people it's like mixing like yeah you go up to the girls like jumble it up babe yeah watch this look at these magic fingers work do you know it's all an equation
Starting point is 00:23:38 the algorithms eventually it'll match up properly like fucking yeah that's another one yeah there are some things where you know you're surprised at the popularity of things like i wouldn't who would expect a cube you know with different colors but i guess people had nothing to do sometimes you say things and you just lose me what who would accept the cube with colors no to be so popular the popular word mr rubik oh mr rubik oh it's true he he did he did know yeah it's a fascinating puzzle also like back then they were like hey this stick and a string toys are us you know like there was nothing there was nothing back then to do and there's a huge huge community around Rubik's
Starting point is 00:24:24 Cubing. Yeah, same thing with cup stacking. Yeah, a lot of people really enjoy it and they push the limits and they either do it super fast or they make a billion-sided one or they make it a triangle. It's a big market, the Rubik's
Starting point is 00:24:40 Cube. You think they're getting laid hard in the Rubik's Cube community? Like the ones that could solve it in like seven seconds? Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude? Yeah. I know, right? God, look at those. I'm sure they're fucking solving Rubik's Cubes on top of each other. Oh, my God. You've solved it in 10 seconds. What do those fingers do?
Starting point is 00:24:53 Oh, solve it inside me. Get a tiny one. My clit's a Rubik's Cube. Can you solve that Rubik's Cube with your tongue, babe? Oh, that was... Oh, you like that one? That was unnecessarily graphic. Thanks for that, Mr. Rubik.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Yeah. What the fuck? I'm sorry. How did we get there? I don't know what happened there. Hmm. Okay. That really just threw me for a whirl.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Yeah, it happens. I feel like I'm slouched over. Like this? Yeah. When my mom watches the podcast, she tells me, stop slouching. Do you think your posture's... I look like a gremlin. Do you think you have good posture?
Starting point is 00:25:37 No. I think... Of course not. You idiot! Of course I have terrible posture! Are you fucking crazy? I think I also have very not good posture. Very not good.
Starting point is 00:25:46 My spine probably looks like a winding road. Dude, my spine is probably crying all the time. Yeah. Also, when I'm editing, like, I could kind of just feel it. Yeah, that's why you should really spend money on, again, don't take this straight, because I'm, again, I'm horrible at money. You should really spend $4,000 on- But you should really spend money on a good ergonomic chair.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Big word. And a bed, because those, you spend a lot of time on those two things. Your bed's important. I was debating getting those, do you see the one for the posture thing where you put it here and it zaps you or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I want that, but maybe that vest that kind of straightens you out, I was thinking about getting.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Is it a vest that does it? Yeah, it's kind of like- Like a corset? I guess so. Kind of, kind of like that. Also, those are wild, still around, by the way. Yeah, I mean, for some reason, as humans, we're obsessed with that hourglass-y figure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Yeah. You make your organs like that. Yeah, and they push your bosoms up. And they push your bosoms up. I always thought, for like ever, I thought bosoms was your butt. No. Every time in movies, when they're like, oh, my bosom. I was like, huh, this is maybe, I don't know what's going on with my anatomy,
Starting point is 00:26:58 because this doesn't look right. I don't know why. It sounds like a butt, you know? I don't think it does. But it sounds like. Because it's bosoms. You never just talk about. Butt cheeks.
Starting point is 00:27:08 A bosom. You never just talk about one bosom. That's true, too. It's bosoms. I was going to say butt and bosom, but boobs and bosoms, same thing. Yeah, I think I've always thought bosom was. Good for you. Bosoms.
Starting point is 00:27:20 You were so smart as a child, I bet. I was really so intelligent as a child, or I thought I was. I sent a letter to Obama. You were a child during Obama? Yeah. Was that 2008? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:36 So were you. Well, I didn't say I wasn't. During the BP oil spill. Well, first of all... What could a 13, 11-year-old Danny... Hold on, hold on. 11-year-old Danny... First of all, do you know that if you send a letter to your president,
Starting point is 00:27:52 you get one back? From him? Well, it says it's from him, but it's from his... It's like sending a letter to Santa? Some dumb White House intern. Okay, thank you. But I sent a letter during the BP oil spill because I thought they were trying to...
Starting point is 00:28:06 The pipeline had burst, and there was too much pressure, and they were trying to figure out how to close it. And they put their best minds to it. The Danny, eight-year-old Danny in Middle Village. And I thought, hey, I got an idea. Put your fake plug on. Yeah, and so I sent them. I mean, it was a lengthy typed out letter
Starting point is 00:28:27 with drawn graphics. And references. Yeah, it was MLA certified or whatever. Yeah, it was proofread and checked. And it was peer-reviewed. i know i said i said what if you well the solution was not a good one what was it what was it it was if you poke more holes in the pipeline then the pressure of the main hole will be on will be relieved and you can plug them up
Starting point is 00:28:59 but then obviously that strategy falls apart because eventually you'll still have one hole to plug and that will again return to the pressure that the main hole had i get i unbelievably understand 11 year old danny logic i get it because i was about to say you know not a bad solution until yeah the swiss cheese still will have one hole left at the end yeah so it wasn't a great solution i'm i mean i'm sure obama read it and was like who's this fucking idiot or he went get this guy in here this is a make-a-wish kid at least you got one back though that's cool yeah you never got a fucking letter from north dakota yeah south dakota oh yeah he still went back and he said i i i can already tell that you're gonna have a promising career in stem
Starting point is 00:29:52 wrong stem that's like engineering yeah it's science science something engineering and math Science, tech, engineering, and math. Oh. Oh. Yeah, he was wrong. He was wrong. So thanks, Obama. There's still...
Starting point is 00:30:08 Thanks, Obama. There's still a chance you get into engineering. That's true. Maybe I will have a promising career in engineering. You never know. Like, are you that kid
Starting point is 00:30:15 that said we should poke more holes in the BP oil spill? Yeah. Why is it BP oil spill? That's different. All right, tell them where to find you, Danny. Let's get out of here. You can follow me at
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Starting point is 00:30:41 I also just remembered you hit me with a snowball. I did. God damn it. Thank you.

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