Picky Boys Podcast - Reviewing The Best Sushi Buffet! - Picky Boys Podcast #163

Episode Date: April 29, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss wearing team gear to sports games, the worst bars ever, paying a debt after saving a life, the Osc...ars mishap, and toys coming to life. Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I broke my leg that day. I should do it. You should not do it. Actually, you shouldn't. Would you eat sushi off somebody? No. Because you're lying to a plethora of people? You know, who knows what they did when I wasn't looking. What? Danny's just going to start talking like this, crunching up. Welcome back to the P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Podcast. welcome back to the picky boys podcast what's going on nothing much nothing much we're going to a to go into a baseball game today first sporting event in eons eons four years it's been it's it does feel like a long time i haven't gone since before the times anyway that's not true
Starting point is 00:00:42 that is not true it's not true actually in any regard we we were we were we were at a football game like right before this whole panini started yeah right right before they uh they gave us the hard press i i went out and bought this sweatshirt today because i have a weird thing i feel very uncomfortable going to any sports game without some kind of paraphernalia yeah i don't like my uh finelia i i don't care at all well it's not about you you should don't don't just feel like it just feels like not it just feels like not you're not included it's like it's like you wouldn't go to the beach without a bathing suit you wouldn't go to a wedding without a tuxedo So you wouldn't go to a sports game without even a hat.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Just a hat. Okay. But, you know, I bought the ticket. I'm here. You invite me to the wedding. I'm a guest. I showed up. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:01:28 I can show up in jeans. Leave me alone. Don't invite me next time. You can't. But the thing is, unlike a wedding, baseball is very optional. You don't have to wear it. But you really seem like kind of a loser, honestly. That was rude.
Starting point is 00:01:45 That was rude. You ever see somebody, especially like somebody that doesn't even wear the team's colors, like at the very least wear a color of the team, at the very minimum. I'm going to be on the Jumbotron just like this. It makes it more fun when everybody's together. Now, first of all, we're definitely not getting on Jumbotron if you wear that. Oh, I'm getting on Jumbotron. We are definitely not getting on Jumbotron.
Starting point is 00:02:07 The only reason we may get on the Jumbotron is because of this bad. Just because that by itself will do it. It's because of this. Yeah, no, I agree. Have you ever been on the Jumbotron? Uh, no. I've been on it. I haven't been on, like, any of the crazy cameras.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Like Kiss Cam? But, like, you know, sometimes they just, like, pan to the crowd, and they're like, hey, there I am. Oh, actually. I've been on that. Oh, man, I don't know if I still have this picture, but they caught me slipping. One time I was, I think it was on TV,
Starting point is 00:02:32 and my friend sent a picture of me, and I was just, like, mouthing this sandwich. Like, you could tell, like, I didn't. You were just, like, gobbling and glistening? Oh, God, dude, I did not care about the game at all. You could tell my eyes were closed. It was like, mm, it was like a full bite. Oh, I missed that sandwich.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Well, baseball games are very peculiar because baseball games, the way the stadium is built, it's almost as if you're not supposed to watch the game. I mean, especially Citi Field, where the Mets play. I mean, and also Yankee Stadium to a degree. There's so much more to do than just like regular concession. You know, like at a Jets game or, you know, a basketball game, And, like, you know, you have your beers outside, but that's a gift shop maybe.
Starting point is 00:03:19 That's pretty much where it ends. But at baseball games, they have all these little activities you can do. There's, like, actual, like, restaurants where you can sit down and eat. It's, like I said, it's like they know the game is, you know, old and boring. Did you see Dave Portobello was on Bar Rescue? They did, like, a little episode. Oh, that was, like, two years ago. Oh, it was two years ago?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Oh, it just popped up now. I was thinking about it. I love bar rescuing. Yeah, I know you love bar rescuing. And I was thinking about it. Have you ever been to a bar quite as bad as what they have on there? Because I don't think I've ever had. I've been to a bar that they've rescued.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Like before or after the queue? I was there after, but my parents have been there before. Oh. It's in Breezy Point. Generational. It's in Rockway, a bungalow bar. Oh, shit. That was on bar rescue.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Okay, but that's still post-rescue. I'm saying, have you ever been to a bar that's that bad where the food was garbage, there's fruit flies in all the drinks, the drinks suck, you send drinks back? I did go to one really shitty bar. I forgot what it's called. Oh, it was that bad? No, I forgot what it's called.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Is that the name of it? It is in St. Louis, and it's a topless bar, but there is... Couldn't the men be topless? They have an artist come and paint over the breasts with different things. So it's like you can see the form, but you can't see the boob. And that was a bad bar? That bar sounds very good.
Starting point is 00:05:00 That was a bad bar, and I'll tell you why. A couple nipples in the drinks? Because it was, well, first of all, I mean, you know, it's good in theory, but the crowd this attracts, not good. That's a very good point. Second point. How do I eloquently put this? Only woman and...
Starting point is 00:05:24 They weren't skimming off the top, you know? They were ugly women. They were not ugly women. Good bosoms? That's where things start to get a little... Not good bosoms. because you can hide the facade of the paint.
Starting point is 00:05:42 It's... Well, it was like one of them was painted Pinocchio and Pinocchio's nose was lying that day. No, there's a little... You know, there's a few older women,
Starting point is 00:05:50 a little bit less supple. You want some... You know, you want some... You want some range on that age scale? Do you want some age? I want some elasticity to my titty.
Starting point is 00:06:00 I was... Someone... One of these older women and, you know, good for her. God bless her. God bless. But she was... Paint your titty.
Starting point is 00:06:06 she was taking she was giving us a round of shots probably like disgusting like you know lemon drop shots that were in like plastic cups oh you know yeah yeah um and uh the ones that are given to the cats outside and um she the knockers knocked into the drinks like went in or knocked them over like like oh hey yeah darling like like or just like she buys you a shot and you have to like take her like tit out of your drink like oh god but it was very bad and there's also a guy
Starting point is 00:06:42 that goes around and tries with a GoPro and tries to get video of like for promotional I don't know if it was just this night for promotional material and he came up and he was like alright get crazy and like we were not getting crazy whatsoever like we were just like
Starting point is 00:06:58 talking he was like let's go guys and then like a few of the bartenders came over and they were like come on get going and we were just like what just happened now we are clapping the hands yeah but dude that's i don't know that's the worst when someone uh like the dj or someone i don't know whoever's in the spotlight right now tells the crowd to do something everyone's just like nah it was let's just say it was a weird vibe i'd rather look at that that's the that's the the moral of the story i'd be i mean that sounds cool i guess food and drink food and drink and and and and and nakedness nakedness yeah tend not to work from
Starting point is 00:07:38 what i've seen would you eat uh sushi off somebody no like you know how they kind of like at these weird parties they kind of have this platter of a of a woman and like they put sushi on her and they eat it off her you never seen that i mean that's fine what if it's from like a five-star restaurant yeah supposedly in atlanta the the strip clubs have very good um food you think the Atlanta patrons of that strip club aren't eating sushi off a stripper's butt? I don't think that. I wouldn't eat it off a stripper. No?
Starting point is 00:08:08 No. Like a table higher probably? Yeah, just like a... Is it a table higher or a higher for a table? I guess what does it matter, right? Oh, cleanliness, you know, sanitation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sanitation. Yeah, I mean, you know, it is
Starting point is 00:08:23 what it is. But like I said, from my experience, the food and the mix of the food and nude do not uh work well never mix food and nude no you get screwed no i don't if i saw a lobster roll on someone's uh cooch i might you know oh that looks good a lobster roll what what sorry yeah we what do you do where are you getting these lobster dude that exists there's sushi that has lobster in it and it's a lobster roll i think you're talking about crab no god damn it how many times what we go through this all about crab it's because well so you tell me it's it's illegal for
Starting point is 00:08:58 For Japanese to put lobster in their sushi. It's illegal. It doesn't exist. I don't think it's illegal, and I don't know, but I don't think it happens often. That's fine. Because it's too pricey. I mean, we're already eating off a woman. I don't think this is a cheap place.
Starting point is 00:09:16 It's too pricey. I mean, even a lot of sushi that I get, it's like the crab sushi is usually like imitation crab, which is like not real crab. What's imitation lobster? Crab. so maybe i'm eating crab rolls but when you say lobster roll i'm thinking of the buttery hoagie delicious buttery yeah cape cod fucking main lobster i love lobster rolls dude i don't like lobster rolls at all what's not to like i don't know the the roll do you the lobster the roll is a piece of texas toast like brioche with butter it's so good i don't like that green the green
Starting point is 00:09:57 Green. What is it? Parsley? No, I think it's like chives or something. I don't think it's just parsley. Chives is just green onion. Well, you know what? Why is it green?
Starting point is 00:10:05 Get it out of here. Give me my red onion. I don't think you're very... Palatable? Yeah, you may not have a... A sophisticated palate. You're a monster. You may not have a sophisticated palate.
Starting point is 00:10:16 You don't even know that lobster rolls exist. Let's talk about the Oscars. Did you watch the Oscars? uh no i boycott the oscars i didn't watch the oscars either but i heard that uh it was well i mean every year the oscars is a shit show like yeah that's just kind of uh that's just kind of it's it's almost like they do it on purpose but but but but this year the big the big conundrum big hoo-ha was was that always always always the last uh so first of all the the the the rumor is has always been that nobody knows like only a very few select people know who's
Starting point is 00:10:59 gonna win what okay and for many years people did not believe that until this year and i'll tell you why usually the the the last category is a sleeper no best best film oh yeah yeah that's right that's like the big the big one this year they changed the last category to best actor and everybody was a little confused why uh and and and and and then they put two and two together and they were like oh uh the late chadwick boseman is nominated for a role it is like posthumously nominated for an oscar for a movie he did and so dude they probably know that like he's gonna win because like why would they they've never done this why would they change the actor to the last and it's like this big thing like he's like you know he's he's he's dead unfortunately and he still gave this great
Starting point is 00:11:54 performance like let's give it to him happened with heath ledger back in yeah yeah it happened with heath ledger um and then and then uh anthony hopkins who is still very much alive uh won oh not not chad chad so so so people thought oh they they must be doing this because it's like they know chad mcbozeman's gonna win and so they're gonna do like it's the last category like this chad mcbozeman like rest in peace this right the other uh he did not win okay anthony hopkins won who was not even there and and and then and then um uh joaquin phoenix who was hosting was just like good night it was it was it was the weirdest ending ever and everybody was just like what what happened and are they getting flack for that or something oh yeah i
Starting point is 00:12:43 mean they literally had like one job to give it to a dead guy i mean also also i mean it was like suppose so like supposedly it was like a very very good performance do we know what movie or uh i don't know what it's it's it's it's like a it's like a drama movie oh like an oscar grabber like he was he was the quote-unquote front runner oh okay well i mean yeah if he deserved it like i don't like this shit i've just given it to the to dead people i don't like it but yeah if he deserved and if he was the actual front runner then okay that's weird then yeah and but again and it's also just weird to then change the it seems like you're doing something if you change the category to the end maybe you know it seems like you're trying to do something and everybody
Starting point is 00:13:25 thought it was going to be like this this this this like farewell like little uh you know whatever um and it wasn't it's an award show about movies with twists might as well add a twist at the end of the award show yeah i mean at this point just just cancel these things who even watches them anymore all the old i don't know the old bats think it's they they they're they die for that little gold man because the oscars is like a very strange like uh secretive voting system no one knows who the academy is but do they no one knows well i mean someone knows i think they do imagine just one guy i didn't like that one i also picture like this the thing is because they're like i think the reason you're supposed to keep it secret is because you may be a lot of them are in the movie
Starting point is 00:14:14 industry and you may know people and so you don't want to pay them so you don't want them to know yeah exactly you don't want them to know that you know you you you you have voting authority i guess so but you think someone like i don't know like george clooney doesn't know who it is or who's like a top actor like anthony hopkins doesn't know who it is i think i think the actors are actually the ones that are pretty shielded from it i guess that makes sense yeah but it's not like the actors are going to go to these like this old guy who picks them the movies and give money it would be like their studio or something but it's on you know it doesn't matter yeah i guess so it's on the actors because and i believe it because leo would have had an oscar right now
Starting point is 00:14:54 that's true and if anybody knew what and you definitely can't leave it in the hands of the people no offense for people i don't know i don't know if this is even like a thing if people want this like be able to vote for the best movie of the year you can't leave it up to us there's too many varying opinions and people like transformers well it's not even it's like it's not even about varying opinions is that for some reason people people who like shitty things really like them you know it's like it's it's like you know the like that that's why everybody thinks the the streamies and like all those like the kids choice awards and stuff those are all a joke because it's like okay so there's there's five creators on here it's it's it's really not who
Starting point is 00:15:39 did the best this year who who made the best content who was the the best who even got the most views it's really just about how much how dedicated is this person's fan base and will they vote every day that's what i'm saying make 10 new email accounts to vote every day yeah that's a popularity contest it's like if yeah of course the person with 20 million followers compared to 2 million probably gonna win no but but even even then it's like it's people who if you have if you have quote-unquote stands that's you're gonna win that's all you need you're gonna win something if if you know like if you the you know you know who's a good fan army the k-pop people they will they actually do have like millions they will they will they they they're ferocious
Starting point is 00:16:24 dude imagine being such a fan like an internet hurricane i'm not saying this ever happened but i do think it could imagine being such a fan of somebody that if they said right now jump off this bridge or jump off this building that they would do it i feel like that's the someone would definitely i feel like that's the k-pop people and dude that to me is psychotic but maybe i just don't understand what's happening you know yeah because like halfway out of that sentence i kind of answered it for myself so now i feel kind of dumb i don't know i mean it's it's like the you know the old the old mom's saying it's like if your friends jumped off a bridge would you and i was i always used to say like yeah probably probably yeah i probably would too but i'd definitely think
Starting point is 00:17:04 about it i would everybody i knew was doing it if he jumped off and like you saw his little head and he was still swimming no broken bones i'd probably jump i mean i don't want to like what are we gonna do meet up now too much travel that's not the point what i was gonna say is like to these people right if they let me get a little deep for a second if if they consider that these artists essentially did save their lives in the sense where like they were really deep deep deep down in a hole and this this artist brought him out of it and then you know you almost owe them their lives and i was like okay jump off the bridge like well i wouldn't be here this long anyway without you whoop yeah it's like it's like it's rude like if i ever let's say you ever saved my
Starting point is 00:17:39 life right if you ever like straight up like i know definitively that i was gonna die and you saved my life and then you ever needed anything or you needed me to die for you technically i should Well, yeah. I should, technically. Yeah, I don't know if should is the right word. Definitely should. No, you definitely shouldn't die for anybody, honestly. But you certainly owe them something.
Starting point is 00:18:06 I'm not saving Danny's life if he ever needed it. And I wouldn't ask you to. This backwards thought. I wouldn't ask you to die to save my life. That doesn't make any sense. If you saved mine? So? But I would do it.
Starting point is 00:18:21 But I didn't have to, but it's totally different because I didn't have to die to save your life. No, my point is you wouldn't have to ask me. I would just, you should, I should do it. I should do it. You should not do it. Actually, you shouldn't. It's, it's, it's, it's not equal. It's not an equal comparison.
Starting point is 00:18:38 If, if, if, if I saved your life and I didn't die, then you only owe me saving my life without dying. You don't have to then sacrifice your own life. That makes no sense. I wouldn't be. That makes no sense. I wouldn't be breathing if you didn't say that. So, and so you're going to, and so for the nice, that essentially erases the good thing I did for you then.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Because now you're not going to be breathing on behalf of me. But you'll be breathing. That is so ridiculously dumb. If someone buys you a shot at the bar. That's so ridiculously dumb. If someone buys you a shot at the bar later in that night, if you don't buy them a shot, you're a dead man. That's totally different.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Same thing. That is totally different. Same exact, a shot for a shot, a life for a life. that's an eye for an eye no that is that doesn't that that is totally totally different that's like saying if if so if if if someone stops you from taking a shot yeah you were about you were just on the brink of alcohol poisoning yeah and then i'm about to bring on the brink of alcohol and i smack it out of your face so you smack it out of my face and take it and give yourself alcohol poisoning what you're you're adding and you're adding an extra thing it's for you and and and
Starting point is 00:19:46 and not just an extra thing, your entire being. No, no, you missed it. That makes no sense. No, but you're forgetting the fact in that story that you just made up is when the guy has a gun to our heads, and it's like, one of you has to take this shot, and then I took it for you. You forgot that part of your fabricated story.
Starting point is 00:20:01 No, this doesn't make any sense. I feel like it makes a little bit of sense. It probably makes a little bit of sense. No, no, it makes a little bit of sense, but should? No. You shouldn't do anything? first of all you shouldn't do anything for any celebrity oh well that's well okay you should
Starting point is 00:20:22 okay that's true it's not should it's not should you you can you are more than welcome to if you feel indebted to them maybe you feel like you you might want to you feel inclined to do so definitely you should not do anything i think you're confusing should with um need to i feel like should's fair but need to is okay that's a lot that's essentially what you mean i think different words i think you should do it that's yeah that that is what i said that means that means i need to do it that's that's like one step below need it's like all right need should could potentially maybe maybe no i'll think about it never i'll think about it over the weekend that's the scale i'll think about it over the weekend always a no i'll sleep on it always a no can you
Starting point is 00:21:11 people just say no to plans like what will you do will you be a decent human being and make up something you have to do why i'd say no like no i don't want to do that it's just so rude is it it's it's it's rude to just lie to this person's face like i'll catch you next time that's fine i don't wanna no i'm not i'm in a i'm not in the mood if you just come up with a lie you're not you're not in the mood it just seems it just seems but why do i why do i have to come up with something if i know that me being there will make everyone's time worse because i'm not in the mood to be no i mean don't get me wrong you are 100 absolutely in the right here but i don't think so okay i understand like it's just not it's just not i i i would just you know i got a thing i got a
Starting point is 00:21:57 thing yeah but you know the problem like that you know what that does though it's a lot of people do that a lot of people it's like we have a friend too that used to just never uh you're never allowed to put him on social media and that means he is lying to somebody if not everybody you know and now you're i'd rather you not come because now you're restricting my time i don't want to i don't want to put pressures on other people it's like oh i i'm now i have to lie to this person for me to not show up so now i can't like do this it's like just no i don't want to come you know yeah and especially agree just on the guy i just explained to for us to not be able to post pictures now of us being out or share memories or capture moments because you're lying to a plethora
Starting point is 00:22:37 of people, get your life together and get out of my face. Well, I mean, how do you tie it up in so many things that you're lying to all these people? That's crazy. I don't know. Or you're just really scared of one person. Yeah. Again, and so you should say to that person. Don't come.
Starting point is 00:22:53 A lie. That's the point. But then now you have to prove the lie. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but if you're hanging out with another person, that is the excuse. I'm just saying if I say, what are you doing today? You're saying nothing.
Starting point is 00:23:11 What are you thinking about doing? And I say something that you don't want to do, and you just say no. It's just like – No, I feel like you're losing yourself there because – Oh, yes. I guess if you say nothing already, then you're kind of – Yeah, you're losing yourself there. I think it's just like everyone's together, and now you're trying –
Starting point is 00:23:27 I guess you're including this person or you just you want to do something and then they just say no I don't think there should be any pre come but I but I try not to lie about it. What I do is I omit, I know I Create tasks on a list that are not necessary, but something that I can do during that time It's like oh, no, I gotta go. I gotta go to you know. Yeah, I gotta go to like here That's why you've been at Ikea so much. I'm like I'm gonna be at Ikea so much cuz I just moved into a new apartment No, I've been to Ikea because I love Ikea. And that's true, too.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Just say no, kids. Just say no. No, no, no, no. Just say no. Don't say no to drugs. Just have something. Just be busy. Always be busy.
Starting point is 00:24:10 The best thing, if you're kind of antisocial, which I am not, but if you're antisocial, the best thing is to just be busy. because because because because that i like it because it it makes your friends think that i did want to be there i really did but i but but i but i couldn't you know i instead of just like i don't want to come well then maybe you know if you say i'll tell you this much if you say i don't want to come enough you're not going to be invited anymore that's true that's true that's the risk So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so if you're busy, you, you say, oh, I wish I could go, oh my God, your sister's, your sister's bar mitzvah, bat mitzvah, I think
Starting point is 00:24:57 it's called. Whatever, we think about the bar. Your sister's confirmation is, sounds so fun. Oh my God, I want to, I want to meet your whole family and all your relatives and, and not be able to drink. I want to, I want to go, it's not an open bar. Oh, I want to go so bad. I want to go so bad, but I do unfortunately have to go to, uh, you know.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I broke my leg that day. No. No, those are too egregious. This isn't like school. You can't use like a dead relative. What? No, you just say something. The key is you say something is already booked.
Starting point is 00:25:30 It's booked. I booked a tour of the Krispy Kreme factory. I can't cancel that. It's on the books. I paid money for it. It's literally on the books. You could also tell when you're losing someone, though, because it's like, oh, where are you guys going?
Starting point is 00:25:47 Oh, who's going to be there? Oh, what time? I'm doing something that day. You know, like you can't ask. Well, I mean, if you're employing this strategy and you don't have those answers laid out, then you're a novice. No, no, no, I'm not talking about that. I'm saying you can't ask all these questions as someone who might not go,
Starting point is 00:26:04 and then when you hear something you don't like after annoying this person so much about the facts of the night, go, not going. That's when it gets annoying. I don't need to ask that many questions. No, that's not, I'm not saying, I'm saying some people do. Like, some people will ask, like, even our friends, they'll ask, oh, who's going to be there?
Starting point is 00:26:18 What are you guys doing? And, like, ask all this just to, no, not coming, just to know the information. Like, stay away from my family. You're not invited back. I, I, I require the activity. That's fine. And sometimes the people who are going to be there. And the time.
Starting point is 00:26:32 But you'll probably come. Like, nine times out of ten, you're not at Ikea. Ten times out of ten. Ten times out of ten, you're not at Ikea. I show up to everything. But the point is, there are some people that are, already know they're not going, but they ask all these questions yeah well yeah i had somebody a few days ago that was like i said somebody client list somebody on my client list and i was and i was like uh this on the other
Starting point is 00:26:55 like you should come this this this and uh they were like uh oh well i won't be here too late and i know you probably want to get to bed so oh they put you to bed and i was like they give you a bedtime bitch it's friday it's well no it's saturday first of all and so so just say no just say no if you don't want to come just say no they gave little danny a bedtime yeah they they i was shocked i said i will you i know you i know you probably want to go to bed first of all do you even know who i am i haven't been to bed at 11 p.m in centuries and you know what and now in fact i'm staying up all night bitch and i'm gonna i'm gonna i don't know no i just doubled down i just double down on the awkwardness i said i'm not going to bed for many hours so please god come
Starting point is 00:27:39 please i beg you god i'm not going to bed tonight me and you were hanging i beg you to come oh dude that is so funny and then they came oh wow and they tucked you in and they talked on the forehead no i don't i don't i don't sleep no sleep till danny oh there's something there's One other thing I wanted to talk about. What the frick was it? You never, like, tried to sneakily buy something or get your parents to sneakily buy something that, like, you probably used for something else?
Starting point is 00:28:10 Like, hey, mom, or dad, can you go get me this jar and two sponges and a rubber glove? I'm making a science project. You know, like, something like that. I can't go buy stuff. I got, like, nickels. No.
Starting point is 00:28:24 No? No, one time I had a... Didn't work. I had a bunch of Batman figurines, um and i and uh we were at like a toy store one day and there was a barbie and ken camping set and uh so i took that's why i was like please please buy this for me you wanted the barbie i want the barbie and ken camping set and my mom and dad were like why and i was like and i explained i just explained it to them and i was like look at this cool camping gear like batman
Starting point is 00:28:53 and robin can go camping together is that and i took the barbie and ken threw him in the trash oh okay see i literally threw them in the garbage i should have just given them to like a a child but another another child but but but but but they had like a little a little a little stove and a little apron and i and i just thought that that was incredibly comical that these two like awesome superheroes were just like cooking it up in the backyard superheroes need some brokeback mountains sometimes that's not what they did but but but but you you were like so perfectly on the right track to what I was saying
Starting point is 00:29:29 until the end there. But if you did want to buy the Barbie and Ken doll and make them kiss in your room by yourself, but you said, oh no, I want this for Batman and your parents bought it
Starting point is 00:29:40 and you played with Barbie and Ken, that was exactly what I was saying. So you're saying that... You're still saying Batman and Robin. No. Yes. No, yes. Of course I'm still saying that.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Sure, we can rewrite history and say that. Rewrite history and... I mean... I don't know. I mean, they were on a camping trip. I mean, you know, who knows what they did when I wasn't looking. What?
Starting point is 00:30:00 They toy storied you? Yeah, who knows what they toy storied you? They were in the tent, you know? I don't know. You ever try to catch your toys? No. Oh, I tried to catch my toys. I'm not a psychopath.
Starting point is 00:30:10 I tried to catch them. I thought they were plotting to kill me. I tried to. I was. Dude, I would. I give them their private space. They can do whatever they want in that tent. Dude, they can do whatever they want in the tent, too.
Starting point is 00:30:19 They spend all day fighting crime. Yeah, and then just hanging out together. but just cook up a few burgers and dogs and then hit the... So after watching Toy Story, you never tried to catch your toys talking? Get the... Dude, I was set in traps.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I was set... I didn't even understand how they knew the cameras or I left my phone recording. I didn't even understand how they knew that. I thought they were really smart. Then I just found out, you know, probably not talking to each other. Yeah, no, I didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Get a childhood. I didn't really have that, like, you know... But you were an only child. You just had, like, you and your toys at some point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Well, that's why I... You weren't hoping they talked? Not really. Well, it'd be too scary? No, it's just... That always seemed weird to me. Like, why would you hope that your toys were, like,
Starting point is 00:31:05 oddly alive? Dude, honestly, same thing. I feel like, as a kid, I was really... I really wanted to know, but once I found out, I'd probably, like, shit myself.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I'd probably be way too scared. I'd be like... I wouldn't... I'd literally be like Sid in Toy Story 1. I probably wouldn't be able to look at an inanimate object, I'm ranting, but in the new Toy Story, just a fork could move now, so now I'm eating my
Starting point is 00:31:25 soup and a spoon. But it had googly eyes. Yeah, well, sorry. So if I put googly eyes on my spoon and I'm eating soup, it could spit it back in my face. You know? How do you live like that? By the way, that was the best character in the entire movie. It's the best character in all four movies.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Potentially. Potench. Yeah, I don't know. And then that's all I got. All right, let's get the flippy dip. What am I? You spilled something? I said I feel like we're cool as well.
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