Picky Boys Podcast - Reviewing The Best Sushi Buffet! - Picky Boys Podcast #163
Episode Date: April 29, 2021New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss wearing team gear to sports games, the worst bars ever, paying a debt after saving a life, the Osc...ars mishap, and toys coming to life. Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/
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I broke my leg that day. I should do it. You should not do it. Actually, you shouldn't.
Would you eat sushi off somebody? No. Because you're lying to a plethora of people?
You know, who knows what they did when I wasn't looking.
What? Danny's just going to start talking like this, crunching up.
Welcome back to the P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Podcast.
welcome back to the picky boys podcast what's going on nothing much nothing much we're going
to a to go into a baseball game today first sporting event in eons eons four years it's
been it's it does feel like a long time i haven't gone since before the times anyway that's not true
that is not true it's not true actually in any regard we we were we were we were at a football
game like right before this whole panini started yeah right right before they uh they gave us the
hard press i i went out and bought this sweatshirt today because i have a weird thing i feel very
uncomfortable going to any sports game without some kind of paraphernalia yeah i don't like my
uh finelia i i don't care at all well it's not about you you should don't don't just feel like
it just feels like not it just feels like not you're not included it's like it's like you
wouldn't go to the beach without a bathing suit you wouldn't go to a wedding without a tuxedo
So you wouldn't go to a sports game without even a hat.
Just a hat.
Okay.
But, you know, I bought the ticket.
I'm here.
You invite me to the wedding.
I'm a guest.
I showed up.
I'm here.
I can show up in jeans.
Leave me alone.
Don't invite me next time.
You can't.
But the thing is, unlike a wedding, baseball is very optional.
You don't have to wear it.
But you really seem like kind of a loser, honestly.
That was rude.
That was rude.
You ever see somebody, especially like somebody that doesn't even wear the team's colors,
like at the very least wear a color of the team, at the very minimum.
I'm going to be on the Jumbotron just like this.
It makes it more fun when everybody's together.
Now, first of all, we're definitely not getting on Jumbotron if you wear that.
Oh, I'm getting on Jumbotron.
We are definitely not getting on Jumbotron.
The only reason we may get on the Jumbotron is because of this bad.
Just because that by itself will do it.
It's because of this.
Yeah, no, I agree.
Have you ever been on the Jumbotron?
Uh, no.
I've been on it.
I haven't been on, like, any of the crazy cameras.
Like Kiss Cam?
But, like, you know, sometimes they just, like, pan to the crowd,
and they're like, hey, there I am.
Oh, actually.
I've been on that.
Oh, man, I don't know if I still have this picture,
but they caught me slipping.
One time I was, I think it was on TV,
and my friend sent a picture of me,
and I was just, like, mouthing this sandwich.
Like, you could tell, like, I didn't.
You were just, like, gobbling and glistening?
Oh, God, dude, I did not care about the game at all.
You could tell my eyes were closed.
It was like, mm, it was like a full bite.
Oh, I missed that sandwich.
Well, baseball games are very peculiar because baseball games,
the way the stadium is built,
it's almost as if you're not supposed to watch the game.
I mean, especially Citi Field, where the Mets play.
I mean, and also Yankee Stadium to a degree.
There's so much more to do than just like regular concession.
You know, like at a Jets game or, you know, a basketball game,
And, like, you know, you have your beers outside, but that's a gift shop maybe.
That's pretty much where it ends.
But at baseball games, they have all these little activities you can do.
There's, like, actual, like, restaurants where you can sit down and eat.
It's, like I said, it's like they know the game is, you know, old and boring.
Did you see Dave Portobello was on Bar Rescue?
They did, like, a little episode.
Oh, that was, like, two years ago.
Oh, it was two years ago?
Oh, it just popped up now.
I was thinking about it.
I love bar rescuing.
Yeah, I know you love bar rescuing.
And I was thinking about it.
Have you ever been to a bar quite as bad as what they have on there?
Because I don't think I've ever had.
I've been to a bar that they've rescued.
Like before or after the queue?
I was there after, but my parents have been there before.
Oh.
It's in Breezy Point.
Generational.
It's in Rockway, a bungalow bar.
Oh, shit.
That was on bar rescue.
Okay, but that's still post-rescue.
I'm saying, have you ever been to a bar that's that bad
where the food was garbage, there's fruit flies in all the drinks,
the drinks suck, you send drinks back?
I did go to one really shitty bar.
I forgot what it's called.
Oh, it was that bad?
No, I forgot what it's called.
Is that the name of it?
It is in St. Louis, and it's a topless bar,
but there is...
Couldn't the men be topless?
They have an artist come and paint over the breasts with different things.
So it's like you can see the form, but you can't see the boob.
And that was a bad bar?
That bar sounds very good.
That was a bad bar, and I'll tell you why.
A couple nipples in the drinks?
Because it was, well, first of all, I mean, you know, it's good in theory,
but the crowd this attracts, not good.
That's a very good point.
Second point.
How do I eloquently put this?
Only woman and...
They weren't skimming off the top, you know?
They were ugly women.
They were not ugly women.
Good bosoms?
That's where things start to get a little...
Not good bosoms.
because you can hide
the facade of the paint.
It's...
Well, it was like
one of them was painted Pinocchio
and Pinocchio's nose
was lying that day.
No, there's a little...
You know, there's a few
older women,
a little bit less supple.
You want some...
You know, you want some...
You want some range
on that age scale?
Do you want some age?
I want some elasticity
to my titty.
I was...
Someone...
One of these older women
and, you know, good for her.
God bless her.
God bless.
But she was...
Paint your titty.
she was taking she was giving us a round of shots probably like disgusting like you know lemon drop
shots that were in like plastic cups oh you know yeah yeah um and uh the ones that are given to
the cats outside and um she the knockers knocked into the drinks like went in or knocked them over
like like oh hey yeah darling like like or just like she buys you a shot and you have to like
take her like tit out of your drink
like oh god
but it was very bad
and there's also a guy
that goes around and tries
with a GoPro and tries to
get video of like
for promotional I don't know if it was just this night
for promotional material
and he came up and he was like
alright get crazy and like we were not
getting crazy whatsoever like we were just like
talking he was like let's go guys
and then like a few of the bartenders
came over and they were like come on get going and we were just like what just happened now we
are clapping the hands yeah but dude that's i don't know that's the worst when someone uh like
the dj or someone i don't know whoever's in the spotlight right now tells the crowd to do
something everyone's just like nah it was let's just say it was a weird vibe i'd rather look at
that that's the that's the the moral of the story i'd be i mean that sounds cool i guess food and
drink food and drink and and and and and nakedness nakedness yeah tend not to work from
what i've seen would you eat uh sushi off somebody no like you know how they kind of like at these
weird parties they kind of have this platter of a of a woman and like they put sushi on her and
they eat it off her you never seen that i mean that's fine what if it's from like a five-star
restaurant yeah supposedly in atlanta the the strip clubs have very good um food you think the
Atlanta patrons of that strip
club aren't eating sushi off a stripper's butt?
I don't think that. I wouldn't
eat it off a stripper. No?
No. Like a table higher
probably? Yeah, just like a...
Is it a table higher or
a higher for a table? I guess what does it matter,
right? Oh, cleanliness, you know,
sanitation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sanitation.
Yeah, I mean, you know,
it is
what it is. But
like I said, from my experience,
the food and the mix of the food
and nude do not uh work well never mix food and nude no you get screwed no i don't if i saw a
lobster roll on someone's uh cooch i might you know oh that looks good a lobster roll what what
sorry yeah we what do you do where are you getting these lobster dude that exists there's sushi that
has lobster in it and it's a lobster roll i think you're talking about crab no god damn it how many
times what we go through this all about crab it's because well so you tell me it's it's illegal for
For Japanese to put lobster in their sushi.
It's illegal.
It doesn't exist.
I don't think it's illegal, and I don't know, but I don't think it happens often.
That's fine.
Because it's too pricey.
I mean, we're already eating off a woman.
I don't think this is a cheap place.
It's too pricey.
I mean, even a lot of sushi that I get, it's like the crab sushi is usually like imitation crab, which is like not real crab.
What's imitation lobster?
Crab.
so maybe i'm eating crab rolls but when you say lobster roll i'm thinking of the buttery hoagie
delicious buttery yeah cape cod fucking main lobster i love lobster rolls dude i don't like
lobster rolls at all what's not to like i don't know the the roll do you the lobster the roll is
a piece of texas toast like brioche with butter it's so good i don't like that green the green
Green.
What is it?
Parsley?
No, I think it's like chives or something.
I don't think it's just parsley.
Chives is just green onion.
Well, you know what?
Why is it green?
Get it out of here.
Give me my red onion.
I don't think you're very...
Palatable?
Yeah, you may not have a...
A sophisticated palate.
You're a monster.
You may not have a sophisticated palate.
You don't even know that lobster rolls exist.
Let's talk about the Oscars.
Did you watch the Oscars?
uh no i boycott the oscars i didn't watch the oscars either but i heard that uh it was well
i mean every year the oscars is a shit show like yeah that's just kind of uh that's just kind of
it's it's almost like they do it on purpose but but but but this year the big the big conundrum
big hoo-ha was was that always always always the last uh so first of all the the the
the rumor is has always been that nobody knows like only a very few select people know who's
gonna win what okay and for many years people did not believe that until this year and i'll tell you
why usually the the the last category is a sleeper no best best film oh yeah yeah that's right that's
like the big the big one this year they changed the last category to best actor and everybody was
a little confused why uh and and and and and then they put two and two together and they were like
oh uh the late chadwick boseman is nominated for a role it is like posthumously nominated for an
oscar for a movie he did and so dude they probably know that like he's gonna win because like why
would they they've never done this why would they change the actor to the last and it's like this
big thing like he's like you know he's he's he's dead unfortunately and he still gave this great
performance like let's give it to him happened with heath ledger back in yeah yeah it happened
with heath ledger um and then and then uh anthony hopkins who is still very much alive uh won
oh not not chad chad so so so people thought oh they they must be doing this because it's like
they know chad mcbozeman's gonna win and so they're gonna do like it's the last category
like this chad mcbozeman like rest in peace this right the other uh he did not win okay
anthony hopkins won who was not even there and and and then and then um uh joaquin phoenix who
was hosting was just like good night it was it was it was the weirdest ending ever and everybody
was just like what what happened and are they getting flack for that or something oh yeah i
mean they literally had like one job to give it to a dead guy i mean also also i mean it was like
suppose so like supposedly it was like a very very good performance do we know what movie or
uh i don't know what it's it's it's it's like a it's like a drama movie oh like an oscar grabber
like he was he was the quote-unquote front runner oh okay well i mean yeah if he deserved it like i
don't like this shit i've just given it to the to dead people i don't like it but yeah if he
deserved and if he was the actual front runner then okay that's weird then yeah and but again
and it's also just weird to then change the it seems like you're doing something if you change
the category to the end maybe you know it seems like you're trying to do something and everybody
thought it was going to be like this this this this like farewell like little uh you know whatever
um and it wasn't it's an award show about movies with twists might as well add a twist at the end
of the award show yeah i mean at this point just just cancel these things who even watches them
anymore all the old i don't know the old bats think it's they they they're they die for that
little gold man because the oscars is like a very strange like uh secretive voting system no one
knows who the academy is but do they no one knows well i mean someone knows i think they do imagine
just one guy i didn't like that one i also picture like this the thing is because they're like i think
the reason you're supposed to keep it secret is because you may be a lot of them are in the movie
industry and you may know people and so you don't want to pay them so you don't want them to know
yeah exactly you don't want them to know that you know you you you you have voting authority
i guess so but you think someone like i don't know like george clooney doesn't know who it is
or who's like a top actor like anthony hopkins doesn't know who it is i think i think the actors
are actually the ones that are pretty shielded from it i guess that makes sense yeah but it's
not like the actors are going to go to these like this old guy who picks them the movies and give
money it would be like their studio or something but it's on you know it doesn't matter yeah i
guess so it's on the actors because and i believe it because leo would have had an oscar right now
that's true and if anybody knew what and you definitely can't leave it in the hands of the
people no offense for people i don't know i don't know if this is even like a thing if people want
this like be able to vote for the best movie of the year you can't leave it up to us there's too
many varying opinions and people like transformers well it's not even it's like it's not even about
varying opinions is that for some reason people people who like shitty things really like them
you know it's like it's it's like you know the like that that's why everybody thinks the
the streamies and like all those like the kids choice awards and stuff those are all a joke
because it's like okay so there's there's five creators on here it's it's it's really not who
did the best this year who who made the best content who was the the best who even got the
most views it's really just about how much how dedicated is this person's fan base and will they
vote every day that's what i'm saying make 10 new email accounts to vote every day yeah that's a
popularity contest it's like if yeah of course the person with 20 million followers compared to
2 million probably gonna win no but but even even then it's like it's people who if you have if you
have quote-unquote stands that's you're gonna win that's all you need you're gonna win something
if if you know like if you the you know you know who's a good fan army the k-pop people
they will they actually do have like millions they will they will they they they're ferocious
dude imagine being such a fan like an internet hurricane i'm not saying this ever happened but
i do think it could imagine being such a fan of somebody that if they said right now jump off this
bridge or jump off this building that they would do it i feel like that's the someone would definitely
i feel like that's the k-pop people and dude that to me is psychotic but maybe i just don't
understand what's happening you know yeah because like halfway out of that sentence i kind of
answered it for myself so now i feel kind of dumb i don't know i mean it's it's like the you know
the old the old mom's saying it's like if your friends jumped off a bridge would you and i was
i always used to say like yeah probably probably yeah i probably would too but i'd definitely think
about it i would everybody i knew was doing it if he jumped off and like you saw his little head and
he was still swimming no broken bones i'd probably jump i mean i don't want to like what are we gonna
do meet up now too much travel that's not the point what i was gonna say is like to these people
right if they let me get a little deep for a second if if they consider that these artists
essentially did save their lives in the sense where like they were really deep deep deep down
in a hole and this this artist brought him out of it and then you know you almost owe them their
lives and i was like okay jump off the bridge like well i wouldn't be here this long anyway
without you whoop yeah it's like it's like it's rude like if i ever let's say you ever saved my
life right if you ever like straight up like i know definitively that i was gonna die and you
saved my life and then you ever needed anything or you needed me to die for you technically i should
Well, yeah.
I should, technically.
Yeah, I don't know if should is the right word.
Definitely should.
No, you definitely shouldn't die for anybody, honestly.
But you certainly owe them something.
I'm not saving Danny's life if he ever needed it.
And I wouldn't ask you to.
This backwards thought.
I wouldn't ask you to die to save my life.
That doesn't make any sense.
If you saved mine?
So?
But I would do it.
But I didn't have to, but it's totally different because I didn't have to die to save your life.
No, my point is you wouldn't have to ask me.
I would just, you should, I should do it.
I should do it.
You should not do it.
Actually, you shouldn't.
It's, it's, it's, it's not equal.
It's not an equal comparison.
If, if, if, if I saved your life and I didn't die, then you only owe me saving my life without dying.
You don't have to then sacrifice your own life.
That makes no sense.
I wouldn't be.
That makes no sense.
I wouldn't be breathing if you didn't say that.
So, and so you're going to, and so for the nice,
that essentially erases the good thing I did for you then.
Because now you're not going to be breathing on behalf of me.
But you'll be breathing.
That is so ridiculously dumb.
If someone buys you a shot at the bar.
That's so ridiculously dumb.
If someone buys you a shot at the bar later in that night,
if you don't buy them a shot, you're a dead man.
That's totally different.
Same thing.
That is totally different.
Same exact, a shot for a shot, a life for a life.
that's an eye for an eye no that is that doesn't that that is totally totally different that's like
saying if if so if if if someone stops you from taking a shot yeah you were about you were just
on the brink of alcohol poisoning yeah and then i'm about to bring on the brink of alcohol and i
smack it out of your face so you smack it out of my face and take it and give yourself alcohol
poisoning what you're you're adding and you're adding an extra thing it's for you and and and
and not just an extra thing, your entire being.
No, no, you missed it.
That makes no sense.
No, but you're forgetting the fact in that story that you just made up
is when the guy has a gun to our heads,
and it's like, one of you has to take this shot,
and then I took it for you.
You forgot that part of your fabricated story.
No, this doesn't make any sense.
I feel like it makes a little bit of sense.
It probably makes a little bit of sense.
No, no, it makes a little bit of sense,
but should?
No.
You shouldn't do anything?
first of all you shouldn't do anything for any celebrity oh well that's well okay you should
okay that's true it's not should it's not should you you can you are more than welcome to if you
feel indebted to them maybe you feel like you you might want to you feel inclined to do so
definitely you should not do anything i think you're confusing should with um need to i feel
like should's fair but need to is okay that's a lot that's essentially what you mean i think
different words i think you should do it that's yeah that that is what i said that means that
means i need to do it that's that's like one step below need it's like all right need should could
potentially maybe maybe no i'll think about it never i'll think about it over the weekend that's
the scale i'll think about it over the weekend always a no i'll sleep on it always a no can you
people just say no to plans like what will you do will you be a decent human being and make up
something you have to do why i'd say no like no i don't want to do that it's just so rude is it
it's it's it's rude to just lie to this person's face like i'll catch you next time that's fine
i don't wanna no i'm not i'm in a i'm not in the mood if you just come up with a lie you're not
you're not in the mood it just seems it just seems but why do i why do i have to come up with
something if i know that me being there will make everyone's time worse because i'm not in the mood
to be no i mean don't get me wrong you are 100 absolutely in the right here but i don't think so
okay i understand like it's just not it's just not i i i would just you know i got a thing i got a
thing yeah but you know the problem like that you know what that does though it's a lot of people do
that a lot of people it's like we have a friend too that used to just never uh you're never allowed
to put him on social media and that means he is lying to somebody if not everybody you know and
now you're i'd rather you not come because now you're restricting my time i don't want to i don't
want to put pressures on other people it's like oh i i'm now i have to lie to this person for me to
not show up so now i can't like do this it's like just no i don't want to come you know yeah and
especially agree just on the guy i just explained to for us to not be able to post pictures now of
us being out or share memories or capture moments because you're lying to a plethora
of people, get your life together and get out of my face.
Well, I mean, how do you tie it up in so many things that you're lying to all these people?
That's crazy.
I don't know.
Or you're just really scared of one person.
Yeah.
Again, and so you should say to that person.
Don't come.
A lie.
That's the point.
But then now you have to prove the lie.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but if you're hanging out with another person, that is the excuse.
I'm just saying if I say, what are you doing today?
You're saying nothing.
What are you thinking about doing?
And I say something that you don't want to do, and you just say no.
It's just like –
No, I feel like you're losing yourself there because –
Oh, yes.
I guess if you say nothing already, then you're kind of –
Yeah, you're losing yourself there.
I think it's just like everyone's together, and now you're trying –
I guess you're including this person or you just you want to do something and then they just say no
I don't think there should be any pre come but I but I try not to lie about it. What I do is I
omit, I know I
Create tasks on a list that are not necessary, but something that I can do during that time
It's like oh, no, I gotta go. I gotta go to you know. Yeah, I gotta go to like here
That's why you've been at Ikea so much. I'm like I'm gonna be at Ikea so much cuz I just moved into a new apartment
No, I've been to Ikea because I love Ikea.
And that's true, too.
Just say no, kids.
Just say no.
No, no, no, no.
Just say no.
Don't say no to drugs.
Just have something.
Just be busy.
Always be busy.
The best thing, if you're kind of antisocial, which I am not,
but if you're antisocial, the best thing is to just be busy.
because because because because that i like it because it it makes your friends think that i did
want to be there i really did but i but but i but i couldn't you know i instead of just like
i don't want to come well then maybe you know if you say i'll tell you this much if you say i don't
want to come enough you're not going to be invited anymore that's true that's true that's the risk
So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so if you're busy, you, you say, oh, I wish
I could go, oh my God, your sister's, your sister's bar mitzvah, bat mitzvah, I think
it's called.
Whatever, we think about the bar.
Your sister's confirmation is, sounds so fun.
Oh my God, I want to, I want to meet your whole family and all your relatives and, and
not be able to drink.
I want to, I want to go, it's not an open bar.
Oh, I want to go so bad.
I want to go so bad, but I do unfortunately have to go to, uh, you know.
I broke my leg that day.
No.
No, those are too egregious.
This isn't like school.
You can't use like a dead relative.
What?
No, you just say something.
The key is you say something is already booked.
It's booked.
I booked a tour of the Krispy Kreme factory.
I can't cancel that.
It's on the books.
I paid money for it.
It's literally on the books.
You could also tell when you're losing someone, though,
because it's like, oh, where are you guys going?
Oh, who's going to be there?
Oh, what time?
I'm doing something that day.
You know, like you can't ask.
Well, I mean, if you're employing this strategy
and you don't have those answers laid out, then you're a novice.
No, no, no, I'm not talking about that.
I'm saying you can't ask all these questions as someone who might not go,
and then when you hear something you don't like
after annoying this person so much about the facts of the night,
go, not going.
That's when it gets annoying.
I don't need to ask that many questions.
No, that's not, I'm not saying, I'm saying some people do.
Like, some people will ask, like, even our friends, they'll ask, oh, who's going to be
there?
What are you guys doing?
And, like, ask all this just to, no, not coming, just to know the information.
Like, stay away from my family.
You're not invited back.
I, I, I require the activity.
That's fine.
And sometimes the people who are going to be there.
And the time.
But you'll probably come.
Like, nine times out of ten, you're not at Ikea.
Ten times out of ten.
Ten times out of ten, you're not at Ikea.
I show up to everything.
But the point is, there are some people that are, already know they're not going, but they
ask all these questions yeah well yeah i had somebody a few days ago that was like i said
somebody client list somebody on my client list and i was and i was like uh this on the other
like you should come this this this and uh they were like uh oh well i won't be here too late
and i know you probably want to get to bed so oh they put you to bed and i was like they give you
a bedtime bitch it's friday it's well no it's saturday first of all and so so just say no just
say no if you don't want to come just say no they gave little danny a bedtime yeah they they i was
shocked i said i will you i know you i know you probably want to go to bed first of all do you
even know who i am i haven't been to bed at 11 p.m in centuries and you know what and now in fact
i'm staying up all night bitch and i'm gonna i'm gonna i don't know no i just doubled down i just
double down on the awkwardness i said i'm not going to bed for many hours so please god come
please i beg you god i'm not going to bed tonight me and you were hanging i beg you to come
oh dude that is so funny and then they came oh wow and they tucked you in and they talked
on the forehead no i don't i don't i don't sleep no sleep till danny oh there's something there's
One other thing I wanted to talk about.
What the frick was it?
You never, like, tried to sneakily buy something
or get your parents to sneakily buy something
that, like, you probably used for something else?
Like, hey, mom, or dad,
can you go get me this jar and two sponges
and a rubber glove?
I'm making a science project.
You know, like, something like that.
I can't go buy stuff.
I got, like, nickels.
No.
No?
No, one time I had a...
Didn't work.
I had a bunch of Batman figurines,
um and i and uh we were at like a toy store one day and there was a barbie and ken camping set
and uh so i took that's why i was like please please buy this for me you wanted the barbie
i want the barbie and ken camping set and my mom and dad were like why and i was like and i
explained i just explained it to them and i was like look at this cool camping gear like batman
and robin can go camping together is that and i took the barbie and ken threw him in the trash
oh okay see i literally threw them in the garbage i should have just given them to like a
a child but another another child but but but but but they had like a little a little a little
stove and a little apron and i and i just thought that that was incredibly comical that these two
like awesome superheroes were just like cooking it up in the backyard superheroes need some
brokeback mountains sometimes that's not what they did but but but but you you were like
so perfectly on the right track
to what I was saying
until the end there.
But if you did want to buy
the Barbie and Ken doll
and make them kiss in your room
by yourself,
but you said,
oh no, I want this for Batman
and your parents bought it
and you played with Barbie and Ken,
that was exactly what I was saying.
So you're saying that...
You're still saying Batman and Robin.
No.
Yes.
No, yes.
Of course I'm still saying that.
Sure, we can rewrite history
and say that.
Rewrite history and...
I mean...
I don't know.
I mean, they were on a camping trip.
I mean, you know, who knows what they did when I wasn't looking.
What?
They toy storied you?
Yeah, who knows what they toy storied you?
They were in the tent, you know?
I don't know.
You ever try to catch your toys?
No.
Oh, I tried to catch my toys.
I'm not a psychopath.
I tried to catch them.
I thought they were plotting to kill me.
I tried to.
I was.
Dude, I would.
I give them their private space.
They can do whatever they want in that tent.
Dude, they can do whatever they want in the tent, too.
They spend all day fighting crime.
Yeah, and then just hanging out together.
but just cook up a few burgers and dogs
and then hit the...
So after watching Toy Story,
you never tried to catch your toys talking?
Get the...
Dude, I was set in traps.
I was set...
I didn't even understand how they knew the cameras
or I left my phone recording.
I didn't even understand how they knew that.
I thought they were really smart.
Then I just found out, you know,
probably not talking to each other.
Yeah, no, I didn't do that.
Get a childhood.
I didn't really have that, like,
you know...
But you were an only child.
You just had, like,
you and your toys
at some point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's why I...
You weren't hoping they talked?
Not really.
Well, it'd be too scary?
No, it's just...
That always seemed weird to me.
Like, why would you hope
that your toys were, like,
oddly alive?
Dude, honestly, same thing.
I feel like, as a kid,
I was really...
I really wanted to know,
but once I found out,
I'd probably, like,
shit myself.
I'd probably be way too scared.
I'd be like...
I wouldn't...
I'd literally be like Sid
in Toy Story 1.
I probably wouldn't be able
to look at an inanimate object,
I'm ranting, but in the new Toy Story, just a fork could move now, so now I'm eating my
soup and a spoon.
But it had googly eyes.
Yeah, well, sorry.
So if I put googly eyes on my spoon and I'm eating soup, it could spit it back in my face.
You know?
How do you live like that?
By the way, that was the best character in the entire movie.
It's the best character in all four movies.
Potentially.
Potench.
Yeah, I don't know.
And then that's all I got.
All right, let's get the flippy dip.
What am I?
You spilled something?
I said I feel like we're cool as well.
Oh, yeah, we're cool.
You know, cucumber.
Okay, okay, okay.
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