Picky Boys Podcast - Scammer Used MY MOMS VOICE!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #270

Episode Date: April 16, 2023

New Merch Here! ➡️https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/⬅️ On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss taking out birds, drinking in pool gravity, the uselessness of the TSA, the NYC rat ...czar, AI voice scammers & Antonio's live sports mishap! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the podcast! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/ #pickyboys #270

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Are you addicted to gambling? It can ruin your life! Oh, no! Know the costs! You see, I said this a while ago, and I think everyone called me mentally incapable of thought. I had nothing on me, and I was like, oh my god, he's gonna find it. He's gonna find it. He can't stop it. Technically, there is a perfect set of words that I can unlock to get you to sleep with me. I don't believe that.
Starting point is 00:00:25 How many times out of 10 do you think you get stopped by the TSA if you're wearing that shirt? Oh, welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. I fucking love that sound. You love that? You know why? You know why? Because it's so goddamn hot today. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:00:42 It's like summer. 80, 80, 80, 80. 81. 80 is a pretty lady. 81. 80 is a pretty lady. 80 is a pretty lady. Yeah, but is it like, is it that thing where next week it's going to be 40 again?
Starting point is 00:00:52 It is. Yeah, unbelievable. It's fake summer. It's fake summer. It's like, you know, I think it's the part where the mosquitoes kind of come out, and they're like, oh, it's summer, and then it gets cold again, and they all die. So we kind of want this stuff. I don't know if that's how that works. I'm 97% sure that's how that works.
Starting point is 00:01:07 That's pretty hot. Flowers definitely are very confused, though. They're like, oh, it's time to spring. Spring has sprung, and then it's going to be cold. And the birds are so goddamn annoying. They are. I guess because it's starting to get a little sunny a little later, or the sun wants to stay out and party a little longer. So the birds started chirping at 8 p.m. I'm like, what are you guys doing? No? Yeah, I was in our bat
Starting point is 00:01:29 I was in our bathroom and our bathroom was right by that tree Yeah, and it has and then there's a bird's nest and the windows open and I was like, I wish I had a gun I could I could see them. Oh, and they were squawking. Oh, they weren't like chirping like Like cute. They were like, yeah, it's like and you know, you're walking with somebody's like well They're annoying because you know, they can mimic alarms I'm like get away from and I was like if I just had a pellet gun okay problem solved you think you'd be able to accurately hit a bird with any weapon at least one of them no way antonio it's like five feet away i don't care how no no dude they also you
Starting point is 00:02:05 know they chill on our windowsill they're like they're like six inches away i don't think danny video danny couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat i could hit with it with first of all pellet gun very accurate it's much faster than like it's like all close to a bb gun first of all a lot of guns are very accurate i don't think that holding them would do anything guns are supposed to be accurate i don't know what you mean this is very accurate and i'm very accurate yes i am in actual in actual shooting you don't you don't know what i am you may are you basing this off of video games no why would i do i'm basically off of a flick of a little finger i'm basing it off of so much subtlety there i'm basing it off of your general
Starting point is 00:02:39 ineptitude oh dude let's have a shootout you look like you look like you should be at the gun range right now that's true he's got the headphones on and i'm i'm i'm telling you immediately wrong I'm telling you immediately wrong immediately wrong immediately wrong have you ever
Starting point is 00:02:55 shot a gun who's to say your lawyer no I haven't you're not a real man shut up I will out shoot you any day
Starting point is 00:03:08 Danny you can't the only thing he shoots is ropes I will out shoot you any day bro yeah sure I'm not going to a gun range why not
Starting point is 00:03:15 because I don't trust you around like just I don't trust you in the vicinity of looking at a weapon. I don't know why. First of all, the gun range is very safe.
Starting point is 00:03:25 To who? There's a lot of, you know, precautions in set. Do you see the video of the guy giving the training in the gun range and he shoots it
Starting point is 00:03:33 and it hits him in the face and he just keeps talking like nothing happened? And one of the people are like, did you mean to do that? And the guy's like, yeah. He lied.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Yeah, just lied right to their face. That was a great video. I've never shot like a rifle. So I don't know. What did you shoot? I shot a little tiny pistol. What, like the one- The little pink one?
Starting point is 00:03:51 Like the one like the- It wasn't pink, but it's like a tiny pistol. And it had recoil, but like not a lot. It kind of felt like I was shooting like a, I don't know, just like a really intense BB gun, honestly. We shouldn't get the guns off the streets, folks. Get them out of Danny's hands. Get them out of Danny's hands.
Starting point is 00:04:08 I got in trouble at a gun range because my grandpa, he took us shooting there, and he's like an ex-cop. And so he's like Alright for this one Take this pistol Now pretend the guy's Coming at you Oh no
Starting point is 00:04:20 And we're gonna do Some combat testing And he's like So just like Instead of you know Aiming, shooting Aiming, shooting He's like
Starting point is 00:04:26 Fire like six shots Right away How old were you? You're not allowed to do that I don't know Like seven Not old enough Not old enough
Starting point is 00:04:34 Not old enough Dude me at seven It's Don't even Don't put anything in my hands Don't put a toothpick In my hands True
Starting point is 00:04:40 I also learned How to shoot a bow but I'm not really good at that. I'm pretty good at a raw bow. What about a crossbow? I've never shot a crossbow. Me neither. I've never shot a crossbow
Starting point is 00:04:50 or like a compound bow. I don't even think Danny would be able to load it. Dude, you could put a scope on a crossbow. You know how much force it takes? That's why it has that thing on the front.
Starting point is 00:04:58 You put your foot on it and pull it back. I think you'd be really hard-pressed that you wouldn't. I can load a crossbow. Have you ever loaded a crossbow? I have not loaded a crossbow. I can load a crossbow.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I can pull back a bow, which is very hard, a traditional bow. Traditional bow is not that hard. It's much harder than the compound bow. No, it's not, actually. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:05:15 It's hard to keep it there. It's hard to load it. You see the video of Joe Rogan and Andrew Scholes trying to load the crossbow? Couldn't do it. He also has noodley arms, but... Wait, you're talking about a crossbow or a compound bow? Oh, sorry, a compound bow. He couldn't load it because it's too much...
Starting point is 00:05:29 The beginning's hard. Yeah, yeah. And once you get past... Then it's easier. Right, I understand. You got to get past the hard part. I can do that. Prove it.
Starting point is 00:05:36 He can do it. I can do a regular bow, which is equally hard to keep it there accurately. When did you shoot a regular bow? I took archery classes in Brazil, buddy. You forget I'm a traveled man. I learned Mongolian bow. I have pictures. Danny's got receipts and proof.
Starting point is 00:05:53 I got receipts. I wore this wrap around my wrist. Oh, yeah, you talk about this. I mean, how much can we believe? Danny's really good at Photoshop nowadays. Oh, no, this is, I'm telling you. I got the pics to prove it. Did you wear an archer's glove?
Starting point is 00:06:07 An archer's glove? Well, he doesn't know what that is. Isn't it like the leather thing you put on these fingers? It wasn't a full glove. The archer's pocket. Isn't it like a glove with three fingers and your other two fingers are uncovered? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, ooh, look at me.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Look at me. I did. Good for you, Danny. Either way. I'll show you the pictures. Are you guys feeling the summer around the corner, summer moods? Yeah. I mean, I'm ready to be by the water and drink.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I love summer. Ready to be by the water and drink. What about you? You feeling summer yet? You got to go outside to feel it. Yeah. i go outside i'm kidding um yeah i don't know it's it's nice out that's all that's all what else what else can a man ask for i don't know there's some times where it hits a certain month
Starting point is 00:06:53 and i just start like leaving my hands under the sink a little longer than normal you know just to feel water on my body like getting ready for pool weather you know it's like when it's around the corner i'm like i just need to be wet why is drinking in a pool so different than drinking on land because it is different is it because your organs are suspended in water you see i said this a while ago and i think everyone called me mentally incapable of thought because like is it not is that not true like when you go in water your organs are kind of floating right i mean they're definitely floating are they why why because you're floating but we're we're they're already floating around they're not in water no they are in water though but they're not in water
Starting point is 00:07:31 i mean your body if we're in water they're in water like if you if you go to the moon do your organs start floating around a little more probably well sure i think there's definitely something to that because i did hear that when they do surgery on like say like i don't know your fucking kidneys or something right and they have to take out a bunch of your organs when they put them back in they said that your organs don't really have any correct spot so they just put them back in in whatever order they want they just go that i don't like that i don't like hearing that at all i think yeah your organs aren't as like oh it's not like everything's set here and here and here they could fucking float around in there dude i feel like we think about
Starting point is 00:08:08 it like our organs and like a computer it's like oh this is the place for our little our little liver chip but it's really just like a but it's really just like a disorganized suitcase like you just kind of throw everything in there it's just kind of sloshing around you're saying it's not like operation where the hornet's nest is in his knee and shit we think it's like the suitcase on the way to the vacation but it's really the return trip oh dude this this your suitcase on your way home from a vacation looks like a bomb went off in it yeah it really does whoever honestly whoever can neatly don't say that though but yeah don't say that in the airport whoever can neatly pack their suitcase on the way home i don't know if i want to be friends with i feel like it's a
Starting point is 00:08:46 little too much for me i saw a shirt the other day that said i have a bomb and what's the point and i was wondering how many times out of 10 do you think you get stopped by the tsa if you're wearing that shirt they just even if they know it's a joke they just have to they have to stop you right they have to i i would think so i would think at least three times out of ten that's too low i think you'd be surprised people would just be like you don't have i don't see the bomb on my you know what though there is a lot of balls on the person that does bring the explosive and wears that shirt there's a lot of balls on that man reverse psychology reverse psychology it's like Like, if someone wore a shirt, I don't have a bomb, I think they get stopped 10 out of 10.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Yes, I totally agree. Because that's a little scarier. I'd be like, if I'm sitting next to him, I'm like, you know, I don't really believe him. I watched this thing that said the TSA has never stopped a terrorist attack. Wouldn't they have to have it happen to know if they stopped it? Aren't they doing a great job if it's never happened? True. But they know what they've stopped, and there's no TSA report that indicates that they have withheld anything that would have been used in a terrorist attack.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I think it's more for just stopping drugs, right? Probably? No. I don't think so, because it really got implemented post-9-11. I mean, that's because they needed some kind of chain-link fence to stop the people from getting on the plane. I understand, but, you know, drugs where it's drug smuggling before. I feel like drug smuggling happens in more creative ways. Like in the rims of tires and, like, inside of fake bananas and shit. You also, when you're drug smuggling,
Starting point is 00:10:25 I think you want to bring across a much greater quantity than you could, like, really bring on a plane. But it's funny, dude. Before the TSA, the preventative measure for terrorist attacks was just, like, a gentleman's agreement. All right, we're all going to agree that we all go in on these planes and no one's going to fly them into buildings. It's like, look me in your eyes.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Oh, a man's word is all he has. I take it. I take his word. I take his word. Visual scan. Well, I mean, also, planes. Wait, hold on. This is going to sound really stupid.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Planes, like commercial planes, existed when we had technology, right? In the terms of, listen, listen. In terms of, like, you can throw your bag through a scanner and see something? Or was that not there in the beginning? You know what I mean? In the beginning, definitely not. No, I don't mean the propeller planes with people. We didn't carry, like, on the Boeing 776 with propellers.
Starting point is 00:11:22 It was engines. I'm saying, did we have the scanning material to see through bags? I mean, maybe the technology was there, but I do not think that bag scanners were in use. That was my question. You know the TSA agent can see you naked? Or not can, they do. every time you go like they see my wiener yeah oh that sucks yeah i thought they just see like the outline of your wiener um i saw a picture of what they see and i was like that's like is it
Starting point is 00:11:46 the one where you have to stand in the thing and then you put your hands up and it goes that one's cool no i don't know no but aren't they standing like right there i feel like i would just i could sneak a peek and just see some boobs or butt maybe they have a privacy screen on i don't know but i saw a picture of what they see and it looks like if you took a naked photo of me and then put one of those negative filters on it, like you made the photo negative. Yo, I love, you ever be at the end of security and then you can see the person who's looking at the bags?
Starting point is 00:12:18 I think it's so cool to see what they see. Just big dildos and stuff? Yeah, I think it's awesome. I would like to have that job for one day. Oh, they can see your wiener. Oh, yeah, they can see it. Oh, my God, they can see it. Wait, let me see this.
Starting point is 00:12:32 What the hell is this? Oh, you can see puss? Let me see this. Let me see for scientific research. Oh, no, dude. Oh, dude, you can see that. You can see all that. You can see all that.
Starting point is 00:12:45 And that's not even the bad one. And the one I looked at was more detailed than that. Look at that, bro. That's a lot of cheek, dude. Can I see that? Can I see? Look at that, dude. Come on.
Starting point is 00:12:55 That guy's packing. Are those all of them, though? I don't know. You could definitely see butt crack. Okay. If you're a TSA agent, write it down. Actually, don't. Yeah, we don't want to know.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Don't give any secrets. Don't give any trade secrets away. If you had to smuggle something, do you think you could? What is it? I don't think so. I don't think he could. Can't you just put something up your butt and it's as simple as that? I'm not saying that he can't shove things in his ass.
Starting point is 00:13:23 I'm saying you need the composure. Oh, yeah. You need to not draw attention to yourself. You need to almost forget there is something in your ass. yeah i think i think the best smuggler is someone who doesn't know that they have it okay you know how does that work like you just toss it in their bag yeah you're like oh you forgot your things you place a break of cocaine or something inside their bag because i thought it was gonna be sneaky because if you really don't know like i feel like there's just a confidence
Starting point is 00:13:58 you walk into like the interaction with like think about anybody who gets pulled over for a dui like if you're drunk you're like mentally preparing for the conversation if you're not you're like what the fuck is going on here this guy's pulled me over for no fucking reason yeah but also also the thing about the the person not knowing the stuff's in their bag when tsa is like can we look at your bag you don't come up with any excuse or try to get out of it you're just like yeah yeah look look i got nothing in there no excuse and then you're like there is no excuse that works. I'm sure there's like
Starting point is 00:14:28 there's a perfect set of lines you can say to anybody to get what you want. You just have to unlock the words. If the TSA puts your bag aside there's nothing you can say.
Starting point is 00:14:37 That's not what I meant. There's nothing you can say to say oh no don't worry about it guys. It's cool. I got it. There's no bomb in there. It's like no
Starting point is 00:14:43 that's not how it's gonna work. So can you put it up your butt? Yeah. I do think I do think I could I do think I could smuggle something if I'll tell you this much
Starting point is 00:14:52 I went on a flight recently and I was the person they stop the line and whenever they stop the line in front of you you're like what the fuck's going on here what am I doing
Starting point is 00:15:00 and they're like everybody from this from this point forward or back has to do the canine search what so you
Starting point is 00:15:08 so there's like this this like there's like this little pathway and they have this dog that walks back and forth and you have to walk through as the dog like kind of follows you
Starting point is 00:15:18 terrifying I had nothing on me and I was like oh my god he's gonna find it he's gonna find it he can't stop He can't smuggle things.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Well, first of all, it's because these things are terrifying animals. They are not that big of dogs. Yes, first of all, they're German shepherds. They're terrifying animals. Also, so you didn't even have anything. Any dog that says do not pet on the collar. Yeah, that's scary. You don't want to.
Starting point is 00:15:40 So you didn't have anything. They stopped you and told you to start with the dog. And you think you could smuggle anything? That's just, you look suspicious then. No, but it was also a classic case of you miss time, you're edible for the plane. Oh, Jesus Christ. It happens to the best of us, especially when there's a long airport line, because you're trying to just pass out on the flight, which is what I usually try to do.
Starting point is 00:16:05 So now my whole thought process is changing. They thought you looked so high that you could have had stuff on you. No, they didn't think I looked at anything. Because I was wearing sunglasses, so you can see. Even more suspicious. Really? I think so. I was in my airport fit, totally sweatpants, sunglasses, just like charging through the
Starting point is 00:16:24 day. What time? I'm like fucking 4.35 in the morning. And you're wearing sunglasses? There's no sun out. That's fucking weird. There's no sun out. You sound really suspicious over here.
Starting point is 00:16:36 There's sun out. 4.30? Yeah. Suck my balls. By the time I'm in the security line, I guess it's probably like 5.30. Either way, you're inside. Barely. There's like birds in that terminal all the time.
Starting point is 00:16:47 That's true. No, that's true. The ceilings are so high, it feels like you're kind of outside. That's true. But that's like saying you go to Costco, there's always a bird or two in there. You're not outside. You're not outside there. There are many birds, though.
Starting point is 00:16:59 There are many birds, though. There's also, did you hear there's a, so there's this like persistent, you know, rodent problem in New York City. Oh, yeah, no shit. There's a lot of rats. And so they've appointed a person to deal with it, but that person's title is called the Rat Czar. Ugh. So they're the rat czar. Like, C-Z-A-R.
Starting point is 00:17:22 C-Z-A-R. And their job is to eradicate the rats in NYC. Isn't czar, like, king? Russian? It's, like, Russian for... For king or something? I think leader. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:32 So he's the rat king? He's the rat king. He's the rat king. Truly. Also, like... She's the rat king. She's the rat king. Wow.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Rat queen. Or she could be the king. Who cares? Are Russian female czars, are they called anything else, or are they czars? I don't think they exist. These arenas? Do they exist? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Yeah. Catherine, right? I don't know a Catherine. I don't know. Either way, but her whole job is to get rid of the rats. And her first thing, which I agree with, is that you can't put your trash out until 8 p.m. Question. Did she give herself that name?
Starting point is 00:18:05 I don't know. It has to be yes, right? That's a good question. I think it has to be yes. But it's so funny. All the comment sections are just like, the rats are going to hate this message. like the rats must be so upset yes i'm sure they are if people don't know in new york you can put out your garbage like on your specific garbage day at pretty much any time and now they made it
Starting point is 00:18:25 so it's also something in almost every other city there's like alleyways with dumpsters that you put your trash yeah we don't have that in new york on your garbage day you just take your trash and throw it in the front of the throw it on the street yeah yeah yeah and then and then the The garbage fairies just come in the middle of the night. Yeah, you hear their scary roaring in the middle of the night. It's actually, there's like a Vice documentary about how New York City processes their trash. It's pretty incredible. I think it's a great system, besides all the rats.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Besides the rats. Well, you know, you can't win them all. You give and take. The thing is, on like a hot summer day, especially in some parts of Manhattan, it's just like garbage island. There's trash everywhere. Yeah, I understand for the city, like Manhattan, to make it later. Because there could just be a Wednesday, you're walking, and there's just garbage everywhere. Yep.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Everywhere. Listen, we just don't have the room for alleyways. And also, first of all, Manhattan is already like a big pile of garbage. It's just on an island of just trash. I don't know what that means. You blow it too much, but you know what I'm saying. What do you mean an island of trash? It's just one island that we made, and there's just garbage on it.
Starting point is 00:19:35 We didn't make it. It's bedrock. And trash. They extended it with trash, at least. They did extend it with trash. That's Battery Park and the rubble of 9-11. Truly, that's how they extended the island. Really?
Starting point is 00:19:50 What? There was enough rubble to make an island? It's not an island. It's an addition to the island. I understand. It's called Battery Park, and it's like trash and excavation and rubble from the ground zero.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Damn. Let's go. It's like a phoenix from the ashes. so what I was saying before is what I meant is like I truly believe that there is like a perfect set of words that you can say to anybody
Starting point is 00:20:16 to like get what you want or even like sleep with them wait to sleep with anyone? yeah yeah anyone like me and you like technically no no no don't shake your head technically there is a perfect set of words that I can unlock
Starting point is 00:20:31 to get you to sleep with me or technically there is a perfect set of words that i can say to get you to give me like all your money oh that's way easier no no it's all the same because it's the perfect set of words i don't know what i don't know what it is or it's like you know i think i could like jt you look really cute today that was it that was the perfect no no i just didn't find it yet it was my attempt it was first attempt isn't that funny though how like words truly are like they're like little spells like if you have like if you have the right words you can make things happen yeah that's what i'm saying what the now everyone's
Starting point is 00:21:08 agreeing no no i agree you're taking a step far because you're saying like anything like anything you're saying it could transcend sexual orientation yes i think i can the perfect set of words there are very i don't think there's a set of words that could get you to like sleep with the pope i think there is no that's way more likely especially if you're not a small boy i think there is a perfect set of words that can get me to sleep with the Pope. I just don't know what they are yet. I don't know what they are yet. But it's not just words. It's got to be actions, too.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Because it's got to be, like, this word, these words combined with, like, a little... Ooh, a little, like, touch. Ooh, see, that's already working. It's got to be... See? Now we're getting it. Now we're getting it. There's definitely... I mean, like, there's a universe where everything happens.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could definitely make your way to the universe where we sleep together. See? you're not that far away I'm already on the path it's already working see now you're convinced
Starting point is 00:22:03 I'm convinced to a certain extent I think there are some things that just you know invincible to magic yeah
Starting point is 00:22:11 no I do JT already thought about sleeping me once during this conversation well I'm just I'm not saying that you can't
Starting point is 00:22:17 you don't have the words for JT I'm just saying that you don't have the words for everybody oh I got the words for you too there are some people
Starting point is 00:22:22 who you know are just tough to crack yeah there's also like lying is a powerful tool so like in those words can be tons of lies right if you could convince them of something like for the money one you could be like you could easily convince not easily but yeah there's ways to convince people to oh oh i'm gonna invest it i have this whole plan laid out
Starting point is 00:22:45 look at this and this and this and it's gonna turn into so much more money like i'm not saying it would work or not be terrible or not blow up but you know there are ways there are paths like ponzi figured out the financial perfect path of words they are saying that schemes using ai voices are becoming yeah now which i could totally see imagine your grandma gets a call and it's like oh it's antonio and then you know kind of sounds like you a little bit and she's like oh what and she's like i need the money grandma please i'm in prison oh that'd be crazy i didn't like like that's what's happening i didn't mean like mimicking relative voices oh yeah it's mimicking your voice.
Starting point is 00:23:23 I thought it would be something like a fake AI of Trump calling super conservatives or something or the other way around and being like, I need your donation. Shit like that. Not like relatives. That'd be scary. It's like you. If my mom called me and be like, I need you. Come here. And then I just get beat up because an AI told me that.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Well, yeah. They would just need to take the podcast recordings, build a bot of your voice, and then somehow get your parents' information, call them, and say, hey, leave my grandma alone. They're actually saying that uh family should set up safe words with each other oh my god pineapple mom so so that if if you're you know if it sounds fishy your mom goes say the password yeah so say something no one would ever say that italian family next to us sure is quiet by the way uh we've been
Starting point is 00:24:10 betting on sports recently there's a lot of uh basketball and hockey going on recently we were We were – somebody bet on a game. You're a piece of shit. Somebody bet on a game, and we were watching. Tony was watching and letting us know the score to see if our bets went through. Turns out, watching the game from the night previously – and this is the second time it's happened. Second time.
Starting point is 00:24:35 It's the second time it's happened. I'm going to call up – How are you – Google is free. I'm going to call up the devs at Hulu because there's something wrong with the live sports pathways. I'm telling you, I clicked on it, and it would just go to the previous game. And by the way, the bets hit. The game ended the same way. So everyone relax over there.
Starting point is 00:24:51 I did right before my stream. I went upstairs, and just right before the stream, I'm getting ready, and I just checked the score real quick, and I see 0-0. And I went, huh, Google's wrong. That's the power of trust. That's the power of trust. Instead of thinking, oh, Antonio did the same mistake again, I went, you know, the billion-dollar company must be stupid.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Danny texted because we were all in the same group chat and JT asked me for an update and I gave it to him and Danny went what?
Starting point is 00:25:19 and he sent me a screenshot of what it was and then I went what? and then there was not enough time left but the game everything worked out
Starting point is 00:25:27 but I don't understand because we're watching it on live TV or whatever I don't know we should be able to just why is it still live? we should be able to just fast forward right?
Starting point is 00:25:35 this is yesterday's game dude I don't know I don't know it makes it look live it does it makes it look I clicked on it you hit
Starting point is 00:25:42 you could even hit go live and it'll move you forward a little bit it doesn't make any sense Hulu needs to fix it you're gonna put the onus on Hulu here
Starting point is 00:25:49 oh yeah I'll put the onus on Hulu Martin was there too Martin was with me and he saw me click on it I just think it's funny that you're cheering for a game
Starting point is 00:25:56 you're a bad person not happening yeah and Martin was like oh don't wonder why you win all your bets because you bet on games you already won that's not
Starting point is 00:26:05 that's not how that works it's like you're a bad person you think I was happy You think I was happy? Well, you said the bets in anyway. If you were doing live betting, you could end up very upset. Truly. It's like, oh, my God, they're up two points,
Starting point is 00:26:22 and the odds are still plus 150? What the hell? Yeah, they were just playing. Also, we knew what we needed to happen to win the bets, and they were playing just the wrong team for it. We just weren't putting it together, because I put my trust in Big Hulu. Oh, it wasn't the same team?
Starting point is 00:26:37 No. oh i thought it wasn't um who it was bruins capitals yeah it was bruins capitals we were watching bruins oh you weren't even watching no play the same team no how didn't you realize you're not realized also i bet on that exact game before i thought it was a game in the same series just the night before oh my god that makes it so much worse no it's not yeah it's so much worse and martin was like you know it was really funny i saw they were supposed to be playing this team but I just didn't say anything. The pizzas were all there.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Yeah, it didn't matter. It was the perfect storm. It really shows. I know nothing about sports. I just like betting. That's it. I've been watching Australian Survivor, so I've been using a VPN,
Starting point is 00:27:20 and I get all these Australian ads, and after every gambling ad, it's like some guy, and he's like, are you addicted to gambling? It could ruin your life. Oh, no. Know the costs.
Starting point is 00:27:35 that's what you that's what you you just wanted to segue to making fun of Australians yeah he's like know the cost
Starting point is 00:27:42 before you end up down under did you see that was good thank you did you see how like you can start betting on WWE
Starting point is 00:27:52 soon yeah that's I don't know about that one bro that is so but it makes sense because you can you can bet on the Oscars you can bet on
Starting point is 00:28:01 what Rihanna's first song at the Super Bowl you can bet on all these predetermined things anyway but now i have to have more like i feel like fail safes or like precautions in place to make sure that the result does not get leaked to anybody for sure not even that it's like bro someone could try to do a power slam and you break their back and then it's like flipped is that the random of it or now they're gonna be less serious or
Starting point is 00:28:27 they find an odds that's you know plus 20 000 and they make that one win like i don't trust That's too crazy for me. Also, I don't get, like, what are the odds based off of? For the Oscars, it's like, okay, I kind of get it. It's like a percentage of critics think this. Yeah. So potentially the Oscars, you know, the Academy will vote that same way. The WWE isn't based off of, like, who people like more.
Starting point is 00:28:54 It's like storytelling, right? That's a better question, yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm just saying. Overall. You're just betting on Vince McMahon's mind? Yeah, it's like, I got to connect with Vince McMahon. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:07 It doesn't make any, it doesn't, it's very strange to me. Because then what happens if like, you know, sometimes they go wild and some guy comes from the rafters with money in the bank, spanks somebody and steals the belt. Then what? What is that, a tie? Like, you know, it's like, doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I don't know about that one, chief. I don't know about that one, chief.
Starting point is 00:29:23 I don't know. But it's just too much, it's just too much money on the table, I guess, to not even attempt that. But that's crazy to me. And you know there's going to be some degenerate WWE better. I'll say that fast. It probably has to do with, I mean, UFC betting is huge. And that just got, they just merged or the same company now owns both or whatever.
Starting point is 00:29:46 It's all connected. I know. You think they merged to get those rights, the gambling rights? No, that's too much, right? I think they either, once they knew that that was a sure thing, they did it on purpose. Or they pushed for the gambling because they knew they were going to, like, it's all connected. Also, they don't determine the gambling rights. Like, you can do it already in two states.
Starting point is 00:30:05 It's all about what different states allow you to bet on. You can already bet on WWE? In two states. So I wonder, I want to look up what that's like. It's like the same thing for, like, in some states you can bet on props. Like, you can bet on, like, over under the Super Bowl National Anthem time. In some states you can't. I guess they must be classified into a different, like, type of bet that certain states allow.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Yeah, but you see even those are the over-under for the Super Bowl anthem and the coin flip, even those are 50-50. Even if the person sees what the bets are, the singer, and goes, oh, I'm going to go the under or I'm going to go the over, that's still 50-50. You're betting the chance anyway. But all that other stuff, it's too like, what if, I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I saw someone bet, will the Masters winner cry after receiving the trophy? so this guy is the guy's watching the broadcast like come on shed a tear come on that's so like subjective though because what if his eyes are watery and he maybe does one of these and it's like no one can tell and i guess i guess they have some guy that's like oh that's a cry the official cry determiner a tear just has to stream down the face like a manly tear down the face not cry by the way oh that's a badass he's like yeah i knew we were gonna win not crying who won I forgot his name. You just carried it.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Rom. Are you making that up? No, I think his name's Rom or something. I've never played a full round of golf. I've never played. I've never touched a driver. Really? I've been to the miniature version.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Yeah, yeah, I've done that. My putt game's all right. You got to play pitch and putt. What's that? Or some people call it three-par golf. Even that's a wedge. It's not a driver. Like, I've never launched a ball.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Yeah, me neither. But you should go. That's like the step up in between mini golf and real golf, is three par golf you just wedge it right onto the green and then do a putt or two i think we'll be into it when like when we're retired and old we'll probably be like we'll probably be golfing i think the weekend i think that the reason old people get into it is because it's like a game that uh once you learn how to play it's like about taking like one stroke off your score and getting better and just playing like every single week sometimes four times a week yeah it's also
Starting point is 00:32:21 probably a little better on the knees than most sports oh sure but not good on the hips though you gotta swing those hips it's all in the hips it could be in the hips
Starting point is 00:32:29 yeah I don't know I don't know and you get to just there's not too much like you know athletic labor like you drive
Starting point is 00:32:36 between each hole true I just think it's too much just too much in a day it's like that's a whole day right pretty much it's a whole day
Starting point is 00:32:44 like four hours I think that doesn't sound right that sounds way too slow long no short that sounds way too short I don't think it's more than like 4 hours I saw someplace
Starting point is 00:32:55 It's like if you hit a hole in one here on this last hole You get a million dollars or something Something insane That's wild Yeah and you get I think you even get like 3 or 5 tries at it But it's ridiculously far away I saw something where it's
Starting point is 00:33:09 You get 100 Or you get 24 hours To try to get a hole in one On like let's say the shortest course And if you don't get it You go to jail for 10 years No But if you get it, you get, like, $100 billion or whatever.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Don't take that. I'll tell you what. If I just ever picked up a golf club, I'd try it. Yeah. Because I think, like, a full 24 hours, you could get there. You don't think so? It depends what's the shortest golf course. I think, aside from, like, the top-level players,
Starting point is 00:33:45 every hole-in-one has an element of luck attached. That's true. Oh, yeah, I would assume. But the top guys are crazy. I saw a TikTok the other day, and this guy was, like, using different clubs, and he was like, five iron? I'm going to say 145 yards. And he hits it, and someone takes, like, the ball measure,
Starting point is 00:34:06 and it's like he hits it. It says exactly on the money. That's how far he hit it. It's fucking crazy. Yes, on paper, that sounds impressive, but that's just reps, you know? That's just like you know the game, and you know you. It is, but that's still impressive. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:34:21 To get it on the dot, yeah, sure. But I don't know. It's like if I know myself, I can make eight out of ten free throws in a minute. It's like if I've done it, yeah, I know that already. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I get that. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Let's play golf. I'm down. We'll do patreon.com slash pickyboys. We'll do an in real life stream, probably mini golf first before we get to real golf. Wait, stream? Sorry, vlog. Vlog, right. What'd I say?
Starting point is 00:34:47 In real life vlog? Oh, I said stream. My bad. Vlog. Mini golf, top golf? Mini golf, and then we'll do top golf. Definitely do mini golf and then do top golf. I want to see how you hit a driver.
Starting point is 00:34:58 I feel like everybody makes the first, like every first timer makes the same mistake of like trying to kill the ball. I learned pretty quick. It's not about how hard you hit it. I learned pretty quick. Give me a few. Yeah, no, for sure.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Take your time. JT learns by like just reps. Like JT will sit, stand there for hours and hit the ball. I feel like I could pick up. But JT will learn, too. I feel like JT could learn. I could learn. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Beautiful shirt, by the way. It is a beautiful shirt. Oh, wow. Wow. The sun's coming out. Piggyboys.com. Let's just do more work for Jason. Piggyboys.com.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Get your merch right there. Piggyboys.com. Wow, JT's nips are shining through. They are. Just like that sun. I might own a size too small. Yeah, you think so? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:41 And I think we can get out of here, boys. Alrighty. It's good. We're getting on that. JT, tell them where to find you. Let's go. Find me on Instagram at JTHolden97. Find me streaming on Twitch, twitch.tv slash thepickyboys.
Starting point is 00:35:54 You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at AntPrisco. Can't forget to follow. ThePickyBoys on Instagram. Oh, my God. So clean. So clean. So clean.
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