Picky Boys Podcast - Scammer Used MY MOMS VOICE!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #270
Episode Date: April 16, 2023New Merch Here! ➡️https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/⬅️ On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss taking out birds, drinking in pool gravity, the uselessness of the TSA, the NYC rat ...czar, AI voice scammers & Antonio's live sports mishap! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the podcast! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/ #pickyboys #270
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You see, I said this a while ago, and I think everyone called me mentally incapable of thought.
I had nothing on me, and I was like, oh my god, he's gonna find it. He's gonna find it.
He can't stop it.
Technically, there is a perfect set of words that I can unlock to get you to sleep with me.
I don't believe that.
How many times out of 10 do you think you get stopped by the TSA if you're wearing that shirt?
Oh, welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast.
I fucking love that sound.
You love that?
You know why?
You know why?
Because it's so goddamn hot today.
Oh, my God.
It's like summer.
80, 80, 80, 80.
81.
80 is a pretty lady.
81.
80 is a pretty lady.
80 is a pretty lady.
Yeah, but is it like, is it that thing where next week it's going to be 40 again?
It is.
Yeah, unbelievable.
It's fake summer.
It's fake summer.
It's like, you know, I think it's the part where the mosquitoes kind of come out, and they're like, oh, it's summer, and then it gets cold again, and they all die.
So we kind of want this stuff.
I don't know if that's how that works.
I'm 97% sure that's how that works.
That's pretty hot.
Flowers definitely are very confused, though.
They're like, oh, it's time to spring.
Spring has sprung, and then it's going to be cold.
And the birds are so goddamn annoying.
They are.
I guess because it's starting to get a little sunny a little later, or the sun wants to stay out and party a little longer.
So the birds started chirping at 8 p.m. I'm like, what are you guys doing? No? Yeah, I was in our bat
I was in our bathroom and our bathroom was right by that tree
Yeah, and it has and then there's a bird's nest and the windows open and I was like, I wish I had a gun
I could I could see them. Oh, and they were squawking. Oh, they weren't like chirping like
Like cute. They were like, yeah, it's like and you know, you're walking with somebody's like well
They're annoying because you know, they can mimic alarms
I'm like get away from and I was like if I just had a pellet gun
okay problem solved you think you'd be able to accurately hit a bird with any weapon at least
one of them no way antonio it's like five feet away i don't care how no no dude they also you
know they chill on our windowsill they're like they're like six inches away i don't think danny
video danny couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat i could hit with it with first of all
pellet gun very accurate it's much faster than like it's like all close to a bb gun first of all
a lot of guns are very accurate i don't think that holding them would do anything guns are
supposed to be accurate i don't know what you mean this is very accurate and i'm very accurate
yes i am in actual in actual shooting you don't you don't know what i am you may
are you basing this off of video games no why would i do i'm basically off of a flick of a
little finger i'm basing it off of so much subtlety there i'm basing it off of your general
ineptitude oh dude let's have a shootout you look like you look like you should be at the
gun range right now that's true he's got the headphones on and i'm i'm i'm telling you
immediately wrong
I'm telling you
immediately wrong
immediately wrong
immediately wrong
have you ever
shot a gun
who's to say
your lawyer
no I haven't
you're not a real man
shut up
I will out shoot you
any day
Danny you can't
the only thing he shoots
is ropes
I will out shoot you
any day bro
yeah sure
I'm not going to a gun range
why not
because I don't trust you
around like just
I don't trust you
in the vicinity
of looking at a weapon.
I don't know why.
First of all,
the gun range is very safe.
To who?
There's a lot of,
you know,
precautions in set.
Do you see the video
of the guy giving the training
in the gun range
and he shoots it
and it hits him in the face
and he just keeps talking
like nothing happened?
And one of the people are like,
did you mean to do that?
And the guy's like,
yeah.
He lied.
Yeah, just lied right to their face.
That was a great video.
I've never shot like a rifle.
So I don't know.
What did you shoot?
I shot a little tiny pistol.
What, like the one-
The little pink one?
Like the one like the-
It wasn't pink, but it's like a tiny pistol.
And it had recoil, but like not a lot.
It kind of felt like I was shooting like a, I don't know,
just like a really intense BB gun, honestly.
We shouldn't get the guns off the streets, folks.
Get them out of Danny's hands.
Get them out of Danny's hands.
I got in trouble at a gun range because my grandpa,
he took us shooting there, and he's like an ex-cop.
And so he's like
Alright for this one
Take this pistol
Now pretend the guy's
Coming at you
Oh no
And we're gonna do
Some combat testing
And he's like
So just like
Instead of you know
Aiming, shooting
Aiming, shooting
He's like
Fire like six shots
Right away
How old were you?
You're not allowed to do that
I don't know
Like seven
Not old enough
Not old enough
Not old enough
Dude me at seven
It's
Don't even
Don't put anything in my hands
Don't put a toothpick
In my hands
True
I also learned
How to shoot a bow
but I'm not really good at that.
I'm pretty good at a raw bow.
What about a crossbow?
I've never shot a crossbow.
Me neither.
I've never shot a crossbow
or like a compound bow.
I don't even think Danny
would be able to load it.
Dude, you could put a scope
on a crossbow.
You know how much force it takes?
That's why it has that thing
on the front.
You put your foot on it
and pull it back.
I think you'd be really hard-pressed
that you wouldn't.
I can load a crossbow.
Have you ever loaded a crossbow?
I have not loaded a crossbow.
I can load a crossbow.
I can pull back a bow,
which is very hard,
a traditional bow.
Traditional bow is not that hard.
It's much harder than the compound bow.
No, it's not, actually.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
It's hard to keep it there.
It's hard to load it.
You see the video of Joe Rogan and Andrew Scholes trying to load the crossbow?
Couldn't do it.
He also has noodley arms, but...
Wait, you're talking about a crossbow or a compound bow?
Oh, sorry, a compound bow.
He couldn't load it because it's too much...
The beginning's hard.
Yeah, yeah.
And once you get past...
Then it's easier.
Right, I understand.
You got to get past the hard part.
I can do that.
Prove it.
He can do it.
I can do a regular bow, which is equally hard to keep it there accurately.
When did you shoot a regular bow?
I took archery classes in Brazil, buddy.
You forget I'm a traveled man.
I learned Mongolian bow.
I have pictures.
Danny's got receipts and proof.
I got receipts.
I wore this wrap around my wrist.
Oh, yeah, you talk about this.
I mean, how much can we believe?
Danny's really good at Photoshop nowadays.
Oh, no, this is, I'm telling you.
I got the pics to prove it.
Did you wear an archer's glove?
An archer's glove?
Well, he doesn't know what that is.
Isn't it like the leather thing you put on these fingers?
It wasn't a full glove.
The archer's pocket.
Isn't it like a glove with three fingers and your other two fingers are uncovered?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, ooh, look at me.
Look at me.
I did.
Good for you, Danny.
Either way.
I'll show you the pictures.
Are you guys feeling the summer around the corner, summer moods?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm ready to be by the water and drink.
I love summer.
Ready to be by the water and drink.
What about you?
You feeling summer yet?
You got to go outside to feel it.
Yeah.
i go outside i'm kidding um yeah i don't know it's it's nice out that's all that's all what
else what else can a man ask for i don't know there's some times where it hits a certain month
and i just start like leaving my hands under the sink a little longer than normal you know just to
feel water on my body like getting ready for pool weather you know it's like when it's around the
corner i'm like i just need to be wet why is drinking in a pool so different than drinking
on land because it is different is it because your organs are suspended in water you see i said
this a while ago and i think everyone called me mentally incapable of thought because like is it
not is that not true like when you go in water your organs are kind of floating right i mean
they're definitely floating are they why why because you're floating but we're we're they're
already floating around they're not in water no they are in water though but they're not in water
i mean your body if we're in water they're in water like if you if you go to the moon do your
organs start floating around a little more probably well sure i think there's definitely
something to that because i did hear that when they do surgery on like say like i don't know
your fucking kidneys or something right and they have to take out a bunch of your organs
when they put them back in they said that your organs don't really have any correct spot so they
just put them back in in whatever order they want they just go that i don't like that i don't like
hearing that at all i think yeah your organs aren't as like oh it's not like everything's set
here and here and here they could fucking float around in there dude i feel like we think about
it like our organs and like a computer it's like oh this is the place for our little our little
liver chip but it's really just like a but it's really just like a disorganized suitcase like
you just kind of throw everything in there it's just kind of sloshing around you're saying it's
not like operation where the hornet's nest is in his knee and shit we think it's like the suitcase
on the way to the vacation but it's really the return trip oh dude this this your suitcase on
your way home from a vacation looks like a bomb went off in it yeah it really does whoever honestly
whoever can neatly don't say that though but yeah don't say that in the airport whoever can neatly
pack their suitcase on the way home i don't know if i want to be friends with i feel like it's a
little too much for me i saw a shirt the other day that said i have a bomb and what's the point
and i was wondering how many times out of 10 do you think you get stopped by the tsa if you're
wearing that shirt they just even if they know it's a joke they just have to they have to stop
you right they have to i i would think so i would think at least three times out of ten that's too
low i think you'd be surprised people would just be like you don't have i don't see the bomb on my
you know what though there is a lot of balls on the person that does bring the explosive and wears
that shirt there's a lot of balls on that man reverse psychology reverse psychology it's like
Like, if someone wore a shirt, I don't have a bomb, I think they get stopped 10 out of 10.
Yes, I totally agree.
Because that's a little scarier.
I'd be like, if I'm sitting next to him, I'm like, you know, I don't really believe him.
I watched this thing that said the TSA has never stopped a terrorist attack.
Wouldn't they have to have it happen to know if they stopped it?
Aren't they doing a great job if it's never happened?
True.
But they know what they've stopped, and there's no TSA report that indicates that they have withheld anything that would have been used in a terrorist attack.
I think it's more for just stopping drugs, right? Probably?
No.
I don't think so, because it really got implemented post-9-11.
I mean, that's because they needed some kind of chain-link fence to stop the people from getting on the plane.
I understand, but, you know, drugs where it's drug smuggling before.
I feel like drug smuggling happens in more creative ways.
Like in the rims of tires and, like, inside of fake bananas and shit.
You also, when you're drug smuggling,
I think you want to bring across a much greater quantity
than you could, like, really bring on a plane.
But it's funny, dude.
Before the TSA, the preventative measure for terrorist attacks
was just, like, a gentleman's agreement.
All right, we're all going to agree that we all go in on these planes
and no one's going to fly them into buildings.
It's like, look me in your eyes.
Oh, a man's word is all he has.
I take it.
I take his word.
I take his word.
Visual scan.
Well, I mean, also, planes.
Wait, hold on.
This is going to sound really stupid.
Planes, like commercial planes, existed when we had technology, right?
In the terms of, listen, listen.
In terms of, like, you can throw your bag through a scanner and see something?
Or was that not there in the beginning?
You know what I mean?
In the beginning, definitely not.
No, I don't mean the propeller planes with people.
We didn't carry, like, on the Boeing 776 with propellers.
It was engines.
I'm saying, did we have the scanning material to see through bags?
I mean, maybe the technology was there, but I do not think that bag scanners were in use.
That was my question.
You know the TSA agent can see you naked?
Or not can, they do.
every time you go like they see my wiener yeah oh that sucks yeah i thought they just see like
the outline of your wiener um i saw a picture of what they see and i was like that's like is it
the one where you have to stand in the thing and then you put your hands up and it goes
that one's cool no i don't know no but aren't they standing like right there i feel like i
would just i could sneak a peek and just see some boobs or butt maybe they have a privacy screen on
i don't know but i saw a picture of what they see and it looks like if you took a naked photo of me
and then put one of those negative filters on it,
like you made the photo negative.
Yo, I love, you ever be at the end of security
and then you can see the person who's looking at the bags?
I think it's so cool to see what they see.
Just big dildos and stuff?
Yeah, I think it's awesome.
I would like to have that job for one day.
Oh, they can see your wiener.
Oh, yeah, they can see it.
Oh, my God, they can see it.
Wait, let me see this.
What the hell is this?
Oh, you can see puss?
Let me see this.
Let me see for scientific research.
Oh, no, dude.
Oh, dude, you can see that.
You can see all that.
You can see all that.
And that's not even the bad one.
And the one I looked at was more detailed than that.
Look at that, bro.
That's a lot of cheek, dude.
Can I see that?
Can I see?
Look at that, dude.
Come on.
That guy's packing.
Are those all of them, though?
I don't know.
You could definitely see butt crack.
Okay.
If you're a TSA agent, write it down.
Actually, don't.
Yeah, we don't want to know.
Don't give any secrets.
Don't give any trade secrets away.
If you had to smuggle something, do you think you could?
What is it?
I don't think so.
I don't think he could.
Can't you just put something up your butt and it's as simple as that?
I'm not saying that he can't shove things in his ass.
I'm saying you need the composure.
Oh, yeah.
You need to not draw attention to yourself.
You need to almost forget there is something in your ass.
yeah i think i think the best smuggler is someone who doesn't know that they have it okay
you know how does that work like you just toss it in their bag yeah you're like oh you forgot
your things you place a break of cocaine or something inside their bag because i thought
it was gonna be sneaky because if you really don't know like i feel like there's just a confidence
you walk into like the interaction with like think about anybody who gets pulled over for a dui
like if you're drunk you're like mentally preparing for the conversation if you're not
you're like what the fuck is going on here this guy's pulled me over for no fucking reason yeah
but also also the thing about the the person not knowing the stuff's in their bag when tsa is like
can we look at your bag you don't come up with any excuse or try to get out of it you're just
like yeah yeah look look i got nothing in there no excuse and then you're like there is no excuse
that works.
I'm sure there's like
there's a perfect set of lines
you can say to anybody
to get what you want.
You just have to
unlock the words.
If the TSA
puts your bag aside
there's nothing you can say.
That's not what I meant.
There's nothing you can say
to say oh no
don't worry about it guys.
It's cool.
I got it.
There's no bomb in there.
It's like no
that's not how it's gonna work.
So can you put it up your butt?
Yeah.
I do think
I do think I could
I do think I could
smuggle something
if I'll tell you this much
I went on a flight recently
and I was the person
they stop the line
and whenever they stop the line
in front of you
you're like
what the fuck's going on here
what am I doing
and they're like
everybody from this
from this point forward
or back
has to do
the canine search
what
so you
so there's like this
this like
there's like this little pathway
and they have this dog
that walks back and forth
and you have to walk through
as the dog
like kind of follows you
terrifying
I had nothing on me
and I was like
oh my god
he's gonna find it
he's gonna find it
he can't stop
He can't smuggle things.
Well, first of all, it's because these things are terrifying animals.
They are not that big of dogs.
Yes, first of all, they're German shepherds.
They're terrifying animals.
Also, so you didn't even have anything.
Any dog that says do not pet on the collar.
Yeah, that's scary.
You don't want to.
So you didn't have anything.
They stopped you and told you to start with the dog.
And you think you could smuggle anything?
That's just, you look suspicious then.
No, but it was also a classic case of you miss time, you're edible for the plane.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It happens to the best of us, especially when there's a long airport line,
because you're trying to just pass out on the flight, which is what I usually try to do.
So now my whole thought process is changing.
They thought you looked so high that you could have had stuff on you.
No, they didn't think I looked at anything.
Because I was wearing sunglasses, so you can see.
Even more suspicious.
Really?
I think so.
I was in my airport fit, totally sweatpants, sunglasses, just like charging through the
day.
What time?
I'm like fucking 4.35 in the morning.
And you're wearing sunglasses?
There's no sun out.
That's fucking weird.
There's no sun out.
You sound really suspicious over here.
There's sun out.
4.30?
Yeah.
Suck my balls.
By the time I'm in the security line, I guess it's probably like 5.30.
Either way, you're inside.
Barely.
There's like birds in that terminal all the time.
That's true.
No, that's true.
The ceilings are so high, it feels like you're kind of outside.
That's true.
But that's like saying you go to Costco, there's always a bird or two in there.
You're not outside.
You're not outside there.
There are many birds, though.
There are many birds, though.
There's also, did you hear there's a, so there's this like persistent, you know, rodent problem in New York City.
Oh, yeah, no shit.
There's a lot of rats.
And so they've appointed a person to deal with it, but that person's title is called the Rat Czar.
Ugh.
So they're the rat czar.
Like, C-Z-A-R.
C-Z-A-R.
And their job is to eradicate the rats in NYC.
Isn't czar, like, king?
Russian?
It's, like, Russian for...
For king or something?
I think leader.
I don't know.
So he's the rat king?
He's the rat king.
He's the rat king.
Truly.
Also, like...
She's the rat king.
She's the rat king.
Wow.
Rat queen.
Or she could be the king.
Who cares?
Are Russian female czars, are they called anything else, or are they czars?
I don't think they exist.
These arenas?
Do they exist?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Catherine, right?
I don't know a Catherine.
I don't know.
Either way, but her whole job is to get rid of the rats.
And her first thing, which I agree with, is that you can't put your trash out until 8 p.m.
Question.
Did she give herself that name?
I don't know.
It has to be yes, right?
That's a good question.
I think it has to be yes.
But it's so funny.
All the comment sections are just like, the rats are going to hate this message.
like the rats must be so upset yes i'm sure they are if people don't know in new york you can put
out your garbage like on your specific garbage day at pretty much any time and now they made it
so it's also something in almost every other city there's like alleyways with dumpsters that you put
your trash yeah we don't have that in new york on your garbage day you just take your trash and
throw it in the front of the throw it on the street yeah yeah yeah and then and then the
The garbage fairies just come in the middle of the night.
Yeah, you hear their scary roaring in the middle of the night.
It's actually, there's like a Vice documentary about how New York City processes their trash.
It's pretty incredible.
I think it's a great system, besides all the rats.
Besides the rats.
Well, you know, you can't win them all.
You give and take.
The thing is, on like a hot summer day, especially in some parts of Manhattan, it's just like garbage island.
There's trash everywhere.
Yeah, I understand for the city, like Manhattan, to make it later.
Because there could just be a Wednesday, you're walking, and there's just garbage everywhere.
Yep.
Everywhere.
Listen, we just don't have the room for alleyways.
And also, first of all, Manhattan is already like a big pile of garbage.
It's just on an island of just trash.
I don't know what that means.
You blow it too much, but you know what I'm saying.
What do you mean an island of trash?
It's just one island that we made, and there's just garbage on it.
We didn't make it.
It's bedrock.
And trash.
They extended it with trash, at least.
They did extend it with trash.
That's Battery Park and the rubble of 9-11.
Truly, that's how they extended the island.
Really?
What?
There was enough rubble to make an island?
It's not an island.
It's an addition to the island.
I understand.
It's called Battery Park,
and it's like trash and excavation and rubble
from the ground zero.
Damn.
Let's go.
It's like a phoenix from the ashes.
so what I was saying before
is what I meant is like
I truly believe that there is
like a perfect set
of words that you can say to anybody
to like get what you want
or even like sleep with them
wait to sleep with anyone?
yeah yeah anyone like me and you
like technically
no no no don't shake your head
technically there is a perfect set of
words that I can unlock
to get you to sleep with me
or technically there is a
perfect set of words that i can say to get you to give me like all your money oh that's way easier
no no it's all the same because it's the perfect set of words i don't know what i don't know what
it is or it's like you know i think i could like jt you look really cute today that was it that
was the perfect no no i just didn't find it yet it was my attempt it was first attempt isn't that
funny though how like words truly are like they're like little spells like if you have like if you
have the right words you can make things happen yeah that's what i'm saying what the now everyone's
agreeing no no i agree you're taking a step far because you're saying like anything like anything
you're saying it could transcend sexual orientation yes i think i can the perfect set of words there
are very i don't think there's a set of words that could get you to like sleep with the pope
i think there is no that's way more likely especially if you're not a small boy i think
there is a perfect set of words
that can get me to sleep with the Pope. I just don't know
what they are yet. I don't know what they are yet.
But it's not just words. It's got to be actions, too.
Because it's got to be, like, this word, these words
combined with, like, a little...
Ooh, a little, like, touch.
Ooh, see, that's already working.
It's got to be... See? Now we're
getting it. Now we're getting it. There's definitely...
I mean, like,
there's a universe where everything happens.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could definitely
make your way to the universe where
we sleep together. See?
you're not that far away
I'm already on the path
it's already working
see
now you're convinced
I'm convinced
to a certain extent
I think there are
some things
that just
you know
invincible to magic
yeah
no
I do
JT already thought
about sleeping me once
during this conversation
well I'm just
I'm not saying that
you can't
you don't have the words
for JT
I'm just saying that
you don't have the words
for everybody
oh I got the words
for you too
there are some people
who you know
are just
tough to crack
yeah
there's also like
lying is a powerful tool so like in those words can be tons of lies right if you could convince
them of something like for the money one you could be like you could easily convince not easily but
yeah there's ways to convince people to oh oh i'm gonna invest it i have this whole plan laid out
look at this and this and this and it's gonna turn into so much more money like i'm not saying
it would work or not be terrible or not blow up but you know there are ways there are paths like
ponzi figured out the financial perfect path of words they are saying that schemes using ai voices
are becoming yeah now which i could totally see imagine your grandma gets a call and it's like oh
it's antonio and then you know kind of sounds like you a little bit and she's like oh what
and she's like i need the money grandma please i'm in prison oh that'd be crazy i didn't like
like that's what's happening i didn't mean like mimicking relative voices oh yeah it's
mimicking your voice.
I thought it would be something like
a fake AI of Trump
calling super conservatives or something or the other way
around and being like, I need your donation.
Shit like that. Not like relatives.
That'd be scary. It's like you. If my mom called
me and be like, I need you. Come here. And then I just get beat
up because an AI told me that.
Well, yeah. They would just need to take
the podcast recordings, build a
bot of your voice, and then somehow get your parents'
information, call them, and say, hey, leave
my grandma alone. They're actually
saying that uh family should set up safe words with each other oh my god pineapple mom so so
that if if you're you know if it sounds fishy your mom goes say the password yeah so say something
no one would ever say that italian family next to us sure is quiet by the way uh we've been
betting on sports recently there's a lot of uh basketball and hockey going on recently we were
We were – somebody bet on a game.
You're a piece of shit.
Somebody bet on a game, and we were watching.
Tony was watching and letting us know the score to see if our bets went through.
Turns out, watching the game from the night previously –
and this is the second time it's happened.
Second time.
It's the second time it's happened.
I'm going to call up –
How are you – Google is free.
I'm going to call up the devs at Hulu because there's something wrong with the live sports pathways.
I'm telling you, I clicked on it, and it would just go to the previous game.
And by the way, the bets hit.
The game ended the same way.
So everyone relax over there.
I did right before my stream.
I went upstairs, and just right before the stream, I'm getting ready,
and I just checked the score real quick, and I see 0-0.
And I went, huh, Google's wrong.
That's the power of trust.
That's the power of trust.
Instead of thinking, oh, Antonio did the same mistake again,
I went, you know, the billion-dollar company must be stupid.
Danny texted
because we were all
in the same group chat
and JT asked me
for an update
and I gave it to him
and Danny went
what?
and he sent me a screenshot
of what it was
and then I went
what?
and then there was
not enough time left
but the game
everything worked out
but I don't understand
because we're watching it
on live TV or whatever
I don't know
we should be able to just
why is it still live?
we should be able to
just fast forward right?
this is yesterday's game
dude I don't know
I don't know
it makes it look live
it does
it makes it look
I clicked on it
you hit
you could even hit
go live
and it'll move you forward
a little bit
it doesn't make any sense
Hulu needs to fix it
you're gonna put
the onus on Hulu here
oh yeah
I'll put the onus on Hulu
Martin was there too
Martin was with me
and he saw me click on it
I just think it's funny
that you're cheering
for a game
you're a bad person
not happening
yeah and Martin was like
oh don't wonder
why you win all your bets
because you bet on games
you already won
that's not
that's not how that works
it's like you're a bad person
you think I was happy
You think I was happy?
Well, you said the bets in anyway.
If you were doing live betting, you could end up very upset.
Truly.
It's like, oh, my God, they're up two points,
and the odds are still plus 150?
What the hell?
Yeah, they were just playing.
Also, we knew what we needed to happen to win the bets,
and they were playing just the wrong team for it.
We just weren't putting it together,
because I put my trust in Big Hulu.
Oh, it wasn't the same team?
No.
oh i thought it wasn't um who it was bruins capitals yeah it was bruins capitals we were
watching bruins oh you weren't even watching no play the same team no how didn't you realize
you're not realized also i bet on that exact game before i thought it was a game in the same series
just the night before oh my god that makes it so much worse no it's not yeah it's so much worse
and martin was like you know it was really funny i saw they were supposed to be playing this team
but I just didn't say anything.
The pizzas were all there.
Yeah, it didn't matter.
It was the perfect storm.
It really shows.
I know nothing about sports.
I just like betting.
That's it.
I've been watching Australian Survivor,
so I've been using a VPN,
and I get all these Australian ads,
and after every gambling ad,
it's like some guy,
and he's like,
are you addicted to gambling?
It could ruin your life.
Oh, no.
Know the costs.
that's what you
that's what you
you just wanted to
segue to making fun
of Australians
yeah
he's like
know the cost
before you end up
down under
did you see
that was good
thank you
did you see how like
you can start betting
on WWE
soon
yeah that's
I don't know about that one
bro that is so
but it makes sense
because you can
you can bet on the Oscars
you can bet on
what Rihanna's
first song
at the Super Bowl
you can bet on
all these predetermined things anyway but now i have to have more like i feel like fail safes or
like precautions in place to make sure that the result does not get leaked to anybody for sure
not even that it's like bro someone could try to do a power slam and you break their back
and then it's like flipped is that the random of it or now they're gonna be less serious or
they find an odds that's you know plus 20 000 and they make that one win like i don't trust
That's too crazy for me.
Also, I don't get, like, what are the odds based off of?
For the Oscars, it's like, okay, I kind of get it.
It's like a percentage of critics think this.
Yeah.
So potentially the Oscars, you know, the Academy will vote that same way.
The WWE isn't based off of, like, who people like more.
It's like storytelling, right?
That's a better question, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm just saying.
Overall.
You're just betting on Vince McMahon's mind?
Yeah, it's like, I got to connect with Vince McMahon.
I don't know.
It doesn't make any, it doesn't, it's very strange to me.
Because then what happens if like, you know, sometimes they go wild and some guy comes
from the rafters with money in the bank, spanks somebody and steals the belt.
Then what?
What is that, a tie?
Like, you know, it's like, doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, I don't know about that one, chief.
I don't know about that one, chief.
I don't know.
But it's just too much, it's just too much money on the table, I guess, to not even attempt
that.
But that's crazy to me.
And you know there's going to be some degenerate WWE better.
I'll say that fast.
It probably has to do with, I mean, UFC betting is huge.
And that just got, they just merged or the same company now owns both or whatever.
It's all connected.
I know.
You think they merged to get those rights, the gambling rights?
No, that's too much, right?
I think they either, once they knew that that was a sure thing, they did it on purpose.
Or they pushed for the gambling because they knew they were going to, like, it's all connected.
Also, they don't determine the gambling rights.
Like, you can do it already in two states.
It's all about what different states allow you to bet on.
You can already bet on WWE?
In two states.
So I wonder, I want to look up what that's like.
It's like the same thing for, like, in some states you can bet on props.
Like, you can bet on, like, over under the Super Bowl National Anthem time.
In some states you can't.
I guess they must be classified into a different, like, type of bet that certain states allow.
Yeah, but you see even those are the over-under for the Super Bowl anthem
and the coin flip, even those are 50-50.
Even if the person sees what the bets are, the singer,
and goes, oh, I'm going to go the under or I'm going to go the over,
that's still 50-50.
You're betting the chance anyway.
But all that other stuff, it's too like, what if, I don't know.
I don't know.
I saw someone bet, will the Masters winner cry after receiving the trophy?
so this guy is the guy's watching the broadcast like come on shed a tear come on that's so like
subjective though because what if his eyes are watery and he maybe does one of these and it's
like no one can tell and i guess i guess they have some guy that's like oh that's a cry the
official cry determiner a tear just has to stream down the face like a manly tear down the face
not cry by the way oh that's a badass he's like yeah i knew we were gonna win not crying who won
I forgot his name.
You just carried it.
Rom.
Are you making that up?
No, I think his name's Rom or something.
I've never played a full round of golf.
I've never played.
I've never touched a driver.
Really?
I've been to the miniature version.
Yeah, yeah, I've done that.
My putt game's all right.
You got to play pitch and putt.
What's that?
Or some people call it three-par golf.
Even that's a wedge.
It's not a driver.
Like, I've never launched a ball.
Yeah, me neither.
But you should go.
That's like the step up in between mini golf and real golf,
is three par golf you just wedge it right onto the green and then do a putt or two i think we'll
be into it when like when we're retired and old we'll probably be like we'll probably be golfing
i think the weekend i think that the reason old people get into it is because it's like a game
that uh once you learn how to play it's like about taking like one stroke off your score and getting
better and just playing like every single week sometimes four times a week yeah it's also
probably a little better
on the knees
than most sports
oh sure
but not good on the hips though
you gotta swing those hips
it's all in the hips
it could be in the hips
yeah
I don't know
I don't know
and you get to just
there's not too much
like you know
athletic labor
like you drive
between each hole
true
I just think it's too much
just too much in a day
it's like
that's a whole day
right pretty much
it's a whole day
like four hours I think
that doesn't sound right
that sounds way too slow
long
no short
that sounds way too short
I don't think it's more than like 4 hours
I saw someplace
It's like if you hit a hole in one here on this last hole
You get a million dollars or something
Something insane
That's wild
Yeah and you get
I think you even get like 3 or 5 tries at it
But it's ridiculously far away
I saw something where it's
You get 100
Or you get 24 hours
To try to get a hole in one
On like let's say the shortest course
And if you don't get it
You go to jail for 10 years
No
But if you get it, you get, like, $100 billion or whatever.
Don't take that.
I'll tell you what.
If I just ever picked up a golf club, I'd try it.
Yeah.
Because I think, like, a full 24 hours, you could get there.
You don't think so?
It depends what's the shortest golf course.
I think, aside from, like, the top-level players,
every hole-in-one has an element of luck attached.
That's true.
Oh, yeah, I would assume.
But the top guys are crazy.
I saw a TikTok the other day, and this guy was, like, using different clubs,
and he was like, five iron?
I'm going to say 145 yards.
And he hits it, and someone takes, like, the ball measure,
and it's like he hits it.
It says exactly on the money.
That's how far he hit it.
It's fucking crazy.
Yes, on paper, that sounds impressive, but that's just reps, you know?
That's just like you know the game, and you know you.
It is, but that's still impressive.
I guess so.
To get it on the dot, yeah, sure.
But I don't know.
It's like if I know myself, I can make eight out of ten free throws in a minute.
It's like if I've done it, yeah, I know that already.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I get that.
I don't know.
Let's play golf.
I'm down.
We'll do patreon.com slash pickyboys.
We'll do an in real life stream, probably mini golf first before we get to real golf.
Wait, stream?
Sorry, vlog.
Vlog, right.
What'd I say?
In real life vlog?
Oh, I said stream.
My bad.
Vlog.
Mini golf, top golf?
Mini golf, and then we'll do top golf.
Definitely do mini golf and then do top golf.
I want to see how you hit a driver.
I feel like everybody makes the first,
like every first timer makes the same mistake
of like trying to kill the ball.
I learned pretty quick.
It's not about how hard you hit it.
I learned pretty quick.
Give me a few.
Yeah, no, for sure.
Take your time.
JT learns by like just reps.
Like JT will sit, stand there for hours and hit the ball.
I feel like I could pick up.
But JT will learn, too.
I feel like JT could learn.
I could learn.
Hell yeah.
Beautiful shirt, by the way.
It is a beautiful shirt.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
The sun's coming out.
Piggyboys.com.
Let's just do more work for Jason.
Piggyboys.com.
Get your merch right there.
Piggyboys.com.
Wow, JT's nips are shining through.
They are.
Just like that sun.
I might own a size too small.
Yeah, you think so?
Yeah.
And I think we can get out of here, boys.
Alrighty.
It's good.
We're getting on that.
JT, tell them where to find you.
Let's go.
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So clean.
So clean.
So clean.
So clean.
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