Picky Boys Podcast - Shakespere Made The First Yo Momma Joke! - Picky Boys Podcast #230
Episode Date: June 19, 2022In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss 1600's rappers, the rules of duel, docking a big ship, Justin Bieber's face paralysis, 1000 layers of contacts in your eye, and trying to see out of ...your elbow! Leave a comment on our Instagram and enjoy the podcast! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys
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Imagine like aliens right with a with a sixth sense right and this sixth sense allows them to schmazzle things
They're gonna come up to you and Tony. I'll be like how do you schmazzle you'll be like?
I don't I don't know what that is
You must schmazzle black right and you're like you're like you're like, I'd love to do it. I don't schmazzle anything
No, it's different. It's not it's not it is because
You have to like see something
all right we're coming in hot jt's touching wires let's go welcome back
oh i said picky boys content house cod cod test talking about cod so we're talking about too much
fish before we start here yeah swords fish you know it's this cod sword a white uh tuna
Fortuna.
Blue.
Sand.
Yeah.
There's sand sharks.
Sand fish.
No, I was doing blank fish.
Blank fish.
Oh, one fish.
No, no.
Jesus.
Two fish.
Red fish.
Blue fish.
That's honestly a fire line.
Dude.
Dr. Seuss is one of his best.
Dr. Seuss was the first rapper.
Well, I don't know about that.
You don't know if he was spitting?
I mean, he was spitting.
I do know that, but he was...
People rhymed before him.
What makes him the first rapper?
Yeah, but he put it to pen and paper.
And people did that, too.
People did that.
You ever heard of Billy Shakes?
Billy Shakes?
Little Bill?
Little Billy?
Billy Shakespeare?
You ever heard of him?
He's a little guy?
You didn't pick that together?
Billy Shakes.
Billy Shakes didn't get you?
Yeah, there you go.
He wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.
Yeah, sonnets, but not, you know.
People also credit him for the first Yo Mama joke.
Really?
I think so.
That is such a JT fact.
Yo Mother Duff.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
Your mother doth sit on planets.
Dude, I think he was like, some guy was like, oh, you're a fucking dog, dude.
And the guy was like, yo, if I beeth a dog, what beeth your mother?
And he was like, oh, fuck.
Damn.
It was like, I think you have to duel on the spot after that.
Yeah, 100%.
I sent a meme to the Instagram group the other day.
It was like, diss tracks back in the 1700s were fire.
and it was like, my mill grinds pepper and spice.
Your mill grinds rats and mice.
Oh!
God.
Sheesh!
You gotta foreclose the whole mill after that.
God damn, I know.
You think there were some people that,
no matter how many times, like, people,
okay, when it comes to dueling, right, back then,
you think there were some people that were semi-immune to it?
Like, if Elvis, like, let's say there was an Elvis in the 1800s
and we wanted to duel him.
You think everybody would be like, you know what, let's –
Justin, I know he did something wrong.
I don't want to duel him.
We need his music.
Well, that's not how duels work.
Both people have to mutually agree to a duel.
Yeah, but I think you're like a bitch if you don't.
Yeah, you're like a bitch if you don't duel him.
So I don't think people were immune to it, but I think that people don't –
people wouldn't say, oh, he's a bitch for not dueling because he is Elvis of the 1800s.
I also – I just learned about this the other day.
I think, like, in the duel, both people are supposed to, like, kind of the rules of the duel, are supposed to purposely miss.
And it's just to see, okay, who got the shot off first and, like, who, like, won, basically.
Who would have killed the other person?
Oh, no way.
But sometimes they just fucking shoot.
I think it's more body shots, you know.
That's not, like, dude, fucking, okay, Andrew Jackson, the guy on the $20 bill, he's been in, like, 200 duels.
That's, like, 250 50s.
There's no way you could win that many.
People are purposely missing.
Oh, so you're saying that.
He only killed one person, I think.
Or maybe he's, you know, paying people to duel and to run his numbers up.
It's like, I want to be the guy that dueled 200 times so no one messes with me.
Good point.
If I won 200 duels and people still challenging me, I'd be like, okay, guys, relax, you know?
I want to be the guy that has a gun on the sideline, and if somebody shoots too early, I shoot them.
Oh, let's just murder.
There's no—
No, that's a referee.
No, no, that's a referee, and it's certainly a thing that happens.
Do you also have a whistle?
you can't
I mean
foul
yeah I mean
you can't
you can't
shoot early in a duel
that's crazy
TV timeout
I called TV timeout
timeout
timeout
timeout
for that
you must pay
that's a technical
I think that's what happened
then his coach
throws a flag
it's like flag on the play
ref gets shot
and
we're also
now shifting
the time periods
we're talking about
gun duels
the things we were
talking about before
these are sword duels
like William Shakespeare
sets sword duels
They didn't have guns?
Yeah, I thought they had guns back then.
No.
When's Billy Shakes?
Yeah, when's Billy Shakes?
Like 1600s?
Bro, they had guns.
Not like reliable guns that people would carry around to duel with, like Andrew Jackson had.
They had like fucking pirate guns.
Yeah, did they have the spark guns, you know, like that?
People dueled with daggers.
I think he's right.
I think they didn't have guns because they were so unreliable.
It was almost useless.
Like, pirates rarely used guns just because you would shoot from here and it would miss.
There's, like, a 1 in 10 chance it'll blow your hand off.
That's also true.
And, like, a 1 in 20 chance you would just explode.
And that's half the reason why pirates had hooks for hands.
But both of those are the same.
No, but one would kill you and one would just maim your hand.
Yeah.
And, you know, pirates, they got the hook, so they're all right.
Yeah.
There was definitely a long time where after guns came out, you know, after guns dropped,
like bow and arrows were still better
and then eventually guns passed them.
Yeah, but I feel like dueling with a bow and arrow
is kind of lame.
I feel like gun technology back then
was more of like almost like cannon-like.
You know, it's like a mounted gun that we shoot.
It was so simple.
It was like this hunk of metal
will be fired straight from this huge machine.
Nothing cool, nothing about it.
That's what a cannonball is.
A cannon is just like a deconstructed gun.
It's just like you put a big-ass metal ball in and then light an explosion at the end.
A cannon is a gun at level one before you rank it up.
I think that's what the guns were back then, too.
That's what I'm saying.
A cannon was just a bigger version.
Except just small ones.
You'd pour the gunpowder in.
Yeah, but they have flint locks and all this stuff.
But I'd argue it's easier to aim and accurately shoot the cannon because there's so much force.
So it's like, we know this is going straight.
I don't think it's easy to shoot a cannon.
Than a tiny little, I'm saying to aim it.
I don't think it's easy to shoot a cannon.
You need like four people to shoot a cannon.
Add another ship, by the way, and they would still miss.
If I, that's definitely a toxic trait.
I was like, if I was manning a cannon, I could definitely hit a ship, is what I'm saying.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's easy.
They were missing all the time.
Not all ships went down.
Well, no.
It's not.
The thing about a ship is that a ship can take multiple cannon hits.
It's not just like one cannonball and we're, oh, fuck.
They're not putting in the right stuff.
We're done.
I could take down a ship in one cannonball.
I don't know about that.
100%.
But could you take it down fast enough, too?
Even if it ends up going down, could you take it down fast enough without them being able to retaliate?
And kill me?
No, probably not.
Let's go further back.
I like old school ship battles where you just have a really strong fortified front of the ship and you just ram into each other.
That's lame.
I think that's great.
That's so lame.
Why is that lame?
Because it's like there's no defense here.
It's like, oh, they're coming at us.
Ramming speed.
This is it.
And it creates these fucking awesome battles because when they hit into the ship, they go on to each other's ships.
Right, but you can do that.
It's so fun.
You can do that.
What about that pirate game or whatever?
Sea of Thieves?
You want to see if these nuts fit in your mouth?
He absolutely got you to the oomph degree.
It's just free.
JT's camera got cut for some reason.
JT's camera went black
that was a good one
you know there was something about you being
just so quiet
during the last three minutes I was like
I should have known you were planning
to be a big loser for some reason when you said the pirate
game I thought of Assassin's Creed
Black Flag good game as well
it is a good game I've never played
the Assassin's Creed I think they suck
how could you possibly say that if you've never
played them I've watched Nick play I didn't realize
until playing that game that when there's like a giant
rogue wave or whatever, and you're a
ship captain, you're supposed to go straight
into it.
Is that boat...
I don't know. I feel like you drive
most boats out of us.
Is that common boat knowledge today?
He didn't know it.
I've never been out in
the mid-ocean.
If somebody goes fast by
you really fast and you're in a large wake,
what do you do?
Just hit it head on?
I have my boating license.
Again, I feel like there's a difference between a boating license and, like, that's probably something like, I assume, like a captain's license or something you would learn, right?
It seems definitely, yeah.
If you're, like, a cargo ship driver or a cruise ship driver or something.
I think there's a captain license.
Oh, probably.
I don't know.
For sure.
I assume not everyone can just be a captain.
That'd be cool.
Yeah.
I mean, if I bought a boat, I'm a captain.
Give me a first mate.
Tell that to the guy who stuck his cargo ship in the canal.
What was that ship called?
The Evergreen?
Definitely not a captain, that guy.
Well, he was just a bad captain.
Why did that ruin, like, how come the ship in the canal ruined, like, the whole world supply chain?
Because that was just the biggest path for things.
Was it the Panama Canal?
No.
No, it was the Suez Canal.
It was something very big, and it happened, it was literally like the Austin Power scene, where he's trying to back up and forward out of, like, the little hallway with the car.
It was there.
I feel like every time I read about it, it was like the statistics were mind-blowing.
It was like, for every minute we don't get this out, it's $1 trillion of lost commerce.
Every minute this has been stocked up, someone get it out.
It was like, someone just blow up the river or something, the bank of the river.
Just blow it up.
True.
Just try to move maneuver it.
Widen it a little bit.
That's what they were trying to do.
They were trying to excavate it.
But also, have you ever seen people in comparison to that ship?
These ships are fucking massive.
Yeah.
It's wild.
It's one of those things where you're sitting on the beach and you're looking at the ships that look like they're just out there.
Yeah.
And if it looks big from where you're standing, it's big.
Dude, it's funny how delicate, like, I don't know, the whole system of the world is.
It really is.
One guy being incompetent for five minutes can, like, ruin everything for everyone.
It is unfortunate how much people, certain people always have to be on their game.
Yeah.
You can't make one mistake, world crumbles.
I also wonder, like, at what point, you know, so he's going, it's a canal.
like it's obviously very thin but but he's going down like at what point as he starts to turn
is it just unrecoverable oh probably centimeters so like as soon as soon as he starts going off
he's like shit shit shit shit shit and then and then and it's probably that's not the thing is if
he probably turned it just a little too much gave it a little too much mustard
and then there's no recovering and that getting stuck was probably an hour of him going shit
because it's so big
it takes a long time
that's what I was about to say
dude you ever seen these big ships turn
they turn it and first of all it doesn't start turning
until 10 minutes after they make the turn
and then it's turning for the next half hour
and there's no stopping
so it's not like a car where you do this
it's like
I want to go on a cruise ship
again I love cruises
Danny always flexes how he goes on cruises
I want to go on a cruise
I want to go on a cruise with you guys
I don't want to go on a cruise with you
there's just nothing like going on a cruise
it's a very weird
feeling to close your blinds
go to sleep
and not know what's
going to be behind them when you open them
what does that mean?
where are you traveling? it's going to be more ocean
no, you dock at different cities
so then you would know
you would know where you're going
but you don't know what it looks like
there's no other situation
where you close your blinds and go to bed
and then you're like, let's see
and open them and you have no idea
what could be behind them.
I mean, go on a plane.
And you have blinds on your plane?
Yes, you do.
You have a little tiny shade.
I'm talking about your bedroom.
You're in your bedroom and you open up the big blinds.
I hear you.
Did you guys see that cruise ship?
Same thing.
The captain tried to do a cool maneuver
by the beach to get laid by his girlfriend
who was up there with him in the captain's deck
and just got the ship stuck.
He beached the cruise ship.
And then when the rescue people came
to recover everyone and do all this stuff,
the rescue people raided the casino.
Got him.
Well, you know, there's a price to pay.
Oh, is that the one that flipped?
You see the one in Italy that flipped over?
Like right on the shore?
I think it did flip, but like way after.
Like at first it got beached and then eventually like, I don't remember.
There's a TikTok, she's like a captain of the ship.
And she's like a cruise ship captain for Celebrity Cruises.
And much to my chagrin, there is no wheel.
Like these ships don't have a wheel.
It's like a knob?
It looks like a Joy-Con.
Yeah.
A lot of this stuff is automated.
Well, I feel like it's also easier just to be able to do, you know,
the kind of half-quarter movement for turns than a, you know, panic.
And I always wondered, like, where are they when they're docking the ship?
And she gave me the answer.
It's very cool.
There's, like, a little thing that hangs off the side of the ship,
and it's, like, it's a place specifically for docking,
and you can see it's like a glass bottom,
so you can see where the ship is in correlation to the dock.
That's a good point, because how were they docking these just gigantic ships?
Also, no one could really dock a ship right, because it always hits.
Like, they didn't do anything wrong.
It just always hits.
So imagine a huge cruise ship before all this.
They were just hitting things.
That's scary.
That is scary.
I wouldn't know how to do that.
I love a cruise ship.
We'll go.
This is pro-cruise.
Let's go on a cruise.
Maybe we'll try.
Picky boys at sea.
there was this woman on one of those carnival cruises or norwegian or whatever on the slide
and something happened where there wasn't enough water and she got stuck inside and i guess it was
too slippery either way i don't know how they couldn't get her out and then the sun kept beaming
down and fried her she died what jesus christ this what yeah when was this oh i don't know
not not not this seems impossible not that long see that's what i said i was like how how couldn't
they get her out how can they get out they can at least like send water down there to keep her cool
or a rope this i'm gonna fact check you yeah i don't believe it i'm gonna fact check i'm telling
you she got stuck didn't die was able to get out yeah that makes so much more sense i i danny
there for a second i was like that sounds like in a thousand ways to die yeah i danny there for a
second because that was the first thing i thought of too you know a rope a rope toss it i mean yeah
Yeah, this can't be.
There's a trillion ways.
She looked very scared.
I would also be scared.
Well, of course.
Also.
I had to get a nasty sunburn, too.
Oh, dude, it was probably frying.
Slide burn.
It was clear slide, too.
Ooh.
Magnifying.
What's the, great show, by the way.
I'm so upset it got canceled.
A Thousand Ways to Die.
I used to love that show.
Yeah, I started to think, first of all,
after the guy had sex with a cow heart,
that he jump-started with a battery.
I was like, okay, this is getting a little crazy.
Well, I mean, you have to think of a thousand ways to die.
That's my question.
I thought...
So they weren't based on true stories?
I thought they were.
That was the whole point.
I think they were, like, fabrications of true stories.
No, they're probably...
A lot of them are inspired by true stories,
and then they would fabricate them.
But then, yeah, I'm sure they threw in a couple
they just fucking made up.
Also, now I feel bad for the guy who banged the cow heart.
Because if they're fabricating them,
what if he was just trying to do something else,
and now he's this freak that was banging a cow heart?
It's the name of the game.
It's the name of the game.
I like the one of the woman who got too much Botox injections
and then went into the hot tub and drowned.
She had, like, paralysis.
Is that what happened?
I saw one where...
Speaking of face paralysis, Mr. Biebs.
True.
Justin Bieber can't move half his face.
Yeah, what an idiot.
I don't know.
I mean, maybe...
Because people are very upset that he canceled part of his tour.
I've heard that he's canceled the past three in a row or something.
Well, he has no face.
That's what he's saying.
Well, he had face before.
But there is a, there is a, I've seen the Twitter comments of people saying, I think
this is fake.
I think he's canceled for a different reason.
And this is just like a, you know, this is like a scapegoat.
That's a pretty intense.
I was like, yeah, that seems like a very intense.
It's like you could come up with anything.
You're going to say half my face is paralyzed.
First of all, his face is always being taken pictures, videos and shot.
Yeah.
He just has to do its best to mimic the other side.
Then it will look normal.
my point is like mimic whatever it's you know what i mean like whatever it's stuck onto if you
can just copy that on the other side then you look like your face isn't paralyzed no i'm saying
my point is the to for that to be the lie he one smile it all crumbles is what i'm saying that's
true that's an accident like an accidental smile or a laugh it all comes down one thing i don't
understand is that if you saw the video he can't blink like that side of his face doesn't blink
is there is that that seems dangerous like you know the you blink to to re-moisturize your eyes
so they don't dry out what's weird is i would have assumed if you go to face paralysis on half
your face that eye stays closed i know and stays open me too he he said i as you can see i can't
blink and his eyes just well i'm about to trip you guys out real hard do you think that you
involuntarily are always keeping
your eyes open, or you close them?
I guess that kind of answers it.
That's what I'm saying. Right now, you're not
keeping your eyes open. You purposely
blink them. When I'm tired,
I'm voluntarily keeping my eyes open.
There are times when I'm like... That is true.
Maybe when he's tired, things change.
Is there a natural reaction
when he's tired that it just closes?
I don't know, but I'm more concerned
about the
moistness of the eye.
Well, he just has, you know, some eyedropper on there.
What if it just dries and pops out?
I'm sure he's dishing out new money for a professional eyedrop popper.
Well, I'm sure he hired some guy or some woman to just, like,
every half hour suck him off and drop a thing in his eye.
Just two in one.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, two in one.
You get half off.
Also, he's Justin Bieber.
I'm sure he can hire anyone to do anything.
That's true.
My point was eyedrops.
Eyedrops could fix that problem.
You guys don't have glasses, right?
Did you ever, like, put in eye drops or, like, contacts?
Like, do you think you'd be able to put in a contact?
I can do anything.
Eye drops.
On your own eye.
I could do it.
Can you touch your eye?
I can touch my eye.
Touch it.
I got nails.
I don't want to do that.
Oh, you know what?
I've had to touch it.
I don't think you can.
I mean, I could.
I just don't want to do that right now.
When you go in the mirror and you see an eyelash in there, sometimes you do that.
I get in there.
I could, like, do the whole, like...
I mean, I'm not a little bitch.
I mean, sometimes people get really skeeved out by it.
Because you have contacts, right?
I have daily contacts when I wear sunglasses.
I put them in.
And yeah, I mean, it was a long, long learning experience
to be able to put them in.
At first, it's just like a human reaction.
You don't want to be putting shit in your eye.
It feels really weird.
That's fair.
But also, grow up.
Throw it in there.
That's not how it works.
Throw it in there.
What happens if you sleep with your contacts in?
You basically just wake up, and it feels like the contact dries out.
And so it feels like there's a film on your eye.
It kind of feels like there's something in your eye.
You know that feeling?
Like, oh, there's something in my eye.
It feels like that.
You basically have to wake up and take them out immediately.
But they pop right out because they're dry.
I know this fact is true.
I actually looked at this one.
How do you take them out?
Did you see?
Yeah, you just do the same process.
I took out, one time, one of our friends was so drunk,
he couldn't take out his contacts, and he had me do it.
It's a scary procedure.
Because, like, one accidental, like, boop,
it's not going to kill him or DI him, but it'll hurt.
But my point is, you see the woman that just never took out her contacts
and, like, her eye was hurting?
See, now I'm just, this story's true.
And she went to the optometrist?
Optometrist?
Optometrist.
God, I'm getting better.
And then she had like 40 contacts in her eye just in the back there.
And then she died.
And then she's dead now.
And the sun fried her.
Now, like what is that?
Just constant headache?
I don't know.
Or your eye doesn't work anymore?
From my experience, it seems literally impossible to not know that there's one contact in your eye.
Well, she was also very old.
It was like one of those where who knows what she's feeling on the inside.
I think I've told this story before of, like, one time I had my contacts in, and I got really, really, really drunk, and I was taking them out, and sometimes I, like, struggle with taking them out, so I was, like, trying and trying and trying, and my eye's, like, super red, and then I, like, and then I look around, and I'm, like, I can't fucking see.
I must have taken it out on the first time
and I was just like squeezing
my eyeball
for like 40 times
just trying to take out
something that didn't exist
you're right
you took out your eye
after 15 attempts
after 15 attempts
why can't I see
what about there's been times where
we were playing football at the park
and this is what I don't understand
and someone would just be like oh my contact fell out like what does that mean like they could just
fly out well they know they don't just fly out usually it means that uh at some point somebody
touched their eye like a lot of people rub their eyes without noticing it and if you rub your eye
with contact it can easily pop out i would try really i would try um isn't it like under your
eyelids though i mean yes but if you just but if you just do this it like dislodges itself it's
like it works on suction kind of like you like when you put it in it's you just like move your
eye around and it like sucks to the eye well it's super weird technology your cornea is slightly
raised so probably like it's also like yeah that like yeah concave is weird but yeah and so if you
so so you have to be careful if you're wearing contacts and you go like this like it just might
pop out do they have like semi-permanent contacts or no uh yeah you can buy i don't know how long
they stay in, but they have contacts
that you keep for a while.
I'm pretty sure they have...
Is there a contact I wear for
six months? I think they have monthlies
and dailies.
You still take them out every day.
You just put them in the solution.
You're just asking them to
attach glasses
to your eye, essentially.
It's LASIK, right? That would work.
That feels scary.
That is scary, especially when the machine turns up
to a thousand.
No, but I've had
my contact fall out.
I was in Central Park
and I found it luckily
but then I have like
but then I had like
but then I had
I mean it's a clear
piece of plastic
and a flat grass field.
No, but I thought
you're not
I thought you're never
supposed to do that
because like a speck of dust
will murder your day.
Well, I needed to see
so
You have one eye, right?
That's not how that works.
I can't do that.
I mean you would definitely
be able to just see
if you closed your eyes
and just go home
like your day's over.
Your day's over.
Just go home.
I had much more day to live, so I took a bottle of water, I washed it out, and then I, you know, did my business.
Did your eye look like you were underwater, or did it work?
Excuse me?
You know, like if there was some water in the contact.
No, when the contact goes in, it makes a seal, like I said.
There can't be water in it.
I could get water in there.
I could get water in there.
That contact isn't in.
Yeah, like you're wearing goggles.
When a little piece of water gets in your goggles.
I would wear, I would try eye color changing contacts.
I would try that.
Those are cool.
I feel like that's a way for me to.
Those are harder to put in because they're much thicker.
Oh, how you doing?
Well, someone in high school when I was, dude, this was like the weirdest thing I probably
said to somebody.
Well, not really, but so we were at the locker and it was, my friend was closing his locker
and he stared at me deeply in the eyes and his eyes were like a bluest of blue I've never
seen.
You know, it was just one of those like deep, deep, deep blue.
and I was like, damn.
You were going to write poems.
Yeah, I did.
I wrote a couple
and I read one to him
and then he ruined it for me
because he said,
oh no, they're fake.
I was like, first of all,
just lie to me.
Lie to me.
And if you're going to wear them,
why tell the truth?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
They have eye pigmentation surgeries
but they all look,
the results are not good.
Really?
The results are bad.
Why?
Is it because it's like a rainbow?
It's one of those things,
it's like something can work in theory
but it looks too unnatural, and you can just tell.
But I like that.
I feel like there's something novel about that, too.
I thought there was – isn't there something –
can't they use a laser to burn off the top layer
and you have blue underneath or something?
And aren't all babies born with blue eyes and they switch to brown?
I think both those things weren't true, actually.
Hold on.
I'm going to put money that one of them was true.
I don't know which one.
This guy also just picked a bad color, I think.
but he just looks not good that one's good i think really you think that he looks like a
fucking white walker no but that's he does but that's cool though like i like that it looks
different i don't know i like that it goes from like regular person to someone who looks off
that's just because that i mean the color doesn't match the skin tone i don't think
like all of them look like this that one's a little intense wait so if you change your pigment
on your eyes.
The baby thing's not true.
I know the baby, yeah.
I don't think the other thing's true either, pal.
That one's not too bad, actually.
No, that's fine.
Also, I feel like, like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I would want...
Oh, that one's good.
I want two different color eyes.
I think that's cool.
Oh, hyper...
Chromia?
That exact thing, yeah.
The laser surgery, this procedure changes your eye color
by destroying the pigment in your iris.
and when they go away, brown eyes look blue.
That's because blue eyes don't have any pigment.
So it can only be done on brown eyes.
Well, why would you want to do it on blue eyes
if you're already blue?
Maybe you want green or purple.
Dude, I think people...
Keep blazers away from my eyes.
That's good point.
That's fair.
No, that's definitely fair.
But dude, I think people...
There's like a 0.001% chance you could be born purple eyes.
That's crazy.
That's cool.
That's almost your superhero kind of...
Because, like, I've never seen that.
And I wouldn't trust it either now.
No.
Because I can't trust eyes anymore.
Yeah.
Because that one man.
This girl I knew had, like, gray eyes, dude.
They were crazy.
That's cool, too.
Like, a crazy color of gray.
I feel like, I don't know.
I don't know.
What, was she blonde?
Yes.
No, actually, I think she just dyed her hair blonde.
I don't think she did.
Well, because if you have gray eyes, you've got to be blonde.
Yeah.
I feel like.
You've got to be blonde.
Yeah, or gray.
I don't think she's naturally blonde.
Or gray.
Just go full on it.
platinum gray that'd be cool yeah honestly the eyes they're my most either the thing i care about
the most like you go to the optometrist and you see like is this what your vision looks like
there are some fucked up like eye conditions where like you just see spots everywhere and like
or like sometimes sometimes there's one that looks like tunnel vision and it's literally just like a
it looks like black
and it's just like a tunnel.
It's just one little
limited scope of vision.
It looks like you're
looking through binoculars.
Some vision is just
better to be blind.
Well, no.
It's never better to be blind.
No, because at least
you could adjust
and be accustomed to it.
I don't know.
No.
If you're blind,
you don't even know
what colors are.
If you have horrible,
terrible vision issues,
you know what colors are.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm not talking about
day one blind.
I'm talking about...
Oh, go blind.
No, no.
I was reading an article
about a guy who became blind
because of an accident
and he was like
you don't see black
you don't see anything
he said imagine trying to see
out of your elbow
like the things
the receptors are no longer there
like you're not seeing anything
like the things that
we attribute to seeing
aren't there
like it just doesn't exist anymore
but what does that mean?
he's saying like
Like, the entire sense is wiped.
Like, it's not blackness.
I understand, but what do you see?
I don't.
That's what he's saying.
I'm saying you don't.
You just don't see.
Imagine trying to see out of your elbow.
You just don't see.
But there has to be something.
But that's what you think.
This is what someone with eyes their whole life does.
No, I'm saying, like.
This is your eye privilege.
This is your eye privilege.
All right, fine, fine.
So then what does it appear as?
You're missing the point.
You're missing the point.
What do you observe?
Imagine like aliens, right, with a sixth sense, right?
And this sixth sense allows them to schmazzle things.
They're going to come up to you, Antonio, and be like, how do you schmazzle?
And you'll be like, I don't know what that is.
I don't know what schmazzling is.
You must schmazzle blacks, right?
And you're like, I don't schmazzle anything.
No, it's different.
It's not.
It is because you have to, like, see something.
No, you don't.
That's what this man is trying to tell you,
is that you don't have to see something.
Well, very convenient that he knows I'm not the blind one.
Like, I don't know if he's lying.
You have to see something for this.
You got to see something.
Like, what is that?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm surprised that if you – because I would assume that that makes sense for someone who's always been blind.
But if you go blind, I'm surprised that you don't like – still kind of – your brain has grown up seeing.
So I'm surprised you don't like see black.
Like it doesn't fill in or something.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's not just like your eyes are closed.
Because I do see black right now.
I can still see.
So can he.
He's a liar.
I see black totally.
There is nothing there.
I don't see color.
You and your – what was it called?
Aphantasia.
aphantasia
aphantasia
phantasma
which supposedly
we all have
all of us have it
none of us have it
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that's what
we have been
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