Picky Boys Podcast - Shakespere Made The First Yo Momma Joke! - Picky Boys Podcast #230

Episode Date: June 19, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss 1600's rappers, the rules of duel, docking a big ship, Justin Bieber's face paralysis, 1000 layers of contacts in your eye, and trying to see out of ...your elbow! Leave a comment on our Instagram and enjoy the podcast! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Imagine like aliens right with a with a sixth sense right and this sixth sense allows them to schmazzle things They're gonna come up to you and Tony. I'll be like how do you schmazzle you'll be like? I don't I don't know what that is You must schmazzle black right and you're like you're like you're like, I'd love to do it. I don't schmazzle anything No, it's different. It's not it's not it is because You have to like see something all right we're coming in hot jt's touching wires let's go welcome back oh i said picky boys content house cod cod test talking about cod so we're talking about too much
Starting point is 00:00:43 fish before we start here yeah swords fish you know it's this cod sword a white uh tuna Fortuna. Blue. Sand. Yeah. There's sand sharks. Sand fish. No, I was doing blank fish.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Blank fish. Oh, one fish. No, no. Jesus. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish. That's honestly a fire line.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Dude. Dr. Seuss is one of his best. Dr. Seuss was the first rapper. Well, I don't know about that. You don't know if he was spitting? I mean, he was spitting. I do know that, but he was... People rhymed before him.
Starting point is 00:01:18 What makes him the first rapper? Yeah, but he put it to pen and paper. And people did that, too. People did that. You ever heard of Billy Shakes? Billy Shakes? Little Bill? Little Billy?
Starting point is 00:01:29 Billy Shakespeare? You ever heard of him? He's a little guy? You didn't pick that together? Billy Shakes. Billy Shakes didn't get you? Yeah, there you go. He wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Yeah, sonnets, but not, you know. People also credit him for the first Yo Mama joke. Really? I think so. That is such a JT fact. Yo Mother Duff. Yeah, yeah, dude. Your mother doth sit on planets.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Dude, I think he was like, some guy was like, oh, you're a fucking dog, dude. And the guy was like, yo, if I beeth a dog, what beeth your mother? And he was like, oh, fuck. Damn. It was like, I think you have to duel on the spot after that. Yeah, 100%. I sent a meme to the Instagram group the other day. It was like, diss tracks back in the 1700s were fire.
Starting point is 00:02:14 and it was like, my mill grinds pepper and spice. Your mill grinds rats and mice. Oh! God. Sheesh! You gotta foreclose the whole mill after that. God damn, I know. You think there were some people that,
Starting point is 00:02:31 no matter how many times, like, people, okay, when it comes to dueling, right, back then, you think there were some people that were semi-immune to it? Like, if Elvis, like, let's say there was an Elvis in the 1800s and we wanted to duel him. You think everybody would be like, you know what, let's – Justin, I know he did something wrong. I don't want to duel him.
Starting point is 00:02:48 We need his music. Well, that's not how duels work. Both people have to mutually agree to a duel. Yeah, but I think you're like a bitch if you don't. Yeah, you're like a bitch if you don't duel him. So I don't think people were immune to it, but I think that people don't – people wouldn't say, oh, he's a bitch for not dueling because he is Elvis of the 1800s. I also – I just learned about this the other day.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I think, like, in the duel, both people are supposed to, like, kind of the rules of the duel, are supposed to purposely miss. And it's just to see, okay, who got the shot off first and, like, who, like, won, basically. Who would have killed the other person? Oh, no way. But sometimes they just fucking shoot. I think it's more body shots, you know. That's not, like, dude, fucking, okay, Andrew Jackson, the guy on the $20 bill, he's been in, like, 200 duels. That's, like, 250 50s.
Starting point is 00:03:37 There's no way you could win that many. People are purposely missing. Oh, so you're saying that. He only killed one person, I think. Or maybe he's, you know, paying people to duel and to run his numbers up. It's like, I want to be the guy that dueled 200 times so no one messes with me. Good point. If I won 200 duels and people still challenging me, I'd be like, okay, guys, relax, you know?
Starting point is 00:03:54 I want to be the guy that has a gun on the sideline, and if somebody shoots too early, I shoot them. Oh, let's just murder. There's no— No, that's a referee. No, no, that's a referee, and it's certainly a thing that happens. Do you also have a whistle? you can't I mean
Starting point is 00:04:12 foul yeah I mean you can't you can't shoot early in a duel that's crazy TV timeout I called TV timeout
Starting point is 00:04:19 timeout timeout timeout for that you must pay that's a technical I think that's what happened then his coach
Starting point is 00:04:24 throws a flag it's like flag on the play ref gets shot and we're also now shifting the time periods we're talking about
Starting point is 00:04:33 gun duels the things we were talking about before these are sword duels like William Shakespeare sets sword duels They didn't have guns? Yeah, I thought they had guns back then.
Starting point is 00:04:42 No. When's Billy Shakes? Yeah, when's Billy Shakes? Like 1600s? Bro, they had guns. Not like reliable guns that people would carry around to duel with, like Andrew Jackson had. They had like fucking pirate guns. Yeah, did they have the spark guns, you know, like that?
Starting point is 00:05:04 People dueled with daggers. I think he's right. I think they didn't have guns because they were so unreliable. It was almost useless. Like, pirates rarely used guns just because you would shoot from here and it would miss. There's, like, a 1 in 10 chance it'll blow your hand off. That's also true. And, like, a 1 in 20 chance you would just explode.
Starting point is 00:05:23 And that's half the reason why pirates had hooks for hands. But both of those are the same. No, but one would kill you and one would just maim your hand. Yeah. And, you know, pirates, they got the hook, so they're all right. Yeah. There was definitely a long time where after guns came out, you know, after guns dropped, like bow and arrows were still better
Starting point is 00:05:40 and then eventually guns passed them. Yeah, but I feel like dueling with a bow and arrow is kind of lame. I feel like gun technology back then was more of like almost like cannon-like. You know, it's like a mounted gun that we shoot. It was so simple. It was like this hunk of metal
Starting point is 00:05:58 will be fired straight from this huge machine. Nothing cool, nothing about it. That's what a cannonball is. A cannon is just like a deconstructed gun. It's just like you put a big-ass metal ball in and then light an explosion at the end. A cannon is a gun at level one before you rank it up. I think that's what the guns were back then, too. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:06:20 A cannon was just a bigger version. Except just small ones. You'd pour the gunpowder in. Yeah, but they have flint locks and all this stuff. But I'd argue it's easier to aim and accurately shoot the cannon because there's so much force. So it's like, we know this is going straight. I don't think it's easy to shoot a cannon. Than a tiny little, I'm saying to aim it.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I don't think it's easy to shoot a cannon. You need like four people to shoot a cannon. Add another ship, by the way, and they would still miss. If I, that's definitely a toxic trait. I was like, if I was manning a cannon, I could definitely hit a ship, is what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's easy. They were missing all the time.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Not all ships went down. Well, no. It's not. The thing about a ship is that a ship can take multiple cannon hits. It's not just like one cannonball and we're, oh, fuck. They're not putting in the right stuff. We're done. I could take down a ship in one cannonball.
Starting point is 00:07:12 I don't know about that. 100%. But could you take it down fast enough, too? Even if it ends up going down, could you take it down fast enough without them being able to retaliate? And kill me? No, probably not. Let's go further back. I like old school ship battles where you just have a really strong fortified front of the ship and you just ram into each other.
Starting point is 00:07:33 That's lame. I think that's great. That's so lame. Why is that lame? Because it's like there's no defense here. It's like, oh, they're coming at us. Ramming speed. This is it.
Starting point is 00:07:40 And it creates these fucking awesome battles because when they hit into the ship, they go on to each other's ships. Right, but you can do that. It's so fun. You can do that. What about that pirate game or whatever? Sea of Thieves? You want to see if these nuts fit in your mouth? He absolutely got you to the oomph degree.
Starting point is 00:07:59 It's just free. JT's camera got cut for some reason. JT's camera went black that was a good one you know there was something about you being just so quiet during the last three minutes I was like I should have known you were planning
Starting point is 00:08:14 to be a big loser for some reason when you said the pirate game I thought of Assassin's Creed Black Flag good game as well it is a good game I've never played the Assassin's Creed I think they suck how could you possibly say that if you've never played them I've watched Nick play I didn't realize until playing that game that when there's like a giant
Starting point is 00:08:31 rogue wave or whatever, and you're a ship captain, you're supposed to go straight into it. Is that boat... I don't know. I feel like you drive most boats out of us. Is that common boat knowledge today? He didn't know it.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I've never been out in the mid-ocean. If somebody goes fast by you really fast and you're in a large wake, what do you do? Just hit it head on? I have my boating license. Again, I feel like there's a difference between a boating license and, like, that's probably something like, I assume, like a captain's license or something you would learn, right?
Starting point is 00:09:07 It seems definitely, yeah. If you're, like, a cargo ship driver or a cruise ship driver or something. I think there's a captain license. Oh, probably. I don't know. For sure. I assume not everyone can just be a captain. That'd be cool.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Yeah. I mean, if I bought a boat, I'm a captain. Give me a first mate. Tell that to the guy who stuck his cargo ship in the canal. What was that ship called? The Evergreen? Definitely not a captain, that guy. Well, he was just a bad captain.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Why did that ruin, like, how come the ship in the canal ruined, like, the whole world supply chain? Because that was just the biggest path for things. Was it the Panama Canal? No. No, it was the Suez Canal. It was something very big, and it happened, it was literally like the Austin Power scene, where he's trying to back up and forward out of, like, the little hallway with the car. It was there. I feel like every time I read about it, it was like the statistics were mind-blowing.
Starting point is 00:09:57 It was like, for every minute we don't get this out, it's $1 trillion of lost commerce. Every minute this has been stocked up, someone get it out. It was like, someone just blow up the river or something, the bank of the river. Just blow it up. True. Just try to move maneuver it. Widen it a little bit. That's what they were trying to do.
Starting point is 00:10:19 They were trying to excavate it. But also, have you ever seen people in comparison to that ship? These ships are fucking massive. Yeah. It's wild. It's one of those things where you're sitting on the beach and you're looking at the ships that look like they're just out there. Yeah. And if it looks big from where you're standing, it's big.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Dude, it's funny how delicate, like, I don't know, the whole system of the world is. It really is. One guy being incompetent for five minutes can, like, ruin everything for everyone. It is unfortunate how much people, certain people always have to be on their game. Yeah. You can't make one mistake, world crumbles. I also wonder, like, at what point, you know, so he's going, it's a canal. like it's obviously very thin but but he's going down like at what point as he starts to turn
Starting point is 00:11:02 is it just unrecoverable oh probably centimeters so like as soon as soon as he starts going off he's like shit shit shit shit shit and then and then and it's probably that's not the thing is if he probably turned it just a little too much gave it a little too much mustard and then there's no recovering and that getting stuck was probably an hour of him going shit because it's so big it takes a long time that's what I was about to say dude you ever seen these big ships turn
Starting point is 00:11:30 they turn it and first of all it doesn't start turning until 10 minutes after they make the turn and then it's turning for the next half hour and there's no stopping so it's not like a car where you do this it's like I want to go on a cruise ship again I love cruises
Starting point is 00:11:47 Danny always flexes how he goes on cruises I want to go on a cruise I want to go on a cruise with you guys I don't want to go on a cruise with you there's just nothing like going on a cruise it's a very weird feeling to close your blinds go to sleep
Starting point is 00:12:03 and not know what's going to be behind them when you open them what does that mean? where are you traveling? it's going to be more ocean no, you dock at different cities so then you would know you would know where you're going but you don't know what it looks like
Starting point is 00:12:18 there's no other situation where you close your blinds and go to bed and then you're like, let's see and open them and you have no idea what could be behind them. I mean, go on a plane. And you have blinds on your plane? Yes, you do.
Starting point is 00:12:34 You have a little tiny shade. I'm talking about your bedroom. You're in your bedroom and you open up the big blinds. I hear you. Did you guys see that cruise ship? Same thing. The captain tried to do a cool maneuver by the beach to get laid by his girlfriend
Starting point is 00:12:51 who was up there with him in the captain's deck and just got the ship stuck. He beached the cruise ship. And then when the rescue people came to recover everyone and do all this stuff, the rescue people raided the casino. Got him. Well, you know, there's a price to pay.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Oh, is that the one that flipped? You see the one in Italy that flipped over? Like right on the shore? I think it did flip, but like way after. Like at first it got beached and then eventually like, I don't remember. There's a TikTok, she's like a captain of the ship. And she's like a cruise ship captain for Celebrity Cruises. And much to my chagrin, there is no wheel.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Like these ships don't have a wheel. It's like a knob? It looks like a Joy-Con. Yeah. A lot of this stuff is automated. Well, I feel like it's also easier just to be able to do, you know, the kind of half-quarter movement for turns than a, you know, panic. And I always wondered, like, where are they when they're docking the ship?
Starting point is 00:14:01 And she gave me the answer. It's very cool. There's, like, a little thing that hangs off the side of the ship, and it's, like, it's a place specifically for docking, and you can see it's like a glass bottom, so you can see where the ship is in correlation to the dock. That's a good point, because how were they docking these just gigantic ships? Also, no one could really dock a ship right, because it always hits.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Like, they didn't do anything wrong. It just always hits. So imagine a huge cruise ship before all this. They were just hitting things. That's scary. That is scary. I wouldn't know how to do that. I love a cruise ship.
Starting point is 00:14:43 We'll go. This is pro-cruise. Let's go on a cruise. Maybe we'll try. Picky boys at sea. there was this woman on one of those carnival cruises or norwegian or whatever on the slide and something happened where there wasn't enough water and she got stuck inside and i guess it was too slippery either way i don't know how they couldn't get her out and then the sun kept beaming
Starting point is 00:15:02 down and fried her she died what jesus christ this what yeah when was this oh i don't know not not not this seems impossible not that long see that's what i said i was like how how couldn't they get her out how can they get out they can at least like send water down there to keep her cool or a rope this i'm gonna fact check you yeah i don't believe it i'm gonna fact check i'm telling you she got stuck didn't die was able to get out yeah that makes so much more sense i i danny there for a second i was like that sounds like in a thousand ways to die yeah i danny there for a second because that was the first thing i thought of too you know a rope a rope toss it i mean yeah Yeah, this can't be.
Starting point is 00:15:46 There's a trillion ways. She looked very scared. I would also be scared. Well, of course. Also. I had to get a nasty sunburn, too. Oh, dude, it was probably frying. Slide burn.
Starting point is 00:15:53 It was clear slide, too. Ooh. Magnifying. What's the, great show, by the way. I'm so upset it got canceled. A Thousand Ways to Die. I used to love that show. Yeah, I started to think, first of all,
Starting point is 00:16:06 after the guy had sex with a cow heart, that he jump-started with a battery. I was like, okay, this is getting a little crazy. Well, I mean, you have to think of a thousand ways to die. That's my question. I thought... So they weren't based on true stories? I thought they were.
Starting point is 00:16:19 That was the whole point. I think they were, like, fabrications of true stories. No, they're probably... A lot of them are inspired by true stories, and then they would fabricate them. But then, yeah, I'm sure they threw in a couple they just fucking made up. Also, now I feel bad for the guy who banged the cow heart.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Because if they're fabricating them, what if he was just trying to do something else, and now he's this freak that was banging a cow heart? It's the name of the game. It's the name of the game. I like the one of the woman who got too much Botox injections and then went into the hot tub and drowned. She had, like, paralysis.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Is that what happened? I saw one where... Speaking of face paralysis, Mr. Biebs. True. Justin Bieber can't move half his face. Yeah, what an idiot. I don't know. I mean, maybe...
Starting point is 00:17:03 Because people are very upset that he canceled part of his tour. I've heard that he's canceled the past three in a row or something. Well, he has no face. That's what he's saying. Well, he had face before. But there is a, there is a, I've seen the Twitter comments of people saying, I think this is fake. I think he's canceled for a different reason.
Starting point is 00:17:21 And this is just like a, you know, this is like a scapegoat. That's a pretty intense. I was like, yeah, that seems like a very intense. It's like you could come up with anything. You're going to say half my face is paralyzed. First of all, his face is always being taken pictures, videos and shot. Yeah. He just has to do its best to mimic the other side.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Then it will look normal. my point is like mimic whatever it's you know what i mean like whatever it's stuck onto if you can just copy that on the other side then you look like your face isn't paralyzed no i'm saying my point is the to for that to be the lie he one smile it all crumbles is what i'm saying that's true that's an accident like an accidental smile or a laugh it all comes down one thing i don't understand is that if you saw the video he can't blink like that side of his face doesn't blink is there is that that seems dangerous like you know the you blink to to re-moisturize your eyes so they don't dry out what's weird is i would have assumed if you go to face paralysis on half
Starting point is 00:18:21 your face that eye stays closed i know and stays open me too he he said i as you can see i can't blink and his eyes just well i'm about to trip you guys out real hard do you think that you involuntarily are always keeping your eyes open, or you close them? I guess that kind of answers it. That's what I'm saying. Right now, you're not keeping your eyes open. You purposely blink them. When I'm tired,
Starting point is 00:18:45 I'm voluntarily keeping my eyes open. There are times when I'm like... That is true. Maybe when he's tired, things change. Is there a natural reaction when he's tired that it just closes? I don't know, but I'm more concerned about the moistness of the eye.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Well, he just has, you know, some eyedropper on there. What if it just dries and pops out? I'm sure he's dishing out new money for a professional eyedrop popper. Well, I'm sure he hired some guy or some woman to just, like, every half hour suck him off and drop a thing in his eye. Just two in one. Oh, okay. Yeah, two in one.
Starting point is 00:19:20 You get half off. Also, he's Justin Bieber. I'm sure he can hire anyone to do anything. That's true. My point was eyedrops. Eyedrops could fix that problem. You guys don't have glasses, right? Did you ever, like, put in eye drops or, like, contacts?
Starting point is 00:19:34 Like, do you think you'd be able to put in a contact? I can do anything. Eye drops. On your own eye. I could do it. Can you touch your eye? I can touch my eye. Touch it.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I got nails. I don't want to do that. Oh, you know what? I've had to touch it. I don't think you can. I mean, I could. I just don't want to do that right now. When you go in the mirror and you see an eyelash in there, sometimes you do that.
Starting point is 00:19:53 I get in there. I could, like, do the whole, like... I mean, I'm not a little bitch. I mean, sometimes people get really skeeved out by it. Because you have contacts, right? I have daily contacts when I wear sunglasses. I put them in. And yeah, I mean, it was a long, long learning experience
Starting point is 00:20:14 to be able to put them in. At first, it's just like a human reaction. You don't want to be putting shit in your eye. It feels really weird. That's fair. But also, grow up. Throw it in there. That's not how it works.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Throw it in there. What happens if you sleep with your contacts in? You basically just wake up, and it feels like the contact dries out. And so it feels like there's a film on your eye. It kind of feels like there's something in your eye. You know that feeling? Like, oh, there's something in my eye. It feels like that.
Starting point is 00:20:49 You basically have to wake up and take them out immediately. But they pop right out because they're dry. I know this fact is true. I actually looked at this one. How do you take them out? Did you see? Yeah, you just do the same process. I took out, one time, one of our friends was so drunk,
Starting point is 00:21:04 he couldn't take out his contacts, and he had me do it. It's a scary procedure. Because, like, one accidental, like, boop, it's not going to kill him or DI him, but it'll hurt. But my point is, you see the woman that just never took out her contacts and, like, her eye was hurting? See, now I'm just, this story's true. And she went to the optometrist?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Optometrist? Optometrist. God, I'm getting better. And then she had like 40 contacts in her eye just in the back there. And then she died. And then she's dead now. And the sun fried her. Now, like what is that?
Starting point is 00:21:38 Just constant headache? I don't know. Or your eye doesn't work anymore? From my experience, it seems literally impossible to not know that there's one contact in your eye. Well, she was also very old. It was like one of those where who knows what she's feeling on the inside. I think I've told this story before of, like, one time I had my contacts in, and I got really, really, really drunk, and I was taking them out, and sometimes I, like, struggle with taking them out, so I was, like, trying and trying and trying, and my eye's, like, super red, and then I, like, and then I look around, and I'm, like, I can't fucking see. I must have taken it out on the first time
Starting point is 00:22:16 and I was just like squeezing my eyeball for like 40 times just trying to take out something that didn't exist you're right you took out your eye after 15 attempts
Starting point is 00:22:32 after 15 attempts why can't I see what about there's been times where we were playing football at the park and this is what I don't understand and someone would just be like oh my contact fell out like what does that mean like they could just fly out well they know they don't just fly out usually it means that uh at some point somebody touched their eye like a lot of people rub their eyes without noticing it and if you rub your eye
Starting point is 00:22:55 with contact it can easily pop out i would try really i would try um isn't it like under your eyelids though i mean yes but if you just but if you just do this it like dislodges itself it's like it works on suction kind of like you like when you put it in it's you just like move your eye around and it like sucks to the eye well it's super weird technology your cornea is slightly raised so probably like it's also like yeah that like yeah concave is weird but yeah and so if you so so you have to be careful if you're wearing contacts and you go like this like it just might pop out do they have like semi-permanent contacts or no uh yeah you can buy i don't know how long they stay in, but they have contacts
Starting point is 00:23:38 that you keep for a while. I'm pretty sure they have... Is there a contact I wear for six months? I think they have monthlies and dailies. You still take them out every day. You just put them in the solution. You're just asking them to
Starting point is 00:23:55 attach glasses to your eye, essentially. It's LASIK, right? That would work. That feels scary. That is scary, especially when the machine turns up to a thousand. No, but I've had my contact fall out.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I was in Central Park and I found it luckily but then I have like but then I had like but then I had I mean it's a clear piece of plastic and a flat grass field.
Starting point is 00:24:18 No, but I thought you're not I thought you're never supposed to do that because like a speck of dust will murder your day. Well, I needed to see so
Starting point is 00:24:24 You have one eye, right? That's not how that works. I can't do that. I mean you would definitely be able to just see if you closed your eyes and just go home like your day's over.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Your day's over. Just go home. I had much more day to live, so I took a bottle of water, I washed it out, and then I, you know, did my business. Did your eye look like you were underwater, or did it work? Excuse me? You know, like if there was some water in the contact. No, when the contact goes in, it makes a seal, like I said. There can't be water in it.
Starting point is 00:24:57 I could get water in there. I could get water in there. That contact isn't in. Yeah, like you're wearing goggles. When a little piece of water gets in your goggles. I would wear, I would try eye color changing contacts. I would try that. Those are cool.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I feel like that's a way for me to. Those are harder to put in because they're much thicker. Oh, how you doing? Well, someone in high school when I was, dude, this was like the weirdest thing I probably said to somebody. Well, not really, but so we were at the locker and it was, my friend was closing his locker and he stared at me deeply in the eyes and his eyes were like a bluest of blue I've never seen.
Starting point is 00:25:31 You know, it was just one of those like deep, deep, deep blue. and I was like, damn. You were going to write poems. Yeah, I did. I wrote a couple and I read one to him and then he ruined it for me because he said,
Starting point is 00:25:40 oh no, they're fake. I was like, first of all, just lie to me. Lie to me. And if you're going to wear them, why tell the truth? Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:25:49 They have eye pigmentation surgeries but they all look, the results are not good. Really? The results are bad. Why? Is it because it's like a rainbow? It's one of those things,
Starting point is 00:26:01 it's like something can work in theory but it looks too unnatural, and you can just tell. But I like that. I feel like there's something novel about that, too. I thought there was – isn't there something – can't they use a laser to burn off the top layer and you have blue underneath or something? And aren't all babies born with blue eyes and they switch to brown?
Starting point is 00:26:21 I think both those things weren't true, actually. Hold on. I'm going to put money that one of them was true. I don't know which one. This guy also just picked a bad color, I think. but he just looks not good that one's good i think really you think that he looks like a fucking white walker no but that's he does but that's cool though like i like that it looks different i don't know i like that it goes from like regular person to someone who looks off
Starting point is 00:26:48 that's just because that i mean the color doesn't match the skin tone i don't think like all of them look like this that one's a little intense wait so if you change your pigment on your eyes. The baby thing's not true. I know the baby, yeah. I don't think the other thing's true either, pal. That one's not too bad, actually. No, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Also, I feel like, like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I would want... Oh, that one's good. I want two different color eyes. I think that's cool.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Oh, hyper... Chromia? That exact thing, yeah. The laser surgery, this procedure changes your eye color by destroying the pigment in your iris. and when they go away, brown eyes look blue. That's because blue eyes don't have any pigment. So it can only be done on brown eyes.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Well, why would you want to do it on blue eyes if you're already blue? Maybe you want green or purple. Dude, I think people... Keep blazers away from my eyes. That's good point. That's fair. No, that's definitely fair.
Starting point is 00:27:44 But dude, I think people... There's like a 0.001% chance you could be born purple eyes. That's crazy. That's cool. That's almost your superhero kind of... Because, like, I've never seen that. And I wouldn't trust it either now. No.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Because I can't trust eyes anymore. Yeah. Because that one man. This girl I knew had, like, gray eyes, dude. They were crazy. That's cool, too. Like, a crazy color of gray. I feel like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I don't know. What, was she blonde? Yes. No, actually, I think she just dyed her hair blonde. I don't think she did. Well, because if you have gray eyes, you've got to be blonde. Yeah. I feel like.
Starting point is 00:28:18 You've got to be blonde. Yeah, or gray. I don't think she's naturally blonde. Or gray. Just go full on it. platinum gray that'd be cool yeah honestly the eyes they're my most either the thing i care about the most like you go to the optometrist and you see like is this what your vision looks like there are some fucked up like eye conditions where like you just see spots everywhere and like
Starting point is 00:28:45 or like sometimes sometimes there's one that looks like tunnel vision and it's literally just like a it looks like black and it's just like a tunnel. It's just one little limited scope of vision. It looks like you're looking through binoculars. Some vision is just
Starting point is 00:28:58 better to be blind. Well, no. It's never better to be blind. No, because at least you could adjust and be accustomed to it. I don't know. No.
Starting point is 00:29:07 If you're blind, you don't even know what colors are. If you have horrible, terrible vision issues, you know what colors are. Oh, my gosh. I'm not talking about
Starting point is 00:29:14 day one blind. I'm talking about... Oh, go blind. No, no. I was reading an article about a guy who became blind because of an accident and he was like
Starting point is 00:29:24 you don't see black you don't see anything he said imagine trying to see out of your elbow like the things the receptors are no longer there like you're not seeing anything like the things that
Starting point is 00:29:41 we attribute to seeing aren't there like it just doesn't exist anymore but what does that mean? he's saying like Like, the entire sense is wiped. Like, it's not blackness. I understand, but what do you see?
Starting point is 00:29:58 I don't. That's what he's saying. I'm saying you don't. You just don't see. Imagine trying to see out of your elbow. You just don't see. But there has to be something. But that's what you think.
Starting point is 00:30:11 This is what someone with eyes their whole life does. No, I'm saying, like. This is your eye privilege. This is your eye privilege. All right, fine, fine. So then what does it appear as? You're missing the point. You're missing the point.
Starting point is 00:30:27 What do you observe? Imagine like aliens, right, with a sixth sense, right? And this sixth sense allows them to schmazzle things. They're going to come up to you, Antonio, and be like, how do you schmazzle? And you'll be like, I don't know what that is. I don't know what schmazzling is. You must schmazzle blacks, right? And you're like, I don't schmazzle anything.
Starting point is 00:30:49 No, it's different. It's not. It is because you have to, like, see something. No, you don't. That's what this man is trying to tell you, is that you don't have to see something. Well, very convenient that he knows I'm not the blind one. Like, I don't know if he's lying.
Starting point is 00:31:09 You have to see something for this. You got to see something. Like, what is that? You know what I'm saying? I'm surprised that if you – because I would assume that that makes sense for someone who's always been blind. But if you go blind, I'm surprised that you don't like – still kind of – your brain has grown up seeing. So I'm surprised you don't like see black. Like it doesn't fill in or something.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Yeah. I don't know. It's not just like your eyes are closed. Because I do see black right now. I can still see. So can he. He's a liar. I see black totally.
Starting point is 00:31:39 There is nothing there. I don't see color. You and your – what was it called? Aphantasia. aphantasia aphantasia phantasma which supposedly
Starting point is 00:31:50 we all have all of us have it none of us have it we're a band of cool people that's what we have been called that
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