Picky Boys Podcast - SHE’S A 10 BUT...?!? - Picky Boys Podcast #229
Episode Date: June 12, 2022Today Antonio & Danny throw out some interesting lover scenarios! There are a lot of tens to date but... not too fast, they all come with some baggage. What things are you willing to overlook if they'...re the hottest person you've ever seen, let us know in the comments on our Instagram! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys
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This person's a 15.
Hot, rich, polite.
The hottest person you've ever seen.
Toit.
They piss on you randomly when you sleep.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh.
Hopefully I'm awake.
Oh.
Oh, I'm learning something new today.
Oh, God.
All righty.
Here we go.
Welcome back to the Piggy Boys podcast.
Today we're dating around.
Oh, yeah.
There's a TikTok trend, and the trend is basically they're a 10, but they are super into feet, for example.
Now, what does that make them?
Does it make them a 7?
Does it make them a 6?
And how far are you willing to go for the beauty of your dreams?
I just realized, are all the people on there 10s for you?
Everyone's a 10.
Oh, okay.
I said, oh, wow, wow.
Was I supposed to do, like, they're a 5?
Well, so I have the variety then.
I have, like, 2s, 3s, 4s, 6s, 9.3s.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, some of these, you know, maybe they're good.
Some people can consider them good.
Maybe they're a 10, but because of this, they're an 11.
10 plus.
They're a 10 plus.
All right.
All right.
So what did you want to start?
Oh, sure.
I guess we'll show them what's up.
I didn't really realize that we were doing different.
Mine are all 10s.
That's fine.
I only dig 10s.
Danny only seeks 10s.
Yeah.
All right, I'll start.
This person's a 10.
Okay.
But they slept with one of your parents.
Wow.
That's a rough one.
Starting off really strong.
Yeah, I started off hot.
Are my parents alive in this situation?
You want me to be specific?
One of them's dead, but the one they slept with is still alive.
And did they sleep with them while my parents were married?
These are all very important factors.
I mean, I don't, yes.
I think I can.
I think it's fine.
Me and my dad can be Eskimo brothers.
Who said it was your dad?
Me and my mom can be Eskimo brothers.
Yeah?
Sisters.
True.
All right.
Fine.
So I would say they're, but it definitely takes them down a peg.
I would say they're not a 10.
They're an 8.
An 8?
I think I agree with you.
I think I can do it.
Whichever parent.
I don't care.
i think i can do it but to me if something anything above like a six comes along i could
probably be like you know that's enough for me i'm gonna give them a six all right they're a 10
but they're 70 oh what's a 70 10 like rich like like i'm the pool boy just an absolute smoke show
they're 70 years old hell yeah give me a 70 year old bag yeah that's that's what i said i i actually
think in a way especially depending on you know how their 401k is looking yeah i know you're
looking for the bag that's the ideal situation no brainer they're a 10 and in 10 years
i'll be rich you'll be a 10 yeah to somebody exactly all right i'll give that i'm gonna go
this person's a two oh but they are always on time always on time honestly that's a criteria
to date me regardless of what you are doesn't matter what you are you could be a bear you could
be a two three four five ten twelve i don't care but if you're not on time we're gonna have to have
a discussion at some point if you're not on time it's gonna be a problem and if you're always late
just go fuck yourself honestly i i there's there's nothing to me there's nothing more
egregious than someone who is always late because to me the way the way that i've i've figured it
out of my head you are you don't care about other people's time true you're selfish with with other
people you're selfish and that's a that's a not a good strength but uh putting people on a number
scale is is a little rough and a two seems very low so i don't know how much more someone being
all but it makes them will help me it certainly makes them a three at least oh yeah i would say
it makes them a four i'd go for it but like but still you know two is really it's hard to work
with i didn't give this person much much help here okay my turn they're a 10 but they're amish
no electricity but is it is it full full amish or 18 amish where they get to leave the nest and
bang everybody they are full amish you met them at a you you see where you you were on the side
of the road and your car broke down and you saw them churning butter in a cornfield they were in
their wagon and i hitchhiked with them yeah oh man but they're a 10 do i have a chance to convert
like them you can try your hardest uh but i'd give it depending you know sparks might not fly
about a bing i'd give it a good old college try if i can't convert in a year or two um i have to
leave i think that downgrades them at least four points oh unbelievable downgrade at least a 10
it downgrades into a seven because a 10 is a 10 true i would say seven all right all right i don't
know how all right i'll go kind of kind of kind of medium i think everyone could relate this person's
a seven all right talks during movies and shows that person is a three that person's a three
and that's being generous oh especially oh my god is it in the theater yeah anytime i i i i would
Just rather not consume entertainment than be with this person.
That's like a huge pet peeve of mine.
We could watch movies over Zoom or Skype, and I'll just mute them.
Yeah.
We could talk about watching the movie.
Yeah.
All right.
So this one might piss some people off.
Oh.
It's a very real question.
Okay.
This person's a 10, but they're vegan and insist that you are too.
Oh, no.
That's a zero.
i can't do it that that for me it drops like way below line i think uh can't do it i think i can
i think i can do it and i but i but i think it really it makes you uh it makes you a
a four probably it drops you six whole points and it's not because you're a vegan
but it's because you're demanding that i lead the same lifestyle as you i'll i'll give an answer
I'll say two, and I agree with the same thing.
If you could be vegan alone, like don't bother me,
don't look at me weird and order whatever vegan thing you want to eat, fine.
Do you.
Make me vegan.
There's also a thing, you know, again, I might piss people off,
but if you're vegan and you don't insist that I become vegan,
you're still losing a few points.
Oh, 100%.
Because I can't go to a steakhouse with you and have an enjoyable time.
I bond over meat.
Yeah, the non-insisting just brought the four to the two.
Vegan is still four.
Okay.
It's rough.
It's a rough one.
Okay.
Okay.
They're a 10.
Damn.
But your service and internet is always slow when they're around.
I don't know what they have in their pocket.
There's some receiver.
Yeah.
But you're dating a robot.
Smoke robot, though.
to me, that makes them an 8.
That's pretty high for Danny Entertainment.
You know, it's like I can just do what I do.
You know, I can browse the web when they're not there.
Yeah, that's true.
So, you know, it's good because you have quality time with them.
Yeah.
And when they're away, you can indulge in your entertainment.
Honestly, maybe if I had that in my life,
there'd be healthier relationships in general.
So maybe they're an 11.
Yeah, maybe they are better.
Maybe they're better.
They make me better.
Look at that.
I think I look short.
Okay, there are 10, but they're short.
I'll bring me down.
There are 10, but they're short.
No, I'm kidding.
Oh, well, you can answer.
There are 10, but they're short.
How short?
Like, what's short?
A foot shorter than you.
That's not...
Not for me, babes.
That's not that bad.
No, my actual one is they're a 10,
but they're allergic to the sun.
like vamp like vampire and they have very sharp teeth and only come out dude that'd be dope man
i'd date a vampire 100 uh no but honestly but they but they have to they have to cover up or
they they just use an umbrella at all times i feel like there's something cool about that it's like
oh why is she she's so important true why is this person so important they have an umbrella in the
sun yeah and you know i mean i'm a i'm a night owl myself so daytime's overrated yeah we'll sleep
in the day. That knocks you down a point.
You're still a nine?
I'm going to knock him down three points.
That's a seven for me.
Oh, I got done with this card.
That was a terrible throw.
Okay.
They're a six,
but they pronounce milk
milk.
That stays
a six for me.
I think it brings me down a pick.
It brings him down a pick.
I could be as picky as I want
on here that's very nitpicky you're down a point if you call it no i think you're still a six
you're you know who cares i say sometimes you know for for the longest time i said uh i said
i say mario mario which everybody you know i say mario mario which everybody in the comments got
fucking yeah well they bumped you down a peg well i don't think i deserve to lose a peg for that i
can just i can just make fun of you and honestly if there's if there are a few things that you
can't make fun of your partner about what's the point what's the point it's true fair question
all right there are 10 but they have a podcast oh that makes them a 15
crush that don't answer don't god damn it put in the put in the comments what they are there
are 10 but they have a podcast what are they we're just gonna get a bunch of sixes yeah
Bunch of sixes if we're lucky.
I wanted to do something here.
Okay, I know what I want to do.
Here it is.
Here it is.
This person is a 9.3.
9.3.
But their family was murdered.
And you can sympathize with that.
But they find a way to bring it up in every conversation.
You know, at some point, you just can't.
You got to let go of maybe, you know, see a therapist.
but i but that therapist is not me stop talking about it you're a therapist babe but you can't
but but you know we're just trying to we're just trying to have you know sexy foreplay yeah and
and you know did you know how he did it and and dirty talk and you're just saying i wish they
were here my dad was stabbed nine times in the chest so that's gonna that's gonna be a big
downgrade for me also you know like when we're out at the bar with my friends like you just gotta
to stop talking about it.
You can tell everybody
that you meet about it. You can tell them
multiple times because your family has been
murdered. It's a horrible, horrible
thing and I would say it as well.
Oh yeah. But
not every conversation. Not every conversation.
Let the kid have his birthday party.
We need some levity. Yeah.
What's it called? Debbie Downer
all the time. You can't be a Debbie Downer.
It's like every time
you speak, it's just like
my family's dead yeah it's rough okay there are 10 but they have multiple pet spiders
oh i have something similar also four oh 10 they're gonna be an eight for me one for every
leg um oh and no there will be an eight it's two points down i mean listen two points a lot
Honestly, as long as I don't have to touch them
or interact with them, you can have a pet spider.
But what's a spider?
A tarantula?
They have a tarantula?
Or is it a bunch of tiny ones that I could wake up one day
to just like...
No, no, no.
They're in enclosures.
Enclosures?
Amen.
That's a prison they're trying to escape.
They're in enclosures, but they're all highly venomous.
Okay, well now it's at least a seven and a half.
It's at least a seven and a half.
I'm still sticking with eight.
That means they stick there.
Call me Charlotte.
They stick their hand in there at some point?
I don't know.
All right, good for you.
Good for you.
Okay.
All right, this is a real one.
This is a real one out there.
They're a nine.
Nine's high.
But they're rude to waiters.
Oh.
That's a big, big problem.
That's rough.
That's rough.
Yeah.
And rude, like, verbally, or they just don't tip well?
uh i'll i'll say both i guess i i'm just rude i've legitimately been on a date and uh they
didn't tip well never talked again never talked again that's rough but they didn't tip really at
all well that's good no no tip if you don't tip a waiter you're not getting this tip yeah that's
Honestly, that's a – God, I was going to just curse at this person.
Curse at this person.
No, it's true.
No, I think – you think people –
People in the service industry are the backbone of this society.
I go out to eat for almost every goddamn meal.
True.
And if you're not nice to your waiters and waitresses, then that really is just not a good look on anybody.
And I think that that takes me down quite a few points.
Do you think people are rude to the waitstaff no matter what because they don't want a tip?
Is that possible?
Or they're just rude because they're your parents?
Whatever the reason is, it's not a good look on you.
Not a good look on you, babe.
And I don't think it's good.
Okay.
They're a 10, but they're a hardcore Disney adult.
See, I like Disney.
Hardcore Disney adult is a little intense.
It's like, as in they wear Mickey, Minnie ears around the house.
Around the house, yeah.
They don't wear them outside, but they wear them around the house.
They want to role play as Mickey and Minnie.
Like, what's a hardcore Disney girl?
Oh, yeah, I mean, your wedding is going to be at Disneyland.
That's probably pretty cool.
And you're, you know, you're just, every aspect of your life has two ears attached to it.
Yeah, like the person just walks around going, oh, like all the time.
Yeah.
I like Disney.
I'll bring her down to seven.
I could give or take Disney.
I'm going to take them down a few notches.
Not like one or two.
We're kind of getting out of the loop here.
This person's a 15.
Hot, rich, polite.
The hottest person you've ever seen.
Toit.
They piss on you randomly when you sleep.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh.
Hopefully I'm awake.
Oh.
Oh, I'm learning something new today.
Oh, God.
You're supposed to bring them up to a 17?
What, this is a God?
Yeah.
Talk about a perfect person.
Talk about the perfect world.
Give me three of them.
No, I mean, just think about the great,
just think about the great, the pros of that.
What if I got stung by 20 jellyfish?
I mean, they could piss on you without you sleeping.
Also, I'm talking about, like, you're at a cookout,
and you fall asleep on the couch.
they're whipping out and pissing on you no well that's you see every time i'm gonna take him down
because it's non-consensual um well after the first time i feel like you'd have a conversation
you'd be like if you're gonna do this how would i even know well you'd wake up no after the first
time i piss i've pissed myself before i might think i just peed on my face can you imagine
can you imagine if that on my in my mouth can you can you imagine if a person did that to you
and just always gaslit you and said oh no you got too drunk and pissed yourself all the time first
of all if i get pissed on i'm gonna wake up it's a hot or warm liquid oh man you think you wake up
every time oh yeah i i i know everybody knows about me as that i i can sleep through i can
I sleep through a fucking Metallica concert
blasting in my ear.
But if someone touches me,
I wake up immediately.
I'm very bad with touch.
And so if you're peeing on me,
it's over.
I'm going to wake up.
They need to start to wake up.
Okay, I mean, good for you.
Okay, mine is that they're a 10,
but they have a 1920s accent, you see.
you know like they're just like hey how's it going chap does it come with the 1920s mentality
or is it just accent it well i don't it it depends it's just it's just the accent but
sometimes it slips like oh grandma that was a little uncool yeah sometimes it's sometimes
it's sometimes it slips yeah that's a rough that's a rough so absolutely so you can like
you know you'll be around your boys and you say oh like hey i want to introduce you to this person
And they go, hi, how's it going, chaps?
It's a great day on the track.
I don't know why we're at a horse race.
Yeah, now we're at a horse race because I picture a mustache and a top hat.
But I'd have to warn them first.
I'd have to.
I couldn't just spring this upon someone.
If that was sprung upon me, I'd have to leave the room.
I'd have to leave the room.
I'd say that this is what I'd say.
And I think people would be, again, they're a 10.
Now think about this.
They're a 10.
and i come up to you and i say hey listen i got a new i got a new significant other we've been
dating for a while they're they're an actress they're an actress starting off with a y and they
and they're they're method actor and while they were method acting for their lead role
in the great gatsby they got into a car accident and and they went into a coma for a while and
when they woke up they couldn't shake the axe that's the only thing they knew
and and i love them so please please suspend your disbelief and and act like this is all normal
because they can't do anything about it.
Even if you said all that,
I'd go, I'll stop you right there.
I'd go, I'll stop you right there.
Don't invite Tom.
I'd say, I'll stop you right there.
Not coming.
It's fine, old dandy.
Don't come.
Fuck.
That's what I'd say.
Shame on you for not...
And that's what I'd do for anybody I date, by the way.
Wink.
Well, I don't know how to top that one.
Thank you for that.
Okay, there are seven.
Okay.
But they cry every time they hear the word tomorrow.
Oh, God.
Like, hey, what are we doing tomorrow?
That's it.
Slipped up.
That's a night.
That's...
That's a devastating cry now.
That's a rough one, honestly.
Because you just, like...
Even if you can eventually learn to live with it,
I mean, tomorrow is a very common word.
So many people say tomorrow.
So many people say tomorrow.
You hear it on, like, if you hear it on a show, a movie, the radio.
We can't even make plans.
If, like, we're making plans, I'm like, oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, it's like, what do you want to do the day after today?
The day after, in 24 hours, what are you doing?
In 24 hours from right now, what are we doing?
Yeah, no, that's a tough one.
Oh, man, oh, man.
uh that that that knocks you down a few points yeah if you cry on any key word i mean like what
happened i don't i don't know something that's trauma where you in like mk ultra like why is
there like these trigger words that make you cry this is like kgb sleeper cell yeah i don't know
about that one chief uh i'm gonna i'm gonna knock them down a few points all right this one is
actually um this is pretty interesting and i a lot of people might disagree on this one um let's
see there are 10 but there are there are kardashian so being part of their lifestyle means that
you're joining the circus that's a good one it propels it's so so so you know it doesn't really
it's not really about them it's about the fact that if you're dating them you are now being
propelled into you know what is a magnifying glass on every aspect of right but i feel like
they go through these phases of people in their lives every two years so i would hop in there
get sucked by one of them leech get out of there in two years and then you know try to get past
the curse i'll take on the kardashian curse but still an eight though brings him down it brings
him down i'll try i agree i'll try though if people are taking pictures of me you know i'm
trying to take my kid to a baseball game yeah please paparazzi you're blocking the car i want
to run you over and also we already deal with that problem already so we can't deal with any more
okay all right here we go this person's a 10 but they are 10
pass no no answer no answer no comment i think it knocks them down to like
zero personally well yeah i would hope so i i agree um okay this person's a 10
but they think
they're a psychic medium.
Are they?
They are not.
Do they hit at all?
Like is there one time
or like told you?
Oh, I mean,
that's how all these
fucking clowns do it.
Sheesh.
No, I'm kidding.
That's how they work at it.
No, but they think
they're a psychic medium.
They think they're a psychic,
like I truly believe it.
Like you'll walk,
you'll walk,
you'll walk into like
a Boston market
and you're like,
I can feel the presence.
Yeah, it's like these poor chickens, I feel their souls.
Yeah, it's like, oh, God, okay.
It's like, oh, man, that's rough.
I mean, there is some kind of entertainment about that.
Like, that could be fun for a couple weeks.
Yeah.
From a 10, that has to be at least a 5.
I know, me too.
That has to be at least a 5.
That's rough.
Sorry, Teresa Caputo, or whatever the long and medium's name.
All the chickens in here, poor babies.
okay this person's an eight okay but they beat you in literally any kind of competition you
do any kind of competition rock paper scissors video games racing you know that happens a lot
yeah board games drinking games beat like zero percent win rate nothing you can do
you know i'd like to say that that's that i'd like to say that that shouldn't affect someone
someone's attractiveness but i'd be pissed off honestly like i'd be like like i'm i'd be super
upset about it and and and i think that really reflects more on me that's why danny hates me
so i'm gonna take me down a number i'm gonna reflect on myself i i'd be a nine it's also
yeah i agree i think 9.5 babe i i my problem is if if there is if there's this some magical curse
where I literally can't beat this person,
it's not even fun to be around.
Because if there's no chance to beat, like, zero,
what's, like, I'd just be like, what's the point?
You explain to me what's the point.
Would I believe I can't beat them and try every time?
Yes.
Why would I play any game?
That's what I'm saying.
It's like there's no, we can't have fun.
We can't have fun.
Well, you can 69, and you'd win every time.
That's true.
Honestly, well, then they'd leave because they'd never win.
I mean, that would happen anyway.
But still.
True.
Okay, there are 10, but they exclusively like public sex.
Damn.
Public as in outdoors?
The only time you can have sex, you must be outdoors.
So if they're in the house and it's getting hot and heavy,
she runs to the backyard and opens the door.
It's like, all right, come on, let's go.
Yeah.
She says, well, why not?
Who cares?
We're in the meat aisle of C-Town.
I'll show you some meat.
Yeah.
I'll show you a meat aisle.
Honestly, well, we'll just constantly get arrested.
Just constant arrest warrants.
Nobody said they are not good at it.
What does good at it mean?
Sneaky.
In the middle of a packed meat aisle, you think you could bang somebody?
Sneakily?
What does that mean?
You're just violently hugging?
I think I could bang somebody, you know, in the Lincoln Memorial.
No, I think I could bang somebody anywhere, too.
But, like, do I think I could also not get caught?
Is that what you're saying?
You're saying you're a Houdini of banging?
You're a Bangdini?
Danny the Bangdini?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I had to say that.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I like, you know, but the thing is, like, sometimes, like, just trying to fuck.
and i don't want to put shoes on you know i don't i don't want to set me because we have to gleave
the house you know like like like i just want to fuck and i don't want to i don't want to have to
you know go to like the cemetery or wherever wherever this person thinks it need whatever
this person needs to get off i don't want to leave the house it's the middle of the winter
i don't want to put on my jacket i know yeah it's snow boots but this is fargo you think which would
like I mean
it's just like
yeah
terrible
maybe just
hopefully she'll just be happy
with her head out the window
or something like a dog
that's not how that works
I'm trying my best
okay
I only have three more left
I have a few
because I'm always prepared
way more than you
um
I did 15
I think
no
I did 14
oh my god
the cutoff was 15
there are nine
okay
but they noticeably
interrupt people
when they speak
okay
they're like a five.
They're a bad person.
They're a bad person.
I hate when it's so obvious
that you can tell that someone is not listening to you
and thinking about what they're about to say.
Right.
I fucking hate that.
And also, if it happens once,
obviously everyone does it, I do it.
If it happens two times, okay.
The third time,
if you don't recognize the social upsetness
and apologize and go continue,
Now we have a problem.
Absolutely.
Now we have a problem.
Everybody cuts people off.
Yeah.
But if you always cut people off, you're the problem.
You're going to get cut off.
And you're, frankly, undesirable.
You're a 10.
You're a 10.
You're a 10?
That's it.
They're a 10, but they only speak in Sim-ish.
From the video game Sims.
Oh, from the Sims.
I was about to say, I don't know what country that's from.
That's not a person.
What do you want me to do?
Like, what do you want me to do with that?
Do I have to download the Shemesh Dixon?
You're asking me to do a lot.
You're trying to download Shemesh Dix?
Shemesh Dix?
Shemesh Dictionary?
So I can learn the Shemesh language?
I'd do it.
She only listens to the Shemesh songs sung by Katy Perry in Shemesh.
Oh, no.
Are you going to play it?
I'll try.
Because I think we're going to get copyrighted.
It's not worth it.
Are we going to get it copyrighted?
Is it worth finding out?
Simish music.
I think we tried this already.
We'll see.
This is how this 10 speaks.
We can only play 15 seconds of it.
I think it's less than five now.
All right.
So this is last Friday night in Simish.
Nope.
Oh, God.
they say so it's a fruby nope shooby shooby no big dope dopey dopey dopey dope i i might kill
myself but for some reason how about this we'll change it for some reason you can understand them
but no one else can oh that's pretty cool for some reason what does that mean what could the
reason possibly be you just played a lot of sims i played i played an infinite amount of sims
ah all right from a 10 to an 8 then if i can understand her at least okay so now it's just
that's good just don't speak just don't speak then uh there are three but can keep up with
you drinking as sloppy as you get as sloppy as they hell yeah that's they're five hell yeah
they're five i agree i feel like you know some people just how it is the first one i thought
Yeah, if they can keep up with me, that's great.
I think that's great.
That means you can hang out together.
Yeah, I was just thinking more like just getting kicked out of places all the time.
I feel like a couple of our friends get kicked out so early that ruins our night.
Yeah.
It's just like, geez.
I mean, you know, it depends on the kind of night that I'm having.
If I'm planning on staying out for the night and someone that I'm dating got too drunk,
it's called an Uber, babe.
Oosh, oosh, oosh.
It's called an Uber, and there's only going to be...
Don't get an XL, because I'm not coming.
I'm sending you home.
Why would you need an XL?
The point is, you're the only one in the room.
You're the only one.
You're riding solo.
You're riding solo like Jason Derulo.
We have said...
And listen, I'll pay for it.
Ooh, good guy.
I'll pay for it, but I'm not ending the night
that I said I was going to have,
because you can't keep up.
That's 10 behavior right there.
Pay for the Uber home.
Also, we did set a rule with our friends a while ago.
Big cut the finger to save the hand, people.
If you don't get in, go the fuck home.
True.
And don't say a word about it.
True.
It depends.
It depends.
But in general, yes.
Well, I mean, if it's just like,
if we have the option of one, two, three, four, or five,
we don't get into one, yeah, we'll move along.
But you know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Cut the finger to save the hand.
I don't need you, pinky.
Which finger do you think you could do best without?
What do I need my ring finger for?
Do you want to get married?
Cut it off.
I would say this side of the hand.
Yeah, probably.
One of these.
This is my second to last one.
So now I'm asking the hard-hitting questions.
Here we go.
they're a 10 but they can only go to the bathroom outside am i dating a dog
it's just the way they were raised
so can i set up a outhouse outside or do you mean it's no no no no like they need to dig a hole
that's a rough one dude um i mean it doesn't bother me do they bring at least like do they
have to forage too for the paper towels or do they bring a toilet roll out it's it's all cleanly but
what happens if you're at a communion they'll go shit outside the church i don't care oh well
let me see it to me that's to be that it knocks you down a few pegs oh i'm not saying you're
stay in there i'm not saying you're staying there but i think i think that makes you
dude if you're a 10 that makes you a two dude if you're a no i i i think i think that it's just
i i i would rather explain the 1920s talk than this i i how can i explain this to my parents
if you're a 10 and you shit in the woods urinate how could no it's not it's not true how can i
explain this to my parents
it's the first
time you're meeting
my parents and we have reservations
at Dorsia and
you have to leave the restaurant
and go shit outside
go shit in the potted plant
stop drinking toast when it's water
stop going to the bathroom
every time you need to go to the bathroom
the person can't drink
once you break the seal
you're pissing, the outside's full of piss
This is an absolute no-go for me.
That's a rough one.
They're an eight, though.
All right, this is my last one.
How many do you have?
I also have one more.
You have one more?
Well, some of ours kind of bled, so I just tossed them.
All right, you do your last one.
I'll do my last one.
No, it's...
All right, all right, all right.
Mine's not that great.
If you want me to go.
All right, here we go.
Last one.
Now you're a six.
They're a ten, but they're an extraterrestrial being,
and you're the only one who knows,
but they have to kill someone once a week
to sustain life and suck the knowledge from them.
But they're a 10.
Yes.
10, 10.
You're the only one who knows,
but you're essentially condoning a once-a-week suck and murder.
And is it one of those sitcoms or shows
where sometimes I have to cover it up
because they're sloppy with it?
Of course.
That brings them down at least to a 9.
A 9, at least.
because I don't want to be...
How many murders can I cover up?
That's 50.
That's 50.
No.
That's 52 a year.
Honestly...
That's a lot of murders.
But they're extraterrestrial.
That extraterrestrial puss.
And I'll take that.
I'll murder 52 people.
I'll be an accomplice in murder
for 52 people a year.
To bang some alien puss?
To bang some alien?
To bang some alien.
And therefore, I think they're an 11.
oh i don't know if they go up well i think it's hot i think it's hot one of the time you're gonna
walk in and see them in their like alien form sucking them sucking the brains of somebody true
and they're gonna be so smart after the year also i think the problem is that's true they're gonna
be smart enough to get out of there but i think i don't know i think it's just gonna start being
like a prisoner because what if they get so smart they're like you can't leave you've you've been
you've killed three people you've seen me kill three people i'll rat on you i haven't thought
that far i did just now still a nine banging that alien puss mine doesn't matter we went through a
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what is it? Scenario, I guess?
Every scenario. Every scenario. 2s, 3s,
4s, 7s, 11s.
Ooh, 7-11.
Listen, we'll leave you
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and subscribe, you're a 10.
That's true. You're all 10s back there.
Danny just said 11.
Yeah.
