Picky Boys Podcast - SHE’S A 10 BUT...?!? - Picky Boys Podcast #229

Episode Date: June 12, 2022

Today Antonio & Danny throw out some interesting lover scenarios! There are a lot of tens to date but... not too fast, they all come with some baggage. What things are you willing to overlook if they'...re the hottest person you've ever seen, let us know in the comments on our Instagram! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This person's a 15. Hot, rich, polite. The hottest person you've ever seen. Toit. They piss on you randomly when you sleep. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh. Hopefully I'm awake.
Starting point is 00:00:14 Oh. Oh, I'm learning something new today. Oh, God. All righty. Here we go. Welcome back to the Piggy Boys podcast. Today we're dating around. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:26 There's a TikTok trend, and the trend is basically they're a 10, but they are super into feet, for example. Now, what does that make them? Does it make them a 7? Does it make them a 6? And how far are you willing to go for the beauty of your dreams? I just realized, are all the people on there 10s for you? Everyone's a 10. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:00:53 I said, oh, wow, wow. Was I supposed to do, like, they're a 5? Well, so I have the variety then. I have, like, 2s, 3s, 4s, 6s, 9.3s. Oh, yeah. I mean, some of these, you know, maybe they're good. Some people can consider them good. Maybe they're a 10, but because of this, they're an 11.
Starting point is 00:01:09 10 plus. They're a 10 plus. All right. All right. So what did you want to start? Oh, sure. I guess we'll show them what's up. I didn't really realize that we were doing different.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Mine are all 10s. That's fine. I only dig 10s. Danny only seeks 10s. Yeah. All right, I'll start. This person's a 10. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:28 But they slept with one of your parents. Wow. That's a rough one. Starting off really strong. Yeah, I started off hot. Are my parents alive in this situation? You want me to be specific? One of them's dead, but the one they slept with is still alive.
Starting point is 00:01:45 And did they sleep with them while my parents were married? These are all very important factors. I mean, I don't, yes. I think I can. I think it's fine. Me and my dad can be Eskimo brothers. Who said it was your dad? Me and my mom can be Eskimo brothers.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Yeah? Sisters. True. All right. Fine. So I would say they're, but it definitely takes them down a peg. I would say they're not a 10. They're an 8.
Starting point is 00:02:16 An 8? I think I agree with you. I think I can do it. Whichever parent. I don't care. i think i can do it but to me if something anything above like a six comes along i could probably be like you know that's enough for me i'm gonna give them a six all right they're a 10 but they're 70 oh what's a 70 10 like rich like like i'm the pool boy just an absolute smoke show
Starting point is 00:02:42 they're 70 years old hell yeah give me a 70 year old bag yeah that's that's what i said i i actually think in a way especially depending on you know how their 401k is looking yeah i know you're looking for the bag that's the ideal situation no brainer they're a 10 and in 10 years i'll be rich you'll be a 10 yeah to somebody exactly all right i'll give that i'm gonna go this person's a two oh but they are always on time always on time honestly that's a criteria to date me regardless of what you are doesn't matter what you are you could be a bear you could be a two three four five ten twelve i don't care but if you're not on time we're gonna have to have a discussion at some point if you're not on time it's gonna be a problem and if you're always late
Starting point is 00:03:31 just go fuck yourself honestly i i there's there's nothing to me there's nothing more egregious than someone who is always late because to me the way the way that i've i've figured it out of my head you are you don't care about other people's time true you're selfish with with other people you're selfish and that's a that's a not a good strength but uh putting people on a number scale is is a little rough and a two seems very low so i don't know how much more someone being all but it makes them will help me it certainly makes them a three at least oh yeah i would say it makes them a four i'd go for it but like but still you know two is really it's hard to work with i didn't give this person much much help here okay my turn they're a 10 but they're amish
Starting point is 00:04:17 no electricity but is it is it full full amish or 18 amish where they get to leave the nest and bang everybody they are full amish you met them at a you you see where you you were on the side of the road and your car broke down and you saw them churning butter in a cornfield they were in their wagon and i hitchhiked with them yeah oh man but they're a 10 do i have a chance to convert like them you can try your hardest uh but i'd give it depending you know sparks might not fly about a bing i'd give it a good old college try if i can't convert in a year or two um i have to leave i think that downgrades them at least four points oh unbelievable downgrade at least a 10 it downgrades into a seven because a 10 is a 10 true i would say seven all right all right i don't
Starting point is 00:05:10 know how all right i'll go kind of kind of kind of medium i think everyone could relate this person's a seven all right talks during movies and shows that person is a three that person's a three and that's being generous oh especially oh my god is it in the theater yeah anytime i i i i would Just rather not consume entertainment than be with this person. That's like a huge pet peeve of mine. We could watch movies over Zoom or Skype, and I'll just mute them. Yeah. We could talk about watching the movie.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Yeah. All right. So this one might piss some people off. Oh. It's a very real question. Okay. This person's a 10, but they're vegan and insist that you are too. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:05:59 That's a zero. i can't do it that that for me it drops like way below line i think uh can't do it i think i can i think i can do it and i but i but i think it really it makes you uh it makes you a a four probably it drops you six whole points and it's not because you're a vegan but it's because you're demanding that i lead the same lifestyle as you i'll i'll give an answer I'll say two, and I agree with the same thing. If you could be vegan alone, like don't bother me, don't look at me weird and order whatever vegan thing you want to eat, fine.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Do you. Make me vegan. There's also a thing, you know, again, I might piss people off, but if you're vegan and you don't insist that I become vegan, you're still losing a few points. Oh, 100%. Because I can't go to a steakhouse with you and have an enjoyable time. I bond over meat.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Yeah, the non-insisting just brought the four to the two. Vegan is still four. Okay. It's rough. It's a rough one. Okay. Okay. They're a 10.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Damn. But your service and internet is always slow when they're around. I don't know what they have in their pocket. There's some receiver. Yeah. But you're dating a robot. Smoke robot, though. to me, that makes them an 8.
Starting point is 00:07:27 That's pretty high for Danny Entertainment. You know, it's like I can just do what I do. You know, I can browse the web when they're not there. Yeah, that's true. So, you know, it's good because you have quality time with them. Yeah. And when they're away, you can indulge in your entertainment. Honestly, maybe if I had that in my life,
Starting point is 00:07:49 there'd be healthier relationships in general. So maybe they're an 11. Yeah, maybe they are better. Maybe they're better. They make me better. Look at that. I think I look short. Okay, there are 10, but they're short.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I'll bring me down. There are 10, but they're short. No, I'm kidding. Oh, well, you can answer. There are 10, but they're short. How short? Like, what's short? A foot shorter than you.
Starting point is 00:08:14 That's not... Not for me, babes. That's not that bad. No, my actual one is they're a 10, but they're allergic to the sun. like vamp like vampire and they have very sharp teeth and only come out dude that'd be dope man i'd date a vampire 100 uh no but honestly but they but they have to they have to cover up or they they just use an umbrella at all times i feel like there's something cool about that it's like
Starting point is 00:08:41 oh why is she she's so important true why is this person so important they have an umbrella in the sun yeah and you know i mean i'm a i'm a night owl myself so daytime's overrated yeah we'll sleep in the day. That knocks you down a point. You're still a nine? I'm going to knock him down three points. That's a seven for me. Oh, I got done with this card. That was a terrible throw.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Okay. They're a six, but they pronounce milk milk. That stays a six for me. I think it brings me down a pick. It brings him down a pick.
Starting point is 00:09:20 I could be as picky as I want on here that's very nitpicky you're down a point if you call it no i think you're still a six you're you know who cares i say sometimes you know for for the longest time i said uh i said i say mario mario which everybody you know i say mario mario which everybody in the comments got fucking yeah well they bumped you down a peg well i don't think i deserve to lose a peg for that i can just i can just make fun of you and honestly if there's if there are a few things that you can't make fun of your partner about what's the point what's the point it's true fair question all right there are 10 but they have a podcast oh that makes them a 15
Starting point is 00:10:02 crush that don't answer don't god damn it put in the put in the comments what they are there are 10 but they have a podcast what are they we're just gonna get a bunch of sixes yeah Bunch of sixes if we're lucky. I wanted to do something here. Okay, I know what I want to do. Here it is. Here it is. This person is a 9.3.
Starting point is 00:10:29 9.3. But their family was murdered. And you can sympathize with that. But they find a way to bring it up in every conversation. You know, at some point, you just can't. You got to let go of maybe, you know, see a therapist. but i but that therapist is not me stop talking about it you're a therapist babe but you can't but but you know we're just trying to we're just trying to have you know sexy foreplay yeah and
Starting point is 00:10:56 and you know did you know how he did it and and dirty talk and you're just saying i wish they were here my dad was stabbed nine times in the chest so that's gonna that's gonna be a big downgrade for me also you know like when we're out at the bar with my friends like you just gotta to stop talking about it. You can tell everybody that you meet about it. You can tell them multiple times because your family has been murdered. It's a horrible, horrible
Starting point is 00:11:22 thing and I would say it as well. Oh yeah. But not every conversation. Not every conversation. Let the kid have his birthday party. We need some levity. Yeah. What's it called? Debbie Downer all the time. You can't be a Debbie Downer. It's like every time
Starting point is 00:11:38 you speak, it's just like my family's dead yeah it's rough okay there are 10 but they have multiple pet spiders oh i have something similar also four oh 10 they're gonna be an eight for me one for every leg um oh and no there will be an eight it's two points down i mean listen two points a lot Honestly, as long as I don't have to touch them or interact with them, you can have a pet spider. But what's a spider? A tarantula?
Starting point is 00:12:15 They have a tarantula? Or is it a bunch of tiny ones that I could wake up one day to just like... No, no, no. They're in enclosures. Enclosures? Amen. That's a prison they're trying to escape.
Starting point is 00:12:26 They're in enclosures, but they're all highly venomous. Okay, well now it's at least a seven and a half. It's at least a seven and a half. I'm still sticking with eight. That means they stick there. Call me Charlotte. They stick their hand in there at some point? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:40 All right, good for you. Good for you. Okay. All right, this is a real one. This is a real one out there. They're a nine. Nine's high. But they're rude to waiters.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Oh. That's a big, big problem. That's rough. That's rough. Yeah. And rude, like, verbally, or they just don't tip well? uh i'll i'll say both i guess i i'm just rude i've legitimately been on a date and uh they didn't tip well never talked again never talked again that's rough but they didn't tip really at
Starting point is 00:13:18 all well that's good no no tip if you don't tip a waiter you're not getting this tip yeah that's Honestly, that's a – God, I was going to just curse at this person. Curse at this person. No, it's true. No, I think – you think people – People in the service industry are the backbone of this society. I go out to eat for almost every goddamn meal. True.
Starting point is 00:13:40 And if you're not nice to your waiters and waitresses, then that really is just not a good look on anybody. And I think that that takes me down quite a few points. Do you think people are rude to the waitstaff no matter what because they don't want a tip? Is that possible? Or they're just rude because they're your parents? Whatever the reason is, it's not a good look on you. Not a good look on you, babe. And I don't think it's good.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Okay. They're a 10, but they're a hardcore Disney adult. See, I like Disney. Hardcore Disney adult is a little intense. It's like, as in they wear Mickey, Minnie ears around the house. Around the house, yeah. They don't wear them outside, but they wear them around the house. They want to role play as Mickey and Minnie.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Like, what's a hardcore Disney girl? Oh, yeah, I mean, your wedding is going to be at Disneyland. That's probably pretty cool. And you're, you know, you're just, every aspect of your life has two ears attached to it. Yeah, like the person just walks around going, oh, like all the time. Yeah. I like Disney. I'll bring her down to seven.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I could give or take Disney. I'm going to take them down a few notches. Not like one or two. We're kind of getting out of the loop here. This person's a 15. Hot, rich, polite. The hottest person you've ever seen. Toit.
Starting point is 00:15:07 They piss on you randomly when you sleep. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh. Hopefully I'm awake. Oh. Oh, I'm learning something new today. Oh, God. You're supposed to bring them up to a 17?
Starting point is 00:15:21 What, this is a God? Yeah. Talk about a perfect person. Talk about the perfect world. Give me three of them. No, I mean, just think about the great, just think about the great, the pros of that. What if I got stung by 20 jellyfish?
Starting point is 00:15:38 I mean, they could piss on you without you sleeping. Also, I'm talking about, like, you're at a cookout, and you fall asleep on the couch. they're whipping out and pissing on you no well that's you see every time i'm gonna take him down because it's non-consensual um well after the first time i feel like you'd have a conversation you'd be like if you're gonna do this how would i even know well you'd wake up no after the first time i piss i've pissed myself before i might think i just peed on my face can you imagine can you imagine if that on my in my mouth can you can you imagine if a person did that to you
Starting point is 00:16:19 and just always gaslit you and said oh no you got too drunk and pissed yourself all the time first of all if i get pissed on i'm gonna wake up it's a hot or warm liquid oh man you think you wake up every time oh yeah i i i know everybody knows about me as that i i can sleep through i can I sleep through a fucking Metallica concert blasting in my ear. But if someone touches me, I wake up immediately. I'm very bad with touch.
Starting point is 00:16:53 And so if you're peeing on me, it's over. I'm going to wake up. They need to start to wake up. Okay, I mean, good for you. Okay, mine is that they're a 10, but they have a 1920s accent, you see. you know like they're just like hey how's it going chap does it come with the 1920s mentality
Starting point is 00:17:16 or is it just accent it well i don't it it depends it's just it's just the accent but sometimes it slips like oh grandma that was a little uncool yeah sometimes it's sometimes it's sometimes it slips yeah that's a rough that's a rough so absolutely so you can like you know you'll be around your boys and you say oh like hey i want to introduce you to this person And they go, hi, how's it going, chaps? It's a great day on the track. I don't know why we're at a horse race. Yeah, now we're at a horse race because I picture a mustache and a top hat.
Starting point is 00:17:47 But I'd have to warn them first. I'd have to. I couldn't just spring this upon someone. If that was sprung upon me, I'd have to leave the room. I'd have to leave the room. I'd say that this is what I'd say. And I think people would be, again, they're a 10. Now think about this.
Starting point is 00:18:05 They're a 10. and i come up to you and i say hey listen i got a new i got a new significant other we've been dating for a while they're they're an actress they're an actress starting off with a y and they and they're they're method actor and while they were method acting for their lead role in the great gatsby they got into a car accident and and they went into a coma for a while and when they woke up they couldn't shake the axe that's the only thing they knew and and i love them so please please suspend your disbelief and and act like this is all normal because they can't do anything about it.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Even if you said all that, I'd go, I'll stop you right there. I'd go, I'll stop you right there. Don't invite Tom. I'd say, I'll stop you right there. Not coming. It's fine, old dandy. Don't come.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Fuck. That's what I'd say. Shame on you for not... And that's what I'd do for anybody I date, by the way. Wink. Well, I don't know how to top that one. Thank you for that. Okay, there are seven.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Okay. But they cry every time they hear the word tomorrow. Oh, God. Like, hey, what are we doing tomorrow? That's it. Slipped up. That's a night. That's...
Starting point is 00:19:47 That's a devastating cry now. That's a rough one, honestly. Because you just, like... Even if you can eventually learn to live with it, I mean, tomorrow is a very common word. So many people say tomorrow. So many people say tomorrow. You hear it on, like, if you hear it on a show, a movie, the radio.
Starting point is 00:20:07 We can't even make plans. If, like, we're making plans, I'm like, oh, no, no, no. Yeah, it's like, what do you want to do the day after today? The day after, in 24 hours, what are you doing? In 24 hours from right now, what are we doing? Yeah, no, that's a tough one. Oh, man, oh, man. uh that that that knocks you down a few points yeah if you cry on any key word i mean like what
Starting point is 00:20:37 happened i don't i don't know something that's trauma where you in like mk ultra like why is there like these trigger words that make you cry this is like kgb sleeper cell yeah i don't know about that one chief uh i'm gonna i'm gonna knock them down a few points all right this one is actually um this is pretty interesting and i a lot of people might disagree on this one um let's see there are 10 but there are there are kardashian so being part of their lifestyle means that you're joining the circus that's a good one it propels it's so so so you know it doesn't really it's not really about them it's about the fact that if you're dating them you are now being propelled into you know what is a magnifying glass on every aspect of right but i feel like
Starting point is 00:21:32 they go through these phases of people in their lives every two years so i would hop in there get sucked by one of them leech get out of there in two years and then you know try to get past the curse i'll take on the kardashian curse but still an eight though brings him down it brings him down i'll try i agree i'll try though if people are taking pictures of me you know i'm trying to take my kid to a baseball game yeah please paparazzi you're blocking the car i want to run you over and also we already deal with that problem already so we can't deal with any more okay all right here we go this person's a 10 but they are 10 pass no no answer no answer no comment i think it knocks them down to like
Starting point is 00:22:28 zero personally well yeah i would hope so i i agree um okay this person's a 10 but they think they're a psychic medium. Are they? They are not. Do they hit at all? Like is there one time or like told you?
Starting point is 00:22:47 Oh, I mean, that's how all these fucking clowns do it. Sheesh. No, I'm kidding. That's how they work at it. No, but they think they're a psychic medium.
Starting point is 00:22:59 They think they're a psychic, like I truly believe it. Like you'll walk, you'll walk, you'll walk into like a Boston market and you're like, I can feel the presence.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Yeah, it's like these poor chickens, I feel their souls. Yeah, it's like, oh, God, okay. It's like, oh, man, that's rough. I mean, there is some kind of entertainment about that. Like, that could be fun for a couple weeks. Yeah. From a 10, that has to be at least a 5. I know, me too.
Starting point is 00:23:24 That has to be at least a 5. That's rough. Sorry, Teresa Caputo, or whatever the long and medium's name. All the chickens in here, poor babies. okay this person's an eight okay but they beat you in literally any kind of competition you do any kind of competition rock paper scissors video games racing you know that happens a lot yeah board games drinking games beat like zero percent win rate nothing you can do you know i'd like to say that that's that i'd like to say that that shouldn't affect someone
Starting point is 00:24:04 someone's attractiveness but i'd be pissed off honestly like i'd be like like i'm i'd be super upset about it and and and i think that really reflects more on me that's why danny hates me so i'm gonna take me down a number i'm gonna reflect on myself i i'd be a nine it's also yeah i agree i think 9.5 babe i i my problem is if if there is if there's this some magical curse where I literally can't beat this person, it's not even fun to be around. Because if there's no chance to beat, like, zero, what's, like, I'd just be like, what's the point?
Starting point is 00:24:44 You explain to me what's the point. Would I believe I can't beat them and try every time? Yes. Why would I play any game? That's what I'm saying. It's like there's no, we can't have fun. We can't have fun. Well, you can 69, and you'd win every time.
Starting point is 00:24:57 That's true. Honestly, well, then they'd leave because they'd never win. I mean, that would happen anyway. But still. True. Okay, there are 10, but they exclusively like public sex. Damn. Public as in outdoors?
Starting point is 00:25:19 The only time you can have sex, you must be outdoors. So if they're in the house and it's getting hot and heavy, she runs to the backyard and opens the door. It's like, all right, come on, let's go. Yeah. She says, well, why not? Who cares? We're in the meat aisle of C-Town.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I'll show you some meat. Yeah. I'll show you a meat aisle. Honestly, well, we'll just constantly get arrested. Just constant arrest warrants. Nobody said they are not good at it. What does good at it mean? Sneaky.
Starting point is 00:25:54 In the middle of a packed meat aisle, you think you could bang somebody? Sneakily? What does that mean? You're just violently hugging? I think I could bang somebody, you know, in the Lincoln Memorial. No, I think I could bang somebody anywhere, too. But, like, do I think I could also not get caught? Is that what you're saying?
Starting point is 00:26:13 You're saying you're a Houdini of banging? You're a Bangdini? Danny the Bangdini? Maybe. Maybe. I had to say that. I'm sorry. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I like, you know, but the thing is, like, sometimes, like, just trying to fuck. and i don't want to put shoes on you know i don't i don't want to set me because we have to gleave the house you know like like like i just want to fuck and i don't want to i don't want to have to you know go to like the cemetery or wherever wherever this person thinks it need whatever this person needs to get off i don't want to leave the house it's the middle of the winter i don't want to put on my jacket i know yeah it's snow boots but this is fargo you think which would like I mean it's just like
Starting point is 00:26:56 yeah terrible maybe just hopefully she'll just be happy with her head out the window or something like a dog that's not how that works I'm trying my best
Starting point is 00:27:04 okay I only have three more left I have a few because I'm always prepared way more than you um I did 15 I think
Starting point is 00:27:13 no I did 14 oh my god the cutoff was 15 there are nine okay but they noticeably interrupt people
Starting point is 00:27:22 when they speak okay they're like a five. They're a bad person. They're a bad person. I hate when it's so obvious that you can tell that someone is not listening to you and thinking about what they're about to say.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Right. I fucking hate that. And also, if it happens once, obviously everyone does it, I do it. If it happens two times, okay. The third time, if you don't recognize the social upsetness and apologize and go continue,
Starting point is 00:27:55 Now we have a problem. Absolutely. Now we have a problem. Everybody cuts people off. Yeah. But if you always cut people off, you're the problem. You're going to get cut off. And you're, frankly, undesirable.
Starting point is 00:28:07 You're a 10. You're a 10. You're a 10? That's it. They're a 10, but they only speak in Sim-ish. From the video game Sims. Oh, from the Sims. I was about to say, I don't know what country that's from.
Starting point is 00:28:24 That's not a person. What do you want me to do? Like, what do you want me to do with that? Do I have to download the Shemesh Dixon? You're asking me to do a lot. You're trying to download Shemesh Dix? Shemesh Dix? Shemesh Dictionary?
Starting point is 00:28:42 So I can learn the Shemesh language? I'd do it. She only listens to the Shemesh songs sung by Katy Perry in Shemesh. Oh, no. Are you going to play it? I'll try. Because I think we're going to get copyrighted. It's not worth it.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Are we going to get it copyrighted? Is it worth finding out? Simish music. I think we tried this already. We'll see. This is how this 10 speaks. We can only play 15 seconds of it. I think it's less than five now.
Starting point is 00:29:15 All right. So this is last Friday night in Simish. Nope. Oh, God. they say so it's a fruby nope shooby shooby no big dope dopey dopey dopey dope i i might kill myself but for some reason how about this we'll change it for some reason you can understand them but no one else can oh that's pretty cool for some reason what does that mean what could the reason possibly be you just played a lot of sims i played i played an infinite amount of sims
Starting point is 00:29:53 ah all right from a 10 to an 8 then if i can understand her at least okay so now it's just that's good just don't speak just don't speak then uh there are three but can keep up with you drinking as sloppy as you get as sloppy as they hell yeah that's they're five hell yeah they're five i agree i feel like you know some people just how it is the first one i thought Yeah, if they can keep up with me, that's great. I think that's great. That means you can hang out together. Yeah, I was just thinking more like just getting kicked out of places all the time.
Starting point is 00:30:28 I feel like a couple of our friends get kicked out so early that ruins our night. Yeah. It's just like, geez. I mean, you know, it depends on the kind of night that I'm having. If I'm planning on staying out for the night and someone that I'm dating got too drunk, it's called an Uber, babe. Oosh, oosh, oosh. It's called an Uber, and there's only going to be...
Starting point is 00:30:54 Don't get an XL, because I'm not coming. I'm sending you home. Why would you need an XL? The point is, you're the only one in the room. You're the only one. You're riding solo. You're riding solo like Jason Derulo. We have said...
Starting point is 00:31:06 And listen, I'll pay for it. Ooh, good guy. I'll pay for it, but I'm not ending the night that I said I was going to have, because you can't keep up. That's 10 behavior right there. Pay for the Uber home. Also, we did set a rule with our friends a while ago.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Big cut the finger to save the hand, people. If you don't get in, go the fuck home. True. And don't say a word about it. True. It depends. It depends. But in general, yes.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Well, I mean, if it's just like, if we have the option of one, two, three, four, or five, we don't get into one, yeah, we'll move along. But you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Cut the finger to save the hand. I don't need you, pinky. Which finger do you think you could do best without?
Starting point is 00:31:53 What do I need my ring finger for? Do you want to get married? Cut it off. I would say this side of the hand. Yeah, probably. One of these. This is my second to last one. So now I'm asking the hard-hitting questions.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Here we go. they're a 10 but they can only go to the bathroom outside am i dating a dog it's just the way they were raised so can i set up a outhouse outside or do you mean it's no no no no like they need to dig a hole that's a rough one dude um i mean it doesn't bother me do they bring at least like do they have to forage too for the paper towels or do they bring a toilet roll out it's it's all cleanly but what happens if you're at a communion they'll go shit outside the church i don't care oh well let me see it to me that's to be that it knocks you down a few pegs oh i'm not saying you're
Starting point is 00:33:01 stay in there i'm not saying you're staying there but i think i think that makes you dude if you're a 10 that makes you a two dude if you're a no i i i think i think that it's just i i i would rather explain the 1920s talk than this i i how can i explain this to my parents if you're a 10 and you shit in the woods urinate how could no it's not it's not true how can i explain this to my parents it's the first time you're meeting my parents and we have reservations
Starting point is 00:33:33 at Dorsia and you have to leave the restaurant and go shit outside go shit in the potted plant stop drinking toast when it's water stop going to the bathroom every time you need to go to the bathroom the person can't drink
Starting point is 00:33:49 once you break the seal you're pissing, the outside's full of piss This is an absolute no-go for me. That's a rough one. They're an eight, though. All right, this is my last one. How many do you have? I also have one more.
Starting point is 00:34:01 You have one more? Well, some of ours kind of bled, so I just tossed them. All right, you do your last one. I'll do my last one. No, it's... All right, all right, all right. Mine's not that great. If you want me to go.
Starting point is 00:34:11 All right, here we go. Last one. Now you're a six. They're a ten, but they're an extraterrestrial being, and you're the only one who knows, but they have to kill someone once a week to sustain life and suck the knowledge from them. But they're a 10.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Yes. 10, 10. You're the only one who knows, but you're essentially condoning a once-a-week suck and murder. And is it one of those sitcoms or shows where sometimes I have to cover it up because they're sloppy with it? Of course.
Starting point is 00:34:46 That brings them down at least to a 9. A 9, at least. because I don't want to be... How many murders can I cover up? That's 50. That's 50. No. That's 52 a year.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Honestly... That's a lot of murders. But they're extraterrestrial. That extraterrestrial puss. And I'll take that. I'll murder 52 people. I'll be an accomplice in murder for 52 people a year.
Starting point is 00:35:12 To bang some alien puss? To bang some alien? To bang some alien. And therefore, I think they're an 11. oh i don't know if they go up well i think it's hot i think it's hot one of the time you're gonna walk in and see them in their like alien form sucking them sucking the brains of somebody true and they're gonna be so smart after the year also i think the problem is that's true they're gonna be smart enough to get out of there but i think i don't know i think it's just gonna start being
Starting point is 00:35:46 like a prisoner because what if they get so smart they're like you can't leave you've you've been you've killed three people you've seen me kill three people i'll rat on you i haven't thought that far i did just now still a nine banging that alien puss mine doesn't matter we went through a bunch put yours in the comments down below or message us message us at picky boys podcast on instagram and let us know your 10 situations there are 10 but this and we'll answer them in either a part two to this video or just on Instagram. Yeah, on our socials, we'll just answer every
Starting point is 00:36:20 what is it? Scenario, I guess? Every scenario. Every scenario. 2s, 3s, 4s, 7s, 11s. Ooh, 7-11. Listen, we'll leave you with this. If you like and subscribe, you're a 10. That's true. You're all 10s back there.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Danny just said 11. Yeah.

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