Picky Boys Podcast - Should We Move To California? - Picky Boys Podcast #363
Episode Date: February 23, 2025Join the Patreon to watch the 1100 goal video!- https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Antonio, Danny, JT, and Martin discuss the different kinds of eggs, eating snails, living 100 AI l...ives on TikTok in an hour, Antonio's reservations about shared VR headsets, the future of watching live events in California, and the rules for eating 1000 Jell-O shots on Patreon! Follow us on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys New Subathon & Valentine's Day Merch OUT NOW! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Martin - https://www.instagram.com/marcin_mierz/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/
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Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast.
We're not podcasting right now because we're here to tell you something.
This is right before we start our 11th 100th patron goal video
where we have to take a thousand jello shots.
But with the fruit...
Well...
We have ten challenges we're going to compete in
and every single one we win will knock a hundred jello shots off the counter.
Well, I hated that so much.
But there's still...
Right?
But there's still...
You ever seen Impractical Jokers?
I know.
Literally all they do.
Right, but there's still a chance that we get all of those challenges incorrect.
Or we fail them.
Well, that's not likely.
With this group, I guarantee we're going to wind up taking 1,000 anyway.
But patreon.com slash pickyboys.
This will actually come out tomorrow, Monday, if you're watching the podcast on Sunday when it comes out.
And just enjoy the rest of the episode.
Patreon.com slash pickyboys.
But Antonio, you have to take 10 Malort shots.
I knew it.
I knew we should have picked Danny.
Do it.
I'm not doing it.
What do you mean?
You're supposed to be the ringer.
I'm not doing it.
We absolutely should have picked Danny.
Wait, wait, wait.
50, 53, 68.
I'm back at the beginning.
Shut up.
All right, let's just start.
Let's just do it.
Okay, okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Cheers.
Oh, it started.
Oh, God.
Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast.
All right, here we go.
Well, that looks like a fun, but a shit show, honestly.
Here we are on the podcast.
How's it going?
It's going good.
It's going good.
Is it?
It's all right.
I mean, Martin's here.
It's cold.
I am here.
Martin's here.
Two cams, so we made it easier for Jason.
Jason, how you doing over there?
How you doing?
I'm doing fine.
And there's a sneaky Chaz.
Chaz, say hello.
There's a sneaky Chaz over there.
Hey, people.
How you doing?
They're not going to be able to hear him with that mic.
We gave him a very, it's very non-spread mic.
That doesn't have a good spread.
Double the bodies in this room today.
Chaz has been here for like two weeks now.
It's not.
Hanging at our house.
It's not double the bodies.
Almost.
It's, all right.
Chaz has been here for a while.
It's plus two.
A little too long.
Plus 50%.
Some might say.
Almost double.
That's what we're looking for.
Yes, almost double the bodies in here.
And that's good because it's really cold right now.
It is cold.
And so the body heat.
It's helping.
I mean, we're not huddling like penguins.
I'm pretty close to JT.
And we could be.
We might.
Just the breathing and the warmth of others and your friends.
Something warm about that, you know?
Warm on the inside.
Do penguins huddle?
For sure.
Are you kidding me?
For sure.
I've never seen a penguin huddle.
The babies are in between the legs of the parents.
No, the babies, even then when they're cold,
they literally get into a circle like this and heads down.
Are they not?
The babies are in the egg.
No, no, no.
After they come out the egg.
After they come out the egg.
Okay, okay.
Well, what came first?
You know, the penguin or the egg?
You got to start there.
Yes, the egg comes.
All right, so the egg comes.
So the penguins are in the chicken's ass.
I mean, the penguin's ass.
What?
The eggs are in the penguin's ass.
No, that's chickens.
Chickens poop out eggs.
So do every animal poops out eggs.
It's another flightless bird.
I haven't seen him poop out eggs.
I don't think penguins come from eggs.
They certainly come from this way.
Have you never seen Happy Feet?
Yeah.
Come on.
You've seen Happy Feet?
Come on.
We're marching the penguins.
Dude, you watched?
There was a time span where you watched Happy Feet every day for two weeks.
That does not exist.
Is this true?
Yeah.
It did not exist.
He said, you know what?
Every day you go, you know what movie was really good?
You ever see Happy Feet yet?
He's like, yes, Danny.
We watched it three days already.
What about Happy Feet 2?
You know, Happy Feet was directed by the guy who made Mad Max.
There we go.
This is the duality of man, truly.
Oh, maybe he watched Mad Max every day for two weeks.
Same thing.
I don't remember.
I guess the egg makes sense for a penguin.
I just didn't know that.
Wait, now I'm confused.
Did you watch Happy Feet?
Yeah, I mean, I have, but I don't remember.
I mean, it's so long.
I watch it in theaters.
Oh.
So you should remember it came out of an egg.
I mean, when did it come out?
2006, maybe?
Jason, when did Happy Feet come out, please?
I don't remember.
I don't remember every fact.
What time do you think it came out?
2006.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
2006.
2008.
No.
All right.
I'll go 2000.
Look at that.
See, I told you he watched it every day for two weeks.
Nail on the head there.
It was a school trip.
I didn't go on that.
To Antarctica?
Sounds like you're lost, to be honest.
I think you did.
Did I?
I think you did.
Did we hold hands watching it?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I remember every time.
It's a great movie, by the way.
Dude, you know what's crazy?
Penguin eggs are probably delicious.
All that fat.
They're so fatty.
No, but they're...
Bro, they got to be fat to stay warm.
Oh, man.
They're going to be tasty.
Bro, what are you talking about?
They're going to be so good.
When you eat an egg, a chicken egg, it doesn't matter what the chicken's going to look like.
It's a yolk.
It's an embryo.
Yeah, but different eggs taste different.
Like an ostrich egg and a quail egg and a chicken egg all taste different.
You've had a quail egg?
I have had a quail egg.
You've never had a quail egg?
quail egg? Yeah, I've had a quail egg. What color were they?
They have spots. Trick question.
He nailed it.
He has had a quail egg. But they taste different
than chicken eggs. Yeah.
Minutely. I'm talking about
he said something like,
he made it sound like he was just
eating baby penguins. I would do that too.
That's kind of what he said. First of all, I don't think you're allowed to do that.
Why not? They're not endangered.
It depends what kind of penguin, probably.
Danny would know. Which penguin? I'll eat the emperor.
Emperor penguin, that's a good one.
You can't eat the emperor.
Penguins don't seem like they'd be good.
I don't think so either.
Too blubbery.
I think that's why he likes them.
Can you eat seal?
Yeah.
Yeah, Inuit eat them.
Inuit seals.
True.
Did I say that right?
I believe so.
You can pretty much eat any animal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why don't we eat turkey eggs?
How are those?
I think we eat probably huge, no?
I don't know.
You ever had one?
No.
How come none of us have had a turkey egg?
I've never even heard of a turkey egg.
I've eaten a billion turkeys.
How come I haven't eaten any?
You know, they should have some turkey eggs inside the fist hole with the giblets.
Oh, my God.
Wait, what?
The fist holes that we're calling it now?
But then it would have to be a pregnant turkey.
No, it wouldn't.
You could just put them in.
Oh, you're just adding extra.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So every...
Everything's going to...
Is it one turkey egg or multiple?
You'd need at least two turkey eggs.
So now you have to make one turkey.
You have to have two turkey eggs just on reserve?
To make one turkey.
To make a cake, you need two eggs.
I'm saying, to make one turkey ready to ship out to the public,
you're now adding two additional eggs.
Well, what does that matter?
You put it in after.
But why?
Because I want turkey eggs also.
Also, type in turkey egg.
There has to be a reason there.
They're going to be huge.
No, no, ostrich egg is a big one.
Yeah, ostrich egg is a big one.
You don't think turkey eggs are going to be big either?
You know what big turkeys are?
15,000 tons of turkey.
Oh, it looks like a normal egg.
Oh.
Oh, and no, it doesn't.
Not to scale.
No, what is, there's a bread layer.
No, that's.
What?
They have bread?
No, that's just bread.
Oh, that's a scotch egg.
Yeah, that's just bread.
Wait, but click that one.
Click the one up there.
Oh, that's scotch egg?
That's also a scotch egg.
Have you ever had a scotch egg?
Wait, wait, wait.
It's fucking delicious.
Click the one with the four eggs that look exactly the same down there.
One more.
Yep, there you go.
Goose egg, duck eggs, turkey eggs.
You can't.
You wouldn't know shit.
Goose egg's the biggest.
Goose egg's definitely different.
You see, this is weird because I feel like a goose egg would taste bad.
Does that make sense?
Look at that right down there.
Oh, yeah, go all the way down.
All the eggs.
Here we go.
Ooh.
See, turkey egg's bigger than all of them.
It's not bigger than...
Turkey is pretty big.
Oh, turkey is bigger than goose egg.
But that's not what the goose...
That's not what that picture just implied.
Yeah, but I picture this...
I definitely picture this...
Dude, that duck egg is white.
White, white.
Not even cream or off-white.
Chicken eggs do look the best.
Just, like, so perfect.
God, they look so good.
That goose egg.
I don't know.
I don't know if I want to eat a goose egg.
I'll tell you what.
Quail egg looks disgusting.
They do look disgusting, but they're quite the snack.
I only had quail one time.
Same thing with snails.
I've only had snails one time.
Where'd you have them?
Which one?
Quail.
Quail was an Italian restaurant in Brooklyn, and snails was in Montreal at a French restaurant.
French restaurant.
Escargot is delicious.
How many times?
Delicious.
Here we go with the delicious.
I need you.
I need you.
I know you love food.
I need you to come up with another adjective.
One other adjective to describe food.
There are hundreds, maybe thousands of delicious things.
I don't have to pick one thing to be delicious.
There's a bunch of terrible things.
Okay, Danny, can I ask you, how would you describe ice cream cake?
Actually, just okay.
All right, sorry.
Regular cake, way better than ice cream cake.
How would you describe cake?
Delicious.
How would you describe raw broccoli?
Not delicious.
Oh, he's lying, bastard.
Well, no, I went back on it.
Everybody was so upset about it.
And I agreed, Edwis, at one point, that delicious is too much of a word for that.
But steamed broccoli with, like, garlic oil, the works, that's delicious.
Of course.
That's delicious.
How are you?
It's delicious.
I don't know.
I mean, again, it's an opinion.
It's an opinion.
Danny's tier list of foods is there's one tier it's delicious, there's one tier it's just okay, no other tier.
No, no, he's bad.
No, no, he is bad.
He is bad.
Escargot is delicious.
You know what?
I will say.
How many times have you had escargot?
At least a dozen.
That's enough times.
That's enough times.
I will say, the snail is okay.
The escargot seasoning and butter and juice, that's delicious.
But that's like a muscle.
Like the muscle is okay.
It's about the sauce.
Exactly.
So I eat all the snails, which are okay to good.
And then I take the bread and put it in the special little dish.
And that's.
And that's delicious.
Right.
Could you eat the snail's cote de l'eau no seasoning?
It would probably be very rubbery.
I mean, I'm sure I could.
I don't think I'd like it, though.
It would not be delicious.
You could cook up a steak and eat that no seasoning, nothing.
You could cook up a piece of chicken.
It would be a little bland, but you could eat that.
No problem.
Yeah, but it's not delicious.
It's not as good.
No one's saying unseasoned chicken is delicious.
Oh, what you're saying, but you can eat it?
I mean, you can.
I could even enjoy it.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Enjoy it?
A steak for sure.
A steak for sure.
No, yeah, not a steak.
And then, yeah, just a piece of chicken breast, just, like, chop it up.
Just sauté it on the pan.
Yeah, sauté it on the pan, chop it up.
I feel like a bone-dry, just-cooked chicken breast,
it might be just as rubbery as a fucking snail.
Yeah.
You can still cook it and it'll be moist on the inside.
It's just not fucking seasoned.
Yeah.
It can still taste good because it's cooked good.
Soak it in a snail.
Snail can be moist on the inside.
I don't know.
It's definitely moist on the inside.
Well, I'm not talking about the shell.
You don't eat the shell.
No, exactly.
I'm saying the snail itself is moist.
Did you just slurp it out the shell?
No.
Escargot is one of the dishes that requires a specific plate.
It looks kind of like a...
Painter's fist.
Yeah, it looks like one of the painter's things, or almost like the chamber of a gun.
No.
Kind of.
I mean, all right.
There's like six little wells, and there's a snail in each one.
With the shell.
Without the shell.
There's no shell.
I think I pulled mine out of a shell, to be honest.
Really?
I ate it like a muscle.
I don't think so.
I have a very tiny fork.
There's no shell?
I don't remember how to shell.
Definitely a tiny fork.
But that's to get it out of the well.
Type in escargot.
Does escargot come shelled?
I'm pretty sure it's an option.
Let's see what Jason's escargot spelling is.
Here we go.
Danny's been going to a whack restaurant this whole time
eating subpar escargot.
Is this it?
No.
No.
Escargot.
Escargot.
Very close.
Escargot.
Did that sound like it had an L-E?
Oh, I forgot the T.
Escargot.
My cargo.
Shell.
Shell
Actually I don't see a single one without a shell
Well that's the one
These are all without the tray
This
When it's in the tray no shell
This tray
Yeah no shell
I like being so close to the TV
JT this is where you sit normally
This is so nice
I don't know where I sit
Yeah but so does this
So does that one look
And it's got little wells
For the shells
Not to tip over
So it seems like
When you have the dish itself
No shell
When you have the
That's a stuffed mushroom
That looked like a mushroom
so you're just
schlonking that shit
right out the shell
I've never
the thing is
I only
you only eat escargot
in a French restaurant
what are we doing
if we're just going to like
a diner with escargot
oh if he saw
a menu with escargot
no matter where he was
he might order it
me?
maybe
do you not ever eat snails?
it's gluten free
I'm not eating snails
first of all
why not?
if it's gluten free
if it's gluten free
don't you try to eat anything
that might be gluten free?
no
it grosses me out bro
it's like
it's just like
a piggy boy's punishment
right like eating chicken hearts
It's like it grosses you out, right?
Not the same.
Not the same.
You could ask him.
To me, honestly.
What are we doing?
I think I'd rather eat a chicken heart.
Danny.
Well.
It grosses me out, man.
If a chicken heart was prepared well, I'm sure it'd be fine.
Do you mean a chicken heart or that chicken heart?
People eat the gizzards.
Because the reason.
Dog food.
Yeah, that was dog food.
That's why it wasn't good.
Hey, some dog food is delicious.
Some delicious.
Yeah.
Is it?
I don't know.
I'm going to name one brand that's delicious.
Pet.
Fluff?
He doesn't even know a brand of dog food.
Pet.
Pet Munch.
munchy yums
whatever my cousin
used to give his dog
pretty good
that helps
I'm glad we could order that
can you order
can you type in the thing
Martin used to get
his cousin used to get
go search up
no it was I think
it was
it's the second result
on Google
begging strips
oh those are good actually
begging strips
begging strips are fine
through the cheesy bacon ones
yeah
see I believe
anything he got
yes
those
I do remember commercials
for this
I was gonna say
I'm begging
begging
my dog would turn
into a rabid hound
for these, bro.
Be honest with me.
Great.
How much of your dog's food
did you try?
We share it.
What?
Well, I mean,
I gave a lot of dog food.
You go bite for bite.
Bite for bite?
Bite for bite.
Jason closes everything apart
I've tried some of my dog's snacks, too.
He does.
Sometimes you open...
Jason's like,
I don't like this conversation.
I'm trying to get off food.
You can tell me to get off food.
We get off food.
Wow, you got something for us?
Danny does...
Oh, this is me.
Have you seen this?
What is it?
There's a huge new trend.
Just one day,
all of these videos popped up okay and it's basically aipovs of different things so so i've
been scrolling through tiktok you scroll through tiktok for an hour you live a hundred lives click
click a good one let's do the black plague maybe does it feel like dreaming it kind of does feel
like dreaming all right there's also i don't know if there's there's there's a lot of like sounds
i don't think we need the sounds okay so trying to find some food and medicine see there would
be someone going oh please give me and then i think i would have punched that lady in the face
all right i think she's trying to help you it's the black plague you can't just give it to you
for free oh and we're feeding somebody this is like i have some of these dreams i'll be honest
oh you blink do you blink in your dreams no i don't remember a single blink okay oh it's a
plague doctor yeah oh it's giving you medicine though i think we're paying for it oh what the
hell oh i'm not sick it must be healthy as hell oh no well no we're curing people of the plague
AI is really bad with fingers.
I don't know if you know this.
He went from five fingers to seven.
We got it.
No.
Father.
Oh, I think he just died.
What was the father?
I think that's heaven.
Heaven, yeah.
Let's go experience.
Go a little down.
No, we went from the plague.
Let's do the future now.
Two over.
Eruption day on Pompeii.
Here we go.
Wow.
Look at us.
Last day of citizen.
What?
Wow.
The last day of a citizen.
Oh, we're in Atlantis.
Oh, this is wonderful.
I think it's about to crack.
It's like a Star Wars fantasy right now.
Sort of, yeah.
A little Guardians of the Galaxy for sure.
Uh-oh.
Star Wars, not Guardians of the Galaxy.
I put a comma on your thing and added to it, you dumb bitch.
Don't put that near my Star Wars stuff, your bull crap movie.
Bull crap?
Oh.
We have a wife, I think.
Wait, so why is this the last day?
I don't know.
I love our garbs.
Where's Atlantis again?
Just asking for a friend?
It's not real.
just just confirming oh that's why it's the last day oh this is now see these are actually
you see you see this is actually what my dreams look like this part this part is what my dreams
look like and my hopes by the way the thing is some people haven't liked it so haven't don't
like these is because they have been doing a few um not so great ones go down below a little bit
what are you about to show me go down below oh i like the dinosaur right to the left oh wait no
like we have chernobyl here oh the one all the way to the right also what would a farmer in texas
do in 18 does that say you wake up in 2001 in new york city moments before chaos what chaos could
they be talking about we can find out no it's all right i don't know don't click that nice point no
click that nice apartment don't click that don't click that no no click it no no don't click that
let's click that don't click that jason jason i'm telling you right now don't click it why not
Jason, don't click it.
They're not going to show actual footage.
Are you crazy?
It's AI.
What does that mean?
No.
You think AI can't recreate it?
I vetted all of these.
You should click it.
You watched that?
Yes.
Danny watched it a thousand times.
All right, put it up.
Danny watched it a thousand times.
Danny, I swear to God, what am I about to say?
It is a beautiful apartment.
It is.
No, he has a smile on his face.
Jason, get off.
Jason, get off it.
There's no smile at all.
Miss Jackson.
I'm sorry.
See, now I'm just waiting anticipation for me to-
Why does it look like the 1950s?
For Jason to have to cut this.
Yeah, right?
jesus christ danny jason jason get this off that's so bad jason this is so bad get this off
what did you vet what what vet did you go to what are you i mean i'm this is the pov this is real
life real life isn't always oh the beautiful woman and this that means bad things bad things
happen look what you did he's good at vetting things bad security bad things happen look up
you're you're up and wake up on the passenger of the titanic see that's much more appropriate put
on the titanic because it was less recent one point one this is this is this is a disaster in
itself and this is okay because it was in 1912 yeah but leo was in this one yeah oh i'm a first
class passenger i honestly the titanic i think they're kind of all were right no why wasn't it
mostly did you watch the movie this was this was quick there was no iceberg or nothing all their
hands have six fingers there's an entire lower cabin okay this is how they afford it it was cheap
That one was much more Titanic appropriate than the full New York one.
What's this?
There's just more.
You're escaping Alcatraz.
You watch that?
Valhalla?
It says just watch.
Oh, you wake up in Valhalla?
That's cool.
There's another 9-11 one.
This just got big or something?
Yeah, I mean, I-
It got big.
It's 400 views he's watching this shit.
It's 400 views.
Well, this is just one of many.
There's like billions of accounts that do this.
And go to the other one that had, like, 500,000 views a video.
Are these ones better?
Up top.
Where are the views, Danny?
One video.
And that's not a good one.
That's not a good one.
If you type into TikTok AI POV, there's, like, hundreds of accounts that are doing this.
I swear to God, I saw one.
And then the next day, I saw 20 in one day.
That one does have 1.4 million.
16 million.
This is probably the main one.
This is probably the bigger one.
No, no, no, do the, oh, so the-
We already did it.
It just reposted it.
No, no, no, yeah, these are all reposts.
Yeah, these are the same thing, I think.
51 million.
That's the one we saw in the plague one.
Can you go back and do that tab?
Do the soldier in the trenches.
Why is he doing, like, a selfie with it?
That's fun.
Yeah.
It's like, there was no selfies in 1917.
But it honestly has been fun to live all these lives.
I get that.
You wake up in hell, that's bananas.
A deal with Satan.
Oh, a deal with Satan.
Yeah.
These are not good.
Do POV yourself right now.
Oh, French Revolution.
Well, we're not on the phone.
That's Danny.
We're watching Danny's POV.
This is Danny.
Very meta.
Very meta.
All right.
Well, I don't know if I liked any of that.
Wait, can we see French Revolution?
This guy just wants to watch people getting beheaded now.
Well, I've always wondered what it would be like.
This is basically like little vlogs throughout history.
If I was a history teacher, I would use these.
Well, not all of them.
This is the same exact thing as the plague one.
Oh, is that Rose Pierre?
Did you look up and set this up and look up who these things were?
I mean, everybody knows Rose Pierre.
Okay, this is cool.
I like this.
This is like a cool video game.
I've never met Rose Pierre.
This is kind of cool.
I see this being cool with, like, VR.
Yeah.
Eventually, these will be VR for sure.
Uh-oh.
Is that Rose Pierre?
No.
He's not even holding it.
You know who Rose Pierre is.
I tell you what.
I don't know who Rose Pierre is.
Part two, question mark.
Only the OGs remember.
All right.
Well, that's just Danny's TikTok trend of the day.
That's not a new segment.
I think everyone feels a little more uncomfortable that Danny showed us.
Thank God.
Why?
TikTok, that's what I just got from that.
What's wrong with that?
Learning history?
What did you learn?
Visualizing history.
You just made up the fact that that guy's name is Rose Pompei, whatever you said.
And then on top of that, there was no history I learned.
I mean, that's definitely cool.
It's definitely cool.
It definitely makes history more engaging.
I don't disagree with the fact.
Like, okay, I could read a bunch of books for a textbook,
and then I can also kind of see a little bit of what the environment might have looked like.
I definitely don't disagree that eventually history teachers will probably use stuff like that.
For sure they will.
Or just VR.
No.
All right, today, kids, we're going to experience the French Revolution.
Just behead the teacher.
And then the teacher goes, that's Rose Pierre.
He's like, how do you know that?
Well, no, I don't think VR.
that takes too much
that's too much work
oh maybe a VR room
but I don't want to get
pink eye from all these
little losers
I don't want shared VR
unless I have to bring
my VR headset
like a calculator
I'll do that
eventually that'll
probably be a thing
like so at Atlantis
speaking of
look at this
at Atlantis
the roller coaster park
in down there
they have a ride
that you can put
VR goggles on
and the VR
like goes
you're under Atlantis
you know there's octopus
whatever octopi
and you're on the
roller coaster so it feels like you're going through i didn't put the vr goggles on why i'm
afraid that there's disgusting people out there oh it's probably sanitized oh what what's the
what's the what i don't get it all right i mean you asking that question makes the most sense to
me i mean what what why are you not afraid to put the like the roller coaster thing over your head
it's been on people's necks so unbelievably different what's the difference what's the
You're not putting anything in your mouth?
What's the difference between a fully tight set of goggles around my eyes
than the safety straps around my shoulder?
Is something coming out of your eyes?
I don't get it.
I'll give you a chance.
This makes the most sense for me.
It's definitely different.
But I think you're also being a bit of a puss here.
Yeah, he's being a puss.
Completely fine.
Okay.
Completely fine.
Bananas.
Oh, I mean, it's completely fine.
I totally agree it's different.
It's definitely different.
But it's similar.
It's definitely similar.
It's similar.
You're definitely not putting anything in any orifices.
I just think you were definitely being a puss.
Definitely being a puss.
Bit of a puss.
Nothing comes out of your eyes.
There's no...
I mean, it depends how hard you cry on the ride.
That's true.
You never know.
Guy, puss eye, you know.
I don't know.
This guy just named four things while saying no to my thing.
He named four things while saying no to mine.
You also definitely had a less cool ride.
I didn't have a more cool ride.
You had a way less cool ride.
Were you on the ride?
Far less cool ride.
Were you on the ride with me?
I mean, it's just basic.
What was the room look like?
If you're supposed to have these VR goggles on, what did the ride look like?
It was a roller coaster.
Was it just a dark room?
Like, wee-hoo!
Because you're supposed to have VR goggles on.
I can't see him putting much effort into, like...
That's a good question, honestly.
It does sound like you missed the coolest part of the ride.
He thinks you need a dark room for a VR thing.
I'm saying, but why would they invest in stuff that you're supposed to look at
when you're supposed to have a VR headset on?
Yeah, it would just look like a roller coaster.
Like a roller coaster.
Yeah, but roller coasters are all themed, so you have something to look at.
Yeah.
This one would be last season.
This would just be a dumb roller coaster that Antonio went on and didn't have any fun while everybody else was seeing octopuses.
I guarantee I had more fun than at least half of them.
Because half of them got motion sick because of the VR goggles.
You never have more fun than half the people in any room.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
More than a tenth of them.
More than a tenth of them.
I would love to try it.
You know what?
I had more fun than the people that weren't tall enough to ride it.
That's true.
How about that?
Yeah, but they weren't on the ride with you, so they don't count.
Exactly.
I hate this kid.
I hate this kid as much as I can hate.
I'll sit you up and play.
Speaking of VR, look at VR Vision Pro.
Look at us.
We're bouncing around today.
We're doing great.
They finally did what everybody wants.
Okay, what does everybody want?
3D mapped players
of a basketball game
so you can
put the
you can basically
put the basketball court
right on your tabletop
and watch them play
cool idea
look at this
oh my god Martin
that's sick
it's sick as hell
what are you about to say
you're about to do something dumb
I'm just saying like
no it's great
like you were saying
in the future
when it's like
such like
great quality
I can't wait for that
right now I just feel like
I'm watching a game of 2K
don't get me wrong
I freaking love this idea
I make and love
make this idea
there you go
And it's fantastic.
Nah, bro.
So just sit on your couch.
I would pretend, like, I would wear a suit every night,
throw on my VR goggles, and pretend I'm the freaking head coach, dude.
And be pacing my living room while watching my favorite team.
Like, come on.
Sick idea.
I love it.
When are they going to allow you to, like –
No, bro, this is fine.
It'd be cool when they allow you to start,
oh, I can pick this guy up and throw this guy to the hoop.
You can.
I mean, the very first thing that VR did with sports was you could be courtside.
Yeah, cool.
And you can still do this with, like, the NBA app on the Vision Pro.
But this, I think this is cooler, personally.
What about this, to his thing?
Okay, you're saying this quality is not that great right now, right?
No, I'm saying it's going to get better.
No, of course it's going to get better,
but I'm saying you don't really want it because the quality is not that great.
I don't know.
It's like I feel like I'm playing a game, like, watching a game in 2K or something.
Okay, fine.
That's a little bananas, but I'll give you that.
Now, what if it's just a button and a projector and you don't need the VR goggles?
I don't need the VR goggles.
What if you don't need the VR goggles?
It's like a hologram.
An augmented hologram.
Well, if the quality's good, I won't look.
What if the quality's just like this?
On a hologram?
Just right there on my table?
Yeah.
That's even cooler.
Okay, all right.
I can still look around the room and...
That's cooler, for sure.
Yeah, it's way cooler.
Well, the first couple syllables out of his mouth was,
if it's the same quality, not good.
That was the first couple syllables he was firing out.
If it's just like that...
You're creating shit.
I was trying to create something.
What if you can say a bunch of what ifs?
What if they're tiny little people,
and they actually play on your tabletop?
That's a good one.
That would be better.
A little unrealistic.
A little unethical, probably.
No, it's fine.
They're not people.
See, here we go.
Oh, that was a weird thing.
The little made-up people that we're cloning are not real people?
Little people are people, too.
Let's put them on a seat in the fucking council.
Why don't we while we're at it?
They're three inches tall.
Say something to me.
Little people are people, too.
Not what I said.
Not what I said.
Strike that one from the record.
That's not what I said.
I'll talk about these little people over here.
The courtside video is cool,
but it kind of just looks like you're watching a video really closely.
So this makes it way cooler.
Do you see that bar that looks like you're at the game?
Yes.
I think it's called Osmo or Osmos.
The one in Texas or are you talking about Osmos?
Cosmos from Cosmo Wander and Osmos is from Osmos.
Type in Osmos Sports.
Is it the one in Texas or something else?
I think it's in Texas.
There's two of them, I think.
No, maybe Osmo.
That is a New York Cosmos.
It's definitely not.
Maybe – oh, fuck.
Can you go –
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Can you go back to –
Cosm.
Cosm.
Cosmo.
No, Cosm.
Are you having a stroke?
It's Cosm.
How's it tell us?
It's Cosm.
Yeah, yeah.
People like to watch the UFC fights on this.
I've seen this.
So you could go four pictures to the right.
One more.
That's it.
So, look, they're all watching a screen, but it's huge.
Oh, yeah, I saw this.
Yo, that's sick.
It's basically like a mini sphere, kind of.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like a mini sphere.
And people say it's like, at least for watching the UFC fights,
they say it's like the next best thing than being there.
I think that's way better than being there.
Yeah, honestly.
Honestly, I think that's way better than being there.
That's what some people are saying, too.
You've got that cage in front of you blocking everything,
and the judge running around like that.
The camera's always going to get the prime angle for the fight.
Prime angles.
I mean, when you're there, it's hard to see the fights.
Also, when I went to a fight, I missed two of them
because I had to go to the bathroom.
and that's how long the line was.
So if I can go here, get some drinks, get some nice food and all this,
that is pretty good.
If you missed, after the first fight you missed and you're still online,
I think you pissed yourself.
See, you know what's crazy too?
Can you click on like one of the, yeah, like something like that maybe?
Is that they're really putting a lot of technology into this.
Like this isn't just like the game on a big screen.
No, no.
Like they have like a full fake roof.
They've got the actual broadcasts on the fake TVs there,
and then they have this like end zone camera.
Dude, I assume it's the same for every broadcast.
The roof looks the same all around.
That's the screen.
Yeah, but it's different.
It says UFC 308 on it.
It's a screen.
Why do they have a tiny screen in front of the big screen?
I feel like you just look down.
See that little tiny screen?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
That tiny screen is the normal broadcast.
Yeah, that's the normal broadcast on the screen.
Dude, the big screen, it's its own cameras, its own broadcast.
You're not just watching the pay-per-view on the screen.
It's its own cameras and its own broadcast.
So I think on those smaller TVs, that's just the actual normal.
Yeah, look at the one right above this, Jason.
How the hell does that work?
So like that is a TV that is on a TV basically.
Okay, so second question.
Do they send people to –
They have to.
As a camera?
Yeah, they have to have their own cameraman then, right?
Or do you think business –
do you think that they just have set people that have these cameras
and a bunch of places use those people?
Does that make sense?
You know what I'm saying?
They probably have some contract with the sporting thing.
I'm just saying, I don't think this bar is sending a cameraman.
I'm saying maybe it's like some exclusive service just for bars.
Like, hey, you want an exclusive broadcast?
We have this company with our own cameraman.
Exactly.
And I'll tell you what.
Really nice.
This is so much better than being there.
Oh, yeah.
This looks...
If you show me this picture at first glance, it looks like they're there.
Yeah.
It literally just looks like they're there.
No, this is sick.
I would love to go.
Right now, it's only in Los Angeles and Dallas.
they gotta do why does everywhere else we're in new york and there's so many cool things here
but everywhere else has the really cool things well it's because it's because not enough space
exactly it's too expensive to start this in new york you can't start this in new york because
as soon as this idea pops up to a new york exec they'd be they'd say see why would the screen be
that big when we could fit more chairs for people to buy shit it's when they wouldn't even wouldn't
even get there really i think the best thing for this would be like a like a movie theater
where there's 10 of them, you know?
So it's like you go to Theater 1, and that's the UFC fight.
Or if it's a Super Bowl, all 10 theaters are playing the game.
So you can fit more people, have the big screens still.
I like it.
I just don't think that would work either.
I think you need, it's just, unless it's a lot of money.
Unless it's a lot of money.
That's the only thing I can say.
Oh, the tickets would be expensive.
Because you're not getting the profit of a bar.
sort of it's like karaoke rooms well you can you can order food and stuff to your seats here
oh can we get a price check oh yeah it looks like it's like movie theater seats too nice
cause them prices oh here we go do dallas yeah do the dallas one actually no do the los angeles one
it's gonna be more expensive let's let's get a oh god we gotta put all this in they have a bunch of
art exhibits and i want to see us oh here we go nuggets and bucks yeah do nuggets and bucks
Kids eat free.
That's wonderful.
This is a 430.
Get tickets.
Here we go.
Holy shit.
Wow.
That thing is huge.
$11.
What?
That's what it starts at.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wow.
Okay, wait.
So we're looking at two different things.
There's a dome and the hall, which is basically just like a big widescreen TV.
So obviously the dome is cool.
We want dome tickets.
Yeah, go dome.
We want dome.
Danny wants dome.
I think for a football game, the hall might be better.
So that was the big
Wide screen of the field
Right
Yeah six tickets
Dude it's just
11 bucks a ticket
Starting at 25 bucks
Wow
This is
Okay so now I'm back
So 66 total check out
They'll probably
Screw you on a couple fees
And you'll probably
Wind up to double that
But even so
What are we doing
Yeah but that's the hall
Go to the dome
Up right up top
Right up top
Yeah reserve seats
Starting at 25
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh hello
Level 2
You want to be level 2
Level 2
Level 2 is the best
Level 2
Level 2 right here
Continue
It's alright
If we accidentally buy it
We'll just go
Wow
Wow
Super affordable huh
This is good
This is good
We should have done the Super Bowl here
See this is one of those things
Where I would be there
Every time
Yeah
If you lived in Dallas
Can you just click the 2
I've seen that
Alright we're good
Rob McElhenney
From It's Always Sunny
He owns that like
Soccer club
Rexum
And he was
I guess he didn't want to go all the way there
So he basically just rented this out
And now you can watch it like you're there
But he's in California
Now you're telling me
That he wasn't sitting there watching that
And going
Isn't this a thousand times better
Than not getting on a plane
Not doing this
Not sitting in these seats
He probably wouldn't say that
Because he'd go
I love to see the fans
It's the one you go
The fans
So then why did he go?
He probably was shooting something
I don't know
A lot of probably's
But you're probably right
Also there was a bunch of people
Like all of his friends there
it's harder to get
all of your friends
to London
or England
another good example
it's easy to get
all your friends
another good example
all your Hollywood friends
to Englewood
he does visit the team
a lot though
no I'm sure he's a great owner
well
can't speak on his ownership
I don't know
I mean he took him
from no division soccer
to second division
why'd you even bring up soccer
you're legitimate
why'd you even
touch the word
don't make fun of him
he's not your owner
this guy talks about balls
and he'll start
talking about soccer
yeah yeah yeah
what else we got jason well a full a full i mean we're winding down here we're full disclosure uh
this is us we i know that intro was something but this is us before we do this jello shot thing
yeah we're about to do it we're all here we're all here we're all here together and uh they're
in the fridge now they're in the fridge they're warming up we had we had to make them so the
cooling down that's true i said warming up but the the looming impending amount of jello that's
gonna be in my stomach is a little concerning and it's 10 a.m on a tuesday so it's gonna be fun
yeah how many things it's wednesday what about what about um what about some projections
how many think you're gonna have oh probably 100 did you go for i mean we have i mean we've
already done that right so i feel like that's at least what i need to get right depends how
many challenges but but if there's a thousand let's say like the worst case scenario there's
a thousand then it's only five we're not doing it we won't be able to finish it why maybe okay so
let's say let's say we have to get a thousand if it's a thousand i'd have to go 200 i guess
you'd have to double it that's we would all need to get 200 you'd have to do probably 270 i wouldn't
be able to do it you probably have to be able to do that well you do that but you would try your
heart i would try my heart you would try hard i always try my hardest well no i'm gonna try my
hardest don't think i could even get 100 though see i hate everybody everybody can get 100 i hate
I fully believe that.
Jason can't get 100.
I got a good 10 in me.
Why is he even here?
He's got a 10-er for us.
Why is he even here?
Antonio got to 60 with a throw-up in between.
Yeah.
Or was it 60 and a throw-up?
60, then I threw up.
And then probably a few more.
And then I had a few more to kind of boost you to that 100.
I had to help.
That's pretty good.
If everybody can do that, we'll get close enough.
And that would be assuming that we failed all 10 challenges.
That's impossible.
See, don't say that either.
That's impossible.
Why would you say that?
Why would he say that?
We're about to do it.
Don't say that either.
I mean, it's possible, but it's not probable.
We're going to win one.
And every hundred, at least one.
Every hundred is huge.
Now we're going to win just one.
Every hundred is huge for us.
It really is.
Every hundred is about 10 miles.
What if we win all 10?
We just do another podcast, I guess?
Stop with the what ifs.
We got to stop.
There's no way we're winning all 10.
No way.
That's true.
That's improbable as well.
What if we win nine?
it's just as improbable and probable the other way if you want me to talk like jt
yeah by the way they don't even know what we're talking about right now oh that's true
well that's why i wanted to not have us drunk to the intro but if you made it this far i mean
we're probably at the end anyway essentially we have to do a thousand jello shots for our
1100th patron goal and thank you so much patreon.com slash big boys get in there we're
trying to get 12 000 trying to get 2 000 trying to get to 8 000 trying to get 10 000 and he's
gonna fight a bear it's a whole thing but besides that um so there's gonna be 10 challenges we have
to do before we start each challenge we win or lose takes away or keeps 100 jello shots so if
we lose all 10 challenges we have to do a thousand we win all 10 um we do zero but i don't think
that's even possible we're probably i hope we all win one one i don't that would put us at 500 right
yeah but then even that jason's gonna set it up to where it's like i don't think we're gonna be
able to win that many anyway yeah so jason tapped out now he chose the villain role well jason's
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reddit
can you go check r slash challenges
i don't remember that danny oh no oh no yeah we didn't do it
but I think it's coming out
we might as well
put it out tomorrow
right because this
this challenge
has been held up anyway
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the percentage extra rounds
next week
so it stays within
the month of people
that signed up
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don't worry about that
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