Picky Boys Podcast - Sneaking Into Antonio’s Vacation! - Picky Boys Podcast #330

Episode Date: July 7, 2024

On today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss how Knight was actually pronounced, why you shouldn't listen to sports on the radio, Justin Timerlake's drive home, sneaking onto a plane in someone's luggage, and how to build a compass with a single leaf! Leave a comment down below & enjoy the podcast! Join Patreon for instant access to 200+ Picky Boys videos & the mom's podcast (coming soon) - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Temptation, I love that. Temptation. Temptation. That sounds like temptation. That's sexy. What are they gonna do, send you back? There would be a lot of problems. They actually will literally probably send you back.

They will actually definitely send you back. You know Keanu Reeves? Really? I forgive him. Everyone gets a mulligan. You know you can make a compass out of a leaf and, like, a bowl of water. Yeah, stop it.

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It's just Wednesday. Yeah, that's true. It's Sunday, actually. I'm sorry. Not even. Not even. It's Sunday. But you are wearing

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What are we doing? Go see moms. We don't know when this is – we're stacking episodes. We don't know. All right. All right. I saw this TikTok last night. It was, what did medieval English sound like?

Wait, wait, before, before, before, before. Time out, time out, time out, time out. Yeah. What did... See, now you're setting me up to think that it's not like what I thought. What did you think it sounded like? It's like, oh, ye... No.

Oh, yeah. Hello, squire. Yeah, yeah. Squire, bring me my sheath for my sword, hither. Yes. Yes. Yes, indeed. Is that what you thought?

Is that what you thought? That's what I thought. Oh, I'm pretty sure it's unrecognizable. Wait, hold on. I need volume. The main thing I want to say is that when we're thinking about medievalness, we're thinking about lords and ladies and princes and knights right not the peasants no no but but but knights of the round table soon learn was not pronounced knight oh what was it was it canite not a silent

k what did medieval english sound like a good shorthand way to figure out what medieval english sounds like is to take all vowels and pronounce them as you would in french and pronounce every letter the word for wife would be pronounced weef the word for house would be pronounced the word knight connect here is what the lord's prayer would have sounded like not only is the k not silent that g wasn't silent no so this entire time i've been thinking oh my knight in shining armor it's really my connect in shining armor that sucks first of all Who is she to tell me how to pronounce knight? I don't know who she is.

What is she? She wasn't there. I know she wasn't there. Also, wait. Now I'm thinking of the Knights of the Round Table. Connects. I don't know how you say A in French. So it would be the connects of the ruined taboo.

Probably pretty close. Probably close. Also. I hate it. Yeah, that sucks, dude. I almost Canadian, too, saying hoose. Got me hoose. Connected?

Come here, whiff. Come here, my weef. My weef. No, it's like queef. My weef. It was weef. My weef? Come here, my weef.

Yeah, I don't know. That just shocked me. Knicked? I couldn't believe it. I actually couldn't believe it. Were you watching it, and you saw a wife, and you went, weef? And you're like, oh, okay. And then house who's?

Yeah, that makes sense. And then you're like, night. What could, uh. So do you think silent letters came about? Because people were just like, we just got to stop pronouncing this these ways. Because none of those letters were silent. I get that. I get not having silent letters part because that's kind of dumb in the first place.

But I think that maybe the silent letters came about because people just started skipping them. Maybe they were all silent letters were once vocal, and then they all just started skipping useless letters. See, the thing is, hoose, I kind of get. Yeah, hoose. I get that one. Weef, that's just off the mark too. Weef. You would spell that W-E-E-F.

Why the E at the end? Yeah, well, you're putting current English into old English. I'm not really. You are. I'm not really. You are. Because they pronounce every letter clearly. Can I, whatever the hell that was.

Weef doesn't even make sense. So it better need to be weefy. Thank you. Weefy. Which is like how old people say Wi-Fi. Yeah, my weefy. Basically. I would say, you know, who the hell is this woman to tell us this?

That's what I'm saying. This is those Wired interviews where it's like blank expert tells us about this. Love those, by the way. Yeah, and she likes Medieval Times so much that she's wearing chain mail for earrings and necklaces. Yeah, she is committed to the bit. She's pretty committed. So I believe her. And then she basically just says the Lord's Prayer all in medieval English.

What does that sound like? I don't know how to say the Lord's Prayer. Would you be? I refer there who are to heaven her. It actually kind of sounds like Spongebob Leif Erikson. That's kind of what this sounds like. A really bad Scandinavian. A really bad Swedish or whatever.

Yeah, just an awful Swedish Scandinavian accent. That's what it sounds like. So not only, let's say we went back in time, right? Let's imagine us back in time. Boom, we're back in time. Not only would we not have any knowledge of what to do, we wouldn't even be able to understand what they're saying. You can somewhat understand.

Play the Lord's Prayer. Here we go. It was sometime in the 14th century. Our father that art in heaven us, hallowed be the name. The reign of our kingdom come to be. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

I like that. I like that a lot. I like that one. You're right. What did she say? Name? Name. So there she's pronouncing the A.

There she did it. That's what I'm saying. Wife. Wife or something. That was bullshit. Something's wrong there. That's true. Something's wrong there.

Name. But temptation. I love that. Temptation. Temptation. That sounds like temptation. That's sexy. That makes you sound like you could talk to the Lord.

Yeah, it does. Yeah. I mean, in high school, we listened to the Canterbury Tales, whatever that was the reading for the month. That's old, old English. And we listened to it in old English, and I remember not being able to understand a word. I don't think if I went back, I would have a real tough time talking to these freaks. Well, that's probably true. But so we're surprised that JT, first of all, had to want to be able to pay attention to the Canterbury Tales, and then it was essentially spoken in a different language.

And we're surprised he didn't pay attention. No one's surprised, I don't think. No, that's true. I'm just saying. Also, you don't have to go that far back to not understand them. I was watching, what's that show with the Peaky Blinders? That's like, you know, 1800s. I had to turn subtitles on.

I could not understand what the fuck these people are saying. It's just because they try to make all their words sound cool, so they talk like dudes. But that's what they sounded like. Wait, is Peaky Blinders, that's not in America, though, right? It's in, yeah, it's in England somewhere. So now you're getting even more. Now they have the weird accent.

Yeah. There's probably an English person right now you can go and talk to. You would not understand what they're saying. I agree. Oh, 100%. Did you see that old town in Ireland or whatever? Their dialect is still alive. Oh, true.

I meant to bring this up on the podcast, but I don't know where it is right now. Sue sent a, like a, how words are pronounced where she's from in Scotland. And it's just insane. That's what I'm saying. It's insane. I was never going to be a knight anyway, so I'm not going to learn how to talk like that. That's true.

Doesn't matter. And there are plenty of people in America who pronounce shit weird, too. Have you ever heard people talk from just like the 1930s, maybe? How come there was a different accent back then in America? It was more like, Oh, well, look who's coming up to the plate now. Yeah, they call it radio voice.

It's the transatlantic accent. Okay, so if it's radio voice, are we getting a biased hearing because people didn't really talk like that back then and it was just radio announcers and that's the recordings we have so that's what we think they talk like. I think that's probably what it was. I don't think so. I think everyone

talked like that. I think like high society people talked like that. Because they're the only ones listening to the radio. I think that was just Only ones owning a radio. That was just like the proper way to talk. Yeah, they had like a It's just Kenny from South Park.

It's somehow, it was somehow everyone was nasally, and also there's like a melody to every sentence. It's strange. Voice is music, baby. I think it sounded great. Like, I like when, like, usually it's like old baseball recordings or something, and it sounds really good as an announcer voice. Oh, Jimmy Tushu is coming up to the plate. Yeah, exactly. And it's going, it's going.

He hit it, he hit that 40. It's out of here. The fastest bitch ever, 47 miles per hour. Oh, what did we do? Do you want to see how blind people watch Spongebob? Sure. Watch was the wrong word. Listen to?

Yeah. So sometimes for, I guess, visually, well, not sometimes, but for visually impaired people, they have things on even your TV at home, probably, where you go over a button and it'll speak it out. You know, like, oh, you're on source two, so you know where you are. Spongebob, its visual description for one of the episodes is this. and I would like you to... I'm going to play it into the mic here

and I would like you to tell me which episode this is from. Oh, I can nail this. Okay. In slow motion, the balls hit the back of his throat and stretch his skin back. Patrick looks woozy as they keep coming.

Oh, this is a snowball fight. It's a snowball fight. You want one more time? Yeah, let me hear that. One more time for the people at home. In slow motion, The balls hit the back of his throat and stretch his skin back. That's great.

Patrick looks woozy as they keep coming. That's a crazy description. It is indeed the Spongebob snowball episode. Yeah. And one of the comments is deaf people watching, and it's like a smiley face, and then it's blind people watching. It's just a skull.

It's like one of those. um they watch a different spongebob than i have with that description that's true have you ever seen the uh the visually impaired they like to watch soccer games basically they just have somebody who's watching soccer and they have a little board and the person like uses their hands like touches their hands and shows them like where the ball is going on the board can't they just listen to the announcer yeah but i guess that's not fun yeah why not just listen to the i don't maybe they're they're they're hearing impaired and visually i don't know you know i'll tell you what i was uh coming home from i think the mets game and or the yankees game and

the pacers game was on during that time and i was on my way home and i was driving and i put it on the radio that is maybe top eight worst ways to watch listen to it to a sports game there were moments though only if you know the people's names if you know nothing you're screwed because they were like i knew four players names and every time they were like four or three and he's like bang i was like kerplunk you know i think they used to be better at it back when everyone watched or listened on the radio i think the announcers used to do a really good job i think now they're really slacking because they know everyone's like the commentary is not as important anymore because everyone's just watching it on tv because i think i remember watching base like not watching but

listening to baseball on the radio with my grandfather when we were driving around and i guess it's just a little bit easier because baseball's so slow you know it's like oh here comes the pitch strike you know like that's that's the speed of the announcing not he stole the ball now it's in the air oh he missed oh the rebound i'm like okay too much too much too much i think there are radio broadcasts and tv broadcasts though you know like the tv people don't really have to describe it as much like they can talk in between because you they know you're seeing it little banter whereas a radio broadcast they just need to tell you every single thing that's happening yeah no i agree but it depends on the sport even i think just basketball might be the

worst one to do it basketball's hard hockey's really hard as well impossible i can't imagine first of all you know you know why hockey's hard for the hockey fans it's because the announcers don't know what happened either they don't it they they cheer at the same time the fans and the people at home cheer because they don't know if it goes in or not the players sometimes don't even know i think soccer would be really hard because i think there'd be like so much dead air to fill. It's not that. They would say, this would be the only word, the only three words that came out

in the soccer broadcast. He passed it to the right. Passed it to the left. Wide open net, straight up in the air, the ball's out of bounds. That's all that would go. I wonder if they do it for tennis. That seems impossible. Oh, they hit it, and they hit it back. And they hit it back. I feel like tennis just

play the audio from the people. You'll know what's happening. It's like, huh! And then they just have to say point for Valentino, or whatever the name is. I couldn't say any. Federer. Name an active tennis player. Hockey.

Federer. No. No, no. One more, one more. Dyrdryk. Dyrdryk. You're close. Dyrdryk.

Yeah, something like that. It's fucking, you don't even know it then. Bastard. What's the calendar doing up there for? Jason. Jason's here. Hey, Jason. Hey, Jason.

Danny said that our good friend JT got a DUI. Yeah. Not this JT. Not this JT. Justin Timberlake? Justin Timberlake. Yeah, so this was last night, maybe a week ago. He's 40.

Oh, yeah, that's true. He's 43, Justin Timberlake? God damn. I don't know. He looks great at 43. No, he doesn't look 43 at all. He's got that salt and pepper going on. He looks a 36.

He looks a 36. He was driving around the Hamptons last night, and he got pulled over, refused to do a breathalyzer, Smart man, DWI. I thought you're not supposed to do that. You always don't do the breathalyzer. Somehow that's what lawyers tell you. You're still going to get arrested,

but I think it makes the lawyer's case a little easier when defending you. Well, first of all, if you got pulled over and they asked you to blow into the breathalyzer, it's already a wrap. It's already a wrap. You're going somewhere else and you're going to have to get picked up. But as long as you don't blow into it, they got nothing on you, you'll get out of there scot-free.

And here's the other thing is the breathalyzer can only hurt you. You can blow under the legal limit and still get arrested. Yeah. It doesn't, like, disprove it. It doesn't set you free. You can blow under, and they still be like, well, let's still do a sobriety check, and you can still get arrested. And it's like, I didn't like the way you said the word tomorrow, so now you kind of— It says here that his refusal to submit the test could be used against him in the trial.

I don't know. Well, of course it can, but it's better that there's no, like, they don't know what happened. Yeah, you didn't blow a double over the limo and blow the .25. Yeah, if he did that, then it's like, that's a wrap, you know? Yeah, I don't know. I'm just wondering why, like... He's driving. Why rich people just don't take Ubers or limos or cabs.

I think you're thinking too small. I would say, like, how don't they have just a private driver, like a personal driver or something? Maybe if you're not doing well, you know, made some bad investments. He's all right. No, I'm seriously wondering if these celebrities, it's every month you hear about a celebrity getting a DUI. It's like, do these guys not have as much money as we think? Because how are they not ordering Ubers?

You know Keanu Reeves has a DUI? Really? DWI, DUI. I forgive him. Everyone gets a mulligan. I think maybe he wasn't expecting to go out and do all these drugs and drink. Maybe he was just like going to go get milk or something, and then he just stumbled upon a party.

What are you talking about? Who knows the life of the Hampton elites? Who knows? I'll be honest. If you're a celebrity and you're in the Hamptons, you're a famous, famous one, you'll probably do just get invited to parties if you're just like walking at 8 p.m. on a Friday. First of all, if you went to the store to get milk, you needed that milk, I'm saying. That milk's spoiled by the time.

You have to go back home. You have to go back home. That's true. That's true. I've never needed milk in this moment and gone to go get it, and anything else was more important. All right. Maybe he went to get vodka for his martini, and then someone went, oh, my God, we're having a big mansion party.

Justin Timberlake, that's you, right? Think it too small again. It's going to be me. Think it too small again. He wanted to make white Russians, and he needed the milk. And by the time he was on his way to the store, he saw another party and other drinks. He went, you know what? I don't need the white Russians.

Yeah. Do you think that there's an aspect of, like, they just don't feel like dealing with getting recognized into every Uber they get? But I think they just like driving. These people definitely wouldn't take Ubers. It's our brain in their mind. It'd be a professional. It'd be like a personal driver. That takes longer to come.

It would be a high-level cab service that they take. But again, that takes longer to come. You're making it more inconvenient. No, they'll get there fast. Also, the Hamptons, I don't know specifically about Sag Harbor, but it's like one road. And if he just got caught, this is the probably hundredth time he's done this. And he's like, ah, yeah, I had a martini or two or three or five.

Hold on. And Molly and – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it also – didn't it say that he had Molly, he had poppers, he had fucking everything in his system? Well, he went to a good party, good party. I've always wanted to be just going to do something but then stubble into a party. I've always wanted that. It's never happened to me.

You look like you've gone to a random party. It looks like you've done it. I was just like, I don't know, it's a weird thing. Why? I don't know, go hang out around a college campus. I don't know. Maybe that happens. That's completely different than what I'm saying.

Well, that probably happens. You end up in a party. Well, there was a time where my friends were having a party, and they just found, essentially what happened was this random couple on the street walked past them, saw the party, walked in to go bang in the bathroom, and then left. Damn.

Now that's crazy. That is crazy. That's crazy. They definitely like doing that. I think so, too. I think so, too. But you also, you know, you take advantage of the situation that is put in front of you. You can't make lemonade without lemons and a bit of sugar and some water.

Yeah, this hotel director snitched, too. Oh, bitch. The night he was arrested, Mr. Timberlake was seen at the restaurant and bar of the American Hotel on Main Street, said the hotel's dining director. Fucking rat, dude. What's their name? The New York Times called them, and Julian Ramirez went, yeah, he was here. Fucking rat, dude. He was getting fucked up.

Yeah, I thought this Hampton shit, you know, I thought you'd keep it on the low. What's the point of spending all that money if the hotel manager's going to rat on me to my wife? I don't recall if he was here or not. That's all you have to say. Not even that. She's like, no, I don't think so. I see a lot of people, sir. He didn't report the JT to the police, right?

No, he just snitched after the fact. The fucking, the paparazzi, whoever called, they gave him a hundred bucks. They probably gave him some money and said, yeah, I do remember he was here. It's literally like the 60s cartoon. It's like, are you sure you don't remember anything? I wonder how quick, when a celebrity gets pulled over, it starts to become desperate. Like, I'll perform at your daughter's Sweet 16, please.

It depends. It depends. Not all of us get dicked. No, I didn't say, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, I did not. Yes, you did. That did not come out. I think it's more the opposite way.

Not desperate. I think it's more like, do you know what the fuck I am? That's true, because also, this doesn't matter. He's not going to jail. He'll pay some fine, and it'll be over. Also, who really cares if he did this? He's performing in Madison Square Garden at the end of the month. Look at that.

Without a hitch. As long as he didn't hit something. At the time of filming this, this literally happened yesterday. There's already a shirt. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure this is kind of old news. This episode comes out the 29th. Does it?

Yeah. No, that's a Saturday. Jason, the 20th. It doesn't come out that day. It doesn't come out that day. It's all right. It's a long time from now. Maybe he's free already.

It's a long time from now. Just good luck to you, Justin. Good luck to you. Forgot about maybe not current news during these dispatch. Well, do you want to talk about why we were recording previously? I don't know. That's all right. I don't know whose fault that would be.

Nobody's fault at all. It's Antonio's fault. It's not my fault. Antonio's going to be in paradise. No. While we, the less fortunate, are stuck in New York City. First of all, it's going to be, I think, good weather. I'm not sure.

All right. I don't know if it's good weather or not. Where are you going? I'm going to Aruba for 4th of July and beyond. What's your flight number? If you think I know that, you're dead wrong. I won't know that until I head to the airport. This is not the first time you've done that.

And it's always interesting to me where you say, I'm going to Aruba for 4th of July. Big problem there is that Aruba is not America. Yeah. They celebrate 4th of July bigger than here. Impossible. Like I said. Well, definitely at the resort.

Oh, yeah, yeah. But like I said, you really just narrow down your scope because you're a very inside-the-box thinker. Places with tourism, Danny. That's the thing where Americans and other people visit different places. That's what tourism is, right? Yes. So there's a big American population there. So they celebrate 4th of July.

Yes. I never would have thought of the Caribbean as a 4th of July spot. well it's really what is it I mean I mean half of them are still British colonies that's true

and it's just fucking people spending more money and they get to shoot one single firework into the air on some boat yeah but 4th of July

is such a barbecue with the family holiday do you always go away from 4th of July family overrated I pretty much always go away from 4th of July

fucking Mandela effect some I remember like going to your house for 4th of July or something that was a few years ago no you did

and JT ruined the yard you don't remember that I did have oh yeah yeah but also you were there a few years ago we had like a proper 4th of July

oh you're talking about that that was like 8 years ago that was not 2 or 3 2 or 3 years ago it was not the yard wasn't even successfully

might have been the year before that it was like 5 years ago minimum it was 5 years I have not been here for 5 years minimum

minimum minimum that's what I do these guys know nothing I'm just saying guys know nothing I'm just saying I thought you were

coming why don't you come to your 4th of July party in Aruba You said you're not checking luggage, so I can't come. That's true. That's true. How far can you get with a human in your luggage?

Oh, very far. Oh, wait. No, not anymore. Immediately pass a scanner. No, no, no. Let's say you get past security. Oh, you're not living. You can't live, right?

Yeah. I thought the ascent is too cold for a person. No, no, no. You don't know. In the cargo area? When you get your suitcase back, is everything frozen and covered in ice? No. They put fucking animals down there.

Yeah, they put the dogs down there. Perfect. I'm just saying, if it wasn't for the TSA pesky security, I could do it. Those pesky security. Pre-9-11, you could definitely do it. There's no way. One of the many unintended bad consequences of 9-11. Yes, one of the many unintended.

One of the biggest. I can't put people in my luggage. Yeah, yeah. I can't bring my friend. No, if you give me some air holes, I'll be good for a couple days. You could have one air hole, for sure. Give me a couple. Also, why do you need a couple days?

Yeah, you just need a few. Honestly, also- You asked how long? Also, when you're in there, you can just get out of the suitcase. Yeah, but you can't- Because, and also, by the way, you can stay out of the suitcase. What are they going to do, send you back? There would be a lot of problems.

They would be, you would cause- They actually will literally probably send you back. Also, they will actually definitely send you back. The airport- And me, too. You'll send me back, too. The airport in Aruba is just like a very large Walmart parking lot. It's like you can just walk out.

No. Yes. Yes. Are you speaking from experience? There's one runway. Yes. No, you can't just walk out. You can just walk out.

If you were in the plane, you can go. Brother, as soon as they open up the cargo bay and they see your doofy ass, they're going to be like, what happened? Oh, wait. I got an idea. All right. Everyone stand back. That's where I put on the American Airlines worker uniform and go,

oh, my God. Thank God. It's been hours. They closed the doors on me. I couldn't get out of here. But now that I'm here, I guess I'll stay. I had to put in someone's Labradoodle, and out of nowhere, we were taken off. I've been stuck in here for months.

I didn't know where I was going to be. What is this? What is this? I had to look up. No, this is fake. This is fake. Really? I also don't think you could get out of a suitcase on your own.

I'm sure it's happened one time. I don't think so. I think it's 3-9-11. It would have to be pre-scanners, and the guy would have to have been knocked out because, you know, you hit, you know, the wheelie bag, you hit a corner, you just hear your bag go, oh, you can't do that, you can't do that. You got a lot of problems. Yeah, the people who pack, like, the packages, I mean, the suitcases on the plane, they'd just be chucking them. First of all, that's a heavy suitcase. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to chuck it.

The upcharge on that suitcase would be monumental. They'd probably have, no, that's right, you can't get through it because, dude, you're half a pound over. You've got to start taking out your socks and your shoes. You just pay. But then now it becomes the price of a ticket anyway. You can say, oh, I have a heavy luggage. I think maybe that's why they do that. You think that's why they do that?

It's like, oh, no, your bag's the weight of a person. You're just going to have to pay for a ticket. Well, we would have just did that in the first place. Then the guy, all right, you can come out now. By the way, I would venture to say if you do get out of the suitcase while you're flying, that's a pretty luxurious flight. Oh, yeah. You could set up a little fort. I really think you're not supposed to because if there's turbulence and when the plane goes, the stuff really moves down there.

Or you've got to be strapped in. Everything comes with – I may pack it tight. That's true. You could be under like four other suitcases. You might not be able to get out. There's a hatch on a plane. I don't know where, but you can go down there from the plane.

In the cargo bay? Yeah. So you're saying you're going up there and just hanging out? Well, now that this has sounded like an aviation crime. It is a crime. It started out as one. It all started a crime. You can end it a crime.

It's the same thing. You can't un-end it a crime. I don't know. Whatever. It's okay. New Patreon video idea. Yeah, new Patreon. 20,000 patrons.

20,000 patrons. We're going to try to get Danny onto our flight. Oh, that's not my video. I can't fit in this suitcase. We'll get a suitcase. We're going to have to get somebody more nimble. I weigh less, but you're shorter. This is too tall.

I think the weight limit is going to make us. JT's too hairy. I don't know how that affects it. It can't be me. It has to be you. It can't be Martin either because he doesn't shut up. He farts. Sounds like a Chaz thing.

Yeah, Martin will gas himself up. Martin will gas himself up. Martin would suffocate himself with his own farts. You find a small person that weighs a tiny. A child. A child. No, no, no. To be fair, a child is the best option for this kind of operation.

Let's not. Yeah, we don't got to do that. We don't got to do that. Plus, it'll be more roomy in there for him or her, the small child. Yeah. How old do you have to be to not pay for an airplane? The babies don't need a ticket, do they? Like one.

I think as long as they can reasonably sit on your lap or something, it was, right? I think under two, probably. Under two. It's fine. Well, the point is, I'm going to Aruba and they're not. Ha ha. That's the point. All right.

That's pretty much the point of that. We're going to have so much fun while you're gone. Yeah, I hope it's really windy. It will be. Very windy island. Yeah, it is a very windy island. If anyone's ever been very windy. I hope you have to fly over the Bermuda Triangle.

Is that in that area? Well, first of all, why are you wishing that on me? That's crazy. That's a crazy thing to wish on. You're going to get teleported back in time or whatever happens when you go through there. Is that planes or boats? It's both. It's both.

It's a big triangle. Isn't it something, though? It's actually the magnetic force in that one freaking area for some reason. Yeah, it's the poles. But, I mean, do they just avoid that? I heard that it was totally fake and the rate of crashing isn't any higher there. I don't think it's fake.

I think just the technology we have now is way better than the compasses we used to have back then. True, true. And I think the compasses would just go, oh, God, we're in a triangle. You know how to use a compass? Everybody knows how to use a compass. Yeah, but do you know how to use a compass?

Yeah. And also, compasses haven't changed. Compass is a compass. But I feel like if I gave you a compass and a map and I put you in the middle of the woods, you wouldn't be able to get out. Well... You know your location.

You have a compass, and you have the location. Do I know the cardinal direction of the exit? Does he know what direction? Is the exit north? It's on the map. You have a map. You know where you are, and you have a compass. Yeah, yeah.

I can get out. Do you know where the starting location is? You have the general idea of where you are. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. That is very important. Yeah, I'm not saying you're here. I still don't think you'd be able to do it.

Bro, it's very easy. I think that if there was five miles of woods on each side, you're not getting out. If I had no map and a compass, I could get out. Why? Dude, the thing is you can't get out of the woods without a compass because then you end up walking in circles. You don't even realize this. But when you have a compass, you can just continually walk north as long as it takes

or whatever direction you choose. That's true. I was going to say that. I think it's very easy to start walking in circles and shit. I don't understand that. Is that a movie thing or is that real? Every time you see, not even a horror movie, but just when you're in the woods and they're walking

and they come across the same thing, like, oh, my God, we've been walking in circles. Is that real? Because I feel like I'd be able to walk straight. I don't know about, like, that would have to be a legitimate perfect circle. So I don't know about coming across the same location. but for sure you start curving because there's not even something like in the horizon

in the distance you can focus on walk towards that point it's just fucking trees everywhere you don't know like if you start veering to the left you're not even going to notice and then it becomes a giant curve if we set ourselves up in the woods right and we all put trackers on ourselves and it's like just go straight

no compass go straight I think I'd be able to do it do they say that a lot of things are harder than I think and it's fine They say if you're walking in a blizzard, like, with, like, zero visibility, that you can walk 100 meters, and you'll be fucking – your path will look like that. That's different. That's like trying to walk with your eyes closed. You're going anywhere.

I'm saying I could see, okay, that tree is behind that tree, so I'm going to go behind that tree. I feel like I can do it. When there's a billion trees, they all just look the same, and you start going crazy. When there's a billion trees, it's all one tree. Yeah. Yeah, maybe when you're like, we've been here before. You haven't. It's just another set of trees.

It just looks like another tree. What's the difference? Can I mark where I'm going? Of course. I can do it. I can do it. Yeah, but that's only going to make you not go back towards, again, those things. Which is progression.

It doesn't necessarily mean you're not going to be curving left or right or up or down. You can still curve. Even if I go like this, it's still straight, you know? I just say, and I think Danny possibly goes like that. But with a compass, I'm going, it's easy. It's just easy. Yeah. You know you can make a compass out of like a leaf and like a bowl of water.

Yeah. Look this up, Jason. Stop it. Look up natural compass. You can like put a leaf in some water and like set a fire or something. I swear, it's crazy. Stop it. Look at this.

Look at that. That's a leaf. All right. Yeah, congratulations. It's a fake needle on a leaf. Congratulations. Can we get not an image, perhaps like an article? Yes, good.

Yes, good, good, good type. Laying a needle on a leaf that can float. Somehow, look, a little bowl of water, you put the leaf, you put a needle on it, and somehow I think it points north. This doesn't make any sense. I'm telling you, dude. This doesn't make any sense. This is bullshit.

It doesn't make any sense, but if you think about it, neither does it. Oh, no, you've got to magnetize your needle. You saw that scroll up. By rubbing it on your hair. So you've just got to like. You have three options. Snapping it, rubbing it, or using a magnet. What does that mean?

Rub it 50 to 100 times against the hair. So it's like a fucking, like, you're trying to, like, generate a static charge when you rub your feet on a blanket. All right. All right. Time out. Time out. If you needed to rely on this, you're dead, right? No.

You're dead. This would be on a, if it's a legit, totally overcast, or maybe it's nighttime and you can't rely on the sun. But which side does the sun rise and set in? I don't know. It rises in the east, sets in the west. Is that right? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Also, isn't it moss only grows on the south side of a stone? There's a bunch of things that... No, no, no, that's a lie. I think that's SpongeBob. No, that's a lie. No, no, no, that's a lie. No, no, no, that was on a compilation of the things you think are true that will definitely get you killed, and it's that.

And I think it also has to do with... So, here. Oh, well. Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. No. That's why I'm going in circles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is more likely to grow... No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It just has... First of all, that also says in the southern hemisphere. Where are we right now? Wait, wait, wait, go back up. Really? Northern Hemisphere, fuck you.

Well, I was reading the next sentence. Yeah, you stupid bitch. So the reason is for that is because, exactly, because the sun rises on a side, so it's slightly more likely to grow on this side. It says it'll grow on any hard surface. Are you going to check 100 rocks and go, oh, 60 of them had it on this side?

Well, you can just go on one side of all the rocks, and there'll be little moss, and you can go on the other side, and there'll be a bunch of moths. He's right. So that's the north. It's just going to be slightly more. You can't check a bunch at once.

By the way, I would be remiss not to mention the fact that JT does pronounce compass, come piss. Yeah, I was going to say that. Way more than anybody else. We all kind of say compass, but he says come piss. Come piss. I'm so confused. Where did that even come from?

I heard it earlier. On Twitch, I kept saying, what did I keep saying? Compass. No, no, that's not what I said. I used to say something on Twitch, and everyone made fun of me when I was streaming. No, I would say, what would I say? It was like compass or something. No, that sounds ridiculous.

What is compass? Oh, like a compass? Say compass. Compass. Compass. Well, now it's not. No, that's really coming back. Well, either way, either way, I said it wrong for the longest time,

and everyone yelled at me and said, it's compass. And I'm like, are you talking about like mixing cum with piss? That's how you're supposed to say it? Everyone's like, yes, that's the right way. And now I'm getting shit on for that. I think you can kind of a little bit give the A. Like compass, you know, compass. Compass.

Compass. It's definitely not cum pass. Like Krampus, but cum. Yeah, you definitely emphasized the piss. It's almost like cum and then P-U-S. Compass. That's cum puss. No, that's P-U-S-S.

No, that's what I used to say. I used to say cum-puss. Cum-puss? You used to say cum-puss? Cum-puss. Cum with a puss. Why? Why would you say it that way?

All right. No, I can't remember what I said. I definitely said it wrong, though, and now I'm apparently still saying it wrong. All right, well, JT, just in case they don't have a cum-piss, tell them where to find you. That's good.

Thank you. You can find me on Instagram at the J-Balls. Danny? You can find me at DannyIsWatching and ObservingMossInTheForest. You can find me at Ant, Prisco. Can't forget to follow Jason. Uh-oh. Picky Boys on Instagram, Twitch, and the gaming channel.

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