Picky Boys Podcast - Someone Is TRAPPED Inside of Big Bird!?!! - Picky Boys Podcast #327

Episode Date: June 9, 2024

Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss a tribe that just discovered the internet, how long we'd survive in the Amazon rain forest, treating teachers so poorly they quit, the scary truth behind how big bird is puppeted, our favorite childhood shows, and throwing out change! Join Patreon for instant access to 100's of extra Picky Boys Videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboy Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

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there welcome to the is that a junk welcome to the jungle i was just uh recounting my time at senior frogs i haven't been there in a long time i was nine when i went did you you know welcome back to the picky boys podcast everybody you drink no it's like a senior frogs they'll let a nine-year-old have a drink not no not nine definitely like 19 yeah yeah because senior frogs are usually in places where 18 is the drinking limit of that country true when's the last is there senior frogs in the city no no one in south carolina in florida there have been many times i walked by senior frogs and i thought that oh my god they were reinforced kept no they don't you know immediate disappointment yeah because that frog very similar send your frog is probably

a much more fun place to hang out oh to hang out yeah i don't see a couple more words you would you would i mean i'm not saying listen i love okay we got this yeah i don't know why you brought in senior frogs welcome to the picky boys podcast i did that already i did it already get to the shots okay so for those of you i don't know if any scooby dooby doo for those of you don't know um on patreon we are doing a hundred jello shots to celebrate our 100th patreon episode so we're gonna take a jello shot here just to start us off and uh if you want to see the full thing the full probably it's a centurion right kind of no yeah no because we're splitting them up between each other so this we're really going to be eating 104 jello shots yeah 104 i don't know

if i made 104 hopefully i made more than 100 i know i made 102 what is this oh yeah so i saw something where you're supposed to open like i saw something where you store them upside down and it's better for he's already taken jason's already all right started seeing if my mouth could fit on it so now i think what you do is you open it normal and it should have ripped it off so you could just like swallow okay mine didn't work i also got toothpicks i don't think it worked for any of us no it didn't work um but yeah patreon.com slash picky boys it'll be up oh wait no it It definitely works. You just take the toothpick and go around it.

Now you don't have to peel it off the bottom. You don't have to peel it off the bottom, which is very nice. So Patreon.com slash Picket Boys, get in there. 100 shots. We're at more than 750 patrons. 800 is coming very fast. So fast. And Danny's getting his hockey goalie skills on.

I'm so scared. The mom's pod should be by the end of June because we got that rolling. So we're just cooking out here. We are cooking. So see you in there, hopefully. All right. Cheers. Here we go.

Cheers. Okay. Pretty good. Okay. A little Vocky. He's having a problem. There we go. A little Vocky.

A little Vocky, but it's a Jell-O shot. Of course it's going to be a little Vocky. Is all Jell-O gluten-free? No idea. Well, I got gluten-free Jell-O and sugar-free Jell-O. Jason's rough time for Jason over there crying. I think you said you weren't going to do this. It was strong.

It was, yeah. What's the strategy? When you guys did 100 each, did you... Oh, yeah. If you want to see me and Danny do 100 each, it's way back on the YouTube channel. Yeah, it's on YouTube. I'll link it down in this description. Oh, will you?

Wow. Yeah. But, yeah, when you guys did that, were you... Like, at any point, were you just sucking them down and not even chewing? I think he... Yeah. I don't think he chews. He just swallows.

No, I chew a little bit, but that's... When you're doing 100, you just got to suck them down. Still hasn't gotten it down. That was strong. Still hasn't gotten it down. A little strong. What I was doing is I was... See, we have toothpicks and plates this time.

I was just using my pinky. By the time of the end of it, my pinky, bright red. Just from all the time. For the next couple days, probably. Yeah. I was just sucking on it like a lollipop. It's like, ooh, it still has some flavor. Red 40.

Yeah. Mmm. Yeah, I swallowed them. I used to, when I was a kid, I didn't like tomato sauce in my pasta, and I only used to get it by garlic and oil. And if it was penne, I would just swallow it whole. So dangerous. So dangerous.

I actually don't... Of all of the things that get stuck in your throat, something with an air hole is great. I don't think that's the safe bet. That is the safe bet. I've heard if you choke on a lifesaver, totally fine. I don't think that's true. I think people made that up. No.

You know that? You heard that? I heard it from Danny. Oh, well. It must be true. I did used to swallow just some pasta hole. Yeah, no. Mine?

Of course. No holes. You know what I would do? I had a little carnival trick I would perform for the crowds, the masses, where I would, whenever I had ramen, I would swallow half of it. Oh. And then I could, like, either pull it out or swallow it fully. Because half of it would be down my esophagus, if that's the right word, and down into my belly.

I think you would feel it touch your belly? If it was a really long piece, yeah. That's crazy. That is crazy. That's crazy, like a sword swallower. Were you the kind of kid who would, like, spit and then see how far it would go down and then suck it out? No, I wasn't disgusting. I'll be honest, you do seem like that kind of kid.

You do seem like that kind of kid. I'm not going to lie, I don't even... I think you've done it. Jason just makes up stories about me. This is crazy. I haven't done it. And not only that, I've never understood how anyone's saliva is, like, I don't even understand how it's possible.

Because it's not saliva when they do that. It's mucus. It's, like, disgusting spit. So it's coming from their nose. Kind of. I could do it. You could do it? I'm not going to do it.

You could stand up and face down and have it drip almost all the way to the floor and then suck it back up. Like a yo-yo? The only reason I would. Not that low. I've seen people do that. The only reason I don't want him to do it Because if he comes over here

Demonstrates and immediately just spits on the ground We just had Jason come up Just to spit on the floor Didn't work Imagine there's an object on the ground And they can do that and pick up a penny And bring it back up First of all

That would be something else entirely What are those animals The ones with the long tongues I thought you were going Chameleon Karma chameleons Abby, that's basically what you are. Not really.

If you could pick up a penny with your saliva, you're a karma, karma, karma. You're just a very weird Spider-Man. Very weird Spider-Man. Actually, Spider-Man's already kind of weird. Yeah, Spider-Man's really weird. He's fucking doing that. I'm trying to think of other mouth tricks.

I could show you a couple. Yeah. I thought you weren't going to give it to me. I was about to get really angry. No, no, I was going to give it to you. You learn from the best. What does that mean, me? Your mother.

Speak of the fucking... Can you blow a bubble? Bubble gum? Oh, yeah. People can't do that? Yeah. I can't do that. What?

I just insulted you and your whole lineage. I'm sorry. I didn't know people couldn't do that. It's not like whistling. I can't whistle. I can't whistle either.

Can you try to whistle? That was trash. I don't even... Wait, can someone explain the mouth movement? Can you try to whistle? That's a little better. Can you explain the mouth...

Like, what do I do? I have no frame of reference of what to even do. You know, some secrets should be kept with the secret holder. Also, are you sucking in or out? I'm blowing. Is it possible to suck in and do it? And what is this?

That one I don't know. How come some random dad at a baseball game puts his fingers to his mouth and then makes the loudest siren anyone's ever heard? Actually piercing. It is actually piercing. I don't know how to do it. My seventh grade math teacher could do it, and every time someone was talking, he would do it,

and it would blow our tiny little eardrums. Oh, yeah, I remember that. You do remember that? You weren't in my class. He did the same thing in my class. I think he did it in your class a little more, if you know what I'm saying. We were in the bad class. I was in the bad class.

Dude, in middle school, even then, they're teaching you. I don't know if they still do this, but there was class A and class B just because of the grades. I was like, that felt a little weird. Yeah, we had that in middle school. Really? Well, I think it makes sense. It's like, you can't drag the smart kids down with us. With us.

With us. Because the teaching was much harder for the B class, for sure. You think that the teachers, first of all, our middle school, we can't even tell stories because I feel so terrible about it, but it's like about what we did in middle school, like to the teachers. Oh, we were like bad, but we weren't that bad. We made like four teachers quit and six of them cry. It was pretty bad.

I look back on it and I go, damn. Three of them deserved it. The one that didn't? Caught in the crossfire? No, real serious. No, it was just weakness. It was just, kids were like little piranhas and they smelled weakness in the water. They smell weakness and they walk and attack and they go after it.

It's crazy. It was really bad. You cannot show weakness around children. Dude, one of our friends, and again, I want to be very clear. This is not Patreon. I'm saying this. I felt very bad about this, just witnessing it. But there was a time where the teacher had all her school supplies on her desk.

One of our friends got up, walked over to the desk, grabbed it all, threw it right out the window. And in like a whimpering cry, she was like, I pay for those. Dude, I felt so bad. No, I felt bad too. Danny was the one throwing them out the window. No, I was not. You have to have some empathy. And now that we're basically the age that those teachers were,

I feel really bad because it's like, it's just a young woman who is just like starting her teaching career, probably very excited. And then they were met with these fucking demons. And now that I think about it also, if I was that age and that teacher, Might hit a kid Might hit a kid And we were in Catholic school

So like You can kind of get away with it Probably You can't get away with Just a straight up One two But you know In the halls

You can trip them No get a ruler Those were all gone Hold out your hands That's what they used to do right I think it was like this Your knuckles Yeah you hold out your hands

And they take a rule And they Bah See the kid was smart about it He threw all the rulers Out the window So That's true

Couldn't do it If we opened a school The picky boys university it would be shot collars and spicy cheese balls, not shots. Yeah, I don't think we'd get approved by the board. Dude, if you gave them a fucking Carolina Reaper cheese ball, they're not misbehaving again. I'll tell you that much.

It's true. No, it would. Enough off that. Jason, probably. All right, so this is one of the news articles I have today. It's about Elon Musk's Starlink that he brought over to some Amazon tribe. What is happening?

They have become addicted to porn and video games. And social media. Because of Starlink? Because those three things, extremely addictive already. What if you just put a TV in front of them and they've gotten addicted? It's all the young people in this tribe. They can now have group chats with each other

and they're sending porn videos. Wait, he gave them all phones? I think Starlink is a bunch of antennas that are connected to low-orbit satellite. Yeah, but what are they viewing it on? I think they have phones. Oh. Or maybe there's, like, a tribal computer.

Like a one-family computer. Yeah, like a one-family, like, middle-of-the-campfire computer, and you catch the kids watching porn. Yeah, so this is what one of the elders, I guess, said, that they're sharing. First of all, Alfredo, fantastic name for an Amazon tribe elder. That's hilarious. Love that.

Because men have begun sharing porn videos in group chats, and he already observed more aggressive sexual behavior. I guess they're watching, like, kinky stuff. Don't like that. And they want to, like, recreate it. Right. Don't enjoy that. Don't enjoy that. Also, not a big fan of, like, this feels like test subjects, kind of.

You know what I mean? Yeah. What is that? Oh, that's just how. I thought that was. First, dude, oh, my God. I'm so dumb. I thought it was Neuralink that they gave them.

No, no, no, no. And the thing coming out of their ears, I thought that was it. I was like, oh, this is just their clothes, their appearance. Yeah, Starlink works by connecting antennas to 6,000 low-orbiting satellites. It is crazy. You can't get internet anywhere in the world. I'm following this guy on TikTok right now who's sailing across the Pacific Ocean, and he's posting TikToks because he has a Starlink on his boat.

That's kind of cool. That is cool. Also, if I was traveling the ocean like that, I would need a way for people to immediately find me if I capsize. He has, like, a device that, like, sends out to local authorities. They're also playing, like, first-person shooter video games, and the elders are worried that they're going to try to recreate the violence in the game. Where are they going to get guns?

Honestly, like, it sounds like it's destroying this tribe. Well, it says that the Marubo tribe even frowns upon kissing in public. So they are hyper-sexualizing a bunch of young Marabonians. Yeah. It's hilarious that you'll be playing Fortnite and just get killed and gritted on by an Amazon warrior, basically. Yeah, yeah. But I am still confused. Where are they getting the phones from?

How do they charge the phones? These are— Well, there's a guy installing a satellite. I don't think it was Elon Musk. It was some entrepreneur that— See, this is what— What is he entrepreneuring? This is not a business.

Is he going to make them into customers? Philanthropist. I think it was just... I don't know. This is when... No, he's right. American entrepreneur, Allison Renaud. Yeah.

I don't think... Is that a guy or a girl? Because that's a very ambiguous name. I don't know. Because I was going to say... I guess the purpose, the intended purpose, was so they could, like, I guess, contact family or stuff.

Oh, I see. Contact authorities, get help. What it was for is to get help, emergencies, including potentially deadly snake bites. So this was for life-saving technology and information, and instead they're watching porn and playing video games, which is kind of how that would work, I think. He should have put it on parent mode.

Right. You've looked up a restricted topic. Yeah, like how schools have a big old titty. I mean, seeing porn for the first time must have been crazy. Because even like we don't really experience that because even when you were a young kid, you saw like the Titanic and you're like

oh my god boobs you know like seeing seeing this for the first time ever must be crazy we went well first of all forget about seeing it

on your phone if you're in New York City and you take the subway you're seeing a penis like we see it you just see it in New York you just see penis I'm gonna be honest

I've never seen a I've seen a cock you didn't see a stray penis no like I've seen a guy taking a shit but like he's still you know covered enough to where

I've seen ass unbelievably seen penis I've definitely seen ass dude we went to I went to a Broadway play I went to see Back to the Future They were just a woman topless walking up and down the street.

That's legal, by the way, but I've never seen that. So I'm saying, now in my trip to see Back to the Future on Broadway, I saw a penis and boobs. I mean, what do I need a phone for? I don't think I've ever seen a New York penis either. You haven't seen a New York penis? No. I think they do grab the penis guy a lot faster.

Oh, for sure. For sure. But I've seen a penis. I've seen a penis. Oh, they do have phones. Others just want to spend the whole afternoon on their phones. That's fair. I know, so seeing a penis is a little different because these guys probably, I mean, these

are the same guys that walk out with their cocks out all the time anyway. I think you're assuming about this tribe. I don't think this tribe, exactly. A lot of shirtless men. That guy has a nice hat. Yeah, that guy's just wearing a hat. That guy's just wearing a hat. That guy has sunglasses and reading glasses.

This isn't like, they're just, they're just. Look at that phone. That's a good phone. I don't know. That's a better phone than I have. That's a better phone than JT's phone. how long do you think that each of us would last in a tribe with no technology in the amazon rainforest like it's a competition so we can leave whenever we press a big button and go

yeah you can leave whenever you can exit you win a prize you win a million dollars are we oh are we solo no well we're in a tribe yeah we're all together in a tribe oh and we're all together in the tribe and there's tribes men and women no you can't be all together we're all in different tribes and it's just a lottery pick of tribes and and do i do i speak that do they speak my language do i speak theirs that's to be determined depending on the tribe you pick i think we could communicate i'll tell you what me maybe sit maybe maybe six to seven minutes maybe that's about it i ain't got like do we win anything or is it just like oh it's a million dollars i just i fucking said it how about you listen one time uh oh i i think i'd do it for

quite a while i think it'd be in between you two and i definitely think he wins the real question is it'd be funny if we don't know when each person leaves oh no you wouldn't know when each person left it'd be that and that'd be funny because well first of all you know i'd be out you know i'm not in there i'm gone but it'd be funny that if me if me and you both quit day one dan he's on year seven he's like all right he's making it at least 30 meanwhile we're like at a beach somewhere we're on the other side of south america just enjoying a beach waiting for dan to get out of the amazon rainforest i'd probably set a cutoff date and be like no matter what i'm gonna try to get to this date and then how long probably half a year jesus that's so long i think you'd be

surprised how like it's just it's just like a little it's like a little big extended vacation kind of you know what i'd be worried about with this it's like danny it's been six months and he goes not coming home not coming back don't want to leave not coming be like oh we messed up real bad and then i wouldn't need the million dollars either because you don't need a million what is not gonna get me in the tribe they'll probably make you the king of that tribe it's like look i brought starlink i don't meaningless paper meaningless i'll bring you porn starling that's true i'm not gonna ruin the tribe yeah you you bring them starlink and you bounce it's like now you just like fucking allison or whatever their name is i don't know i i think what will make me

go home the quickest would be i just be like worried about dying for this million there's no guarantee of life here there's not security watching me bro there's fucking amazon's a dangerous fucking place i'd be more worried about dying than anything else and i might just go home be like hey i want to live like a like you're sleeping at night you just hear an elephant roar in the background yeah jaguars other tribes that will just shoot arrows at people they see yeah yeah that wouldn't be great but you might see a dinosaur apparently there's dinosaurs in there somewhere i heard that i might just go home like i'm gonna i'm gonna not take the million have fun with it Danny

I'm gonna live if you get sick yeah getting sick well you just tap out I'm tapping oh yeah you press the button yeah you press

okay so that's true so if I did get bitten by a snake I could press the button I don't think that's fast enough I don't think that's fast enough no then you get airlifted out that's how it works

I don't think there's a helicopter on standby of course there is this has to be like a reality show at this point yeah probably you have to give it a million probably

it's just the camera guys are on year two with Danny it's like can we just tell everyone left please Your Mr. Beast video idea. Yeah. You know, people die in the Amazon to, like, you know, some of the natives there sometimes.

And there's a real moral question of, you know, do you go out now and try to charge this person with murder? Like, how integrated into the rest of the world are they? Because if they're not, then you can't really charge them with murder. But if they are kind of half integrated into the rest of the world, then, like, they kind of should stand for their crimes. Who's getting murdered? I'm saying sometimes a random tourist or explorer or whatever will just get murdered in the Amazon by a bow and arrow. And I'm saying that there's a real question of...

I got you. I got you. Just call on me. I got you. Don't worry about it. Antonio? Don't go into the Amazon. Just don't go in.

Don't go in, and if you get shot with a stray arrow, no one's going to see who shot it. It's like we're putting you in the dirt, and you deserve it, and it's unfortunate, sad, bless the family, but we're not going to charge this guy that saw a random two bipedal stranger with a camera and shot him with a bow and arrow. That is a good question though, honestly.

It's like, is it ethical to charge somebody with rules that they didn't even know they had to follow? Yeah. I don't think so. Probably not. I think it's like, I'm not calling them wild animals, but it's like you're going into their home in terms of like, this is their territory now.

And it's like, you've got to follow their rules. Yeah, but also... That's a totally unnecessary sentence to start that with. Yeah. I get what you're saying. You get what I'm saying. They're fucking a bunch of bozos. But it is, though.

It's like what you just said. It's a little more complicated than that, though, because you're thinking of it as a little black and white. It's like, oh, yeah, American tourist comes and gets murdered. Oh, well. No, sometimes it's a person who lives in the Amazon but is more integrated with the rest of the world. Maybe they do have a phone or something,

but they're still of native descent. They come from there. They live in the Amazon, and yet they get murked by someone who is far less integrated with the rest of the world and actually lives off the land more so. I get what you're saying, but I still think what I said applies. It's like, then you would even know more. It's like, you don't go in the tiger's den because they'd be shooting people with arrows.

You know, it's like, I feel like that had to come from the jump. Like, oh, we're going to give you laws now. You can't kill people. It's like, my grandfather killed 17 tourists and we have a tally on the wall. You know, it's not fair. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, maybe not to just kill random people is enough of a... I'm not saying that it should happen.

That native person should at least know, like, oh yeah, if I kill someone, they might come and kill me. I think they do, you know. I think it's a risk, but some people are just better at bow and arrows than I am, so I'm not going to go in a bow and arrow fight, is what I'm saying. Can you shoot a bow and arrow? I could shoot one pretty well. Not as good as the person that shot me with it, I think. No, definitely not. there was a time

where we were shooting bow and arrows on a school trip and everyone was kind of flumming around and like not really you guys had an archery school trip

no no no it was just we were away and one of the places happened you could shoot a bow that's really what happened

and we were all shooting we were all shooting and then you get like 10 arrows and on my last arrow because I was like really trying to learn it

on my last arrow I fucking ripped this thing like I called like Legolas you know and then everyone kind of just stared at me

I was like oh that was a little a little intense because no one shot the bow and arrow that fast and I felt really weird about it

I was like oh I shouldn't be good at this that's cool I used to do archery there's some competitions there's a hole at the place

there's a whole wall of robin hoods which is where someone shot the arrow and it went in and split and went through the other arrow

on the wall if that happened they would take it off the wall or take it off the board or whatever and then put it on the wall

put your name on it did you do it no no are you kidding me that's not you're not aiming for it it's kind of you just get lucky

you know yeah i did archery as well like actually yeah in brazil what the fuck everyone's gonna for like i don't know a few weeks a competition combo or traditional traditional no not when i'm and uh it's a traditional rap to a mongolian like arm rap i am i have a picture we probably should send it to jason he's not gonna find it i wouldn't know i have it i know we're just like he's gonna find the tiktok pop-up oh here we go here we go here we go all right let's let's let's okay So I found this on the internet and it's, you know, everyone knows Big Bird. Everyone knows Big Bird.

Sure. I don't, this is apparently how they puppeted the costume. And I'll be honest, I don't know what I thought was in there, but I didn't think it was a guy at his stomach and his hand reaching up. I did not think that. I for sure thought it was two people. No, I didn't think it was two people. Definitely two people.

And I'm not convinced that, who made this? I'm not convinced it's not two people. I think this is official Big Sesame. So you're saying that Big Bird has never, ever moved that right arm. Apparently not. I'll tell you, there's a second guy in there, and he just does the arm. I thought it was at least a person on stilts, not a stray hand. Which would make sense, because he's like nine feet tall.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can't move the right arm. He can't. It says wire from left hand to right. So I think he can control. Oh, yeah, he can go like this, and the other arm will come up. Yeah. see that little uh oh yeah pulley there gotcha so he can puppet the other arm maybe it's just

one guy you have a video monitor it's also lift shoes like i don't think that's the problem right now like if you had lift shoes that's not probably the thing at the bottom i didn't even read that headshotting big bird and he just continues to lumber towards that's that's hilarious and terrifying at the same time this looks like an incredibly tiring puppet job i didn't like that sentence for some reason it does i mean first of all your arms has to be like this the entire time for hours upsetting the second thing i didn't expect is that those are leg pants those are leg pants leg worn as pants well that i knew i just i don't know what i thought i don't know what first of all i thought i thought the legs the shoes didn't even start till the bottom of

the person i thought it was on stilts so i don't know what i thought i didn't think those were pants also is this implying that he cannot see no i think there's no there's a feather there's a feather strap in the middle there no but that says script taped inside costume oh you're right on the bottom is of his video oh he sees like a video feed probably through the eyes or something he can't see on top of that wait wait wait you're gonna have to jay we're gonna have to how could he possibly see the thing on his chest you look down i think you look down Oh, and there's a screen on the top. Okay, from the diagram, it doesn't look like that, but I can see that.

So I guess that makes sense because they don't really move around. He's kind of just standing still, and he does his bit, and he walks off or goes to commercial. Walking around, seeing the world in front of you, but looking down and seeing... While having to talk like this seems so terrible. How much does a guy get paid? Oh, not enough. Not close to enough. And whoever commented down there is right.

If maybe, I don't know where, zombies did take over, and you happen to be in Sesame Street, and you see Big Bird coming at you. I would shoot at its head, not thinking that its head was in its chest. Shoot it at the neck. You got to shoot for the body, yeah. Yeah, you got to shoot for the body on this one. Also, I mean, if there's a zombie in there, they can't get me, really. Yeah, that's true.

But it's still scary. But a horror Big Bird. You're not leaving that thing alive. No, you can't leave it for someone else's problem. Whoever comes in contact first, you got to solve that problem. You can't leave that for somebody else. Is Big Bird a bird? Like a type of bird?

I hated that. Danny, Danny. Is it a bird? Can you say his name one more time? Is Big Bird a bird, or is it like an ostrich, I guess, maybe? I have no fucking idea. Look, when have you seen that in nature? I know all of them are kind of like the cookie monster doesn't really exist.

Very good, Danny. Neither does Oscar, but Big Bird is- I've seen some people in New York City in the streets. Oscar exists, too. I've seen three people come out of trash cans. Oscar exists. I've seen a green man come out of a- Jason's dying over there.

And fucking... Relax. Fucking Snuffleupagus. What is that again? He's like an elephant. I think he's a mammoth, really. Isn't he someone's pet? I think you're mixing up Muppets and Sesame Street.

Yeah, Miss Piggy isn't Muppets. Miss Piggy is... No, that's Muppets. He's saying Snuffleupagus. That's Muppets, isn't it? No! I thought that was like... Elmo's pet or something.

If you think I can spell that... No, no, please try to spell it. We're going to watch you spell... I'll sign it out for you. Snuffle? luffa right it comes luffa luffa i was not spelling it i was gonna see how many luffas he was adding oh it is muppets it's muppets he's dope oh well that's definitely uh no oh they had a little crossover yeah no it was a cross he's with big bird if the first

thing is with big bird no first of all that's at least the eighth that's the eighth also sesame world bro fuck you muppet wiki bro yeah so yeah so it says wait Commonly known as Snuffleupagus or Snuffy for short is one of the characters on Sesame Street. No, but it says they got rid of him. So, yes. No, they traded him. They traded him.

Yeah, they traded him to the big leagues, which is the Muppets. Either way. He has a daughter? He's from Sesame Street. Or it is a daughter. Now, this is two people, right? That's four people.

What's the inside of Snuffleupagus? Yeah, they haven't released the lore. I don't like anything. We've got to declassify the file. I don't like that. I don't like that picture at all. I knew you were going to click on it. I do.

Oh, wait, look. It's the Big Bird guy to the left, top left. Top left. Top left, top left, top left. That's the Big Bird guy. Oh, yeah, those are some pants. You can see the video. You can see the video screen.

Look, it's strapped to his chest. That guy looks deeply unhappy. Yeah. I would be, too. Well, he's just him. Right. He's not Big Bird. He's not the bird.

You know, once you put on... I was watching an interview with a mime, and he said that he can talk even if he's in his mime makeup it's once he puts on the gloves

he changes and that's probably like what that guy does he's got a split personality going on see that was that was one that was one again

I don't know why it was just first urge I feel like I'd punch him why? cause it's like it's just like shut up when I put on my gloves

I turn into it's like shut up it's an art form you bitch don't bitch me what are we looking at we just gave Jason free reign to how much money did big bird guy make that's a great question love that no way

no way 32 cents at his first show but now but now 300k over 300k a year playing big bird yeah yeah that's comeuppance because you making 32 cents at the first show and then you make 300k a year good for that guy isn't isn't fucking this on pbs we're paying this guy's 300 000 a year salary with our taxes he deserves did you see what he has to deal with he deserves it also So this is 2012. He's probably making more now. Did you watch Sesame Street as a kid? I did.

A lot of it. Yeah, me too. Actually. I liked it more than The Muppets. I didn't really get The Muppets. My dad loves The Muppets. Yeah. There are a lot of Muppets stands.

People love The Muppets. The Muppet movies. Adults love The Muppets. It's also because it's those shows where you have to make the kids, like the parents like it as the kids. And I think Sesame Street is super kiddy. But then you could graduate to The Muppets, and it's like kind of teeny, a little.

Yeah. Kind of teens. What kids show do you think most formed your personality? Certainly SpongeBob. SpongeBob? Yeah. Probably SpongeBob. SpongeBob's a good one.

So you were a Nick kid? Oh, for sure. Not a Disney or Cartoon Network kid? Oh, Cartoon Network, pretty big. Pretty big Cartoon Network. But they didn't have shows that. It's like, I watched Courage the Cowardly Dog. That show's terrifying.

That's not going to... Well, I do like horror now. That show's scary. You do like horror. That show. So maybe it did for... Like, it didn't act like a dog, but it probably did something weird to my brain. I think Drake and Josh, honestly, is a big one.

Yeah, but I feel like you're older by then, right? No? When did it come out? I don't even remember. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, we were pretty young still. Yeah? We were definitely not there.

Definitely not close to their age. No, no, no. That they were supposed to be in the show. What age were they supposed to be? I remember it was, like, the only show that I thought was saying bad words at the time because Megan kept calling them boobs. True. That's fair.

Ya boob. Ya boob. Yeah. I feel like Drake and Josh definitely resonated with parents of children of divorce, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, that's what they were. They're stepbrothers. What about the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, then?

I like that one. That resonated with twins. And single moms. And single moms, true. And black hotel managers. And people who live in a hotel. Is that a thing? Yeah.

People really live in a... But do you have to be rich to do that? Or is that someone who can't afford a place? They live in a hotel. No, you got to be rich. I think it's permanent residency, right? Yeah, there's a bunch of people who live in the plaza. Well, she performed there.

So she had a free stay, kind of. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, yeah. She worked there. But then how'd they get on a boat? Same shit, probably. I think they just went to school on the boat. I don't know the lore. Yeah, I don't either.

That was after we stopped. Also, it was not as good. No. I liked it. No. I mean, it was not as good. It was Scooby-Doo. You know what?

Oh, Scooby-Doo was a good one, too. I think the Sprouses will tell you that. Yeah, no. Well, one of them owns a coffee shop, and the other one has long hair. Riverdale. All right, we're getting the wrap up here. We've got to take some jello shots. We've got to take a lot of jello shots.

Oh, boy, oh, boy. And we'll see you there. Yes. If you join from this, message us on Patreon. You'll get a little message. True, and we'll send you a jello shot. That's not true. No, we're not going to do that.

That's not true. JT, tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at the Jballs. You can find me collecting coins. Really? No. What? When's the last time you collected a coin?

When's the last time you used a coin? Actually, you know what's funny? So one time in Models, I probably used a coin. This might be confessing to a crime, but I actively throw out pennies and nickels. First of all, actually in the garbage. Yeah, if I find a dime. That's crazy. If I find a dime, I'll keep it, but I don't want any nickels and pennies.

But also, actively means like, oh, I haven't thrown out a penny in a while. Let me go find a penny. I mean, you know this, I think. If I see a heads-up penny, I will always pick it up off the street. Why do I know that? Off the street. If I see a heads-up penny, and then I will take it home and throw it in the garbage. At least leave it for someone else to take.

Yeah. I wonder why his luck's so bad. He picks up all the luck, and he goes, don't need it. That should be worse luck. Yeah. You break seven mirrors. Once I feel as though the luck has been given, then I throw it in the trash.

You use it. You use it. You suck all the luck juice in. Yeah. Throw it away. Yeah, basically. You know what? Get him.

I don't know who will get him, but you know what? Get him. He deserves the crime. I'm sorry.