Picky Boys Podcast - Something FISHY About This Year's NAUGHTY or NICE!! - Picky Boys Podcast #351

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

NEW HOLIDAY MERCH OUT NOW! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's podcast, Danny, JT, & Antonio participate in the 1st instalment of Danny's Naughty or Nice this year! Then they discuss the return of the curse jar, getting trapped in a terrible parking predicament and an insurance case that caused an uproar! Leave a comment down below, and don't forget to order your merch before December 10th if you want it before Christmas!!! Join the Patreon Diamond Tier for 15% off merch- https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

No, honestly, if you didn't pick it, then I would have just eaten it for myself. It would have been, Danny's nice. Danny's like, oh yeah, can I have it for the budget? And he goes, yeah, it's just going to be my lunch. Listen, I wanted to, you told me to bump it up, make it better. I didn't mean spend it on eggs. I have never been squeezed in so much. Like, I should have taken a picture, honestly.

How do you not take a picture? I know, I really should have. It was impossible for me to get in on either side of the car. Is there ever a chance on the planet that you would order that at a restaurant? If I'm an insurance agent and this comes across my desk, I'm not going to launch an investigation, create a bunch of paperwork for myself. I'm just going to go, okay, yeah, Bear destroyed the car. Welcome back to the Picky Boys. Do you hear those bells?

Here comes the bells. The jingle bells. What song is that? Isn't that the Trans-Siberian Orchestra? Oh, shit. Is it Here Comes the Bells? No, no, no. I just needed words

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pays for the month itself as soon as you put in an order plus some. Just saying. Just saying. Just say that. That was a beautiful, beautiful,

that was a beautiful well orchestrated just got to get you that was beautiful self praise is better than no praise I had nothing I had crickets back there

it was great it was okay it was great alright so I'm also trying this yeah you're trying to stall stop stalling

I have a direct line of communication with Santa Claus and he sent me these so I do know what's inside them therefore I cannot pick this week's

Naughty or Nice by the way it's for those who are new here Naughty or Nice happens every single podcast in December and then

And this month, actually, on December 25th, Christmas itself, we're doing our mega Naughty or Nice. Yeah, I think it's the first year it actually lands on Christmas. Yeah, usually it's just the podcast before Christmas. And remember, we're gearing up to, like, December 27th is the sub-a-thon. Sure. So we're gearing up to that. We've announced that on the pod? I don't know, but now we just did.

Yeah, we have. All right. So I know what's inside them, so I cannot pick. It's a standard Naughty or Nice this time, so it's just one naughty, one nice. You two have to decide. We've got two scrolls as per use. Are we going to know what the other one is if we pick? No, not this week.

This box is all, what is this, a dresser from your room? Yeah. This box is all warped and ugly. We've used these for two years. We know it's not. Well, that one looks nice. I kind of want to go with the left here. What are you talking about?

Look at the top. This has some wood warping. Oh, I see. I spilled some water in here. I see, I see. So you want to go with this one? Oh, you want to go for the ugly one, the ugly duckling? I'm not getting the

Disparancy of how ugly these two Things are as much as you are they look both beautiful To me oh there's a chip in this One actually oh this ugly bitch Yeah let's go with this one oh no that one has more chips actually Now that I'm looking at it that one is that one's chipped in the front Danny doesn't take care of his things That's true you know what yeah

Let's just bag on that um Eenie Meenie Santa's toes If he hollers Now you're on the naughty list Danny is a little bitch Damn it, it's this one. All right, let's go with this one on the right here.

You want to do this one? Yeah. Oh, I didn't like the way he said that. I didn't like that either. You like this one. All right. The decision has been made. Can I read it?

No. Damn it. I did. The title is Something's Fishy. I wanted to go with the pretty one over here. But this is the nice. Oh, woo-hoo. Today you will be able to.

I mean, listen, this is nice. It might be the nice. We have to do it either way, even if you don't think it's nice. But today, we will be enjoying some caviar service. Oh, yeah. It's some crackers, some creme fraiche, and some caviar. You know what? I've never had caviar.

This is a good opportunity to try it. So this is the nice one, right? This is the nice. Of course it's nice. The nice one was caviar? It's a delicacy. People spend a lot of money on it. I wanted, you know, like a piece of fruit or a Kit Kat.

That's not nice. I mean. Thank you for picking out gluten-free crackers. I see you, Danny. Of course, of course. You got the brown rice snaps. You can tell as soon as you said crackers, JT was like, well, I guess I'm out of this. Have you ever had caviar?

Yeah. That sounds like you're not a fan. I'm not. Really? Yeah, I don't like it. Why is that? It's just really salty and gross. Oh, okay.

This is a sturgeon caviar. It's really salty and gross, you said? Yeah. we went to a place for Brian's birthday we went to a place because Brian's weird and fancy

and they served martinis and with caviar as like the garnish do you want to know what's in this one these crackers are really good yeah

you do yeah are you sure what's in that one if if if you if you

if we know I'm going to I'm going to put this one into the the big naughty or nice then if we no no

So I'm going to reveal it, and then this will be entered into the big knot of your nose. And if we don't reveal it, it's not? No, it will be entered. What is this one? Fish poop? What did we miss out on? What you missed out on is called Instantly Upset. We all would have picked a number, and then using just our mouths, we would have had to make these instant things. So this is instant coffee.

Coffee grinds in water. Make that in your mouth. This is instant ranch dip. Oh, my God. Make that in your mouth. And this one, this is going to be a good one. This is mashed potatoes. Oh, that looks so good.

You make that in your mouth. Cheddar and sour cream? It would have been very dry. I'd rather have that than the caviar. Cheddar, sour cream, potatoes? That would have actually been, yeah, instant upset. Very, very appropriate name. Thank you.

So that one will be or might be in the bigger one? Yes, one of those items will be in the big one so that you can look forward to that. Oh, one of them. Okay. Yeah, I don't want to do that. How's the cracker? It looks like the Eucharist. It's great.

It needs salt, but it tastes like a good church wafer. That's why, yeah. That's why. I just use the bigger word for it. You'll have salt. Oh, it came with a little spoon. I must have thrown that out. Whoopsie.

You used a little spoon there, right? What's that? That was for the creme fraiche. I don't know if you do. What the fuck is creme fraiche? Fresh cream. Oh. French cream.

No, fresh cream. But that might be French. French cultured cream. Kind of smells like yogurt. God, this sucks. Like, no part of this is good. I have gluten-free ass crackers. Oh, my God.

Can this guy stop complaining about fucking eating caviar? Cursed. Put it in the jar. That didn't happen yet. Oh, sorry. Jesus Christ. He's giving away everything. For Christ's sake.

Spoiler alert. All right. How much does that cost? No, it's fake caviar. No, it's not. Well, I'm just curious because... Blow out the budget. Caviar is expensive, right?

So how much does a little thing like that cost? Worry about it. Is it really that much? No, no. It's not that much. But it was... 20 bucks? How much of the budget was that?

It was about half the budget. Oh, my God. Wait, how much is it? Oh, my God. How much does a little fucking tiny thing of caviar cost? Hey, Curious, put it in the jar. Stop. You're revealing.

How much does it cost? This little tiny thing was $60. For the little fucking jar. And we almost didn't pick it? I would have included it in next week's Money Tonight. It's not going to waste. We almost didn't pick it. No, honestly, if you didn't pick it, then I would have just eaten it for myself.

That would have been, Danny's nice. Danny's like, oh, yeah, can I have it for the budget? And he goes, yeah, it's just going to be my lunch. Listen, I wanted to, you told me to bump it up, make it better. I didn't mean spend it on eggs. Fish eggs? Okay, well, fucking do it. This is the Picky Boys Caviar Taste Test.

He cursed, put it in the jar. Shut up. There's got to be cheaper caviar now. There is. There is not. Isn't there like orange ones? Those are probably the cheap ones. No, but that's salmon roe.

I'm not going to, that's not real caviar. Look at this fancy-ass motherfucker talking about which fish has the best eggs. I'll tell you this much. If I came on here and said, oh, we're having caviar, and then I put bum-ass salmon roe on these crackers, somebody in the comments would have called me out. It looks like you could make a mini little boba tea. It does look like that. Can I get the cream?

What does a cream fraiche taste like? Is it, like, sweet, or is it more— I have no idea. I was really hoping it tasted like cream cheese, but I don't think it's gonna. It does smell like yogurt. It smells like yogurt. It's a cultured cream, which I think is kind of what yogurt is. I can show you a cultured cream.

This has... I don't want too much cream. I want to really try the caviar. You're going to taste the caviar. This has zero smell appeal. Zero. We'll see. Listen, this is what...

What do you mean, we'll see? You just smelled it. This is what the elites eat. Don't you want to be elite? No. No, I don't. Well, let's see if it's worth the hype. Dink it.

Dink it. picky boys try white sterling caviar all right I think just it's not bad I put too much of the cream on I think I had a look like yes but wait yeah no I had a perfect combo I like that a lot actually yeah you have another one you might as We'll use it. Yeah, give me one more. Give me one more. Let me literally try it.

I'm going to change up my cream ratio a little bit. Oh, God, we're getting the caviar and the cream. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think, JT? I'll tell you what. I had this in my martini. It was much worse. It was much worse.

Why would you? That sounds like a waste of caviar, kind of. This guy doesn't listen to any story I ever say. You know martini? I said it five minutes ago. Here. He did. This guy just, you know what he does?

He's like, okay, I'm not talking. I'm not talking. I can't wait to talk. I can't wait to talk. Oh, it's silence talk. You know how frankly it is? I've set up a thing here, and I have to focus entirely on that. So exactly what I just said.

I didn't hear you. Can I get the caviar, please? Fuck no. He doesn't get it. Jason, you want it? Come on. Come try a little. $12 worth right there.

Yeah, this is like $18 worth of caviar. I feel like an asshole. By the way, this was the cheap one. I hate this. And they were all one ounce. This is one ounce of caviar. It does kind of just taste like salt. Like this, it tastes like salt, yeah.

I tried to bite with just the cream, and then I tried to bite with the eggs, and it kind of just added an element of salt, really. I've never had caviar. He's never had caviar. That's not enough. You can't put that whole crack in your mouth then. Here we go. That's not enough.

No, it's enough. I think you need more cream, maybe. I mean, just try that. Oh, you need a, oh, not decent. Oh my God. Well, you guys all of a sudden don't like it. The first one, I had a much better ratio. Too much caviar on that one.

It's definitely about the ratio. Yeah. He's throwing up over there. Mine was delish. Honestly, that was mine was that, that the cream ratio was way better. He put three eggs on it and he's throwing up. I didn't throw up. i mean i'll tell you it's definitely not like anywhere close enough to the money to be absolutely

not it's not it's not tell you that much there's no world where i would buy i don't care if i have a billion dollars i'm still not buying that and i mean to be fair if there's some kind of i don't know high society person in the chat they might say well that's shitty caviar which may be true i did buy it at uh whole foods so i mean i don't know but i but i just i i do think that there's just no world in which it's worth it it's like your bit you are paying for like expensive salt kind of that's really what it feels like you're playing for um textured bubbly egg salt i should have mentioned this before i do have a fish allergy does that count as fish no they're you'll be fine i don't know i guess we'll find out by the end of the episode if i start a fish

allergy yeah i don't exactly know what type of fish but i've eaten fish a handful of occasions and gotten allergic reactions to cod specifically, I know. Okay. Triggered me. The cod triggered him. But I've had like tuna and then not had a reaction, so I don't know which. How about you tell your body to stop being so weird?

Yeah. Because what is that about? JT's going to have a shock collar intolerance soon. It's just every bad thing we do here. Well, this is a good thing. But every bad thing we do here. But yeah, that's the Pinky Boys Try Caviar. Danny, you know what this was?

I'm glad I tried it. Do you know what this was? Danny just always wanted to try caviar. I've had caviar before. Danny's always wanted to try caviar twice, and then he goes, how do we get it done? Can you explain why salmon roe? Why is that shit caviar and it doesn't count? How does that work?

It's still fish eggs, no? It could be good caviar. It is, but it's just like, well, first of all, it's not caviar prices by any means. An ounce and a half of salmon roe was like $10. Get that one. Also, I've had salmon roe in sushi, and it's just not, it doesn't taste any, it's not like this at all. Wait, wait, time out. What was it?

So there is, it's called salmon caviar, but I think that's more of a branding thing. Oh, is that the salmon farms? And it is salmon babies. They look like kind of like little orange bobas, but they're bigger than this. They're probably like this big, each one. Oh, that's too big. And they have like a saltier taste, but it's just, this is, when I think of caviar, I definitely think of sterling caviar. And how, for anyone who hasn't tried it, how do you describe what we just ate?

I'm going to have to take a little bit just like... No, just take a spoonful. Again, to me, it really didn't taste like much more than salt with a little bit of flavor. I don't know. I think when you get a lot of it, you really do start to get the fish, I think. I didn't really get a fishy taste.

Here we go. I mean, it is good. It just tastes salty and it has a fishiness to it, but it's not like overly fishy. I can see why people like it. So back to the – so at Brian's birthday with the caviar martini, I was at the – I was sitting next to him at dinner, and I was looking at the menu, and I heard him order a drink, and I heard him say martini. And I went, oh, you know what? Martini sounds good.

I was like, can I have one that does the same thing he's having? He didn't tell me. He didn't tell me that it was a caviar thing. So it comes with the martini glasses, and then – That one's on you. And then how is that on me? If he orders something and you say that sounds good, I'll have one as well. You cannot blame him for what he ordered.

If you ordered like a sugar piss daiquiri and I wasn't paying attention, I would at least say, you like that? I would at least say that. And you'd be like, what? First of all, I mean, you're stupid for ordering a martini anyway. Those suck. Martini suck. How about just, I can't do this with you. I can't do this with you.

But either way, it came and there was like a lemon peel boat and a bunch of caviar on it. and uh what also he didn't tell me is that the martini doesn't come with the caviar it's you it's a 15 addition to it that i feel like i should have been told that one maybe someone somewhere should have told me that either the waiter brian somebody charged you 15 to ruin your martini yeah he tried to be 15 to piss salt eggs in my martini i'm not gonna lie i'm really getting into this now. Yeah, Danny's really... See, this is why he did this.

This is why he did it. Yeah, we gotta take that food away from him. Yeah, we gotta take this away. It's too crunchy over there. No, it's just like when you get the right... It doesn't smell good.

When you get the right balance, it really is a pretty delicious bite. It doesn't smell good. The taste was very familiar and I can't put my finger on it and when I smell it... It tastes like fish now.

I mean, it smells like fish now. That one, it does. It smells a little ocean-y for sure, but it's not fishy. The tiniest bit. No, it's more... I'm so sorry.

It smells like the ocean and not like fish. I'll be honest. It's more cheesy than anything. Oh. Well, that's crazy. I don't know. You don't think this smells like a cheese? Like, if you smelled the thing of cheese, a new cheese you never tried, and it smelled

like that, you wouldn't be like... It definitely... It doesn't smell fishy. It's the slightest... It smells like cheese? Yeah, a little bit. It doesn't smell like fish. A little bit of cheese.

Stop saying that. Answer my question. A little bit of cheese. Okay, he's... I can see a cheesiness. I can get a cheesiness. Give me that back. Give me that back right now.

Think... Imagine cheese. Imagine cheese. No, it tastes like if you dumped I can't, my brain. It smells like if you dumped if it rained

and then you accidentally put salt in it. It smells like it rained after they prepare for ice in the street. I also get the creme fraiche that little smoothness. I like it. Would you stop eating the goddamn crackers? I'm sorry. Would you stop eating the goddamn crackers?

I like it. I'm glad we picked nice today. You thought something's fishy. I knew everybody that would catch you off guard there. Oh, but there's nothing fish about it, apparently, according to you. I mean, I didn't say there's nothing fish about it. They are fish eggs. Disgusting.

It's so weird that we take fish and we go, hey, give me your eggs. Yeah. But we do that with chickens, too, and I love a good egg. Love eggs, dude. So, yeah, there goes the entire budget. Because I was looking at the budget for today, and even when you opened that, I'm like, how is it? Whatever. It doesn't matter.

Well, and this is only week one, right? This is not for me. I'm glad I tried it. No, yeah. Where else would you have tried this? You wouldn't try that at a restaurant. Well, I'll let you know this much. Because I was planning all these feature ones, and I'm thinking,

eh, I'm going to spend money in somewhere, and usually I'll probably spend money on the bad things. So I wanted to have one good thing to spend money on. Come on. You've got to splurge a little bit here. No, it's fair. It's fair. It's fair, for sure.

But yeah, is there ever a chance on the planet that you would order that at a restaurant? Again, it would be like this. I'm not talking about the taste. This was before this. I'm talking about like the price. Oh. Because the price at a restaurant would be worse. The price would be probably like $20 and you would get like .2 ounces of it.

Yeah, this. Well, no, of course it's always better to buy it yourself. Yeah. It would have to be, I never tried it. You want to split it with me? I kind of want to just see what the hype's about. I can't split .1 out. I will split .1 out.

You can't split three eggs in that. I just had one cracker with one thing. That's what they would... You can't split that. I'm splitting it. I don't know. I was kind of interested, you know, in, like, what are the differences between these, like... Because they just kept getting more expensive and not getting bigger at all.

So I don't know what the difference necessarily is. Yeah, I don't think that's... Like, that's not fair. There's no way it tastes that different. Because you could have five wine bottles in front of you, the same volume, and... I know, but wine just seems more in-depth to me, you know? I don't know. I disagree.

I feel like, you know, you could get a steak from Costco and then a Wagyu steak at a restaurant. It's like, oh, it's meat, but that one was massaged. Because all of the standard caviar was sterling, which I think is the fish. If it's not the fish, what is it? Silver? I don't fucking know. Sterling silver? Jesus Christ.

All right, anyway. Is caviar one of those things that, like, they used to just throw it away? It was kind of just a byproduct? Probably. We want fish, and, you know, you catch a pregnant one, you go, ah, get rid of this egg sack. Just throwing away hundreds of dollars. Thousands, I guess. Yeah, before they knew that, oh, if we put these in a different pond, we could have more fish.

You know what? If we put it in a little jar, little tiny jar, we can sell it for 20 times as much as the fish itself. When you really think about it, caviar is a fish fucking business. They want their They want horned up fishes Hmm Does anybody Does anybody

I'm just I'm just saying He's not He didn't say anything false That's true Does anybody really What do we Um

I mean in a way I guess that's farming in general Yeah that's what I'm saying Like which Which business is not In the animal Wait what Making love business

Name two Well Here we go Chicken eggs aren't fertilized So you don't want them to be fucked Otherwise it becomes It becomes Put it in the jar

It becomes Balut. Oh, by the way. JT owes at least four bucks. We are bringing back all of December and on Patreon.com, the podcast. Patreon.com says Picky Boys. The Danny curse jar. If anybody curses, we're going to put a dollar in this jar. What happens at the end of the month?

Dinner? Drinks? Yeah. You got to do something with it. And this is definitely not because YouTube's kicking our butt with our swearing and everything. We didn't seem to care about that because right after YouTube gave us a warning, we did the After Dark Tapple episode, which was just about, I don't want to put money in the curse jar, but it was about things. No, at the end of the day, at the end of the year, we're going to give this to Jason, and then he's going to use it to buy his drinks. Oh, yeah, I like that.

We'll give it to Jason as a thank you. And then he's going to use it to buy his drinks. Yeah, but every time he curses, we take a dollar out. I'm not going to curse. Not going to curse. All right. Do you even have money to put in the jar? I know he doesn't.

I don't. I've got a $5 bill and a $1 bill, so I've got six curses on me today. You've got six curses on you? See, the problem is this is what the curse jar does. Well, you've got to start it with one. I mean, come on. You think it helps, and it never helps. What counts as a curse?

Oh. Anything that would get demonetized on YouTube. So a damn or a hell is fine. No, that's fine. Crap? Damn and hell is fine. Crap's fine. Crap's fine.

What about a sheet? I don't really want it. That's fine. No, he said S-H-E-E-T. I said sheet. Sheet of paper. Okay. So sheet counts?

I don't like that rule, honestly. I think sheet. How about you go fruck yourself? No, no, no. Way too fruck is fruck. Pay up, buddy. Pay up. That's not a curse.

Now you've got to pay up. Way too fruck. Go look up fruck in the dictionary. If we do YouTube captions, it's saying that word. Because that's, no, that counts. Put it in. Put it in. Also, I don't know if a tidbit of information, that is the first jar we used that I saved.

That's true. We did this, I don't know, probably the first year of the podcast. First year of the podcast. So if you remember this from the first year, comment down below. If you remember that from the first year, I'm happy you're still fucking here. Put it in there. Put it in there. I will say I was shopping today.

What is this for? You can have one curse. Oh, yes. Use it wisely. You're like somebody's parent. Go use it. Spend it wisely. You can have one curse.

You go to the store, you can have one curse. But I went to the store today And I got fucking There's no way That was a bit I swear to god There's no way It was not

I only have five dollars Can you make change Yeah now you just have to do four more Now I have to break it Yeah but there's There's um Interest So you only get four dollars

For those five This will make you curse more It's my exchange rate Um so I was in a store Ah I was going to the store And I was parking It's just a store Sorry I was going to the store

I was parking and uh we know when i got there there was a guy who was kind of along the lines the parking lines you know he's a little bit over so i had to go subsequently a little bit over park there do my shopping come back i have never been squeezed in so much like i i should have taken a picture honestly how do you not take a picture i know i really should have it was it was impossible for me to get in on either side of the car i was like what am i gonna do i was so concerned and there's people like there's people it was a very busy day and so there's people like behind me who are like are you leaving i'm trying to get the parking spot i was like i can't get in get in sorry

you know the uh the trunk you can put down the back seat you're gonna have to go through there yeah how'd you get in that's exactly what i did oh my god that's first of all you did not oh my dude i had that i was first i looked around for people for like 10 for 10 minutes i nobody's coming i have i have a turkey with me and i that's for a different reason yeah you already saw that and uh i didn't know what to do and as you know my trunk is a second storage container for me i have a lot of shit in my trunk yeah for danny to get through his trunk how i'm picturing it without taking it out it would be like one of those cave divers you know like like in the devil's hole or whatever it is yeah no what i did was i put everything from one side of the trunk

onto the left side of the trunk, narrowed out, burrowed out a hole for myself, like a squirrel or mole or something. It was definitely a burrow because I've seen your trunk and it had to be a burrow. That's the only way. How do you not record yourself doing this?

And then I'm going through. You should have did it like the caveman. I can only imagine the people driving down in the parking lot just see a trunk with somebody's legs sticking out of it. I finally get there. Honestly, getting from the back seat

into the front seat was also kind of a lot because it was just like it's just hard it's just very hard and then I'm backing out the guy comes immediately

it's just like it never ever works life never happens correctly ever you could have waited an hour and then went fuck it I'm doing it and the guy would have came

right after go fuck yourself no now you need another dollar now you need another dollar that's on me that was on me no

no yeah you could have waited an hour to do it and when he Once you got in through the trunk, which was psychotic, by the way. What was I supposed to do? I needed to leave. I had places to be.

I'm not saying you had another choice. Sometimes you're forced to be a psychopath, but you're still a psychopath. And by the way, it wasn't for a lack of trying. I opened the car door and slightly pressed it to his car, and I just couldn't get it. It was that close. God, you got to set your brain on picture mode. You need to take pictures of that. I know.

How long until you had the idea of the trunk thing? I had the idea almost immediately, and I said, I'm not going to do this. Come on. I'm not going to be that guy. I'm not going to do this. I'll be honest. If I was the guy on the driver's side, and I walked out, and I saw Danny's leg sticking out, I might have waited. He was just filming.

Yeah, yeah. I might have waited 10 minutes. And then when you're halfway into the trunk, like really in there, I've been like, oh, you want me to move? Also, it was, I mean, obviously, it was two gigantic trucks. Right. Like, small penis trucks. For sure. That counts.

That does not count. Well, of course you want it to count. It's a biology term. If it's in a science textbook, it does not count. Micropenis is a medical condition. Exactly. Trust me. I would know.

That's what all those textbooks say. I've tried to get the diagnosis reversed many times. Have you ever entered a car through a trunk? Or exited one, maybe? I don't know. What happens to you on a daily? I wouldn't even put myself in that position. But this is why you need a sunroof.

Hop through the sunroof. Yeah. I think I'd rather do the trunk. No. First of all, you can't even open your sunroof without getting in your car. You can have it in the button. Convertible. That's what you need.

And then I'm going to drop down? Yeah, like Mission Impossible. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not as weird as you having to move your whole house from your trunk and burrow through like you're a cave diver. That's true. Sunroof's worse. No way that's sunroof. I'm burrowing.

I think it is worse. I'm going through. This is what they call the lemon squeeze, and I'm vlogging the whole thing, and I'm squeezing through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put the GoPro. Also, closing the trunk was difficult as well. I feel like you should have just backed out a little bit and then got out. Well, there was just so much stuff.

I didn't want it all to fall out. Wait. You closed it? Yeah, of course. all right now i now i actually don't believe i crawled through i'm now i'm in the back seat and now i flip myself around and just pop down that was easy i doesn't your car have a thing where if the keys are in the trunk it won't close yes but what you just put the keys over there so you put the keys in the in the front during the in the little dish and then he put in the

dish crawled back oh man pulled the trunk down i'm trying i'm just kind of it was it was it was a low moment in my life honestly i'm trying to wrap my head around how much money i would i would pay at least 14 caviar's to watch danny do that again honestly it was it was so ridiculous i would not be surprised if it's on somebody's like facebook page i mean i would i would take where was this it was in the stop and shop parking lot we got to get that security footage i'm going i'm going i'm going to get that security footage i'm gonna see if they can oh my god if i got that security footage that'd be the funniest thing ever i'm gonna look for it i'll put it on i'll figure it out i could also i mean if you want me if you really want me to maybe i could do it like

a reenactment i don't want you to do a reenactment uh okay you know is there still a burrow or has it been closed up i mean i it's it's there you can definitely see one side was favored but i pushed a lot of the stuff to the side he covered up his tracks after he covered his hole well i just need i had more stuff so i needed to put i need to make room for the turkey Yeah, that's true. How'd you get the turkey in there? I just put it on top of the shit. This is so shit.

This is weak. Jason's going to be rich at the end of this. That's at least a whole bottle Captain Morgan's going to be in there for free for Jason. Hell yeah. Hell doesn't count. No, hell does not count. Why is it hell? That's not a textbook.

Well, you said damn crap. Yeah. Crap's in a textbook. Hell? Which textbook is that? Crap is in a textbook. What textbook? I don't know.

i gotta read jt's micro penis book again it might be all right well uh any news yeah local man gets into trunk of car yeah let's do a news and uh get out of here a human in bear suit was used to defraud insurance companies officials say footage of a bear rifling through luxury cars was submitted to insurance company which paid out 140 000 but something seemed off yeah so i think this was fuck oh shit yeah so this is this is the bear suit it's all right jason cursed it's a wash it's a wash dollar jason did i yeah careful jason you're losing you're losing the bills over here yeah this is the suit uh you know looking in from here it doesn't look too good i don't know i don't see how an insurance company or anybody would be

fooled at all well it's on the ground it also that is true but those claws look at those look like kitchen utensils. They are. They're shredders. You don't see that part. Yeah, you don't see the claws. Is there a video? Yeah, there's a video, Jason. There is a video. Alright, let's watch the video first. Yeah, yeah. Let's watch the video first. I'll be the judge. These people claimed

that a bear damaged their car and they filed insurance claims based on it and they submitted a video along with their claim. So multiple cars. This bear went to multiple cars quote-unquote and destroyed the interior and exterior. all right let's see so you tell me you're gonna see the claws from this point of view

okay off rip it looks really good this is what i was gonna say it looks pretty good wait keep watching um keep watching oh no oh no oh no also why wouldn't okay right there right here you're still great still no getting worse still now it's okay still fine nah there it is There it is The movements are quite human like There it is And you see his ass It's every joint movement

That makes it weird And he just opened the car Right there it looks Really good And then what does he do He takes the claws And just scratches the seats That's what he's doing

Those hand movements right there Okay Oh my god That is Strikingly similar to me Getting into the car by the way I'm not gonna lie to you I thought this was gonna

I thought this was gonna be A big elaborate prank And Jason was just gonna Show the footage But dude they they i think they pulled this off too because didn't they they did it for like four cars and they got away with three of them or something and then the fourth caught on and then obviously they all got notified yeah no they paid out uh so this happened in southern california it says

uh it was three different insurance companies okay and they collectively paid out 140 000 so they did pay out and then they realized something seemed off and investigated only Yeah, only one of the companies reported the video. Why not put a real bear in the car? That's expensive. Leave food in your car? Like, leave the window cracked? Yeah.

Or just leave it open a little bit. That's a good point, too. Wait, how does one make money from this? Because now you just have a damaged car. I actually don't understand this scheme. Maybe they got a guy who, you know, reupholsters cars. and he but why would he talk about the payout i know but i'm saying like the payout is for to fix the car now well yeah sure why would you can reupholster on the cheap then you can keep

the dividend you know but why he's saying they got a guy yeah to do it for cheap and they're just but there's no way you can convince an insurance company that it's going to cost 140k right are they taking out over the four cars 140 divided by four collectively so 50 no 40 no 30 five it's like luxury cars like 35 grand to reupholster it and they're saying it i just don't really get the scheme i don't understand how you make money let's read it read it oh it was a rolls royce yeah that'll do it now we're getting there rolls royce um so it's a luxury car upon further scrutiny of the video that makes you determine the bear was actually a person dude getting caught doing this is the funniest part i think to me it's it seems like they said

that the um clearly a human in a bear suit that's what it says it seems like the the scratches were the actual smoking gun here yeah i think they were perfectly parallel like even scratches and that's again this is my point they almost got away with it if dude if they did that video a little better a little like why be on camera for even that long they just needed to be like 30 seconds a little bit of movement and then bro if they just that one shot of the bear going in You'd be like, oh, yeah, for sure. And then scratches. And, you know, you could take a plier, bend the claws a little bit,

just make them a little sporadic. Yeah. Not just look like meat grinders. How is this a four-man job? Four people get arrested for this. Well, four cars, right? I thought it was, oh, yeah. Yeah, it was probably one guy, and it worked,

and then he was like, guys, I got something really good for you here. Dude, I'm cooking up something you guys won't believe. Me in a bear suit. There's a $50,000 bond. investigators consulted a biologist at the californian department of fish and wildlife that's when you know it's over oh yeah once you bring the biologist dude i would love being the detective or the investigator that comes in and goes so which one he was in the suit dude that'd be the dude love that the insurance company said the operate it was called operation bear claw

yeah that's easy that's easy that's cool that's too easy that's cool that's too easy they were they were dealing with a particularly dexterous bear and the other one was that's true and the other one was a mercedes-benz yeah two the other two were two rolls no a rolls royce two mercedes-benz god damn why how about here's an idea don't do this by the way i've never seen mercedes-benz plural mercedes-benzes how do you spell it never either b-e-n-z-e-s I figured it was like what you said It's just like, it already is plural Like, here's a few Mercedes-Benz

When did I say that? Just like, we're talking about Mercedes-Benz Oh, I said two Mercedes-Benz Yeah I guess, yeah, I wouldn't have said Benzes Wow, Danny's listening now, look at that The three times they got away with it Do you think the insurance agents just, like

They watched the video, barely paid attention And just passed it off Or do you think that a guy got it and went What the fuck is this? You know what, this is not worth my time And then just He's got to put in a dollar I owe a dollar

And then they just like I don't have a dollar I don't know what to tell you You got Next podcast You got to come with dollars Yeah If you don't

If you don't come prepared to pay If I'm an insurance agent And this comes across my desk I'm not Going to launch an investigation Create a bunch of paperwork For myself I'm just going to go

Okay yeah Bear destroyed the car Also I'm sure it happens a lot too Also over At first Before it racked up to 140 I'm sure at first

It was okay Like this is just Just pass this along. I don't want to do the paperwork, you know? Yeah. What a sinister way to end this article, by the way. Humans have often blamed bears for their crimes. Just this fall, people sought to frame bears for the killings in Tennessee and Montana.

Yeah, good comparison. Bears getting a bad rap. Yeah, bears catching a lot of strays out here. That is such a funny sentence to write as a journalist, just one line. Humans have often blamed bears for their crimes. How are we going to end this article? and the person just goes, I got this. Either way, JT, tell them where to find you.

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Come on, baby. Jason, did you put it in last week? What? I didn't put it in once. I think I put it in once. You put it in once? Why didn't you? All right.

I understand. Jason likes to have the three at the bottom here. So put those three. Wait. Picky Boys on TikTok. The Picky Boys on TikTok. Sure.