Picky Boys Podcast - Spending Our Life Savings On Apple VR! - Picky Boys Podcast #278

Episode Date: June 11, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss Apple's new vision pro headset, Canadian smoke polluting NYC, and how long trips somehow feel shorter! Let us know if you'd buy a VR headset in the future down below! Thanks for watching! New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/ #pickyboys #278

I mean, to be fair, to your credit, you were right. That did sound very dumb, to your credit. That's not like an accomplishment. That's not impressive, that sentence alone. Sick, Apple. Not only would I, but there would be billions of people that if I didn't do it, I'd be attacked. I can't swim up 10 stories holding my breath.

No, and now you're getting thrashed around by a building. We just need like $11,000 for all of us to get one. Yeah, we might as well all get one at that point. You might as well put it in the parley for all of us to get one. Hey. Oh, hey. Oh. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast.

Rock on, dude. Let's start off here. I've got a Ghost Energy Bubblicious Bubblegum Strawberry Flavor. A little taste test here. Smells really much. That was a smells test, baby. Smell that. That smells like bubblegum.

It really does. Well, you know we're not sponsored by them, right? Not yet. It's bubblegummy. It smells good. It's a nice smell. I've taken the first sip. Okay.

All right. Well, that's... Okay. Oh, God. I hate it. It tastes just so fake to me. Very bubblegummy, though. Wow.

What do you think? Out of 10. Out of 10. So, well, are we judging it out of accuracy or out of flavor? Two different ones. Accuracy. 11 out of 10. 9 out of 10.

I'd say 9 out of 10. It's definitely 11 out of 10. The fact that I can't chew it is the only thing that makes this not bubble gum. That's not fair. That's not fair at all. But yeah. And the flavor, it's a little bit of an obnoxious flavor. I would probably say it's a 7 out of 10, maybe 6.5.

The whole thing is an obnoxious thing. Well, either way. Yeah. Go, Ghost Energy. Go, Ghost Energy. What's going on in your world, in your orange world over here? In our orange world. For anybody who's not on the East Coast, there is, or specifically Northeast, there is a Canadian forest fire, eh?

And it is fucking burning and making New York City a fucking smokestack. Yeah, I get it. We made fun of the Canadians so much that they decided to set their whole home on fire to ruin it for us. How about this? Yeah, just set a light on fire. No, it's actually completely terrifying in reality. The air quality number, we're at 155 and slowly rising, which isn't great. Apparently, if you hit 500, it's just not good.

Yeah, there are areas near us, too, that are like 250, which is crazy because it's like a couple miles away, and that area is at 250. Yeah, I don't know how wind works or like elevation or air pockets, you know, just a big smoke pocket caught somewhere. I don't know. I feel like it's really stuff like this makes you hyper aware of how, like, close and connected we all are.

We aren't. We are pretty close to Canada. It is really, really far away, especially where the fires started, at least. We are very far away. That's what makes it scary. I know, but it's apparently not that far, you know? It's coming around.

It's so close. Again, couldn't really be further. Oh, we could be further. We could be a lot further. I guess we could be in, like, Argentina, I suppose. Or, I mean, in Australia, I think that's the furthest place. Is that further? Is that furthest?

I mean, I don't think this thing could go over the water. Imagine being on a boat and just seeing a cloud of smoke coming off the coast or something. It's like, is the whole continent on fire? Yeah. We're a tiny planet. It definitely could go over the water. There's a bug flying around me. Is that what's getting you?

Yeah. Bug tea? Because, you know, with the ocean currents and the wind currents and this and that. I don't think the ocean currents make the smoke move. Well, isn't the ocean current the same as the wind current? It's like they kind of affect each other. No, the moon affects the oceans. The moon's not affecting this Canadian smoke, baby.

Tell the moon to bring the smoke the other way. That would be nice. The wind definitely affects the ocean current for sure. Yeah, for sure. It's also moon first. In reality, it's the same then. It's also where the ocean water is like warmer and colder because I think the warm water will naturally,

the heat will transfer to the cold area, so it'll make a current that way. Either way. That's too science-y. Either way. That one's too science-y. Once we start hearing, like, oh, yeah, there's a bad fire in Europe, that's why it's smoggy today.

That's terrifying. That's a big fire. That's a big fire. That's a big fire. A lot of big, big fire. That's a big, big fire. It smells like a campfire. You're not supposed to breathe in, but I like the smell.

Danny was sniffing out there. I was sniffing. It smells good. It smells like, ooh, a summer campfire. I didn't even really know there were fires going on in Canada until a couple days ago when it affected me, obviously. I don't care about anyone else's bubble. But the point, like, I walked out, and I smelt just, you know, the same thing.

And I thought either first, you know, the first thought, you run through it. Am I on fire? No. Is the house on fire? No. And then I'm like, oh, there must be a building on fire in New York City or something real bad. He did say that. He said, there's got to be, like, down the blocks, there's got to be a fire.

There's got to be a fire. And then I didn't. House fire. And my last guess, as I went out my radius, would have been Canada. My last guess. See, I don't think this, but you can tell by the smell. Shut the fuck up. If a house burns down, it's a different smell.

It's a different smoky smell. This is the most egregious thing I've ever said. It truly is. It's a different smoke. Oh, it smells like mostly concrete and door frames. What are you talking about? I'm telling you, if a house burns down, you can tell a fire, like, oh, that's a burned down home smell.

Should we talk about the new product that's going to change society as we know it? Oh, jeez. This is going to be another one I'm sure Antonio won't like. My response to. Let's hear it. Is there anything Antonio likes my response to, actually? Why don't you drink more of that, good mood Dan? Calm down over there.

Talking about Apple? Yeah, I don't know what it's called, actually. I have no idea what it's called. Vision Pro. Vision Pro. It looks fucking awesome. Does it improve your vision? It looks amazing.

This is the Apple's version of kind of augmented reality. It's these glasses you put on, and you could essentially function like an iPhone or a Mac using your hands and this augmented reality goggles. The way I hate, I truly do hate Apple's marketing all the time. Like, I hate it. Why? I feel like they just always show something cool, but very much lie about it. First of all, it's called AR, right?

Augmented reality. It's AR VR, they've been saying. AR VR, right? But they're throwing in these things that just, it's not, essentially. Like, it looked like augmented reality from the commercial 100%. If I didn't know the name or anything, that's what it looked like, yes or no? Oh, yeah, for sure. And it's not.

It's not. It basically is. What does basically is mean? It has the, when you look through it, you're looking at the room you're in, but they put like screens and shit in the room you're in. It's AR. It's augmented reality. Why is it not?

Because it's not the room. Isn't that the whole point? Because it's actually not the room. Like if I like hit a button and I simulate the room, whatever, that's not the room. That's not what it's doing though. Is that not what it's doing? It has no glass. I mean it's taking a picture of the room essentially.

Apparently, it takes pictures of the room or videos of the room and then puts that in your goggles. So for all intents and purposes, it is AR. But that's like saying then the Oculus is AR. No, it's not. No, but the Oculus doesn't do that. But it can do that.

Oh, the Oculus can do that, but it doesn't... It has a pass-through mode, but it's only black and white. And you never use it. It's not even being framed this way. It doesn't... They never sell it as, oh, you can see your things around you

and there's a screen on it. Like you're in the Oculus world full-fledged when you're in Oculus. That's only for safety reasons, really. I understand it's not a one-to-one of the Oculus, but there is something where you can do that. Okay, if you want to call it not AR, that's fine. For every intent and purpose, it is AR. It functions exactly the same.

They also call it in the trailer, they're like, it's the first Apple product that you don't look at, you look through. Which is like, is that supposed to be? That's not like an accomplishment. That's not impressive. that sentence alone sick apple but yeah it's but you know anytime apple releases a new like a new product it's pretty it's pretty you know um important like like they don't they don't release like new products very often i think the last one was probably like 2015 airpods yeah airpods or the

uh the headphone version of those you know what i mean the headphone version of what like they have over-ear AirPods. I forgot what they're called. It's like a headset. It's like an Apple Pro. I don't know. I think it looks super cool. $3,500 is the price tag. That's what everybody's talking about. I mean, an Oculus Quest

is like $200. That's the thing. I actually think it does look very cool. I think it'd be really fun to use. I don't think there's any way you could convince me to buy it for $3,500. I just think it's right. I feel like they were deciding if we release this now or do we make release the cooler one that they're definitely shooting for in four years

i feel like they're right there where it will be see-through completely very tiny yeah but every apple person will buy both if if if i get one we'll review it on here obviously oh for sure yeah or maybe i'll just wear it every podcast so you can just see the vision of the screen of my eyes they're trying so hard to make it seem like it is look through well i also think But that part is important, too, because that is my biggest critique of VR in general, is that I can't see anything, and I don't know if somebody's looking at me, and it freaks me out. And this promises to, if someone comes up to you, they pass into your vision. That's cool. Well, am I touching distance already?

Do I already have you? I don't know. If I already got you. they gotta start coming out with like movies too that that have a vr version you know they'll release it and they'll release it in you know standard definition or hd and then they'll release it in vr where you're like in the movie scene oh man i feel like that'd be so nauseating you know they have uh they have roller coaster vr things really yeah i think that's sea world it was it was a three four years ago when they were doing this which is kind of crazy i wonder

but they update it now but you could choose to have the headset on or not kind of disgusting honestly all these people putting your

it was kind of I had to do it just to try it but I felt icky the whole time but you know it's a SeaWorld roller coaster

so I'm like you're going underwater in a submarine you see a big crack and shit while you're zooming around that sounds cool yeah it was alright

but my point to where I was getting at is the only ride that almost immediately ever made me want to throw up if you're watching

now there's a fast-paced movie in vr and you're like oh god vin diesel's jumping over oh the rock you can't like you'll throw up isn't that just a consequence of our processing power is not fast enough so there's always a slight delay on vr headsets maybe that's something that we could do away with when computers are better oh man at that point aren't they you're essentially in it right you're if it's if it's so good to where you're like a one-to-one to your eyes the technology is you could go to fucking you could travel at light speed at that point well there's definitely a millisecond threshold that you can pass

where people now can no longer notice the difference because I'd say something like 25 milliseconds which is like you know

milliseconds a thousandth of a second 25 milliseconds you can notice a slight delay on I mean you definitely can JT's a frame rate whore yeah like when you're

gaming and shit if you but when if you're at like a 5 millisecond threshold that's probably that's probably might as well be instant

let's say let's say when JT first got his monitor let's say the max you can, for frame rate, was 150 frames per second. Let's just say it. I would be watching him play, and he would be, no, not right. Something's not right.

You saw that? You see this little flick, and I go like, what are you talking about? He's like, I think this is 149 frames per second. I can't play this game. That's what you did to me once. You did that to me one time. No, it would be like like it would be like 80 when it's supposed to be

144. No. No, you're lying to me. You are lying to me because i would have been like okay that's a big difference that's almost half that's a big difference it i swear to god i swear to god all right fine i'll give it to you you might have said 147 but it was it was an egregious egregious thing like uh the nintendo switch is supposed to run at 60 i think oh and like xbox's playstations are all supposed to run at 60 right so this thing's running at 80 but it should my computer but it should be running at 144 that's what it was so instead of being at my hyper gamer level i was at xbox pc or xbox uh ps1 he went it was

literally i don't know if anybody's seen the incredibles the scene where dash puts like the tack on the teacher's thing he's like and the teacher's going crazy he's like no he moves right there that's what you look like i'm sure it was crazy yeah no i'm not a frame rate whore like that it affects it man it really does it affects your performance but there are i mean not the buffering bubble circle. What about that? There have been times where I was watching Teen Wolf one time and it was one of those things where for every one

minute that the TV show would play, it would be three minutes of loading. And, you know, not much makes me want to blow my brains out, but after four rotations of that, I was considering it. There's something about just bad internet that it could

make you kick a kid. Yeah, people don't like waiting. It's like, don't they say that like in a Microsoft loading bar. It's like when it says it's at 10% done, it's actually at 30% done. And then as it starts to get fat, like as it starts to end,

it actually goes faster. So if it says it's at 50% done, it's probably actually at like 70%. And that's a mental thing they do for people? Yeah, because... Too many screens were broken. Because people, as you wait over time,

their threshold for waiting gets lower. And so even if it's the same 10 seconds and it's perfectly segmented out towards the end of the bar, people will be like, come on, it's taking so long. And on our Patreon and our Discord, patreon.com slash pickyboys,

Danny does a question of the day for everybody. And I don't know if it was today or the other day. Well, it definitely wasn't today when this comes out, but you did. Is there anything worth waiting two weeks for? A week in line for. A week in line for. Yeah.

And to some, that might be a good question. And there was a lot of answers. to me my answer is like I don't think there's a single thing on this earth worth waiting more than a house well I mean people were saying crazy answers like essentially things essentially using as magic oh they were

it was a genie wish would you wait in the line if Left 4 Dead 3 come out in one week oh my god you would for you and everybody else not only would I but there would be billions of people that if I didn't do it

I'd be attacked I would be the champion for billions of zombie nerds, for sure. Yeah. I would be a hero. So that's an answer. Yeah, but that doesn't exist. But fine, I get it. That's funny.

But to be fair, a week in line doesn't really exist. No one says, well, you have to wait this week or you don't get this. I feel like a lot of people do that. Some people would do that for Taylor Swift concert tickets.

Oh, for sure. iPhone, new Apple products. The new iPhone. Brian, I'm 90% sure Brian waited in line for three days for sneakers. I mean, three days, you're right there. If it's something more important.

Oh, man. Right there is a word. If it's something more important. You're double the time plus a day. Dude, I feel like, yeah, Baker's does it of time. I feel like if you're already willing to wait three days, you'll wait a week. No, I agree with that. It's like there's almost part of me that would rather.

This is going to sound really stupid. But there's almost part of me that when it comes to driving, that would rather drive 16 hours than four and a half. And I don't know why. That doesn't make any fucking sense. The reason is because when you're, when it's four and a, this happens to me on airplanes too, like a long, really long flight. It's like when you're doing the four and a half hours one, you're like breaking down into like little short mirror periods of time.

When you're doing the long haul, the first four hours like flies by. That whole entire drive flies by. You're like, oh, we're already a quarter way done. It's just like, I don't know. I guess the way you rationalize it in your head. It's the way you rationalize it in your head. It's the way I rationalize it in my head. I mean, to be fair, to your credit, you were right.

That did sound very dumb, to your credit. I'll say this. The first four and a half hours of a 16-hour drive definitely goes by faster than a four and a half hour drive. But then you still have the 12 hours after. Yeah, I guess so. So it doesn't make any sense. And don't those last four hours?

I think it's more like, no, the last four hours, I think it's more just my mental state. Like, I am prepared to make this long-time investment or journey if you're on a plane versus like, oh, we got to get this done. It's like this odd amount of time. Okay, so I have this yes or no question for you. Yes. If, let's say, every single road trip you ever take that was four to five hours turned into 16, no matter what.

would you take that um yeah i mean for sure yeah why i mean i wouldn't obviously that would be not great like that would be not a good world or reality but i'm not gonna let 12 hours stop me from going on a nice trip no it doesn't stop just keep it to four hours you get there no no i mean obviously if the answer if the question is would would would i rather it be 16 hours no of course Wait, what was the question? I said, would you... Would you take that as... I thought you meant, like, would you still go on the trip?

No, I just said, would you do it? Oh, no, obviously not. You just said you'd rather that. That's why I'm trying to prove it. Well, I obviously did not understand the question. No, no, no, it's what you just said. No, no, there's, again, there's a part of me that rationalizes it, and I'd rather it, but I don't actually rather it, obviously.

Okay. I'm just saying, it's a different mindset going in. like it is there's specifically on airplanes too now that I'm thinking about it like a really long flight feels less painful to me

than a four hour flight I don't know why I don't know why either I don't know why what's a really long flight I feel like a four hour flight is kind of long like maybe five six hours

is really long the longest flight I went on was our trip the seven eight hours whatever that was right that was seven eight or six seven I don't know

it was definitely over five So we slept and everything? See, I know. This is why it's so crazy, though. So I did that. So we did that flight. That was like seven hours. I think it was eight on the way back or whichever way.

Dude, that's crazy. Whatever. But I went on a 13-hour flight to Hawaii, and it's just like there's just something about it where you feel the time. It was not as bad. I don't know why. 13 hours.

I'm not saying that I'd rather all of these things be long, But in my experience, something changes, and it makes it better. Something changes. Let's go full circle here. For 13 hours, you would need six backup batteries for your Apple Vision Pro. That's true. It doesn't make any fucking sense. That's true.

It doesn't make sense. And what? You assume that's an extra $3,000? It's $500 a pair? You could probably get away with three, and then while they're off, charge them in rotation. Oh, man, you think an airplane charging port could charge that thing? On a flight to Hawaii, there's a full-fledged outlet. That's true.

The plane's going to crash, man. You're going to take all the juice. That's a good point. You're going to take all the juice. That's a good point. Well, aren't you sure? Because on that flight to Hawaii, I went on the thing, like the movie screen, and I was just like, here's a show, like an entire show.

I'm just going to watch it all. And you finished the whole show. And then I finished the show, and I'm in paradise. it's just like it's just something it's just something weird to be like oh maybe i can squeeze in like two movies and a half and now i'm in london this doesn't make any well it's because you're going to london first of all but it's it's probably also because i mean i'm sure you slept on the 13 hour one right so you are i can't sleep on planes like that yeah there's i can't i can't help i'm trying i'm trying my hardest to make this make sense i you know i mean i i again i it's just

I picked a show, a great show, by the way. What show? A big 100-foot wave. Either way. Oh, the documentary? Yeah, it's a documentary. But it's like a multi-part documentary about a guy who surfs a 100-foot wave. Either way.

Bro, that's, again, something I'll never do. How'd they make 13 hours out of that? It could have been two hours. I will say that. It could have been two hours, but, you know. They got the footage, so whatever. It was a lot of filler. Yeah, it was the other 90% just like, yep, this is me cooking breakfast.

Like, this is me on my anniversary. They tried many times, and some people died along the way. Wow, really? You're chasing 100-foot waves. You fall off that, you're dead, right? It's auto-death? If you fall off it, it's very hard. Who died, though?

One of the people who was surfing. Like Jet Ski, like the Jet Ski guys or something? No, one of the surfers died. Someone just wasn't good enough. Natural selection. I mean, you're just falling. It's not even the impact that kills you. It's the fact that you're now under a wave,

and you get sucked into the ocean. Bro, you're under... You just drown. You're under a wave that was 10 stories high. What on earth are you supposed to do? I can't swim up 10 stories holding my breath. No, and now I'm actually getting...

I'm dying. You're getting thrashed around by a building made of water. What are you supposed to do? Also, it's an incredibly rocky area. Oh, yeah. These guys are just like adrenaline junkies. And there also is no, you can't measure a wave, really.

It's really hard to know how high. So it's kind of up in the air. There's no governing body of wave scientists, either. So it's really hard to judge who surfed the highest. But almost all of the highest surfed waves are in this place in Portugal. Well, I feel like if you haven't- Portugal, really? I would not have expected that.

Where place do you think has the highest waves? Australia, Hawaii. Hawaii has a lot of them, too. Australia's a good guess. This place in Portugal, the reason why is it has a trench. There's like a sea trench beneath it. So when a wave is starting to go up, like something in the physics brings it down

and then makes it really big. Something with science makes the wave really big. Go watch the synopsis of it. Now I want to watch it, but I don't want to spend 13 hours. Well, you know what you can do? You can just get on a plane in 13 hours. and it'll go by like 90 minutes like apparently it'll like you're watching 30 minutes you know what i'm thinking now what are you thinking because of the i'm realizing why the plane

thing is the way it is is because i've been on multiple five-hour flights recently that have no screens that's crazy what the fuck are you doing oh so you have to like twiddle your thumbs look at my phone like this i've been um this is why i want that fucking thing no screen is rough. No screen is rough. Also, wait, sorry, side note. Back to the Apple Vision Pro. There's no headphones in it.

So it's just playing the stuff. It's one of those, you ever see like the Bose headphones that are in the sunglasses? It's like, it plays audio, but you can't really hear it if you're not you. Because it's using like vibrations on your head and also a little tiny audio into your ears.

Oh, man, I think you can definitely plug headphones and you would be able to yeah my question is was gonna be if i'm sitting here on the plane next to him on the plane and he's got it am i gonna be like the fucking guys are playing this stuff out loud like is he watching porn yeah i was thinking about that too i'm sure you could put headphones on as well you could if you can't what are we doing i have a tail that's a battery pack and you can hear it no way they did say that they're that there there's no there's not even like controller support like an accessory like you can buy a controller if you want to there is no controller which is very very unusual for vr devices like there is no controller it's your

eye and your it's your eyes your eyes hands and your voice oh okay controls the entire thing i thought you're talking about something because i thought you're talking about they're showing how you like play xbox on it and shit yeah so there is no you can't so it's not meant for games right that's what i mean i'm sure you could i yeah i guess so i don't know unless it's like boxing I mean, I guess you can just use it as the screen and then play on a controller, I guess. I'm not really sure how that works. As long as there's an open app store for developers to develop on,

there will be games. No, my point is there's no controller support. No, I'm saying there's no Apple controller to use with it. That doesn't mean that you can't hook up a gaming controller like JT said, on a developer-made app. What would be cool with this is if we all had, again the price like even if it was even if it was honestly like 15 to 2000 we should kind of get one for some reason that extra double is just crazy but all of us playing like

burial card or something on a huge screen that'd be funny like that's cool also the sports like you know they show they always show these in these uh in these like you know product demonstrations so you don't you never know if it'll actually be real but you know they're they're actually trying to do the sports like a sports replay where you look at your table and that's the court Whoa, like right here? Like you can see the court. Hey, look, there's LeBron James. There's LeBron James.

Go. Yeah, yeah. You lost me a lot of money, LeBron. You throw him back. See, that I think is actually way cooler than the other thing they're trying to do. And to me, that feels like you're right there. And now you're really getting there in augmented reality. That's what that feels like.

Yeah, I like that. Instead of these fucking, oh, you can bump up this movie screen. You can do that already. I also like the idea of just being able to watch sports, put it on my big TV, and then open ESPN for all the stats, and then open my gambling, my DraftKings, so I have my stats, my bets, my show. All right, you're starting to sell me on this thing. Come on!

This is going to be fucking awesome! We just need one parlay to hit, one plus 36,000 parlay for $1. We just need like $11,000 for all of us to get one. Yeah, we might as well all get one at that point. You might as well put it in the parlay for all of us to get one. Also, that exact thing he explained, I do it already. It's just I have my phone, and I have the screen. Yeah, you do it like a barbarian.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm so sorry. Now Daniel watches legs not hit in VR. Congratulations. The thing you described before with it being on the table, that's way cooler to me. I like that than what has been previously described to me, whereas um you put on this vr headset and you're like courtside like looking at the game i don't because that that exists already that's why i don't like it but like you're saying if it seems

like we're kind of in stadium seats and we're watching the game or something like from that view and we're just drinking here and we're giants that's fucking cool and they're mini yeah that's cool but with the way i saw it used it was it was it was a replay like i don't know if they have to get a bunch of video angles and then reconstruct that live. I don't know if that's hard to do live. I'm sure but again, this is what I'm talking about

in future terms. We're getting there. There'll definitely be stadiums or cameras that have all of that integrated into a VR AR thing. You just need the cameras around and that's all the angles you need isn't it? It's almost like a live feed.

Isn't that how that would work? right there's something there dude this v this vr this vr stuff it like it sticks in my mind but i can't get rid of it i'm like i need this i want this you do use vr more than anyone i know i i think part of it is because i get no motion sickness from it like i can that's crazy i can be in there for hours i plugged in my oculus and just watch movies like don't i don't get sick i don't get it just feels normal i've never seen him use it to be fair jt's definitely seen me use it i used to use it i used to play in the living room a lot more and you just punch chas in the head Yeah, we just put a bunch of stuff in our living room.

I should actually get in the living room because I can do more stuff with it there. Yeah, I hear Danny stomping. I get up there, and Danny's throwing Frisbees and cursing at kids. Now I use it just to watch stuff mostly and play little puzzle games. Oh, there's this great puzzle game where it's like this 3D puzzle piece. You grab one, and it makes this clicking sound when you get it right. Oh, that's great. It's awesome.

Oh, that's satisfying. I love it. You can turn it around, see what's missing. It's so good. Oh. All right. I think we get out of here. I need it.

I think we get out of here. I need it. I'm just going to see, there's just going to be a $3,500 charge. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We didn't even talk about plus tax, baby. I'll tell you this much right now. If Apple said it was released today,

I'd buy it. What is the difference between now and tomorrow? Hopefully I'll have enough money by the early next year to buy it. Because it's not... What? No, I'm saying... What's the difference?

Oh, you're going to run out of money. Early next year versus now? The joke is you're going to run out of money? Yeah, no, it's not a joke. You shouldn't be buying it. What's it called? What if 10x is my productivity, and therefore 10x is my revenue? If we do buy it, what you do is you go to, what's it called, New Hampshire.

No sales tax. They'll get you. Make the four-hour drive to New Hampshire, buy it there. No, it has to be 16 hours. Okay, yeah, that's right. Drive to Florida. Drive to Florida. Okay, we got to go.

Tell them where to find you, JT. You can find me on the new gaming channel, Piggy Boys Gaming on YouTube. The link will be in the description. And then also Twitch, twitch.tv slash the Piggy Boys. And then also on Instagram, instagram.com slash jtholdit97. Look at this guy. I think we decided a different way to do it, but I like it.

What's the different way? It's all right. Don't worry. Forget it. You can find me, you know, adrift in the metaverse. Metaversed. Metaversed. You can find me at Ant Prisco.

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