Picky Boys Podcast - Spoiled Milk Is Actually Good For You?!? - Picky Boys Podcast #380

Episode Date: June 22, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 675+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast, Antonio, JT, and Danny discuss the best sport to watch this month, artists putting interludes ...in songs, the niche buckets of popularity on the internet, eating chocolate for every meal, and why you should always check your milk at the store! Between chocolate cake and Reese's cups, which is more chocolate? Shop Our Summer Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ NEW STUFF IN DANNY'S LAB! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow us on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 welcome back to the picky boys podcast you just squirted everywhere you squirted everywhere and moaned i know not sponsored by spindrift but hit us up brother love spindrift or sister or sister just spin also not even alcoholic you don't you don't pop they make they make alcohol okay no way i haven't tried them don't i'm not vouching for that yeah but i am vouching for this i'm just talking about in general the the pop squirt moan you it has to be an alcoholic beverage if you do that you can't pop squirt and moan on a seltzer yeah you can't get that excited over a 12 calorie seltzer i'm excited 12 calories yeah 12 yeah 12 calories oh that's kind of well they use they use a little bit of real fruit juice and it makes the entire that makes the difference this is not a
Starting point is 00:00:46 spin just watch your podcast by the way off the top but it truly it truly does it is i'm done with the spin drift don't stop stop doing it mango orange would be the best would you stop if i were to endorse one i would say also jason can you blur out the entire thing no no jason blur out the entire thing try me jason blur it he's just gonna he's just gonna he's not gonna he's just gonna blur the screen just gonna blur the screen any shortcut jason can do he will do it i'll just keep the camera on antonio oh that'd be late that'd be a bit lamer i'll be honest it's funnier if he just blurs danny not the can well let's get some housekeeping out of the way sign up for patreon.com picky boys we just opened po boxes nope for next week's podcast it's gonna come out
Starting point is 00:01:27 yeah yeah yeah um and i got this shirt it's a gazeball shirt baseball you want to explain it's just like a baseballs for everyone everybody play everybody that likes baseball is gay is baseball for the gays i think it's for everybody did you everybody that likes baseball is gay? That was the line there? No, no, no. Isn't that what you said? He said baseball is the gayest sport. And he said everyone who likes baseball is gay. You just said everyone who likes baseball
Starting point is 00:01:54 is gay. No, no, no. Only some of them. Antonio's hearing things. No, I did say that. He's gaslighting me. He's gaslighting me. Baseball's a little homoerotic, I'd say. Would you say it's the most gay sport? Oh, this is what we're doing? Probably UFC.
Starting point is 00:02:10 UFC's definitely the number one. The thing is, UFC's so, like, in... in vibes it's so aggressively straight but when you're watching it especially with no sound it looks very it's two sweaty men hugging and using their muscles it is kind of one of those things where you ever watch a show and a relative or a friend comes in and it's like something weird is on the screen you're like well no this isn't really what the show's about it's just a weird scene you know like maybe a sopranos or an anime episode like this there's 30 seconds out of the whole movie and you happen to walk in yeah it's like i promise i'm not weird but then that kind
Starting point is 00:02:42 of happens with ufc where it's like okay we're gonna watch ufc men fighting you know blood oh aggression and you come in and there's kind of humping on the ground for sure if you're watching a wrestling heavy usc fight a lot a lot a lot dude there's one where the guy's in uh here we go they call it so one guy's on his back like like this and the other guy this is the top of him like this so it's it's called north south better known as 69 but he's not in a north south world right and then his arms are tied up so he can't do anything so he just starts humping his face like this and the announcer's like very
Starting point is 00:03:15 creative striking coming out of the black shorts it's like brother brother just just humping his face yeah and that's usually the the part when someone walks in yeah that's exactly right my
Starting point is 00:03:26 pants being off that's a different story about it you know speaking of stuff like that where there's like little parts that are not big they're not good but big parts that are okay big big
Starting point is 00:03:36 there's a song I like that I was playing recently and it's it's gotta pull it up okay well it's fight the feeling by kendrick lamar and mac miller i just well we can't play it but let's see the lyrics the part we'll get to the part no it's not it's not even the lyrics but you play it and i was and we're listening to a song it's like hell yeah this song is great right oh classic and then the last 35 seconds take a turn can we can we do you think we can hear a little bit of it i mean we won't play it play it but Is it sexual?
Starting point is 00:04:08 It is a sexual turn. They start moaning? It is a sexual turn. It's definitely moaning, isn't it? Can I have the remote? Okay, I guess. YouTube, don't. Kendrick Lamar is going to eat our ass.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Yeah, that's fine. No, you don't actually have to play it. We'll play the end. We'll play the end. It's fine. We'll figure it out. Just play it. So it's a play it?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Play it. Turn off the volume to the end. And then just go like there. Well, first of all, look at this. Look at this cover art. We can't show this. Well, that's, you know, I didn't. I'm not going to show it.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Oh, thank you, Jason. It's just, I'll explain it to everybody. It's just drawings of titties. That's true. That could have been a warning, honestly. Also, Danny, oh my God, a five-minute song. Well, anything over like... It's a good song.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Anything over three minutes, you just don't play. There are plenty of great songs that are five minutes long. Five minutes is the top. That's 501, by the way. Well, as you'll see, 30 seconds can be chopped off. Okay, play it. Oh, it's doing the thing where it doesn't play through the TV. shit it's i got it it's reenacted yeah no no no wait why can't you it's like it it is jt got a
Starting point is 00:05:13 lot of money it's 30 whole seconds of just like hardcore moaning you ever and you couldn't just say it well i thought it would be funny i got it i got it i got it i got it fighting the what fight the feeling great song by the feeling what do you this on danny's sesh paper you ever heard uh these walls these walls the kendrick song it's a lot of moaning in the intro that's the intro so maybe it goes from that song to this song all right so here we go this is fight the feeling kendrick lamar danny's favorite part of the song jesus christ all right jesus oh my god like it's intense it's not just like oh it's a little moaning in the end it's just like the song stops and the moaning begins i think if you listen to that i hope that while you're listening at that
Starting point is 00:05:58 moment your headphones run out of battery yeah it just starts playing you're on the subway that's what i hope happens that's irresponsible because now it's a song that i really do love but i can't even tell people to play it because then while it's playing i'll be like okay skip skip now skip yes like no please hit pause hit pause it's so rude is it weird that i was gonna i was picturing men moaning i mean that's on you it's pride month you can do whatever you want fair fair game i should have known when i saw the drawing of the titties i that that could have been a giveaway There must be a no moaning version, right? Radio edit.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Radio edit? I don't know. They're just screaming about ice cream or something at the end instead? My thing is make everything, make all of that stuff, like put it in your album, but make it an interlude so it's between tracks so that when everybody's replaying just a single song on the playlist, we don't have to hear that. or even like you know when people talk like they have like a little guy talking at the end of their song and it like leads into another song i don't really like that either i think i don't know if this is a hot take i think the interludes on albums and the little jokes on albums are some of the dumbest things on the face you don't like the skits i think they're so stupid like genuinely
Starting point is 00:07:08 i think they're the dumbest thing on the face of the earth i know i agree thank you jason skit is a bit too much i think it's i think it's totally fine if it is its own track there are a lot of albums i like to have good interlude okay that's fine i mean it first of all from what i was saying it has to be its own track and even that's still awful if it's in if it's embedded in the song like 35 minutes of moaning at the end of a song it's like wait just stop i agree with you i agree with you stop i agree with that i'm playing this for my mother but sometimes an interlude is funny no it's not name one jt on a little dicky album a logic album i think you can have a funny interlude I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Honestly, I don't know if I've ever listened to an album all the way through. What? I just, I'm too ADD, man. I just, I get so bored. Also, like, we all know that when an album comes out, there's like three really good songs on it. And the rest of it is, eh, okay. Listen to it once, twice, and then I skip it any time it comes up. I think that's true for most albums.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Yeah, yeah. I would give them that. That's true for most albums. But I do think you should listen to an album. I feel like that's like, a lot of albums are meant to be listened through front to back. 100%. They are definitely meant for that. But the artist also wants you to listen to these dumb skits too, and we don't do that.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Oh, God. It's the worst. Also, my anxiety set in for a second. Did I hit record on the audio device? Yes. Oh, thank God. Okay. There hasn't been a problem like that in a while, and I'm just kind of gearing up for it.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Dude, there was a lot of those early on. So many. But I feel like that comes like now, because it hasn't happened in a while. Well, to be fair, the equipment we've gotten is a little more expensive, so it doesn't fault on you. Yeah. But I'm just thinking in general, it's probably just a skill issue in the beginning. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:48 In the beginning, it would be like, we finish recording, we're like, hey, is that light supposed to be green? Yeah. Wait, it's not red? Yeah. It's all over. And now everyone kind of has eyes for it, so it's nice when there's eight sets of eyes on it, but that's my bad.
Starting point is 00:09:03 No, interludes of songs, trash. Don't do it, ever. I think it's dumb. I say do it. Have you listened to Dark Side of the Moon while watching Wizard of Oz? I have not, but I heard that it lines up perfectly. What are we talking about? The Pink Floyd album, if you play it while playing Wizard of Oz,
Starting point is 00:09:20 it kind of like lines up. What does that mean? I haven't heard kind of. I've heard that I think you have to play it as soon as the lion roars or something, whatever, in the beginning. At some point, does he talk about a yellow brick road and a witch? No, I think it's more just like the songs match the theme of what's happening. So when scary shit is happening with the witch,
Starting point is 00:09:43 like the songs are scary. And when they're skipping, the songs are nice. People have said that it mixes up or it syncs up so well, there's no way it wasn't on purpose. Do you think they had the Wizard of Oz in the background like while they were making the music? Maybe. John Bellion used to do that.
Starting point is 00:09:59 He would play Disney movies while he was like creating music depending on the tone he wanted to do. I'm sure people do that. So when Dorothy finds the Tin Man. that's when you start playing it and then it's 47 minutes and it lines up you see that feels just very specific like why would that i don't know who figured that out that's a great question yeah how do you who's watching a movie and listening to a pink floyd album on top of that it was probably someone in the other room was listening to it and they heard it through the walls and went out this
Starting point is 00:10:32 bitch with their fucking thin walls and then went oh my gosh wait wait why is it perfectly why is it lining up a little bit yeah oh my god the yellow brick road now if they mentioned anything involving the wizard of oz like just a throwaway like a man made out of straw or a green person or something uh that would make sense but i just don't know wow what why are you wowing what'd you read no it's just like it's they're they're explaining like what like what is lining up so like in one one part where the tin man gets his heart the song has like heartbeats in it it's on purpose i mean it is weird that it happens to you know whenever when they say is it the song time or something it matches all the alarm clocks going off oh i love the
Starting point is 00:11:13 beginning of that song i don't i don't even i don't think i know a ping floyd song no i'm thinking about it definitely not i'm not saying i don't i'm saying i can't just name one i can't do it right now or or a beat i don't know the name and i can't sing a tune from it but you that's what i'm saying uh every you know you know song wish you were here you would have to sing it for me. You got it. Come on. I think you know it. Just give me three lines. It's a sadder one. Give me three words. Wish you were here.
Starting point is 00:11:38 That was four. Wish you were here. Yeah, it's four. Can I have two more words? I think you've probably heard some Money by Pink Floyd, pretty popular song. Yeah, the things you think are popular... No. First of all, I know Pink Floyd's popular. I'm not trying to do that.
Starting point is 00:11:53 The things that you don't think are popular are popular. The things I think are popular are popular. It's fucking Pink Floyd. How did this trigger this? Another Brick in the Wall, very popular song. Okay, Another Brick in the Wall. Now we're getting towards Wizard of Oz.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Or Yellow Brick Road. But that's not even the album. God, come on. But these are the songs. The three songs I just mentioned, Wish You Were Here, Another Brick in the Wall, Money, all very, very popular. You've definitely heard them.
Starting point is 00:12:20 You might not recognize them, but you've definitely heard them. Yeah, I don't know any of these. See how defensive he got? He's such a snippy. Well, no. You're a snippy little... I got defensive because you were just like...
Starting point is 00:12:28 You were about to say the things that you think are popular aren't necessarily popular. It's fucking Pink Floyd. I was make-loving Pink Floyd, make-loving. But my point is, I did, while you were screaming at me, say, I know Pink Floyd's popular, I got that in there. Yeah, because you knew that your statement did not apply to the thing that it was.
Starting point is 00:12:46 But that statement still applies to everything you do a little bit, probably. Well, yeah, I mean, I'm definitely in a niche. Sometimes I think things that are popular are not as popular as they are. Sometimes I think things that are popular are not as popular as they are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:58 it's a good little puzzle there a little word puzzle but that's i think that's that's part of the internet man they're they're they're people he just manned they're they're they're like youtubers to have 10 20 million subscribers none of us have ever heard yeah that is that is kind of that is wild the did the foreign ones count that's not fair but no but even even ones in america they're they're like the internet kind of forces everybody into like little tinier bubbles and bubbles that's like when you had when you have like tv that would that everybody watched everybody watched the same thing there was much more of like a shared culture and everybody knows you know mash the tv show or whatever dude when was the last time went to mash well that's that's
Starting point is 00:13:41 an old show i'm talking about when everybody's watching the same cable i got it when was the last time there was a tv show that like everyone watched that sounds good yeah it was where everyone watched and like it came out on saturday and then on monday at work everyone was talking about that the last time was game of thrones i don't know if it'll ever happen again yeah it wasn't house of the dragon it was not it it tried it almost but no it was just not as good as the first few seasons also the thing is if you were a game of thrones like you you didn't even have to watch game of thrones or know anything about it to know what it was because it was so present in pop culture yeah i don't think there's another show and then it totally fucked itself no one
Starting point is 00:14:20 talks about anymore made love to itself honestly same thing for gaming the last time i can remember everyone playing the same game like every weekend was among us before that was probably fortnight and it's kind of been fortnight since but yeah among us among us a good answer among us good answer before that was definitely fortnight my first my snap reaction was fortnight but then you said among us and that's definitely the answer yeah i don't know will the world ever be that connected again probably something something always happens i mean i do think overall stronger connections happen in smaller communities so okay even though people everybody doesn't know what you're talking about the people that do are much more tight-knit you know
Starting point is 00:14:59 oh yeah i guess inherently that makes sense what do you got for us jason you got something i do a question oh god here we go five thousand dollars a month or you have to pass a kidney stone every week you gotta poop into your hand and throw it somebody once a month i'm taking the cash all right all right so this deal is one million dollars but you have to eat chocolate for every meal for 18 months oh every oh wait how many millions one one's a million you have to pay for the chocolate it's a great question we got free chocolate yeah how do you even survive off that i could you could take vitamin chocolate and water you take that's enough not enough honestly if we didn't get the water why would we take this we
Starting point is 00:15:47 would need to be able to like a protein chocolate would have to count also assume the uh nutritional profile of the chocolate is magically altered oh my god yeah yeah yeah that's too easy that once once you once you make magic chocolate that gives me all my vitamins and nutrients i mean what are we talking yeah but the same food for 18 months every meal it's pure chocolate every every day you want another drink it has to be chocolate milk is it oh so i could get variety of chocolate not flavored but just chocolate
Starting point is 00:16:17 but chocolate milk yeah can I eat a chocolate cake great question I'll allow it oh my gosh you're making this way too easy you should have said no
Starting point is 00:16:24 can I have a chocolate milkshake sure you're not gonna if you said no to that I would be very upset can I have a Reese's cup no you can have a Reese's
Starting point is 00:16:32 yeah but that's that's adding that's adding you're adding milk I'm adding flour and eggs why are you talking about chocolate has milk in it
Starting point is 00:16:40 obviously oh my peanut butter's not allowed but eggs and flour and baking it and what? Chocolate has milk in it. Obviously. I also,
Starting point is 00:16:48 I also, I think the main, from what, from what Jason's saying, I think it has to taste like chocolate at the end. Obviously,
Starting point is 00:16:55 you can't have a Reese's Cup. Everyone knew you couldn't. Everyone watching knew you couldn't have a Reese's Cup. Then you can have chocolate cake with frosting and cherries on it. Chocolate.
Starting point is 00:17:04 But it tastes like chocolate. No, you can't have the cherries. There is no other flavor. It's just chocolate flavor. You can't have the cherries. There's no way. No, no cherries. I don't give you the cherries.
Starting point is 00:17:11 But he can't have, He can't have caramel dripping sauce. No, no. This is getting ridiculous. It's a joke. No, I'm taking that. Yeah, that's... Six months?
Starting point is 00:17:19 Oh, no. A month and a half. No, a year and a half. Okay. It's okay. A year and a half. It's okay. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:17:24 For a million dollars, you can... Yeah. Yes. You don't think you're going to get tired of it? Of course I will. What does that have to do with the million... The six zeros? All right.
Starting point is 00:17:35 You wouldn't do it? I don't know. I think I'd go crazy. And I could have water. I don't need chocolate water. Yeah, you gotta have water. Chocolate, water, and chocolate. That would suck.
Starting point is 00:17:45 If you had to put, like, chocolate powder in water, that'd be awful. Might get a cavity. That's okay. You got a million dollars. No health. Health insurance is not good. No, that's right. It changes your nutrition.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Oh, I mean, this is just so obvious, I think. You gotta take this. I'm not taking it in protest, because my Reese's aren't allowed. Obviously, you can't have a Reese's cup. But you could have a million dollars worth of Reese's in 18 months. Reese's cup is way... Hold on, hold on, because this is not a hot take. A Reese's Cup is way closer to a chocolate bar than chocolate cake is, you guys.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I disagree with this. Oh, my God. You're an idiot. What are you talking about? A chocolate cake is closer to a chocolate bar than a Reese's Cup? Yeah, but it's all about the flavor profile. What does chocolate cake taste like? Chocolate.
Starting point is 00:18:30 What does Reese's taste like? Chocolate and peanut butter. Exactly. That's it. Yours tastes like chocolate and, like, fluffy, spongy cake. What are you talking about? Cake doesn't taste like cake. It tastes like chocolate.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Cake definitely tastes like cake. No, it does not. Well, chocolate cake tastes like chocolate. Chocolate cake tastes like chocolate. And cake. It doesn't taste like cake. It feels like cake. It definitely tastes like cake.
Starting point is 00:18:50 It doesn't taste like cake. It definitely tastes like cake, too. Technically, cake doesn't taste like anything. Oh, my gosh. What are you talking about? It's not water. It tastes like cake. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:19:00 I disagree. If you have just like a vanilla cake, right? Usually, that means like that there's... What does it taste like? Vanilla. It doesn't taste like cake. But usually the icing and stuff, that's all like very vanilla, very sugary, very sweet. But the cake's part is just like cake.
Starting point is 00:19:18 It's just like bland cake. It tastes like cake. You can't describe it by saying it's cake. It tastes like cake. What are you saying the Reese's tastes like? Peanut butter. Chocolate and peanut butter. And chocolate.
Starting point is 00:19:28 And chocolate. It's chocolate bar. Yes, but it's chocolate and peanut butter. This is ridiculous. A chocolate cake doesn't taste like cake. It tastes like chocolate. Reese's literally makes a chocolate bar. But it has peanut butter in it.
Starting point is 00:19:42 But it's a chocolate bar. That's why you like it. Because it's a different flavor. There's not even really like chocolate on the chocolate cake. You're not getting actual pieces of chocolate. You can. Also, technically, it's a Reese's Cup, not a bar. No, they make a bar, I said.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Do they? Yes. But it has peanut butter in it. Back to the peanut butter. You know what chocolate cake has in it? They're trying to gaslight me. More chocolate. This seems pretty obvious to me.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Whatever. If you're not going to allow me because you're dumb, you don't have to give me the Reese's. But saying that a chocolate cake is closer to a chocolate bar than something that is a chocolate bar is stupid. I stand by that. It's a cup. They make a bar. Is the bar closer? Give me the bar.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Give me the bar. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. And I raise you. But in this situation, I think it is about the predominant flavor. Stupid. That's fair. Chocolate cake, more like a chocolate bar than a Reese's.
Starting point is 00:20:34 What are you going to do? I know you guys don't even believe that. I would actually say, if anything, chocolate milk, milk has a flavor that is not chocolate. That is included in chocolate milk. Milk's unbelievably further away. The fact that that's allowed is just, Jason hates me. It must be the case. These are the rules.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Isn't chocolate milk? I think I can taste, like, if I'm drinking chocolate milk, I think it has more of a present milk flavor than chocolate cake has a cake flavor. It's a cake flavor. Yo, what's You ever have That ice cream flavor It's birthday something It's birthday something
Starting point is 00:21:14 So they can cake flavor it So cake does have a flavor No, no, no, that tastes like birthday But birthday cake It tastes like vanilla cake That's what it tastes So why not vanilla ice cream Vanilla ice cream
Starting point is 00:21:29 It should taste identical then, vanilla ice cream You've got a point I have a great point You've got a great point I've had a point the whole time You've got a great point That's true No it is true
Starting point is 00:21:41 Birthday cake's literally a flavor Oh cake's not a flavor It is a flavor Well do you think vanilla cake Would taste like vanilla ice cream? If they're both ice cream flavors? If there's a vanilla cake flavor I think it would taste
Starting point is 00:21:50 Very similar to birthday cake Oh For sure Well that's what birthday cake Birthday cake Ice cream Is just I thought like
Starting point is 00:21:58 Vanilla cakey ice cream With sprinkles No, it kind of tastes like a cupcake, honestly. Yeah, but that's just... Cupcake... What does that mean? Like, what do you mean? Like, the frosting...
Starting point is 00:22:07 It tastes like the batter, kind of. Also, the sprinkles are, like, a complete non-factor here. Oh. Dude, sprinkles is just, like, little pieces of sugar. Yeah, but... It's, like, coated in coloring. But you'll never find a birthday cake ice cream without sprinkles in it. It's, like, kind of a staple of the thing.
Starting point is 00:22:22 It's just a visual thing. Well... I'm saying, bro, sprinkles are just pure sugar. I know. So, like, your argument would be, oh, it's sweeter than normal. it's just sugar so it is but so it is sweeter than normal uh yeah probably but it's got a cakey flavor if you just added sugar to vanilla ice cream it wouldn't make it birthday cake flavor that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying the sprinkles are non-factor i do agree with this yeah
Starting point is 00:22:45 but you're also changing into something else like the ice cream it needs to be different from vanilla but the cake he changed it to not chocolate it's not chocolate i mean i don't know it's definitely Chocolate cake's certainly definitely made with chocolate, at least the icing. Oh, for sure. It's made with cocoa powder, at the very least. You ever have a really big chocolate cake? Tall one? Like a...
Starting point is 00:23:11 Tall. Like, you know the movie Matilda, where the kid eats the cake? One of those bad boys. Do you think JT's seen that? That's true. I've not seen Matilda. Do you think JT knows what that is? Like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:23:24 I can take a guess at it. It's a princess movie. Yep. No. It's a movie about a babysitter. No. It's a... These seem close.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Are these close? Because he keeps going, ah. Danny DeVito's in it. Bad guy. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, wait. I know this. It's a movie about...
Starting point is 00:23:42 Not Batman. She's a stepdaughter. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And Danny DeVito has to take care of her. Yeah, and he's a horrible parent. I know this one.
Starting point is 00:23:50 And she's magical. I haven't seen it. He has magic powers? What? No, he hasn't seen it. Maybe I haven't seen it. I don't remember that. excuse it's like the crux of the movie what does she do she can control things with her mind
Starting point is 00:24:01 what that's what matilda is about you guys all i'm are you crazy i think i'm thinking about that's what matilda is about i think about i'm thinking about little miss sunshine what are you that movie's completely different that's what i'm thinking about but either way there's a very famous scene in this movie where the as as a punishment a kid who steals chocolate chocolate cake is forced to eat an entire chocolate cake in front of the school. And Danny didn't think that was a punishment. I definitely know.
Starting point is 00:24:30 That is a humiliation ritual, even though the cake looked very good. That's what they should have done with the cannolis. Look at that cake. We're back to Danny stealing those cannolis. That's the movie, yeah. That's the little kid. Eat the cake.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Isn't it crazy that that is closer to a chocolate bar than a Reese's for you to buttercup? Isn't that crazy? It's a ridiculous argument. You think they should have made Danny eat the whole
Starting point is 00:24:56 tray of cannolis is what you're saying? I think that when Danny stole those cannolis they should have made him eat a plate of cannolis in front of the whole pool party.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I didn't steal any cannolis. First of all, it wasn't like I History says otherwise. First of all, they were out for everybody to eat so inherently
Starting point is 00:25:09 I cannot steal them. There's an unspoken rule of do not take some home with you in your pockets. I didn't take them home with me. When you do that,
Starting point is 00:25:20 that's stealing. No, he tried to take them home in his pockets, but then he got caught in the eighth. Okay, would you at least agree that, let's say you did try to do that, it is stealing? Yeah, if you tried to take the whole tray home, then No, no, if you tried to take any with you home, in your
Starting point is 00:25:33 pockets. So if there were ten of them, and you took nine to take home, that's not stealing? Well, again, I would call that basically the whole tray, then. If you take nine of them out of ten, half of them, still too much. It's how much you are,
Starting point is 00:25:49 like, how many people are at the party, it's your fair share if it looks like everybody can have two cannolis that's what you should have yeah but what but what but what what did danny have i probably had two cannolis in my pocket yeah but again i wasn't even trying to take them home we already went over this i was trying to hide them from the picture either way you're trying to hide the evidence yeah this guy this guy just said the chocolate cake is closer to chocolate than reese's i already proved my point when you guys all agree that birthday cake is a flavor oh well you had to make it go of ice cream that's like like oh yeah we're arguing about the moon and then i have to make
Starting point is 00:26:23 it also i'll tell you this much you never see a chocolate birthday cake flavor because that would just taste like chocolate holy shit we're right back in it that's a good point so if i found if we look up and there's a chocolate cake flavored ice cream then you'll then you'll admit that you're wrong that's a good you'll admit right now right here now you're wrong i'll admit that jason look it up i'll admit that point is wrong there is definitely a chocolate cake flavored ice cream there's a there's there's a flavored ice there's avocado ice cream chocolate are you an idiot would you look up chocolate cake ice cream was he looking up chocolate cake flavors yes chocolate flavored ice cream i think he was gonna do i don't don't give i don't think this
Starting point is 00:26:59 exists i mean it's just as ice this is just like oh wow look at that that's weird so it's chocolate ice cream cake this could be the search problem you know i'm not even is this a controversial take not a huge ice cream cake person ridiculously controversial take actually just plain wrong take i will say the icing that's on top of a ice an ice cream cake is like the best icing yeah icing wait what is it like a letter like a carvel like the top layer that is like the best icing dude i think that's the worst part of the cake oh no no no that's just so good first of all those crunchies are the best i was about to say the easiest easiest best part of the cake is the crunchies the crunchies are the crunchies are very nice but i really like i really like that that top
Starting point is 00:27:44 layer of frosting it's very tasty oh man i just that's the worst part of the cake that's that's the the least flavorful part of this whole cake no isn't isn't this icing like bro the entire top layer is so good it just tastes like it's just nothing no it's not it's not just nothing wait what do you mean top layer do you mean the blue or like even the top of the ice cream yeah the blue and the top you're talking about two different things okay like that that little line no i know what you're saying okay like it's really good ice cream but it's not fondant has no flavor i know i know but like that's i'm just trying to get where you're also there's no there's not even cake well it's in the shape of a cake yeah i guess i don't know i i'd prefer a regular cake i i agree with
Starting point is 00:28:23 them or if you want ice cream a cake a la mode no cake cake a la mode you kind of ruin it look But a good slice of apple pie a la mode. I'm a big fan of a la mode, a la moding things. Anything. Yeah, a la mode anything, really. Brownies, the skillet cookies. Are we hungry? Yes, I'm starving.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I'm kind of hungry. Have you ever had anything from the cake boss? Yeah. My high school graduation cake was from the cake boss. Oh, no way. What was it? Did you build a big thing? Actually, it was my elementary school graduation cake.
Starting point is 00:28:59 You graduated high school? Yeah. Okay. But I didn't get a cake from it. That sucks. It was a red velvet cake with fondant with my face on it. No way. It was awesome.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Was it a picture or was it made? It was a picture. Oh, I mean, we were going to splurge. I'm saying, are we doing Cake Boss or are we not doing Cake Boss? I'll tell you, if there's anyone who's capable. That was at the height of Cake Boss, too, so it was kind of expensive. And I'm not going to lie to you, fondant sucks ass and ruined the cake. It actually ruined the cake.
Starting point is 00:29:28 It's bad. It doesn't taste good. Why would it ruin the cake? Just don't eat the fondant. Yeah, but it's just... Eat the cake. Yeah, but it's like... Well, that's the whole...
Starting point is 00:29:35 If you have a layer on top of your cake that is like shit, then that kind of ruins your cake. I can totally see that. Yeah, I mean, if there was... Yeah, shit on it. The red velvet cake itself was pretty tasty. Well, you know, I'll tell you this. His whole show and all this publicity,
Starting point is 00:29:50 he didn't get it for having really good-tasting cakes. Also... That's not why he's the cake boss. That's true. He also kind of cheated. Like, all the cakes that he made the sculptures with was just rice and fondant rice rice crispy cheese and fondant like that's not even cake like you're cheating that's fair just just a lot he's more of a sculptor that got into the cake business
Starting point is 00:30:08 that's half the game probably yeah also and then great show though them delivering it in the trucks that seemed a little tricky as well i my friend brought us cookies from the cake boss and we were gonna eat them and he said no don't eat them yet obviously these cookies need milk went up to get the milk poured us all milk and then when we dipped the cookies tried to eat the cookies spoiled milk ruin the cookies ruin the ruin the cookies and then got mad at us because he gave us spoiled milk classic classic yeah i one time i uh got milk from the deli and i had a new birthday cake actually flavored protein powder to try out and because i got a free sample of it i'm serious i got a free sample sure so i poured it in when i mixed up
Starting point is 00:30:55 anything and i drank it i went oh man this sucks this this birthday cake flavor is terrible it's like all right i already made it so i'll drink the whole thing drank the whole thing probably like a half a quart of milk and then i the next day i made more with my normal protein powder that was like you know mint flavor or something i was like oh this sucks too what the hell and it turned out it was just spoiled like legit month and a half old milk i i think you i think you have something wrong with you i guess it's like who just muscles that how bad could that like it it couldn't have tasted good in any sort i was just like i'm in this it was a new protein powder a new free sample i never tried i went man is this is really sour that's really strange for a birthday cake flavor
Starting point is 00:31:41 yeah it's good for the gut though i'm talking about the the process of checks that just go through in a in a what i would consider the average person or just a normal person and it's like oh this tastes bad i had two ingredients can't i check more than 50 percent of them also also every time you use your milk you don't do a little great point i just bought it yeah but if you go to the deli and the the thing's sweating a lot of times the delis when you buy milk they're sweating like that the drawer you know what i'm talking about no the door the door like it has a condensation on it yeah but the milk there was nothing wrong with the refrigeration system the milk was straight up 45 days old that's 45 days past expiration okay okay okay here we go this is
Starting point is 00:32:31 absolutely the deli's didn't check the date though checking the date no oh this is psychotic i i didn't i didn't think that the deli would have 45 they all well no that doesn't matter that's for sure that doesn't matter they always have one that's like three days later well either way every time you get milk like the first thing you do is check the date right well not everybody no but then what if you get milk that expires in three days then you got you have to drink it all you're trying to get the the newest milk right um i do that with meats i do that with meats milk well that's good i'm gonna drink the milk before the expiration date anyway have you seen how much milk's in our fridge there is a lot of milk i go through a lot of milk i got like six things in
Starting point is 00:33:08 there right now i don't drink any milk i'm saying when you go this when you go to the dairy section i think i'm being victim blamed here no no i think you you you aren't the victim you aren't you are i think i am you are not the victim okay you're the victim of your for yourself in your in your uh ideal america delis are allowed to sell milk that is almost two months past the expiration no no that's your idea i don't think they should i don't think they should be allowed for i don't think they should be allowed but what i'm saying is i think a normal human would check what they're buying just check also when you i'm sorry i thought this was america i don't i don't when you go get a milk the first date is always first if i died from that i could sue yeah probably my
Starting point is 00:33:47 family could yeah no i think we we'd probably get a chunk of that i don't know man i i think it's i think you're there's a little bit of a responsibility on you to check the date of your milk a little bit what stop giving him that stop if it if it said the date 10 if it said the date on the side what who are you suing why do not do not give him 10 it has to be higher no i think it is higher honestly they should have not had that out 100 we all agree with that yes but you should also check the date of your meal i will take 10 blame don't give it 10 i'm not i think you're getting 50 honestly oh my gosh you're gonna be way higher 15 max is that way higher between this guy's a call that it's so low i must have misheard you that you said 50 you must have
Starting point is 00:34:31 meant 15 50 i will take 15 half their 16.5 is best i can do if you take under 51 you got scammed no i think it's 50 i think it's 50 50 it's their fault you should take that deal because that's a good it's their fault for having spoiled milk out and it's jt's fault for not looking at the date of his milk milk eggs meat yeah you look at the date on all of these things when you shop i'll tell you this i don't even shop and i know i'll tell you this much someone should really fire those employees who work there at Campus Deli.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Now he's name dropping. It was you. That was the deli I worked at. It was you. It was him the whole time. He stocked the milk. It was him the whole time.
Starting point is 00:35:10 So now it's 100. Now it's his 50 and the deli's 50, which is therefore his other 50. No, I feel like now it should actually drop to 40. No, I actually,
Starting point is 00:35:19 I didn't, that wasn't part of my job. I didn't stock the milk. I was kidding. He only drank it. Well, now it's back in the, whoever stocked the milk, their fault.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Yeah. 50%. If you reach for milk, grab the ones in the back. Also, check the dates. But what if they stock them from the front? They never stock them from the front. Also, first of all, rule of thumb, check the dates anyway. You're getting month-old milk.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Wasn't the container, like, exploding? Dude, surprisingly, no texture difference, nothing. I would love to see how it looks. I think maybe that only happens if you open the milk, then, like, leave it for a month and a half. But if you haven't opened it at all, perfectly sealed milk, four to five days goes by. I don't think the texture changes that much. At least that's what I found.
Starting point is 00:36:05 How do you not sniff the milk when you open it? Also, you got to check your eggs. You open your eggs at the store? Yeah. See if they're cracked? Of course. I'm not getting scanned out of an egg. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:36:16 You open the eggs and touch them? No. You can kind of just see if they're cracked or not. I guess if there was a crack on the bottom side, I guess you wouldn't see. Like you open the carton and then see if there's any that look cracked. I feel like most eggs now have the clear container, so I was confused what you were talking about. Oh, yeah. But, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:32 No, I still get that cardboard-y container egg. Those are the good eggs. I think what's actually true is you just haven't bought eggs in a while. Oh, I have eggs up in my fridge right now. It's true. His eggs? Yeah. And my eggs are right on top of it.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Which container do you have? I have the clear one. And then I think he has the cardboard one. When I go to Costco... Got away with this one. When I go to Costco, I sometimes get the clear one because that's what they have. But I feel like better eggs come in the cardboardy ones. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Here we go. Bacon, egg, and cheese wrap, at least. What kind of wraps are you giving us? Hold on. It better be a good one. You just, you, have some fun. Oh, my God. Type in a wrap.
Starting point is 00:37:12 It's the same one. Pick a new one. Have some. Tex-Mex wrap. BLT wrap. This is awful. All right. Well, we're getting our BLT wrap.
Starting point is 00:37:20 That usually means we've got to wrap up now. Arby's snack wrap. Ooh, Arby's snack wrap looks good. Oh, snack wrap comes back July 10th. This looks pretty good. Not sponsored. There you go. Arby's chicken ranch wrap from Arby's.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Thank you for that. What is it about a wrap that's so nice? The presentation? I think it's the convenience of it. Just hold it with one hand. Eat it while you walk. You can walk with a wrap. Don't walk.
Starting point is 00:37:41 You can walk with a wrap. Dude, if you're not, first of all, if someone's walking with a wrap, slap it out of their hands more. This is ridiculous. You're just pretending to be busy. You can't stop and eat this wrap. I'm not, but I'm just saying, I think that's one of the alluring parts is that I can just have this to go.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Also, you just look like the guy, like if you were walking down the street, eating a burrito, I'd be like, just someone smack it out of his hand. See, I couldn't eat a burrito. At least a good burrito. A tiny burrito. Yeah, I could be a tiny burrito. See, Danny, you seem like you would be a fan of, and I was very much as well, the to-go thing from KFC.
Starting point is 00:38:15 They fit in your cup holder. Remember that? Oh yeah, it has a little thing. That's for busy people. That's for busy people. That's for busy people. It was chicken and fries and sauce and whatever, and it would fit in a cup holder. Wait, have you ever eaten a slice of pizza while moving, while walking?
Starting point is 00:38:30 That's a perfect to-go food as well. The New Yorker fold. Walk around. We're busy people. We're busy people. We've got things to do. I just know you guys aren't. We've got places to be.
Starting point is 00:38:39 That's the problem. If he's walking with a – why are you doing that? We've got places to be. No, you do not. It's New York. It's New York. We've got places to be. I'm walking here with my pizza.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Have I ever walked eating a – I don't think I've walked eating anything. I don't know if you can walk and eat. He can't ride a bike, so. What are we doing now? Now what are we doing? Now what are we doing? Everybody relax.
Starting point is 00:38:59 God is ace. All right. We're actually getting the wrap up now. Oh, now we're getting a warning sign? All right, whatever. JT, tell them where to find you and your Reese's Cups. Find me on Instagram at the Jballs. You can find me at DannyIsWatching and walking down the street with a slice of pizza.
Starting point is 00:39:12 You can find me at AntPrisco. Can't forget to. The Picky Boys on Instagram. The Picky Boys on Twitch. don't forget to follow our gaming channel and as always the picky boys on tiktok and if you see danny walking down the street with any food in his hand you have permission to smack it no do not that is that is a that is actually a salt you don't get salt on your food that is a salt that's a piece of salt just blame me it's fine all right thank you everybody

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