Picky Boys Podcast - Summer Merch Is Here!! - Picky Boys Podcast #159

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Jt, and Danny discuss swallowing pills when you're older, tricking dogs to eat things, JT roasting a friend's dad and things that look good but don't taste good. Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

chemical it's i swear to god it smelled like cheese or or i don't know one pregnant lady drinking i was not there you know i just want to shove a bunch of marbles in my mouth three two one lightsaber you suck don't do that she like got very very scared and worried it's like all right new seats new us you ready pretty much three two one welcome back to the picky boys podcast welcome back welcome back what's what's already already a mistake i want to make sure i get the cam you know new seats today new seats i wanted to see what the spacious spaciousness spacious couch is like um guys don't forget to like subscribe and you know share it with your aunts and uncles we'll do that in the beginning today but also there's news right

there's news that we have some new fire banging merch um so the drip as the kids would call it this is what it looks like yeah well there's three different designs you got the little logo one that's a cool one we got the neon sign one that's a cool one and then we got the what I think will be an instant classic the fire twisted tea merch fire twisted tea merch well it's just

you know I don't know if we can say it's twisted tea merch it's it's twisted twist it's

picky tees it's picky boys merch that looks very similar to a thing very close very good that rhymes with boosted bee

boosted bee that's it yeah so you can go get that right now at pickyboys.com r slash kiss me I'm holy

yeah Something like that. No, it's just pickyboys.com. And in a Twisted Tea fashion, there's a picture on the back, you know, making fun of their pictures. And then we try to submit it to real Twisted Tea like we did. We've tried almost every year for four years, and we got caught with another rule again. Yeah, there's always a picture on the back, and it's always like a very dumb picture of some guy just like, Yeah.

But supposedly one of the rules is that you can't be drinking in the picture. Can't be drinking in it. And no religious figures, so Danny automatically... Which seems really weird. I mean, you know, it's not like they want you to drink their stuff, so... Imagine the CEO's like, wait, you guys are drinking these?

This is a toilet cleaner. You guys do it. No, I don't know why that is. Like I said, is it something about the laws? Is there, like, laws against drinking alcohol in advertisements? Do I look like a lawyer? I don't know. I don't know. If you ever think of, like,

like a beer ad it's kind of like a like pharmaceutical ads like it's it's about the thing but they're not actually drinking and consuming it it's definitely not like a pharmaceutical so you're saying like find out if bud light is right for you yeah there's no pharmaceutical like i had where like they're injecting the medicine no they never show the medicine but no i don't know i feel like a lot of them are just like it's a party and there's just like a bud light on the table but no one's actually drinking it you know so it's all staged i don't know i don't know i feel like post malone and in one of his bud light commercials he's chugging them maybe no i don't know i don't know what do they think's gonna happen what do they think we're

doing no i'm saying it might just be like fcc like ad laws you know all right right well i think that's why a lot of the pictures on the back are cans not bottles you can't see how much you're drinking out of a can until you grab that thick boy true you know you know what i heard that blew my mind that on every package like if you get a package of chips or a package of food at the deli the picture on the package is what the serving size is what does that mean like so if so so so if if you get a bag of sun chips and there's there they'll be like a like a like a little pile of sun chips on the bag that'll be 12 chips because that's the serving size is 12 chips how How does one figure this information out?

I don't know. I mean, I don't even know if it's really true. Yeah, I'm questioning it. Is it like law you're saying? That's by law. It's one of those tidbits you see on the internet. Yeah, it's one of those tidbits. And then I did look at a bag of chips I have, and it was accurate.

So I'm going to give it a Danny stamp of approval. Danny fact check? That's a Danny fact check. Yeah, so if you can prove me wrong, Try to find a bag that has a picture of it, a picture of the food on the bag that is over the serving size of that bag. You're just going to get a whole bunch of DMs now with a bunch of food pics, which is what you probably always want. Yes, send me your food pics. Send me whatever, you know, what do you think tastes good, what do you think doesn't taste good, I don't know.

What do you think looks good? I mean, well, look and taste are not synonymous by any means. Smell, though. Some of the shittiest looking food I've ever seen is the one that just absolutely hits. I'll be honest. Everything I've seen that looks like I would hate, hated it. Yeah, I agree. Wait, what have you seen that is?

Like you ever have like a gumbo? Gumbo looks just like a pile of like very chunky soup. It's not an appealing looking dish at all, but it is banging. Absolutely fire. Yeah, but I also need that whiff. I need that whiff. Well, the smell has nothing. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't bring smelly shit into this, buddy. You know what? I'm sorry. We're keeping it to the two senses right now. It's sensual eaters. I understand. I understand. But wait, wait, wait.

I mean, it just looks like a chunky soup, though. It doesn't look bad. It looks like a goulash. Chunky soups are good. Yeah, but we like goulash. But it doesn't look appealing. It kind of just looks like throw up. Goulash doesn't look appealing.

You know, there you go. Goulash does not look appealing. Goulash is great. A lot of soups, chili, like those kind of things. Oh, yeah. They don't look very good. Yeah, they do. They taste so good.

Or is it just because you're a child and it looks like the poo-poo? It does look like the poo-poo. I don't agree with either of you. You don't think chili has a poop resemblance? If you think that, I think you should see a doctor. No, no, no, no, no, no. Chili does not look like poop. It doesn't look like poop, but it is poop reminiscent.

Chili is almost always reddish brown, which if your poop looks like that, you are having colon issues. I don't know about that. Listen, is your poop red? No. I'm pretty sure. But chili's brown, a lot of times brown. And also, it depends what bowl it's in. If chili's in a deep bowl, I don't know the color.

It looks black in there. It's like, this is a pile of weird. But also, by the way, this whole premise we're laying out also works the other way around. Do you ever see like a, specifically it happens to me in bakeries. Do you ever see like an amazing dessert, looks so good, and you eat it, and it's just not good at all. What is this, meringue? They're not good at all. It's because they're constantly in those bakeries putting in ingredients that just don't need to be.

I feel like some of those desserts are just pieces of bread are in them. And they're also like the casino where instead of pumping O2, they pump sweet baked cookies in the air. It's like, oh, everything in here is delicious. Well, they are baking them there. Yeah, no, but I feel like they still have scents. They spray it right for me. They've got candles. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

But yeah, no, and then once you leave it and you have your 20 desserts you bought and the mirage fades away, and now you're like, oh, these things are not that good. These things suck. Macaroons? Yeah. But in general, I will agree with you that food, what it looks like is what you get. A lot of times.

So the opposite of what you started this conversation with. I'm saying there are many times where the opposite does happen. But in general, it is a good rule. It's a good way to judge what a food will be. You ever had

like uh you ever had i don't know like a significant other cook something for you and you have to pretend it's good and you're like every bite's a struggle see the pretend part is what's hurting here i think i'd be like okay we're ordering out now it's like you tried your best you know i appreciate the effort but i'm not eating this i'm not putting this fouled stuff in my body it's like this looks and tastes bad you know i've definitely done that but i'm really bad that faking faking it i'm not good never faked it before i i would just i i like i try to be like oh these are really good but every everybody who knows me knows that if they if i actually thought they're really good i'd probably have another one yeah so when they're like you want another one i'm

like nope i'm good i'm the first one was so good i just i just started the diet today yeah five minutes later they look at your phone why are you on uber eats yeah so that's my tell platinum If I don't go for another, I am flat a member. All right, so if you don't eat the whole tray, it's not good. I agree with that. You know, like, who eats one of something? Not the whole tray. Unless it's a burger.

Give it to Fett. If it's like a mini weenie, you know, who eats one mini weenie? True. Super Bowl parties, everyone's eating. Oh, man. Pigs in a blanket are the shit. Dude, I would wrap myself in a blanket and call me a piggy. I love them so much.

I don't know why. It's something about the tininess of it that makes it better, I think. Oh, you like the tiny weenies? No, I think it's that. Well, first of all, I'm more of a blanket fan. Oh, you like the blanket? I like the blanket. You like the blanket.

Especially when the blanket's like the flaky, crispy blanket. Oh, my God. Yeah, I got you. I can't believe it. Off the chain wax. Off the chain wax. Absolutely. This has become the Taste Buds podcast.

The Taste Buds pod. The Picky Boys pod. Which, by the way, that podcast is very funny. Somehow, they're both so passionate about food. Sal and... Wait, this is real? Yeah. Sal Volcano and...

And his friend. And his friend. They have a podcast where they talk about food, right? And they're both very, very clearly passionate about food and somehow can't agree on a single thing about food. Every episode is just them arguing about food. It's pretty good, though. It is pretty good.

Last episode, they got very heated about cookies versus ice cream. Which one is better? And the answer is obviously cookies, for sure. Oh, God. I knew as soon as you said that, I knew it was going to explode. JT's an ice cream boy, dude. No, that is ridiculous. I like ice cream cookie sandwiches.

I'll be the... Sorry if I'm sniffling this whole podcast, by the way. These pollen got some hands. Dude, these allergens... It's like they put on MMA gloves and are choking me out. Dude, I can't breathe. There's some serious pollen in there. What is the other ones?

Allergen? Will flower? No. What are you talking about? Snow? Snow bunny? Something wheat? No, there's something wheat.

Buckwheat? Buckwheat. Surprise. No, no, no. It is buckwheat, though. No, buckwheat is like something you make noodles with. You're absolutely... Are you sure it's not the

plants that have the long green stem and then the weird hot dog looking thing around it? I thought that was called buckwheat. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Oh, God. That sounds like such a perfect name for them. I think it's called glizzy wheat.

It is called glizzy wheat. A corn dog. What is buckwheat? Dude, as a kid, you know how many times I thought that was a corn dog? I thought corn dogs grew in the wild. I don't believe you. I swear to God as a child. You know, it's a stupid kid thing.

I don't believe you for one and a half seconds. It's like stupid kid shit. I thought it was corn dog. So, yeah. Tell me it doesn't look like a corn dog, though. I don't believe you. Yes, it looks like a corn dog. I don't believe you that you ever once in your life thought that those were corn dogs growing out of the ground.

I thought they grew out in the wild. I don't believe you. I was a dumb, dumb child. I also thought that if I cleaned my shirt twice, it wouldn't get dirty. No, no, no, no. That type of dumb, you don't outgrow. If you believe that, you're still dumb. No, no, no.

Impossible. I thought if I cleaned my shirt twice in the washing machine, it wouldn't get dirty one time if I rolled around in mud. Like an extra life. That makes sense. What? That makes sense more? Oh, yeah. No, you're not.

Fine. You're right. It's definitely extra clean, so it's more resistant to the mud. More resistant to dirty. All I'm saying is I thought I was putting armor on my clothes by destroying them with bleach. I should try that. Do you think they've ever made a shirt that is impossible to be stained, but then the shirt companies just killed them?

Because they were like, you're going to run us out of business. Oh, you mean like the washing machine companies? The detergent companies, the Tide Stick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. The same way as we have water engines and the gas companies went, all right, buddy, relax, we're not there yet. Have you ever seen that?

You ever go to a shoe store, like a footlocker, and the guys are like, yo, you got to get this too. and they spray the foam on and then they pour the water on it and it just like beads up. It's like, all right, what am I going to do? Spray my shoes every day now? Yeah, exactly.

But well, yeah, well, I never bought it. But first of all, if I can't spray my feet with those and walk on water, make the product stronger, buddy. Yeah, but I do think that there's probably something has been created like that for shirts. Dude, you know how Tide sticks are supposed to be used? You're supposed to, if you have a stain, you're supposed to press it

and then immediately throw them in the wash. You're supposed to wait like five minutes. Right, but then like the same day, throw them in the wash. I did not do that. You didn't read the instructions. I did not. No, I did not read.

I thought a Tide stick was like, oh, this is a magic wand and I could like just do this. The stain will go away. I left it. Jeans too, jeans. And who washes jeans once a week? Nobody.

How long you keep jeans? Depends on how many times I wear them. All right, fine. I probably wear them, I'd say three times and wash them. Okay, fine. So my first, I put it on, wore them two more times.

smells like cheese it smells like cheese not good in a car wait man so i mean i knew obviously i thought this was very common knowledge that obviously if he if he got the tide stick it was just to make sure it didn't become like a deep stain and then you immediately throw them in the wash when you get home that's exactly what i prefaced this way yeah but yeah but it's not but you said thurman if you're supposed to run five minutes later i've never done that i don't know the exact i don't know the exact time you're supposed to you're supposed to tide stick it wait, let it settle, let it do its Tide magic, and then throw it in. My point is if you don't do that and you just let it sit,

it smells like cheese, like cheese on a pasta. The Tide stick smells like cheese? I swear to God. No, no, no. The stain will smell like cheese. It's something about the chemical. I swear to God, it smelled like cheese. I was in a car, and everyone was like, a little bit?

You know, you ever get those? And I'm like, oh, God, was it me? And you kind of lift your leg to sniff the stain. It smelled like cheese. Can we talk about how Tide pods are just begging to be eaten? those look good but taste bad how is anyone surprised

by the fact that there was a craze about eating them they look delicious also it's like marbles you know I just want to shove a bunch of marbles in my mouth too

they look too pretty marbles look good I don't know if you guys know much about these but D20 dice like dice like D&D dice Dungeons and Dragons

they have they come in all different kinds of like shades and colors and flavors they look they look like tasty

yeah they look tasty they look tasty Specifically, D12 dice. They're kind of more... They have only 12 sides. They look like the perfect gusher. It's perfect. Every time I'm playing, I'm like,

oh, I'm going to eat these dice. It's like, oh, can someone else roll these for me, please? Yeah, he's going to gush. Yeah. It's like, I don't understand. We had 12 D12s before. We had 24 of them. Yeah, they're all inside of me.

We have 10 now. They look very good. Your dog ever eats something and you had to wait for it to come out to get it? I feel like that happens a lot with people my dog wasn't one of those oh I dropped my necklace eating it

this doesn't even taste good eating it cause f*** you owner what if you had a nice sandwich like a nice meatball sub and then you got into your house and that was a bunch of subby meatballs on the key and you drop it and your dog ate the key now you gotta wait for it to poop

it's never happened to me if you covered your key with meatball you wouldn't eat it no and and you and you cook you lick it he wouldn't eat it he wouldn't eat it he would know there's a metallic key it's pretty big yeah but he's a big dog i'm saying just yeah lap that shit up no because we would we would do stuff like that like uh exactly but we would have a treat or not a treat right he'd have a bunch of toys and maybe this is one toy he didn't like so we tried we had cooked hamburgers one night right and we just poured all the grease all over it i was like

maybe this will make him like it more and then he just licked it up and down and then never played with the toy again man didn't like his toy yeah i don't know i think i could i could trick i'm not gonna but i think i could trick a dog to eat like a like a key is very big a marble dogs chew when they eat right do they yeah yeah definitely a little bit but not enough not enough and also if they felt something hard they'll just be like oh this is a hard chew toy they don't know this was a key my dog's smart man my dog doesn't think that corn dogs grow out of the ground he's a smart dog he's a smart dog he's not gonna do all this nonsense maybe five-year-old antonio would eat some keys could you could you my dog would not even swallow a key me yeah no i can't even swallow

my my allergy pill it's like a dog you can't even see it you could definitely swallow a key mr 17 pills over here oh yeah i could take that is dude that is literally psychotic yeah i was taking this uh this supplement right and uh you'd have to take a lot to get any sort of effect And it's not steroids. That sounded weird the way I just said it. But anyway, I would show these guys. I could take like 16 of these massive pills in one go. I can't.

It was so – I went, what are you doing? And he had just a handful. It looked like a handful of pills swallowing like candy. Yeah. Dude, I have that weak throat. When I was like, I don't know, 14 or 12 or something, my parents set me down at the dinner table and was like, all right, you should start taking real vitamins now.

so we're gonna we're gonna teach you how to swallow a pill it was like an hour and a half long ordeal of me just like crying i can never do it and then you know you just gotta once you get it down you get it down now now i can just like do it like boop boop i can swallow pills now but i had like i have i forget what it's called every time but i have like weak throat muscles or something you know i can't i'm not good with that and it just it would either get stuck or come back up and i can never swallow pills until recently when i kind of figured out eventually you figure out your own body and it's like okay i i kind of know how to place the pill it's all mind game but it's not yes it is it absolutely is suck off it's a medical condition no it's that first of all that

just means you're a bad lover you're making secondly it's it's just it's just in your head it's simply incorrect i can swallow 16 pills at once buddy i know what i'm talking about that makes you a freak also it's just inevitable like you're gonna have to swallow a pill at some point Like, not every medicine comes in gummy flavored. Dude, I'm terrified of the time where I'm, like, older and they put down, like, the baby-sized pill in front of me. It's, like, swallowing me, so you're going down. And I'm like, kill me here. I can't do it.

I will choke and die on a pill that's supposed to save my life. That's ironic. Yeah, so many old people just take pills to, like, live every day, like a ton of pills. Is that what they need to live? There has to be one they don't need. Because when I walk into my great-grandma's basement. That one's just ecstasy. and it's like 40 pills like what what is this all this for it's like this one needs to be at

2 p.m this one at 2 30 if you need it for blood uh blood you need like blood thinning blood thickening anti-cholesterol more cholesterol it's like what are we getting it's like the wolf of wall street this one's to lower my cholesterol but that one raises my blood pressure and i have to take this for that it's like it's like a domino of pills it's like where does where does it end it ends in the ground i guess you know i i'm pretty sure they need them all to live or like to live properly properly yeah but the thing is like also there's no i i know there are proper ones probably the pill things you know monday tuesday wednesday but they don't know what day it is it's like oh this is my second tuesday one well they make they make like hundreds

of fucking different different things to make sure you stay on top of your pill consumption because people like people it's it's kind of a hard task to like take these things and if you take too many then you're gonna you're gonna be in a lot of trouble and so you know they make all these like devices like they make one where uh it's like a timer and so if you take once you open the bottle it'll tell you how many hours you since you have opened it last because some people take their pill in the morning and then at like 11 o'clock they're like oh shit i take the pill dude yeah definitely dude i do that with my vitamins i can't even imagine i can't even imagine having a problem like older and needing to do that i can't even do it now properly my

friend's one of those people has to take all those pills he uh good guy very good guy but god wants to kill him god wants to kill him this man uh is on his like fourth heart right now there's a rockefeller oh yeah yeah i mean goes through more hearts than breaks more hearts than taylor swift but uh but yeah he has to take like a bunch of pills every day i'm sure he has one of those systems yeah or you know see but like if he's still he's young right if he's still young you probably have maybe unless he's living on his own but you probably have like a parent or someone to do it like I guess they need care but you know it just it seems like a dangerous like it's like a scary situation it's like oh if I didn't take

it that's gonna be bad dude and if I take another one it'll be bad dude do you remember the craze of kids stealing pills from their parents cabinets going to a party crushing them all up putting them in a powder and just wrapping them in tissue paper and just taking it that definitely still happens but yeah the point like yeah but it was a guy there's a name for it but it's not like it's It's like a pill pinata or something. No, but it made news for a while, and now it's like, yeah, that just happens. But that's psychotic also.

But it's not like they're taking Viagra from their parents. No, it's worse. It's worse. It's like Oxy, Xanax. They're taking the good ones. You never know. People are dumb. It's like, oh, you can't get to this party unless you bring pills.

It's like, oh, yeah, these look exactly like this, but this is just Viagra. Everyone's running around hard and hard. That's called parachuting it, by the way, also. So you put it in, crush it up, whatever it is up, put in tissue paper. Yo, I think I just took a low blood pressure medicine. I'm going skydiving, bro. Don't cut me, bro. Dude, if I walk into a party and people are just crushing pills and just putting them together, what is going on?

I'm a rat now. I'm a rat now. What are you going to do? Police. You're going to call the police? Police. Police? I'm uncomfortable.

Police, I'm uncomfortable. There's people skiing snow mountains out here. I think, no. I would just say, no, thank you, and leave. No, thank you. No, we're not calling the police on anybody out here. I know that neither of you would leave the party. You wouldn't.

I wouldn't call the police. I know you wouldn't do it. I wouldn't call the police. I might leave the party. I don't want to see that. I don't believe you guys. I might leave the party. Very, very possible.

We've seen people do worse at parties. And I can name three off the top of my head right now. One, pregnant lady drinking. Boom. That's true. I was not there. Probably left. There was an altercation.

There was an altercation. Somebody said, like, hey, you shouldn't be doing this. Hey, maybe you... She was smoking a cigarette, too. That's good. At least, I mean, if you're going to do one, at least make this kid a hero. You know, he's popping out immune to everything. And she was...

Yeah, that's how it went. And she got real upset about it. She was like, let me live my life. She said that, like, my boyfriend's going to beat you up or something. Which, the guy was an MMA fighter. Not the boyfriend. The guy who said something. Yeah, yeah.

So that was not happening. That's true. Oh, the boyfriend. Yeah, yeah. The boyfriend's like, you know what? Bring him out. Don't bring me into this. Look at him.

Yeah, bring him out. He's like, I'm not fighting your battles. You're drinking with our kid. Oh, God, it popped. The old JT special. The old JT special. I have this game I wanted to try. It's on TikTok.

Okay. What's that? I know exactly what you're going to do. What is it? The way you have to say it at the same time. God, me and Danny. That's what happens when you sit over there. Yo, TikTok is the shit.

All right, well, stay away from my family. But it's harder with three people. But I think electrons are flowing in the room right now. Okay. I can get behind that. So it's, like, you say a word, and then, like, if it's not the same, you kind of, like, connect it, and then you go to the next word until all the same. You want to do a round with you, too, so I can get it? All of us say the same word.

I mean, I don't know how fast we'll do it. All right, so. All right, three, two, one. Tea. Twisted tea. Okay. Oh, it's one word. Oh, right.

All right, okay, so here we go. Ready? Okay. Well, now we can't do it. You obviously can't do tea again. Right, right. So now it's a new word. Yeah.

So three, two, one. Drink. Drink. Okay. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Cooler.

Okay. Close. All right. All right. Three, two, one. Ice. Okay. Three, two, one.

Freezer. Yeah. So now would all three of us have to say the same word? Yeah, all three of us. That's going to be rough. It's going to be really hard. But it was good. It was pretty good.

Okay. I don't know. The first one's going to be hard. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be all over the place. All right. But as long as two people get one, I feel like it's easy. All right.

All right. Three, two, one. Yoda. Big podcast. What did you say? Yoda. I said picnic. He's got a baby Yoda.

Okay. Wait, wait. What was your word? Picnic. And what was yours? Podcast. Okay. Three, two, one.

Star Wars. Green. No, no. You're just going off what you said. You got to try to match. You got to match up the game. I got a strategy. I got a strategy.

He's just going lightsaber. Luke Skywalker. What did you say? Picky. So, picky Star Wars green. Oh, we already said Yoda? yeah that's the thing you go back to yoda i don't know if we can go back to yoda yeah we got it okay we just got to get one that's that's closer picky star wars green picky star wars green oh i

okay all right three two one lightsaber you suck all right so we have lightsaber and movie jt like he already he already sucked up star wars what are we gonna do uh green all right green lightsaber okay no no no it's movie lightsaber um all right well that could be all right all right i'm not sure if it would work with just jt all right all right let me let me try one-on-one with someone okay i want to see you two go all right all right fresh fresh though fresh fresh okay ready uh sure three two one couch oh interesting

okay uh okay three two one rest it was it was gonna be i bench was such the clear word uh bench and rest rest yeah uh that's actually a tough one okay literally literally couch yeah uh oh well oh yeah oh yeah this one's out of left field i don't know said you might as well all right all right three two one sitting yeah it fits wait what did you say sit yeah okay sit and homeless um three two one park park come on park yeah i said beg like a beggar

No, yeah, they'd be sitting. Beg in the park. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Juggler. What?

You say juggler? He's throwing. No, no, no. I don't know. You never think of... I thought of a street performer, and I was like, that's two words. so i so i just thought of the first useless talent i thought of juggling i like juggling well yeah so juggle juggler and dog

okay that is that's a talent that's a talent by the way juggling dogs this is terriers going around again i'm going more obscure with it you realize that doesn't work that's the complete opposite of the game that's true no no but this is an obscure one juggler dog okay ready uh yeah three two one circus oh that's good you guys are close you guys are close circus and seal oh fuck are we close yeah yeah yeah there's seals in the circus are there yeah bounce the ball you know an aqua aerobic circus have you gone to uh sea world um before all the terrible they still got seals all right circus circus and seal three two one ball wait god damn it or or i don't know what no i was gonna say lion i was

gonna say elephant so like animal i was gonna go okay i thought you're gonna say sea world but You already said that. All right, so what do we have now? We got a lion and a ball. Tell you, me and Antonio get it in three tries. You ready, Antonio? Sure. So we just lose?

Yeah, you guys way lost. You throw in. You had money on you. Three tries, but the first word is important. You're match fixing. I was not match fixing. All right, let's go. All right, ready?

Three, two, one. Coffee. Coffee game. okay it's gonna be a little rough all right i think he's got i think if the first one's that off you just gotta read like kind of just yeah next one all right we've still got three tries though two more tries yeah three two one cup i was gonna say all right no we're good we got it we got it we got it we got a cup like you know we got it we got it we got it ready uh no we jt come on we got it electrons uh it's not one word come on jt no it's curing cup

you got it but this isn't one word it's no not that one then okay ready three two one mug yeah this guy there it is well idiots can you show everybody your socks oh you wanna after this can i can i tell a story that's gonna make me the most unlikable person in the world that's very i like those socks it's their sanity I don't know I like my sock game I like people People judge

It's like a book by its cover You know all those shoes are weird But then if I took off my shoes Those look like warm socks They are way too warm Like too warm Well they were the first ones I grabbed at the top of my

You know Whatever thing You have a sock pile Sock pile yeah And then they were fluffy I was like okay Let's be some comf And it's also been raining

So I say I say we end on JT's story though Alright Antonio hasn't heard this story I have like 15 stories More to tell So

We're never ending You know what Let's just go live Antonio hasn't heard this story, but it makes me a very unlikable person. Has he heard this story? Yeah, I know. So, like, two weeks ago, I went to my friend's. My friend's girlfriend invited me to his surprise party, which was great.

Very nice thing. Honestly, probably, like, the nicest thing that a significant other can do. The whole surprise thing, invite all the friends. It's a very nice thing to do, right? So, nice lady is what I'm trying to say. And then I had a great time, went to the brewery. uh afterward everyone kind of leaves then it's just uh us three and we go back and i'm sleeping in his house because it's kind of far away and i've had a lot to drink right and somehow the

topic comes up uh how i said that i'm gonna i want to at some point like probably in the far far future want to you know stop working a full-time job and just day trade right and she's like oh my god you can't do that like don't do that she like got very very scared and worried And it's like, my dad, we used to be a really well-off family, like really well-off, high, high, upper class, millions of dollars. My dad, after the recession, tried his hand at day trading and lost it all. And I was thinking about the meme and I was very drunk and I thought it would be funny. And I said, listen, I'm sorry about your dad losing all his money, but I'm built different. And much to my surprise, not a single laugh, not a single laugh.

and uh and that was pretty much that oh my god i had a great time otherwise jt she opened up and she thought she was saving your life and you just went well your dad's an idiot the fact that no one laughed makes us 10 times better it was only it was only essentially you and her there it was me her and her boyfriend which is my my very good friend that's not even a joke you're making that's just too this is for you if there was a studio audience there would have been some laughs or a lot of overlay a bunch of yeah put it put it in that is funny though you uh i mean and what she said i mean you are there's that's the home it was i was memeing a little bit i was i was trolling as the kids say but what'd she say was her face just like okay i'm never i think she

said i invite you here i think she said that's what he said everyone everyone thinks that yeah I was like, that's what he said. Everyone thinks that about your dad. Your dad sucks. Double down on it. Triple down. Say idiot. Now you're poor.

All right, let's go around, Danny. Oh, I'm first now? Well, you're over there. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram and TikTok. Nailed it. Nice. You can find me on Instagram at JTHolden97. JT is important, right?

You can find me at Ant Prisco. Can't forget to follow Pinky Boys Podcast Like, share, subscribe There you go There it is I think he sounded Exactly like you right now

Yeah, but faster But yeah, much faster Slow it down It'll sound It's knuckles Alright, peace guys