Picky Boys Podcast - Take A Sip If You Have Done This! (Do Not Lie) - Picky Boys Podcast #425

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

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welcome back to the picky boys podcast oh you're cracking yeah did he show a crack we got drinks today we got drinks antonio brought us a game drinks drinks drinks sorry were we supposed to housekeep first is there any housekeeping um we should probably like start giving them card-a-thon like every time now card-a-thon breadcrumbs not even just like july 10th july 10th put it on your calendar big day also apparently uh like decent guests coming wait when does it end yeah it's up to you it's up to you twitch.tv slash the picky boys get in there follow and then you get a notification every time we're live so boom pop in it's gonna be the blockbuster event of the summer i don't blockbuster the problem with danny is he's been going to so many movies that all his

rhetoric now is movie terminology yeah yeah i mean that's that's true like my grandfather did say there are two types of people in the world all right there's losers oh and amca listers oh my god and i am one of the one of the a listers so you know not to toot my own horn by the way you will you will cry what you will cry at the sheep movie the sheep detective so sad that looks so good that movie looks it is oh come on you see the trailer i did i did i did he was the one actually that was downplaying and he's like no it's about sheep i was downplaying it and even 20 minutes in i was like this is just a dumb movie about sheep and then an hour and a half in i'm i'm shedding tears legitimate tears did you cry for alone did you was there someone else in

the theater yeah i mean people behind me why are they always behind you what's that about people where do you where do you pick the seat like where are you row b b in the middle yeah b wait b is so b is like two rows no wonder no one's ahead of him it's these smaller these smaller theaters b is a perfectly fine seat because there's a recliner or two you're it's pretty good oh you're in the jerk off red seats oh yeah wow so wait so your story of when you were in the seat and that couple was behind you they were in the love seats yeah of course that's what every movie theater is basically now bro they're in the love seats you really the bar goes up i love when there's nobody next to me in the seat because then i can put the

bar up and lounge display no not display that's that too though that's that too let's play did Did anybody have a blanket? People do bring blankets, yeah. They do. Ah, yeah. That's great. That's just out in front of everyone then. Yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to bring a blanket into the movie theater.

Yeah, I would agree. Do you bring one? No. Just solo? No, that would be weird. No, he doesn't need a blanket for that. Oh, yeah. I just bring my special popcorn bucket.

Wait, really? And that's, yeah. It has a hole in the bottom. Oh. JT, come on. JT, come on. The weight really was so, like, childhood wonder. I thought he had a reusable bucket.

I thought he was being environmentally conscious. I'm sorry. This guy's jerking off in movie theaters. It's a jerk-off conversation, Danny goes, oh, yeah, I got a special popcorn bucket with a hole. Oh, wow, that's so endearing. You must care about the turtles. He's jerking off into popcorn. Oh, it's not Patreon.

Yeah. It's like the dune popcorn bucket. Exactly. But upside down. But upside down. ew okay let's let's go what are we doing let's go oh okay let's play the game so this game is called take a sip if i think it's a version of never have i ever soda but we're taking sips i think it's just like you know if your favorite oh he's pulling take a sip if you know everyone

that's so dumb all right we're all we're all sitting like everyone here yeah oh yeah Oh, it's going to be like that? You could play this at a party where you're meeting people for the first time. Wait, it's all of us every time, or that's just me? It's all of us every time. All of us. Oh, we only have two drinks. Oh, I put Jameson in there.

Jameson Red Bull. I did take a sip. Play along at home, by the way. I don't know what time is it. Oh, it's noon. Noon on Sunday. Brunch. Brunch.

Have a mimosa. Take a picture. Late brunch. Of age. Take a picture of you having a mimosa. My turn? Yep. Take a sip if you are scared of kids.

Having them or just their presence? I think their presence. And I think you're afraid of kids. No, I'm not afraid of kids. I would be afraid of having them. I'm a little afraid of having them, too. Okay. What if he's an asshole?

Oh, you mean that way? Or anything. What if he... I feel like that would be your fault. Probably. And I'm scared of that. Yeah, no, me too. Oh, I didn't know we were going real with it.

I just felt like, you know how Danny would hide behind a telephone pole when any car would go by him? i thought if danny saw a group of kids coming up the street danny be like i don't maybe i'll cross no teenagers maybe teenagers okay so you're a little scared of kids those are still kids are you trying to say they're not kids they're teens they're teens i'm just saying yeah yeah i guess i guess if if that's the case then i can be afraid of kids sometimes if that's the case then i guess i can be afraid i'm just annoyed by kids though that's true that's true that's true all right danny's scared of kids nobody else okay take a sip if you aren't superstitious but you're a little stitious i'm a little i'm definitely i'm definitely a little stitious i'm definitely

definitely not superstitious are there any ways that that manifests like what like how like okay when the team you're rooting for is is uh you know they were down a lot now they're down a little and then one of your friends says something about a comeback and it's like why would You say that. You're right. You're right. Don't say it's a comeback. Or if we're keeping the sports vain, in the middle of a bet maybe, and we're like, oh,

we got this. You're like, yo. Oh, there's no way to lose this now. Or you know what I do a lot? If I'm driving my family or something, and my mom will go, oh my god, what a lovely trip. There's no traffic. I'm like, I can't believe you said that. Like, I can't believe you said that out loud.

Like, why would you say this? And then car crash up ahead, 40 extra minutes. I'm like, thanks, mom. At least it's not raining. Thunderstorm. Then I'm just smacking my leg like, damn it, damn it, damn it. So you're both little stitious. Little stitious.

You're not a little stitious? I'm a little... A little T? I knock on the outside of the plane before I go in every time. Like when you're entering through the door. I haven't heard of this. A little side panel. Give it a little knock.

Is it wood? Good job, old Bessie. Wood. Isn't that metal? No, it's metal. What planes are you on? No, I'm asking. I'm asking.

I'm asking. I'm asking. I'm asking. I'm asking. I'm asking. I'm asking. I'm asking. I'm asking.

They're also out in front rotating the rubber band. You mean the Wright Brothers? The Wright Brothers. He's back to popcorn. The movies. Is it Orville Wright? Orville and James Wright? It might be.

No one's been named Orville in 100 years. That sounds right. He's going to movies too much. Okay, I was asking because, you know, knocking on wood is good luck. Why are you knocking on metal? That's actually a good question. It's just kind of like a knock, kind of. Just like a good job.

Like old Bessie. Good job, Appa. kind of situation yeah last airbed what the hell yep kind of shit you know yeah exactly wait is this before or after before so you tell them good job before what's the point of after i'm entering the plane i am knock on it just to be like i feel like you're not a little stitious a little t if you do it after it's already done yeah so you essentially give the plane you got this buddy yeah and sometimes i try to do it sneakily because i don't want people to be like did he just put something on the outside of the plane honestly that's fair

i don't think i've seen you do that but if i did i'd be like what are you doing well next time you're on a plane with me look i do it every single time also i don't know if we talked about this it's a quick side note we were all boarding the plane to do the disney vlog uh patreon.com slash picky boys that's coming out it's another gold video and we get out we're like going to sit down on the plane and i turn around i'm like where's jt he was right behind us and then martin goes he just left his bag this didn't happen what this didn't happen but we recorded the whole trip right is it on the vlog i think so it didn't happen no no no i got it on my phone because i because i was so unbelievably shocked jt is this is blasphemy do you see those um

videos on tiktok of oh my friend's a type b going to the airport yes that's just jt jt's like what's that it's it's it's the guy that's like oh i'm hungry you know i'm gonna go get a steak at outback steakhouse like jt we have five we have five minutes to board or it's oh i left my bag back in the terminal it'll be fine right like you're that guy okay i agree with that but this didn't happen i brought everything with me i was on time i was good everything is fine i'm laughing we're all laughing martin's doing the shake his head smile real wide can't see his pupils thing and then jt sits down and goes happens they my my bag was like like literally not even exaggerating 10 feet away from the entrance yeah left an unoccupied bag at the airport to the entrance to the to the

plane where you know they check their your ticket and i'm like oh my bag's right there can i just get it and she's like hold on i have to deplane you and you have to be replaying so she goes and through her whole system deplanes me i go it takes me five seconds to grab a walk back and then she has to replay me i've been deplaned and replaying three times three times no no because i planed because he left his sunglasses too i played deplaned replayed and then i deplaned again when we when we landed all right i just want that that's a quick side note but true uh you pulled any we it's already we're already like a third in we might get through four cards take a sip if you have more than one cell phone you corporate bitch right now i i do wait really

but it's not on purpose because i'm in the in between of switching carriers so right now i have two phones oh that doesn't count as a count but it's like a work phone and a business i think a personal phone it doesn't count i say it doesn't count you know what i think no it just says two phones and then it says you corporate bitch it doesn't say why okay you're a drug dealer it still applies what is this what is this i don't know what you're doing he's not doing it for work it doesn't say that kind of no they just they're just implying that okay well then sip you're fighting for yourself to sip i got two phones that's a summer song for verizon don't do that

take a sip if your posture is ungood take an extra sip if you're sitting hunched right now probably all of us yeah I mean

it's definitely not great we kind of have to lean over yeah I mean we gotta do some of that I think mine's pretty good normally during the stream

a lot of times everyone's like thanks for your posture it's like how about you suck the underside of Danny's toes two sips

what was it two? I don't think so but sure well it said sip on posture sip if you're hunching right now And I guess we were.

All right. Fair. Fair play. Might need more cans. Danny, you got a sip. Uh-oh. Take a sip if you read smutty fantasy romance novels. I do not.

Sorry, Danny. You're exposed. I didn't mean to expose you. How about the person who's most likely to read them takes the sip? Well, this is ridiculous. Because how am I getting this? I don't read anything. You're the only one who knows how to read, though.

That's true. That's true. So drink up, buddy. All right, fine. Then that's me, I guess. Also, I mean, if we—if Danny walked out of his bedroom, it's usually naked, and he dropped a book on the floor, it's not going to be, like, the theory of everything or whatever. I mean, I don't know. It could be the Bible.

Some could argue. A lot of smut in there, dude. Some could argue. No, I definitely would be most likely to, though. I agree with that. So. I don't think— Fair.

Fair play. I don't think I could see JT reading a book. I don't even think that's me. And I'm like, I feel like JT would be, why am I doing this? That's fair. Yeah, I mean, it is quite boring. You know who reads, surprisingly? I don't mean this negatively, but surprisingly reads?

Jason. He reads a lot, kind of. Suck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, anime. You talking about manga? No, no, no. Get the fuck out of here, Jason reads. He told me about some book he was reading.

I was like, you know what? Jason right now. I didn't peg you, Jason. Jason right now on screen, the title of the book you're reading currently right now. And I hope it says not read. No. I'm just going to say, like, Whoville. Dr. Seuss, by the way.

He's a Whoville. Red cat, green cat, blue cat. What is it? Two fish? One fish, two fish. Yeah, yeah. Jason, Danny laughed at you reading. Take a sip if you ever had a crush on a teacher.

I did. I think you skipped me. Does substitute count? We skipped Danny. Substitute? Yeah, does that count? Crush on a substitute? Yeah.

What's wrong with that? No, no, I'm just asking. what is that like they came in once flashed into your life you went and then they left yeah pretty much

wow and then left that was my white whale is that what it's called white buffalo white buffalo no I think white whale I think

we get it the one that got away semi the one that got away you I don't think so really you pretended to oh you did

multiple yeah well one of our teachers had a had a tramp stamp that's what it's colloquially known as

oh you're not allowed to say that no more I don't know is it offending the tramps but yes the feline no not feline that's cats the canine like lady and the tramp come on oh oh gotcha help a little all right it's not the dog movie that's why he said canine oh gosh okay either way i'm taking it off the set but she did have a tramp stamp and she kind of let everybody know about it no it wasn't purpose you just like the the butt was too big for the pants and the shirt

was too small for the for the chest there were lots of things on high shelves so you and not a tall woman you're not a tall woman and then whoop the butterfly peeks out yeah remembering the insect is crazy uh man take a sip if you pee in the shower this is unfair what does that mean I saw him not grab the can I went we're not going to pretend to do that We can't pretend that hard today Insinuating you pretend hard a lot I don't get it

I don't get it No I don't get it actually At all Take a sip if you have a sexy middle name I don't have one Mystery is sexy isn't it But there is no mystery.

You just don't have anything. Is that sexy, though? Yeah. I don't think so. All right, all right. You picture someone if they have nothing on. What's that? I mean, I guess so, yeah.

I'll be honest. I would say... But if I were to picture your genitals... Okay. Hold on, wait, wait. Okay, I'm there. I'm there. I picture your genitals, and it's like, you know, oh, it's like, ooh, mysterious.

What's going to be his genitals? And then you just have nothing. You're a Ken doll. Like a Ken doll? And then what? You think that's sexy? I don't know if that's the example I would have went with. I think that's what the example is.

Out of the three, nothing, Thomas, and Bernard. I think Bernard takes the cake easily. Out of the three. It's kind of classy. Oh. Oh, my God. You told me it's not classy? You told me that's not classy.

Oh, man. I don't know if I agree with that. Oh, my goodness. Well, at least Thomas, you know, is a train. Thomas is boring. That's so bad. Oh, have some fun. I'm going again because you skipped me last time.

We did. take a sip if you are a trash person who loves trash tv i'll sit for that i love trash tv oh it's like not for the trash reality tv oh my god the trashier the better i don't know i don't even like tv what do you think's the trashiest show you watch like a love island croatia no probably no the real housewives of salt lake city okay that counts that counts you should sit twice honestly how many cities they do that for at least seven now seven to ten even utah's getting it right the mormon wives like they're all doing something yeah but that's not really that's like a different thing honestly it's way more intense it is it is pretty intense they're tricking each

other's piss that's a fact well mormons they have their own they have their own whole thing we don't gotta get into yeah we don't gotta get into mormons uh take a sip if you have a grand take a sip if you have grand visions of having a garden where you gently caress tomatoes on the vine and whisper lullabies to tiny cucumbers. Wow. That is so vivid.

It's a very poetic card. Uh, no. Taking care of a garden seems like so much work, so much bugs, so much dirt, so much dirt you need. Definitely bugs.

I'll give you one better. I don't think Danny's capable of taking care of a garden. Probably not. He does garden. That's a sip. Oh, you like that one? He did get a fake plant

for our apartment, so. You do. I'm a big believer that you needed some green in the space okay oh yeah uh take a sip if you're a slut for discount shopping i like this question oh yeah you gotta i mean who is somebody like actually add to the price is anybody doing that have you ever have you ever done this go you buy more than you would have monetary wise because you can get so much more for not that much more the more you spend the more you save the more you spend the more you save so let's say my original cart was 50

but it's a coupon if you spend 70 you get 20 off so now i have to add 20 worth of things and you end up adding 40 yeah i end up adding 40 somehow but it still is a lot of stuff that would have cost like 150 and it's only 80 now yeah i feel like you started off with an example then the math didn't work out in the end but i get what you're saying this happens on uber eats all the time but the good thing is that you can just save the second portion for tomorrow well if you're ordering a hundred dollars worth of food you have to save the second portion you can save there's so many times where danny's like like oh what'd you get he's like oh my god it was like yesterday it was two days ago danny said danny said oh i'm hungry something's like oh

what'd you yesterday he's like he said something where he went oh four tacos yeah on uber eats and i went oh okay and then i sat with it for a little bit i went the problem is i said three tacos i think he said he said three tacos and i went oh okay that's a meal and then i sat with it for a little bit i went and because it's like well crunch wrap obviously and he then he kept listing things like because three tacos does not sound like a danny order at all and it's also for uber eats that's like on uber eats you're spending 20 to get it there right so like then it becomes $30 for three tacos. Yeah, so it's really irresponsible to not get four Crunchwraps. Exactly.

Unless we get lunch and dinner. Yeah. It all becomes lunch, then you're getting dinner again. Exactly. I got you. I got you. I get the math. I get the math. Oh, is that you? I don't know. What was that? Take a sip of Road Rage. Oh, yeah. Yo, Danny's got Road Rage. Not that bad, but

he's not chasing people. I will get upset. He's not chasing people, but I've seen Danny go like one of those. I'll do a little. Honestly, if I'm if i'm driving and danny's in the passenger seat he gets way more angry than me i'll just be like i'll just let this guy's an asshole let it go follow him dude follow him home i will i will i'm listen danny was chased by a man once multiple times multiple times that's happened same guy no one was actually chasing i called the police that that's how much it was

chasing uh but i mean listen some people just shouldn't be on the road you should have you should have to take a driver's test every decade oh honestly i agree with that yeah that's what i think you know who gets road rage too brian i'm like yo you can't be the worst driver on the planet no offense brian you everyone knows you i don't know if you guys know brian but uh you can't be the worst driver on the planet even though he can bend space and time that's a whole different thing sorry i gave him his credit where he's due but you can't be you can't have road rage and be a bad driver no i agree but usually you know what i hate when there's three slow cars in the highway there's like hundreds and hundreds of feet in front of them and i'm in the middle lane

and they're doing like a flying v to block me in so that nobody can go like a bunch of geese like a bunch of geese like i'm in there like jet stream and i'm like can one of you slow down or speed up or do something no that's not what he says then he's like just fucking go that's what he does but i'll never drive on the shoulder i'm not a bad guy yeah i feel like that's a little intense i've seen plenty of people do it sometimes i'll put my car into the shoulder a little bit so they think twice about driving on it that's you that's you being kind of a loser also when they do drive on the shoulder and they get past like and they're fine and coasting now don't there's a little part of you go damn no i disagree a little part of me goes i hope there's

a cop i hope there's a cop yeah me too i'm i'm in the denny camp here you guys wish bad upon people We're taking another one. You guys aren't fast enough. You don't know how to use chopsticks. I'm the best at using chopsticks here, 100%. You are definitely not. 100%. Not you, shaky hands McGiggins.

First of all, I have to have the chopstick crown. No, those weren't chopsticks. What were you thinking? The tweezers with the little cans. Oh, yeah. No, not chopsticks, though. Let's put a bunch of grapes on the table and get some chopsticks. I will get more grapes in a shorter amount of time than you.

Pop, pop, pop. don't don't i'm i tell you right now i eat rice with chopsticks you're not you're not sticky rice you can sometimes you're not allowed to have that's easier though you're not allowed to have a little paper and rubber band like you always use loser i'm not a fucking child yes you are hey hey it's not only children who use that okay it's not only children i knew i knew one of you did it maybe for patreon we'll do that patreon.com slash fakey boys because we promote a patreon like four times because i am so much better at you chopstick so much better at me I'm so much better at you

Do you hold the chopstick low or high Or in the middle more Depends on the size I guess so So take a sip Take a sip if Because you're the worst at chopsticks He's never used a chopstick

I used a little and it was a scrunchie Not a rubber band But my sister took out her scrunchie And did a thing This is my MacGyver chopstick Take a sip if you curse like a sailor danny has to sip four times i'd say he has four times i had to sip twice i feel like i've dialed down you've definitely dialed down because every time

like what are you calm down danny it's because danny was repressed in his uh sailorness as a child true even though it's a bad excuse and then danny will just like fire him off no i think if you want your children not to curse you should let them curse sometimes a little bit i agree with balls balls balls you know my balls my parents never like told me not to curse or got or got me in trouble uh for cursing or anything but i was still i still never did it around them i was scared to that's weird yeah because without a threat of yeah exactly i don't know what it is that's just i think it's just respect baby it's just because they don't curse i've never heard either of them like curse really also i i've become more respectful about other people

specifically children hearing curse words that's that's that's happened a lot when we're out i'm like children he goes oh because yeah we were at banana ball and i was reeling people in i was i kept saying banana ball rules don't curse yeah because people were flying curse words dude i was screaming i was trying to get a fuck the party animals chant going i was i was letting them fly toddlers around children everywhere yellow like whoa it is a children's event banana ball rules i think it's probably a couple of them are probably in the vlog maybe because we were at literal disney and they're firing off like disney yeah disney rules disney rules man i think i pulled like four cards so yeah you go i just went okay i'm gonna pick two

take a sip if you've played a video game for more than five hours straight oh man don't lie i mean that's that's rookie numbers jason's playing along editing this just like Just drunk as shit. And take a sip if you hate the holidays. Hate the holidays? Wow. Who hates the holidays? Some people, I guess, don't like seeing family, right?

Yeah. Or they work retail. Or they walk. Or they walk. Hello. Or they work retail. Yeah. You know, a lot of people, I'm sure, recently, Thanksgiving's might have been a little

tumultuous. That's not a word. Tumultuous. Not a word. Tumultuous? Tumultuous? I was close. I was close.

Yeah, I know. definitely some tumultuous thanksgiving alright we're not doing that gonna use that word forever by the way tumultuous

fine you're gonna hear me a hundred podcasts from now still but I'm like hey that time was tumultuous well some people

at their thanksgiving they go around and they say what they're thankful for bingo we do that that's fine that's easy

he doesn't like that that's too much what's wrong with that it's nothing it reminds you to be grateful for what you have you ungrateful bitch

we're at the table let's talk and eat and converse it takes a second We don't have to say, oh, I'm thankful for this. I'm thankful for that. I think it's nice.

My family has one person, I think, do it. And it's always my dad, and he always blows it. What does he do? A little speech is fine. That's fine. What's the difference? The difference is making everybody go. Because then you can't say the thing that the person said before you said it.

It's a whole thing. You have to make up things to be thankful for. Do you do it? Yeah. No, we've done it once. It was our family It was another family Whose family are you staying with?

No it was just like another It was like an in-laws Mother and father came And they do it They came to your Thanksgiving And you just had to rain all over their parade And say this sucks What did you say?

I have no idea I made something up Why don't you just name something You're grateful for That's the point. Why do you have to make anything up? I used to do that in confession all the time, too. It's like, I don't want to tell my priest, like, oh, I lied again, and I watched porn.

Oh, God. So I just made up things I did. Like I stole a dollar bill from my mom. Exactly. Things that I thought that he would be, like, a little bit ashamed of, but not that would send me to hell. I didn't want to tell my priest. I didn't want to tell my priest I watched porn again. How many times did you tell your priest?

I mean, you can't say, you can't come back every time, and he's like, well, stop doing that. And then you're like, guilty. Yeah. Guilty. Okay. Anyway. Good for you.

Take a sip if you've been drunk on a boat. Oh, hell yeah. JT3 Sips. I love drinking on boats. No, it's great. Is a cruise a boat, or is that a ship? Oh, it's a big, it's a, well, isn't a ship just a big boat? Hmm.

Okay. I'll concede. You should go on a cruise. Nah, I'm not doing a cruise. Why? Unless it's a picky cruise and we fill that bitch up. Oh, like with the impractical Joker cruise? Sure, sure, sure.

When's the last time you were on a boat? Over the summer. I went to the Horse Island. I posted it on Instagram. I was drinking a lot that day. With the horses? A lot on the boat and a lot off the boat. Is that an island?

Because there's two ways an island gets named. That thing is on it or it's shaped like that. no the thing is on it but it's kind of fake they don't want you to know that there's no horses no there's tons of horses and they're wild horses but dude every at the end of every uh like summer maybe in the fall they come and pick them up and move them somewhere else for the winter and then they drop them back off in the spring and also the vets come in and check on them and make sure they're good they're not wild that's not wild you can't have wild horses around oh how'd they get there it's an island people put them there that's a good point i do like the idea of a wild horse

no you don't i mean i wouldn't want to like associate with right you have nothing you do not like it at all uh when's the last time you were on a boat october i was fishing check check my instagram i have a picture holding the fish yeah everyone could hold a fish i went fishing it was cold sometimes you got to go fishing in the cold because that's when they're out i don't i don't remember did you catch fish uh i caught what they used as a bait essentially so baby fish but i was able to put it back in and maybe get something i didn't i didn't we knew by the maybe yeah you doubled it and then gave it to the next person maybe exactly wow look at you oh speaking of that danny take a sip but you last time i was on you on a boat last time i was on a

boat you drunk on a boat i've definitely been i took a sip i don't know the last time i've been on a boat i really don't know this guy the danny elevator situation you go to bermuda you go to florida you don't go on boats i don't like the excursions they're like fly filled and there's a lot of people on them and i you know that's not like it but i'm gonna go on a tiki boat in like a week so the hell is that where was our invite lost in the mail tiki boat i want to go on a tiki boat it's in boston i'm going to see my sister oh my god we should go on our own tiki boat and not invite him have you ever that's my chas have you ever been on the duck boats of boston no and they're not real duck boats they are they don't quack well yes they give you a little thing that

quacks yeah so i'm not quacking for the boat and they they also they drive on the street yeah you drive on the street and then you just drive right into the water that's why it's a duck that's why it's a duck that is a cool boat i've seen them i've never been on it but uh then there was that accident so you shouldn't go on yeah fire explosion 14 dead yeah i don't know if that turns out i don't know if that turns out when it's sinking the top it makes it hard to get out it's a whole thing oh my god sorry i didn't i didn't i didn't mean to bring it there i'll take a sip i don't even know that was true yeah um take a sip if you're usually overly morbid wow that's crazy i mean who just brought up the uh explosion 14 dead that's supposed to be light

oh i was playing along i was playing the dream of owning a horse i do dream of owning a horse you just said you don't want to be near it well no i said i don't want to be a wild horse oh if you tame the beast well a wild horse is just like such a beautiful image you know just like bums and knees in the wing you make the horse the wind you can do it i don't know i do not know how to make a horse noise you got it like i can't i can't just try no i need i need you to try for me a little bit of dog in there maybe a little bit of like you know when you walk by a fence and then all of a sudden a dog barks from behind it and scares you but yeah chas and i are going to own a um huh what we could talk about on the patreon podcast

uh chas and i are gonna buy a racehorse and name him mikey g the second who was the first We just saw some guy's bumper sticker once, and it was like, rest in peace, Mikey G, the first. And ever since then, we've had this dream to buy a horse. So wouldn't he be the third? No, that was the first. No, but if that's the first, that implies there's already a second. Well, we don't care. So if I call Chaz right now, he will also know what that is?

100%. 100%. Is he not? He might be upstairs. I don't care if he's upstairs or not. How do you want to ask him? Just call him and say, what's the name of the racing horse you and Danny are going to buy? Impossible.

Come on, Chaz. He never answers the phone. He never answers the phone. Your call has been forwarded. This guy. The person you're trying to reach is not available. I was going to leave a voicemail, but now it's too long. I was just going to call him a loser.

All right, we'll ask him later. We'll ask him later. take a sip if you haven't read an entire book for over 10 years well define book entire define book define book how would define read how would you like if you can define those two things okay define them okay so first of all a book is probably more than 200 pages and no uh no pictures haven't done it have you read a book of course I've read a book

what's the book name it I read all kinds of books name the book all kinds of books I do from time to time just name a book then

if you read it all the time when I was in back in 2016 which is 10 years ago I was in my I was in my I was in my productivity mode

so I read like The Power of Habit Charles Duhigg a good book you in its entirety yeah of course it's a great it's a good book what's the one that everyone reads like 50 shades of gray no that one too 50 uh power rules yeah it's like it's called power and it looks like a vagina on the cover kind of oh it's well it's not really like it's a kind of like a blue i think i think you mean the 42 rules of power yes i think you're talking about i don't

know i'm talking about the one that's called power i don't know what you're talking about take a sip if you're a night goblin I'm a night goblin yeah you're a night goblin on these nuts yeah

oh oh oh oh oh oh the look he smirked at me

and then he went oh me I gobble at night it doesn't look like a vagina but this is a book to be fair you don't know oh that is the book

it's just a blue stripe the 48 laws no it's because how is that a vagina it's because his other one about love as it may be that makes more sense does Danny know

what a vagina looks like not sure wait hold on oh yeah seduction i mean that's trying that's vaginal that's vaginal a little bit purple oval i guess it's called seduction it's obviously supposed to be blabby dude you just got fucking goblin you got goblin it was lazy what was lazy it was a card it was a setup and you got gobbled lazy apparently lazy you can't he's just saying that because he got caught derivative take a sip if you're forced everyone to play this game that's on you buddy that's on you yep that's a great card for this game because no way anyone playing this game is being forced absolutely all right last one here oh my goodness i know we're flying take a sip if you talk to random people next to you on an airplane like a crazy person

oh my god never wouldn't catch me dead i would love to but i have i would yeah but every time i'm next to somebody just like all of us also on the plane nobody wants to do anything except not be there yeah yeah usually when i'm next to someone they ask to move so right i would love to one day be this person but not yet i don't think i ever have i'm willing but then there's that thing where well the flight's two hours we started this conversation i mean none of us are expert enough to last it for two hours so it's dying at 27 minute 45 minute now what i'm gonna i'm gonna watch i'm gonna watch i'm gonna watch a movie now what do you watch oh yeah put the headphones in yeah i try as hard as possible to make myself

unapproachable so even if you do ask me a question i'll go like this and i'll go like yeah yeah you can put the seat down you're barely taking the headphone and i'll put the headphone back on yeah start jamming well that's you not trying at all or start air guitaring just to make sure Just to make sure, like, if you do this, you're pulling me out of something. Yeah. All right, here we go. We'll end on a Danny sip. Take a sip if you own a bidet and will never go back.

That's a JT sip, too. Oh. Danny has converted me. You've been converted? You got a water gun spitting out there? Yep, yep, yep. And you know what? It took a couple tries because my dad tried to convert me before it, before I moved out.

And I was like, no, I don't want this weird water gun thing. And then, yeah, Danny forced me into it. And now when you go on vacation, you're like, I feel like a crazy person. I feel like a bum in the street. I feel like a bum in the street. Have people spit water into your butt or use a bidet. Same thing, really. Sure.

Is it warm or cold? They're settings. Ours is cold. Ours is very cold. But they're settings. You don't have the bidet ass blaster 9,000. You can buy the $100 or $200 one that's warm. I would just pay—I'd rather pay someone to just shoot a water gun at me.

Yeah. How much do you think they charge? What I really want is the toilets that have the bidet inside of them, and then they have a dryer as well. It's getting to his head, everybody. So you press bidet, and then you go dry. Dryer sheet. See, now you're talking Japan.

Yeah, you're talking the future. They got some advanced toilets. They make little songs. They sing little songs. It's great. Take a sip if you're going to tell people where to find you right now, JT Go. You can find me on Instagram at the J Balls. Danny.

I thought you were going to say take a sip if you're going to like and subscribe to the Picky Boys. And join Patreon. I feel like nobody ever says that anymore. Nobody says like and subscribe. They know already. You know when you say- Just do whatever you want.

I don't- When you say like, the little thumbs up lights up now. Like the video. No. No. Like, like, like. Well, I think you might have to say like the video now. And then look, it's going to go.

I don't think that's true at all. I swear on everything that's holy. All right. Like the video now. You're telling me that a little thing is going to pop up? The thumbs up under the video on YouTube will do a little shimmer. When you say like the video. What are we talking about?

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