Picky Boys Podcast - Testing The Limits Of The Amnesty Box! - Picky Boys Podcast #165

Episode Date: May 9, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Jt, and Danny discuss the science of mirrors, testing the limits of the amnesty box, our neighbors kicking us out, and the scale of things relative to us! Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode!  Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

sounds like an old woman to me i could be wrong you can't put a baby in the amnesty box we're due for like a good serial killer you know what i mean he's got us he's got us there he's got us there perfect logic i can't think of this stuff i can't i don't like you ready you ready one all right ready ready welcome back to the picky boys podcast welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome who are we i'm antonio i'm jt oh oh my god the person who intros it It usually goes last. You keep, you keep, you've been introing lately and just messing it up. Well, I like, I like to keep the intros fresh.

Who wants a boring, same old intro? Correct ones, maybe. No. What even is a correct intro? Who has, who has a correct intro? That's a good point. I'll tell you this much. It's Mother's Day today.

So make sure you wish your mothers, happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's. Happy Mother's Day to all the picky moms out there. Mom, you watch a lot of moms are definitely picky. Exactly. Mom, if you're watching. Stop. so I'm pretty sure

this episode is dedicated to all things mom true I also want them to vote in the comments for our next special episode what would they rather see if they've watched previous stuff if they'd rather a Miracle Berries part 2 or a Drunken Surgery which one they want first

as the next challenge episode put it in the comments we'll see Danny will be on the operating table I like the idea of a Drunken Surgery I love the Miracle Berry video true true it was both a lot of fun but we'll see I mean both are coming anyway

it's really just what we also didn't actually have the miracle berries supposedly those are more potent we'll get I would imagine the tablets are more potent

no? I don't know supposedly the tablets have become such a fad that a lot of people like essentially they're like drugs

a lot of people like cut them like they put a little bit of the miracle berry stuff and they cut them with just like sugar or something for anybody who doesn't know

it's what like it essentially flips your taste buds sweet, sour, sour sweet things taste weird yada yada yada it's a trippy experience but I heard

that the berries themselves work very well. You can also steep them and make them into a tea. So I guess we'll have... Honestly, we'll do all of it. We'll drink Miracle Berry tea as a pre and then we'll pop the cherry and then we'll, I don't know...

Berries probably don't last very long though and can't be shipped well without refrigeration. That's why they do the tablet. But also just blindfolding and covering and filling your nose with whatever was enough to like... to not know what some stuff was. And then the Miracle Berry on top of it.

Yeah, I mean... I think Martin thought that cat food was peanut butter, if anybody. Thought sour cream was ice cream? Yeah, so. Disgusting. So it was fun. Maybe we'll do that, but either way. I actually think potentially we should have tried it without the blindfold too

because I think part of it is that you have an expectation for what this thing is supposed to taste like. I'm not putting bugs and cat food in my mouth without the blindfold. Well, those things aren't even really the things you're supposed to use for the Miracle Berry anyway. You're supposed to use like pickles, and it's like, Oh, it's sweet. Oh, it's a candy bar.

Not like crickets. These don't taste like anything, and they still don't. And now it's just a very upsetting mouthfeel. Now it's just crunchy. I don't know. Either way. Dude, you know what? You know what I realized we didn't talk about?

We kind of just sweeped under the rug is how, like, our neighbors are trying to evict you too, pretty much. Dude, I think everyone's out here ratting, dude. They don't want to see us winning, man. Dude, everybody's ratting. They said they're in the stew every day recording. Get them out of here. Get them out.

Not allowed. dude it's crazy i mean you know everything on you know everything's legal here but the point is people man i don't know no i literally i can't imagine like seeing like a neighbor a couple houses down or across the street like i can't imagine ever like caring what they do at all like if if i saw some people i didn't recognize go in their house like yes uh 3-1-1 like you got to get they have legal tenants i don't know i think i think it's just strange that like even if you i don't it's it's weird i don't know the thought process you know like even if you did think that it's like how do you really know that that's what's happening and then because of that

why do you care you know that's the thing yeah i would only ever get involved in my neighbor's business if his business his or her business got involved with my my business now it's my business like it was like he was you know throwing you know just like doing obnoxious shit or or maybe revenge if like he did something like like he called 3-1-1 on you a while ago for something dumb and you're like oh i see him doing something as soon as he did something a little shady calling yeah yeah but you know i think it's funny i don't know i think there's a bunch of rats out here one time at like uh the frat house and it was a frat house but it was not a party at all it was like maybe eight people in the backyard uh around a fire pit and the neighbors called and said that

there was a 20 foot flame that was engulfing the backyard and that the the the people in the house were not under control of it and the cops came like open the door without you know without knocking anything because it's an emergency certain certain words that that that specific case that's definitely like a oh we were upset about something you did before so we're going to use this this scenario to try to get you no that's every every time they call on yeah but i mean that's just blatant lying and like wasting the police time and oh no emergency services like oh my god there's a fight like this could this could be burning down several houses but that's a well let me clarify that's the same thing we were just in the pool drinking like four of us

and they call domestic abuse so the cops come in without you being able to kind of stop them. They come in no matter what. Is that how that works? With certain words, like certain things happening,

they come in no matter what. Now that they're in. Yeah, now that they're in, it's like they scan the room. Oh, they see a pool surrounded by twisted tea bottles and underage drink and it's like,

now I got to deal with this problem. Actually, the owner of the house is I just pointed at somebody else. Also, it wasn't even like a wood fire pit. It was like one of these like, the fire could never be that tall. It was one of these like

Fake fire pits? Home Depot metal fire pits? Yeah, that had a little propane under it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, who do you think? What's the age range? What's the gender? Because someone overreacting to a 20-foot fire pit,

even though it's probably like a little Home Depot pit, sounds like an old woman to me. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. It sounds like an old woman. Oh, they have a 20-foot fire pit. You know, that's my thing. No doubt, Karen.

Undoubtedly. Mine, I think my rat, my little culprit was just a young guy. I think it was like a younger guy. It could just be. I won't say Karen because it could just be like an old guy that's like a loser. Or like a middle-aged guy. What is that? What's the male equivalent for Karen?

A Ken or something. Ron. Ron, that's a good one. Antonio. Ron and Karen. Yeah, because, yeah. I can see that. But you think it's a middle-aged person?

I think well my scenario I think isn't Karen what is middle aged I don't know and I feel like I'm going to offend

whatever age I say I'm pretty sure middle age is like 40, 50 which is Karen's status okay okay so I'll go a little younger I'll go

what's in between middle and beginning age 30s I think the guy's 30 30 it is 30 I think but I don't think

it's our cool name that's a total narc then yeah I think 30 I think it's a narc I think it's a narc now do you guys have a past relationship

before this that went sour somewhere No, I think it's just people don't like, I mean, you know, to be fair, we were kids. We were loud all the time. It's like, the thing is, I don't get is. So, yes? No, there was no past thing. Like, same guy who called on the pool?

Probably, yeah, is what I'm saying. But what I think, like, no actual interaction, just what I think. But I don't understand. Like, I feel like I would go to the door first. Oh, 100%. You know, it's weird to immediately go, cops, that's like a weird thing to do off the bat. It's like, something can go wrong. Like, you don't know.

It's so weird. I don't know. I would always go to the door first. No one's ever rang on my door. So they've only thrown eggs. Most got eggs at the door. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

That seems like a kid thing. Yeah, that's definitely a kid thing. We're getting hit by a whole spectrum of agents. We also had a thing of, like, a box of beer, like, empty box of beer stuffed in your mailbox, which. Wasn't it just a can of beer? What was it? It was a can, yeah.

Oh, it was a can. Just dropped off. Can. That could be anything, honestly. Because there have definitely been times where I was drunk walking where I've just left the, you know, maybe not in someone's mail box. It's like, oh, this is for you in the morning, sir. But I've definitely done dumb shit like that where I'm just drunk walking home.

It's like, oh, here's your mail. Don't forget it. Drop a can inside. Yeah, or like you do special delivery. Dude, we were so drunk. We had a bottle of champagne. We just hid it in a bush by the bar. And then, like, the next couple weeks, we were like, oh, shit, whatever.

We couldn't get any alcohol. We went, ding. And we went and got it right out of the bush. Like a squirrel stashing his nuts. Yeah, right out of the bush, dude. Then a really cool guy threw it at a building. Yeah, you know what happens. Yeah, it happens to the best of us.

Absolutely. There have been people who, so, like, there's a music festival called GovBall that happens every year on Governor's Island. and there have been people who they'll go to where they know the stadiums are, where the concert is, and they'll dig and they'll put like a fifth of vodka in the ground

and when they're there, they'll show up with a map and they get it. They have a fifth of vodka. Eight paces from the tree. The security's like, what are you doing with that shovel guy? It's like, don't worry about it. The security there is just looking for people who are about to OD and

terrorists. They don't want any music festivals. They don't want anything else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was the whole amnesty box at Firefly when we went, and it was like, right before security, there was an amnesty box. It was like, don't ask, don't tell, just put whatever you have

that you don't want security to find in here. And then I think Danny or someone asked if you could put a baby in there, his newborn baby. I didn't ask that. And she went, you can't put a baby in the amnesty box. That was the security lady. That's for this box. That's the baby box.

It's straight over to the left. Yeah, but they have this rule, and it's like, this is why. Everybody freaks out if you're trying to bring drugs into a festival or whatever, but they have this rule where if they do find drugs on you, they'll just say, hey, go to the front of the line. Yeah, but what's... No, very cryptic. Essentially, come back, try again, or put it on the amnesty box.

But what do you think is like... See, the word amnesty box, that's a... What's the limit on the amnesty box? Like, what's the worst thing you could put in there? That's what we were saying with the baby. Can we put the murder object, like the knife in there? It's no longer ours. It's your problem.

Hey, it's an answer box. You can't get me now. Court can't use that. Dude, look at the sign. Sorry, cops. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. What do you think the worst thing ever put in there was?

A gun? Probably not. Definitely a knife. Definitely a knife. Oh, a weapon? Absolutely a knife. A weapon? Okay.

Guns are expensive. I also don't even think it's like, whenever shit's put in there, especially weapons like that i don't think they're brought on purpose you know like a lot of people carry knives around because they're weird yeah but not like a bullet i accidentally uh continue i'll tell you but but i think i think that's what happens because anybody who actually has like a weapon that's looking to that like looks like an intentional bringing of a weapon they're not letting them go to the amnesty box they're also yeah they're not taking them aside that they're also not putting it in the amnesty box that's that checks off the terrorist mark that they're

looking for right right right terrorist terrorist ods that's the only thing they're looking for to i was in uh washington dc i was in washington dc and i bought like a like a little switchblade pocket knife like maybe even it was like a multi-tool situation like swiss army knife yeah and i was just carrying around me right and then i forgot that the next day we had a tour of like the u.s treasury nice and i got called i'm like right before i had to go to the metal detector I went, oh, yeah, mom, dad, sorry, I forgot about this. I got called so stupid so many times by my parents. It happens.

What did you do with it? Were you allowed through? I think I had to throw it away. I don't remember. Dude, even at the game we were at, imagine waiting on a line that's 20, 30, 40 minutes just for them to say, oh, you can't bring all of this you have on you. Can't bring it in. Like a whole ass backpack.

No, not a whole ass. You can't throw it away. It's just garbage. People have definitely done it. I think there was just sacrifice. If I had a cheap sack bag, I might take out the contents. Shove your pockets. Yeah, but a whole backpack.

Man, you'd be surprised what you could fit in a backpack. They might have had their whole life in that backpack. Oh, yeah. I've been following this journey of this couple on TikTok who's hiking the PCL. It's a hiking trail from Mexico to Canada. I didn't even know that exists. Oh, I saw this.

The whole way. Across the U.S.? Straight up. Yeah, just straight through, all three. Psychos. It's actually been a very interesting process. They've been documenting what exactly they have to bring. Obviously, they only have a backpack on them,

so they have this many sets of clothes, this many things. They freeze-dried their food, and they're having their mom mail them to specific mailboxes along the way periodically so that they always have food. they'll ship it to the places they're going that is so crazy to me that means they have to stick to the schedule and nothing can go wrong

you have to bring the whole season's worth of outfits you're probably hiking in shorts at first when you get to Canada shorts ain't gonna cut it you're walking literally through the seasons how long does it take them probably a few months I would have said longer

it depends how determined you are you could get to stepping If you do, like, yeah, if you do, like, 40, 50 miles a day, dude, I guess, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, they're probably doing 20, hiking, or, like, how much of it is just normal walking, a lot of, a lot of, hiking's different, man, a lot of it's normal walking, okay, 50 a day, dude, that's still so much, just think about, like, also, how much, how much they're carrying, though, they're, they're, it actually looks very light, they said that each of their, each of their bags that they're carrying on their back is, like, 10 pounds, wow, it's crazy, I'm telling you, they have the route so planned that I think everything's step by step. Also, like, it would probably be even, like, whatever time frame you think, you'd probably double it because they want to see shit, right? What's the point of walking? That's what I'm saying.

You can't, there's really no room for flexibility unless you call mom and say, hey, you can't, you gotta stop sending the rice to this mailbox. Don't do priority shipping. Do ground shipping. It'll probably get there at the same time. Yeah, so I don't know. I guess we're on. Yeah, good luck.

They're on it now, I think. They left. Oh, good. We'll message them. We'll see how they're doing. also i guess we're on like hiking tiktok because i keep seeing things about people warning people to not go off the trails of national parks because like historic numbers of people disappearing in national parks right now like just is that you know we're due for like a good

serial killer you know what i mean like a national news yeah yeah like a son of sam like you know like so to say i'm like you know his whole thing was he shot women who were in their cars with their boyfriends that were also brunettes like a very specific thing and like people it was such national people were dying their hair so that they wouldn't be you know targeted by the son of and then you have the people dieting dieting dying their hair to be targeted it's like people love people do that shit well everybody there's with every serial killer there's a fan of women who inevitably love them that yeah that part's what do you think that is i think it's the bad boy mentality psych psychos psychos i think a little more than bad boy bad boy is like so bad like

it's not a good boy who's not a good boy ted bundy yeah i don't know the infatuation i don't know daddy is that daddy status do i have to kill somebody to be daddy i don't know yeah i don't The ultimate alpha male is someone who... Who's killed another... But they all kill women. He kills a bunch of women. Yeah, they all kill women. That's what alpha males do, dude.

And then he blames his dog. That's not alpha. That's true. He's blaming another animal. Wait, who blames his dog? Son of Sam. The devil. Said the dog is the devil.

Oh, yeah. The devil. Classic. You know, one of those... He was talking to him and, you know... That old chestnut. Yeah. But the point was that we need a good serial killer.

Or he's like a Zodiac killer and never even caught. Well, okay, okay. Wait, hold on. Back to the woman thing. because like like all all women watch and are very interested in this doc these documentaries so you think it's just like the top 0.1 percent of of those women because like do every girlfriend i've had like watching these we all yeah i mean i mean i don't i mean i watch them i like maybe we all love them every single person no do you think that like that it's just the top extreme

like one percent of the women who love these documentaries are like oh i want that guy i think so or maybe you know you could get a little more point what'd you say 0.1 or one percent What'd you say? You put them in the 1%? I don't have statistics. Let's say 2%. Let's say 2% of them. Yeah, I think that, okay, only like the top 0.1% go after it, and I think probably the

top 1% or even 10% fantasize about it a little bit. I think it's 100%. If you have a girlfriend or a wife, don't let them watch the documentary, because they're going to go visit them in jail. What about, have you guys matched with Melinda Gates on any Tinder hands yet? Dude, people are fiending for Billy Boy. Who wouldn't be fiending for Billy Boy? I'm fiending for him.

i've shot my shoot my shot too he didn't answer me yeah what'd you what'd you ask him i said hey babe that's it hey babe what about have you guys seen that in the prenup i don't know if this is all coming out now in the divorce or if people knew this before but in the prenup he had a yearly weekend uh like vacation getaway with his ex that she had to sign in the prenup which like wait Excuse me? So in their prenup, which maybe it's coming out because of the divorce, but which, I mean, first of all, prenup, genius move. Good thing he had that.

Yeah, yeah. But so he made her sign the prenup, which had in it that he gets once a year to have a weekly getaway vacation with his ex-girlfriend. But even though they broke up. So not Melinda. Before Melinda, his girlfriend, his girlfriend before Melinda, while he was, you know. Oh, married to her.

While he was married to Melinda, once a year he gets a weekly getaway vacation with his ex. So it's essentially once, and the ex agreed to that? I feel like that's, I guess. Well, you know, honestly. So it's like a once a year. Being a billionaire has weird things. Once a year hall pass, essentially?

Melinda, she's part of a power couple. Like, she is also, like, they do a lot of, like, charity work together. And, like, she's a very big part of the entire thing. So maybe that's his, like, you know, like, that's his, like, just, like, ditzy, you know, person. Like, that he just kind of around with. But Melinda's, like, she's, like. like she tops she's she's she's the power the power she makes the power couple this woman couldn't be the power couple you know that's what i think i that's probably why he married

yeah yeah i i'm not even sure regardless of all this the like even if this happened i would say that's weird but the even weirder part is putting it in a contract like what is that well because because then because if he if he wants she can't use it in divorce yeah exactly yeah it's so it So it has to be sexual, right? Dude, Billy's covering all his bases. Covering them all. I think he said that on those vacations, they like to go talk about technology, talk about their lives, and go for walks on the beach. Oh, yeah.

Dude, they're f***ing. They're f***ing. That's a good word for it. Walks on the beach. Walks on the beach. Antonio, if you took me on a walk on the beach, I'd f*** you. I know. We're going to walk right into a little hut that has flowers.

How about you walk into my ass? Let's go. Yeah. There's no beach around here. Oh, Danny's getting... True. You could come, too. Walks on the beach?

No. That's just like the stereotypical dating line. Like, I like walks on the beach. Uh-oh. Do you like walks on the beach? I don't particularly like walks on the beach. The beach or the walk? Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, walking's great. The beach... Why walk on the beach? Alone, no. But, I mean, you walk on the beach with someone that you're, like, attracted to. Like, on the shoreline or whatever? Yeah, yeah. Like, those walks?

The water's only touching your left foot or right foot. I'm just not a beach guy. Man's never walked on the beach. I guess I've never walked on the beach. I probably walked on the beach. With a partner? But I don't think, I would never say I like walks on the beach. No, but you walked alone.

Yeah, I guess I did walk alone on the beach. Who would walk on the beach alone? That sucks. Now you're just exercising. I don't know, dude. A lot of people do. People who go to the beach too much, something's off. Going to the beach is nice because you do it every once in a while.

But there's also a lot of, like, inconvenient parts. You got sand in your ass crack now, and you smell like salt water. So anyone who does it every day, every other day, it's like— Yeah, they're also, like, aggressively tanned. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they're like— In aggressive tan lines, because they're not naked out there. Yeah, you're getting a little close, you know?

Also, like, the way the beach just makes your hair, no matter what, like, once you leave the beach, it's coarse now. It's something weird. I don't know what it is. I mean, I don't think you're supposed to spend that much time out in the sun, you know? You're, like, baking yourself every day. That's true. Dude, I had sunburn last year so bad that, like, I couldn't lay down for a day or a day and a half, two days. It was, like, 3 a.m., and I was crying.

What position were you in? I was just any position. I couldn't do it. So what did you do all day? I just sat up and cried. I literally sat up in my bed and cried. I was so frustrated that I couldn't sleep. I was just crying.

It was in so much pain. You didn't have any aloe? The world's supply of aloe Wouldn't have repaired the skin damage It doesn't repair I've had Practically third degree burns I'm telling you

It's not going to cure at all But it's going to help It's like milk with hot wings It's not your answer But it'll help It'll make you stop crying Did you not use it at all? I'll tell you it would not have made me stop crying

Did you not use it at all? I did not. But I'm telling you, it's like if I put it on my shoulders, I was sleeping shirtless. You know, I wasn't being the old, like I wasn't putting my shirt on. So I had touching. It was like that. But I swear to God, if even I put aloe on, by the time the aloe wore off, I would have just been crying again in pain.

It wouldn't have lasted through the night. You don't wear sunscreen, right? No, I don't. Why is that? Psychopath. I don't like it. You get the worst sunburns I've ever seen. I know.

I don't like it. got i'm gonna undoubtedly i have skin cancer there's just no question it's just no i i i i really for some reason i i i have a big problem with like oil oily feelings like like if i ever go to like a restaurant or something like i always use a billion napkins and i have to like get up and wash my hands because i can't like have like the feeling of like oil on me no yeah sunscreen is very like i feel disgusting when i'm wearing it like i can't focus on what i'm doing i i that's why but okay that's why i don't use lotion like ever i hate that feeling of like the greasiness on my hands kind of yeah it's just oily and people are like oh i need some lotion to feel good oh it

feels so much better it feels horrible but i've been burned enough times where sunburns still it's not worth it yeah i know i know it it's it's it's a really bad you ever had your skin bubble it's oh my god bubbles i had one the size of a tennis ball on my shoulder yeah it was horrific When I was a kid, my dream was to make a pill that you could take, and it would protect your skin from the sun. That was my dream. How's the science working out? It's going pretty well.

We've been doing some testing, and it's just been oozing out of people, which is not good. Yeah, that's not it, because they still have to rub it in after. We're in the test trials. Yeah, we're in the test trials, but we're hoping. We're actually a Nobel contender. Wow, wow. Damn.

We'll see what happens. Yeah, maybe coming soon. I would take the f*** out of that pill. That would be fire. maybe you're ingesting it wrong maybe you got a wrong hole do black people get sunburn? I've heard so much debate on this

all black people claim they don't then all the scientists go yes you do you just don't see it I think they get the pain I think they don't get the pain but they get the cancer really? I mean if you just

expose your skin for so long like that to the sun like eventually yeah I don't think I don't think any of us like no matter more sun would probably

reflect off us right cause at least me and Danny you're not very reflective I don't know about reflect no like okay but you ever seen you ever seen

you know how you know how the asphalt's hotter than the sidewalk if you go barefoot cause the black absorbs more yeah yeah and like if you have if you had a mirror there

it like would hardly get hot at all because so much of the sun is just reflecting right off no yeah I bet you I could cook an egg off a mirror

out. Dude, try it. Get a good mirror and it will get slightly warm on a very hot day. What counts as a good mirror? 99.9% reflectivity. 99.9% mirror? There are good mirrors. You ever see a bad mirror? It looks like you're in a fun house. Do you have a mirror in your room?

Yes. Do you? Do you use it? I don't have a mirror. I only ever see the mirror when I'm in the bathroom. It's not like I have to turn it on. I always accidentally use it. It's like, oh. Yeah. What do I? it's kind of

it's kind of like I don't know I'm thinking about getting one but also I don't know I've never had a mirror at night I think it is creepy

I'm waiting for the day where the reflection doesn't match what I'm doing and then goodbye mirror and it probably does just when you turn your back like your

stop yourself stays staring at you when you turn your back you try to catch it please that's enough they're creepy dude I've always

ever since I was a kid been creeped out by mirrors always dude it's a weird thing there is something There's something like maybe you were we meant to look at ourselves like that? You know, that's what I always think.

Like, I don't know about that. Dude, back like 10,000 years. Like, when do you think the first person looked at themselves or was it just in a lake? There you go. There you go. I was about to chop that down. Have you ever been to a pond that's really that reflective of yourself? It has to be super still water.

But even then, I mean, you only get a glimpse of yourself. Like, I don't think we were supposed to, like, look at ourselves in real time, like on this Perfect piece of glass. You're like, oh, I got a pimple there? I didn't even see that. Do this, you know? You're staring into your own eyes. It's very strange.

Also, technically, like, my physics teacher teaching me the physics of technically what a mirror is is really weird. Because, see, I didn't want to get into these physics. But you know how a mirror is flat, obviously. Yeah. But it has depth. So technically there is, like, a realm of depth in that mirror. Technically, even in physics terms, it's really weird. Yeah, that's why when you put your finger to it, there's like a little gap.

It's not a two-way mirror? No, I think a real mirror.