Picky Boys Podcast - The 5 Second String Cheese Challenge! (Can It Be Done?!) - Picky Boys Podcast #418

Episode Date: March 29, 2026

CHECK OUT NEW SPRING MERCH! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ In today's podcast Danny, Antonio, and JT discuss uncle sam's greedy hands, the world record rime for string cheese eating, (with a live demonstration) and a traveling box filled with 100 knights for you tu use however you want! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

All right, Fabio, we're rolling here. I know, my fucking... You know, you kind of look like Max from the Goofy movie here. If I could twirl your hair like it, can I do it? I don't know. Max from Goofy? I don't see it. When he's in the power line.

Because of the hair? Like, power line. He's being electrocuted. No, but I'm glad that's what Danny's hair looks like to you. Leave it all in, Jason. Why not? Bring us in, Danny. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast.

We are here. We are ready to talk to your ears. Antonio, say the first line. Hey. Oh, my God. That's what we got. Well, you did the first line, so it was confusing. I feel like if you...

All right, make me do the third line. Okay, Antonio, say the opening line. Okay. Taxes are coming up. Remember to do them. Oh, my God. Why do you remember? Stop making me think about taxes.

You don't look like someone who knows what a tax is. No, no, no. He does tax. I mean, this is public. We're not on Patreon. Don't make any jokes. Taxes, taxes. No, I do.

I do taxes if I need to. Uh-oh. IRS. you know what's every red code we could have to get this flagged and checked irs danny does no taxes get him get him sue him you look like you've had a few run-ins with uncle sam you know yeah for sure i mean listen he's always trying to get a little piece of my my winnings my purse he's always in your business yeah exactly i didn't know where he was going with that i'm gonna be honest the truth is where i didn't know if you meant you know they scrapped you know they fought

a little oh yeah some dust-ups for sure oh so you were dusty no i mean it's is it so wrong to say that if i win you know a large purse from a from a bowling tournament i should be able to keep 100 i'll how about i keep 90 it depends where you live you could where's the tournament i don't know is there 90 or 90 places i don't think so yeah maybe maybe like 87 87 and some change not with the size of this bowling tournament purse how much could you have possibly have won from this bowling tournament it does depend you're right let's just say there's eight figures oh yeah no you're not you're there is a period in there somewhere too but it is eight figures period yeah it's like a two commas or a comma and then like a period oh you get some sense you're saying

yes yes well if it's eight figures yeah you're not keeping a lot of that at all i don't think it matters with the period which brings it down to five figures what is are you doing the european thing where the periods are commas that's what i asked first figures so it's it's So it's $10,400 and 20th of a cent. That's eight figures. Why didn't you just say two cents? It's not. It's a 20th of a cent.

Let me tell you. What he's trying to say is it's 10,000 cents. That's what he's saying. Is that what you're trying to say? That's not the dollar. Is that not what you're saying? No, no. Then I'm off.

JT's not really good with... I know exactly what he's trying to say. Jason, type this number in. Okay. 1-0, comma, 400. Did you hear him groan over the comma? Dot, 0-2-0. 0-2-1.

0-2-1. That's two cents, Dan. 0-2-1. Wait, you can't get paid that. How are you getting paid that? You can get paid that. Okay. And you're saying that is 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 figures?

That's what you're saying? Yes, it is. Why didn't you just say that? That's exactly what I said the whole time. You said, like, I don't even know. You went into fractions. You were talking about the periods. No one describes a number and says, oh, there's a decimal.

Well, when you talk about cents. I was trying to make it seem like it was more than it was, okay? $10,000. That was clear. He was trying to say it's less. $10,000. $10,000. Is that $100?

No. Yes, it is. Oh, yeah, he's right. No, it's $100. No, it's $100. $100. I'm right. I'm right.

You think I'm going to get $100 for beating Tommy Two Knuckles? Honestly, yeah, that sounds pretty correct. That's fair. I like right underneath it is the tax code for some reason. They're listening. They're listening. No, they aren't listening. Okay, let's not talk about taxes.

All right, because we definitely do them. Payson, some of us. I think we worry some – stop that. I think we worry some people. I made a joke about on the Wednesday or two Wednesdays ago about don't do your taxes, and I said I'm kidding, and then everyone in the comments was like, please do your taxes. I think it was on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash Picket Boys, by the way.

Get in there. we're at almost i think we're at 1830 or something let's get to 2000 and then we have a big vlog coming up true apparently i'm trying to get out of it but it's fine get out of it we should uh should only go camping with tools that they send in the po box that'd be kind of funny i love this idea i'm always had an awful idea i couldn't even hear his idea because it sounds like he's whispering can we enunciate from the throat i feel like you're far away from me I heard him pretty well. Danny, come on.

You kind of got to open your ears. Come on. Clear your ears. Help. See, I like that tone. Get a little Q-tip. I heard that one. Thank you.

No, honestly. Dr. Mike told me not to use a Q-tip, though. I got you, Dr. Mike. It's hilarious. I'm using them anyway. Sorry, Dr. Mike. It's a great idea. It's all right.

You said it was a bad idea. No, because it is. Well, JT, then. Then you jumped on my train. Well, then the majority of us said it's a good idea. No, no, no. I didn't say it's a good idea. You also said it was a bad idea.

Oh, no, I don't think it's a good idea. No, no, because it is a bad idea for us. It is a terrible bad idea, but it's a great idea for a video. So now it's a great idea. Yes, it is a bad idea and a great idea. So what's better, that idea or raw broccoli? I never said, never ever said raw broccoli is good. I said steamed broccoli.

I'm not getting into it. I said steamed broccoli. No one in the chat believes Danny anyway. Look it up. Look it up. What is that? What am I looking up? Everything is on tape.

Let me get in my time machine. Everything is on tape. Everything is on tape. You don't need a time machine. It is YouTube. Yeah, but I feel like he goes back and he deletes it. I think he trimmed out the segment because I looked for it and I couldn't find it. Yeah, I think he does that.

It's steamed. It's not like he hasn't done it before. Steamed broccoli. The point is, I love Jason's idea. Send us some tools to the PO Box. Like on those reality shows when the people back at home can send care packages. Or it's like the Hunger Games. There are sponsors?

What's it called? Yeah, yeah. In the Hunger Games? You'd be the sponsor. Or fighting over the tools. Yeah, exactly. I feel like, why don't we just then do it like the Hunger Games? We're not going to fight each other.

Put it in a circle. But everybody, yeah, we put it in a circle. We run for, no, no. But everybody, whoever wants to send their sponsor to, I'm going to get nothing. Actually, forget about that idea. I'm going to get nothing. Danny's going to have a four-star tent and a butler. I'm going to have two rocks and a stick.

Jason might have a new pair of jeans. We need a fifth guy. We need a fifth guy who just does. We have like six of us. Well, I know, but we need like a fifth guy who's never on camera is just like our game maker with the weird beard, you know, the Hunger Games guy. Presidents, no.

No, no, no. I don't know. I'm not on the same page. I think you're right. No, no. He was a game maker I think in the previous storyline. Type in game maker, home, what is it called? Hunger Games. Oh, you're talking about the guy with the fancy beard? Yes.

Oh, you're right. I don't want to talk to that guy. He kind of looks like Henry Cavill there. Is that racist? He does. No. We definitely need a guy like this. You got no Henry Cavill? Oh, for sure, Henry Cavill. Right here?

Like, in the brow up? 100%. In the brow, yeah. Brother, that's what that means. Kind of right. In the bottom face, too. It's just not together for some reason. Yo, from this distance, it looks like Henry Cavill.

Yeah, it's going to be tough. This is going to be a tough one. I didn't expect you to actually print Henry Cavill Hunger Games. You saw that? That's what they thought. You know? No. Obviously way more handsome, though.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Also, he's doing a bad comparison picture. or you don't even give me Henry Cavill with a beard? I'm trying to get the front. All right, I see it. You don't even give me Henry Cavill with a beard? But, bro, he's never had an evil beard like that.

No, I do see it. Oh, come on. You can't not have that beard and not be evil. Not giving me a beard on Henry Cavill is a crime, and it still kind of looks like him. I don't need Henry Cavill with a beard. I don't need you to get off. I already see the table lifting.

No, I think it's helping you, actually, because the beard will throw it off, I think. Why? It's only that up. I feel like when you get the whole face, it looks different. It looks such a specific beard that I'm just imagining that beard on him, and it looks exactly the same. Okay, I get what you're saying.

His eye wells are a little deeper, though. Well, I think he's smiling up. He's browing down. It's different. It's not fair. Gotcha. Like, smile at the camera. Take off your glasses.

No. Why? You want me to put... Are you afraid for people to see you without your glasses? People to see me without my glasses? It's just not right now. Why? What's the difference?

Well, after the bowling tournament, there was a scuffle in the parking lot. Tommy Tough Knuckles gave me a shiner. It was Two Knuckles. Unless that's his brother. No. It's Tommy Two Knuckles' brother. Tommy Tough Knuckles. You got two-time by Tommy Two Knuckles and his brother?

Tommy Tough Knuckles. Timmy? Well, I beat Tommy Two Knuckles and I went to the parking lot and Tommy Tough Knuckles is there waiting for me. I think Tommy Two Knuckles might have got his nickname with you. Jason, I knew I would get you with that one. I fucking knew I'd get you with that one. Two Knuckles.

Two Knuckles Deep? I don't get it. Yeah, yeah, Two Knuckles Deep. Oh, gotcha. I mean, you knew it. You knew it. You knew what I was saying. No, I mean, yeah.

No, I mean, yeah. I know exactly what it was. What does two knuckles deep mean? Jason. Do you want me to come? Come here. I'll show you. I'll show you on Patreon.

Jason, one knuckle, two knuckle. This one? Holy shit. Can you point on your finger where the knuckles are? Here. Okay, that's one. And where's the other one? I thought it was this part.

Yeah. Oh. What are we talking about? We need a Jason cam. What are we talking about? We need a Jason cam. Jason, hit us with some wisdom. Let's do a Jason cam, but we'll leave him on the green screen.

He just puts himself wherever he wants every time. All right. You got something? I do. I'm going to preface this. Oh, that's good. You only had a lot of time. We're going to watch this video real quick.

It's kind of going viral. Oh, okay. I can't hear it. Okay, world record attempt. Fastest time to eat a cheese stick. Here we go. oh you have to unwrap it too and swallow it whole apparently oh you know i was about to say oh wait he's cheating he stopped the time before he chewed didn't chew yeah but he kind of starts

the timer late too because he has to start himself it should be someone else starting timer so he ate that cheese stick opened it and swallowed it whole in three seconds yeah so the world record is actually two seconds oh i i know i actually know this chick i see her swallow things all the time i'm not i'm genuinely not kidding no she's she's a real like she does it like guinness world records wait but this is not a mozzarella not a cheese stick at all this is a gigantic block two large blocks of cheese in 2.34 seconds jason did you spend all that time looking it up and you thought that that was the record even though it's not a cheese oh that's just a whole thing of mozzarella no also that took her a minute to eat that

i did fuck off so so you you you did that whole thing searched up that whole thing found the world record, and it didn't have anything to do with the video? It had cheese to do with it, though. Did you think the cheese stick was 500 grams? No, I didn't read that. Did you think that this guy beat the world record so hard, he beat it by almost 60 seconds? What was going

through your brain? Stop looking it up! It's the same! It's the same every time! There's no record of it? Alright. Well... Welcome back to Jason's half-baked segments. Half-baked mozzarella realistic i'm gonna cut you're not cutting it you're not you're not you're not you're not

you do not have the authority to do this sir you're not i swear when you upload it i will go back into the video and add it again all right all right and there's a second guy the second guy what's he eating it's the same video right oh my god this is horrific oh let's let this play we're not no no we're not cutting none of it jason i'm telling you we're not cutting he keeps doing this No, this is a reaction to it, I think. All right, so this guy tries. Yeah, so here's another attempt. This one is a little bit more aggressive.

That guy inhaled it. JT, it kind of looks like you could be one of your brothers. First of all, he does. Secondly, I really like his technique, because he kind of morphed the unwrapping into the eating and fused them together. And I'll tell you what. It only saved .18 seconds, that technique.

I mean, when you're talking, that's miles in cheese-eating time. This guy said it wasn't his best attempt. Wow. So he practices this. He should have recorded all of his attempts. Nolan Ross Palmer, fastest cheese stick, 2.82 seconds. I'll be honest. From watching, looks unbeatable.

It was perfection all around. I am unsure of what the actual world record is now. Well, we know that. but you know a different world record with this time i want to see if we could beat it and maybe set the standard for a world chase it chase it we're not gonna be able to beat this i appreciate the cheese wait hold on how many grams is this 500 500 no all of them together probably 500 this is 340 grams this isn't even what they're using is it yeah these look bigger no well all of them are 340 grams together oh who speaks that way who talks that way

so how is he seeing so this isn't even this isn't even the the lady ate like a bunch of these we're not talking about the lady we haven't been talking about the lady doesn't exist jason messed up the lady got cut from the episode low key i think i could beat the lady i don't i definitely can't do this you're not gonna be able to yeah you're not gonna be able to beat that all right jason honestly even though i don't know what the world record thing was i love this attempt i love this i love this i love this idea i'm not swallowing a whole cheese stick i'll try my hardest though yeah i'm not i'm not doing this you have to you i feel like you can't i can't do that you have the best chance i can't do that you have the best chance i open it i'm not allowed to oh yeah we're

not allowed to open it okay i gotta get a fresh stop opening it you're leaving on the table i think and then okay come on bro all right they also have to start and stop the timer on their own so there's no way so this is the this is the world record no well it's not even we don't know it's the world record this is the internet world record attempt of eating a cheese stick and the world record was 2.82 seconds i don't know what you think we're gonna do all right unopened all right all right wait we go one at a time because i have to stop it yeah one at a time right or no i'll go first because i know i'm gonna go i'll go first all right i'm gonna count down on wait my fingers are slippery wait i think you have to leave it on the table okay all right so on go

3, 2, 1, go It's already over Oh, it's literally already over Oh, you didn't I'm gonna be honest, it's all over I started late We need a baseline here We gotta add like some seconds

I don't think they chewed this much I think you might break it Oh, this isn't a good attempt. All right. 31.87. Not bad. I'll put the accurate one on the screen. Okay.

Oh, he's going to add a second. Why? Let me be. I paused the timer and I started it late because I clicked the wrong button. I'm like, yeah. How hard is it to hit a buck? Just give him the official time. Give him the official time.

Danny, I think you're going to be the best because you don't chew your food. So do you want me to go? I can't swallow this. I can't see, JT. You only have to bite it a couple times. Yeah, but you only have to bite it a couple times. That's what I'm going to try to do. All right, so don't chew into the mic.

Okay, you can definitely, if you just chew three times, you can swallow three chunks. Yeah, I've seen JT swallow 14 pills at once. Yeah, exactly. What's your record for pills at once? It's like 21 or something. See, like what are we talking about? All right, we don't want any chewing into the mic. So I'm going to give you a go.

Well, I'll... All right, you give the go. I'll give you the stop, yeah. All right. When you open up your mouth, I'll tell them to stop. Tell me when you're ready for the countdown. Let me analyze. I'm trusting I'm going to open it.

Remember, the world record for eating this cheese stick is 2.82 seconds. All right, I'm ready. All right. All right. Three, two, one, go. Oh, I can't even open it. Oh, my God. How did you open this?

Brother, it's a this. Oh. I opened the first one. I can't open it. Oh, I think we have to start again. No, no, no, no, no, no. I won. No, what is this?

What is this? I won. That was a false start. That was a false start. Oh, I beat him. I beat him. He gets to start again. Brother, it's not a tear.

It's a pull. What are you doing? You open up the first one under pressure. Cold and dark dirt. What is this? I would have beat him. I've been eating since I was 11, okay? You weren't even watching my form on how to open it, at least?

I did that in two seconds. Hey, Jesus. Oh, okay. I see. I see it. You want to practice one? All right, all right. They got to practice.

That was practice. You want to go again? No, no, I don't want to go again. That is preposterous. All right. One more try. On go. Three, two, one, go.

I'm shaking. I want my cake in the pew. That's pretty good. Okay. Concentration's swallowing. Mmm, it's a lot. Oh, it's not that dry. Oh, it's going to be dry.

It's a little dry. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh. Can I beat him? I definitely beat him the first time Might as well just enjoy it What are these noises?

That's almost cheese No, you still got cheese on your You still got cheese on his tongue Yo, I beat his ass You had cheese on your tongue. I didn't say anything. I beat his ass. I beat his ass, Jason.

You had cheese on your tongue, too. Jason, I beat his ass. Oh, Mr. Tough Guy. Oh, I can't even open up the cheese packet. Oh, oh, Mr. Tough Guy. What was I doing? You put that on me. He said, oh, not a good time.

All right, Danny. All right, let's try. Oh, my God. It's so dry. I'm going to try the three bite strategy. Ooh. I'll be 30 seconds, buddy. Don't look at me.

He got 45. Don't talk like I'm the bad one. All right. Whenever you're ready. I currently have the best attempt. Jason, you're going to come over here and try it, too, by the way. I can't. Oh, no, you are.

No, I can't. You are going to come over here and try it. You have to do the Heimlich on me because I might choke. All right, Danny. On go. Three, two, one, go. You're eating the wrapper. He got it.

Oh, my God. Time. Jason, you clicked that so late. But that was really good. That was insane. Really good. Really good, Danny. Give him another half second.

That was like 14.1. Wait, let's try again. Hold on. He's just hungry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let's try again.

I think I can beat that. Dude, you've got to beat 10. I think you can beat 10 seconds. Your form was a little bad. Can I make some suggestions? I think I need to do... I ate too much at the end. I think I need to do the first bite.

I got it down immediately. I agree. Can I have a suggestion? I feel like you're eating neck down. I don't know. The swallowing path isn't good. I feel like you've got to bring it up a little bit. it no no just a little bit no i'm being serious one here one here i'm being serious i'm being

serious also take it take it all the way out of the plastic you were biting into the plastic i'm sure that wasn't helping okay all right all right on you go yep the second i hear done by the way i'm gonna stop it so that would be helpful you didn't even do that three two one go oh oh my god oh my god I got it he definitely got it under 10 it was like 9.6

he definitely got it under 10 he definitely did that was really good, good job Dan that was impressive alright, best second best, worst I'll gladly accept my bronze here should i try just swallowing it no do you think you can maybe

i can't i can't we can't i can't i can't die here what would i tell his mom he died doing what he loves this guy that i showed you uh nolan i saw one of his fail attempts and he he does it and you know he doesn't swallow he just inhales it and after he stopped the timer it just came back out whole danny stop well if you're gonna attempt at least do the record i'm just gagged on that i feel like a patreon gag stop y'all just eating the cheese let me try swallowing in two bits this is ambitious this is well lucky guy now he's just enjoying the cheese i get it jason come on you're gonna try no

I'll take one though pass you one wait honestly I'm much more through the circle you can't cut this woman out I'm much more interested in her record

yeah can we see the world record Big Cheese I need to see this because this seems really doable this can't be the whole thing if it's a minute

if it's a minute 23 so it might I mean alright we can just watch this it seems like it's 2.34 seconds

okay wow well i feel like she's already so deep in it how does it take another minute oh there's two of them okay that's a 250 gram block so it's 500 grams of cheese but this is so wet relax she's wearing a watch too look at her why couldn't you find a nice italian girl like you want to bring home to the parents this guy is wow she's doing really well good for her yeah i guess there's a lot of pauses like yeah they're probably just cutting the dead air to fit in a minute real this is when how wow dude yeah but that's like hard man but that's wet it's i think it's i was i was thinking the

same thing honestly i think uh but it's so thick dude swallowing that is crazy that's your whole windpipe i'm pretty sure i've seen her swallow um those wedding and party glow sticks and her throat like glowed and then she pulled it out like she's a swallowing thing do you know her personally no i'm saying like she makes videos like she's a real like content creator like shut keever like one of those eater eating con eating contest things when you guys uh were kids did you used to peel off a little piece of string piece by piece and eat it that way when i heard that that's just how you're supposed to do it i was shocked i don't know about supposed to i feel like i've rarely ever eat cheese sticks when i was a kid but it makes more sense because this

is like stringy yeah well that's why it's called string cheese right you're crushing it today that's what i'm saying i think you're supposed to do it that way yeah because it it says string cheese but it's not a string what do you think well it's just a thick string i mean i wouldn't be able to tie my shoes with it but you know maybe you could tie a rope god that's good cheese though what do you think it would take you to get under like five seconds is it possible i think i'd have to just learn how to swallow that big thing you know you're bad people that wasn't on purpose you're bad people who i literally didn't say a word not not a peep came out of me well i i do think i think that's what you have to learn how to do and i can't do that you could learn no that's

something you get you have naturally the hell was that a day's a penny under here for some reason Is it heads up? Tails. Is that good luck? No, the heads is good luck. The heads is good luck, yeah. If it's... Heads up penny.

Yeah, but there's a rhyme to it. If it's down, flush it down. No, no, that's the toilet. That's for piss and poop. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow. Why is that a rule? It's to save, like, a wad space in the, like, houses that have just a water tank.

Yeah, it's weak, not strong plumbing. Oh, like a cesspool? Like a cesspool, yeah. the more water if you you know flush for a pee you're kind of

wasting water space it's like just let the pee sit there huh and that's why they eventually made toilets

where there's two flushers one is more water one is less water sexy nose and that's just to fill up the whatever

but yeah that's the rule and also I mean it makes sense it's like just pee yeah I mean it smells a bit

a little bit a little bit it smells bad after a while how did we get to poo poo pee why'd you do this Jason

you're the one that you have a question don't blame me don't blame me Don't blame me for anything. No, you actually did. You did.

Don't blame me for anything. You said brown, brown, brown. Well, he said that he found a penny. Hey now, brown cow. Hey now, brown cow. You got a question that won't get out of here? I do, I do. Oh, Jason question.

Oh, I'm so excited. This is Jason episode. Jason's crushing it today. I love the segment. Wait, did you see the question I sent you? I was going to do it on Patreon. I did too. It wasn't good enough for the main one.

It wasn't good enough for the main one. It wasn't good enough for the main one. It's not good as this one. No, it's good. All right, Jason, this one has to be better than the one we're going to do on the Patreon. Patreon.com. Get in there. All right, so here's the deal.

You get $1 million U.S. Taking it. Why did I fuck that up? How'd you fuck it up? Here's the deal. You get $1 million USD or 100 nights with free upkeep. So basically that means you have 100 nights to protect you, do work for you. They work eight-hour shifts.

Oh, nights with a K. Oh, nights. Nights with a K. Yeah, I thought he was putting us in a hotel somewhere or something. That's what I thought, too. No. So I'm a little king with 100 knights. Yeah.

That's a small army. I think they're technically a lord, then. They work eight-hour shifts. I don't know. That's what they call those guys. Why can't I be a king? Are kings not lords? My lord.

There you go. I don't know. No, it's your grace. That sounds made up. King is your grace. King is your grace. Yeah, yeah, your grace. So what's a lord?

A lord's lower than a king. Yeah, a lord's like the king's nephew or brother or whatever. I think it's just high-ish royalty, I think. Yeah, in Game of Thrones, they say my lord to, like, anyone. My lord. My lord. My lord. My lord.

My lord. They definitely say your grace a lot. Or your... Your grace. Your holiness. No, they don't say that. Nope. Not once.

That was to the Sept, I believe. All right, so I get a million dollars or a hundred knights. Are they good? I mean, they work for you. They're, uh... They have armor? They work eight-hour shifts. Eight hours?

I need more than that. They're my knights. Well, you have a hundred of them. You could rotate 33. I could stagger the shifts. Yeah. You can rotate, like, 33 in and out. I don't.

And. Is that how easy it's become? Is that how easy it's become? It's too easy now. Their wages and gear are all paid for magically by a third party. And the only downside is they can be arrested and prosecuted. What am I doing with these knights? I don't know.

You can do a lot. You know, I like to have fun with these questions and play along and be silly. but why would anyone ever pick the fucking knights jason i i was gonna for what for what if i pick the knights and you pick the knights can we battle sure and then i get your million dollars how what are you gonna do with the knights jason how are you gonna make a million i have a hundred people that i can have working for me what are they gonna do what do you do no fucking mine gold mine gold jason go rob a bank you they're gonna get prosecuted they're knights they don't know what a car is prosecuted they're not gonna get caught they don't know what

a car is they don't they don't know what a street is they're wearing armor of course yeah chainmail or good armor uh i feel like no the heavy kind it actually doesn't no i'd rather chainmail it's not like they're gonna stop a bullet anyway none of those armors could stop bullets i don't you ever see delius warriors the pirate versus the knight the the knight gets blown away a hundred times out of a hundred times it's true thank you and that was a blunderbuss that was just um forks in a tube. It has to be the million dollars.

Where am I housing them? No, that's paid for. Yeah, it's all paid for. Where are they living? They live in a tiny little box. They go in there. Oh, they're tiny knights. No, they're human-sized.

Then how do they fit in the box, Jason? It's like a Pokemon ball. Got it. Pokemon ball. Can you explain it like that, please? I'm sorry. So I have a Pokemon ball with a hundred knights in it.

Go, knights! Oh, now you're speaking my language. That's cool. Can I carry them around with me? Is that accurate, what he said? Can I carry them around with me? Sure, yeah. They're in a Pokeball.

If I take their little box. You could. Yeah. So if I'm ever in trouble, and maybe I'm in a weird alley, and someone's messing with me, it's like, go, go. I was doing go, go gadget. What's the Pokemon? Knight number two.

I choose you. They just say go Pikachu or whatever. No, it's not Pikachu. We're not Pokemon. They're knights. I know, but you say go knights. Got it. Go knights, go.

Sure. That's kind of cool. That might be worth a million dollars. Wait, I only have them for 100 days. Didn't you say that? You have 100 knights. You have 100 nights. Oh, it's not a time limit.

Wait, wait, wait. I'm taking the nights. I'm taking the nights. You know what? I'm just now realizing that I thought it was 100 days the whole time, too. Me, too. Me, too. You know why?

Because he said 100 nights. He did say 100 nights. And we all thought they are 100 nights. And then that stuck with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me, too. Okay, okay, okay. I've got nights.

And I can hold them in a little Pokeball? Hell yeah. Okay, now they're magical portable Poke nights. Yes. Now I'm going to take the nights. Do they have their weapons with them? Yeah. All their gear, everything.

No, this is great. Are they DTF? Okay. Okay. What are we talking about? And you know what? Jason, well, you killed him. You killed him.

Jason, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't ask questions? I can't ask questions anymore? Jason, you're making fun of him? Answer the question, please. I would like to answer it. Does that change your answer?

Well, almost certainly. Well, they... Statistically, 10 of them. Yeah, statistically, they can't all be DTF. Okay. That's fine. 10 of them? Yeah.

And statistically, probably another 10% won't want to, you know? Oh, okay. And then another 10%. So probably got two or three that are DTF. All right. Let's put that. Those are good odds. What?

Those are good odds. No, they're actually terrible odds. Out of 100? That's great. Yeah, but I feel like 10 of them will be upset. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see what you're saying. About the question.

Just don't pull them. Oh, yeah. You have to ask each one. No, once you see them mingle, you'll figure it out. Oh, I can, yeah. Yeah, you'll figure it out. Throw a party. Yeah.

Throw a night party. Throw a night party. All right. I'll go with the nights, I guess. So we're all doing nights? I'm going nights. Yeah, I'm going nights. Yeah, I'm going nights, I think.

Your answer didn't change until you could fuck them. No, no. He had the... Oh. He was picking... Oh. Also, make love over here. He was picking the nights the entire time.

He was just asking if he could bang them. Yes. No, he said, how would you not take the million dollars? I did say that. I also said that. And I would like to recant my statement. You thought there was a time limit. And now I'm agreeing with Jason.

Was it only until you found out you could sleep with a couple of them? It's really the proposition of – I actually like that they're not all down to fuck. It's more of like – A challenge. Yeah. Well, not a challenge. It's not alien. But it's more like –

You like it when they say no. Yeah. It's like imposter. Please be careful. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah. I was like, I heard you joking, but I heard him not listening.

He doesn't listen. No, it's more like Among Us. There's a gay night among us. I'm going to find you. What is that? It's me. What does that have to do with a mug? I don't know.

It's just fun. There's an imposter among you. Yeah. It's like playing Mafia, but one person's gay. Just playing Game of Life, probably. Sure. The beautiful Game of Life. For that and many other reasons, I'll take the Knights.

Good question. Danny, would you say on a scale of 1 to 10, that question compared to your question coming up on Patreon, what do you give it? um i give it a that was a good question with the box the box was huge the traveling night box yeah we turned into a pocketbook at least at least be cool also hey i'm sorry i'm doing this i know i'm jumping everywhere i've been watching him massage this cheese for seven for seven no i've been i've been pretending that this cheese is like someone's spine and i've just been like a chiropractor just like kind of realigning it are you gonna eat that after i might what are you what are we talking

i might i might listen it's i like i've been messing with sensory toys more well that's a whole different conversation no no like like like like putty and like you know no i know what you're saying i well yeah it's a whole that's a whole different thing i mean good for you whatever keeps you uh occupied you know when we're not around truly i was on the plane i had these like magnets they're amazing like balls yeah they're like little tiny balls they're magnetic balls you didn't have to I've turned this cheese into a neato

now it's all soft everything involving balls you don't have to clarify it's not man's balls you don't have to do that every time it's okay JT tell him where to find you he's gotta eat that cheese

sorry I'm just enamorated with this giant bird you can find me on Instagram at the J-Balls. Danny? I think I can squeeze it out. It's opening it now. Oh.

You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at AntPrisco. Can't forget to follow. That was mouthful. Jason, you hit him with it. ThePickyBoys on Instagram.

ThePickyBoys on Twitch. ThePickyBoys gaming channel. And that's it. Nothing else. Perfect. Perfect. Am I allowed to massage my cheese before I go for the record?