Picky Boys Podcast - The Basement Yard Gets Drunk! | Picky Boys Podcast #300

Episode Date: November 19, 2023

Watch the bonus Q&A video on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, we're joined by Joe & Frankie from The Basement Yard! To celebrate 300 episodes, the boys are drinking 300 ounces, and nobody can leave until it's done! Along the way, we discuss drinking stories, get quizzed on science, and play the yes or no game! Thank you to everyone for watching through 300 episodes...we're just getting started! The Basement Yard: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_a6c3KLo9reMOqn2pbvMqg Shop Holiday Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Joe - https://www.instagram.com/joesantagato/ Frankie - https://www.instagram.com/thefrankalvarez/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/  

There's a child being abducted outside, by the way. Yeah. There's literally a child screaming. Should we call someone? I think we need to go out there. A child screaming and, uh... Could your grandma chug? Uh, she could barely walk, dude, honestly.

That doesn't stop some people. I've seen it, trust me. Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! Oh, God! Fill me up. That's so fucking strong, bro. Aww. Put some more vodka in there, dude. No. Oh, don't do that, please. all right we ready yes we hot welcome back to the picky boys podcast episode 300

oh shit oh shit wow holy shit my ears ringing a little bit well yeah we should have told jason we were gonna do that i'm sorry about that jason my ears are sorry about your ears there baby yo that legit sounded like gunshots Oh, yeah, I'm an idiot. I just saw batteries. I was like, shoot, batteries? There's three batteries on the floor. There's just three batteries on the floor.

Holy shit. Yes. We have a guest today. Oh, yeah. You know what? Let me just take that. Special guest. Let me take that.

Let me take that. Okay, so Joe, Frankie, Danny, JT, our goal this episode is to finish three gallons of alcohol. Jesus Christ. 300 ounces, right? 300 ounces. Wait, is it 100 ounces a gallon? I don't know.

Yo, you've gotten this wrong literally like an infinite amount of times. It's a different amount every time. Dude, when he explained it to me originally, I said to Joey, I was like, am I the idiot here? Like, I didn't understand. It's like 300 ounces on my each. Wait, that sounds right, though. 100 ounces a gallon. 100 ounces a gallon, is it not?

You got stuff in you? What is it, 120? 128, I think. There's still more. 128. Yeah. Wait, no. He was like, it's only, don't worry.

It sounds like it's way more. It's only like three pints. And I was like, that doesn't really add up. Between five. Wait, what is a pint? 16 ounces. But when they serve a pint at a bar, isn't that always like a huge beer? It's a 16-ounce beer.

Like in a draft cup. I think it's this. But then isn't the little milk cartons you get, isn't that a pint? Milk cartons. From the school lunch line? No. Those might be half pints. That might be a quart.

Oh, no. Those are bigger. No, quarts are more. There's two pints in a quart, I think. This is the dumbest. I'll start this. You should have known. You remember in elementary school?

Dude, this is the dumbest way to do this. What, you want to do it? I'm right here. All right, I'm so sorry. All right, you take care of that side. You're hugging the thing, trying to pour it. You take care of that side. Big business Joe had to get involved somehow.

JT wants this. Put a couple of these in there. So Danny made this and definitely overpoured. I'll take a beer. This is probably... It was a heavy hand. It was a bit of a heavy hand. It's nice and cold now.

Oh, yeah. I'll tell you that. Oh, it is cold. And it's not getting diluted, thanks to the ice. ice things. There's ice rods in there. This is a homemade twisted tea. We were going to have them poured before, but we thought all the plastic things were the...

I love how the bottles of Snapple that you guys put in were sugar-free, and I was like, oh, they're being health-conscious, but then I'm thinking you're drinking a gallon and a half of fucking alcohol. Yep. I didn't taste this yet. Delish. Cheers, everybody.

What's the new Pitbull saying? Valley. Oh, no. That's not it. Yo, like, let's stop wasting time. and have the time of our lives by putting time on lives and livening our time up. Don't waste time having a time of your life.

Have a time. What time is it? What's the famous line? Is that, he's like, any problem you've had, been there, done that.

And everybody gets upset about it. And the memes are just people working a nine to five in a grocery store. I mean, Pitbull, he's a man of the people. He's Mr. 305.

Mr. Worldwide. And Mr. Worldwide. Is 305 Miami? That's the area code for Miami. Miami. Yeah, there's a big meme. So he upgraded to Worldwide from Miami. The song Mr. Worldwide, they're only naming states in that.

Yeah. This is so funny. Oh, is he? You put it down like New York City, hot like Los Angeles. All of them is just in the states. Just in the states. It's got to be ludicrous. When he said he was pimping all over the world,

he had different countries he was naming and stuff like that. Arguably, they are competing against Worldwide-ness. Yeah. worldwide, indeed. I feel like Luda is more famous than he should be. Oh, that's a hot take.

Is that crazy? Yeah, a little bit. His music was sick. Is it? I mean, I don't know his current music, but like... Baby with Justin Bieber?

Come on. In that bowling alley? Don't do that. Don't do that. You got this guy on your side? This is your champion? No, no, no. That's not my thing.

What? I said Luda's more famous than he is, so he comes straight off with Baby. Yeah. Also, the song, I think it's called Boys vs. Girls. That's a good Luda song.

Dude, you're naming like post-2008 songs? I don't know what the fuck it is. Well, that's when I was, you know, alive. Look up like Splash Waterfalls, you know, Blueberry Yum Yum, number one spot, Blueberry Yum Yum. That song is sick. You can't even sit there and lie. It's about weed.

I've never heard of any of those songs. More famous than he should be right there. Do a deep dive into Luda. I'm good. frankie's really cool frankie's really great we like frankie because he gets it down in eight seven six five four three two oh wait wait wait what i didn't i was so thanks but also it felt like a backhand bro i got so fucking scared i was like what's gonna I looked towards the door.

I was like, what is happening here? All right, do it again. Oh, you want to do it? I mean, Frankie's really awesome. Frankie's someone I would date. Frankie's really awesome. Oh, you changed it. Antonio's fucking gay.

Seven, six, five, four. We've got to speed up. No, I think we've got to slow down. Give him some time. Two and a half, one and a half. There you go. Frankie, he's crying. He's crying.

Uh-oh. Are you okay? It's been a while since I've done that. Pass me one of those, please. Are those tears coming out of your eyes? Dude, I don't remember the last time I chugged a beer. It's carbonation, baby. Dude, I discovered I can chug beer after, literally, weird connection, but like after my grandmother died.

Yeah, and she died hard. Well, slow down. She died. She died. No, she died really well. No, not kind of a sad way to die. She died. She was demented.

It was after the wake, and we were at a bar, and I just had a beer in front of me, and I've never been able to chug, ever. The only time I could ever really do it was in like a- A wiffle ball bat. A wiffle ball bat or a beer bong situation. Yeah. Okay. That's peds.

I forgot about the wiffle ball bat thing. I can't do a bong at all. I can do a bong pretty well. Trash at it. The Whiffle Ball Bat, I'm incredible. It's a funnel. Bong? You mean funnel?

Yeah, whatever. Beer bong. Beer bong, yeah. Because now I'm thinking, we had a thing called a Bongzilla. It was just a giant fucking funnel, and it had like five hoses on it. Six hoses. It held a 12-pack. Get it right, six.

Yeah. I think me and JT drank out of one of those. I believe it was two Four Locos in them. Oh, Jesus Christ. You can turn the valves and set which ones are still on and which ones aren't. Yeah, Four Loco, though. Jesus Christ. Did you guys get in the pre-recall Four Loko?

No, we were too young. I would just drink a Red Bull and then drink a Four Loko. Try to bring back the good old days. I would just rim the glass in cocaine. It's like I was trying to stop my heart. No, but Joey just handed me a beer, and I just chugged it. And I literally looked at him as I was doing it. I was like, holy shit.

And then he just bought me five more. Yeah, I was like, I'm going to keep buying you beers. Try this one. No, that's exactly it. He was literally just dumping it down his throat. I was like, what the fuck is going on, dude? It's crazy what trauma unlocks. You know what I'm saying?

You unlocked a new... Could your grandma chug? She could barely walk, dude. I'm a chug. That doesn't shock some people. I've seen it. Trust me. She could barely walk.

She could barely walk. I've seen this guy barely be able to walk and still chug. That's true. It's all about opening the throat. Yeah. Well. Frank, let's talk about your grandmother's throat and the ability to open or close it. Maybe she passed it on to you.

That's what I was thinking. You think I got my throat work from my grandma? Well, I don't know. What? But I don't do anything that would classify as throat work. I don't know. How old were you when you discovered this power? 20, also.

I think you could call a podcaster a throat worker. Boom. All right. He's got you there. Because without your throat, you're fucked. How much cooler can we make that profession? Call it throat work? The throat goats.

Dude, pre-Recall for Loco was a wild time that I'm glad you guys didn't experience. Yeah. Because you would have. Wait, so you? Yeah, we both had them. Yeah. But, like, there were, I remember there was, like, a magazine that came out, and it said that it was, like, there was the equivalent of a,

their word, small mountain of cocaine in those. Like, it was ridiculous. Which is crazy because a mountain's still a mountain? A mountain. Like, what is a small mountain? A small mountain? Of cocaine. I thought you were saying a small mountain.

No, no, no, small mountain. They said mountain in this article. They said a small mountain of cocaine so that they got all recalled. I remember I drank two of them well oh there was a time where me and Frankie were in Connecticut and we all drank two each and my friend one of my one of our friends just like turned into

a fucking into stone and just sat in a chair for like four hours my other friend Josh oh Josh was like out on the deck texting someone I walk over to him like who you texting and he turned around and punched me in the face and started to do this no unprompted

he turned into a fish fight how dare you ask this was before Josh was like built too so he was small so i was like i was like what so i just like grabbed him like flipped him over and like was trying to throw him in the water to drown him and then when i finally got up back up to where the fire was frankie had thrown like four box cardboard boxes into the fire and there was just pieces flying everywhere and they were going over the grass and i was like i'm gonna put this out and we did and i pissed on it if i pee yeah and then didn't Can you try to grab a can out of the fire and burn your hand or something?

Most likely. A can? I don't remember. I also accidentally mixed a Four Loko with vodka once. You supercharged your Loko. It was the worst night. One of the worst nights of my entire life. They don't taste good.

I could have told you that just off the first sentence. They don't taste good at all. They're not very good. They're not good. So you guys have had them in the current? We've had it in the current form, yeah. We've actually Edward Four Loko hands for a Patreon video. Oh, my God.

Oh, you said Edward. I thought you said N-word. I was like, what game are you talking about? What game is that? That's very different. Different video. Different video. Jesus.

Yeah, no, that was rough. Yeah, we had an hour. We had an hour to finish two Four Locos. The Four Loco social media team actually responded to us. Saying, don't. Which is so, it's actually very funny, because their entire brand is like marketing to underage people without saying it.

I mean, they're calling themselves Four Loco. Like, what do they expect? And they said they were going to send us stuff and never did. Hey, everybody, before we get back to the 300th episode, I needed to talk to you about something real, real quick. Yes, I'm in a different outfit from the podcast because we had to film this the next day because we got way too drunk during this.

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There's so much content in there. Remember, patreon.com slash picky boys. Go check it out. Please enjoy the rest of the episode. When people ask what you do, do you say podcaster? No, I don't. I'm curious. What do you say? I say I'm in the entertainment business. Oh, that sounds way worse. With slicked back hair? People are going to think you're a- You think I wear my hair like this all the time? I wear hats, Joey. People are going to think you're a scumbag agent or something. I don't know why my hair is like a big topic of conversation.

I mean, how could it not be? Joey's jealous. That's what it is. That's what it is, yes. That's jealous. He also took off the leather jacket to stop getting the insults heard. I did. I will tell you, it was getting a little toasty down here, and I was like, I'll take them

off just to spare myself. Yeah. But I'd say I'm in the entertainment, because who the fuck wants to hear I'm a podcaster? Like that's such a, I'm not like embarrassed by it, but like, that's such a, like people that look at you like, oh, you know, like you're, you're a loser. Is that still what you, it's like, oh, I don't have a job. How do you make money with that? So you're unemployed.

Oh, okay. Someone asked me once when I just started doing anything in this field and I was just like, I edit YouTube and I, I sent, and I run, nevermind. That's just the answer I get. I was just like, and everyone around me is like, you really need a better answer for that. And it's like, I don't really have an answer for that, honestly. I've explained to my dad

About three times How it works And he still just Doesn't get it I think that whole generation Just needs to just like Die off Yeah

That was a quick yeah I didn't know He was gonna say The end of that sentence I was preemptively Yay It's like Yeah yeah

You should probably Kill your parents Probably should kill All your parents That's what you should do Joey's really cool Joey's really great He's gonna finish

His drink in Eight Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. All right, I did it. You know what's crazy? How are the fucking basement boys beating us? Well, Danny helped me here. I'm on my second one already.

All right, hold on. I got you, I got you. The basement boys. The basement boys. Did you guys ever, Joe and I spoke about this on an episode, going to like house parties, what were like the drinking games that you guys played? Okay.

You ever play chandelier? That's the one I was going to ask about. I love Chandelier. There's a lot of different names for these games. But Chandelier, you know Chandelier is Chandelier as well? Yeah. You can play Blitzkrieg or Beer Ball. Beer Ball, yeah.

Oh, is that the same thing? It's like you throw it at the can. And you hit the can and start drinking. I love that game. It's a good one. We'll play after this. Recently, this wasn't really popular when we were growing up, but recently we've been playing Beer Die.

I love that game. You've got to be outdoors for that. So it has to be a day party kind of. Yeah. A day party is the best kind of party. Oh, the best. There's something in the air. You just need really high ceilings.

Drinking when you're outside with the sun outside unlocks a whole new level of drunk. Isn't it weird, though? It's not as fun as outside night drinking. I would disagree. I think it's more fun. I think it's more fun as well. Outside night drinking.

Didn't have the sentence for it. Yeah, but what do you... Same thing at a bonfire? No. What else could it possibly be? Where do you play beer at? Do you stand in the dark in the yard and drink? You can't play a beer die at night.

It has to be. You won't be able to see the dice. No, you can play. I've played at night. I want to know what the hell you're talking about. So in the day, it's yards, front lawns. Yeah. And then at night, it just can't be that anymore,

so it switches to bonfires and... Backyards. Backyards again. Now we're back at backyards. We're in yards. I just think that, isn't daytime, you go a little harder than nighttime? No.

Yeah, I think so. You go harder during the day. because now if you're drinking during the day it's an event almost at night you're like alright I guess we're all here I like chilling at night but see the thing with the day is that you can party during the day

and then go to sleep at a reasonable time that's true where like night time it's like oh the implication is like I'm going to be up until 4am and ruin my whole next day too true you maximize your drinking at night but it changes though

once you get to wine drinking age it really changes your night time drinking at least it did for me You can't do wine like that. That's crazy. But I never had wine, like, really, until I was, like, at least 28. You never played, like, Slap the Bag? No, never did that. Love that.

Never did that. But I will say there's something fun about just sitting around and drinking bottles of wine and being like, we just drank eight bottles of wine. What are we doing? I would rather crush a case of beer. I wouldn't. The wine feels less degenerate for some reason. It also makes you feel better.

not the next day I do you're a lucky one I think I've been wine drunk like once in my whole life what? it is very fun I just feel like I need to be like a divorcee with a fucking cigarette

complaining about you're narrow minded and you will never want to experience keep it going more of this please we've had for some nights we've had just a, what's it called?

Angry Orchard Night. What is that? Hard cider. Hard cider night. We've had wine nights. Oh, you guys theme your nights? Sometimes when we were younger. Every single time we've had a wine night,

half of us have cried. Every time. Oh. Like fire. It brings something out of you. You just want to talk about deep shit? Like full on, you know, like full on tears crying. Just going through it.

Yeah, Frankie hates emotion, so don't bring that up around him. Me? Yeah. I'm a fucking big emotion guy over here. I love talking about emotions. He doesn't even know how to talk about it. I love talking about emotions.

Big emotion guy. Yeah. Like I'm reading a script. Don't. You're going to get me started, and then I can't fucking stop. I have a question for you. What? How many beers until you're tipsy or drunk?

Now, not much. Not much? Not much now, because I don't drink often, if really ever. I don't think I'm going to get drunk here. If you were to ask me 10 years ago. We got to put in some work over there. If you were to ask me 10 years ago, I would say like six or seven. Yeah.

But now I don't – like yesterday we had like a beer, a beer and a half, and I was just like, I'm already feeling it a little bit. But like now, like back then it was way, way, way more. I'm convinced that I could – like if I like ate and I'm like chilling, I could still drink – there's a child being abducted outside, by the way. Yeah. Literally a child screaming. Should we call someone?

I think we need to go out. The child's screaming and, you know, it is what it is. But Antonio's really good. Antonio's really great. Antonio is going to get it. Because he gets it down in eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. There's something that. Vomiting.

There's so much vodka in there. There is. There's so much vodka in there. Oh, I'm sorry, Frankie. Hold on. There's some part of me That yearns for drinking When you're

Like when you're really young And it's hard to get Your hands on liquor Yeah And then you just like Have this one bottle And you all pass it around It's great

Yes dude Dude we used to fuck in Like in maybe senior Or high school or something We would just get A four loco Split it between three people And all be fucked up

Somehow Yeah It was great Somehow I think that was Those things are fucked That'll do the trick But they're like

15 percenters of them right The new ones are $14. The V2s. I'll tell you what. I don't think I want to go back there at all. I don't want to go back. So much easier to just... That, I want it.

I'm not drinking any alcoholic drinks that have a fucking tiger getting fucked by a plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like jungle juice. Yeah, if it comes in a can and a crazy name, I'm out. If it looks like a fucking Affliction t-shirt, I'm not drinking it. Dude, I am such, like, I'm not a germaphobe, but, like, I don't share drinks and stuff. And then I remember when I used to visit colleges, and it would just be a ladle in a garbage can. And I would drink that.

Dude, I did that. Like, I don't know why I would do that. I went to a party that was a giant garbage can. They put a garbage bag in it, and it was just the drink in it. And everyone to fill up would just dip their cup in it. Yeah, that's disgusting. And it was disgusting. There'd be, like, a ladle there you're supposed to use.

No one would do that. No one cares. Do you remember in the U.S., they used to throw hotel parties, and they would fill the fucking tub in a fucking hotel, in, like, a shit motel, hotel. Like, fill the bathtub up with ice and just put everything in there. That is way worse. Well, not, like, take, not, like, not, like, a liquid. Like, you would put, like, your beers and everything in the ice. Oh, that's great.

Okay, okay. I gotta say, I think. I'd drink it out of a tub. No, but it's because I was just worried because it's really close to the toilet. Yeah. I can't. There's a fucking guy on TikTok who sous vides steak in a toilet. Yeah, I saw that shit.

Yo, I hate that shit. It's so gross. I watch it every video. I can't even watch that. I have to watch it. It's terrible, but I have to. I'm going to get sick. The man loves making French onion soup in that sink.

No, but that whole bathtub system, that's actually very smart. Yeah, I mean, you use what you got. You don't have a cooler bathtub. The ingenuity that you needed to come up with as a teenager trying to drink, there is a part of that that you're nostalgic for. Nothing tasted better than fucking vodka in a Coca-Cola bottle. you know what I mean like it sucked

and it was awful and it was garbage but like how did you guys get alcohol when you were younger I had I had like the worst

thing I did all the time Danny just bring out his piece flash it I do one of these give me the fucking money no we're getting beer this time

not the money give me the fucking beer and the money you know might as well what do you think they were using

the money for more beer I'm taking the coffee cakes no we would just There was always just one deli that had an issue with another deli, so then they would just keep lowering the age they were allowed to buy alcohol. So you guys were just able to walk in and get the shit that you wanted, right?

You couldn't walk in with more than a person or two. No, yeah, but I'm saying you could go in and get it. You didn't have to jump through hoops or have someone slip them a 10. They had a system for underage kids. You're supposed to do this and this, and then, okay, we know you're cool. The system was great. You take your beer, you put it all the way in the back on a different counter. Then you go buy a candy bar or something.

They'll take it from the back, bag that, and put your candy bar in it and just charge you. So in the front, it looks like you're just buying a candy bar. There's no cameras in the back. And then the police came and shut it down. Did they shut it down? Very quickly. Oh, shoot. We ended up talking to town.

One time the police came. Snitches, you know? Yeah. One time our friend was there and he was buying a Four Loko. and the police came so he had to like hide it so he hid it quickly

in his jacket but now it looks like he's stealing a Four Loko and the police come up to him and say hey man like what's up they start questioning him it falls out of his jacket

hits the ground he goes nothing nothing right out he fell right out now the police think he's stealing it

the store thinks he's stealing it as well and the police like just kind of escorted him home he got out of that one well by the way he was so drunk

he forgot he was 22 and could have won it. I forgot that part. What a fucking idiot. He just took all the drinks off and hit him in front of the cops. The cops were like...

I honestly was never denied with a fake ID ever. And the only time I've ever been denied was when I was 23. Like I was trying to buy something from a deli. It was like beers.

It was like a six pack or something. And he was just like, this isn't you. And I was like, what? What are you talking about? I was like, yes it is. I was like, I'm 23. He was like, nah.

I'm not selling it to you. I had the worst fake. Literally, we were like going to go out. Angel Rivera? Rodriguez. No. Angel Rivera. Rivera.

Yeah, it was someone literally found it on the counter of a bodega. And they were like, oh, this kind of looks like you. And he was 28. I was fucking 18 at the time. I was 14. And I never got to that. But also by us, we would go to the corner store and we would just be like, oh, have someone. The guy would put it in his fucking basket and drive it to our house.

That's great. he did not care we'd call in and he'd bring it sometimes well we also could just walk into the deli and be like hey can we get because we used to buy just tall boy it was like 40 bucks it was 12 tall boys in like a thing and it was he charged us 40 bucks and we go in there buy it whatever all of it expired that happened once one time the deli got cute and charged one of our friends like 60 bucks for a 36 rack because they were like we know what's going on at that point it's like I have to. It's the underage premium.

Right, the underage premium. But also... It's fair. Yeah. Yeah. But on the flip side, it can be like... Yeah, but... I got documentation of you giving us drinks, too.

So how about we flip it the other way now? We're going to be cute $15 for this. Yeah, wear a GoPro, and you're like, what? Charge me what? Yeah, how much? How much? Hold on. There's three silly little goofy numbers I can call on my phone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get this place shut down. I was at a bar once where I went to college, and it got raided while we were there. and i was of age at the time but every like they're like like it was this it was like the dive bar where like everyone that was underage went there because they never carded and they raided it and they put everyone that was under 21 along the wall but they left their fucking pitchers of beer at the table so my friends and i who were of age were just going there and just drinking the beers for the people that were getting arrested and it was fucking incredible but

like it was way easy like i don't know what it is now because obviously i'm i'm not underage and i don't know anyone that is underage trying to drink but like it was pretty easy for enough one man's misfortune another man's luxury a lot of people always say like they like found someone outside of the delhi was like yo can you go buy a shit i was like i have the balls to do that yeah no never did any of that if a kid came up to you would you buy it fuck no bro fuck that i'd be like bro i feel bad for you figure it out but like i'm not getting in trouble for you i don't even fucking know you also what if it's one of those things where now the camera comes out did you just buy alcohol for the sun yeah john quinones too many people have cameras now

why are you trying to get this underage kid drunk exactly well the underage could still be 20 years old yeah 19 yeah if they look between 18 and 21 i'll buy it i think i've never been approached i guarantee they're not 21 i guarantee 18 and 20 i guarantee i can march i can put And all these kids look like they're 22 now. I can put 30 kids in front of you from 16 to 21. You will not be able to know who's older. Hey, man, why do you know 30 kids from 16 to 21? It's true.

That also would be a good video. Just Danny judging it? No, just trying to pinpoint people's age. I think Cut already did that, or Jubilee are one of them. Yeah, it sounds like one of those. It was like a 21-year-old, like a bad bouncer. Yeah, they did. Oh, yeah, bouncers.

A bouncer or a bartender tries to guess who's of age. It's crazy, man. It's harder than you think. It is harder than you think. But the point is, I'll buy kids alcohol. That's the point. Why not? That's what you want to make the point?

I would never do it. Why not? Dude, I got to ask. It's a crime. Hey, yeah, say it louder for the camera. Listen, if I was a kid and I asked somebody to buy me alcohol, and they were like, no. You're like, what the fuck?

Yeah, you'd be pissed off. Where'd you get off? But now, 10 years later, you'd be like, yeah, that kind of made sense. I'd probably just try to steal it at a certain point. Really? Yeah. I was stealing a lot of shit. You were a little klepto?

I was. It seems hard to steal. You gotta steal a whole case, no? It's a whole case? Well, no, I would steal like... One can. Well, not one can. Oh, sorry.

He got greedy. Maybe like a can of something that was like high in alcohol. Be like, oh, this is worth stealing. Listen to fucking Danny Ocean over here. Tell us how you steal all these different bottles of alcohol. One time I got caught stealing and Frankie was with me and a woman came up to me and was like, what is that? And then Frankie was like, he wasn't going to steal that. And I was like, yeah, I was going to pay for it.

And she was like, you're putting it under your shirt. I was like, I'm holding it. It was a 25, you know, fucking cent thing of, like, Winterfresh or Big Red or some shit. Yeah, it was some candy. You got caught stealing 25 cents worth of goods? Listen, man, I didn't have 25 cents. I literally had no dollar. We've been talking about beers and stealing a lot.

Do we have any science-y stuff? Did we do that? Oh, yeah. We noticed that you guys on the Basin Yard debunk or try to figure out science a lot. Yeah, yeah. And so we were going to do a few rapid-fire science true or false questions. If you get it wrong, take a sip. Okay.

Might need more beer because you can top me off there, Daddy. Oh, that's not a thing you say to another man. I appreciate it. No, it was fine until the Daddy, I think. I thought it was rude until the Daddy. The Daddy changed the rest of the sentence. You can top me off. Listen, it's all about showing affection to your boys.

You know what I'm saying? And, like, normal will suck your dick. Absolutely terrible. It was bad. It was terrible. It looked like a peach-flavored thing. It tastes like that, but someone farted in it. It's like, Danny's really cool.

Danny's really great. He can finish anything. He can finish anything. In eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Oh, God. That was a cool slide, by the way. That was really good, and all the things went like that? Have you guys...

I want to go to a bar where they... No, no, no, no. What? Did we... What? It's all in the throat. I got it from Frank's grandma. I want to go to a bar so bad where they throw the beer in a big glass mug down the beer.

Down the whole fucking... Down the bar, and you catch it. Me too. I would never. Why not? Dude. I can't imagine. I just wouldn't catch it.

You're still paying for it. Psych. That's true Yeah you gotta You gotta pretend Like make someone else Bump into you or something Alright Jason

Bazinga That was a diabolical That was a diabolical Use of this power That was rude You only get one Yeah Wait who do we have left

Oh You ready JT JT Oh yeah you guys He's babysitting that Oh I didn't want to call him out

Alright it's feeling You feeling it My tummy's hurting a little I feel like you're I feel like you're not Dude my stomach sucks It's so sensitive Your stomach does suck

It's this fucking Sugar free shit Alright give us some science It's too much beer. All right. True or false. Drinking alcohol raises rather than lowers the body's temperature. That's a good question.

I feel like I get hot. I start sweating. I start getting hiccups and shit. Yeah, but it could be because your body temperature is lower, so you're more affected by the surrounding air. Frank, that doesn't make sense. Exactly. Like, you're freezing to death.

You get warm. Oh, wait. No, that makes sense. No, wait. That makes sense. True. Wait, wait. You're just giving the answer for us?

You're not going to let us talk through this? Who are you? Wait, what the? Oh, I thought we had to say our answers. Wait. How else would you drink? Do you guys want to say it at the same time? Can you keep track of that?

Wait, wait, wait. What was it? Is there a team? How would you possibly keep track of that? Ears? He said false. He said true. I hear everything.

I think it's an honor system. No, he has our ears. Trolls. I'm going false. Trolls. Trolls. False. I don't remember the question.

False. Wait, it raises. What's the statement again? Drinking alcohol raises rather than lowers the body's temperature. False. False. I'm going to go true. That's a falsity.

True. True. All right, so Frankie, Joe, and Danny are wrong. Fire, so fire, so sick, so fire. You're fucking losers, dude. Shit, dude. Man. Oops.

Joe's getting them wrong on purpose. Did you swallow confetti? What I'm doing is getting competitive now. Oh, this is what we're doing? All right, now we're competitive. True or false, fingernails grow faster than toenails. Oh, I would say. I have no idea.

Is that true? Yeah, I definitely. I'm going to say false. I think all those motherfuckers grew equally. The same. No, I got the answer. Oh, you used a trick question? I got the answer.

No, because they say that one, your nails on your dominant hand grow faster than on your non-dominant hand. Fuck that. I'm going to say, you know what science says. Who said that? The Greeks or something? No. Frankie just likes to freestyle science on the spot.

Yeah, you guys should go on a date or something. Here's a better question. Who's they? They. Joey, who do you think they is? The elites. You're demented grandma. Did she tell you that?

Fingernail taught me this. Before she died and you learned how to chug? Oh, what was the question? Fingernails, toenails? Oh, I think fingernails are more, yes. Fingernails grow faster than toenails. True. I'm going, oh, who's the freestyler that I...

What was the answer? Was that the answer? I didn't even give my answer. I was repeating the question. Antonio, do you want to answer me? Dude, you get more blood flow, right? They got to grow faster. I'm going false

Because I think it's just Dude, Antonio is the only one who's wrong That's crazy The way you set that up Antonio's the only one who's wrong What's the answer? True Oh, I'm so sorry

That's common knowledge to everybody in the room First of all, technically You technically got it wrong because you said the same Yeah, yeah, yeah So many technical I got it right, bitch Because my science was right We might have to switch to yes or no.

Wait, how many more questions you got? Ten. Let's go for three. Let's do three. You don't have to do all of them. Let's do three. All right. Because I need someone else to get something wrong

because I was the only one that got it wrong that time. Yeah. Not good, dude. Not good. Now he's deciding on a question. You guys ready? Next question. Yes.

Sure or false, a giraffe's front legs are longer than its back legs. That's true. Mad true. Mad true. No, it's the opposite. Oh deep if you have eyes not very easy. Oh, that's why their necks are so tall cuz the back legs are shorter, dude It's very true. No, wouldn't it be the opposite? Yeah, the front legs are bigger. They're pointed up. He's right Yeah, they're like the front legs are bigger. The front legs are bigger. This is this is unanimous true

Wait what the back legs false the back legs longer the back legs are longer than You suck. We all suck the same thing. You got it wrong, you dumbass. Oh, my bad. I refuse to believe that. I don't care what your answer is. It just doesn't make sense.

Fact check me. Oh, he's going to. The great thing about science is that we can disagree. And I disagree. I need to know how many drinks. You know what we're going to do? Now we're going to wait. We're going to wait until JT fills his.

We're going to wait until JT fills his up. And then we're going to fucking use our power. Oh, that's what I was doing. I was waiting. Because I've seen what's happening, and it's egregious. Because now you're making us split this in four ways. Fill me up. That's so fucking strong, bro.

Put some more vodka in it, dude. No. Oh, don't do that, please. I'll tell you what. Oh, oh. I'm about to fill up a toilet with piss. I'm going to be a problem tonight. Love that.

You're a problem. My problem. By the way, Antonio, do you feel, like, left out? You're the only one here without a mustache. I mean, you kind of have one. Yeah, I mean, it's a starter. It's a training bra version. And to his defense, I wouldn't call yours a mustache, brother.

Fuck yeah, Frankie! Toss it at him! If I were to commit a crime, let's think about it this way. If I were to commit a crime, the person would say they had a mustache, albeit not a good mustache, but something on the lip. Like, dude, like, I respect the hustle 100%, but, like, I can count all the strands from here. Yeah, and if you kiss me, you'd feel it.

That's a mustache. Is that a threat? Is that a threat? Do it! That's how you judge a mustache, is that if you kiss someone, you go, oh, there's some hair there. Yeah.

Or if you ate their pussy. Well, so if he ate your pussy, why am I the one with a pussy here? Also, why is he eating? Oh, because we're testing the mustache. I have actual tears coming down, by the way. If I hit your pussy, you would feel these hairs. I mean, these beers are hitting now.

Yeah, now. I think it's time for a yes or no. Awesome. I think it's time for a yes or no. All right, so this is something we did on Patreon. JT's really cool. JT's really great. Something, something, something.

Yeah, we're going to count. Seven, six, five, four, three. Two, one. Two, one. We timed it perfectly. Yeah, I get it. There we go. Disgusting.

I got you. Okay. All right. Do the game. We're playing? Oh, right. These are like guidance cards, as in everyone's going to have a turn asking someone. They don't really matter.

I'm just saying. You explain the game. If you're holding the cards, you're the question master. Back to me. Back to me. Sorry, man. J.T. No, no, please.

we signed a treaty so these are like guiding cards as in I'm gonna ask you we're not doing quarantine questions hold on

let's talk about lying does that sound good oh you have to you have to you have to you have to alright well thank you I found the loophole

and I immediately do you remember your most recent lie most recent lie ask me I don't lie answering don't lie ever i mean like i i'm not to the point where it's like oh yeah i did this i said this you can't remember a lot yeah dude yeah so i got you oh all right you said yeah too dumb

ass i don't know he's immune i'm whoever's asking like whoever holds the cards is immune got it but now we get the point right yes that's twice oh fuck what have i lied about now i'm wondering if i've lied about something this is impossible you've never lied about something of course i I've lied about something in my life. I would never lie. You can't remember the last lie you told? No. What about when you told me you loved me?

That's a drink, buddy. That's a drink. I didn't even realize. I didn't even realize. He's like, no. The clearest no ever. Do we get to keep going? He wasn't prepared at all

So now we get the game? Yes What is wrong with me, bro? Are we ready to start? Proceed Alright, who wants to go first? I'll come No, actually you go

I want to ask Danny Oh, darn I hate this game Danny's really bad at this game okay would you rather do fast food

I'd rather not you almost got him yeah yeah art I like art alright what's your favorite art good art

what's your favorite art good art what would your perfect day be probably going to the park and just when's the last time flying a kite When's the last time you flown a kite?

Flied a kite, what are you, nine? Six and a half years ago. Do you own a kite? Two kites, actually. What's the color of the first kite? Seven. Fuck. That has to be seven.

I see why you're bad at this game, because you can't answer. Oh, no, he's terrible at it. All right, we'll go to the next one. Precisely. Precisely. All right, you ready? Can you say those words in other languages? No.

Damn. C. Shit. Oh, you're upset about that? All right. Let's go. All right. Actually, JT, you got a counter for a minute?

Your mother. Oh, it's a minute? Okay. I'm actually on the clock now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's my phone working? Do you want to ask? I'll ask.

I would like to just sit here and watch. Fair enough. What's some things on your bucket list? Great Wall of China. You want to go to the Great Wall of China? With that mustache? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He said it.

He snuck out a yeah, I think. He said, you want to go to the Great Wall of China? What did you respond to that? It doesn't matter if he says it to us. because I don't know what you're doing. No, no, no, no. No one can say it all the time. No, you can't say it.

Except for this person. Except for this person. Except for this person. All right, proceed. I just asked. Question master. Wait, you heard that. Yes, he got away with it.

Way to go. Way to go. I just drank for it. Continue. You trained for it, you said? Yes. That's so good. Dude, it's always better with help.

Okay. You ever want to see the Northern Lights? I would love to see the Northern Lights. so you would go to Alaska it's a little cold so it's not in Alaska is it

Greenland I think there are it's in Iceland anything in the northern yeah anywhere that like the pole Frankie ask somebody

anything you want you've gotten bit many times okay X Joe Frankie go crazy wait so wait

so I can ask anyone yeah can you get anyone are we all any time You're all we're all in it. So we're all Why is this so hard did you just say it your mother Have you gotten got yet

Did you not remember at the beginning where I like went like this but I could say yes and no because I have the cards Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No Wait, that's that is the rule right? impervious He's like he's got him perviousness. I could I could say like I have the cards. I can say yes or no, correct that was so obvious he's getting pissed off he's not

eight drinks deep wait is he like does he have a camera for like when he's talking that was pretty good you think you're you think you're smart

you think you're a tough guy alright do I think I'm a tough guy you think you're a tough guy you think you're a tough guy do you work out down here yeah he was so proud

he was so proud of it he was so proud of it alright Ant, how do you feel about 300 episodes of the Picky Boy podcast? Should I start a timer? Oh, you're asking me? Are you Ant? We're asking Joe.

Oh, I have to ask Joey? No, you don't have to. Timer's on, timer's on. I can just keep doing this. Who's the person? So wait, do I need to ask one person in particular? Oh, fuck! You can ask whoever you fucking want, okay?

Do whatever you want. You got a minute. I have a... And then what happens after a minute? What is the point of, like, pointing out one person? I think to, like, spotlight them. You did that, though, like... Okay, yeah.

Oh! This is fun. I can just do this all day. I got 30 more seconds. Do whatever you want. Isn't it crazy how much you say that word? Say what word? No.

No. He reverts to just caveman. Wait, have you always been this bad at this game? I have always been this bad at this game. Is there anyone that's worse than him? Probably not. when you catch him just refusing to answer the worst that's when i know i've got him right it takes brain power are you gonna read anything oh no it's already a minute time

here you want to be immune sure is sure okay i don't know fuck no i don't know it's not okay fuck he can't say i don't know you said that like straight you just said it seven times You're toasting us that word Oh yeah yeah yeah That's right He's got some awareness I don't like it Give me some drinks will ya Wait

Oh you want a pour Got em Big bad wolf has been got Where'd you get a spoon from And why'd you throw it at me? Have you only had one? That's his second. No, it's his third, I think.

Got him. There it is. He can't do this game. He can't. He physically can't. I was always, when we would play Kings and we did Question Master, I was very good at that. Because you just slip in little questions and people don't even realize.

You snipe people? I don't remember the rules for that. What, Kings? No, like the question. Two for you. Oh, question. the question I thought you meant kings

questions is like whoever the question master is if they ask a question and you respond to it you have to drink you're not that drunk he's not that's why he's getting us

are you? he's drank two yeah I've had two yeah got him and I knew it too I was like I let you slip in there

yeah I'll always slip in sounds um I'm starting it is that alright? I can't get him It doesn't matter.

It's just to give you... Why are some red and some green? Oh, that part? No idea. Turns into the player... Oh, that sounds a lot like I don't know. I like that as the IDK. I like that because...

Oh, no idea. Was that a yeah? You said no idea. That's a synonym. What? Wait, what did you say? Instead of saying IDK, he said no idea. And we thought that was pretty close.

Well, if mine counted... Why didn't that count? Technically. All right, all right, all right. Is there some kind of extreme sport you wish you did? He's going for you. I have never wished to do any sport. Didn't you play sports in high school?

You never wished to do any sport. I have not. Wait, no, seriously. Didn't you play sports through school? He said no. I was a scholastic. Why did he become a master? I'm trying to make it too good sounding.

Why are you gripping that like it's a cock? He made the greatest baseball play I've ever seen in my life. That's true. He used to chase butterflies in the outfield. That's also true. Is that not true? Is that true? I feel like that's something different.

I don't know why you're chasing butterflies. You and my dad agree. He thought about it and he's like, yikes. We're like way over a minute. I guess we hand it to, oh, God, this guy? He's not going to be able to get anybody. You think so? What the hell?

You don't think he'll get you? suck my balls frankie his inflection changes when he's asking to try to get you you notice that what do you mean you notice that right you can tell you're saying his voice got him somebody frank no one's gonna drug you dude it's okay yeah i don't know this fucking kid he's putting fucking mustard in all my shit you never know that's true he's probably fucking the hottest cheese balls on the planet and mustard all over the place. You got down to his emotional roots there.

Frankie's requirement for this was he had to see the drinks being made because he didn't want to see mustard. I legit told him. Isn't that crazy? I legit said to him, I was like, bro, none of this fuckery. I said to Ann, I was like,

you can't do this shit where you're fucking putting fucking, you know, like flavored dildo gummies and shit. But if he put mustard in it, we would all be drinking it. Still would suck. That's true. How do you know I didn't? So he doesn't like mustard. I try.

Alright, give me a minute. Hey, Dan, are you gonna talk? Yeah, I'll try. Okay. No. I'm impervious, you bitch. You just said it. You said the n-word. First of all, don't call it that. Secondly, I said dough, right?

He said dough. It was more of a... JT, what color is your car? Like Homer Simpson. Like Homer Simpson. Yes, it was more of a Homer Simpson. No! JT, what color is your car?

In my defense, he... Answer the question! Ah, black! Can you slip one in there? All right, have you ever committed insurance fraud? Of course! Ever gotten into an accident? Indeed.

Yeah, that has to count. Of course counts? I don't know. Got him. Anyway, I'm terrible at asking questions, M&I. M&I? M&I? No, M&I.

Like, am I not? Are you okay, dog? Do you have a fucking stroke over there? Do you think I'm bad at asking questions? What a shit attempt. How do I answer that without a doubt? We'll say yes or no, you bitch. I'll say it.

I'll say it. Yes. All right. Well, thank you. M&I. Got him. I'm bad at this, M&I. And that's your time.

Oh, fuck. You did great. M&I. M&I. It's so stupid. M&I. M&I. That's not how cards work.

Not how cards work. I was trying to be Gambit. I don't know what that means, to be honest. Gambit. You don't know who Gambit is? You guys know who Gambit is, right? Of course I know who Gambit is. There it is.

There it is. You can take it. That's kind of close enough. Yeah, you can go for it. Oh, you just did it now. Not that. Okay, yeah. You did it.

Fuck! I hate this game. I hate this fucking... Bro, it is crazy. Wait, when did you guys find this game? We were drunk one time, and I was just doing it to him the whole night, and he couldn't do it. Was it really that bad? It's very hard.

Is the idea like you're supposed to just go through the entire thing, and then if you get through ten questions, you're good? You think you're cute, right? I'm curious. You said it. I know. Said the N-word. That is what it's supposed to be, but the questions are so lame,

it's kind of just a starting point, and then you just fuck. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You got the card. You caught me, but I'm immune. Did the timer start yet? You can't get me. Did the timer start yet? Now it's starting.

Is JT the last one? Where'd you get the hat from? I'll be honest. Pickyboys.com. Is that it? Can you go there right now? Yes, you can. I'll take a drink for our merch.

That's pickyboys.com. What are you drinking, Joe? Beer. What do you think of Bud Light? What's your opinion on them? On them? On Bud Light? Yeah.

Solid. You think they're solid? What did you say? You think they're solid? You think they're solid? Affirmative. What do you think of Mahatma Gandhi? That's a question on here.

That's a question on there? What do you think? Give me your answer, honestly. Don't hold back. He did a thing. He had a hunger strike. That was pretty good. What about Jay-Z or Barack Obama?

Love Jay-Z and Barack Obama. There's a trend. Do you agree with Barack Obama? You agree with what he did? Do you agree with Barack Obama? What, having a lefty jump shot? Yeah, I guess so. Lefty jump shots are whack, dude.

I don't think I've ever met someone in real life that shoots lefty. You could look at Frankie and know his jump shot is whack, right? Yes. I'll take it. I knew exactly what I was doing there. Absolutely. Yeah, eat him. Well, there it is.

Dude, Antonio's good at this. I couldn't get anyone. I thought you were doing great. I think we all went around. Yeah, we did. Our producer is telling us to... You do the outro for us. Alright

We'll do the outro Outro time Alright You got it Thank you everybody for watching You can follow the Picky Boys On Twitch And everything else

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Popping off They're fucking popping off This might be the best outro You've ever done Yeah no It's terrible every time