Picky Boys Podcast - The Basement Yard's Joe Santagato Pt 2 - Picky Boys Podcast #158
Episode Date: April 12, 2021Today the picky boys are joined once again by Joe Santagato! We discuss Bottomless brunch, wine tours, Danny’s Brazil adventure, living without gluten, drinking at baseball games, and people stealin...g on the internet! Later we discuss Joe’s card game “pay the price” which is coming out this summer. Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Joe - https://www.instagram.com/joesantagato/ The Basement Yard - https://www.instagram.com/thebasementyard/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #PickyBoys
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No, he doesn't.
I swear to God.
This is in Brazil, so...
And it was my grandma.
I can't do this.
I need to leave.
Who wants to come in?
Do the intro.
Welcome to the Becky Boys Podcast.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Familiar face.
Familiar face.
Second time around.
Second time around.
Yearly thing.
Thanks for having me, guys.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, no problem.
No problem.
It seems like it's a tradition at this point, honestly.
I didn't expect you to down the mimosa so fast.
I told you.
I was like, listen, I'm only going to have one.
And then you're like, oh, well, yeah.
And I was like, once it touches my lips.
Once that sweet nectar touches my lips.
You guys have an extra bed?
Because I might have to sleep here.
Oh, yeah.
We got plenty.
We got a lot of the aerated ones, you know?
What the fuck's that mean?
Air matching.
Oh, oh.
You're speaking so weird today.
All right, sorry, air mattress one.
Yeah.
The one, they're expensive, too.
I've never slept on an air mattress and not ended up, like, just on the floor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know, is it built that way, or is there just always a hole?
What?
It's, like, it's built to be destroyed.
No, but, like, is it built to, like, slowly deflate, or is it just always a little tiny hole?
I think they just suck.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Unless you pay, I went to Bed Bath & Beyond, dude, they have, like, a $200 fucking air mattress.
Just buy a mattress.
Which is so dumb, even dumber, bought it.
But it works, and it's, like, legit.
I mean, it's, like...
And it's not like an air mattress is supposed to be your first resort.
That's a, oh, yeah, someone needs it now.
I have an air mattress just because I know people who get drunk and they piss in beds.
Right.
You know, so I got to, like, break that out sometimes.
Oh, my God.
You know what happened to me once?
Do you guys count...
Let's say...
How well do you know your apartment?
it's like it's like let's say let's say it's pitch black can do you like count your steps
like it's 10 steps to the table 20 steps to the let's say it's pitch black can you make it around
i i'm i don't know i don't really know if what i'm gonna say is factual but i want to say that
no one does that no okay well i do i will it's not factual i do that so i know i know it's like
when i used to live upstairs where they're living now it's like 30 steps to the bathroom
right and like at step 25 there's a chair you gotta kind of get around why so one time i had
this girl over right and we've she slept over a few times before and we were that kind of drunk
where you don't even rats on the sex thank you for that no no we were like that kind of drunk
where you kind of just get home and high five and just lay in the bed you know nothing happens
because you're that drunk oh yeah right so so i know it's 30 steps to the bathroom and then she
gets up like like an animal and walks and i hear like 12 paces and a door closed that doesn't sound
right to me she pissed in a closet so i guess so i so i get up and i i'm so drunk too i get up and
i run i'm like oh god and then i open the door which i assume she's in because all the doors
are closed and then i open the door which is not the bathroom and she's in there she just goes
excuse me like like i'm in the wrong and i'm so drunk so i'm like what are you doing and she's
squatting on the floor i'm like what are you doing you're like 18 paces away from the toilet
and she looks at me and she she looks at me and she goes you know you sound like a fucking idiot
right now she was right but also wrong yeah yeah and i was like you're squatting on the floor like
a wildebeest and then like just was she in a bedroom at the time it was a bedroom with no bed
so yes technically pissed all over the floor huh and that's you gotta i mean now i mean you know
moving forward you put down weewee pads in that room right right right you have to teach them
yeah you have to smell it yeah i yeah or i just have to lock each individual door when someone
comes over with like zip ties yeah yeah yeah exactly i don't i've just never run into that
problem like i've never been like most usually my apartment is not pitch black where i can't just
see you know a vague image sleep with a nightlight like a like a child there's moonlight the moon
and your eyes adjust it was a cloudy night and it was quick new york city there's street lamps
everywhere and also why are you counting paces like what are you like afraid of being blind or
something oh no i'm preparing just in case my vision eventually goes that's what i mean no
You never had to carry a box that's like covering your face, and you need to know how many steps down your stairs are yeah
I this is like psychotic
It's great if what if you ever just accidentally take an extra step down your stairs that you
Okay, oh stop us fucking holes for your floor, so now we're all agreeing now imagine
You're holding something heavy, and you're doing that okay. It's a rep rep. What's the word recipe for disaster?
And I'm prepared for that
How many steps are in this staircase?
Nine
I'm going to test that after
Eight down, nine up
It's not the same
Because you're already on the flat level
I gotta be honest, I really hate that you know that
I really don't like that
That's all I'm saying
That's one of those staircases
Where if you're tall
And you do a little gallop as you step down
You hit your head right on the ceiling
Are you one of the people that go two steps at a time?
I hate those people
I do that in my building
Like you have to go down to the lobby
And then there's like a door
And then there's like a short
Staircase to get to
Like the parking lot
That one I fly up that bitch
I hate those people you're a two stepper too
That couch is a two stepper
I'm more of like a jump down the last couple
I'm like a kid at heart
He'll jump four
He'll shape the whole house
Grow up Peter Pan
you can't you can't kill the child in me i'm just saying that's all you know i'm prepared
for when people pee on the floor well i mean do you pee you guys ever peed where you're not
supposed to it's yo it happened so this is the thing like i know people that like they open up
random rooms and piss in them or they're like walk into someone's kitchen and piss there or
whatever i've never done that but the last time i didn't drink for months after this because i was
like yo this is freaking me out but i got i went to a yankee game and then i went to my friend's
bar and a bunch of people were buying me shots and i like was already drunk so i'm like yeah
and i was obliterated i got home and i only know what happened because i was able to piece it after
the fact but i woke up and i went to the bathroom like my clothes were all over the floor and then
i went to go piss in the toilet right and then drunkenly lost balance pissed everywhere literally
I walked into my bathroom and I was like, dude, it smells like piss.
I literally
took like, I like washed
the whole bathroom. I Clorox wiped the entire thing
and then I Swiffered it and I was like, I can't have this piss
everywhere. My pants
piss everywhere. Like I must have
tried to start peeing and then I
just like lost balance. It was like, I'm going
down. Once you
start peeing, you can't stop peeing.
I disagree. What?
I have a firm control over my
stream. Your urethra? Oh yeah.
That means you have a damaged penis.
It doesn't?
I mean, if you're holding pisses, like, I mean, I can hold a piss, too, for, like, a second.
I had a situation.
I remember my friends all being really impressed, and I never understood other people couldn't do it.
I was in front of your friends.
That's nice.
Well, I was peeing at college where I shouldn't have been, like some bush.
And then security rolls up, and, you know, dick out, everything.
I stop midstream halfway through a heavy stream and just sprint away.
And everyone was like, how did you do that?
And I'm like, I don't know, man.
It could just—
I have a superpower.
Definitely can't stop and then start running
That is
Do you think you would surrender to security?
No I would just piss my pants
I would have no choice
Or I would just run away from them and continue
That's what I was going to say
They have a trail to follow you
That's a good point
Eventually you stop paying and you dive into a bush
Fair enough
Beers do hit different at baseball games
I've gotten very very drunk at baseball games
There was one time I was at a baseball game
um in san francisco and it was just i was just like throwing them back and i had seen i i had
seen a a very enticing uh sunday that was inside of like a san francisco giants helmet you know
one of those things like 27 dollars i know it all too well so i got one of those sundays just that
and and we are continuing through the game getting more and more and more beers and i'm leaving and
somebody's that somebody's telling me hey you got yeah take your stuff i look back it's a graveyard
is four helmets i i drunkenly bought four different helmets because i thought look at this
thing it looks so cool dude i could you ate four of those sundaes oh yeah i i oh yeah i wouldn't
be able to do that in competition no i mean i was when i'm a drunk i'm a different animal and
you're you know it's just like you're in the game you're it's the game you know so but the fact that
i totally forgot full on four separate occasions that i had these souvenir helmets and now i have
all four of them i can't wait to go to baseball games that like i hate going to yankee stadium
i'm a yankee fan but i hate going there but like city field amazing getting out of there impossible
it's like gridlocked every single time and i get usually what happens is you get hammered at the
game and then you try to leave and like i remember last year my sister doesn't drink at all and she
was driving us home so she was driving but she couldn't move so i just got out of the car and
just sat on the side was laying down on the sidewalk and still drinking beers and i like
fell asleep on the sidewalk with my brother and my brother-in-law were just like kind of sitting
there and just fucking whatever because the cars aren't moving at least a half an hour i was like
i'm gonna continue this can't drink in the car not moving anyway drinking outside yo when the
pandemic first happened because we were like oh yo 30 days like easy sick like whatever i literally
just moved back into my mom's house basically like i just brought like i brought like my xbox
and like mad clothes and i'm just like i'm just sleeping in the basement because we had just
redone it and uh dude the amount of like i may have drank like eight bottles of red wine in two
weeks like we were just getting drunk every fucking day the other day my sister actually
put in the in our family group chat a picture of me just passed out like half playing mario kart
on the basement floor.
I was like, yeah, this is the height
of the pandemic. I was like, yo, this is mad exciting.
We're all going to have to sleep over
fucking a year later.
Still there.
So then, you're a big wine guy?
Medium wine guy?
I'm a medium wine guy.
If you ask me a question about it,
I don't know anything.
I don't know if this is oaky or dry.
I don't know.
This is dry.
It's liquid. How can it be dry?
It feels wet.
Yeah, so I mean, if I go to a restaurant and they hand me a wine menu,
I'm not going to be like, ooh, they have a...
Right, oh, Cabernet.
I don't even know how to fucking pronounce that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just like, bring me your finest.
And then I'm like, wait.
Because sometimes you go to a fucking restaurant
and they have a wine list that's like 30 pages long.
And you're like, this is going to be expensive.
Right.
Because they're like cheapest bottles, like $80.
And you're like, fucking crazy.
We're at the wrong place.
But at that point, you're like, I might as well get a bottle
because a glass of that is like $20.
That's how they get you. That's how they got you. It's a scam. It's an Italian scam.
It's a French scam as well. They got good wine too. That's true. If I'm ever at a restaurant like that,
I sip the wine and go, mmm, delicious. No matter what I think about it.
Dude, the amount of pressure.
When the fucking person comes over and they go, try it.
It's like this. They're like, try it and you're like swirling it. And then you try it and you're like, it's good.
I've never tasted wine and be like, this sucks. Because if it sucked, I'd probably be like, yo, this is fire.
dude especially when they do uh when you order let's say you order a bottle of wine they do the
maybe half a shot pour and they're like okay try it it's like am i am i allowed to say this
sucks and you send the whole bottle you just open back yeah am i allowed to do this if they say if
it's like expire not expired but like if it was like a hole in the court cork or something yeah
yeah something like that then it tastes bad but like bro i probably had you can make wine out of
a shoe and i'd probably like this tastes good some prison wine yeah some prison wine i'd probably
be like this is not bad also dude one time i was at a restaurant and they brought over like i ordered
like a steak and then they brought over a raw piece of steak to me and we're just like is this
good and i'm like i don't fuck i'm a meat guy too i was like i just got over the wine thing
they're bringing over the food i'm like listen just cook the shit and that and bring it to me
i don't really know anything they're like how's this i was like it looks cool it's mooing yeah i
guess i also feel like there's a low barrier like there's a low barrier of entry for ordering a
bottle of wine like you can just kind of agree and then they'll just bring it to you i was at
an olive garden in the airport um which is this is where you want to drink i was joking when i
said prison wine by the way i was at an olive garden in the airport and the guy and i was like
you know ordering the breadsticks whatever and the guy was like wait were you with someone no
I was alone.
Alone in an Olive Garden airport?
I was in the airport.
This is in Brazil.
What?
You were alone in Brazil in an airport at an Olive Garden.
Is there anything else you need to tell us before this story just goes off the rails?
Just go eat in the bathroom.
It was the only thing that made me feel like home.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Either way.
Olive Garden vibes.
So, you know, get the thing, unlimited breadsticks, the whole bit.
And then he's like, we have a wonderful house cabernet.
And I'm like, he's like, would you like to try it?
And I'm like, yeah.
And the guy brings over an entire bottle of wine.
And I'm like, okay.
And so he pours me a glass and then just sets it on the table.
And I was like, did I just order this bottle of wine?
And now everybody in the airport is looking at me.
It's like, look at this sad, pathetic freak drinking a bottle of wine.
I would have slammed that, though.
Oh, totally.
Ordered two more.
Did he upsell you?
It was expensive for an Olive Garden
So he targeted you
He was like oh this guy's alone and sad
I'm gonna charge him $120
He's not gonna say anything
Yeah he's not gonna say shit
But I drank the whole thing
I had like a breadstick base
It was great
I just downed it
He was like how was it
And I was like I don't want another one
Let's start with that
I can't believe that
That whole story is unbelievable
There has to be one fact that's untrue
Yeah I
I'm telling you man
I really hope you're lying
No I mean
I love Italian food
i hate olive garden i would never go to an olive garden here only in brazil because that would be
better but when you're in brazil for like a vacation and you haven't had like any food and
you just see something that's like oh this is something i know it it's appealing when in brazil
when in brazil when in brazil yeah exactly dude i was on a wine tour and you know you ever just
take uh get a whole bus filled with your friends and go to a wine tour like that really cool white
white thing to do i'm not that kind of white right that's what i'm saying i strive to be
yeah like now i want to do that this summer like i have plans to do that but i like i never was
my friends would be like what the fuck are you talking about you give me an idea like that one
more time i'm gonna flick your throat like yeah but even like dude i just got to the acceptable
age where if i had wine my friends don't go what the fuck are you doing you know what i mean like
This was, like, two years ago.
But if I was, like, 25, I was like, yo, we should have, like, a nice bottle of wine and
just kind of chill.
They'd be like, dude, shut the fuck up.
It's Thursday.
Yeah.
We're going to delete some beers and you're going to like it.
Yeah, like, enough.
The birthday girl on this wine tour was, like, I was young.
So I was, like, I just turned 21.
We all just turned 21.
And this girl, I would have let her beat me up.
You know?
It's, like, one of those.
Like, in a sexual way?
Yeah.
She was so hot to me.
I was, like, yeah.
She was so hot.
She was so hot to me.
I was willing to pay for her MMA classes just to beat me up, like that kind of hard.
Because she'd need them.
Yeah.
No, she wouldn't.
And then so out of nowhere, like it wasn't even she, the tour guide who owned the winery or whatever, came up to her.
And I happened to be just at the bar drinking wine next to her, not even really like talking.
And then he comes up out of nowhere, unprompted, goes, is this your boyfriend?
To me.
And then we both look at each other and she goes, you know, no.
and then on top of that the guy goes oh yeah i was gonna say
no he doesn't i swear to god he goes he goes yeah i was gonna say like this doesn't make any sense
and i went well thanks guy and then we got on the bus and then when we're going to the next winery
she comes over to me she goes who that guy was something wasn't he like that guy really uh blue
that guy was a no she said wow that guy was a savage wasn't he i was like if that's the word
That was an asshole. That's what he was.
That guy was a loser.
He made me feel bad.
Now you're reminding me.
This is an hour later, by the way.
I'd already forgotten about it with the 30 bottles of wine
I drank after that scenario.
Oh, God, that is so fucking funny.
It was terrible.
Oh, God, I was going to say, this freak.
I was like, dude, I'm just trying to enjoy my wine by myself.
I was chilling, man.
Some people are brutally honest.
Okay.
No, no.
some people are just so right
when you're right you're right
you know what I mean
I got my
COVID test yesterday
and she was
taking my vitals after the test
she was like sir you have high blood pressure
and I was like well I could have told you that
good guess doc
and then she was like how many times
do you eat salt and I was like
yeah kind of not a lot of it
and then she was like
do you drink on a weekly
basis? I was like, oh, yeah, for sure.
And she was like, do you drink on a daily basis?
I was like, no. Who drinks on a daily
basis? And she was like, sir,
you can tell me.
I was like, what
does that mean?
Sir, your liver is screaming.
I was like, no.
And then she let me on her way,
but she definitely didn't believe me.
That's fine. I love that.
Do I look like that kind of guy?
honestly anytime i've ever seen you guys you're drinking that's a good that's two times that's
two times how old are you guys though 23 24 23 what a ripe age dude 24 was i think back when i
was 24 and not that like it's years ago i'm just telling you like when you turn 29 right i just
turned 29 years old you're gonna be like what the fuck was like that is crazy like it's gonna seem
so hard to be like dude because you know when i was like 19 i could drink 20 beers and feel
nothing it was disgusting like it was insane and then you get to a certain age it was like yo i
have a fucking like if i really drink and really put it down like i'm paying the fucking price for
this shit like that well we just found out that uh he oh my god dude so he i thought i was like
i had a 40 year old body because whenever i would drink i would i would like you said pay the price
yeah like i'd have two day hangovers sometimes three day if he drank on a saturday he no work
monday no i can't i can't get worked on monday don't tell work that don't watch this but uh
and the whole time i'm like oh my god my liver must be fucked like i don't know i guess i drank
too much in college and uh i go to the doctor which i should have done first i waited like two
years to do this and uh turns out i have celiacs and it was just the gluten in the beer that was
making me feel like shit for two days and i drank like 20 shots last weekend felt fine and i would
argue it was karma i would argue we had 20 shots for fun i would argue it was karma because we
used to just say oh gluten's a myth you know yeah we used to make fun of that and everything like
whoever has celiacs are lying yeah doing it for attention yeah yeah doing it for attention and
now well it was like partially because it became like a trend and if you if you're not gluten
intolerant or have celiacs this is like it was a really big very little reason to cut it out
two stories one my brother has celiac and i remember when he first told us like yeah i got
like celiac disease i'm like what is that he's like well like you know like beer and bread and
i was like oh dude you're going down no way like you're doing that and he was like off it for a
while then he's just like fuck it like whatever um but also i was working at a pizzeria at one
point and this was at the height of like the gluten-free fucking wave or whatever and this
woman comes in and she orders like a gluten-free pizza or something and i don't really know what
happened because i didn't take her order or whatever the fuck and she lost her mind for her
husband who apparently has like a gluten allergy or whatever the fuck it is this woman was screaming
in classic white woman fashion of just being like my husband will die if he eats this and i just
wanted to chirp it and be like probably not like he'll probably just maybe get a rash and like you
know probably be a little off for like a couple hours but that's pretty much it like he'll be
all right he's not gonna die it's like fine but people are freaking out it's insane can you die
from gluten overdose i mean i'm sure if you just fucking really indulge in your disease i don't
think so what it is it's just an allergic reaction you know like a little bit of karen in her
yo obviously well yeah well this woman a lot of bit of karen her name was karen for sure
Oh, yeah, right, right, right.
On the receipt.
Or Barbara or something like that.
Oh, God.
Wouldn't that suck, though, for anyone named Karen, kind of?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, well, it's not really...
Before the connotation was attached.
Anybody have an aunt or a name?
Yeah, I have a name, Karen.
I know a Karen, too.
She's very upset about it.
She's Karen with a K, too.
Yeah, my aunt is, too, yeah.
What the fuck is Karen with a C?
Yeah, is there a C?
Yeah, that's a little weird.
Is that not a...
Or a Q?
Karen?
Karen?
That'd be cool.
Yeah, I guess so.
Either way.
But she's...
she's very upset that's the point he's trying to validate his karen more than your karen short for
something carolina and karina so it's just karen it's just karen i thought he said korean korean
korean i am karen you're saving one letter i think
short for korean that's my bad dude what okay i mean what about the fact are you a fan of
caller daddy oh my god i don't know anything about it okay good because i do know like
obviously about alex and barcelona right right right right right i've never like
listened to an episode okay so this is what happens right out of nowhere they're everything's
about sucking cock exactly it's a sex podcast yeah i'd argue and dude literally yep three days
ago three days ago this background yep this exact bush thing oh they they they jocked us and i'm not
i never sent hate but i did say hey i messaged them i was like all right this is a little close
obviously okay we're not a very big podcast right obviously they've seen it and they copied us right
At least top four.
I mean, call us daddy.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, for God's sakes.
It's just the one now, right?
The other one's, I don't know, doing whatever she does.
Yeah, I think she started her own podcast, but I haven't seen it.
I'm just saying, I got gripes.
I got grapes.
I got grapes.
I got gripes.
Yeah, I honestly feel that way a lot, like a lot, like throughout, you know, my career.
uh there's been i think that's an appropriate word i just like it just feels weird to call it
that because when i think of career i think of like like a suit and tie yeah i don't know but
as i've been doing this uh there's been a lot of times where i'll put some video out or put
something out or tweet something or whatever and then all of a sudden i see like a bunch of memes
like pertaining to this particular subject and like it would be one thing if i uh and i've never
like really said it because i'm not going to be that guy who's like oh my god like all this shit
like blah blah blah but it was very weird because there would be times where i would make a very
specific joke and then it would turn into like this bit that we do and then the memes would be
like very specific to what i was saying and i'm like all right this is fucking strange and none
of these people like none of these accounts like follow me or whatever so i was just like what the
how is this happening like all these things or like i'll put something out and like i don't
really indulge in the internet too much especially these days like i don't watch podcasts i don't
listen to podcasts i don't watch youtubers any videos really like so i don't really know what
the hell is going on like i just kind of just do it and that's it so when they do pop up after the
fact i'm like i know i didn't subconsciously like i'm not influenced by something i had saw
because you're not watching because i'm not really indulging in it yeah so i but so it is a little
interesting but i never like really make the claim like yo what the fuck why are they copying a lot
of people tagged me in this dude's uh video these his videos recently and because he went viral on
tiktok with him and his boy like do like a podcast i guess i don't even know if they do an actual
podcast like i just seen clips it might just be like insta clips you know yeah kind of so but
they were there was like four clips that he had posted that were very similar to conversations
that i've had on my podcast and people were tagging me like yo whatever and then some dude
was writing comments on his shit long comments about being like yo this is fucked up blah blah
blah and like i see that and i'm like that's so turbo to me like someone who's like a fan of mine
being like yo i'm gonna go after this guy stealing this content whatever but that it is like a little
similar and like whatever but it's like also like dude i'm not fucking saying anything like crazy
like it's not it's not like he's stealing a joke it's like the topic like the topic is like funny
and weird it's gonna come up so i like messaged the kid and i was like listen don't listen to
these people yeah don't listen to these i was like i was like dude do whatever do your thing
like i don't really you know i don't i just don't even care well then he messaged back and be like
oh sorry man or was it like we were just doing our thing i i had told him i was like yo you could
just because i saw him like reply back and he was like nice when he replied back too he was just
kind of like to like the person he was like yo i don't really know who this podcast is i'm sure
it's great okay so i was just like dude don't listen to these people like they're gonna feel
that way about shit but i i never really cared too much there's actually only one time you cared
yeah i got you a little bit because it bothered me and then like i ended up on blogs and shit
it was like the only time that's ever happened to me where like there was this famous fucking
youtuber his name was alfie something and he uh had millions of followers and this is when me and
alfie days british youtuber yeah that's him so look at this guy biggest fan yeah the mad libs
thing right oh yeah that was a thing on the internet like people did mad libs and like i
thought it was funny so i was like oh me and keith are gonna do it i was like but we're gonna put
water on our mouths so it's like adds like a layer to it if like try really hard not to laugh so i
did that the video goes viral and then the next like month all these videos started popping up
and this kid um did it and then uh there was something that came up like he basically like
took credit for the idea and i was just kind of like and you're just you know i was like nice
about it and i was just like yeah i wonder where he got i said something like i wonder where he got
that idea and then there was like these blogs that came out and they were like yeah they were like oh
this person goes after you know whatever and then he was just you know like it was obvious like in
that point it's like obvious because that didn't exist on the internet and we're talking about
putting water in your mouth a part of a video like i don't really give a fuck like it's not a big
deal it's not like i'm gonna get credit for and be like thank you it's not like i don't care
intellectual property yeah it was just weird that he like when people just won't admit it like if
people if i get something from somebody like i immediately say that yeah exactly you know but
like i don't know the internet's like a weird place bro because i'm sure there's things that
i've said or like i've done like over the years that people felt like yo this is very similar to
this person and maybe it fucking is and i don't know how to credit everybody that all this shit
comes from well that's like have you seen the massive massive change in memes like the past
year where every single meme has credit now at the bottom because yeah like fuck jerry and all
these huge million accounts fuck jerry you should just steal them just absolutely steal them
sometimes sometimes recreate the image the same thing just remove the watermark yeah and like
repost it and people got mad yeah and like that idea to me sounds weird so like for me if you're
not a person who's like typically a creator and like you have some funny tweet that goes like or
forget about a tweet because your name's attached to that but like you create a meme and it goes
like viral like i get that you should be credited but like what is the point right like it's nothing
is going to change your life in this way because you created this image yeah but like if you're
a creator and you're just stealing also i mean fuck jerry has like built their entire business
off of curating right that's what they call it but it's all just like kind of taking other people's
shit and the fat jewish was another one who got in trouble for that too yeah yeah but that was
very early on before anyone knew shit but yeah they do credit but sometimes they still don't
i don't know because i think it's all it's only important because in this whatever realm we are
in social media where literally that one thing can from 10 000 to a million followers right and i
think that's why it's a little crazy now it's important especially the stealing specifically
on tiktok i've seen you on tiktok recently like kind of lurking around i'm lurking like you like
comment on stuff i like a comment yo tiktok is fucking hilarious tiktok's great oh god but tiktok
is like the sense like the hub of oh this is this person's idea i'm gonna do it and not credit them
yeah yeah yeah yeah and also like that's another thing like on the internet now it's like you make
a joke that's funny like everyone tells the same joke like they just do it like and you see memes
it's like i've seen this before or it's the same joke but just packaged a little differently
it's there there's a lack of originality obviously now more than ever i would say especially with a
thing like tiktok it's like some people will make the same tiktok five times in a row yeah and it's
like to the same audio same dance or whatever the fuck and just like acting like it's like what i
don't know just see which one hits but specifically like you said with tiktok it's like that's a
platform where you can have one hit and all of a sudden a hundred thousand followers yeah 100
and i don't know i don't know if they do it on purpose because if they do then it's an amazing
marketing thing for them but i and i tell people this all the time like i talk to a lot of people
that you know want to uh just like pick my brain about like business or growing this or that
whatever and i tell them like yo you need to have a tiktok page because everyone gets a shot on
tiktok regardless like you go to someone's uh page and they have a lot of videos with like 80
views and like 100 views whatever and then they have that one that has like 60 000 and you're
like what the fuck so like everyone gets a shot like some one of your videos is going to end up
on a lot of people's like for you page so you take you you know do your job and like making
these clips so that when you do get your shot a lot of people come to your page then they have
this like portfolio so like if you have clips that like look good and they're funny and you know you
believe in them whatever and you don't treat it as like just fucking around if you want to like
grow your following if you're just doing it for fun that's a different story but if you want to
grow a following then like really paying attention to each thing you do because everyone gets a shot
on tiktok and when you get it if you are funny enough then when they come to your page and check
out your other shit if they're if it's all good i'm following them and that's kind of how that
like sort of translates but they give everyone a shot and i feel like the reason why i said the
marketing thing is because for people who don't get that kind of viewership if when you do get
that it's like a fucking drug it's like doing heroin not that i've done that but you i imagine
it's like heroin uh it's exactly the same thing but like once you get that you're like oh i've
gotten 100 000 views before like i could do it again so you like spend more time in the app and
you like you know whatever so i mean yeah i mean it's an interesting motivator right it's oh i see
this extra zero behind this view number i want that again i want two more zeros i want definitely
even the playing field oh yeah absolutely the only version is hard though yes off of tiktok yeah
it's like you'll see someone with 150 000 uh tiktok followers they have like a thousand or
2,000 Instagram followers
yeah
like what's going on
it's very
that in itself
is very interesting
unless it's you know
the girl showing off
there you know
and then
their Instagram followers
you practice that
you like that whistle
you practice that
yeah yeah
I was
just for this
conversation
that we were gonna
get to
I honestly thought
that was a sound effect
that was really good
yeah you like that
can you whistle
I can't whistle
there's a bottomless place
like in my neighborhood
that
my buddy Frank
and Davino went to
and they were just going mimosa for mimosa.
They hate us in that place
because they order bottomless
and they're like skinny flute glasses.
You could literally,
like two gulps, it's gone.
So as the waitress comes over
and she's filling up our drinks,
whoever she fills up first,
they chug it and put it down
and then they come back to fill that up
and then that person chugs theirs.
So she's like, I can't do this.
I need to leave.
It's bottomless?
Excuse me.
Yeah, so she's like,
I can't just stay here
and fill up these glasses
so you guys can't do that
but we always like
every time we go over
and do it
my friend Davino
drank so much
fucking orange juice
he went to the bathroom
threw up and came back
I was like
I gotta stop drinking
I was like
my body hurts
from the fucking orange juice
you really
it's very important
to set the tone
when you go to brunch
early
early
yeah
cause that's
that's how they get you
like oh yeah
bottomless
and then they don't
come back for 20 minutes
they come back every 10 minutes
with the waitress
you gotta go
okay this is
like you gotta
wolf wall street it
we want two mimosas now
exactly
one and then another one
every two minutes
and then five minutes after that
and then you bring the pitcher
and then you can leave us alone.
That's how I pass the fuck out.
Yeah, you have to convince them
to bring the pitcher.
Say, this will be less work for you
if you bring the pitcher.
Literally, I can save you steps
on your Fitbit
if you bring the pitcher, please.
When you think about it,
I feel like bottomless,
they really can't be making a mark up there.
You said you paid 45 the other day, though.
That place, we robbed them.
We robbed them.
I think for every robbery, there's the group of girls that, there's like seven of them,
and they're like, oh, bottomless brunch, and it's like.
And they have like four.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think once I see a group of guys come in, they're like, fuck.
Yeah, probably.
But they see like a bridal shower, they're like, all right, let's do it.
Dude, if I get a bottomless, even if it hurts, I'm like, I'm getting my, I am going to win.
This is going to cost you guys money.
Fucked up.
It's like the people at the buffet, you know?
It does feel like a challenge.
It does.
how many can you fit in three hours
no one's really challenging you though
I'm challenging myself
I'm pushing myself to the next limit every time
it's strictly business
I should show up to that place with a briefcase
it's like I'm fucking
I'm getting there
like you said I'm robbing you
chicken and waffles
as many fucking
bellinis as I can drink
oh bellinis that's your drink
bellinis are fucking amazing
Tell them what it is.
What is it?
It's like peach, nectar, and champagne.
And they squeeze bees really tight, and it's dripping right into the sun.
Did you say bees?
Bees.
So whatever he just said is false.
Okay.
Some kind of honey.
Yeah, honey.
Just because it has bee, believe.
If you grab a handful of bees.
You're going to get bee guts, not honey.
Squeeze it.
No one's going to do that.
You know honey's bee throw up?
What?
Honey's bee throw up.
I thought it was like cum.
Honestly, I don't know which one to decide with.
I might have mixed it up.
It might be cum.
I'm signing with that one.
Because cum is like...
Yeah, you know what?
I got into an argument.
Yeah, but I got into an argument with someone the other day.
I was like, cum's not really sticky.
It's more slimy.
Which side were you on?
I was on the slimy side.
When I think of cum, right?
Okay.
If I put it on a piece of paper, right?
And then I slap another piece of paper on top of it.
It's not like it's just going to stick together.
After a while, it's going to harden
and then become sticky.
It's like glue.
But then,
if you immediately
try to...
It's more slime.
You could say glue's not sticky.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
But if you ever had it on your fingers...
If you glue a piece of paper together
and push it together, it will not slide off.
You're talking about Elmer's white cum glue?
Yes, it will.
I agree with him. I used to snuff that.
Snuff it.
You're going to unpack that.
What did you say?
What did I say?
Snuff.
Snuff.
I meant I huffed it, all right?
I huffed glue.
My kindergarten teacher wasn't that great a teacher.
I totally agree with you, though.
Cumming is more slimy.
I get behind that argument, though.
Oh, you're switching on me?
By the way, did you ever cum on yourself last episode?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just want to bring that up.
Okay.
You didn't.
You fucking liar.
No, no, no.
I did.
I did.
And I want to say this.
It didn't change my mind.
I stood the same stance.
you guys are weird
I can tell you didn't come on yourself because you just said that
oh is that it
it's more of a
a convenience
thing and also I just
think you're very pretentious
I'm pretentious because I don't want to come on myself
you're a pretentious comer
it's possible and I won't
even argue it I'll accept it if I don't have to
keep coming on myself I'll accept it
well no one's going to make you do that
you did one time
maybe the girl who pissed in your hallway will make you do that
We made a deal
That's fair
First of all if that girl ever
Asked me to do anything
I'd be like you pissed on my floor
Did you clean it up? No
Do you want to talk about your gains coming out?
I gotta pee so bad
Can I pee?
I'd be so so so bad
Am I the only one?
I swear to god though
You do it every time
If you hit one of the cameras I'll beat you up later off camera
That's fair
I'll take those odds
How many steps to the bathroom?
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know his steps.
I know my steps.
That's a bad metric, then.
22 paces.
22 paces.
Go.
Count.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
It's probably like 13.
You get 13 max.
Dude, you're off by a lot.
He takes wide strides.
He's a double stepper.
JT does have to take wide strides.
That means you take half of those steps?
I take half those steps.
You shuffle?
Yeah.
Like a penguin?
Yeah.
As least noise as possible.
I'm a little quiet boy.
I don't know about that.
All right.
All right.
A little break.
Intermission.
Intermission.
You vaccinated?
Half.
How'd you get it?
Come on.
Look at me.
I'm like, what?
Oh, yeah.
You know, I was just like, it was the long con.
It paid off.
Oh, the BMI.
The BMI.
It paid off.
I was like, this is my moment.
It was all for this.
It was all for this.
Now he's going to lose the weight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now he's good.
Six months, you'll see a whole new me.
This was a lifelong plan.
was coming yeah you predicted that future but it's gonna pay off someday i got so many dms about
that it's like how'd you get it and i just like respond like yo just i'm fat man come on it's like
yo i had four sundays at a giant didn't uh didn't i don't mean to bring this up but so at uh some
kind of like retirement home didn't you get abused like that i did get abused yeah yeah yeah
my uh so so so my grandma had alzheimer's she used to be in a retirement home like a not
retirement home at alzheimer's home and i love to visit her but uh that place is a little weird
it's a little weird it's a little like just because just because everybody in there is has
alzheimer's and it's really upsetting and i god bless the nurses that can deal with this i'm not
one of them either way so um they were having like a celebration and no one knew what was going on
it was like christmas celebration and no one knew at all it was april yeah it was
no but yeah and so and so they had like a cake and so i was like oh i mean they're not gonna
eat it i'll i'll take a bite i'll take a slice they're not gonna remember they had it and so
and so i uh that's that's horrifying antonio that's so so bad no i'm kidding um uh no but uh
uh and and and so i i was getting a slice of cake and in the from the from the back of the room i
just hear hey fat boy and i was like and she was like hey fat boy i was like what what's going on
here and then it started getting louder and it was a woman who you know they just speak their mind
and it was my grandma
and she just kept saying
I bet you like that cake fat boy
oh my god this is the best story
and I was like
I did not know what to do
I was freaking the fuck out
I just kept saying yes
I was like yeah yeah
I don't know what to say to these people
so she was just like hey fat boy
she was like yeah yeah
she was kind of singing it
how's your day going
no offense to anyone with Alzheimer's
But I wonder what reality she was living in where that's, like, appropriate.
Okay.
The 60s, the 50s, maybe.
Okay, maybe.
She was, like, back then.
Yeah.
And so.
So funny.
I got the cake.
And, you know, for a second, like, I think, like, maybe I should just be, like, Ben Stiller
and Happy Gilmore right now and just, like, take the brakes off her wheelchair and throw
her on the ramp.
Are you finished, sir?
Yeah.
It's like, oh, what are you going to do about it?
You just turn around like, who's your son?
Yeah, you don't know?
Okay, cool.
But she keeps getting louder and louder to the point where she's like, fat boy, fat boy.
And now people are starting to take notice.
And other people, other citizens are like, oh, Jim, I'm so glad you're here.
And there's like, oh, you're my grandson.
And it's really starting to get like a big scene.
Oh, they were fighting over you.
Because now this is the main show, you know?
Oh, I would have let her have it.
Oh, I I just I got the cake what I like to kind of look you in the eyes like it's there
I have a really important question
You finish the cake
I mean if I was gonna get berated by an old woman. I was gonna finish the fucking cake
I'm taking the whole cake fucking old bitch. Good luck getting a piece and so and I just walked away
But but it was like I would walk to my grandma's room and it was just but it was comical like she was like
She was yelling like it was a superhero movie like she was like
and I was just like
in the
and I was walking
into the room
and I walked
in the room
and didn't tell a soul
my grandma also had
something
I don't know
what's the difference
between dementia
and Alzheimer's
I think Alzheimer's
is worse
because I think
you like forget
how to like
you're competing
over grandma
illnesses
yeah yeah
it's actually
really horrible
you forget how to do
like
I'm sure
I mean both
dealing with that
both
the way my family deals with that is way different than probably a lot of people deal with it like
we went and visited my grandma and she my grandma like i felt like my dad is like you know he has
the same sense of humor as i do so he like walks in she didn't know who he was like she called him
like mike or something his name is joe and and she she knew my mom so so who's like not her son
you know so she was like oh hey biz mike and he's like great you know and at one point
she's laying there and she like leans over to me and she goes
when does this boat leave she thought she was on like a cruise ship like when does this boat leave
and i was like uh and like we had talked about too like she's not gonna know some stuff and just
kind of like let let them kind of like live in that reality you know like whatever makes them
happy or whatever it is like you don't be like oh no like because it's kind of like when someone's
sleepwalking you don't wake them up yeah it'll freak them out so it's you know i was just kind
of like soon probably gonna be soon the captain said five minutes she thought she was in like a
cruise ship at one point i know another time she thought she was giving birth she was like where's
my baby and we're like oh dude you're like 80 oh something like you're not having a baby they have
like fake babies and like wedding dresses and really things like that's a lot no no it's like
it's it's to like to try to like get into your memories and like remind you of something about
you know your old life no but but and it's it's i mean it's very upsetting but it's kind of comical
also they do some funny stuff like a lot of them all the time think that they're at a hotel and
just pack up their things and try to leave yeah like all the time they're just like um i'll see
later it was been a great stay yeah they're just like no no no it's very sad when they come to the
reality of like oh man i can't remember shit but when they are not or when they're living in a
different reality it's it's like it's interesting isn't that interesting also because it's like
your perception is reality you know right you know what i mean like who's to say what it is
like if you really think that you're on a cruise ship like bro you're on a cruise ship you're here
like i yeah exactly like my perception is my reality and i feel like that's like on a deep
level that's kind of like you know but it sucks when you like come to and you're like oh god i
can't remember shit but also it's very similar to a cruise ship you know you're getting fed
by other people like you get sit down for dinner and they fuck like hell don't they
yeah in nursing homes std that's fire uh how you feeling you good yeah good you want to do the a
couple questions of the game or oh what is this game oh yeah talk about your game yeah yeah we
We want to, you know.
Oh, sure.
I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
We'll end on this.
We'll go like this.
Oh.
Oh, you're not.
You're not?
Never mind.
No, no.
See, it's not.
That was self-inflicted.
He poured champagne all over me.
They're weatherproof.
I'm glad you grabbed the vodka and not the paper towel to help me like you helped him.
You're on your own, buddy.
You're okay.
I can't reach that.
Can you grab that?
God dang it.
But yeah, when you were posting like hints of your game, we were like, you know, we had
the cork board out with like the red strings.
Trying to figure out what's going on.
what is going on it's the red and yeah and i messaged you and i was like oh you want to give
any hints this is what he said fuck you did i say that i'll show you i'll i got receipts i got
receipts say a lot of stuff no but uh we so i i usually you know with my buddy greg who i do other
people's lives with like we're business partners and we we talk about a lot of things um you know
whatever so we have like brainstorming sessions like come up with like creative ideas to do this
of that and we were just talking about ideas to make for like the san diego studios channel when
i was doing that which i stopped doing because of the fucking pandemic i couldn't film with people
but so we were coming up with ideas for what to do and then um greg had shown an interest in like
producing some sort of game show that we were going to shoot weekly and he was like so there
would be like you know trivia questions this and that so we're kind of just like going through the
motions of throwing ideas against the wall and kind of coming up with rules for this thing
and then um we just kept talking about it and then a few days later we decided that it would be cool
to kind of enter that card game space that industry because we feel like there's a lot of
longevity in that right so every year you see uh ads or whatever for cards against humanity this
thing is 10 years old like people don't even realize like and so it has a long lifespan
it's not like a you know a thing that you put out and then it's like old next year like it
has potential to catch fire like five years from now if you want um but as long as the the concept
of it is good and like it actually is fun and eventually it catches fire then you do well with
that so we're like all right let's do this card game thing and there was so many fucking rules
and it was so like you know whatever um at first i mean decided to like super simplify it to what
it is now um but then we like we're doing research i mean we don't know fucking anything i mean
whatever you guys know right now i don't mean i don't know how much you know about the card
industry but whatever you know right now is what we knew it was nothing basically we were just like
i don't know anything about this who makes them how to make them what the margins are what the
cost is so we kind of just did our own research and then we reached out to the same people who
printed cards against humanity and they actually i think they're in new jersey so we uh we're
talking to them about it and like they're super cheap to make and if you just have a good idea
they'll print it and it's like yo you if you sell 20 we'll print 20 so it's not really like one of
those things like you need to hit a certain threshold you just if you're able to do it and
it's a good idea then fine like we'll just do it so you know we decided to come up with the game
uh pay the price and and we uh did all the trivia questions we uh tested it a lot we tested people
who were younger than us um who were older than us like we test my mom to make sure that everyone
kind of like knew what the fuck was going on we didn't want it to be like you play trivia
pursuit it's like what 1950s cartoon you're like well i don't fucking know it's like this question
is lost yeah like it's not happening and then we also wanted to level the playing field for people
to you know if you suck at trivia but you're like down to do whatever like you still have
the opportunity to win technically those people have the best opportunity to win right because
you could score every single round and if you're a combination of the two of like i know trivia and
i'll also do whatever like those people are usually going to be the ones who win and but
they're also going to do like a ridiculous shit that everyone's going to enjoy along the way too
dude i played one night with my friends because i had we had a prototype for a couple months
and uh this was like the first time that me and my friends went out like after the pandemic and
we come back to my apartment and someone's like oh we should play the game i was like yeah fuck
able to play one of my friends dated a girl for like six years when he was younger and they had
just like started talking again so she came and then we were playing this game and there was one
of the consequence cards that i think we ended up like changing like the the fucking way it's
presented or whatever but it's basically like rank everyone you know i forgot i forgot how it was but
It was basically like rank everyone from like one to ten
on how they would be successful or something like that.
Or like in order.
So it'd be like, oh, he's going to be the most successful
and he's going to be the least successful
and he's going to be like in the middle.
And then like, you know, it was like that.
So like someone's answering that question.
Dude, people are yelling at each other.
People are doing whatever.
And then my friend's like, oh, like one of the,
the first consequence card I came up with was just ridiculous.
I was just like, stick your foot in the nearest toilet and flush it.
It was the first, it was the first ever,
the first ever consequence card i came up with was that one and then my friend pulled that and
he's like fuck it i'll do it he went into my my bathroom flushed his foot down the toilet
i was like it got sucked up so it's a lot of fun it was interesting to see people playing it and
like having a good time and like the residual effect too like the next two days everyone's like
talking about like how funny it was like this happened and that and we're like oh dude i feel
like we really have something here so we just ended the kickstarter uh i think we raised like
120 000 and then we're printing them now they're in china being classic so when are you expecting
release it's same uh probably july july that's yeah july and then hopefully like a restock and
then um a big 2021 holiday push they're getting in stores or yeah so at a certain point well you
have to like hit certain certain thresholds and shit numbers or whatever if you sell all of them
uh you know i think we had three a little over 3 000 backers on uh kickstarter so they get the
game and then we get a bunch of orders we ordered a bunch of games on top of that we have to run
through those and then make another order and then that hopefully at that point it really depends
it's like you don't have to hit a certain number but you have to like convince these people like
oh we're doing well we're gonna sell these then they put them in stores like urban outfitters and
target we're super excited about it well now we we consider you a aficionado of games so we have
we we have a game to play and basically a lot of celebrities have released games um we have a few
that are real celebrity games and a few that are fake and we want to see if you can snuff out which
one is real or fake okay um all right so for example here's the first one um jeff foxworthy
uh you know the comedian yeah comedian and uh what's that one show hillbilly smarter than a
fifth grader that guy too his game uh you might be a redneck if players answer questions and
trivia in a race to fill up their trailer home first person with a trailer full of junk wins
the game i i'm gonna say that's real just because that's like his ultimate tag and like i i've seen
his stand-up before and he oh he has like a whole section of his stand-up where he does like you
might be a redneck yeah and then like to turn that into a game i think this seems like a seamless
thing that fucking middle america would love and that is correct real uh next one guy fieri's
diners drive-ins and dice uh complete compete with other players to make your way around the board
and become the mayor of flavor town find the best restaurants in town but be careful not to fall
into a grease trap the only reason why i'm gonna think this is fake is because he is one of the
was memed people on the internet and i feel like i would have seen this yeah you're right
they crushed it on the internet that was a good one though that was very creative to come up with
all right next gary gary v uh gary v's hustle hard virtual card game trade and collect assets
and lucrative business ventures in this fast-paced multiplayer phone game work hard enough and you
just might own the new york jets i i i honestly i pray this is fake because i don't need another
reason i don't need another reason to like just not really enjoy this dude oh internet drama no
i think it is fake all right no no because like i don't have anything wrong i don't have a problem
with gary v he's like super intense and it's like funny that he's like that intense but also like i
feel like a lot of the stuff he says is just super like what the fuck are you saying it's not
applicable to the average it's very vague it's also vague and it's like yo people are like people
like they're complicated it's not just like you're 23 you're it's fucking easy just work make it
happen yeah you can't just tell your parents go fuck themselves yeah like i get it because i agree
in like the very general terms of like you need to put the work in but like dude it's not as simple
as you just being like,
just fucking put it down,
drop out of school,
work full time,
and do this on the side.
It's like, bro.
Also, no offense to Gary Vee,
or multiple offense,
wasn't he not successful until 50s?
So tell him these 20-year-olds.
He was still successful,
but he did pass up on Uber twice,
and he talks about it constantly.
Yeah, he did, he did, he did.
Yeah, that's fine.
That is fake.
Next one, Joel Osteen, mega pastor.
This is real, aren't you?
Your best life now the game
Go around the board collecting words of wisdom
To win players must have faith
And complete miracles in order to reach
The end goal of being delivered from salvation
I am going to say that this is real
Because that man is the biggest
Fucking scam artist in the world
It is real
That is real
Dude I think that those people
Are
And I know this will be offensive
to people who are like
is he like
he's religious right
he's like
that's his whole thing
I think so yeah
I think so
he might be
because I didn't know
if he was like
a motivational speaker
or if he was just like
doing like a pastor
or whatever
he sells out stadiums
and he makes so much
Kevin Hart numbers
yeah well probably
better than that
and he
and then also
I think these people
also like they
fly on private jets
these are this and that
like it's very different
from your typical
like priest
who takes a vow
of poverty
and you're like
oh I need a private jet
to get to my
fucking stadium where I'm going to make a million dollars.
And celibacy. You think Joel Osteen's not
slamming.
Slamming? Yeah, seriously.
Alright, next one. Paris Hilton.
That's hot. The game.
Players compete in a mix of pop
culture, trivia, embarrassing questions, and challenges
in an attempt to gain followers and
attract some paparazzi along the way.
This is
tough. That's a tough one.
So, that was a while ago.
The that's hot thing.
I am going to
say that's
real. Fake.
Fuck.
You can't get them all wrong.
Yeah, I guess I get some wrong.
Paris Hilton, bro, I remember the Paris Hilton thing.
I mean, I was a little young for when that was
happening, and it was like the whole that's hot
thing, but everyone knew Paris Hilton. She was the original
celebrity, I feel like.
The first influencer, you know.
We got two more.
Howie Mandel's How About a Fist
Bump? Live a day in the life of
famous comedian germaphobe and host of nbc's deal or no deal uh dodge big crowds uh uh avoid
fan transact transactions and germs in a race to make it through hollywood to home yeah that was
not fake i mean not real yes yes very much if you can't read the car it wasn't about not reading
the car for me it was it was more so just about like bro this guy's like yo i got i'm a germaphobe
Let's make a game about it.
That's a good point.
What is he?
Deal or no deal.
Right.
But like, that's enough.
Really?
Wasn't he doing something on America's Got Talent?
Yeah, but that's very new.
What was he doing before either of those?
Yeah.
He used to stand up to media.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
And a relatively famous one, too.
That's how he got the deal or no deal.
Relatively.
Did not know that.
Did not know that.
That was good.
Final one.
OJ Simpson, squeeze the juice.
Okay.
collect evidence and hire lawyers in this monopoly like board game based on trial of the century
hopefully the game will fit will be a good fit for you and your friends that's a great tagline
if you came up with that is that fake the tagline's fake but the game is has been it's not
obviously not oj simpson approved but it has been released oh my god that's a great tagline though
this guy that's a great tagline i actually have one more but uh let's see
uh too much yeah yeah uh mori mori's you're not the father game play play specialty cards to try
to sway the audience in your favor at the end at the end a dna test is revealed proving who is the
father will you get stuck with child support i hope that's real it is real and sold a target
currently sold a target 23 and me no you have like a like a point card so you can like give
points to like try to validate your argument
and also detract points from other
players. Who is buying this
shit? I own all of them. Middle-aged
mom. And that's been, I don't
know, board games or something.
Board games.
Board games. But you did
pretty well. Not pretty. What the hell?
He's an expert. You got
Paris Hilton and OJ wrong. Oh, he's
tallying you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I play games. Paris Hilton was a tough one.
I feel like that was the most, the one
that the most could go either way.
yeah what the parasol one yeah it's like that makes sense the oj one is shocking that is
definitely shocking there's no collect evidence and i was like nah does does does it fit yeah
like i said that's of all the games that's the one that's definitely not celebrity endorsed yeah
but there is uh there is copies of it online very expensive i might have to buy that all right
we're cool here right we got enough time hey you you're cool yeah you're cool cool cut off your
You cool?
Fucking idiot.
Let's go around.
Let's get out of here.
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