Picky Boys Podcast - The Basement Yard's Joe Santagato Pt 2 - Picky Boys Podcast #158

Episode Date: April 12, 2021

Today the picky boys are joined once again by Joe Santagato! We discuss Bottomless brunch, wine tours, Danny’s Brazil adventure, living without gluten, drinking at baseball games, and people stealin...g on the internet! Later we discuss Joe’s card game “pay the price” which is coming out this summer. Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Joe - https://www.instagram.com/joesantagato/ The Basement Yard - https://www.instagram.com/thebasementyard/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #PickyBoys

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Starting point is 00:00:01 No, he doesn't. I swear to God. This is in Brazil, so... And it was my grandma. I can't do this. I need to leave. Who wants to come in? Do the intro.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Welcome to the Becky Boys Podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Familiar face. Familiar face. Second time around. Second time around. Yearly thing. Thanks for having me, guys.
Starting point is 00:00:29 I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. No problem. It seems like it's a tradition at this point, honestly. I didn't expect you to down the mimosa so fast. I told you. I was like, listen, I'm only going to have one. And then you're like, oh, well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:41 And I was like, once it touches my lips. Once that sweet nectar touches my lips. You guys have an extra bed? Because I might have to sleep here. Oh, yeah. We got plenty. We got a lot of the aerated ones, you know? What the fuck's that mean?
Starting point is 00:00:54 Air matching. Oh, oh. You're speaking so weird today. All right, sorry, air mattress one. Yeah. The one, they're expensive, too. I've never slept on an air mattress and not ended up, like, just on the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, is it built that way, or is there just always a hole? What? It's, like, it's built to be destroyed. No, but, like, is it built to, like, slowly deflate, or is it just always a little tiny hole? I think they just suck. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Unless you pay, I went to Bed Bath & Beyond, dude, they have, like, a $200 fucking air mattress. Just buy a mattress. Which is so dumb, even dumber, bought it. But it works, and it's, like, legit. I mean, it's, like... And it's not like an air mattress is supposed to be your first resort. That's a, oh, yeah, someone needs it now. I have an air mattress just because I know people who get drunk and they piss in beds.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Right. You know, so I got to, like, break that out sometimes. Oh, my God. You know what happened to me once? Do you guys count... Let's say... How well do you know your apartment? it's like it's like let's say let's say it's pitch black can do you like count your steps
Starting point is 00:02:03 like it's 10 steps to the table 20 steps to the let's say it's pitch black can you make it around i i'm i don't know i don't really know if what i'm gonna say is factual but i want to say that no one does that no okay well i do i will it's not factual i do that so i know i know it's like when i used to live upstairs where they're living now it's like 30 steps to the bathroom right and like at step 25 there's a chair you gotta kind of get around why so one time i had this girl over right and we've she slept over a few times before and we were that kind of drunk where you don't even rats on the sex thank you for that no no we were like that kind of drunk where you kind of just get home and high five and just lay in the bed you know nothing happens
Starting point is 00:02:40 because you're that drunk oh yeah right so so i know it's 30 steps to the bathroom and then she gets up like like an animal and walks and i hear like 12 paces and a door closed that doesn't sound right to me she pissed in a closet so i guess so i so i get up and i i'm so drunk too i get up and i run i'm like oh god and then i open the door which i assume she's in because all the doors are closed and then i open the door which is not the bathroom and she's in there she just goes excuse me like like i'm in the wrong and i'm so drunk so i'm like what are you doing and she's squatting on the floor i'm like what are you doing you're like 18 paces away from the toilet and she looks at me and she she looks at me and she goes you know you sound like a fucking idiot
Starting point is 00:03:21 right now she was right but also wrong yeah yeah and i was like you're squatting on the floor like a wildebeest and then like just was she in a bedroom at the time it was a bedroom with no bed so yes technically pissed all over the floor huh and that's you gotta i mean now i mean you know moving forward you put down weewee pads in that room right right right you have to teach them yeah you have to smell it yeah i yeah or i just have to lock each individual door when someone comes over with like zip ties yeah yeah yeah exactly i don't i've just never run into that problem like i've never been like most usually my apartment is not pitch black where i can't just see you know a vague image sleep with a nightlight like a like a child there's moonlight the moon
Starting point is 00:04:02 and your eyes adjust it was a cloudy night and it was quick new york city there's street lamps everywhere and also why are you counting paces like what are you like afraid of being blind or something oh no i'm preparing just in case my vision eventually goes that's what i mean no You never had to carry a box that's like covering your face, and you need to know how many steps down your stairs are yeah I this is like psychotic It's great if what if you ever just accidentally take an extra step down your stairs that you Okay, oh stop us fucking holes for your floor, so now we're all agreeing now imagine You're holding something heavy, and you're doing that okay. It's a rep rep. What's the word recipe for disaster?
Starting point is 00:04:43 And I'm prepared for that How many steps are in this staircase? Nine I'm going to test that after Eight down, nine up It's not the same Because you're already on the flat level I gotta be honest, I really hate that you know that
Starting point is 00:04:58 I really don't like that That's all I'm saying That's one of those staircases Where if you're tall And you do a little gallop as you step down You hit your head right on the ceiling Are you one of the people that go two steps at a time? I hate those people
Starting point is 00:05:16 I do that in my building Like you have to go down to the lobby And then there's like a door And then there's like a short Staircase to get to Like the parking lot That one I fly up that bitch I hate those people you're a two stepper too
Starting point is 00:05:31 That couch is a two stepper I'm more of like a jump down the last couple I'm like a kid at heart He'll jump four He'll shape the whole house Grow up Peter Pan you can't you can't kill the child in me i'm just saying that's all you know i'm prepared for when people pee on the floor well i mean do you pee you guys ever peed where you're not
Starting point is 00:05:51 supposed to it's yo it happened so this is the thing like i know people that like they open up random rooms and piss in them or they're like walk into someone's kitchen and piss there or whatever i've never done that but the last time i didn't drink for months after this because i was like yo this is freaking me out but i got i went to a yankee game and then i went to my friend's bar and a bunch of people were buying me shots and i like was already drunk so i'm like yeah and i was obliterated i got home and i only know what happened because i was able to piece it after the fact but i woke up and i went to the bathroom like my clothes were all over the floor and then i went to go piss in the toilet right and then drunkenly lost balance pissed everywhere literally
Starting point is 00:06:36 I walked into my bathroom and I was like, dude, it smells like piss. I literally took like, I like washed the whole bathroom. I Clorox wiped the entire thing and then I Swiffered it and I was like, I can't have this piss everywhere. My pants piss everywhere. Like I must have tried to start peeing and then I
Starting point is 00:06:53 just like lost balance. It was like, I'm going down. Once you start peeing, you can't stop peeing. I disagree. What? I have a firm control over my stream. Your urethra? Oh yeah. That means you have a damaged penis. It doesn't?
Starting point is 00:07:07 I mean, if you're holding pisses, like, I mean, I can hold a piss, too, for, like, a second. I had a situation. I remember my friends all being really impressed, and I never understood other people couldn't do it. I was in front of your friends. That's nice. Well, I was peeing at college where I shouldn't have been, like some bush. And then security rolls up, and, you know, dick out, everything. I stop midstream halfway through a heavy stream and just sprint away.
Starting point is 00:07:29 And everyone was like, how did you do that? And I'm like, I don't know, man. It could just— I have a superpower. Definitely can't stop and then start running That is Do you think you would surrender to security? No I would just piss my pants
Starting point is 00:07:43 I would have no choice Or I would just run away from them and continue That's what I was going to say They have a trail to follow you That's a good point Eventually you stop paying and you dive into a bush Fair enough Beers do hit different at baseball games
Starting point is 00:07:59 I've gotten very very drunk at baseball games There was one time I was at a baseball game um in san francisco and it was just i was just like throwing them back and i had seen i i had seen a a very enticing uh sunday that was inside of like a san francisco giants helmet you know one of those things like 27 dollars i know it all too well so i got one of those sundays just that and and we are continuing through the game getting more and more and more beers and i'm leaving and somebody's that somebody's telling me hey you got yeah take your stuff i look back it's a graveyard is four helmets i i drunkenly bought four different helmets because i thought look at this
Starting point is 00:08:38 thing it looks so cool dude i could you ate four of those sundaes oh yeah i i oh yeah i wouldn't be able to do that in competition no i mean i was when i'm a drunk i'm a different animal and you're you know it's just like you're in the game you're it's the game you know so but the fact that i totally forgot full on four separate occasions that i had these souvenir helmets and now i have all four of them i can't wait to go to baseball games that like i hate going to yankee stadium i'm a yankee fan but i hate going there but like city field amazing getting out of there impossible it's like gridlocked every single time and i get usually what happens is you get hammered at the game and then you try to leave and like i remember last year my sister doesn't drink at all and she
Starting point is 00:09:23 was driving us home so she was driving but she couldn't move so i just got out of the car and just sat on the side was laying down on the sidewalk and still drinking beers and i like fell asleep on the sidewalk with my brother and my brother-in-law were just like kind of sitting there and just fucking whatever because the cars aren't moving at least a half an hour i was like i'm gonna continue this can't drink in the car not moving anyway drinking outside yo when the pandemic first happened because we were like oh yo 30 days like easy sick like whatever i literally just moved back into my mom's house basically like i just brought like i brought like my xbox and like mad clothes and i'm just like i'm just sleeping in the basement because we had just
Starting point is 00:10:00 redone it and uh dude the amount of like i may have drank like eight bottles of red wine in two weeks like we were just getting drunk every fucking day the other day my sister actually put in the in our family group chat a picture of me just passed out like half playing mario kart on the basement floor. I was like, yeah, this is the height of the pandemic. I was like, yo, this is mad exciting. We're all going to have to sleep over fucking a year later.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Still there. So then, you're a big wine guy? Medium wine guy? I'm a medium wine guy. If you ask me a question about it, I don't know anything. I don't know if this is oaky or dry. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:46 This is dry. It's liquid. How can it be dry? It feels wet. Yeah, so I mean, if I go to a restaurant and they hand me a wine menu, I'm not going to be like, ooh, they have a... Right, oh, Cabernet. I don't even know how to fucking pronounce that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:11:02 I'm just like, bring me your finest. And then I'm like, wait. Because sometimes you go to a fucking restaurant and they have a wine list that's like 30 pages long. And you're like, this is going to be expensive. Right. Because they're like cheapest bottles, like $80. And you're like, fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:11:14 We're at the wrong place. But at that point, you're like, I might as well get a bottle because a glass of that is like $20. That's how they get you. That's how they got you. It's a scam. It's an Italian scam. It's a French scam as well. They got good wine too. That's true. If I'm ever at a restaurant like that, I sip the wine and go, mmm, delicious. No matter what I think about it. Dude, the amount of pressure. When the fucking person comes over and they go, try it.
Starting point is 00:11:39 It's like this. They're like, try it and you're like swirling it. And then you try it and you're like, it's good. I've never tasted wine and be like, this sucks. Because if it sucked, I'd probably be like, yo, this is fire. dude especially when they do uh when you order let's say you order a bottle of wine they do the maybe half a shot pour and they're like okay try it it's like am i am i allowed to say this sucks and you send the whole bottle you just open back yeah am i allowed to do this if they say if it's like expire not expired but like if it was like a hole in the court cork or something yeah yeah something like that then it tastes bad but like bro i probably had you can make wine out of a shoe and i'd probably like this tastes good some prison wine yeah some prison wine i'd probably
Starting point is 00:12:22 be like this is not bad also dude one time i was at a restaurant and they brought over like i ordered like a steak and then they brought over a raw piece of steak to me and we're just like is this good and i'm like i don't fuck i'm a meat guy too i was like i just got over the wine thing they're bringing over the food i'm like listen just cook the shit and that and bring it to me i don't really know anything they're like how's this i was like it looks cool it's mooing yeah i guess i also feel like there's a low barrier like there's a low barrier of entry for ordering a bottle of wine like you can just kind of agree and then they'll just bring it to you i was at an olive garden in the airport um which is this is where you want to drink i was joking when i
Starting point is 00:13:04 said prison wine by the way i was at an olive garden in the airport and the guy and i was like you know ordering the breadsticks whatever and the guy was like wait were you with someone no I was alone. Alone in an Olive Garden airport? I was in the airport. This is in Brazil. What? You were alone in Brazil in an airport at an Olive Garden.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Is there anything else you need to tell us before this story just goes off the rails? Just go eat in the bathroom. It was the only thing that made me feel like home. You know what I mean? Okay. Either way. Olive Garden vibes. So, you know, get the thing, unlimited breadsticks, the whole bit.
Starting point is 00:13:43 And then he's like, we have a wonderful house cabernet. And I'm like, he's like, would you like to try it? And I'm like, yeah. And the guy brings over an entire bottle of wine. And I'm like, okay. And so he pours me a glass and then just sets it on the table. And I was like, did I just order this bottle of wine? And now everybody in the airport is looking at me.
Starting point is 00:14:01 It's like, look at this sad, pathetic freak drinking a bottle of wine. I would have slammed that, though. Oh, totally. Ordered two more. Did he upsell you? It was expensive for an Olive Garden So he targeted you He was like oh this guy's alone and sad
Starting point is 00:14:16 I'm gonna charge him $120 He's not gonna say anything Yeah he's not gonna say shit But I drank the whole thing I had like a breadstick base It was great I just downed it He was like how was it
Starting point is 00:14:26 And I was like I don't want another one Let's start with that I can't believe that That whole story is unbelievable There has to be one fact that's untrue Yeah I I'm telling you man I really hope you're lying
Starting point is 00:14:38 No I mean I love Italian food i hate olive garden i would never go to an olive garden here only in brazil because that would be better but when you're in brazil for like a vacation and you haven't had like any food and you just see something that's like oh this is something i know it it's appealing when in brazil when in brazil when in brazil yeah exactly dude i was on a wine tour and you know you ever just take uh get a whole bus filled with your friends and go to a wine tour like that really cool white white thing to do i'm not that kind of white right that's what i'm saying i strive to be
Starting point is 00:15:11 yeah like now i want to do that this summer like i have plans to do that but i like i never was my friends would be like what the fuck are you talking about you give me an idea like that one more time i'm gonna flick your throat like yeah but even like dude i just got to the acceptable age where if i had wine my friends don't go what the fuck are you doing you know what i mean like This was, like, two years ago. But if I was, like, 25, I was like, yo, we should have, like, a nice bottle of wine and just kind of chill. They'd be like, dude, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:15:41 It's Thursday. Yeah. We're going to delete some beers and you're going to like it. Yeah, like, enough. The birthday girl on this wine tour was, like, I was young. So I was, like, I just turned 21. We all just turned 21. And this girl, I would have let her beat me up.
Starting point is 00:15:55 You know? It's, like, one of those. Like, in a sexual way? Yeah. She was so hot to me. I was, like, yeah. She was so hot. She was so hot to me.
Starting point is 00:16:02 I was willing to pay for her MMA classes just to beat me up, like that kind of hard. Because she'd need them. Yeah. No, she wouldn't. And then so out of nowhere, like it wasn't even she, the tour guide who owned the winery or whatever, came up to her. And I happened to be just at the bar drinking wine next to her, not even really like talking. And then he comes up out of nowhere, unprompted, goes, is this your boyfriend? To me.
Starting point is 00:16:28 And then we both look at each other and she goes, you know, no. and then on top of that the guy goes oh yeah i was gonna say no he doesn't i swear to god he goes he goes yeah i was gonna say like this doesn't make any sense and i went well thanks guy and then we got on the bus and then when we're going to the next winery she comes over to me she goes who that guy was something wasn't he like that guy really uh blue that guy was a no she said wow that guy was a savage wasn't he i was like if that's the word That was an asshole. That's what he was. That guy was a loser.
Starting point is 00:17:04 He made me feel bad. Now you're reminding me. This is an hour later, by the way. I'd already forgotten about it with the 30 bottles of wine I drank after that scenario. Oh, God, that is so fucking funny. It was terrible. Oh, God, I was going to say, this freak.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I was like, dude, I'm just trying to enjoy my wine by myself. I was chilling, man. Some people are brutally honest. Okay. No, no. some people are just so right when you're right you're right you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:17:34 I got my COVID test yesterday and she was taking my vitals after the test she was like sir you have high blood pressure and I was like well I could have told you that good guess doc and then she was like how many times
Starting point is 00:17:50 do you eat salt and I was like yeah kind of not a lot of it and then she was like do you drink on a weekly basis? I was like, oh, yeah, for sure. And she was like, do you drink on a daily basis? I was like, no. Who drinks on a daily basis? And she was like, sir,
Starting point is 00:18:07 you can tell me. I was like, what does that mean? Sir, your liver is screaming. I was like, no. And then she let me on her way, but she definitely didn't believe me. That's fine. I love that.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Do I look like that kind of guy? honestly anytime i've ever seen you guys you're drinking that's a good that's two times that's two times how old are you guys though 23 24 23 what a ripe age dude 24 was i think back when i was 24 and not that like it's years ago i'm just telling you like when you turn 29 right i just turned 29 years old you're gonna be like what the fuck was like that is crazy like it's gonna seem so hard to be like dude because you know when i was like 19 i could drink 20 beers and feel nothing it was disgusting like it was insane and then you get to a certain age it was like yo i have a fucking like if i really drink and really put it down like i'm paying the fucking price for
Starting point is 00:19:09 this shit like that well we just found out that uh he oh my god dude so he i thought i was like i had a 40 year old body because whenever i would drink i would i would like you said pay the price yeah like i'd have two day hangovers sometimes three day if he drank on a saturday he no work monday no i can't i can't get worked on monday don't tell work that don't watch this but uh and the whole time i'm like oh my god my liver must be fucked like i don't know i guess i drank too much in college and uh i go to the doctor which i should have done first i waited like two years to do this and uh turns out i have celiacs and it was just the gluten in the beer that was making me feel like shit for two days and i drank like 20 shots last weekend felt fine and i would
Starting point is 00:19:54 argue it was karma i would argue we had 20 shots for fun i would argue it was karma because we used to just say oh gluten's a myth you know yeah we used to make fun of that and everything like whoever has celiacs are lying yeah doing it for attention yeah yeah doing it for attention and now well it was like partially because it became like a trend and if you if you're not gluten intolerant or have celiacs this is like it was a really big very little reason to cut it out two stories one my brother has celiac and i remember when he first told us like yeah i got like celiac disease i'm like what is that he's like well like you know like beer and bread and i was like oh dude you're going down no way like you're doing that and he was like off it for a
Starting point is 00:20:35 while then he's just like fuck it like whatever um but also i was working at a pizzeria at one point and this was at the height of like the gluten-free fucking wave or whatever and this woman comes in and she orders like a gluten-free pizza or something and i don't really know what happened because i didn't take her order or whatever the fuck and she lost her mind for her husband who apparently has like a gluten allergy or whatever the fuck it is this woman was screaming in classic white woman fashion of just being like my husband will die if he eats this and i just wanted to chirp it and be like probably not like he'll probably just maybe get a rash and like you know probably be a little off for like a couple hours but that's pretty much it like he'll be
Starting point is 00:21:16 all right he's not gonna die it's like fine but people are freaking out it's insane can you die from gluten overdose i mean i'm sure if you just fucking really indulge in your disease i don't think so what it is it's just an allergic reaction you know like a little bit of karen in her yo obviously well yeah well this woman a lot of bit of karen her name was karen for sure Oh, yeah, right, right, right. On the receipt. Or Barbara or something like that. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Wouldn't that suck, though, for anyone named Karen, kind of? Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, it's not really... Before the connotation was attached. Anybody have an aunt or a name? Yeah, I have a name, Karen. I know a Karen, too. She's very upset about it.
Starting point is 00:21:50 She's Karen with a K, too. Yeah, my aunt is, too, yeah. What the fuck is Karen with a C? Yeah, is there a C? Yeah, that's a little weird. Is that not a... Or a Q? Karen?
Starting point is 00:21:58 Karen? That'd be cool. Yeah, I guess so. Either way. But she's... she's very upset that's the point he's trying to validate his karen more than your karen short for something carolina and karina so it's just karen it's just karen i thought he said korean korean korean i am karen you're saving one letter i think
Starting point is 00:22:26 short for korean that's my bad dude what okay i mean what about the fact are you a fan of caller daddy oh my god i don't know anything about it okay good because i do know like obviously about alex and barcelona right right right right right i've never like listened to an episode okay so this is what happens right out of nowhere they're everything's about sucking cock exactly it's a sex podcast yeah i'd argue and dude literally yep three days ago three days ago this background yep this exact bush thing oh they they they jocked us and i'm not i never sent hate but i did say hey i messaged them i was like all right this is a little close obviously okay we're not a very big podcast right obviously they've seen it and they copied us right
Starting point is 00:23:13 At least top four. I mean, call us daddy. Yeah, yeah. I mean, for God's sakes. It's just the one now, right? The other one's, I don't know, doing whatever she does. Yeah, I think she started her own podcast, but I haven't seen it. I'm just saying, I got gripes.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I got grapes. I got grapes. I got gripes. Yeah, I honestly feel that way a lot, like a lot, like throughout, you know, my career. uh there's been i think that's an appropriate word i just like it just feels weird to call it that because when i think of career i think of like like a suit and tie yeah i don't know but as i've been doing this uh there's been a lot of times where i'll put some video out or put something out or tweet something or whatever and then all of a sudden i see like a bunch of memes
Starting point is 00:23:58 like pertaining to this particular subject and like it would be one thing if i uh and i've never like really said it because i'm not going to be that guy who's like oh my god like all this shit like blah blah blah but it was very weird because there would be times where i would make a very specific joke and then it would turn into like this bit that we do and then the memes would be like very specific to what i was saying and i'm like all right this is fucking strange and none of these people like none of these accounts like follow me or whatever so i was just like what the how is this happening like all these things or like i'll put something out and like i don't really indulge in the internet too much especially these days like i don't watch podcasts i don't
Starting point is 00:24:38 listen to podcasts i don't watch youtubers any videos really like so i don't really know what the hell is going on like i just kind of just do it and that's it so when they do pop up after the fact i'm like i know i didn't subconsciously like i'm not influenced by something i had saw because you're not watching because i'm not really indulging in it yeah so i but so it is a little interesting but i never like really make the claim like yo what the fuck why are they copying a lot of people tagged me in this dude's uh video these his videos recently and because he went viral on tiktok with him and his boy like do like a podcast i guess i don't even know if they do an actual podcast like i just seen clips it might just be like insta clips you know yeah kind of so but
Starting point is 00:25:21 they were there was like four clips that he had posted that were very similar to conversations that i've had on my podcast and people were tagging me like yo whatever and then some dude was writing comments on his shit long comments about being like yo this is fucked up blah blah blah and like i see that and i'm like that's so turbo to me like someone who's like a fan of mine being like yo i'm gonna go after this guy stealing this content whatever but that it is like a little similar and like whatever but it's like also like dude i'm not fucking saying anything like crazy like it's not it's not like he's stealing a joke it's like the topic like the topic is like funny and weird it's gonna come up so i like messaged the kid and i was like listen don't listen to
Starting point is 00:26:03 these people yeah don't listen to these i was like i was like dude do whatever do your thing like i don't really you know i don't i just don't even care well then he messaged back and be like oh sorry man or was it like we were just doing our thing i i had told him i was like yo you could just because i saw him like reply back and he was like nice when he replied back too he was just kind of like to like the person he was like yo i don't really know who this podcast is i'm sure it's great okay so i was just like dude don't listen to these people like they're gonna feel that way about shit but i i never really cared too much there's actually only one time you cared yeah i got you a little bit because it bothered me and then like i ended up on blogs and shit
Starting point is 00:26:37 it was like the only time that's ever happened to me where like there was this famous fucking youtuber his name was alfie something and he uh had millions of followers and this is when me and alfie days british youtuber yeah that's him so look at this guy biggest fan yeah the mad libs thing right oh yeah that was a thing on the internet like people did mad libs and like i thought it was funny so i was like oh me and keith are gonna do it i was like but we're gonna put water on our mouths so it's like adds like a layer to it if like try really hard not to laugh so i did that the video goes viral and then the next like month all these videos started popping up and this kid um did it and then uh there was something that came up like he basically like
Starting point is 00:27:21 took credit for the idea and i was just kind of like and you're just you know i was like nice about it and i was just like yeah i wonder where he got i said something like i wonder where he got that idea and then there was like these blogs that came out and they were like yeah they were like oh this person goes after you know whatever and then he was just you know like it was obvious like in that point it's like obvious because that didn't exist on the internet and we're talking about putting water in your mouth a part of a video like i don't really give a fuck like it's not a big deal it's not like i'm gonna get credit for and be like thank you it's not like i don't care intellectual property yeah it was just weird that he like when people just won't admit it like if
Starting point is 00:27:59 people if i get something from somebody like i immediately say that yeah exactly you know but like i don't know the internet's like a weird place bro because i'm sure there's things that i've said or like i've done like over the years that people felt like yo this is very similar to this person and maybe it fucking is and i don't know how to credit everybody that all this shit comes from well that's like have you seen the massive massive change in memes like the past year where every single meme has credit now at the bottom because yeah like fuck jerry and all these huge million accounts fuck jerry you should just steal them just absolutely steal them sometimes sometimes recreate the image the same thing just remove the watermark yeah and like
Starting point is 00:28:38 repost it and people got mad yeah and like that idea to me sounds weird so like for me if you're not a person who's like typically a creator and like you have some funny tweet that goes like or forget about a tweet because your name's attached to that but like you create a meme and it goes like viral like i get that you should be credited but like what is the point right like it's nothing is going to change your life in this way because you created this image yeah but like if you're a creator and you're just stealing also i mean fuck jerry has like built their entire business off of curating right that's what they call it but it's all just like kind of taking other people's shit and the fat jewish was another one who got in trouble for that too yeah yeah but that was
Starting point is 00:29:18 very early on before anyone knew shit but yeah they do credit but sometimes they still don't i don't know because i think it's all it's only important because in this whatever realm we are in social media where literally that one thing can from 10 000 to a million followers right and i think that's why it's a little crazy now it's important especially the stealing specifically on tiktok i've seen you on tiktok recently like kind of lurking around i'm lurking like you like comment on stuff i like a comment yo tiktok is fucking hilarious tiktok's great oh god but tiktok is like the sense like the hub of oh this is this person's idea i'm gonna do it and not credit them yeah yeah yeah yeah and also like that's another thing like on the internet now it's like you make
Starting point is 00:29:58 a joke that's funny like everyone tells the same joke like they just do it like and you see memes it's like i've seen this before or it's the same joke but just packaged a little differently it's there there's a lack of originality obviously now more than ever i would say especially with a thing like tiktok it's like some people will make the same tiktok five times in a row yeah and it's like to the same audio same dance or whatever the fuck and just like acting like it's like what i don't know just see which one hits but specifically like you said with tiktok it's like that's a platform where you can have one hit and all of a sudden a hundred thousand followers yeah 100 and i don't know i don't know if they do it on purpose because if they do then it's an amazing
Starting point is 00:30:39 marketing thing for them but i and i tell people this all the time like i talk to a lot of people that you know want to uh just like pick my brain about like business or growing this or that whatever and i tell them like yo you need to have a tiktok page because everyone gets a shot on tiktok regardless like you go to someone's uh page and they have a lot of videos with like 80 views and like 100 views whatever and then they have that one that has like 60 000 and you're like what the fuck so like everyone gets a shot like some one of your videos is going to end up on a lot of people's like for you page so you take you you know do your job and like making these clips so that when you do get your shot a lot of people come to your page then they have
Starting point is 00:31:22 this like portfolio so like if you have clips that like look good and they're funny and you know you believe in them whatever and you don't treat it as like just fucking around if you want to like grow your following if you're just doing it for fun that's a different story but if you want to grow a following then like really paying attention to each thing you do because everyone gets a shot on tiktok and when you get it if you are funny enough then when they come to your page and check out your other shit if they're if it's all good i'm following them and that's kind of how that like sort of translates but they give everyone a shot and i feel like the reason why i said the marketing thing is because for people who don't get that kind of viewership if when you do get
Starting point is 00:31:58 that it's like a fucking drug it's like doing heroin not that i've done that but you i imagine it's like heroin uh it's exactly the same thing but like once you get that you're like oh i've gotten 100 000 views before like i could do it again so you like spend more time in the app and you like you know whatever so i mean yeah i mean it's an interesting motivator right it's oh i see this extra zero behind this view number i want that again i want two more zeros i want definitely even the playing field oh yeah absolutely the only version is hard though yes off of tiktok yeah it's like you'll see someone with 150 000 uh tiktok followers they have like a thousand or 2,000 Instagram followers
Starting point is 00:32:37 yeah like what's going on it's very that in itself is very interesting unless it's you know the girl showing off there you know
Starting point is 00:32:42 and then their Instagram followers you practice that you like that whistle you practice that yeah yeah I was just for this
Starting point is 00:32:50 conversation that we were gonna get to I honestly thought that was a sound effect that was really good yeah you like that can you whistle
Starting point is 00:32:56 I can't whistle there's a bottomless place like in my neighborhood that my buddy Frank and Davino went to and they were just going mimosa for mimosa. They hate us in that place
Starting point is 00:33:08 because they order bottomless and they're like skinny flute glasses. You could literally, like two gulps, it's gone. So as the waitress comes over and she's filling up our drinks, whoever she fills up first, they chug it and put it down
Starting point is 00:33:24 and then they come back to fill that up and then that person chugs theirs. So she's like, I can't do this. I need to leave. It's bottomless? Excuse me. Yeah, so she's like, I can't just stay here
Starting point is 00:33:35 and fill up these glasses so you guys can't do that but we always like every time we go over and do it my friend Davino drank so much fucking orange juice
Starting point is 00:33:41 he went to the bathroom threw up and came back I was like I gotta stop drinking I was like my body hurts from the fucking orange juice you really
Starting point is 00:33:48 it's very important to set the tone when you go to brunch early early yeah cause that's that's how they get you
Starting point is 00:33:55 like oh yeah bottomless and then they don't come back for 20 minutes they come back every 10 minutes with the waitress you gotta go okay this is
Starting point is 00:34:00 like you gotta wolf wall street it we want two mimosas now exactly one and then another one every two minutes and then five minutes after that and then you bring the pitcher
Starting point is 00:34:06 and then you can leave us alone. That's how I pass the fuck out. Yeah, you have to convince them to bring the pitcher. Say, this will be less work for you if you bring the pitcher. Literally, I can save you steps on your Fitbit
Starting point is 00:34:16 if you bring the pitcher, please. When you think about it, I feel like bottomless, they really can't be making a mark up there. You said you paid 45 the other day, though. That place, we robbed them. We robbed them. I think for every robbery, there's the group of girls that, there's like seven of them,
Starting point is 00:34:38 and they're like, oh, bottomless brunch, and it's like. And they have like four. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think once I see a group of guys come in, they're like, fuck. Yeah, probably. But they see like a bridal shower, they're like, all right, let's do it. Dude, if I get a bottomless, even if it hurts, I'm like, I'm getting my, I am going to win.
Starting point is 00:34:54 This is going to cost you guys money. Fucked up. It's like the people at the buffet, you know? It does feel like a challenge. It does. how many can you fit in three hours no one's really challenging you though I'm challenging myself
Starting point is 00:35:06 I'm pushing myself to the next limit every time it's strictly business I should show up to that place with a briefcase it's like I'm fucking I'm getting there like you said I'm robbing you chicken and waffles as many fucking
Starting point is 00:35:23 bellinis as I can drink oh bellinis that's your drink bellinis are fucking amazing Tell them what it is. What is it? It's like peach, nectar, and champagne. And they squeeze bees really tight, and it's dripping right into the sun. Did you say bees?
Starting point is 00:35:37 Bees. So whatever he just said is false. Okay. Some kind of honey. Yeah, honey. Just because it has bee, believe. If you grab a handful of bees. You're going to get bee guts, not honey.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Squeeze it. No one's going to do that. You know honey's bee throw up? What? Honey's bee throw up. I thought it was like cum. Honestly, I don't know which one to decide with. I might have mixed it up.
Starting point is 00:36:00 It might be cum. I'm signing with that one. Because cum is like... Yeah, you know what? I got into an argument. Yeah, but I got into an argument with someone the other day. I was like, cum's not really sticky. It's more slimy.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Which side were you on? I was on the slimy side. When I think of cum, right? Okay. If I put it on a piece of paper, right? And then I slap another piece of paper on top of it. It's not like it's just going to stick together. After a while, it's going to harden
Starting point is 00:36:29 and then become sticky. It's like glue. But then, if you immediately try to... It's more slime. You could say glue's not sticky. That's exactly what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:36:42 But if you ever had it on your fingers... If you glue a piece of paper together and push it together, it will not slide off. You're talking about Elmer's white cum glue? Yes, it will. I agree with him. I used to snuff that. Snuff it. You're going to unpack that.
Starting point is 00:36:56 What did you say? What did I say? Snuff. Snuff. I meant I huffed it, all right? I huffed glue. My kindergarten teacher wasn't that great a teacher. I totally agree with you, though.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Cumming is more slimy. I get behind that argument, though. Oh, you're switching on me? By the way, did you ever cum on yourself last episode? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to bring that up. Okay. You didn't.
Starting point is 00:37:14 You fucking liar. No, no, no. I did. I did. And I want to say this. It didn't change my mind. I stood the same stance. you guys are weird
Starting point is 00:37:25 I can tell you didn't come on yourself because you just said that oh is that it it's more of a a convenience thing and also I just think you're very pretentious I'm pretentious because I don't want to come on myself you're a pretentious comer
Starting point is 00:37:41 it's possible and I won't even argue it I'll accept it if I don't have to keep coming on myself I'll accept it well no one's going to make you do that you did one time maybe the girl who pissed in your hallway will make you do that We made a deal That's fair
Starting point is 00:37:57 First of all if that girl ever Asked me to do anything I'd be like you pissed on my floor Did you clean it up? No Do you want to talk about your gains coming out? I gotta pee so bad Can I pee? I'd be so so so bad
Starting point is 00:38:12 Am I the only one? I swear to god though You do it every time If you hit one of the cameras I'll beat you up later off camera That's fair I'll take those odds How many steps to the bathroom? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:38:25 I don't know his steps. I know my steps. That's a bad metric, then. 22 paces. 22 paces. Go. Count. Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Starting point is 00:38:37 It's probably like 13. You get 13 max. Dude, you're off by a lot. He takes wide strides. He's a double stepper. JT does have to take wide strides. That means you take half of those steps? I take half those steps.
Starting point is 00:38:47 You shuffle? Yeah. Like a penguin? Yeah. As least noise as possible. I'm a little quiet boy. I don't know about that. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:55 All right. A little break. Intermission. Intermission. You vaccinated? Half. How'd you get it? Come on.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Look at me. I'm like, what? Oh, yeah. You know, I was just like, it was the long con. It paid off. Oh, the BMI. The BMI. It paid off.
Starting point is 00:39:12 I was like, this is my moment. It was all for this. It was all for this. Now he's going to lose the weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now he's good. Six months, you'll see a whole new me. This was a lifelong plan.
Starting point is 00:39:23 was coming yeah you predicted that future but it's gonna pay off someday i got so many dms about that it's like how'd you get it and i just like respond like yo just i'm fat man come on it's like yo i had four sundays at a giant didn't uh didn't i don't mean to bring this up but so at uh some kind of like retirement home didn't you get abused like that i did get abused yeah yeah yeah my uh so so so my grandma had alzheimer's she used to be in a retirement home like a not retirement home at alzheimer's home and i love to visit her but uh that place is a little weird it's a little weird it's a little like just because just because everybody in there is has alzheimer's and it's really upsetting and i god bless the nurses that can deal with this i'm not
Starting point is 00:40:16 one of them either way so um they were having like a celebration and no one knew what was going on it was like christmas celebration and no one knew at all it was april yeah it was no but yeah and so and so they had like a cake and so i was like oh i mean they're not gonna eat it i'll i'll take a bite i'll take a slice they're not gonna remember they had it and so and so i uh that's that's horrifying antonio that's so so bad no i'm kidding um uh no but uh uh and and and so i i was getting a slice of cake and in the from the from the back of the room i just hear hey fat boy and i was like and she was like hey fat boy i was like what what's going on here and then it started getting louder and it was a woman who you know they just speak their mind
Starting point is 00:41:06 and it was my grandma and she just kept saying I bet you like that cake fat boy oh my god this is the best story and I was like I did not know what to do I was freaking the fuck out I just kept saying yes
Starting point is 00:41:21 I was like yeah yeah I don't know what to say to these people so she was just like hey fat boy she was like yeah yeah she was kind of singing it how's your day going no offense to anyone with Alzheimer's But I wonder what reality she was living in where that's, like, appropriate.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Okay. The 60s, the 50s, maybe. Okay, maybe. She was, like, back then. Yeah. And so. So funny. I got the cake.
Starting point is 00:41:48 And, you know, for a second, like, I think, like, maybe I should just be, like, Ben Stiller and Happy Gilmore right now and just, like, take the brakes off her wheelchair and throw her on the ramp. Are you finished, sir? Yeah. It's like, oh, what are you going to do about it? You just turn around like, who's your son? Yeah, you don't know?
Starting point is 00:42:03 Okay, cool. But she keeps getting louder and louder to the point where she's like, fat boy, fat boy. And now people are starting to take notice. And other people, other citizens are like, oh, Jim, I'm so glad you're here. And there's like, oh, you're my grandson. And it's really starting to get like a big scene. Oh, they were fighting over you. Because now this is the main show, you know?
Starting point is 00:42:32 Oh, I would have let her have it. Oh, I I just I got the cake what I like to kind of look you in the eyes like it's there I have a really important question You finish the cake I mean if I was gonna get berated by an old woman. I was gonna finish the fucking cake I'm taking the whole cake fucking old bitch. Good luck getting a piece and so and I just walked away But but it was like I would walk to my grandma's room and it was just but it was comical like she was like She was yelling like it was a superhero movie like she was like
Starting point is 00:43:03 and I was just like in the and I was walking into the room and I walked in the room and didn't tell a soul my grandma also had
Starting point is 00:43:15 something I don't know what's the difference between dementia and Alzheimer's I think Alzheimer's is worse because I think
Starting point is 00:43:23 you like forget how to like you're competing over grandma illnesses yeah yeah it's actually really horrible
Starting point is 00:43:27 you forget how to do like I'm sure I mean both dealing with that both the way my family deals with that is way different than probably a lot of people deal with it like we went and visited my grandma and she my grandma like i felt like my dad is like you know he has
Starting point is 00:43:46 the same sense of humor as i do so he like walks in she didn't know who he was like she called him like mike or something his name is joe and and she she knew my mom so so who's like not her son you know so she was like oh hey biz mike and he's like great you know and at one point she's laying there and she like leans over to me and she goes when does this boat leave she thought she was on like a cruise ship like when does this boat leave and i was like uh and like we had talked about too like she's not gonna know some stuff and just kind of like let let them kind of like live in that reality you know like whatever makes them happy or whatever it is like you don't be like oh no like because it's kind of like when someone's
Starting point is 00:44:29 sleepwalking you don't wake them up yeah it'll freak them out so it's you know i was just kind of like soon probably gonna be soon the captain said five minutes she thought she was in like a cruise ship at one point i know another time she thought she was giving birth she was like where's my baby and we're like oh dude you're like 80 oh something like you're not having a baby they have like fake babies and like wedding dresses and really things like that's a lot no no it's like it's it's to like to try to like get into your memories and like remind you of something about you know your old life no but but and it's it's i mean it's very upsetting but it's kind of comical also they do some funny stuff like a lot of them all the time think that they're at a hotel and
Starting point is 00:45:11 just pack up their things and try to leave yeah like all the time they're just like um i'll see later it was been a great stay yeah they're just like no no no it's very sad when they come to the reality of like oh man i can't remember shit but when they are not or when they're living in a different reality it's it's like it's interesting isn't that interesting also because it's like your perception is reality you know right you know what i mean like who's to say what it is like if you really think that you're on a cruise ship like bro you're on a cruise ship you're here like i yeah exactly like my perception is my reality and i feel like that's like on a deep level that's kind of like you know but it sucks when you like come to and you're like oh god i
Starting point is 00:45:50 can't remember shit but also it's very similar to a cruise ship you know you're getting fed by other people like you get sit down for dinner and they fuck like hell don't they yeah in nursing homes std that's fire uh how you feeling you good yeah good you want to do the a couple questions of the game or oh what is this game oh yeah talk about your game yeah yeah we We want to, you know. Oh, sure. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? We'll end on this.
Starting point is 00:46:12 We'll go like this. Oh. Oh, you're not. You're not? Never mind. No, no. See, it's not. That was self-inflicted.
Starting point is 00:46:19 He poured champagne all over me. They're weatherproof. I'm glad you grabbed the vodka and not the paper towel to help me like you helped him. You're on your own, buddy. You're okay. I can't reach that. Can you grab that? God dang it.
Starting point is 00:46:29 But yeah, when you were posting like hints of your game, we were like, you know, we had the cork board out with like the red strings. Trying to figure out what's going on. what is going on it's the red and yeah and i messaged you and i was like oh you want to give any hints this is what he said fuck you did i say that i'll show you i'll i got receipts i got receipts say a lot of stuff no but uh we so i i usually you know with my buddy greg who i do other people's lives with like we're business partners and we we talk about a lot of things um you know whatever so we have like brainstorming sessions like come up with like creative ideas to do this
Starting point is 00:47:03 of that and we were just talking about ideas to make for like the san diego studios channel when i was doing that which i stopped doing because of the fucking pandemic i couldn't film with people but so we were coming up with ideas for what to do and then um greg had shown an interest in like producing some sort of game show that we were going to shoot weekly and he was like so there would be like you know trivia questions this and that so we're kind of just like going through the motions of throwing ideas against the wall and kind of coming up with rules for this thing and then um we just kept talking about it and then a few days later we decided that it would be cool to kind of enter that card game space that industry because we feel like there's a lot of
Starting point is 00:47:46 longevity in that right so every year you see uh ads or whatever for cards against humanity this thing is 10 years old like people don't even realize like and so it has a long lifespan it's not like a you know a thing that you put out and then it's like old next year like it has potential to catch fire like five years from now if you want um but as long as the the concept of it is good and like it actually is fun and eventually it catches fire then you do well with that so we're like all right let's do this card game thing and there was so many fucking rules and it was so like you know whatever um at first i mean decided to like super simplify it to what it is now um but then we like we're doing research i mean we don't know fucking anything i mean
Starting point is 00:48:29 whatever you guys know right now i don't mean i don't know how much you know about the card industry but whatever you know right now is what we knew it was nothing basically we were just like i don't know anything about this who makes them how to make them what the margins are what the cost is so we kind of just did our own research and then we reached out to the same people who printed cards against humanity and they actually i think they're in new jersey so we uh we're talking to them about it and like they're super cheap to make and if you just have a good idea they'll print it and it's like yo you if you sell 20 we'll print 20 so it's not really like one of those things like you need to hit a certain threshold you just if you're able to do it and
Starting point is 00:49:05 it's a good idea then fine like we'll just do it so you know we decided to come up with the game uh pay the price and and we uh did all the trivia questions we uh tested it a lot we tested people who were younger than us um who were older than us like we test my mom to make sure that everyone kind of like knew what the fuck was going on we didn't want it to be like you play trivia pursuit it's like what 1950s cartoon you're like well i don't fucking know it's like this question is lost yeah like it's not happening and then we also wanted to level the playing field for people to you know if you suck at trivia but you're like down to do whatever like you still have the opportunity to win technically those people have the best opportunity to win right because
Starting point is 00:49:45 you could score every single round and if you're a combination of the two of like i know trivia and i'll also do whatever like those people are usually going to be the ones who win and but they're also going to do like a ridiculous shit that everyone's going to enjoy along the way too dude i played one night with my friends because i had we had a prototype for a couple months and uh this was like the first time that me and my friends went out like after the pandemic and we come back to my apartment and someone's like oh we should play the game i was like yeah fuck able to play one of my friends dated a girl for like six years when he was younger and they had just like started talking again so she came and then we were playing this game and there was one
Starting point is 00:50:24 of the consequence cards that i think we ended up like changing like the the fucking way it's presented or whatever but it's basically like rank everyone you know i forgot i forgot how it was but It was basically like rank everyone from like one to ten on how they would be successful or something like that. Or like in order. So it'd be like, oh, he's going to be the most successful and he's going to be the least successful and he's going to be like in the middle.
Starting point is 00:50:50 And then like, you know, it was like that. So like someone's answering that question. Dude, people are yelling at each other. People are doing whatever. And then my friend's like, oh, like one of the, the first consequence card I came up with was just ridiculous. I was just like, stick your foot in the nearest toilet and flush it. It was the first, it was the first ever,
Starting point is 00:51:06 the first ever consequence card i came up with was that one and then my friend pulled that and he's like fuck it i'll do it he went into my my bathroom flushed his foot down the toilet i was like it got sucked up so it's a lot of fun it was interesting to see people playing it and like having a good time and like the residual effect too like the next two days everyone's like talking about like how funny it was like this happened and that and we're like oh dude i feel like we really have something here so we just ended the kickstarter uh i think we raised like 120 000 and then we're printing them now they're in china being classic so when are you expecting release it's same uh probably july july that's yeah july and then hopefully like a restock and
Starting point is 00:51:46 then um a big 2021 holiday push they're getting in stores or yeah so at a certain point well you have to like hit certain certain thresholds and shit numbers or whatever if you sell all of them uh you know i think we had three a little over 3 000 backers on uh kickstarter so they get the game and then we get a bunch of orders we ordered a bunch of games on top of that we have to run through those and then make another order and then that hopefully at that point it really depends it's like you don't have to hit a certain number but you have to like convince these people like oh we're doing well we're gonna sell these then they put them in stores like urban outfitters and target we're super excited about it well now we we consider you a aficionado of games so we have
Starting point is 00:52:35 we we have a game to play and basically a lot of celebrities have released games um we have a few that are real celebrity games and a few that are fake and we want to see if you can snuff out which one is real or fake okay um all right so for example here's the first one um jeff foxworthy uh you know the comedian yeah comedian and uh what's that one show hillbilly smarter than a fifth grader that guy too his game uh you might be a redneck if players answer questions and trivia in a race to fill up their trailer home first person with a trailer full of junk wins the game i i'm gonna say that's real just because that's like his ultimate tag and like i i've seen his stand-up before and he oh he has like a whole section of his stand-up where he does like you
Starting point is 00:53:21 might be a redneck yeah and then like to turn that into a game i think this seems like a seamless thing that fucking middle america would love and that is correct real uh next one guy fieri's diners drive-ins and dice uh complete compete with other players to make your way around the board and become the mayor of flavor town find the best restaurants in town but be careful not to fall into a grease trap the only reason why i'm gonna think this is fake is because he is one of the was memed people on the internet and i feel like i would have seen this yeah you're right they crushed it on the internet that was a good one though that was very creative to come up with all right next gary gary v uh gary v's hustle hard virtual card game trade and collect assets
Starting point is 00:54:10 and lucrative business ventures in this fast-paced multiplayer phone game work hard enough and you just might own the new york jets i i i honestly i pray this is fake because i don't need another reason i don't need another reason to like just not really enjoy this dude oh internet drama no i think it is fake all right no no because like i don't have anything wrong i don't have a problem with gary v he's like super intense and it's like funny that he's like that intense but also like i feel like a lot of the stuff he says is just super like what the fuck are you saying it's not applicable to the average it's very vague it's also vague and it's like yo people are like people like they're complicated it's not just like you're 23 you're it's fucking easy just work make it
Starting point is 00:54:57 happen yeah you can't just tell your parents go fuck themselves yeah like i get it because i agree in like the very general terms of like you need to put the work in but like dude it's not as simple as you just being like, just fucking put it down, drop out of school, work full time, and do this on the side. It's like, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Also, no offense to Gary Vee, or multiple offense, wasn't he not successful until 50s? So tell him these 20-year-olds. He was still successful, but he did pass up on Uber twice, and he talks about it constantly. Yeah, he did, he did, he did.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Yeah, that's fine. That is fake. Next one, Joel Osteen, mega pastor. This is real, aren't you? Your best life now the game Go around the board collecting words of wisdom To win players must have faith And complete miracles in order to reach
Starting point is 00:55:44 The end goal of being delivered from salvation I am going to say that this is real Because that man is the biggest Fucking scam artist in the world It is real That is real Dude I think that those people Are
Starting point is 00:55:59 And I know this will be offensive to people who are like is he like he's religious right he's like that's his whole thing I think so yeah I think so
Starting point is 00:56:09 he might be because I didn't know if he was like a motivational speaker or if he was just like doing like a pastor or whatever he sells out stadiums
Starting point is 00:56:15 and he makes so much Kevin Hart numbers yeah well probably better than that and he and then also I think these people also like they
Starting point is 00:56:22 fly on private jets these are this and that like it's very different from your typical like priest who takes a vow of poverty and you're like
Starting point is 00:56:30 oh I need a private jet to get to my fucking stadium where I'm going to make a million dollars. And celibacy. You think Joel Osteen's not slamming. Slamming? Yeah, seriously. Alright, next one. Paris Hilton. That's hot. The game.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Players compete in a mix of pop culture, trivia, embarrassing questions, and challenges in an attempt to gain followers and attract some paparazzi along the way. This is tough. That's a tough one. So, that was a while ago. The that's hot thing.
Starting point is 00:56:59 I am going to say that's real. Fake. Fuck. You can't get them all wrong. Yeah, I guess I get some wrong. Paris Hilton, bro, I remember the Paris Hilton thing. I mean, I was a little young for when that was
Starting point is 00:57:15 happening, and it was like the whole that's hot thing, but everyone knew Paris Hilton. She was the original celebrity, I feel like. The first influencer, you know. We got two more. Howie Mandel's How About a Fist Bump? Live a day in the life of famous comedian germaphobe and host of nbc's deal or no deal uh dodge big crowds uh uh avoid
Starting point is 00:57:38 fan transact transactions and germs in a race to make it through hollywood to home yeah that was not fake i mean not real yes yes very much if you can't read the car it wasn't about not reading the car for me it was it was more so just about like bro this guy's like yo i got i'm a germaphobe Let's make a game about it. That's a good point. What is he? Deal or no deal. Right.
Starting point is 00:58:01 But like, that's enough. Really? Wasn't he doing something on America's Got Talent? Yeah, but that's very new. What was he doing before either of those? Yeah. He used to stand up to media. Really?
Starting point is 00:58:12 Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And a relatively famous one, too. That's how he got the deal or no deal. Relatively. Did not know that. Did not know that. That was good.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Final one. OJ Simpson, squeeze the juice. Okay. collect evidence and hire lawyers in this monopoly like board game based on trial of the century hopefully the game will fit will be a good fit for you and your friends that's a great tagline if you came up with that is that fake the tagline's fake but the game is has been it's not obviously not oj simpson approved but it has been released oh my god that's a great tagline though this guy that's a great tagline i actually have one more but uh let's see
Starting point is 00:58:50 uh too much yeah yeah uh mori mori's you're not the father game play play specialty cards to try to sway the audience in your favor at the end at the end a dna test is revealed proving who is the father will you get stuck with child support i hope that's real it is real and sold a target currently sold a target 23 and me no you have like a like a point card so you can like give points to like try to validate your argument and also detract points from other players. Who is buying this shit? I own all of them. Middle-aged
Starting point is 00:59:24 mom. And that's been, I don't know, board games or something. Board games. Board games. But you did pretty well. Not pretty. What the hell? He's an expert. You got Paris Hilton and OJ wrong. Oh, he's tallying you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:40 When I play games. Paris Hilton was a tough one. I feel like that was the most, the one that the most could go either way. yeah what the parasol one yeah it's like that makes sense the oj one is shocking that is definitely shocking there's no collect evidence and i was like nah does does does it fit yeah like i said that's of all the games that's the one that's definitely not celebrity endorsed yeah but there is uh there is copies of it online very expensive i might have to buy that all right we're cool here right we got enough time hey you you're cool yeah you're cool cool cut off your
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