Picky Boys Podcast - The Batman Sets Up Kim K As Love Intrest! - Picky Boys Podcast #216

Episode Date: March 6, 2022

In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss Kim Kardashian, the new batman with Robert Pattinson, newborn babies, water births, meeting leprechauns on the bus, and what it's like to date Vince Vaughn! Leave a comment on our Instagram, and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

It's underwater, of course you're drowning it. But it can breathe, because it was breathing in there. That's true. Bend over and hammer me awake. And say, wake up! She did not eat the placenta. It's less impossible that my pancakes magically turned green than it is for me to see a leprechaun.

Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Three, two, one. Welcome back to the Piggy Boys podcast. It's March, and my Irish eyes are smiling. Ugh, okay. You like that saying?

It's the month of St. Patrick's Day, and we're also 8,500 subs. Boom. We're close to 10,000, and we got some big things in store, some things that will knock your socks off. Knock them straight, at least your shoes. Literally, we're selling Antonio's feet pics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10,000 subs.

I do have to take my socks off for that. So use all your burners, and that'll be great. But it is almost a three-year anniversary. Three years. That's over 1,000 days. That's longer than most marriages. fact check that i'm pretty sure i don't i know the divorce rate is 50 in this country yeah what a shame honestly don't even get married yeah what are you doing you know that's what they say if

you don't get married you can't get divorced that's probably not true i i think that's how it works you think that's the integral part i can't get divorced oh you maybe can you know who is freshly officially divorced mrs kim kardashian yeah no longer mrs kim kardashian west yeah i mean that's clearly that's clearly was probably the worst decision she's made or she dodged a bullet in the long term i don't know best best ever i mean best decision why because the now she's with skeet oh yeah great oh yeah what what a jump that that woman bounces around it's like she's seen i mean not in reality no not really i'm not no no she's been with connie for like seven years let me finish she doesn't bounce around through her whole life she has been with i think every like

the furthest possible range of men that you could ever possibly be with is what I was going to say. Oh, you're talking about a broad, like a different types of men. Yeah, yeah. Like she's experienced life to the fullest size of dicks. I don't agree. Because she has, she's

missing one of the largest groups of all of America. Like an IT guy? No, poor. Oh, poor. She hasn't been with a poor man. You don't think one of them that she's been with is now poor? Like, you know, she was right in the long run. But that's not. That doesn't Yeah, because if you're with Kim Kardashian, you have to live the Kim Kardashian lifestyle.

True, true, true. That's why Pete Davidson bought a condo in the Upper West Side. And a ferry. Because he was living in his mom's basement. Yeah, so maybe she kind of, but he's not poor. He's living like a poor man, but not poor. And living like a poor, I mean, he bought the house. To say he's living in his mom's basement, a little over-exaggerated.

Right. He bought the house. It's his house that he lives in the basement. And he lives in the basement. But he still lives in the basement with his mom. I don't care if his name is on the deed. He's the mayor of the house. His dad died on 9-11.

Yeah, I'm not knocking his dad at all. Don't knock living in the basement. I mean, I'll knock that. I lived in the basement for a while. Didn't own the house. If my dad ever perished, I'd live in my mom's basement. That's fine. Did you own the house?

I'd buy her the house. Okay, well, that's nice. Again, not exactly what I'm saying. I think it's truly exactly what you're saying. What do you think would be the perfect next step for Kim? like what kind of what's the i'm not saying the poorest guy you can think of i'm saying what what's a good like normal man job that i think she should start banging to get the full life experience and then she could hit her punch her time clock stamp out she's good i what i'm saying

is that i don't think kim will ever do it does she need somebody in the spotlight oh i mean the man will immediately be in the spotlight no she needs some she needs somebody that has some kind of social relevance you know this is what about like little mo that we're playing it we're playing a We're playing a high-stakes game here. True. And her mom is behind it all. She's the architect. She leaked the sex tape.

Genius move. It'd be your own people. I saw Batman. Thanks for the invite. I invited you. And you said, quote-unquote, and I think you've said it 20 times on this fucking podcast, that you'd never go to the movie theaters ever again.

So tough cookies. Choir about it. Choir about it. I'll sing my heart out. Oh, yeah. Choir about it. Nice invite. No, it was fucking amazing. Nice.

So good. Highly recommend. Give it a 10 out of 10 bats. Did you see his dick? No. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah, I mean, one of the reasons it's so great is because Robert Pattinson's hot. Hot. What a smoke show.

And so is Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman. So is Colin Farrell as the Penguin. Hot. Is that who that was? Yeah, it's Colin Farrell. Oh, so much prosthesis. Yeah, I watched the movie more than him, apparently. It was impossible to tell. You don't watch the credits? You don't give credit to the people and the actors after the movie?

I don't. I don't. Although there was an after-credits scene. DC is like borrowing that from Marvel. There was. There was. Didn't stay for it because I saw it on TikTok so I didn't need to. Ah, fair. And it was a very underwhelming one, too. It was just like one second and the Riddler is the main villain.

Spoilers? No, it's in the posters. And a bunch of random shit goes up and then there's a website that flashes for one second. I didn't go to it yet, so I don't know what it is. Oh, it's just porn. That'd be funny. If that's where you see Batman's dick,

it's like we released Bruce Wayne's. But yeah, no, I highly recommend give it 12 out of 12 bats. Oh, we bumped up in the matter of seconds. I mean, it's the same 100%. Oh, that's true. I'll give it 150 out of 152 bats. Now that's lowering it. That still feels, yeah, it is lowering it.

But it also feels like more. Like if someone said, oh, I rate you a 12 ducks out of 12 ducks, holy sorry sorry i want to make sure i didn't fall asleep for the podcast oh god look at this guy look at he's doing this is staying in i got so much so much alarms i have so much are you are you a multiple alarm guy or one alarm man uh no more than three alarms so are you saying no more than three alarms or no more than three snoozes no they're very different no three three alarms so i i got like a 8 50 9 9 15 i have uh like nine o'clock until

1 p.m every 30 minutes as you're afraid you'll sleep in case i fall asleep and then and then once i'm once i'm officially feet on the floor awake i typically take get rid of them all see That's such an extra step, right? Because the whole point is that if I'm in my bed past 9 a.m. and I could snooze all day. I'll snooze to fall right back to sleep. I have no problem with that. Danny's a snoozer.

And so I need the alarms to consistently hammer me. Bend you over and hammer me. Bend you over and hammer me and say, wake up. Wake up, bitch. And so that's what I do. Yeah, you know, just in case you're nodding off at, you know, a spry early 12.30 p.m. sometimes it happens there's another alarm

I mean I went to like an 1140 showing of the Batman that movie's like three hours long that's way too long I went to bed at like three o'clock

no movie should be that long later than that oh because you were excited I mean no I was just oh alright well I guess the movie

was nine out of ten bats no it's still ten out of ten bats you don't have to be excited after every movie I don't know I feel like you like Batman I can see you getting

a little bat boner I love I mean I love Batman I was very excited during the whole movie But afterwards, you know, I try to I try to I try to dull my reactions to movies because after I see every single movie, I say, oh, it's the greatest movie of all time. You got beer movies. Yeah.

I mean, I so so I usually only give my review like the full 24 hours. So I'm cheating a little bit, but it was so good that I'm able to give it. But yeah, I mean, I've I've literally come out of like, you know, Transformers, like Fred Claus. So I was like, that's simply the greatest movie. Red Claws is a very good Christmas movie. It's not good. I mean, it's a good Christmas movie. I mean, you could really make a good case.

A lawyer could make a fantastic case that it's actually a bad Christmas movie. Bad Christmas movie. Yeah, I mean. It definitely has the spirit of Christmas. Almost any movie with Vince Vaughn, you could say, that is a bad movie. Oh, Dodgeball? That's a good point. That's a good one.

Man, I would like to be the defense lawyer on Vince Vaughn's case. Dodgeball is really good. as well as good, man. There's just something about Vince. Wedding Crashers? I mean, I guess that's part of his appeal, but there's something about Vince Vaughn's face that's, like, so punchable.

Yeah, I was about to agree with you. Yeah. Also, if you see him at a bar, you could tell he's, like, just, God, I'll flick his throat. I'm just like, stop talking to me. Like, you know. What does that statement imply?

What does that statement mean? If I see him at a bar, it's, God, I'll flick his throat. What does that mean? You could tell he's the guy that, you know, it's like, we're enjoying ourselves at this table, but we hear him, you know?

Like, we hear him. See, I just totally disagree. I think Vince Vaughn would be very quiet. Oh, no, I disagree. You have to separate the screen actor from the person. Vince Vaughn seems like a very mute person. Well, I don't know him personally. Well, maybe you should start looking it up.

You know what? You're right. I'll call him. Everybody knows Vince Vaughn is notoriously a quiet man. Everybody knows this. Of course. This is common knowledge upon everyone's minds. You seem to be the biggest fucking Vince Vaughn fan in the world.

You should know this. Because I said Dodgeball was a pretty good movie. I mean, how do you not know these things? You know what? It's my fault. It's my fault. I should go get a beer with him one time. Yeah.

Or I'll join you two on your fucking double date, I guess. Who said it was a double date? Just a single date. I'll join you two on... I've been dating him. I'll join you two on your date. Yeah. I guess so.

My aunt had a kid. So I guess my aunt and my uncle had a kid. Bad choice. Bad time in the world. Yeah. Bringing the child into this world. Put it back. I don't think she ate the placenta.

I didn't think so either. That's a thing. I mean, I know it's a thing, but you said it like I assumed that she did. Oh, so I didn't mean to let you down. She did not eat the placenta. I feel like that's the weirdest thing. Also, is that her placenta or the baby's placenta? Her placenta, obviously.

Why is it not the baby's placenta? Because that's not how these things work. You know, sometimes the dad eats the placenta, or they share it like a meal for the family. I'd do it 100%. Really? Undoubtedly. Oh, man, I don't know.

It might be some convincing. You should put it in pills. Put it in pills? Yeah, but I feel like that's cheating. In what way? It gives you all the same health benefits. Yeah, but you don't get the taste. I don't know why the dad would eat it.

Really, she is supposed to eat it because it contains, I don't know, some nutrients that she has now shed through the process of birth. I mean, I still think taking it in a pill, I want to double-side char it on a grill and then eat it. That's the real trying it. Putting it in a pill and you don't even get the taste, not even the flavor on your tongue.

I think that's the whole point, to say you don't want to eat it, really. Man, I don't know. Have you ever seen a video of live human birth? Yeah, one time. One time? Yeah. In a health class? No.

They showed it to us in my health class I went to the same school so I don't know what you're doing I probably missed that day, I didn't go to school much If they said If they said A TV's coming in, missing it When my brothers were born In the hospital, so like the real one

Not even the censored one, they bring in the Okay so this is what the Not to do with a child And they show you like Don't shake it, don't do this And the video, you'll show A child dying yeah it's like like the like the oh the not good like like did they like fear tactics in the

hospital like don't shake your kid this will happen very not good very scary yeah i'm struggling to recall why we had no no i'm struggling to recall why but i'm i i think i've seen a video of it like 10 times the birth or a child dying oh no stop bringing in your weird child death i'm talking I'm talking about live childbirths. I think I've seen probably like 10 of them. You've seen 10 different childbirths? Yeah. I get it.

I can't recall why that happened. One was in health class. One was just like a – it was one of those like – like it was a fake news article someone sent to me. It was like, oh, my God. San Francisco had a large earthquake. And then I click it, and it's just boom, live childbirth. Okay. So it caught you.

It caught you slipping. And the other eight are up for interpretation. How do you lose track of eight more childbirths? Oh, one of them was playing Reddit 50-50, where there's two links, and you pick one. One is like a bushel of puppies, and one is a live childbirth. So you were duped. Or like one is a kid frolicking through the flowers, and one is an ISIS beheading video. Now, why are either of those two desirable?

well it's not i mean it's really just like can you pick the good one oh good good good and some of them are cool some of them are cooler videos like oh wow this is the only you know like triple 180 uh yo-yo flip that's ever been done right you were duped so many times so that would be that's that's that's three there's there's seven seven more that's that's your life now that's like a you click a link and you see a child like fuck not again like that's like a oh danny i mean i didn't i'm not particularly you know appalled by it i think it's you know the miracle of life i mean that's both those things can be true and not true at the same time you know i mean it's not it's not the most aesthetically pleasing no no it's not it it does look a little

tight alieness yeah it looks like a little it's not a word alieness alieness that's a word for sure it looks a little alieness one of my friends i was just with told me a story like there he was playing video games and his girlfriend like one of his friends friends had a kid and his girlfriend was trying to show him the picture and then the like so she showed him and he goes ah looks like a newborn and she flipped out on him like oh how do you not say it's cute yada yada yada i'll be honest newborns don't look cute oh my god they look absolutely feral creatures disgusting it looks like you picked it up out of the the woods and it's and you're just left there i i don't interact they're purple i don't i don't interact with any child that is not at least one and a half

that's that's good that's a rule that's because because i'm glad you're around so many of those no because you know i mean yeah if you have cousins and things and that you know they say oh, look at this baby. I don't say anything, especially in person, because I can't. I'm not a good liar when it comes to things like that. There's a reaction on my face that tells a thousand words. I was going to say, what are you lying about? You're saying that.

Oh, I mean, every baby is putrid. Also, why are you not supposed to show a baby its own reflection? What the fuck is that about? I mean, for God's sakes, the baby's going to have, you know, a hundred years of, you know, crippling self-doubt. Can you please just let it not see itself in its worst state? Oh, that's the thing? You say it stays in there forever?

It's like, oh, I look like— You're making it conscious of itself. Yeah, you're ruining its self-esteem at year zero. Let's let it, you know, figure out if it's going to make it, you know? Okay. What? Let it breathe for a little bit. Yes, that's why they slap it.

Yeah, well, that's a scary... Dude. Because that's why. They slap it because then they go... And when you yell, you cry. Every part of... I mean, no. When you yell, you breathe.

When you cry, you... Actually, I would argue when you cry, you don't breathe. You ever see one of those really ugly cries? Yeah, but that's a breathe. That's a half breathe, at least. This person has just been inside an embryonic sack. A cocoon. A flesh cocoon.

and so so so it needs to breathe okay so so we got three of them down right one of them definitely i just searched it once yeah after watching you know i was like oh you know what what what else could happen oh what does that mean well because because one of them one of them was up oh i i know this is all coming back to me you know the other seven one no we'll figure it out we'll go through it one of them number number four was was was i heard about i heard about a water birth And I said, what on God's earth is a water birth? And I was like, how is – and so I didn't mean to watch the actual video. Right.

But, you know. It popped up. One thing, one Google page leads to another, and it's – you're completely submerged in water. Yeah, that's like the mom's a little submarine. And I think it like – I think it's, you know, like – Yeah. You ever see like a, you like put a glass of water under like a pool and there's like air in there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think once the air, once the water gets in, it like has a reverse vacuum effect and it pulls out the baby. There's a midwife. But yeah. There's a midwife. And it just shoots it right into the water. Yeah.

And now, so I guess technically the baby was- And now, first, that's how Michael Phelps was born. Wait, that's definitely how Michael Phelps was born. Wait, wait a second. so first challenge swim does yeah sink or swim bitch or immediately is the okay this might be a stupid question how is the baby breathing in there i don't think it does so so my next question my follow-up question your umbilical cord it gets everything if i'm correct i don't know i have no idea even oxygen no either way so yeah i don't think it needs to breathe so now you pop it out

and now it's exposed to the air does it still not like how long does it not have to breathe As soon as... I think it's the umbilical cord. As soon as you cut that... So we have to take the baby out of the... The midwife has to take the baby out of the tub, then cut the umbilical cord, or else you're suffocating...

You're drowning it. Is what I'm saying. I mean, it's underwater. Of course you're drowning it. But it can breathe, because it was breathing in there. That's true. So now...

It's like a belly button snorkel. Yeah, it's like a little lifeline. Like a little... Literally a submarine. Like how the old pirates used to drop a bell so they could breathe. I mean, considering the hours of tapes I've viewed, I really don't know anything.

I don't know anything about this. All right, let's think of number five. Okay. I picture, like, did any of our friends go, ha-ha, look at this, and just show a split open vush and a baby head sticking out? Yeah, perhaps. Maybe that's what it was.

You know, five more times? You know, fucking friends are gross. I'm sure one of our friends was like, look at this. This baby just tore right through, you know? Oh, definitely. and you know i mean remember the the best joke that anyone could possibly make was just putting uh finding someone's phone unlocking it putting porn at max volume and closing it so

the next time they open it it'll just be oh oh my god i was so yeah i got an i got an ipod touch and i was like and i didn't i didn't even viewed porn at this point not yet because i thought that it was i thought it was gonna give me i thought i thought it was gonna give me a bunch of viruses that's fair and the first day i got it i was at a sleepover and i was like look at this new cool toy the ipod yeah and touch oh sorry and uh because no there's a point because it has a the ipod didn't have an internet browser ipod touch did oh i see and you know my friends just so much porn this was like pages of porn yeah really and then a childbirth and i was like oh my god my parents are gonna find out did they no how would they find out i don't know i didn't know

how technology works i thought they got like a summarized you know invoice of what every every single thing i did honestly me too i thought that like when the phone bill comes every single thing i've google search will pop up there it's like why is big titted men yeah like what so yeah that's that that's probably number five and the other five are a mystery i don't know call scooby-doo i don't know what a case yeah truly a case i don't remember the last time you want to watch one now you want to make an 11th i'm good 10 is good 10 is 10 is good oh dude you have many years left i think there's gonna be how many i mean how many more could i possibly and you know nowadays i i'm i you know it's not gonna give it's not gonna give the reaction that you want to give

you know it's like i said i i'm first of all i'm numb and i also desensitized i'm desensitized and i and i i i like i said i'm not at this point i think it's you know beautiful i mean it could still be beautiful all of them oh I saw one in the human centipede oh jeez or horror movie in cinema in cinema

I saw that childbirth too at six what happens right after that very disgusting oh of course oh that's seven that's the other one in the Serbian in the Serbian film oh yeah don't watch that movie don't watch either honestly yeah

I mean human centipede if you like horror Or, you know, if you're like, don't watch this or be in film. Like, truly don't watch it. It's a heinous, disgusting movie. Yeah, don't watch that. Gore porn. It's disgusting. Yeah, actually.

So that's seven. We're really getting to the bottom of this. I'm trying to think what other movies that had childbirth that you can see. No, the other ones weren't movies. They were real deal. What about, I mean, you also saw one with a woman, because I saw it too, birthing a basketball. That's fake. I know, but it looks so damn close.

yeah there's there's a picture there's a picture there's a picture of a woman with a basketball yeah in her yeah yeah yeah and our friend would send that to us every day every day to ruin it to ruin our day not 9 a.m 9 a.m he had his then for a while he just sent he just sent us a picture of his balls with lettuce on them yeah i don't even know what the the catchphrase was but i'm sure it was something uncreative yeah ball lettuce ball lettuce that's that's like that's almost so uncreative that it's funny yeah ball lettuce ball lettuce ball lettuce anyway so the other three are mystery yeah comment down below what what do you think they are yeah what about um uh your own like have you ever seen a child like what like child like childhood uh home videos of my birth i'm

sure there's people that have seen a video of themselves being birthed no but i have trippy i have a bunch of childhood videos my all mine are pretty much when i was a super super baby and, like, Disney. My parents, my family, might as well have been a film crew for Disney. They just, everyone had a camera. No, my mom was a big camera person.

She's like, what are we doing? Hey, playing with toys. Yeah, there's a lot of, there's, like, a bunch of footage of me. I have it all. We got it all digitized.

So, Paddy's Day coming up, we got any plans for Paddy's Day? No. I mean, the plan is to, like, go out for the first time on St. Patrick's Day in two years.

Damn. Any weekend St. Patrick's Day is the best St. Patrick's Day. True. because the fucking government hasn't made it a national holiday yet. Who gives a shit about Columbus? Huh. Yeah, a lot of people don't like Columbus.

Yeah. Everyone loves Patty. People have their tits in a flurry because of Columbus. Who discovered what? And I get it. He's a fucking idiot. He discovered the wrong place and then murdered everybody there. Bad guy.

St. Patrick. I mean, who gives a shit about him? Just celebrate the Irish. Who gives a shit about St. Patrick? And celebrate the tried and true American pastime of drinking until you can't remember anything. Isn't that arguably the Irish pastime? Ireland pastime? I mean, you know, we got some fucking drinkers here in America.

We got some drinking legs. You know, supposedly, St. Patrick's Day, now it is because they've seen us. But supposedly, like, St. Patrick's Day really isn't even that big of a deal in Ireland. Every day is the same in Ireland. And now it's become like an Irish tourism thing. So there's a parade and people get drunk and a bunch of Americans go. Yeah, imagine being a country and someone. That was my leprechaun impression.

Yeah, that was terrible. Really? I think it was pretty good. You need definitely a little higher pitch. I'm going to steal your gold. That one was much better. I'll show you the end of my rainbow. Okay.

I'll show you me pot of gold. Yeah. I would love to meet a leprechaun. one you know i i one of my fondest memories as a child was um you know uh my parents i we we we went out for saint patrick's day and you know i'm an only child and so my parents just brought me with them you know to the bar he's not gonna this little shit's not gonna ruin our time and then we were coming home on the bus and i saw a leprechaun and i was like oh my god it's a leprechaun and it was it was it was so it was so incredible and the next day was actually st

patrick's day and you know i was making pancakes with my mom because that's what you do on st patrick's day yeah and she she so the pancakes are done she reveals them and they're green and it was shocking to me and i was and i you know as a child i was i was like it this must have been the leprechaun okay it simply must have been okay and i was i was such a fond memory i loved it great great great times and now i started to look back on that story and that was just like some drunk asshole like on the bus like hey kid i'm a leprechaun oh i thought you were gonna i thought it was just some like little person or something and like no no no they were dressed as a leprechaun oh okay okay okay okay but i mean it was because it wasn't saint patty's day

but it was you know the it was the saturday of saint patrick's day on an mta bus at god knows what time that guy was definitely like yeah i'm a leprechaun what a what a childhood wonder thing it's just some drunk weirdo and i also now know that obviously when i wasn't looking the green food coloring was added to die you don't know that for sure to be fair to be fair i don't know any of this for sure it could have been a real leprechaun yeah yeah yeah it could have so you're So you're saying it's less impossible that my pancakes magically turned green than it is for me to see a leprechaun? Yeah. I think those are on the same page.

They're definitely in the same book. I don't know if they're on the same page. But that's what I love because we always did green pancakes because some people do green eggs and ham. Disgusting. I don't know if you know this, but green eggs and ham looks like a disaster. It looks like the appetizer from Spongebob. Run! It's heinous.

Yeah. How do you even make green eggs? Just green food coloring. But what about the yolk? It's yellow. Wouldn't it make... No. No?

The food coloring overpowers it? Yeah. Well, what does yellow and green make? Does it make a color? Brown? Not really. Oh, all right. I mean, it does, but...

So I would think you have to put, like... It kind of just makes, like, a more disgusting version of the two of them. Either way, don't want it in food. Green pancakes, though, must look sick. Oh, they're awesome. I wouldn't want a blue waffle, though. Yeah, me neither. Maybe I would.

No, but green pancakes, they're great. Love them. That's very nice. Believe in the magic. That's very nice. I guess technically we'll have this conversation too soon, but my most feared holiday, Easter, because of that goddamn rabbit, But my dad, I caught him hiding Easter eggs.

Oh. Which is, you know, for a kid, essentially a domino effect of sadness. Oh, yeah. I did that, too. That happened to me, too. Straight up dominoes. Yeah. It's like, oh.

And then they were like, all right, go look for it. And I just went right where he just put it, took it, and I went, you fucking liar. Liar. And I threw it at him. Yeah. And then Santa's not real, so. Yeah. Just the dominoes of fairies.

Well, you know, the jury's out on that one. But I think all these holidays are great. You've got to believe a little bit. You've got to have some child left in you, you know? Yeah. You've got to – because without – if you just say, like, oh, it's all fake and Christmas is created so that – Big Macy's.

Big Macy's and Easter eggs, oh, it's just for the peep industry. Peep suck, by the way. Peeps suck, but I tell you what, they're so bad that they had to make a whole holiday to stay in business, and they did. And the jelly beans, big jelly beans keeping Easter alive. You know, if you do that, then you just lose the magic of life. You know, just fucking, just live a little. Just pet a leopard. Just live a little.

Say, oh, wow, there's a weird, you know, human-sized rabbit that breaks into my home and hides eggs everywhere. Stop, stop, stop. That's fun. Stop. That's fun. Jesus. You know, there's a little leprechaun who is, you know, in folklore is a thief. Evil.

Evil creature. Magical evil creature. But, you know, he comes around, he sprinkles things, and then, you know, my dad gets drunk. It's a fun night. It's the magic of holidays. The magic of holidays. The magic of giving. Yeah.

Magic of experience. Magic of friendship. And now that's what I do. Now, I mean, you know, obviously I don't believe in leprechauns. But I say, oh, you know, it's this, that, and then I get drunk. Leprechauns, they spread the gold, they do this, they do that. And then I get drunk. And the rainbow, and then I get drunk.

And then I get drunk. It's a fun holiday. Same thing with, oh, it was most recently Fat Tuesday. Mardi Gras? Mardi Gras. Beads, man. Beads. I've always wanted to go to New Orleans Mardi Gras.

Dude, if I was a chick, I would have so many beads. Oh, I'm having beads regardless. I'm showing some ass. I would do a three-for-one special. One is my boobs for one pair of beads, and three, I'll flash whatever you want. Yeah, I'll flash whatever to get those beads. I will be Mount Beads. No, I'm getting them.

I really want to go to New Orleans to do the beads. That's a lot of people, yeah. You see, again, it's like sometimes the reason there's a lot of people somewhere is because that thing is the best thing. Oh, man. Because a lot of Sometimes for sure A lot of people don't show up to bad events That's just how it works

That's how it works Not by choice And there are some good events That no one shows up to And those are the diamonds in the rough But you'll never know If you tuck away In your fucking Hobbit editing hole up there

You gotta You gotta live and accept that sometimes it's gonna suck. Always. See, this is why we can't have nice things. This is why we can't have nice things.

I have to find new friends because I want to live life and I can't be bogged down by your chain of beads. By your beads and your sadness. You've lost, you're the person I'm talking about. You've lost the sparkle. I've lost the sparkle.

Get back the sparkle. I need to find my leprechaun. Just believe. Believe, yeah. Believe in maybe this will be the best day ever. That's all that's – Every time I go out, I say maybe this will be the best day ever. That's honestly very – it makes sense why you're always disappointed.

I'm not always disappointed. I'm actually very rarely disappointed. Even when I'm in a place that sucks, I'm like... This is the best day. Who knows? Maybe something can happen. Maybe we'll meet... Leonardo DiCaprio.

Maybe we'll meet Leonardo DiCaprio, and then we'll go to his after party. It could be the best night of our lives. It's true. At any point, some celebrity could walk in and save you from a bad night. True. At any point, Kenny G can come and fucking saxophone me away. Yeah, that'd be a great night. Maybe the best night of my life.

Kenny G would be my leprechaun. So that's what I say to you, audience. I think that's a good way to end it, too. Believe every day. Every day you go out, believe it could be the best day of your life. Find your leprechaun. Find your leprechaun. Where do they find you, Danny?

You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. Hit 1,000 followers. Thank you, by the way. I'm sure it's all of you guys, unless it's those bots that I purchased. Yeah, those millions and millions of bots. Yeah. You can find me at AntPrisco. Can't forget to follow.

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