Picky Boys Podcast - The Best Picky Boys Moments Of 2023! - Picky Boys Podcast #305

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

On today's episode, Danny, JT, & Antonio discuss their favorite moments from the past year of Picky Boys videos! There are a lot of clips from those videos that might not make sense if you're just listening to the audio, so go check out this podcast on YouTube to see them and links for all of the boy's favorite moments! Happy New Year Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/  

Can you punish someone innocent to punish someone who's guilty? Oh, JT, these moral questions. Out of all the facts I've said this year, what percent were true? Oh. Well, I mean, listen, if the balls did not droop, then your husband's got small balls. What can I tell you? If the balls ain't a drooping.

Newsflash lady. Newsflash lady. At 5,000 patrons, Danny's going to climb into a bear cave. Why did we lower this? all right hungover dan bring us in okay here we go welcome back everybody hey 2023 picky boys recap we're doing the best moments that we thought of the year this past year and uh danny forgot his phone so we'll see if he remembers the things that he wanted to put on i'm fucking hung like a horse danny is hung like a horse danny woke up like like no i i literally woke up and i i just

rolled out of bed and went right to my car, I needed a bacon, egg, and cheese to potentially survive. Danny, you do that every morning. I do not. What is the difference? The first bacon, egg, and cheese I bought in a week. Impossible. Is it?

Write in the comments first what your favorite moments were from the year and see if we match shit up. Fair enough? Give us your first one. Me? My first one, I had to look and check if it was even this year.

That's crazy. It's been a fucking long-ass year. My first one is Danny Unicycles. This is saying if you cannot get your seat short enough, which I don't think it is, that you shorten it with a pipe cutter. What? Oh! Yeah.

That's this year? Fantastic video. That can't be this year. I have that. That's this year. I have that. I have Danny Unicycles. You stole it from him.

I have Danny Unicycles. Danny Unicycles, it's a fantastic video. So, I mean, just I don't know what aligned that there were so many coins in my pocket. Oh, my God. That kind of so comedically fell out when I fell. It was just perfect. You couldn't have scripted it better. I'm going to try to get Jason all the clips so he could splice them all in.

But Danny Coinsgate was a fantastic moment. If you watch the Danny Unicycles moment, when Danny falls, cartoonily, I don't know if that's a word, a bunch of sonic rings fall out of his pocket like he just died he took damage yeah like he died in a video game and people thought that it was so funny and couldn't have possibly been real that i cj cji'd cgi'd the coins in that the coins were after effects they were not no it was a fantastic video and so fantastic that it even drew some comments from you know well-regarded people in the space i'm not doing like tommy unicycles i'm not doing this listen i guess and for the For the new people that have no idea what we're talking about, Danny, for years, pretended that he could ride a unicycle until the Patreon sent us one.

And then we made a video of him still pretending to try to ride it. And it ended how everyone expected. Yeah, another good moment from that is when you're like, it says here we have to cut the unicycle. And then it just cuts to you guys sawing a unicycle in half. You could tell he's never even put together a unicycle. I wouldn't expect that. I also like when you go, I'm afraid it's going to go through and puncture the tire.

And then you go, don't worry about it. And then the next shot, it's just boom. Good video. Give it a watch and then come back and tell me you love me. Oh, okay. I have the playing categories with an electric potato. Stop putting it on. Stop putting it on your dick, man.

Why are you trying to shock your dick? Oh, I love that video. I have playing categories on electric potato. So, you know how we shock, we spice it up, we shock. We had a hot potato that makes noise, and at a certain amount of time, it just starts shocking. And Danny had a rough go of that video. Rough go of that game.

I'm not good under pressure. No, not even close, actually. But we did more on Patreon, and it just didn't get any better. I have that for my Patreon one. You do? No, it's all right. It's for the Patreon video.

I have Danny trying to eat 100 White Castle burgers. Oh, I have that too. Throwing up White Castle burger mush all over his White Castle burgers, proceeding to eat another burger, followed quickly by him throwing up again. Every bite is really, really hard right now. Every bite I take.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, stop, stop, stop, stop. Your body's gonna reject that. I don't think... That's a good one. That's a good one. It's the very end of the video. It's a great video in general, but the very end is throw up, burger, throw up again. That was probably one of the most disgusting ones.

Because, you know, there's the eggnog. I don't have the eggnog on here. The eggnog's really close with those types of videos. But that one, there was something just extra gross about it. I think it was the smell of the burgers because eggnog, it's vanilla-y. Those burgers were horrid. It's also the consistency, you know? It's like I'll take throwing up eggnog any day of the week over throwing up something mushy.

Yeah, for sure. Liquids over salads. Are you okay? Are you going to sneeze? Oh, you're thinking about it? It's kind of making me want to throw up. Oh, that's true. He's really hungover.

I don't know bringing that up. My next one is pizza. Us trying to steal Dave Portnoy's money. I have that as well. We went to the pizza fest. I was slandered on the front page of New York Magazine. That was rude. I mean, listen.

They say no press is bad press. They do say that. No press is bad press. They say all press is good press. But it's the same thing. Oh, no publicity is bad publicity? That's right. Because no press means there's no press.

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can't, like, that would be bad press. It doesn't exist. You're putting a comma in between. It's like, no press is good press. No. The point is that when you're on the cover, you got to flaunt it, even if I'm the poster

boy for Dave Portnoy's Sausage Fest. Yeah, that's true. Good title for the article. Good title for the article. I also like the style of that video. We tried to branch out a little bit, and I thought it worked well. Absolutely. Not one pizzeria answered us until JT started picking up the phone.

I know, so that was wild. I have the don't laugh challenge. You laugh, you drink with Gabby, Chaz, Danny, and Antonio. If you're going to laugh after every sentence, we can't uncall timeout. Bring it back. Let me catch up to you What are you doing? That was a good one

We had a little audience that were also laughing And Gabby didn't understand The rules The entire time Didn't matter the entire time Also I could write a list of all these And we could probably link them if you want to watch them We can link them in the description

That one was tough It was whoever laughs has to take a shot and first team to 10 shots loses. If your partner laughs, you both drink. It was rough. It was rough because we're not really good at holding in laughs.

It was the people in the background, the audience, hearing them snicker and giggle. It was tough. It's one of those things where when you can't laugh, everything becomes so much more funnier than it should be. So funny. It's such a weird thing of the human mind.

because that really fucking comes back to bite you sometimes. I know. You're not supposed to laugh and you can't help it. And then you're out of wake and then you start laughing and then everybody gets upset. I don't know if that's the same. It's pretty much the same principle at least. Do you think of a comedian who's just okay,

went up on stage and said, all right, this whole show, the goal is for you guys to not laugh. Do you think he would get more laughs? Do you think it's worth a shot? If his material was so bad that it's good, too, then yes. He's just telling the worst jokes ever, and it's kind of funny. I think if you told everybody, I'll give you $10 if you can sit through this and not laugh,

and there was some kind of laugh checker, I think that would work. No, once you put money on it, I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. Once you put money on it, I'm not laughing. It's got to be just social pressure. Yeah, social pressure is enough, because you want the barrier to be broken. Now once you put money on it, I'll put $1,000 to each person if you don't laugh. No one's laughing.

I think I'd laugh. Laughing, when you think about it, it's really not something you choose to do. It kind of is. It kind of isn't. It really isn't, especially if you get a good joke in there. It's just a reaction. I get what you're saying. If someone said, Danny, you will win $1,000 if you go watch this whole 30-minute set and not laugh.

I'd fucking tee-hee right in their face. This is ridiculous. For a second of the special. I try. I try. But I know myself. That's good. I'm glad.

Everyone should know themselves a little bit more. JT? I have episode 295, Danny explaining how he rides a bicycle. Yeah, that was mine. That was mine too. That's a good one. Dude, how do you sit on a bike? I just sit.

The bones of your ass, like your whatever those are called, they go on the widest seat of the bike and your balls if this was the front of the bike this is the back of the bike each one of your balls sits like this that clip kind of blew up on Instagram you got something on your lip I don't know what it is

but that needs to go away and I am very upset that nobody no professional bikers cyclists weighed in on this important conversation can we get a fucking stitch out here to save our lives we couldn't get any fitness or biking influencers for that clip,

but the owl clip, it was like fitness central. Every fitness influencer loves owls, I guess. I don't know what that was about. And I still stand by that statement that your testicles droop to either side, one on each side. There was some comment that said, I had my husband get on a bike naked,

and what was the result? I can't remember. No, no. I know the comment. Inconclusive? First of all, that comment had about 30 comments below it of a woman going, how did it go? Tell us, please.

Send pics. Send pics. Well, I mean, listen. If the balls did not droop, then your husband's got small balls. What can I tell you? If the balls ain't a drooping. Newsflash lady. Newsflash lady.

This might be a little bit. What are we doing here? Oh, you just said it was yours. No, of course I have one extra one, you fucking dopey dope. Rope-a-dope dope. Those glasses actually look good on you. Yeah, thanks. No, I'm fucking kidding.

Do you remember your first blowjob? You don't fucking have anything. Do you remember your first blowjob? Oh, did you drag on it? Fucking. You don't remember your first blowjob? I do. How long did it take for the guy to come up?

That's it. You're going to set him up with it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's worth high-fiving. No, my third one is puppets. Fuck. I truly think that is the pinnacle of our year. It executed so well.

They look exactly like us. it was just great you know when you see an idea come to fruition it was everything I could have ever wanted and more I've always wanted puppets like that I knew eventually I knew eventually when we first started this

that we will have puppets I didn't know when but the opportunity I guess just presented itself and now we have them forever I'm not fixing any of them so those are the ones we got like neutering them saying just in case like if danny's puppet arm falls off that's

danny's armless that's that's how it's off his arm in real life then yeah match that's the only way to fix it yeah well i i like that just the whole episode every episode with the puppet that's my favorite all right this might be cheating but i have the fact that we filmed patreon goal 200 300 400 and 500 this year the registration i can't where i don't even where even is it where's oh my god i have a you know a group of friends group of people that do this with me i want to know if any of them's you know like shady gonna betray me or something oh that's that's a question like that question okay that's an important card because i'm gonna go beat them up or something

Oh, no. Wait till I leave. Oh, God. Oh, my God. That's terrible. Very nervous. My car just got declined because they thought it was fraud. Yeah, I mean, it's not every day that you just get up and go to Atlantic City.

That's kind of crazy. Also, if you want to see those, patreon.com slash pickyboys. I think tomorrow, right? This comes out the 31st. Tomorrow, the goal video 500 drops. So get in there right now. pickyboys.com slash patreon. It's a doozy.

It's definitely a doozy. And then... Talk about growth. Talk about growth. True. 200, 300, 400, 500. Four Patreon goals. That's wild.

Yeah. No? We got more to come. Unbelievable. That's wild. There's actually one coming out tomorrow, Red or Black. Danny's lagging behind a little bit. He's going to drive the plane home.

Danny's lagging behind a little bit. But isn't that wild? No? Yeah, that is crazy. So we have Martin learning how to drive. We have the fortune teller. We have the birth simulator. The boys wear a pregnancy belly for a week,

and then we give birth at the end. And $5,000 on Red or Black. That's wild. How many goal videos do you think we're going to film next year? Hopefully. I mean, I'd hope even more. I hope like five or six. So we filmed four this year.

Yeah, so five or six. Six would be nice. Filming six next year? A thousand patrons? Damn. We got tattoos then. Not as nice. These ones are not as nice.

I mean, listen, I understand we made the goals together, but almost every single one involves me doing something that I don't want to do. All his ideas. They were all his ideas. No, no. So we have picky moms coming on soon. Soon our moms are coming on after the ice bath. Yeah, my mom is petrified.

Really? Yes. That's going to be so funny. Yeah, the rest are really rewarding for the audience to watch, I think, because Danny gets shot at with— I'm really nervous about the hockey one. Yeah, Danny gets shot at from a professional hockey player with hockey pucks or something? Yeah. All right.

I'm very nervous about that one. I barely know how to ice skate. First of all, where am I going to get pads? Let's hope they provide it. If not, we'll just put some pillows. Yeah, we'll do a makeshift situation. MacGyver it? We will not be doing a makeshift situation.

We'll just put a couch cushion on your chest. It should be fine. I heard hockey pucks fucking hurt. I think you're going to see the guy shooting at the goal, and you're not going to get in the ice rink. I mean, I simply have to. Simply have to, he says, everybody. JT, you have any more, or is that your three?

That's my two, yeah. All right, I got a couple more. If you want me to rattle them off, tell me what you think. I have spicy incoherent. Do you remember that? Yes. That was when we got a fresh bag of cheese balls, and we were used to the stale ones.

and I was drooling from the mouth trying to get Danny to I think it was spicy and coherent too as in not safe for work also so it was just us that was this year that was 10 months ago to be exact looking back at the videos this year

it is crazy looking at anything in January feels like 2 years ago also because it's so many especially on Patreon patreon.com slash pickyboys double plug we did the 31 days of October and 12 Days of Christmas.

That's like almost 50 videos in two months. What are we doing out here? We spoil it. We spoil you guys, you cuties. Oh, I have the Great Blind Water Tatsay Test. Oh, yes, the Water Tatsay Test. The Water Tatsay Test. Water Taste Test, Danny misspelt taste in the thumbnail.

That should probably be an honorable mention too. I don't think we could possibly clip together all the times Danny's misspelt something. I think it would be actually an immeasurable job. Martin Drinking Milk is a good one as well. Martin Drinking Milk is really good. Danny thought he was about to drink a nice gulp of Voss water. Big, big shot of tequila.

That was cruel and unusual. I think that was one of our first couple million view clip too, eight months ago. True. And the last one I have here, I'm sure there's a bunch of honorable mentions. I want to see all your comments too. Oh, no, I have two more.

Sorry. So technically we didn't start Would You Rather in this year. It was a little bit before. But I have Would You Rather Part 2 on here with 8K views for a podcast, and that really started it as a series to me because now it's part two, and then there's part three, part four, part five.

Are we up to part nine this year? Yeah, maybe 10. But yeah, Would You Rathers. I think that was a big, big, fun little thing we did. And then the last one is... I like the Would You Rather too, the one with the button. Press the button.

Press the button if, which is Would You Rather kind of, basically. Yeah, some version of Would You Rathers. But then that came out, And, you know, we usually put out a Would You Rather every month. That came out and everyone was like, oh, is there going to be Would You Rather this month? You know, we got a cute little series. And then the last one I have here is the grossest game of Plinko ever.

I have Danny eating the raw chicken heart in that video, which was one of the funniest punishments I think I've witnessed in person. Oh, dude. That was terrible. Yeah, I mean, just poison us next time. those are not suitable for human consumption. Danny, I know you're hungover. Sheer panic.

I would have. I mean, if I just saw one, I think I might have vomited. I need to like vomit and shit and piss. We have apple cider vinegar over there if you want to vomit immediately. Yeah, you want to take a shot of that? I don't.

Just think about how it would taste. I do not. Just think about how it would taste. And that's, yeah, that's all I got. His nose is going to, like, start bleeding from all the just what's going on in his head. Like I'm 11. Yeah. Like I'm 11.

Exactly like you're 11. Except without any of the cool parts. Just a hungover man. Just a hungover man. Actually, some could argue in every way, shape, and form the exact opposite of 11. I like waffles. Yeah, every single way. He does like waffles.

He does like waffles. I do. Any other honorable mentions? Try that one again. I want to hear JT's third. I have the Patreon ones, which honestly, in my head, the top three Patreon moments were even funnier, I think. Oh, look at that guy.

Wow. Hot take. Hot take here. Oh, also, I guess recency bias, but the 18 Christmas presents, naughty or nice finale was pretty fun. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Not the best moment for me in that video, but that was fun.

I'm surprised you didn't say the... Because I left these out intentionally, because usually you cheat and just take the most popular ones. I'm surprised you didn't say The Basement Yard Gets Drunk, episode 300. I don't usually do that. This is the first time we've done this. Oh, that's not true. That's not true.

Best Moments? Best Moments? Not the first time we've done Best Moments. We did one other thing where it was like, oh, name your favorite three videos that we've ever done. And he was like, oh, the one with the most views is the one I like the most. He's cheating. Well, that's why it has the most views, because it's the best one.

He's a cheating bitch. He's cheating. I want to mention the Caveman Poetry with Joe Santababo. You know his name. He's too hungover to say. No, that's a very good one. Also, every Guess the Rotten Tomatoes score video is fucking abysmal. And then I just saw, because I'm scrolling through on Patreon,

we did the uncut one an hour and a half. Jesus Christ. What are we saying? JT had to stand for two hours. Those are my favorite. I think in the new year, we're going to do more of those. Maybe even switch it up a little bit. What's that?

Should I get a white one? Should I get a white one? I'm surprised we didn't do a Christmas movie one. Yeah, I know. It was just not enough time in the... Also... I think one... I'm making it happen.

Speaking into existence right now, video game IGN ratings. We have to. We have to do that. You got to do it. Video game IGN ratings. You got to do it. What if we just do video games, but it's just my made-up rating of what I think of the game? That was...

I like that. We can't do that. Let's do that. No, no. Actually, what we have to do... Oh, this one's a 10 because I love it. No, no. What we have to do before that is get you, Chaz, and Jason in the hot seat.

Let's do it. Because all they say is like, oh, you guys are so terrible at guessing. No, no. I don't say that. Jason says that. That guy. That guy back there. The next one, on Patreon, we're going to do that.

We'll get them in the hot seat, and we'll see how they like it. How about that? All right. And that seat is hot. And that seat is hot. And that's, I mean, I'm sure there's many more. I want to hear what everybody has to say, but I think Danny Mays, obviously. Oh, yes.

The return of Danny Mays. The Mays brothers. The Mays brothers, true. And then that's it. How are we looking? What do we want from 2024? I'm trying to bring big penile energy into 2024. Okay.

BP. You're going to do that? Yes. JT? Probably big ball energy. Big ball energy. As opposed to his big penis. So we got big peen, big balls.

So what do I have to bring then? A big, I don't know, asshole maybe? Why would that help? Why would that help? How about you bring your big pussy? You guys are a bunch of bad people. What do you want? What do you want for the new year?

I want Danny to take a shot of something right now. That's not the new year. You think it'll be awesome? Yeah. That's two against one. What if I sing Old Lang Syne instead? For all the quaintance be forgot. I've never heard the title or the song itself.

Yes, you have. It's the New Year's song. Everybody fucking knows this song. I've never heard it. What is it? It's called Old Lang Sy. Never heard of that, for sure. I guarantee you that.

Now, how does it go? For all the quaint hints before God. It's the New Year's song. You don't know the words, or is it supposed to hum? Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, for old Lang's eye. Never heard this. What the fuck? You've heard it.

Have you ever? I have not. Leave in the comments if you haven't heard it either. At my last New Year's party, I had girls underneath the table eating frozen grapes. You see that trend? No. You had girls? I didn't, like, force anybody.

I'm saying at the party there had happened. Were these girls, were they consenting to this act? Eat the grapes! No, no, no. Yeah, apparently that was to find true love in the year. You have to eat grapes under the table. I just called them names, and I said, no one's going to love you if you're eating grapes under a table.

Oh, you know what we should do in 2024? I saw a TikTok that said that a peeled strawberry will change your life forever. That's ridiculous. What does that even mean? None of this TikTok shit's true, like, ever. What does that mean? Well, you should watch this video.

The man is talking about it, sensually. And he's saying you peel a strawberry, I guess you cut off the seeds, and you put it in your mouth and it's just the greatest strawberry you'll ever eat. Bro, these TikTok people, they're all frauds, I'm telling you. You guys remember when we tried the TikTok trend

as vodka through a Brita filter and it tasted like, guess what, vodka? You guys remember that? Honorable mention, I like that video. That's true. That was a great video. But the point is that that trend's fake because everyone on TikTok tries it and goes,

oh my God, it's crazy. It didn't change fucking anything. Think about this. What is the worst part of a strawberry? Oh, those little fucking seeds. They're really, you don't notice them when you're eating. You don't. Bevo over here.

What the hell? That's chewing my food. Just swallowing it. I would, if I could not taste, I could tell what the strawberries in my mouth because of these fucking little seeds. I hate the seeds. I like strawberries. I hate them. I hate the seeds.

I like strawberries, and not only is it way too much work to peel each individual strawberry. That's fair. Number two, you're losing a lot of the strawberry when you do it, too. Yeah, strawberries are already too tiny. Oh, you got a perfect peel? You're going to get just the skin? Oh, excuse me, Mr. Perfect Peel? I mean, I'm not saying that, but this is obviously something that you do.

It's an opulence thing. You know, it's like, I don't know. That word is too big. Yeah, what is that? Come on. It's just like a thing. He doesn't know what it means. No, it's like you're wasting – I'm okay with wasting part of my strawberries because I got so many other fucking strawberries that I can peel them and disregard some of the fluff.

Some of us are living in this economy where fucking – we can't just be throwing out half our strawberries every time we eat them. His definition of opulence was correct, by the way. That was the most surprising part of 2023. The most surprising moment happened on the last day. Yeah. Out of all the facts I've said this year, what percent were true? I'm going to give you 65, honestly. Whoa.

I was going to give a generous 13. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Come on. A generous 13%. I still think he's right more than he's wrong. It's just like he's wrong so much that, you know. It gets swept away.

Yeah. No, my real answer was going to be like 47. a little less than half. And I think he's all right with that. I'll take that, but more over 13. But I'm over 500. That's what makes the Danny fact so scary is because you could be right, could be wrong.

Usually right. Don't start taking more points. Don't start taking extra points. All right. Dude, I have something that's been bothering me all week. You guys ready? Okay. If a Siamese twin commits a crime,

what do you do or let's say a murder if a Siamese twin commits a murder do you send them to jail and the other guy with it

with him I think you have to fucking you chop them and then jail one I don't think that'll work I think they both die

like if they're conjoined where are they conjoined this is a huge full on share organs so you can't cut them in half but each one controls half the body

and the one guy, the right guy, the guy on the right, was able to take a gun and pop someone. I think... The guy with the left tried to stop him even. Oh, tried to stop him. Oh, yeah, tried to stop him. Went like that.

What are you doing? Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. This is a great question. It's like, do you... Can you punish someone innocent to punish someone who's guilty? Oh, JT, these moral questions.

It would be the equivalent of like, let's say I knew one of you guys committed a murder. I wasn't sure who, but I knew for sure it was one of you. So I just threw you both in jail. It's kind of messed up. It is. I don't think you can do that.

Oh, no. But they also just can't be getting away with murder. They also can't get away with it. They also, I mean, they can't get away with it either. Otherwise, this guy's a supervillain. We can never put him in jail and then he can murder away. As long as he convinced his second head to be innocent, he's immune to the law. That's not right either, though.

I say you throw them both. Yeah? Toss them both. Sorry, head. you're already in a messed up situation that is an impossible situation I don't know what to do I really don't

I think there was never a case like that it has happened it wasn't murder but are you ready so Chang and Eng Bunker the twins that gave us the term Siamese twins

were caught in exactly this situation Chang was a bit of a drinker and got violent regularly and was once arrested for punching a guy. The judge eventually ruled that he couldn't jail the innocent so he let them both go. So they were immune. Wow, they're gonna pass. But, you know, for punching a guy

maybe it'd be different for murder. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I think that it might be the same. Can they get... If you drink, who gets drunk? Do you both get drunk? I think it depends if you share... Oh no, you definitely both get drunk. What if you do heroin?

I think if one head can't convince the other head to not do heroin, then they're both doing heroin, it seems. Yeah, that's weird how they said he's a drinker, because if he's a drinker, you're a drinker, too. Yeah. You share a bloodstream. I'm actually sober. He's fucking wasted. Haven't drank in 20 years.

Technically, a sip of alcohol has not touched my lips. They're driving. He's like, no, let him blow into it. Yeah. But, I don't know. That's been bugging me. How do you find these things? That's been bugging me for a week. I don't know the answer. murder is tough

honestly if it ever happened I would watch that court case oh the court case oh my god it's gonna be it's gonna move up the courts to the Supreme Court

undoubtedly and even those guys are gonna be like what the fuck did we do like once they're in front done being all proper they go to the back room it's like

I have no idea what I'm doing you know here's a law school nothing could prepare me for this the Netflix documentary would go crazy

oh five episodes could join justice or something like that disjointed oh yeah A quart or something. I think first thing we're looking into is can we split these two apart? No.

There's no way. That's the first thing we've got to be looking into. If you could, they would have done it already. Yeah, that's a good point. If you're conjoined at the hip, yeah, probably. But, I mean, if you're sharing organs, there's no way. Oh, my God. Also, when one of them dies, the other one always dies like an hour later.

Well, yeah. How does one of them – how does – I don't even want to think about that. If they have separate brains, you know, they can die at different times. That's bad Separate hearts even How do you But that would be That's the worst case scenario

How about The casket would be Very strange One guy's alive And one guy's dead Now you're talking about Burying His wake

Yeah his wake That is Morbid Dan To end out the year Sorry God damn I'm sorry I just

That's what I'm thinking about And I think it would kind of Shrivel up right This is Just fall off Like a skin tag or something I don't think you know What conjoined it is

now that I'm thinking about it. I'm starting to question that as well. I also, for a second, half the time we were talking about this, thought it was Siamese, like the cat. It is. It is. Oh.

Wait, what? What did you think I was saying? What did you think it was different? Isn't a Siamese cat just bald? No, well, I mean, that's a totally different thing. I don't know why. Siamese cat is a thing,

and then Siamese twins are a thing. There's really no relation. So why the fuck did they call it a Siamese cat? I don't know why they called either, either. Also, Siamese sounds like a dirty word. Like you're not supposed to say it. Siamese. Look at these.

Siamese nuts in your mouth. Hell yeah, man. Oh, yeah. You think you're going to fall for that? No way. I got him. I wanted a high five. You didn't get nothing.

Yeah, okay. You got the high five, you fucking douche. Trying to pull it. Too fast. Or no, too slow. He was too fast, though. He was too fast. Danny Speed Moriarty is what they call him.

That's very true. Danny's dying out here. That should be our question of the day, Danny. What's the worst hangover you've ever had? Oh, the Siamese thing. Oh, the Siamese thing. Is this one of your worst hangovers? No.

What's the worst? The worst hangover was the day we shot a video with Ahmed. Oh, yeah. After Joe Sapi Labo's... Are you messing with me? No, after Joe Santagato's 30th birthday party. or what's that i don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah he also at 4 a.m 31st i think actually there i think i don't know but at 4 a.m danny also had just five dozen pickled eggs pickled hard boiled

eggs at this bar it was it was so bad and i was shopping the morning after for like a video we were doing and i was getting all this gross stuff and on the ride home i like stopped on the highway i pulled over on the shoulder of the highway because i was gonna vomit damn it was really bad that's bad it was bad yeah ahmed was i wonder if ahmed remembers that ahmed was filming some video and danny was just like i saw danny just like this pretty much where i'm sitting and then as soon as we were done filming danny got up to run and didn't make it and threw up the whole way ahmed just started clapping it's like get it all out brother get it all out brother Also the first time I ever drank wine

Like 10 bottles of wine That morning It was like D-Day I had like a ringing in my ears Wine will definitely do that My worst hangover is also wine Mine too I think Wine at the end of the night will get you

That's unfortunate too Because I love a good wine nowadays Well I mean you could still have wine It's when you have 4 gallons of wine And it's when you have shitty wine What was the worst hangover you've ever had? uh nothing crazy just college i think open bar and it's one of those open bars where you could get unlimited wine which at the time i thought was awesome because it's like oh i could have

beer i could have wine which is what is wine like 10 12 nine nine to 13 yeah i guess so and i was just drinking that all night and then i went the next morning i went oh okay now i know why everyone else wasn't on the same track as me because of the wine no now i know why no one else was fucking downing wine over and over instead of just downing beer. Oh, you learned the hard way. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Another thing that happened this year

is that, so sometimes when me and Danny meet someone for the first time and we just, they ask too many questions or just, you know, just purely curious questions, we'll just riff.

So like, you know, Danny was in the house and he was living here and I was like, oh yeah, he's my brother, he's my stepbrother or whatever. And for a year, I think for this whole year,

Keith and Ahmed legitimately like thought that, Me and Danny were brothers, like actual brothers. I can see it. We're actual brothers. Different dads. And then in the car, oh, for sure different dads. And then in the car, I was driving with Keith, and we were just randomly, I forgot that a

year ago we gave this little fib. And I said something like, oh, yeah, Danny and his mom or something. He's like, oh, yeah, so which parent is both yours? And Keith said that. I went, what? What the fuck are you talking about? If you forgot the brother thing, that's so strange to hear. He goes, which parent is the same with you and Danny?

Like, how are you guys brothers? I went, what the fuck are you talking about, Keith? He said, we're not brothers. And Keith, like, you saw on his face his whole world kind of shatter. I was like, Keith, no, we were fucking what you do. And he's like, for a whole year, I told Ahmed that. And Ahmed was heartbroken. And that happened this year as well.

So Danny lost a brother this year. the truth is let's make 2024 a great great year. 2023 what would you rate it? Oh pretty dog shit honestly. Pretty dog shit yeah yeah dog shit

yeah but you know I'd say four and a half four and a half okay there have been better years then one thousand no no no four and a half out of ten a lot of good things happened a lot of not good things happened

And, you know, I think overall, I like the content we put out. I think the Picky Boys 2023 was a 10 out of 10. Oh, that's hard to beat. Hard to beat a 10 out of 10. You're right. It was 9.6 out of 10. Okay. I like the room to breathe.

Because you need to have room for improvement. Room to breathe there. I like the room to breathe. And I think next year is going to be even better. 9.7. 9.7. What happens once? Once we reach 10, then maybe we should just quit.

You think we should just quit while you're ahead? Yeah, that's fair. So we got four years. You don't want to jump the shark and then start going down. 10,000 patrons, Danny jumps the shark. 10,000 patrons, we're all going in one of those cages. Yeah, you can suck my little balls. No problem.

We'll do that at 1,500. Oh, come on. You wouldn't do that? I think we already have goals up to then. Oh, no, we don't, actually. You wouldn't do that? A cage, man? You'd be fine.

There's only, like, three videos out there of, like, a shark getting in the cage. I know, but there's many movies of the cage snapping and dropping to the bottom, though. Wouldn't want to do all that. How about this one where I saw where you can be in a glass box at a grizzly bear exhibit? Nope. Oh, I'd much rather the shark, for sure. Much rather. Isn't it the same level of danger?

No, the shark one has to be more danger because you're underwater also. Underwater, and there is, like, holes. There's the same thing with the glass box with alligators, too. I've seen all three. How do you— Wouldn't it be so great if bears were, like, friendly? Because they just look so cuddly and fun. True.

Yeah, but I also think that, you know, you always hear, oh, bear is stronger, bigger, and worse, and more deadly than you even imagine. And they must be right, because I don't consider them that bad. So I know I'm wrong. And to see a fully grown one up close, I'd probably not be okay with that either. And they don't even want to eat you either. They just kill you for fun.

I don't think that's right. I don't think that's right. I don't think they put on little hats and they start going into camps. No, but they do not want to eat you. At 10,000 patrons, we put Danny in a... I refuse. 10,000 patrons, you do it,

and you get the whole month's worth of Patreon revenue. That's nice. That's nice. Oh, there you go. That's a little money to sell it to us. That's nice. That's nice. We'll look into it.

You're such a cheap bitch. I feel like for some reason I have to be covered in peanut butter. Why? I don't know. Honey. Honey, maybe? Honey. Honey.

Honey. Honey. No, I mean, that would be – shitting myself is like a real possibility there, and then that would be even worse because now I'm like flipping around in this shit box. Honey and shit. I'm covered in honey.

It's just a bad idea all around. The audio is going to be the most unusable audio that we've ever had. Also like, I don't know. I just, again, if I died during that, then it's just all my fault. It's all your fault actually. It's all my fault

and everybody can call me stupid and they're justified. I wouldn't let you die in that box. But I would do that over bungee jumping. That's insane. 10 times out of 10. That is so crazy. 10,000 patrons will look into it.

At 5,000 patrons, Danny's going to climb into a bear cage. Why did we lower this? 2,000 patrons? You said 10,000. And I get the month's Patreon. I said we'll talk about that part. And I get the month's Patreon money. you can take the

whatever the cost of this is out of it oh thank you you can take the production cost out of it I don't know how

much they charge you they probably just fuck I don't know it's gotta be a few thousand they should give you a fucking psych evaluation

bare glass cage experience yeah now we have to look if it's dude that would be like JT that would be I think

the funniest thing we've ever done yeah I think any arguably anybody's ever done yeah He's perfect for it.

He's perfect. He's perfectly primed for it. All right, 2024, we're getting to 10,000 patrons, and Danny's going to climb into a glass box with a bear. Are you excited? No. I'm really not. I'm sure it's safe.

It's fine. It'll be fun, I guess-ish. It'll be completely... We'll solder you in there. That's even worse. That's true. What if I have a heart attack in there? i don't think anyone's getting through the bear fast enough anyway this is not good

this is just not good well everyone has a friend and 10 and we could get to 10 000 in a month if we try if everyone tried as hard as they possibly can and look at the excitement on this guy's face what these lofty goals what the fuck can joe and frank do for 10 000 frank got waxed no well he's getting off easy what the hell is this you got you got you you're the one that said it we're going into it they just you fucking wax my asshole fine are you that hairy i mean i'm sure some some would stuff would come off what on earth what on earth did that mean a little i mean i i don't fucking look often i don't know definitely a hair or two so you look every once in a while yeah yeah you ever do like a mirror

our mirror is not low enough for that you have to have a hand mirror 10 bucks if you get a hand mirror here in the next 30 seconds if you can get a hand mirror here in 30 seconds i'll give you ten dollars I can't. I know. No, we can't. All right, we're getting out of here. JT, tell them where to find you.

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Happy New Year everybody