Picky Boys Podcast - The BIG Balence Bet! - Picky Boys Podcast #373

Episode Date: May 4, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 600+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Today, Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss Antonio's ear blockage, cartwheeling on a balance beam, the fight JT witnessed, being taken into "the room" in TSA, the qualifications to work out at an Outback Steakhouse, and Danny's past statements being held against him! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Follow us on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Get your Subathon Merch before it's gone!! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. We out here. I can't hear. Can't hear. Can we just restart it? I can't hear. Can we just restart it? I've got a blockage in my ear, so luckily it's on my left side.

I don't want to come this hot out the gate. Yeah, please turn to me. Okay. If I had this blockage in my ear, I'm just saying... Can I guess? Go. Danny would say you have cum in your ears. Thank you.

Say it. I don't want to say it. That probably wouldn't cause a blockage unless it, like, had solidified. Ooh! It would definitely block. I mean, would it block more than the water? I don't know. Way more.

I feel like— Would it block more than—would water block more or less than honey? Yeah, but even honey, I feel like you just turn your head to the side and eventually it's coming out. Wait, what? It's viscous. Wait, no, yeah, that's not—we didn't say it wouldn't come out. Who said it wouldn't come out? Well, that's what a blockage is.

It's not coming out. That's the point. Okay. You're onto something there a little. I get you. But I got a kid on Amazon. So what is it? You bought a kid on Amazon?

Yeah. This happened to be like five or six years ago. Oh, he really can't hear me. Honestly, you might be able to find the podcast where it happened. I said you bought a kid. Oh, kit. Kit. No, I know.

He actually can't hear me. He's not faking it, guys. He actually can't hear me. Wait, how did it happen? I woke up this morning, and I guess there's just a little earwax situation. i so what do you have one of those tiktok cameras but they're very dangerous don't i do not advise you buy one of those you're only supposed to go like just at the front you're not supposed to stick any you're not supposed to stick anything and you were sticking it in just the tip no no

i mean i just as i i just saw that i it was too far away so i i let it be because you can really damage your eardrum with those and because don't buy those well i use q-tips everyone knows and i know you're not supposed to use them i have wet ears everywhere we've gone through this and it's just it soaks up the wet but either way i know those push it in yeah but the one you bought is it a scrapey thing yeah but again it's too far you're not supposed to go that this is like a little spoon i bought it i bought it purely for like the part of your ear where you can't see just like the the outer edge i've never cleaned that part of my ear i'll be honest there's wax there does wax up here no way i can feel it it's like a white it's like a different

kind of wax it's like a white like flaky wax you bought it for not inside the ear no i mean just like a little bit he's cleaning the low you don't want to go you don't want to go you don't want to go too in you don't want to go too far in you don't got to clean your lobes i absolutely clean my lobes jason says yeah i i think you get that in the shower i'm looking at your ears now you got pretty ears but they're very cavernous yes he's got deep ears uh concave some would say I was just going to say big ears. No, it's not the size. It's the curvature.

I just clean them in the shower, though. I don't use a camera or anything. That's a little bit much. They use a camera. This guy's got a bougie camera. No, I've seen that product. People love that product, actually. It's very bad for you, supposedly.

What does it sound like to you? Hold your other ear. It just sounds like put your hand over your ear. I can't. Oh, well. That's what it sounds like. People say that the Q-tips is bad for you, that thing's bad for you but what else are you supposed to do just have a bunch of earwax in

there do nothing i saw someone shove a candle in there or something no those are fake oh dude those look so cool and i want to try it but apparently fake dude i'm not trying i'm not trying to drip candle wax over the side of my face uh i don't know what you're supposed to do i mean the kit i bought it has like earwax like loosener serum and then you put that in you wait 30 seconds it kind of like it's kind of like pop rocks for your ears sorry if this is unappealing to listen to. No, I think people actually weirdly enjoy this kind of...

I mean, you're having a problem and we're trying to fix it. No, but it just sounds like put your hand loosely over your ear. Not entirely, but just loosely. That's what it sounds like. But it is throwing off my entire... I couldn't do a balance beam

to save my life right now. I can't. You gotta say it. Have you fallen at all today? No, no, I have not. Are you gonna say I couldn't do a balance beam in regular life?

Didn't say that. I think that's what you were implying. Didn't say that. I can do a balance beam. Oh, my gosh. I can do a balance beam. I thought we were going to be reasonable. With two fully functional ears, I can do a balance beam.

You can have three fully functional ears. That would throw it off. How wide is the balance beam? Jason, can we look at the average width of a balance beam, please, while you're over there? No, way smaller than that. They are? Okay, well, then no. No, I'm saying I'm just talking about the average balance beam.

I can't do a slack line. There's too much movement. That's insane. That's fine. I don't expect you to even pronounce slack line. And it's not for a lack of – it's not for a slack of trying either. Four inches. That's huge.

That's huge. Four inches is huge. There you go. Four inches. I feel like – okay, so by doing a balance beam, you just mean – I just mean walking across it, by the way. Yeah, he's not doing flips. I feel like you have to do a cartwheel to French count.

You have to be able to do a cartwheel on the flat surface first. I cannot do a cartwheel. I did not expect him to need to do a cartwheel on that thing. All right, then I actually think he could do this. What if you double the length? I'm not going to lie. When he said balance beam, for some reason, tightrope came to my mind, and that's what I was talking about.

No, no, no. No one expects him to do that. And also, any rope, again, like slackline can't do that because there's too much movement. You actually really have to know your body. Then he could walk across this for sure. What about this, JT? Maybe even right now.

JT, what about this? No, he can't. If we put two together so it's double the length, same width, do you think he could do it? We could do this. You just said I could do the one. Right, but there's something about – That's why we're doubling it.

No, I think you're making it easier. Of course you're making it. Wait, what? Double the length. Oh. Double the length, boys. The length. I thought you meant the width.

Why would I do that? I thought you were doing one foot on each. You said put them next to each other. Like, yeah, but this way. Guys, come on. Help. Help. No, that's a lot.

That's a lot. It's just double the distance. I mean, 16 feet is a lot to walk on a balance beam in the first place. I think you could do it. I'll tell you this much. Not right now. I don't think you could do it. I was always the kid that would walk on the sidewalk ledge, you know,

and, like, a tree's on the sidewalk. You walk on the edge. You're a risk taker, huh? I was always that kid. That's great. I don't know how that— This is adding to my balance resume. Okay, gotcha.

What else? What else? What else can you add to your balance resume? I was balancing on a short wooden beam when I did the Survivor Challenges a few weeks ago. Mm-hmm. Thought that was going somewhere else. Did that pretty well. Important question, going back to your childhood.

Did you ever have a Wii Fit? I did. How'd you score on those balance games? On the balance games, I'm not exactly sure. I forget. That means not very good. I do remember that it called me a bunch of names. I remember that.

It called me a bunch of names. I was a child. It did call a lot of 10-year-olds fat fucks. Yeah, basically. It was a little rude to some people for sure. Yeah. That's a little wider than a four-inch balance beam. That's true.

That's true. I have some counter-arguments. I mean, yeah. Okay, go. The unicycle? I'm going to go there first. Yes, that's, I mean, just a totally different type of balancing. That's forward and back balancing.

Oh, this is going to require it all. Not really. This doesn't require forward and back balancing. I'm not afraid that I'm going to fall forward on this. I'm afraid I'm going to fall off the sides. See, because now I want to do this for a Patreon video, just for them. Patreon.com slash Picket Boys. By the way, over the past 1,200 patrons, you're getting four new Patreon goal videos

because of the sub-a-thon. I mean, I think if we did a Patreon video, we'd have to do a whole, like, like a parkour slash gymnastic video. You keep extending it so much. Like, we used to, like, when you kicked a hole in the wall, we made a milkshake wall,

and you kicked it. Like, we're just doing something here. We don't have to go, we don't have to enter the Olympics. I thought you meant a goal video. Sorry. No, no, no. We don't have to enter the Olympics.

Oh, a Patreon video? Yeah, sure. Get me out of balance, people. I'm saying, but what are the stakes? I think there should be some stakes. Make it a stake. I'll buy you a steak if I fall off. You buy me a steak if I fall off.

I like that. All right, but here's what you have to do. The steaks are steaks. You have to walk one end to the other, turn around. Oh, see, I didn't say I could do that. I didn't say I could do that. I didn't say I could do that. And walk back.

He can walk one end to the other. I'll tell you this much. I'd rather do two than do one and turn around. Oh, this is what. For sure. It was never going to be one. It's still the double length thing. It's the double length thing.

I'm way less confident about that, by the way. Well, that's not fun if he's less confident about it. I need him to be confident about it. I can confidently do one. I believe in you. I think you can do the spin. A little 180. Okay, how about this?

180s are tough. How about this? We do this video. It's one beam. It's the size of a credit card I just saw. What is? Sideways. Like three inches, really.

We do one beam, but I'm allowed to get one fan. Oh, no. Come on. You've got to walk six. It's a fan. Honestly, you're not even allowed to be in the room. Why can't I be in the room? Because that's just like a negative aura that's going to tilt me off my axis.

Oh, God. I hated all that. I think it's fair. It's one balance beam, and I get to place one fan somewhere. What level fan are we talking? That's what I get to get and decide. And what setting is going to be on? What does that mean?

Oh, the setting. Literal setting? So you could set on high. Now, what I would say is you set it on the wave motion. That's going to throw them all. I'll worry about the fan Okay You'll know what fan it is

Upon arrival And you only have to walk One balance beam For a steak For a steak dinner We go out for a steak dinner Sure I mean do you think

Do you think you're good at balancing? Yeah I'll be fine Okay We could compete if you want No I mean I'll walk one balance beam And then I'll Get a steak dinner

Easy peasy Right But I get one fan Why is the I don't get But you can't be in the room But why can't I be in the room? Because, again, you're going to throw me off my axes.

I've got to be able to be in the room. You have to place the fan before he enters the room. And then you have to leave. I can't. And we'll videotape him for proof, obviously. This is, no. I'm going to be in the room. I at least get to watch from a distance through a screen of some sort.

I can't not watch. We'll put you on FaceTime. This is bananas. This is a fair compromise. How is this a fair compromise? You can put one fan, but you can't be in the room. I think you can still bring a lot of negative aura energies through FaceTime. I don't need negative.

I'm not going to scream at him while he's doing it. Well, you want a steak, don't you? I do want a steak dinner, by the way. You want a steak dinner, so obviously you're going to bring negative aura energies. Deal? Sure. Deal. So wait, now we have to find a place with two balance beams?

No, just one. It's just one. It's just one now. So you're doing the 180? No, it's just one. You just have to walk from one end to another. I have to walk 16 feet. Yeah, but I'm allowed to get one fan.

I'm allowed a fan. It's going to be easy. It's going to be actually easy. Only one try, though, right? I got a warm-up, though, right? No. If you got three tries, that would be... No warm-up.

I mean, I got to get on the beam first. I mean, yes. That's going to be the hardest part. That is harder than walking, so yeah. It'll be like, there'll be three steps, right? There'll be like a step stool, and then the beam. As soon as you step on that beam, you go like, all right, I'm going, and you got one go.

You can't have multiple... JT, help me. You can't have multiple tries. I did think I was going to have some time with the beam beforehand. This is ridiculous. I mean, that's fair. If you don't get on the beam and fail the getting up part, you definitely lose. That's for sure.

Well, getting up on – we weren't clear on how we'd get on the beam. It would be like steps, like literal steps, and then the beam. You don't have to do parkour to get on it. Yeah. How else would you have gotten on this beam? I don't know. What's easier to do than just steps? I will say when we shook, there was no mention that I did not have –

I couldn't have some time with the beam. Yeah, but he shook. He wants alone time with the beam, bro. You weren't getting alone time with the beam, obviously. Well, I mean, I don't know. We didn't shake. I think I can get alone time with the beam. We didn't shake on that.

What you do on your own time. We didn't shake on that. You can't, you know. We got one try at this beam. Now, are you worried about the dangers of this at all? No. What's dangerous about it? Five feet off the ground.

Guys, I mean. He falls right down the middle. Boom. You're doing a split on that thing. Oh, no. I mean, if I'm falling, I'm falling one side or the other. I'm just saying you have to think about the worst case scenario here Do you think I should run?

Yes Actually don't ask again I think you should run I don't think you should run but you should definitely do a brisk walk Go too slow and you're going to Momentum helps balance For some reason You know how hard it is to stay still on a bike?

Once you start riding it's easy Do I put the fan Getting the middle or the end? Definitely the middle right? I think late middle I think early What do you think his fan is going to do Well you apparently had to make a bunch of stipulations

To agree to it I didn't care about the fan I cared about him He doesn't care about the fan And I'm not going to be in the room He doesn't care about the fans guys He doesn't care about the fans Did I tell you guys about the fight I saw

There's a fight right outside our house Oh no I didn't hear about that Yeah it's crazy dude It's like a street beefs fight almost But basically when I was coming home from the gym, this is literally two days ago. I guess there's a stop sign there and there's a guy walking the street with a dog. And the guy walking the street with a dog, the guy pulls up on the stop sign and doesn't stop and almost hits him. And then they start yelling at each other.

And I'm just kind of like kind of just eavesdropping, peering over, about to walk into the house, making sure I have an escape route. And they're really yelling at each other. and uh dude the guy with the dog just does this while they're while they're like arguing he just goes like that and just swings at the guy misses misses but swings at the guy and the dog the dog is like dude what the fuck am i ready to go right now oh no yeah and then uh then here's where it got really serious because then the guy with the uh the guy in the car just went did you just swing at me did you just try that again do that one more time and when he said that i was like oh this dude has a gun this dude has a gun jt what is with you two and immediately going to like these people

have guns i know this is america people have guns and if someone if someone's like wants you to swing at them i feel like that means he might pack it i'm more worried about a knife but i agree i would definitely think he would have a weapon on him again like jt said it's kind of a leading question yeah let's do it again it's definitely a leading question that was the dog a dog that can help in a dog fight or was it you know not that it wasn't helping but it definitely looked big enough that's what I'm saying it was big but it wasn't working

you did a very unathletic extraordinarily unathletic why do people think that you could downward punch somebody well he's in the car I'm confused no no this is they're outside the car parked car middle of the street they're arguing right next to it and this guy I mean I'll

give him a little bit of grace he's holding a dog leash in one hand so So it makes it a little harder to punch. But man, it was the most unathletic punch I've ever seen. It's like a claw more. Yeah, it was a claw. A little bit of a claw. It was more of like a club.

Oh, okay. Like a pound trying to hit someone with this part. Gotcha, like that. Yeah, but then he goes, I dare you. Swing at me again. I fucking dare you. What are you doing at this point? Are you behind a tree?

I was getting ready to call the police or ambulance. If this guy pulled out a gun, shot him, and drove away. Wow. What time of day is this? The guy in the car is in the wrong here, by the way. Yeah, definitely stop at the stop sign. This is like 3 o'clock. PM?

Yeah. No one's pulling out a gun at 3 PM, right? Yeah. You're too confident, man. This could get you killed. But anyway. I'm not going to be in this situation, but I'm not going to be worried about it. First of all, I would have already went home.

Well, regardless, he's saying, I dare you, I dare you, and then he does this. And then I went, oh, he doesn't have a gun at all. Right. He was like, I dare you, swing at me one more time. So they're both like this, like perched up. He's out of the car now. Oh, he's been out of the car the whole time. But this is him winding up the punch.

Oh, wow. He was like this, swing at me one more time, I dare you. And that thing's fully cocked. And is the other guy like this as well with the leash? They're both just standing. Pretty much. He was kind of giving one of these. Oh, like a kangaroo.

Yeah, but like a little bouncing, little footwork, bouncing back and forth. And from there, it just kind of fizzled out. That's fair. The guy got in his car. The guy got his dog. Separate ways. And I went, tragedy avoided. But that was a little, yeah.

I don't think anybody really wants to get hit. Like, is it worth it? Is it worth me getting punched in front of my dog? You know? No, honestly, because of the gun factor, you should try your hardest to avoid physical altercations at all. I agree. You should try to do that either way.

Well, I'm saying because of the gun factor. I'm saying either way. If you're confident there's no guns, then maybe you tussle, I guess. If you want to. If you want to. It went from decent advice to worse advice so fast. If for some reason you're in a situation where you had given them a pat down already, I say go nuts. Yeah, or it's like you just walked through the airport.

I mean, yeah, exactly. I still wouldn't advise this, but. Yeah, airport. TSA. No, I know. Because you've already been checked for guns. Yeah. I feel like you just get banned from flying.

I don't know if that's that. Just talk about the safety issue. There's probably a warning system. Yeah, I don't think you just get banned off a flight. Are you banned from flying for one flight? You will get put on the flight. If me and Jason fist fight. What?

No, not on the plane. Not on the plane. In the terminal? Bro, as soon as you get through security. I heard they're very loose with the no-fly list. I don't know. Danny's on it. You're on it?

I'm not on it. You ever been on it? I was. They did stop me last time I tried to fly. And then they just went, oh, you're good. But they stopped me for like five minutes. What were they doing? They scanned my ID and then they were just looking at something.

They called the supervisor over. And then they were looking at it, and they went, oh, okay, you're good. I got stopped. I got taken to the room. The whole room? Did you get anal cavity? No, no, I didn't get that. They saw powder on my speaker, and I thought it was some of that.

Right. What was it? It was like dust. I think I told you this. And then the guy was like, you know, you should really wipe the dust off this before you fly. And I'm like, go fuck yourself. Obviously, it's not Coke. Why do the whole nose thing just to say it anyway?

They can't see that. Yeah, they can't see that. You just said it anyway. Never mind. Coca-Cola. Honestly, that guy's advice seems pretty sound. Also, why do you have a... You should wipe the white powder off of your objects before you go through security.

Why do you have a dusty-ass speaker? That's good. I don't get in the crevices of the speaker. I'm sure there's dust in your speaker. Were you baking it? I'm on Jason's side here. Well, I'm assuming it's not dust. It's obviously a white powder.

No, he's saying it was dust. No, it was dust. It was just dust. Yeah. Well, what else would it be? You said powder at the beginning. In the story, the guy said it was dust. At the beginning, he said powder.

He said he thought they were powder. Then he explained and we went through the whole story. So it was dust-looking powder? I've never seen powder. I've never seen dust look like powder. This is where I'm a little confused on his story. Well, are you sure it was dust? Are you sure it wasn't just the mountain of cocaine?

Of Coca-Cola? No, that was in his ass. Right. Good thing they didn't check there. I'm on Jason's side. I'm cautious, though, because I don't trust his story here. But I'm on Jason's side. Because, you know, I brought creatine on a plane.

Yes. And this is – I was going away for five days or whatever. I didn't want to bring the whole jar. So I just put a few scoops of creatine into a little Ziploc baggie. Right. JT. And I got there just fine. No one stopped me.

That makes sense. There is never – This guy is on your side, by the way. He's not listening. There has never been – Why did that make sense? There has never been dust that people are like, oh, that's definitely a powder. That doesn't exist.

Well, it happened to me. That doesn't exist. The speaker does not – I don't take it everywhere. The speaker literally stayed in my bathroom. It's my bathroom speaker, and then I brought it on the plane. You got a dusty bathroom? What about baby powder? I don't – nobody in my house uses baby powder to my knowledge.

I don't know. I don't. Have you ever seen dust that looks like cocaine? It didn't look exactly like that. It looked sort of like that. It looked enough to trigger a TSA. JT brought literal creatine. Literal creatine.

There might be some other factors in play. I don't really know. I don't know. I think there's some other factors, of course. I don't know. I also feel like no one bringing drugs across is just going to bring a bag of drugs and put it in their bag. Like, if they were going to, they would be more sneaky. You know what?

I agree. Why don't you try again? I bet I can get it through. Honestly, I've heard an abundance of stories of people who have willingly and unwillingly bought drugs across through TSA in their check-in bag. They're looking for weapons. They're really not looking for the drugs. I'm just saying, you know. You know what?

I'm bringing drugs on a plane. Honestly, they're looking for water bottles way more severely than they're looking for cocaine. I had a water bottle in my carry-on by accident just from last trip or, like, when I got home from the airport, and I just brought it along. And they flew open my bag like I was going to—the whole airport was going down. And it was a Poland Spring water bottle. I'm like, did we really—like, why? And this guy gets through with a baggie of—

Of white powder. Of white powder. I got some qualms with that, too, because why does deodorant count as a liquid? That's true. Like, the stick deodorant. You can't bring that. I think it's the chemical compound of the deodorant, probably. I think it's just that.

You're telling me I can make an Axe body spray bomb? Oh, yeah. Oh, see, now it's Axe body spray. That's, like, there's liquid. Oh, well, that's, like, aerosol. That's actually liquid. Well, the fucking... The stick, though, lets you slide sometimes.

That's totally solid. It lets you slide sometimes. You're telling me that's liquid? No, I'm not saying that's liquid. That's solid. I'm just saying, I don't know, maybe you could grind it up and, you know, throw it over a speaker. To me, I know the TSA hasn't statistically prevented any terrorist attack, but it makes sense. All of this stuff makes sense.

If you put yourself in the mind of a wrist, you'd put a bomb in a liquid thing or a laptop thing or your shoe. I think they're using pretty sound logic. Go TSA. Yeah. I don't think a single person here was against that. You seem to be against it. Why are they bringing out my Poland Spring water bottle? Who knows if there's a different liquid, a toxic chemical in that water bottle?

They can't sell if it's a water or a, like, what are we talking about? Well, I mean, this isn't like, how are they going to tell? All right, but here's my question. I can bring three ounces, right? Yeah. So I get me and four friends, and now I've brought 15 ounces of bomb material anyway. Listen, I mean, I wouldn't be saying that on the public airwaves. I'm saying it.

You know what? Actually, yeah, we're going to flag the – this is YouTube, right? We're going to get flagged like crazy. JT? This is the kind of perverse mind that we hang out with. I know. We have nothing to do with it. To catch a terrorist, sometimes you have to think like a terrorist.

He's right. I mean, yeah. He's right. It's better than you. You wanted to fuck them. I was. Oh, you want to fuck a terrorist.

Roll the clip. This is slander. This is slander. This is slander. That was to get rid of a terrorist. This is slander. JT, JT and the rest of the world uses the one time,

the out of context that I said that I would do a patriotic duty, frankly. What did you say? Say it again. I, I mean, I'm not going to continue to do this. Jack,

Get ready to clip this chat. No, no, no. You already said it. I said that I would kill a terrorist. That's what I said. No, no, no, no, no. That's what I said. By what means?

That doesn't matter. Why does that matter? This goddamn American hero. I will kill the terrorist scum. It's just the... That doesn't matter. This can't keep being held against me because, again, regardless of how ludicrous

the unfortunate state... Listen, I'm not known as a wordsmith. You know, sometimes I say things wrong. But the intention behind that statement is a good one, a patriotic one, a frankly heroic one. I mean, all right. It really is. I love the fact that that was JT's Hail Mary to get out of that. I had to get out of there.

I was getting back into a corner, bro. It absolutely worked. It absolutely worked. I was getting back into a corner. Oh, my God. You made me fog up. Listen, you better watch it, because if you keep thinking like a terrorist, I might fuck you. Oh, God.

All right, Jack, clip that one. Someone clip that one. To kill you. That's what the context. Do not clip this without the context. Okay? Okay? Okay?

This is illegally binding. You cannot clip this without the context. Oh, man. This is getting flagged for sure. Oh, yeah. This ain't getting monetized. We need to talk about something I can put in the thumbnail. I have some good ideas for you.

You're going to be on a balance beam in the thumbnail. All right, go. All right, I got a question. Thanks, Jason. Oh, my God. Save us from the – get us out of this trench. I already know what JT's answer is going to be, but – Good.

Dog. All right, so here's the question. You can eat for free for the rest of your life, but the only food you can have is previously eaten food, and it will look exactly the same as you had it the first time. You cannot eat anything else that you never had.

I have to pick one thing? Wait, say it again? You said it'll look exactly the same? No, I think he's just saying you can only have things that you've had before. Yeah, so you can eat for free for the rest of your life,

but the only food you can have is previously eaten and it will look exactly the same as you had it for the first time. You cannot eat anything you have never tried before. Okay, that's actually an interesting question.

So if you – like you could eat for free forever, but if you go to Japan and try their cuisine, you've never eaten it. You can't have it. Or like if you went and had their sushi, well, your first time trying sushi was like 7-Eleven. So you can only have 7-Eleven sushi. Oh, I thought you were picking one thing. You said your first – whatever you've eaten the first time, right? Essentially, think about it as time except food. You can only have back or you can eat normally.

So it's like a catalog of every meal you've ever eaten and the first time you've had it. So if you like pizza, maybe the first time you had pizza, it wasn't great. Do you even know what your first pizza was? Oh, wow. Okay, that's a little more. I'm assuming my first, but I was probably a child. So maybe it was cut up and diced and no cheese on it. It might have been Chuck E. Cheese. And what do I get? I can just eat for free, though?

Yeah, you can eat for free for the rest of your life. I mean, probably still worth it. I don't know. I'm telling you right now, there are some meals. you ever have a meal recently that like I've never had this and then I had it and it was really good you got that those are your all stars because that's the first time

you've had that meal I'm not taking this wow I see what you're saying I'm not taking this because you're so limited like the first pizza I had was probably like dude it was probably frozen pizza the first brutal bowl I had was chipotle now I'm stuck having chipotle

all the time I don't like chipotle for free though for free Free Chipotle, I mean. Free is nice. So you're saying if the first egg I ever had was scrambled, I can't have an omelet, even though it's eggs? Oh. Oh, that's— I think you can have eggs different ways, but the first time you had them scrambled, that's what you're stuck with.

Yeah, I agree with that. That quality eggs, that quality cooked dish. It's a dish, not an ingredient. So even different cut steaks, and I could find one I had good the first time. I might take this. Yeah, I was thinking all the steak would be the same, but that doesn't make any sense because there's different cuts, different time. Also, is this like a magical ordering tablet, or how does this work?

I don't have to go back to the place where I had my first thing, right? No, no. It's like a magical catalog. Oh, man. If I had a magical catalog of food. A little magical silver platter. Bam. And you can see the image.

That sounds great. It sounds really great. I mean, obviously, there is going to be something that you love that's going to be not good. Like a hamburger might be one of them. There's no way when I was a kid I had, like, a good hamburger. It was definitely a shit hamburger. Right, but now you're arguably a superhero. I mean, the jump there.

No, I'm not going to solve world hunger. No, obviously not. Why would I? You actually made a great point. Now, how are you a superhero? I meant, like, how much food can I produce from my tray? Maybe, yeah. I was picturing, like, you know, there's some kind of cooler or something.

I just meant, you know, if I'm on a desert island, I could just make food. You know what I mean? It's like I have this magical food pocket that I could just give to people. If I could make a lot, yeah, sure. I could have more partner. Is there any food that you have never tried that you want to try and now that's excluded? See, that would be a problem for me. But I think it's still too good of a deal not to take.

It's a magical—you have a super—you literally have a superpower. And I've had so much good food before that it's okay. But you need the first one. The first one is the coffee. I'll tell you what. First time I went to Mr. Taco. True. That was the first time I had ramen.

God, I will punch a kitten for that again. Nah, it's going to be like Top Ramen. Yeah, you never had Top Ramen before? That's who you're stuck with. Unclear. I might have. I'm definitely in Top Ramen first. I might have just, when we were desperate in JT's frat,

and I just crunched on that raw ramen. Raw ramen, baby. I think I'm taking this. And I would love a catalog, and I would love to make food whenever I want. oh my god i literally how do you how are you denying that power i thought jt would be for it and then the rest of you guys would be like if it was anything he's eaten before i think he would take you just eat burrito balls of course i'd take that i mean that'd be obvious but like i don't

want to be stuck with all the shitty first versions like i feel like i'm very when i try a dish i'm like oh that was okay but i actually like it this way and then i try it this way and then i'll try it this way and then i'll i'll try it from this place and then i finally land on one and i'm like okay, that's the one I like. And you've eliminated that process. A lot of these firsts you've had as a child, which sucks because children are pretty low bar, so I feel like parents give you microwavable chicken nuggets.

That's the rest of your chicken nuggets for life. That is the rest of your chicken nuggets. But I didn't have wings when I was a child. I'm sure my first wings were a decent buffalo. I didn't have bone-in wings when I was a child. Yeah, but when you were like 14. That's old enough to be able to order a good. Maybe you went to like a Buffalo Wild Wings.

You don't want those wings every day. I'm not eating those every day anyway, but I'd be fine with it. I'd be completely fine with that. Yeah, those are pretty good. If that's my roll of chicken wings, I'd be completely fine with that. Also, I'm not eating them every day. Why do I have to eat them every day? That's true.

I'm worried about pasta a little bit because I'm sure when I was a child, I got, like, chopped up pasta, and now I just have chopped up pasta. Oh, you definitely got, like, fucking olive oil pasta. Yeah. Just fucking garlic and butter pasta. Garlic and butter pasta, for sure. Oh, God, I used to love that. oh that's gonna he's flipping you ah i can't i can't eat i can only eat garlic and butter pasta

that's bad well you never you probably didn't have garlic and butter raviolis you probably had a different ravioli probably chef boyardee there's no way it's not chef boyardee for the ravioli oh man i don't know i don't wanna i don't wanna no this sounds good and then you realize how much it sucks yeah i think i'm taking it i think because eating a new food or eating a food that you've already eaten but it's a the better version of it is one of life's greatest pleasures so here's here's a he's right so here's a question i had a burger it has onions tomato yada yada on it can i not eat pasta sauce now can i not eat a blooming onion now no it's the dish it's not the ingredient so i could so like the first time i had a blooming onion first time i had a blooming

onion i could just pop out blooming onions yeah i think you guys are underselling a little bit the leeway this has i'm taking the deal deal colin what are you doing your first blooming onion was certainly outback steakhouse right which is which is probably texas roadhouse and i'm fine with that booming on solid what's the sauce they give with that southwest ranch oh i don't think i think it's like a it's like a horse radishy a little bit but it is that color it's definitely southwest ranch where you're talking about texas roadhouse her Outback. Oh, I don't know. I'm just talking about the one I had. I don't think I've ever been to Texas Roadhouse.

You've never been to Texas Roadhouse? Texas Roadhouse is more of a ranch. At Outback, it's like a horsey sauce. Horsey sauce? I don't think I've ever been to Outback. Really? They're all Australian. That's cool. Or they're actors who have a good Australian accent. Oh, you're saying

that? Oh, no. There's no way they're all Australian. My waiters and waitresses have not been Australian. He just makes things up. Wait, are you serious? Every time I've gone to every time i've gone to outback they've had australian accent are they fucking with me how many times have you gone to outback and how old were you like five how old were you and were you five no no it was it was a long time was it for like a birthday party no no there used to be one

in the mall by us and we would just go when we were kids because it's like you know you go to chili's that's where kids eat oh god and the ones in new york they're all australian too and now can you so i've only ever had australian waiters waiters and waitresses i'm i'm little danny i'm I'm reading the menu. Yes. You're the waitress. Yes. All right.

And so they would, I've got, I'm ready to order. Yeah. And they would go. And they'd say, oh, welcome to Outback. No, no. That's not right. That's not right. That's Southern.

No, no, no. They'd say, oh, are you ready to order, mate? I recommend the Bloomin' Onion. That's what they'd say. That was pretty good. That's what they'd say. That was good. Okay.

Does it have horsey sauce? Yeah, of course. I don't know how to say that. What the fuck was that? He just loses the accent sometimes. Well, so did they. No, I'm pretty sure they are. Can you type in, do you have to be Australian?

There is no way. Well, type in, why does my Outback server have an Australian accent? Well, no, no, that makes sense because it's Outback. No, well, type that in. Jason, you don't have to type this in. It doesn't even make any sense. No, type it in, Jason. Type it in, Jason.

First of all, Jason, do your job. Type it in. Secondly, I'm going to be with Danny here. Look, if you're a manager here and you have two applicants and one's Australian, they're going to go with the Australian, right? Okay, that's right now, but but do you have to you know, you're not required. No, you don't have to be Australian Whoa, none of the four are Australian wait Didn't even originated in Australia, I think more of an accent founded by Americans man. This is all bullshit, huh? Yeah, it's a bit bullshit

Little bit bullshitty does not feature genuine Australian access in its commercials. It doesn't even Voice-over is often a style as exaggerated Danny, now I don't even know if you heard an Australian accent. I will say, depending on what part of Australia these people are from, some accents are more Australian than others. I was just saying, I was pleasantly surprised when they had an Australian accent. I was like, wow. So they got a better tip for it, for sure.

Well, I think the tip was your dad slid him 20 bucks and said, hey, can you do an Aussie accent for the kid? Thanks, buddy. And that made him think that every single Outback and every single employee there. Until the age of 27. Until the age of 27 was Australian. It doesn't even make any sense, really. It kind of makes sense.

How would you be able? You just need such a large population of Australians to work there. Ever been to that German restaurant? I don't think those people are German. I think they're just pretending to have German accents. That's fine. And I agree. That's completely different than what you said.

I thought it was one of those situations. You said that all the people that work at Outback have to be Australian. That's what you said. Or have an Australian accent. This was him selling the idea of Outback to you, who had never been. Yes. Oh, you've never been? You know they all have Australian accents.

He said they can't work there unless they're Australian. I mean, I'm sure there's some exceptions. It's just how, like, not every Sonic person is on roller skates. That's true. But a lot of them are. That's a good point. I thought you were about to make fun of Chaz. But now I did.

God damn it. Most of them are. At the drive-in part, yeah. Yeah, well, it's a Sonic drive-in. Is that a good point? I don't know. I'm just saying, not everybody's on roller skates. I've had people walk over with the food.

I don't like that. I feel like that's my point. I don't know if it's a good point or a bad point, but I'll say this. It's a hard point to counter. It's my point. It's really hard. He's making my point. I don't know.

I'm saying maybe you're right. Some of them, they hire some American workers, I guess. I don't know. Wait, but that's it. That's where it should end. How do you keep going? That's it. Yes.

But there are some people who have or fake Australian accents whilst working. Again, maybe they're an actor. Maybe they're doing a character study. I think if I went to Outback and the person had an Australian accent, I think I would tip them more. If you work at Outback, pretend to be Australian. That's what I'm saying. I think that's the lesson here. I agree.

I think they should. I'd be upset if someone walked over and they just, hey, what's up? I'd be upset by that. Me too. I agree with that. Which is setting the expectation that we think that they should have an Australian accent. Why'd you wee us in there? Just stop weeing.

All right. We're getting the wrap up. We're getting the wrap up. That's bad. That's going to bloom an onion in here. Stat. That's bad. JT, tell them where to find you, please.

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