Picky Boys Podcast - The Cotton Eyed Joe Is Taking Over Our Lives! - Picky Boys Podcast #319

Episode Date: April 14, 2024

Join Patreon for instant access to 100's of extra Picky Boys Videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss the age of their ears, the cotton eyed joe singing nugget that's driving JT crazy, which slice of bread you're choosing from the package, and if we could infiltrate our own friend group if our friends forgot we existed! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Shop NEW Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

when was the last time you made a new friend oh i don't know 2004 i mean i've eaten the butt for sure you've eaten the butt yeah that's not what i mean but i've eaten the butt for sure you do the fingers like shoot the bunny oh i can't do that i want to shoot a bunny all right so it's a situation you're meeting your 18 year old self you're allowed three words what do you say all right bring us in let's do it hello hello Hello. Welcome back to the Mickey Boys. Wow, look at that.

A little harmonization. Barbershop quartet. Quartet, yeah, that's true. I'm not doing it, to be honest. No, no. They've gone out of style, I think. Yeah, they're only in Disney now. Did you guys know that Antonio wore headphones this whole time?

Please, please, please. Really? Maybe not the audio listeners. It must be just because I always see you. I just don't even, it's one of those things, you know, you don't even realize. Yeah, that must be it. I don't want to insult you any further than I would. And trying to put those on, and Danny went, oh, headphones today.

And then we all went, he wears those every time. Yeah, I guess so. I wear them just as much as you wear your gold bracelet. Every time. Every time. Every time. Every time. For the most part, every time.

For the most part, every time. I actually do every time. There's not one? No, there's, yeah, of course, there's been a couple. Because if I'm sitting, like, somewhere else or over there. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. All right, well, we'll get you. He thought he can have the responsibility of wearing these and making sure the audio is okay.

I can hear. I'm glad you can hear. Also, sometimes you can't really hear that well. I definitely have damaged hearing. Do you think you have damaged hearing? From concerts? No, I don't. I don't have damaged hearing.

For sure. And I just, like, every time in my car, every time I'm listening to headphones, volume max. Yeah, that's not good. It's not good. That's not good at all. Well, it's the life I live. I told you about the time in high school where the teacher, like, made the girl cry. because of the hearing thing did i say that i think i said it once something i don't remember

so there was you know you could do audio tests as in you know like on tiktok there's the tones kind of it's like and like your age is what you should hear this by so my teacher was doing that in physics and he started the tone at you know what you should hear be able to hear at 60 and then 70 and then you know whatever 80 40 50 so it started getting lower and lower and like 30s oh i i could hear it 20s all right 15 is when my ear kind of went out it's like all right i have the ear of a 15 year old still yeah but then the point is as it was going up it was in the 20s and this girl couldn't hear it and then it was 30s and the girl couldn't hear it and 40s and the girl still couldn't hear the ringing and it turns out she goes to like edm concerts and like big headphones

things and stands by the bass it ruins your ears and he goes he just turns off the whole system and looks at her dead in the eyes and goes, if you want to be able to hear your child cry, you should stop doing whatever you're doing. And then she ran out of the room and started crying. Damn. Yeah, that is weird. And it's also weird how I've taken those tests before

and it's like whistle tones. Like for some reason it's like dogs and children can hear like very high whistle tones. And when you're an adult, you just can't hear anymore. I don't know why. You're born with as many ear hairs as you're going to be born with or something. Is that what makes you hear it?

I think it's something like that. When I took one of those tests, it was like, you know, it started getting higher and higher and higher, and I had my volume playing out loud, and then it just went, ah! And then everyone thought I was watching porn. They got me. That's what you get. That's what you get, too.

I was just trying to figure out what age my hearing was. Yeah. And then sometimes when I'm testing my hearing, my age, my ear age, I don't even know. It's just the other people in the room are like, is someone playing a buzzing tone? I'm like, oh, shit, you can hear that? My bad.

Sorry, Mom. I thought you wouldn't be able to get to the 50s. Much like many things, I think we can all just bank on the fact that hearing aids are only getting better and better and better. We need to bank on that. I mean, everybody's ears get bad no matter what you do. That's true. We should do a test. My ears are definitely the best ones.

Yeah, yeah. For sure. Yeah. Also, I don't even put, I don't even trust AirPods. I don't put AirPods in my ears and stuff. Yeah, but you put Q-tips about fucking three inches into your ears. I only use the Q-tips to get the wetness out of my ears. My ears are always so wet.

I have very sensitive ears. Don't know why they're always so wet. It's literally I stick them in just to soak the Q-tip and take them out. Ugh, gross. You got wet ears, brother. Why are they so wet? I don't know why they're so wet. And they get wet when I get anxious, too, like a dog.

Do you guys do the holding your breath test when you're scrolling, when you find that one? It's like if you have healthy lungs, you can hold your breath from A to B. I do that. And then when another one pops up, I'm like, you know, I already did. I already have my test. Sometimes they take too long. I'm like, I don't care.

I remember doing that during COVID when like literally the first three days, people were like, if you can hold your breath for 10 seconds, you don't have it. I was convinced at the time that I did have it. It was at nine seconds. He was like, and I was, yeah, I was at nine seconds and I went, oh, I must have it. I have to breathe. Even though I can't hold my breath for 10 seconds. It's just something in my mind.

It's really convincing me that I have it. It was only nine seconds. He's turning purple. There was a level of hysteria because I had a cold once it started, and I was just like, oh, I have it. Oh, yeah, that's going to do it. I'm going to kill my friends and family. Also, the Patreon beat the Minecraft event that we set up.

So they unlocked seven days of content starting tomorrow. So if you want just – it's technically a discounted month because of how much content is going to be in it this month. patreon.com slash picky boys sign up get your money's worth this month seven extra days of content can i tell you a secret about that i was playing and i was helping defeat the monster i was in creative mode oh my what a bad guy well good guy listen i i would have died i i well yeah somehow i still died uh no no but i i was i was i was doing my part i was doing my part you know i don't know if anybody know this notoriously if you watch the twitch you know the picky boys on

twitch danny's not that good at video games no i don't know if you've known that i wasn't helping very much i'm saying i was watching all the everything happening i'm like you know danny's really surviving it's flying around yeah he's like accidentally goes oh i didn't i didn't even realize until right at the very end i went to go double jump and i flew in the air and i went oh okay i'm just gonna stay here so you just thought you were the best minecraft player that's ever existed for 10 minutes yes good for you but listen a win's a win it still counts i have a another question before we get to something jason brought um somebody asked me about uh you know wonder bread like the loaf bread that's sliced bread yeah it's like polka dot yes just i just want

just to get it's that kind of bread because there's many breads sliced the polka dot white one yes so sliced bread they asked me when you make your sandwich what's the first piece of bread you go for because they said obviously they skip the the butt the butt yeah and then they skip the next one and go to the third piece it can be a little small the second piece so yeah they go to the third piece to start the sandwich and i thought that was a little crazy yeah i mean it's a little inconsiderate of of you know the rest of the people in your house someone's gonna have to eat that the butt i think it's okay to skip for sure the butt's okay to skip skipping the second one i mean you're just being picky yeah yeah but what you can do is you can you can

do the second one on one end and the second one on the other end, and they should be equally as tiny and make a perfect sandwich. Make a smaller sandwich. Yeah, but then you've got to shove your hand all the way in the back of the bag. But the second one isn't really... It's not as small

as they're saying. It can easily be paired with another regular piece of bread. I agree. I also saw somebody who took the butt but flipped it upside down so it looked the two sides and tricked himself into eating the sandwich.

I mean, I've eaten the butt for sure. You've eaten the butt. That's not what I mean, but I've eaten the butt for sure. You're making yourself a peanut butter sandwich, peanut butter and jelly, and you just have like three pieces and the butt left. Take the butt, put a little peanut butter on there.

It's tasty. So you didn't even make a sandwich. No, I made a sandwich of the two, and then I took the butt. I'm not just going to throw it away, so I take the butt. So you didn't make a sandwich of the butt. You literally just ate that slice bread's ass. Why is the crust of bread not good? It's not as bad when it's the butt.

When the entire thing is crust, it doesn't taste as bad to me. You know, I agree with him because a semolina or an Italian loaf, it's all crust. That's what I'm saying, but those are good. But white bread, the crust sucks.

Crusty white bread, people. Because it's not crunchy like a semolina. I don't know. Did any of you use a bread box? What am I, in the fucking 40s? I don't know. Some families use a bread box. I have a bread box.

I don't use it. Yeah, I don't think we use it. I don't use it. Do you have a bread box? No, I meant growing up I did. I was going to say. I don't think we have a bread box. You guys don't even have.

You guys can't keep fake plants alive. I can't eat it, so I don't know why we would. First of all, I have a beautiful, thriving fake plant. He waters it every day. Just saying. Just saying. This guy has a thriving fake plant. Well, you said I can't keep fake plants alive.

I keep them alive very well. I see them wither. They don't wither. I've seen them. And I actually have had a plant for about two years now that I've kept alive very much on the edge. I'm basically edging him to death. Where's this plant?

It's in my room. Right on the windowsill. Wouldn't see that. All right, Jason, hit us. I have something I want to say. Oh, never mind. Here we go. Okay, here.

uh i'm gonna i'm gonna risk sounding insane by saying this but i need to know if someone else out there has seen this or it's getting recommended to them or what but is there any chance are you guys getting tons of these videos on your feed that is like a chicken nugget singing like mumbling cotton eye joe is this is this registering with anyone no okay what my feed okay if someone comments if someone in the comments is getting recommended this i please let me know but yeah so it's what okay so it's a chicken nugget what does that mean like tyson like a chicken nugget yeah but it's got a fate it's got eyes and a mouth like the annoying orange yeah kind of and then it's but it's yeah so and then it's like mumbling because it's not really singing it well it's mumbling the

cotton eye joe can i can i have a rendition of what the nugget's doing yeah it's it's kind of I'm like, I'm very low-down goat. It's kind of like that. Has anyone else seen this? I can't get this off my feed, bro. I'm trying to – I got to try to – Can you play it, Jason? It's like –

He can't get past the captcha and the volume on the TV is not – Well, there's one on YouTube. There's also no volume. Oh, well. Yeah, I don't see it anywhere here. It sounds fun. I wish I was in on this. No, no.

It's complete brain rot. I don't want to search it, because then I feel like I'm going to get it. And sometimes, I'm not going to lie, sometimes Nikocado Avocado is in the video for some reason. And then he's like eating. He tries to eat the nugget, but he's like, I've been married a long time ago. Where'd you come from? Where'd you come from?

Where'd you come from? Got a lot of dough. Without the Nikocado, I've been married a long time ago. Why does it sound like, in the beginning, it kind of sounded like Michael Jackson as a chicken nugget singing Cat and the Nugget. This one's in the desert, but this account is called Omega Chicken. Can you check how many views does it have? This one. That one has four million.

Other people know this. I'm telling you. Yeah, I can see that. And dude, the top comment is always like, dude, I can't let her know I fuck with this heavy. Please, no one look at my feed. Well, I'm sorry that's happening to you. I'm sure it's going to happen to me now

because we searched it and also the phones are listening. Yeah. Well, now I'm trapped in that. I'm going to have to do a lot of work to get out of here. I have to do a lot of work. Once you're in a trap, you're in the trap. All right, Jason.

All right, question time. Question time. Question time. All right, so you're meeting your 18-year-old self. Fuck me. Oh, is that what I say? Let me reset. Reset, reset.

You have to seduce your 18-year-old self. I have a situation. What? You don't think you could seduce your 18-year-old self? I don't think I could go back and bang my 18-year-old self, Danny. I think I could. All right. Easy.

Easy? Yeah. Do you think you could go to your 18-year-old self and convince him to bang you? No. I don't think so. Wait, can I lie to him? Yeah.

That's not seducing. I can't, you need to fuck your future self before the world ends. That's seducing. That's seducing. That's not seducing. That's not seducing. That's seduction.

How do you seduce over there? I'm not saying it's, you know, it may not be ethical seduction, but it's certainly seduction. But if they're not aroused, is it not seduction? They don't have to be aroused. Oh, well, all right. What are we doing now with your 18-year-old self, by the way?

True, true. How about, you know? I'm just saying. I mean, but I think it's easy. Either way. Next. That wasn't the question. All right, so it's a situation.

You're meeting your 18-year-old self. You're allowed three words. What do you say? Fuck me, please! why did you also scream it so loud into the mic emphasis screamed it so loud no uh three words oh i don't know what can you really say with three words just buy bitcoin i was gonna say buy gamestop stock yeah that's what a lot of people were saying really like nvidia and the price and the date that really i feel like we should limit financial advice because it's just

it's so easy yeah it's by bitcoin by gamestop by nvidia stock yeah hmm what i guess if we did the same question but it can't be financial advice i just can't just financially advise them yeah i just be like seek what's unseen just something for me like what the fuck is that guy talking about i'll just do something annoying i don't know fuck me please no that's not the answer That's not the answer. The please is rough. We could remove like financial. I think that makes it more fun because then you can just tell yourself to buy stocks.

Yeah. Sell stock and the date. Dude, you know, I would maybe say don't go college. Don't go college? Even though it sounds like I didn't go to college by saying that. I'm limited to words here. Does my past self know it's me? Yeah.

You're meeting your 18-year-old self. Honestly, this is what will happen with Danny. I know for a fact this is what will happen with Danny. It's like as soon as he sees himself, he'll just say something out of like, oh, wow, it's you, and then gone right back. Like, oh, look at you, back. Yeah, that could happen. I don't know.

I don't know. What am I trying to convey to my 18-year-old self? Can I do charades? Oh, good question. I don't even know what I would say. First of all, it would only be financial advice. What else would you say? Maybe you made a mistake in life.

I don't know. Keep on going or something like that. Yeah. Never give up. Just something that a 48-year-old white woman would have on their wall or something. Yeah. Live, love, laugh. Yeah, live, love, laugh.

That's the story right there. Exactly, right there. I would just tell my 18-year-old self, live, love, laugh. I think it's live, laugh, love. And I would also say, punch Danny. Face. Face. Hard.

I snuck in an extra word. Punch Danny hard. Make TikToks early. tiktoks all right i guess that's semi-financial advice though yeah no i think i'd say don't go college and then uh but then i'm not even telling him to do anything else yeah you're kind of just setting him on the just yeah just don't don't go college and he's like well what do you want me to do then and say that now you're gone pandemic 2020 oh that one's scary prevent he just has to figure out how to stop it there would be first of all you don't want to do anything that's going

to turn yourself into a crazy person like oh i've i've gotten i'm i've been warned of a pandemic like please you have to believe me that'll literally turn you into a like a crazy person if i saw my future self and they only said three words to me it doesn't matter three words are you're probably gonna go a little crazy a little crazy but if you're telling them to stop a worldwide thing. First of all, what can he do to stop it? He'll figure it out. I don't know.

What if I just said, go fuck yourself? He'd probably just jerk off. That's fine. If he did that, that would seduce him. True. Back to seducing your 18-year-old self. Because he would fuck you. That's tough. Three words is tough. I would probably just fuck with him at that point.

If I can't get financial advice, just be funnier. Fucking asshole. I don't know. I have no idea. You think that if you were completely erased from our memories, you'd be able to get back in? Like, figure out a way to make us fall in love with you again? As friends? It's hard. It's hard.

But I can't allude to the fact that I was there at one point. Bro, it would be so easy. Oh, okay. He's saying it would be easy. Yeah, I guess you can. but like pictures are wiped of you like memories

wiped of you but you know all of our interests and everything is so easy you said you know where we go to drink

and hang out you go to that bar sit down next to us strike a conversation about the things you know we love right but it's a tricky

first couple interactions because the first couple interactions be like JT this fucking kid is stalking us dude you don't want to come off as a creep

and for Danny tough not tough tough tough tough no I just gotta to get for the first few meetings you gotta do when you're really drunk i think that's an easy

way when you start to i don't know if that's a good tactic that's personally when i start to intermingle with the rest of society the thing is it is hard at this age to like make new friends yeah but it's not making a new friend it's remembering an old one but it's not but it's not everything's white also it's tough because so now so many years without you are white you You can't even do like the old, like the best way to make new friends as an adult is to like have a similar hobby. But we don't really have hobbies, so we can't even do that strategy. No. So how does it work?

Because all the, all like the, when you went to the movies and saw the Avengers and he was there, is he just like this void in that memory? Or is it like there was some kid with us? I don't know who it was. No, no, it's just gone. Just gone. So you never saw the Avengers then? No, no, you did, but he just wasn't there. Okay.

That's, like, it's AI fixed. That patch of memory is fixed with AI. It just wasn't there. Isn't there a passcode that we set for a situation like this? There is. Don't say it. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

What is wrong with you? Are you crazy? What? Are you crazy? What? What? Are you wild? Why would you do that?

I didn't say it. Did I say it? No, it was wrong on top of that. Okay, so it wasn't even the right one. I was intentionally not saying the real one. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. You tried hard there.

That means in a situation, not only would you fuck us, you'd fuck yourself. Why? Go back to your 18-year-old self. Why? We have this code, you know, to get out of a situation, a planned, unplanned situation. And it's a very specific phrase. I forgot it. I can't believe you were about to just fucking launch it into-

Wait, was that the phrase? It was very close. Okay. Now we got to fuck- So many years has that been ingrained. What is wrong with you? Why do you need a new phrase? Why would you say the old one?

What is the problem with that? I don't get it. Is that now the imposter can watch the podcast and find it out. But that wasn't the phrase. You don't understand why that could have been just an information. Well, no, now I understand, which is why I gave them the phrase. I don't think we should give him the new phrase. I don't think he's getting the new phrase.

Because he's just going to. I already have the old phrase that is still intact. No, it's gone. That's still intact. That's corrupted. It's wiped. You ruined it. I don't have the old phrase.

We have to set. We have to create a new password. What was the old password? I'm not saying it either. Why not? Because just in case, because we have so many. If you're not willing to say it, then you're not going to create a new password. We have so many other people that know it that we can't just mass text change the life password to everybody.

Okay, so we're not changing it. No, no, we are. You're not included. What the hell? I can't tell you now. There's an imposter, Danny. We're going to have to shoot one of them. I don't know.

Well, I would use the phrase. Yeah, it's old. Actually, this is a night. Can't use password that's been used in the past three months. I think that would do it, first of all. I think that would do it. It would do it close. But no, it also wouldn't do it because I feel like you're saying that if you were wiped

and you came back and you said the phrase. Yeah. I still don't think that would work because we would just be like, oh, fucking someone's fucking with us because they know it. You know what I mean? I think it's a lot harder than you think. Like that whole, what was the movie with Channing Tatum where his- Magic Mike.

His wife, not that one, the worst one. The one where his wife- 21 Jump Street. She's the man. That one was good. That's not either of them. Was Channing Tatum in that? Yeah.

Oh, really? Okay. The one where his wife gets into an accident, loses a memory, and has to fall in love with him again? 51st Dates. Oh, that's a good one. That's very close. Very close. I don't know the name of it.

Like, that's bullshit. I don't think you'd be able to do that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So you think that you'd be able to make us fall in love with you easier than a significant other? Well, no. We don't have to fall in love with him.

Yeah, no. That's not what I said. That's kind of. um it's i mean it would be hard but i think i could do it it'd be really hard though you said you said easy you think you could do it i think i think it definitely it's somewhere between okay so again we're kind of at an age where people kind of stop making friends which makes it tough but if he went back to like when we're 15 with all the info he has then for sure 15 now it's Harder.

Still doable. When was the last time you made a new friend? Oh, I don't know. 2004? Maybe. Were you seven? 2004. You're definitely right, though.

The hardest part is the beginning. The first contact is the hardest part. First contact. I think that's by far. Because everything can really go sour right there. Bad first impression, every time you're now trying again, they're like, oh, this guy. Yeah, oh, the guy that threw up

because he wanted our first interaction to be when we were all blackout drunk. I didn't say blackout, I said drunk. Eh, same. JT said it would be easy. I don't think, I think I'd probably, I would, I'd try, I think it's, I don't think it's,

I really don't even think it's possible, actually. I don't, like, not anywhere close to, you kind of just give up on how close that would be. It's more like just, oh yeah, he comes sometimes, and you get that little, oh God, look how it used to be, and then it's like back to, you just go home again. i don't think it's possible personally even the falling re-falling in love with a significant other thing like it's not possible like it can happen like you guys could like get back together

maybe but it's not just like it's it's just broken vase you know i think it'd be easier if both of us had amnesia or whatever spell this is you know if all three of us had it or yeah yeah yeah like if everybody but then we just wouldn't it just wouldn't we'd be gone well now i'm talking more about the significant other thing it's like if both of you were in a car accident and you both got amnesia i think it'd be easier to fall in love again yeah until you find out which one was driving what if we we all like us three got amnesia but like then our moms were like oh yeah these were like your good friends do you think like we could become good friends again yeah like we would hang out once be like guys kind of weird yeah i think because of our moms i think

it's easier. Because then we can just relive our old memories and we don't even remember that we already lived them. That's why I think people get along with each other so well in nursing homes because people will just tell the same

story to the same people every day and it's a new story every day and it's a banger every day. Martin does that. It's not the same banger every day. Martin tells us the same story every day except we have our memories. We're not elderly. he's still around we keep him around but sometimes it's funny when someone's telling you the same story because then you can go no way is this about to happen and just you know like predict what's

about to happen in their story bro dude there was there was one time where uh i think source fed came out with uh riddles like a riddle video like trying to solve riddles and i watched it when it first came out and then later that week nick one of our friends came over and he just sat down and He was like, oh, I got a bunch of riddles. Do you want to try to solve them? And then I was like, yeah, sure, sure. I like riddles. And then I didn't tell him I watched the video,

but he was verbatim asking me all the riddles from the video. So he'd be like, oh, like something, something, this. I'd be like, oh, I don't know. Is it a book? And he'd be like, it is a book. And then another thing, he's like, oh, this is, I was like, oh, hmm, oh, tomorrow. The answer's tomorrow.

He'd be like, it is tomorrow. Damn, I didn't figure that out. And I answered every single one correctly. And he got angry and he went home because I got them all. I went, that's what you get for coming at my intelligence there. He's like, oh, let me sit down.

Let me hang out and ask you some riddles. Well, that's what you get. I answered them all, bitch. All right. Jason, you got a question for us? A news article? You got something? I wouldn't mind a news article.

I see a lot of stuff up there. Time for some picky news. I feel like that's a segment now. I just read it. I didn't read this article. I see a Japanese man. This one looked interesting. All right.

A Japanese man who spent a fortune to become a dog has done his first interview in costume. And I'm guessing this is him. Oh, I thought that was a dog. Is there any clip of the interview? That is a man. We could probably find it.

He has spent a whopping $2 million. Oh, wait, $2 million, yeah. He's only spent $14,000 on this project. That's honestly not that bad. It's pretty good. Into a canine breed, a collie, the transformation was made possible through a custom-made dog-suited craft

and skilled by hands at Zeppet. I don't know. There is an interview. Oh, my God. That looks terrifying. It looks like a dog. So he's basically like the greatest furry who's ever lived. Very realistic furry.

Yeah, do what you want, I guess. You know, good for you. If I had an extra 14K, I don't know if I'd do that, to be fair. Drop your insights and opinions in the comments below. I don't think they should open up. Let's see what the comments say. I don't think they should open up a forum for us to talk about it. Oh, there's no comments?

Yeah, I would turn those off. There's nobody comments on these websites. Yeah, no. I mean, that guy's allowed to vote. Maybe. I don't know the rules over there. In Japan? I'm sure he is.

Wow. I mean, pretty good, all things considered. It's not that good. I mean, it's pretty good. I could walk like a dog way better than that. Yeah, I think I could do it better than that. Oh. Way better than that.

I don't know about that. I think you can do it, too. Imagine seeing someone in a realistic but also clearly off human costume coming up to you. That's what the dog's experiencing. Yeah, but it would be a dog in a little slightly off human costume. The funny part to me is whenever the character breaks

and he just stands up. I think that's funny. Or when he has to... Do you think he pees from there? Yeah, I'm sure he has a penis apparatus. Yeah, probably. All right. Oh.

Oh. Don't awe this. Yeah, I don't like this. What? It's like a... I mean... If you just suspend disbelief for a second, that's just a cute dog.

I would be horrified if I saw that in real life. You wouldn't know. I don't think you'd really know. I don't know. I really don't think you'd know. Are you kidding me, Danny? It has dead eyes. They don't move.

Either it's a man in a dog suit or a heavily sedated dog. It's also way too big. The face is off. The face doesn't move whatsoever. I'll tell you what. when this channel gets a

when this animal I want to be an animal channel gets enough money and they make a really good one he could probably do a moving mouth and everything

yeah I'd be more impressed then you know what I never understood Pivot um the two person costume with the horse when one's the ass

yeah like what does that work for three seconds you know huh yeah cause you're hugging the guys like

you're sniffing the guys ass in front of you yeah so what about when you want to get a drink You just have horses cut in half? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think 95% of the night is spent apart.

Half horse. And it's just like a gag sometimes. You're like, hey. And then the rest of the time you walk around as a horse's ass, which is kind of funny. I guess that's funny. Yeah. There's more who you've got to convince someone to, yeah,

you'd be the horse's ass. My friends won a costume contest, and they were both two big red balloons, two big red circles. And then a third friend would hold up a picture behind them, of kate upton's face so they're kate upton's boobs okay all right i get that i you would need a pretty big kate upton head cut out yeah for sure but when they're separated then you have no idea who they are you're just a red ball just a ball from wipeout yeah that's good too yeah you are a ball from wipeout you think four balls from wipeout would win a competition if you have a

guy yes you need a guy you don't i don't think a guy would do it but if you had a little stick man that would be so good you definitely make it on the Wipeout like Instagram page yeah maybe in 2008 do they still do things

I don't know John Cena's the host John Cena is the most recent host with the is it cake lady they had to pivot

after they killed someone oh that's good someone died oh same someone broke their neck on their obstacle course yeah they they killed someone

well I mean someone happened to you know yeah yeah the show killed someone. I mean, if you took the show

to court, you wouldn't get 25 to life. They would get a settlement of millions of dollars to the family. That's probably true.

That's probably true. The guy didn't, wasn't athletic enough. And that's, and that's their fault. They, bro,

they purposely picked, It was the ultimate wipeout, really. They purposely picked, Jesus Christ. It was. They purposely picked fat, unathletic people

because it's funny to watch them fall. Yeah. No one dies on Ninja Warrior even though that, those ops are way crazier, way higher falls, way harder. I disagree.

No, not really, though. They're not meant to fall. Like, they're harder obstacles, but it's not like an obstacle that you, like, fall into and bounce off, you know? Yeah, I would argue that American Ninja Warrior is water. Imagine, Scooby-Doo, American Ninja Warrior is way safer than Wipeout.

You don't, way safer. Well, I'll tell you, I'll give you a stat. Someone died on Wipeout, Jason. You know how many people died on American Ninja Warrior? Well, let's find out. Warrior? Again, to clarify, American Ninja Warrior, far harder. Not saying that.

Easy! I think that I don't think people would have died if all the entrants of Wipeout were American Ninja Warrior people. Uh-oh. I don't think anyone would have died. I disagree. Uh-oh, JT. Oh, no. He's just a guy who died.

Dumbasses. Also, he's the one looking up at the end. And you think that if all of the contestants of Wipeout were American Ninja Warrior entrants, someone would still die. I think that's great. I think that it is still way more possible that they would die on Wipeout than American Ninja Warrior. Bro, Wipeout, it's like one of the fucking levels is just a fucking thing that swings around and you have to jump over like you're playing Fall Guys.

Like every single person on American Ninja Warrior could do that and not fail. Okay, well, I don't know about that. You know, it's a little tricky. They're ninjas. They're American ninjas. Well, they are warriors. Also, 99.9% of them lose. They don't even do it.

Oh, there's only one winner. So, I don't know about all that. Because they are compared by time. So, one guy makes it in 40 seconds, another makes it in 45. Yes or no, answer this. Do you think the person, same caliber of specimen, it's easier to die on Wipeout than American Ninja Warrior? Yes or no?

I think it's probably Wipeout. What? I think it's probably Wipeout. That's what we're saying. Yeah, I agree with you guys. I'm just arguing for fun. Bad guy. I'm just arguing for fun.

Bad guy over here. Bad guy over here. I have another thing, quick. We'll wrap up on this, I guess. I saw something on TikTok where a person can't rotate their arm this way and their opposite arm the opposite way.

I could do it. So one has to go this way and then one has to go this way. Oh, you could do it. Is this right? No, that's the same way. Oh, shit, you're right. When you think about it, you can't do it.

Oh, shit, you're right. That's hard. when you think about it you can't do it you you're as soon as as soon as i think about it my brain literally goes no i keep reverting you can't do it so this one goes this way yeah there you go oh oh you got it oh okay a little bit of thinking i think you need you need uh i need to not think there you go yeah we got it wow all three of us can do it once i not think i can do it all three of us can do it i can't do it for too long i'll revert yeah there i got it yeah Wow We're fucking

Are we in a special group Are we in a special group Yeah no I can do that This one's like That's easy Everyone knows how to do this one now I guarantee There's not another group of friends

Where all three of them Can do it at the same time I guarantee it Challenge me There's no way There Oh I forgot There was one where like

You do this You do the fingers Like shoot the bunny Oh yeah I can't do that I don't want to shoot a bunny I did it Nope Hold on.

Shoot the bunny. Two fingers out. You got a double barrel. Shoot the bunny. You have your thumb out. There's only one extra. There was one I forgot. It's like you make a figure eight with this hand.

Yeah, you're getting crazy. Yeah, I mean, relax. Also, then put your leg behind your back. You make a figure eight with this hand, and then you do something with this hand, and this one immediately reverts backwards. That's too complicated. I forgot.

That's too complicated. Someone can look it up. I said people like the fucking, like, those things, you know, whatever. Why are you snapping your fingers in a Z formation? It's something like with beats. Have you always known how to snap? No. Me neither.

Couldn't figure it out. Long time. Couldn't figure out how to do it. I only learned, like, and we might have talked about this for, like, five years ago or something, that when you snap, the noise comes from your middle finger smacking your palm. And I didn't know that. You know, I could do it. I don't really believe that.

Where else would it come from? I thought it's just this part, this friction part. No. So you can test it. You could put something soft here, and you won't be able to snap. You can't put your hand there because it's not soft enough. That's why. That's enough out of you.

Do we have something? Here, right there. Give me that. Give me that. Yeah, I see it. All right, so what do I do? Put it where your palm is. Like that?

Well, I mean. Well, your finger's going to have to smack it, so kind of like right here. Put it like over your palm. I can hold it there for you. that that's perfect yeah yeah oh you're right yeah it sounds yeah no you're right it sounded like a it's not a pop you silenced my snap let's see jt tell them where to find you let's get out of here you can find me on instagram at the j balls you can find me crying you can find me at ant prisco can't forget to follow the picky

boys podcast all of the links are in the description down below and there'll be a few popping up right here also i just want to say brian crash fractures leg in three places below the knee uh an american ninja warrior just so you know but did he die but did he did anyone fracture the leg in three places on wipeout that he sounds like sure he sounds like an american ninja loser