Picky Boys Podcast - The Five Minute IQ Test (World’s Fastest!) - Picky Boys Podcast #293

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny take the world's fastest IQ test, crashing into a parked car, JT's genius Iphone update, and binging Youtube cringe! How many IQ test questions did you get right? New Halloween Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/ 

don't some of them have like girlfriends or boyfriends going into it not this show they probably do i i think they do oh man i don't think oh man you know what would have been worse if i was wrong about that yeah you took a big risk there dude a drunk driver came down the street barreling must have been at least 60 miles an hour i don't know the man was going fast all right we ready yep let's do it welcome back to the picky boys podcast welcome welcome welcome welcome what's going on what's going on what's going on i mean i think jt there's a couple things that happened recently we got some stuff yeah we got some stuff to talk about what do we want to do first the fact that a drunk driver completely destroyed the front of my house kind

of jt has an iq test for us the should we do the uh what happens for diamond tier at the end of of the month first. What should we do? Which one? I said we'll get the Diamond Tier out of the way. Get the Diamond Tier

out of the way? What happens to Diamond Tier at the end of the month? It's nearing the end of the month and we just released merch,

pickyboys.com. Diamond Tier gets put into a lottery and wins a free piece of merch at the end of the month every month and it pays for itself

if you win. I think the last time we gave away three items and the highest ticket item was 60 bucks, 50 bucks. Yeah. And Diamond Tier is 15.

You get 15% off merch and a chance to win a merch item that's that much. It pays for itself. What are we doing? And it's perfect because it's the new merch. First of all, everyone loves, including me. And you unlock hundreds and hundreds of posts. That's out of the way. What do we want to do next?

Piggyboys.com, by the way. Patreon.com. Piggyboys.com is the merch. Let's do the IQ test and then the drunk driver. Are you guys ready for the world's shortest IQ test? Sure. People think we don't plan things. Look at us. Kind of.

Because it's the world's shortest, if you get all three questions wrong, you have a zero IQ. You know that, right? But if I get all three questions right, I'm Einstein. I have a 160, I think it'll put you at. That's the highest?

Yeah. I think I'm 162 range, I think, personally. I'm just making these up. I'm going to be in Mensa. All right. That sounds like an insult thing. I mean, in a way it is. Are you guys brains?

I mean, it's early. Are you guys brains ready? Yeah. It is early. All right. It's afternoon. It's early. JT woke up two minutes ago.

It's early for JT. All right. All right, here we go. Question number one. Do we answer same time? I'd say I'm going to call on him and call on you, and then after I'll call on you and call on him. Oh, snake draft.

Okay. I'm not going to give you too much time either. That's the point of an IQ test. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Question number one, world's shortest IQ test. A bat and a ball cost $1.10. The bat costs $1 more than the ball.

How much does the ball cost? Ten. What about ten what? Ten cents? What about you? Wait, what? Say it again? A bat and a ball cost $1.10.

The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? Five cents? Okay. Explain your thinking. I didn't think. And explain your thinking. Well, no, I want him to explain his.

I think I'm right. The thinking was I didn't think. I just said the first thing that came to my mind because I think it's one of those overthinking things. And also it's about quickness, right? It's IQ, quickness. But if the ball costs $0.10, how much does the bat cost? A dollar.

That's $0.90 more. Yes, that's true. The answer is $0.05. Okay, next question. It takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets. How long does it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets? Antonio. No, that's why we need a piece of paperweight tape again.

It takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets. How long does it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets? Antonio. Five machines, five minutes, five widgets. A minute a machine. This is too easy. It's not. I got to say.

What's the answer? I got to say 100, but it's too. What about you? Wouldn't that be an hour and 40 minutes? The answer is five minutes. If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets, it's still five minutes. It's five minutes per machine. True, true.

Okay, ready? Question three. That was a really dumb answer. Another one. An hour and 40. This is too fast. It was also, you came up with 100 minutes, then converted it to. I don't know why he converted it.

Well, I was trying to do a conversion, make it a little smarter. Okay. Last question. In a lake, there's a bunch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days to cover the whole lake, how long does it take the patch to cover half the lake? What the fuck does that mean?

You're saying it doubles in size? Yeah. Oh, it would take 39 days. Okay. and say it again in a lake there's a bunch of lily pads

every day the patch doubles in size wait that's right that's right 39 days if it takes 48 days to cover the whole lake oh wait no no

wait no no 47 47 47 47 47 47 I thought you said 40 days

47 days 47 days I figured it out I figured it out 38 no I thought he said not only did you already lock in your answer

when I was still trying to read the question the second time you exclaimed how right you were you're locked in No, I know what it is. 47 days. 47 days.

Locked in. How long does it take for the patch to cover half the lake? 47 days. Correct. Wrong. Yes. Yes. He only knew that because I said it.

You know what's important about having a high IQ is knowing when to chime in and when to answer. I said 47 days. I figured that one out. You got two out of three. You got zero out of three. That's not true. I got one out of three. Oh, wait.

No. Oh, that's right. You didn't get any. I got one. I got the last one. You said 39. Yeah, but obviously, that's because I thought you said 40 days. 40 days and 40 nights.

And so, but just because of that, you know that I have the logic down, and if I read 48, I don't know. You sounded like someone who has a low IQ here. I'm just saying. Why was it what it was? Why was it 47? Because it doubled on the last day. Yes.

That's what I – Filling the whole lake. No, I told you that. I gave you that answer. Actually, you confused me when you said 30. What did he say? A random number? He said 47, 28?

He said 39. Oh, so you did say 39. Got it. Well, no, yeah, because I thought he said 40 days. That was good. I wanted you to leave a little more on the baseball bat question. That one's funny. Leave a little more time for him to explain?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was no, again, that was not, there was no explanation to be said. I just, that first thing that came to my mind, boom. A dollar. That's fair. Well, the first thing that came to your mind was 39 as well. So doesn't that count? True, but I didn't try to rectify the baseball bat with the right answer.

I knew the answer for that one. So you had dignity on that one. Yeah. Okay. I knew the right answer. And if I thought it was 40, obviously my logic stands. If the question was 40 days, it would have been right. Well, if I changed the question to my answer, which was wrong, actually.

That's obviously the trick of the question. And people go, oh, 24 days? Yeah. The world bends to what Danny wants. No, I... Danny used to take tests and rewrite the questions to an answer he liked. He'd be like, you know what? I don't like this question.

Let me make it... Again, I was also trying to go speed. That's what JT told us at the beginning. That's probably what screwed me. I mean, it's definitely what screwed you. We watched it happen in real time. So you probably got... What did you get?

Two out of three corrects? Probably take, I don't know, some time points off. Now you're looking at one and a half, I think. If we're taking time points off me, what about wrong answer points off for you? Oh, I mean, that would put me at zero. Ish. Zero-ish. I'll take one and a half-ish if you get zero-ish.

I'm down with it. IQ is a bad way to measure intelligence anyway. Really? As many scholars have said. I disagree. Yeah? Yeah. I don't know.

I mean, if you fold this piece of paper, how many dots? I mean, what IQ? Who am I? IQ is, like, one of the most reliable predictors of success. Oh, now that sounds like he's coming at you for what you said a second ago. Financial success, at least. Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying it's not a good way to measure intelligence. What's the name of the test?

That's fair, I suppose. What's it called? I don't know. I saw it on a TikTok. No, I'm saying, what's IQ stand for? Intelligence quotient. Ah, that's strange. Hmm.

Hmm. I mean, it is. It's almost like it might be built for that, to test intelligence. I think so. But I don't know. I mean, I'm just saying, look at the bunch of scholars who said this. You keep saying that. I don't know.

I've never heard a scholar. A bunch of scholars who said this, truly. Name two. I don't know the scholars' names. They're just scholars. Mr. Scholar. Mr. Scholar and his wife, Mrs. Scholar. Because it doesn't measure whether you're, like, you know,

any, like, actual, quote, unquote, information. It's just reasoning skills. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. But information. But someone can be slow at reasoning and still very intelligent in a subject. But that just means they memorized a bunch of stuff.

This is supposed to test whether you had a lot of education growing up, whether you had little education. It's just your brain's computing power. It's really a logic test over an intelligence test. And logic and intelligence are different. I think you're just using whatever word you're choosing for what we're defining intelligence as, like probably. Yeah, words.

No, I'm saying for what intelligence is, the definition you're just using different words for like you're just you're you're lying about what logic is a part of intelligence for sure but it's not the whole thing because just because you're logical doesn't necessarily mean you're intelligent it sounds like someone where if you got three out of three he might have a different opinion no i mean usually the people that are most upset about this are the people who are like you know get into or like really good at school but then are not good at iq tests because because they're like like have you ever seen those cut videos yeah it's like like this happened and everybody knew it was gonna happen because

this is always the thing about wait sorry explain basically cut videos are like six six strangers have to try to organize themselves of who they think is the most intelligent gotcha and the person who thought they were the most intelligent did this because they work in like a bio lab and they do all this stuff and they were very confident about it but they got the second to lowest IQ. Because that's what happens is people who are like quote unquote in smart fields may not have

may not do well on a logic test. But they all rank each other and like they all kept putting this like I guess like this military guy like which you don't think people in the military are smart I guess. They kept all putting him at the end and he ended up being somewhere in the middle maybe in the higher range.

Nothing is more satisfying than watching now I know which videos you're talking about. Yeah. Nothing is more satisfying than watching those videos and seeing the person who's, oh, I'm the smartest. I need to be at least in the top two being dead last. Oh, it makes me feel so good inside. I don't know why.

I love it. I love it so much. Like, yeah, get to the back of the line, Becky. That was a specifically good one too. She was really pulling out all the stops as to why she is the most intelligent. What'd you get? Did your parents love each other?

Did your parents love each other? What'd you get on the SATs? I'm like, shut the fuck up. Get to the back of the line. Those videos are good. They also had another one where they all try to rank each other based on how much money or their salary.

Not really salary. How much money they make. Some of them start to get a little strange because that one's strange. But obviously they can't tell each other what they make. Yeah, but they can tell each other their job. And they all try to like, hmm, you're a fitness influencer.

Actually, that's a Jubilee one. The one where they rank themselves as Jubilee, which is like another channel that does the same thing. Cut is they bring in somebody who has to try to, like I was watching one yesterday, is who has a white significant other. So someone will come in, and they have to try to guess who has,

but they do all this stuff. I love those videos. Addicted, actually. I saw one that's ranking, men try to rank who has the biggest wiener. I'm like, what do we? Yeah, that's a jubilee. I was like, what do we do?

This one's a little strange. But then we get real dicey, and it's rank in order. Who do you think's more attractive? those start getting dicey. Well, those are lame, though, because there is no answer. There is no...

What are we doing here? There's no definitive answer. No, I'm saying one, two might be a toss-up. Four, five, you could get it. Dude, I would love to be a part of those. I would love to be a part of those four other men, and we rank who's the most attractive. I'd get it right immediately.

Look at this beautiful, tall man. But people would disagree. People would have different orders than you. That's because people don't accept what the world is. No, no, no. I'm saying if a neutral third party came in and ranked the whole group, they might have a different order than another neutral third party who came in. That's why the IQ is so fun is because they can do this like,

who is the smartest, and then there's an actual test to quote-unquote prove it. And the financial one, it's like, there is a real answer. Who makes the most? Who makes the least? The attractive one, at the end of the day, it is all subjective. I'm not going to lie. That one makes me uncomfortable too. I know.

It hurts. I saw them all ranking this girl dead last, and every single one ranked this girl last. I'm like, I feel for her. Oh, my God. I saw another one. I would just take last so I could tell everyone else where they go. I saw such a good one.

It was rank only fans models on how much money you think they make. That really hard. Really, really hard. Yeah, because what do they spread in their ass and stuff? You're like, oh, that looks nice. No. Like, how would you? That's just ranking someone on attractiveness.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You asked, like, what, like, niche do you serve? Yeah, exactly. Like, what kind of content do you make? That was a very specific way to say that. No, because, like, the girl who's the hottest will probably be somewhere in the middle. And then the girl who's, like, kind of mid will be all the way at the top 10 times everyone else because she's into, like, furry poop play or something. Right, right, right.

Maybe not that, but into something. To be fair, the one who was the, like, you'd probably pick her for number one was the answer. but she also cheated kind of because she was wearing like an OnlyFans diamond necklace and it's like okay

you're really giving it you're really giving it away here oh yeah they don't care about the video they just want to be seen and shown as the top one true but the other ones

very hard to distinguish who's which one's which I think that kind of stuff that's hard to they were really good at making those videos

hard to watch you know it's like a reality it was a what the fuck was Housewives not Housewives but what's the one with

Ed Ed with no neck Oh, 90 Day Fiancé? 90 Day Fiancé, yeah. It's like that stuff. Watching that, it's just you want to not stop watching. I know. Have you seen The Cube?

Now we're just going through these videos. Have you seen The Cube? Yeah, we've... No, no, he's not talking about... No, no, no, not that. That's the TV show with Dwayne Wade or something. Well, I mean, that show is legitimately four-letter words called... Oh, it's The Button?

Seven-letter words. Is that The Button? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two people go on a date, then it turns red, and the first person to hit it says no. Oh! It is very hard to watch. Physical reactions. Honestly, I think everyone on that show is completely undateable based on personality alone.

Well, first of all, half the people, if you are a part of this, you're probably a little undateable here. Yeah. That's what I always say about I love the show Love is Blind. And I always say, first of all, all of these people are undateable. And even though sometimes I feel bad for them that they're being put through this torment in public, they signed up for this. And they're all crazy. Yeah. Yeah, but isn't there something where a lot of these people sign up

and they could be on 10 shows and whatever one they're thrown on, they're thrown on? Yeah. So then it starts getting hard. Actually, I didn't sign up for this. Love is Blind is a little more serious, though, because if you want to be shown on the show, you've got to commit to a marriage, which is tough.

Don't some of them have girlfriends or boyfriends going into it? Not this show. They probably do. I think they do. Oh, man. I don't think they do. Oh, man. I don't think they do.

They might. A lot of the big brother survivor, like that stuff, they have boyfriends going in and then they just start kissing the other attractive men. But that's not the objective of the game. That's different. Yeah, but that makes it worse to me that it's not the objective of the game and now you just cheated on your significant other away when it's not the objective of the game. Listen, call me not old-fashioned, but if my significant other kisses somebody and takes home a million dollars, fine by me.

Call you not old-fashioned. Oh, you think you're getting a piece of it after? Call me not old-fashioned. Are you kidding me? She's running away, or he's running away with the fucking hot person. Yeah, if she's kissing people on the show, they're not bringing that million home back to you. I don't know if that's necessarily true. i mean a lot of a lot you think first of all these showmances especially on like big brother

and survivor they're all fake for the objective of gaining you know winning the game so like it's not like these oh what is she's gonna run away with this guy no she's trying to play yes she's gonna run away with that guy no no no no you you don't i i think i've seen a lot a lot more than make it a few months past the show than you'd expect, and then they crumble and fall. A lot. They're always going to crumble and fall. A lot of them. I mean, yeah, but do those people have significant others

prior to that? I'm talking about those people, yeah. Those people. And then the showmance makes it months after? Yeah. I'd like to see one example. I'd like to see one singular example. I'll bet you $400. Stop betting me money. I don't want to take your money. Take my money! I just

want you to say a fact and not have to put a monetary behind it for it to be true is it true or not it is okay well then just prove it to me without it just prove it to me but then why would i that's just giving then why would i prove i'm right what kind of answer is that hey man i'm trying to get ahead in life here i'm not just gonna i don't need captain danny over here i don't need me to prove me right to you i'm just saying you seem very confident, name one example. A couple on The Challenge.

That got together and one of them was in a relationship when they were going into the show. Whoever watches The Challenge, Pauly and the redheaded chick, I don't know her name, but yes he got dannied again. And I think they're still together actually. All right, which one was together with their before? I think the the boy had a girlfriend, so that's usually how it goes I think. But way cooler that this was the outcome to proving him wrong, right? I know. God.

Oh, you know what's way cooler? Me losing $400. I don't even know if that's true, first of all. And I just got a great answer. Thank you for proving yourself. Did I tell you guys about my software I'm going to sell to Apple and make millions? Don't tell them. Yeah, what are we doing?

I'm going to tell them because hopefully Apple will just see this and give me this thing that I need. All right. But I want Apple to make a mode on your iPhone that you can swipe up and turn on that delays all your notifications by a minute. So every text, every notification comes in, you're going to get it a minute later. That sounds crazy, huh? Why, you ask? For sports fans that are getting the game spoiled because their stream is 30 seconds behind. And maybe you can change it.

You could change it to 30, to two minutes. but everything gets spoiled when I look at my phone when I'm watching a game because I'm watching an illegal stream and it's behind. Great idea. Love this idea. Yeah, I mean, I think it'll work.

I'm a little confused by the competition you might have. The do not disturb button. Well, I still want to text my friends about the game. You just don't want it spoiled. You want everyone to be on the same streaming as you. Yes. Hmm. I think you'd be surprised

that that's not implemented next month by Apple just sneakily and then you go wait a minute that's fine wait a minute that's fine how was i going to monetize this anyway i don't know i feel like i'd rather just have the ability on my phone and go okay we're good it would be great i would love that is there a setting on your phone that you could delay messages by a minute that's what i'm asking for i mean if there's saying does it exist we look into that part first no no r&d was spent i did not look it up but i feel like i would have heard of it if it did exist come on sports mode yeah some some sports mode on the phone some guy on

tiktok i'm going into sports mode some guy on tiktok would have said something along the lines of do you hate that your friends message you this is neat trick on the iphone double click this twice and whatever definitely doesn't exist it also isn't just illegal streams sometimes you watch you write like a real regular stream and it's just behind somebody else who's in a bar maybe who has like the t like the actual cable tv connects you know yeah no 100 if you're watching it on the uh like you know through the uh the espn app versus someone who's watching it on live tv yeah this is someone who's at the game and maybe spoiling it for you at the game would be the best case scenario for the the time i know when i was at when i was at the jet game i got a text

and somebody said something and i was like wait a minute it didn't happen yet like i was so confused but it was just it was just a it was just a coincidence that they were saying it they We were talking about the play prior, and they were like, oh, my God, did you see that? But then when they said that, like one second later, something crazy happened. And I was like – They're streams ahead of real life. What the hell is happening? Is this a time trap?

How the fuck? Like it didn't happen yet. How do they know this? I've never been to a football game, so I didn't know if they had replays or the lines or monitors, whatever they got. So I texted him. I went, oh, yeah, that was pretty close, huh? And he went, what? What are you talking about?

I went, oh, his foot was a half centimeter over the line of scrimmage. He went, no idea. The play just happened, so I don't know. They have some replays, but not all of them, especially sometimes ones like that where the play is already over. They don't want the fans to now yell at the referees. Yeah, that makes sense. But, for example, last week some guy broke his leg very badly,

and they showed that at the stadium but not on TV. Damn. Are you talking about the thing you sent us? Yeah. So how did everyone else see it? Well, I mean, if you show it at the stadium, you're going to get a footage of it. It's going around on Twitter.

Just because they show it on TV, they don't show it on TV, doesn't mean you won't get the angle eventually. You'll get the angle every time. True, because I know at least for baseball, like the day after, they upload all the camera footage from every camera and every angle.

That's how like John Boy can go through footage and find little stuff. Oh, interesting. I wish they did they do show me you know what show me

I want to see it true but that injury again you don't want to show I don't know that is pretty gruesome you don't want to show it

to regular children that's true but when the bench is clear oh yeah I want to see that I want to see them fight and it goes

sub whatever BK you know I don't want to see Steph Curry get punched in the face or something no I like when the bench

is clear you know what they also they don't show shriekers because they don't want to like first of all they're naked sometimes and also even just people running on the field they don't want to

encourage that behavior so they don't glorify them that's fine that makes more sense to me I don't want to see some guy's floppy disc running around anyway JT was about to bring up school shooters I was what? saw that from a mile away

saw that from a mile away I decided not to I went pulling out and Danny roped me back in wait what? what did I miss? When there's a school shooter, they don't put the name or the face on TV because they don't want to glorify it and give them the attention and the coverage. And it's the same exact thing for people showing their cocks at a baseball game. Same exact thing.

Yes. Yeah. I think both those things should be treated equally. Damn. Danny fucking. I had my hand. I had my hand. I was playing Texas Hold'em.

Danny just knew exactly what cards I had. Pocket aces over there. You know what would have been worse? If I was wrong about that. Yeah, you took a big risk there, dude. JT was about to break up. JT also could have just went, what? JT could have made Danny look like a psychopath.

Where do we go from there? Drunk drivers. Drunk drivers. JT goes. Drunk drivers. So we were chilling in the late hours, and we just hear bang, bang. Yep. Very loud.

And I'll tell you what. We have footage of it from our neighbors. We can't show it. But we have, in the video, I just want this to be said. As soon as the car hits our friends, it hit Brian's car. Brian got hit. He wasn't in the car. His car was parked.

But as soon as you hear the noise, our front door opens and we're already out there. It was the fastest we've ever acted on something. And this guy was drunk. Drunk, drunk, drunk boy. So what happened? You know, so a drunk driver came down the street, barreling, must have been at least 60 miles an hour. I don't know.

The man was going fast, and he smashed into our friend's parked car, elevated that car onto the sidewalk, fucking blew off his own front right tire. Yep. Totally, totally off the car. Hit the car in front of that, too. That car then hit the car in front of that,

and then we come out, and this guy's trying to drive away. Yeah, he's trying to drive away. He's backing up, going forward, into Brian's car again. Backing up, going forward, into the car again. And then you realize that, oh, his tire? Not on his car. Not on his car.

You could smell the fact that he was trying to get away because just the metal part of his axle was grinding into the fucking... I could actually take pictures of the street outside because it looks like a monster clawed through the concrete. Jesus. Even if he were to detach his car from Brian's car, he would have only gotten like 100 feet down the road.

There's no way you can drive that vehicle. He would have been able to drive straight. He just would have smashed to something else too. I'm saying even if he was sober, that car was going whatever way he wanted. And then we see him texting. He's drunk. He gets out of the car.

He's wobbling. The cops show up eventually. and then things get out of hand a little bit it's very strange so he was bringing so many people were showing up to like give support to him like what the hell was that well his wife came screaming down the street crying as a wife would i think the guy was taken away but the crazy is we were talking with the cops right and they were saying how all right wait hold on let me just because i I don't want to, like, mess up anybody here. The neighbors came out.

Everyone came out because it was so loud and it was so late. And they were talking about a time where giving us advice or the people who were involved in the accident, you know, like, make sure the insurance is right. You know, they wrote down something, like, by accident, and it messed something up with something that happened previously. So the guy who also car got hit asked to see the registration of the drunk driver just so he could take a picture of it just to make sure everything matches eventually.

and he was going to take out his phone and the cop immediately swapped the phone out of his hands, smacked his hands, and another cop pushed him. And we were like, what the? Whoa!

We've seen enough of like, it escalated so quickly and now once adults start getting pushed and touched, everyone starts yelling. And we were the youngest ones there and we were just like, this is immediately out of hand.

Because when you get into an accident with someone, you could swap registration. You could do all that. so he just wanted to take a picture just to make sure that everything ties out and shit exploded so fast wait why i don't know i don't i don't know is that illegal i don't know i don't i don't think so because then i then another cop who was off duty or retired showed up who's friends with the other pair of people saying like yeah you can do that no problem so shit was going it was just

why'd the cop push him i don't know i don't know why he pushed him it was so it was so it was so random and it's funny because you're you were talking from a perspective where at least we felt really comfortable being arguably more than 100 in the right yeah you know because because we come out this guy unbelievably drunk already told the cops he had nine gin and tonics or something he was like how much you had to drink five he went that's it maybe nine you know and just just kept going so we were a hundred percent in the right and shit still got out of hand so fast with just the people talking it was crazy how fast things escalate so quickly and he was uh the guy was speaking polish probably thinking no one would understand him because he was on the phone speaking

polish we had martin martin was there martin was translating for us secretly martin also did something kind of crazy because obviously when you see some this guy he crashes he's trying to drive away first thing you want to do is try to get a picture of his license plate that being said when somebody is flooring their vehicle trying to remove it you don't go behind that car to try to get the picture i mean easily if the wheel was still on and he was just like attached to the car It would have been like this. He would have been, boop, driven right over. I'm sure he would have smashed the car behind him,

trying to reverse out. Yeah. This guy would have smashed every car on the block if he had the chance to leave. Yeah, it's weird. And he got taken away and stuff. It was really scary, because we were all saying, you know, someone unbelievably, someone could have got hit.

It's just this drunk guy. So we were just trying to protect ourselves, kind of, or with the registration, you know, make sure this drunk guy, because it's a very possible, likely scenario, because of just how shit works is that this super drunk guy totaled his car, our friend's car,

and then the insurance gets fucked up. And then on top of all this bad luck, he has to pay for it or his insurance goes up because it's going to go up anyway probably, but it goes up a lot because you can't cross-reference stuff properly. Like it's just us trying to protect ourselves

from someone who did something so unbelievably incorrect. And you still get like something. It's just crazy. It's just like, it's a cool, it's like a funny ha ha story

because it happened the way it happened but like you said easily somebody Brian could have been going to get his bag in his trunk at that moment

and somebody dies yeah incredibly reckless don't drunk drive yeah so when you're talking to and you know the cops showed up

and they didn't even have to so who was it and everyone everyone it was maybe eight of us at that point everyone just went and then

everyone turns and it's just this guy just walking around like this so we thought like all right well that's case case done already told me he's drinking whatever and it's crazy i don't know weird i've seen something like this i think the guy was on drugs though and he tried to run he flicked his entire car jesus and he tried to run i was and i was kind of nervous that that guy was gonna try to run he was he got out of the car immediately and started

walking away yeah and then we were we were watching it was there was already four of us there we were watching and we were we were saying he has up to the tree up to the tree if he goes past the tree chasing him it's our turn and then truly right before the tree it looked like some his guilt inside him his drunk guilt and had him turn around and come back well i think i think this guy was really drunk but i don't think he was beyond the point of recognizing that But if you run, first of all, way worse, and your car, your evidence, like the biggest piece of evidence that literally is tied to your name is stuck there.

So, like, it is the worst idea to run. Never do it. It'll never work out unless you truly want to be a fugitive. Yeah. Ever. It'll never work out. With your car there? Run, claim it was stolen.

Boom. There's a way around it. I mean, there's cameras on the. Oh, here we go. I'm flipping him. I'm flipping him. There's, like, ring cameras and stuff on the block. Well, that's the problem.

Yeah. He was very much in 4K Ultra HD, 60 FPS. I mean, we were like the paparazzi out there as soon as he did. It was like fucking Lindsay Lohan was in there. You're like. Yeah. No, it was really. It was not funny, but also very funny at the same time because just watching Brian be upset was kind of funny.

But it's also, if it happened to me, I would also, I would be upset. So it's really what side of the coin you're on. Yeah. He was a good sport about it. He was a good sport about it. I mean, what are you going to do, you know? Yeah. I think you've got to accept that you're going in cuffs.

You're going away in cuffs. Did he go away in cuffs? No, not that guy. I'm saying Brian was a good sport about it. I mean, to be fair, the guy was also kind of a good sport about it. There was no more being a good sport. It was more just, oh, yeah, he got caught in the bank, in the vault, with the money and a sign that said, I'm stealing this money, you know?

Yeah, but you could, look, he could be here in being a bad person, or he could be here in being a bad person in that moment. And at least he chose the lesser bad person. That's true. The lesser evil. And the wife, although was crying, seemed relatively composed, makes me think not the first time. Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, it is very sad, because the wife was crying, and, you know, this guy's going away in cuffs, and it's like, oh. the wife is the wife that's a that's a tough position to walk in on because like you are obviously like everybody's upset at your husband and like you're affiliated with that

but you didn't do anything you were just watching you know housewives on your tv and then you got the call oh my fuck up yeah is that a polish accent no it's just a drunk guy that's like oh fuck can you do one in a polish drunk guy i don't know if i can do a polish there's a lot of z's there's a lot of z's yeah i'm not sure how they form words with all their consonants they got extra fucking letters in there too right it's like how is a word zwx yeah what is like how is that what's the one have you seen the z with like little squiggly on it no it's i'm doing a error writing it's like i thought you saw it over there is it in the room right now. A Z with like a little squiggly

thing. In the middle? Yeah, kind of. But it's not just like a line. It's like a... What's the question? Have you seen that letter? I don't know. All I can imagine right now is you're like you're on the Disney Channel and it's drawing it in the air for you in sparkles. Alright, Jason, here we go.

Write the poem with a Z. Is that a dick? Yes. That was a weird dick. It was a circle and then an oval. It was only one ball. No, I got both balls in there. I think I got a little infinity ball.

Infinity ball wiener. Good luck, Jason. Good luck doing all that. He's just going to cut it now. Yeah, I'm ready for the outro now. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we've had a lot of concerns.

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