Picky Boys Podcast - The Hundred Million Dollar M*rder! - Picky Boys Podcast #345
Episode Date: October 20, 2024Patreon 31 days of October is HAPPENING NOW! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss how to pronounce costume, whether you should answer three-time bell ...ringers, giving your blood away, a one-hundred million dollar dilemma, and the crackdown on free refills! Leave your thoughts about today's episode in the comments below! Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/
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yeah i think you should always leave a little wiggle room for people to steal a little bit
from you you know if they were solicitors and they rang the third time i opened the door like
what do you want and they said that they were in for a verbal beating is what i'm saying you're
gonna give away your blood yeah right it's too valuable he's right far too valuable yeah liquid
gold something like that liquid gold i'm installing this like mechanical remote switch
Just figure it out.
Just like, welcome back, by the way.
Yeah, welcome back, by the way.
Oh, it's the onesie episode.
Woo-hoo.
What?
It's the onesie episode.
Oh, onesie.
I thought he said Wednesday.
I'm like, this is Sunday.
No, no, no.
It's the onesie episode.
Onesie.
Comfy, comfy, comfy.
I'm going to say this isn't a true onesie because it doesn't have hand things.
That's a onesie.
Onesie just means.
Onesie's one.
I mean, I'd rather have free hands than, like, now I have droopy flaps.
I'd rather have the options.
I love options, babe.
That's a good point.
You know, I'm allowed to have these.
You can't.
And then if I'm really frustrated with them, I can just rip them off.
Very sweaty in here, by the way.
Very warm.
Your ears look very comfortable.
It is comfortable.
It was comfortable for the first hour, and now it's starting to get really hot.
Yeah, well, you were wearing it for way longer than you needed to.
That's probably true.
I was just sitting on the couch being a care bear.
And that means it's almost the end of October.
Next week is our actual costume.
We've been wearing little costumes here and there.
Next week's our actual costume.
Say costume.
Costume?
Oh, whoa, yeah.
He's doing the, what was the other word?
What was the last time?
Wait, no, no, no.
Capsule.
Capsule.
Wait, no, this is actually how I say costume.
Wait, what's happening?
Say costume.
Costume.
Chum, where's chum?
Where's chum coming from?
T-U-M-E.
Wait, how do you say it?
Costume.
I heard you say it.
You said it normal.
Costume.
Tomb.
Costume?
No, I said costume.
Costume.
Like with like a mushroom.
I've always said this.
We've worn so many costumes.
This isn't even a bit.
And I've never heard you say this.
This isn't even a bit.
I've always said costume.
I've never said costume.
Capsule?
Costume?
I don't think I say costume either.
No, it's costume.
Sometimes a T can make a ch sound.
Oh.
Now I'm losing it.
Can we get a...
I think you might be wrong.
Jason, I don't even know what he's looking up.
I just say costume.
Jason, would you stop looking up anime?
We're doing something here.
I'm sure both pronunciations are correct.
However, mine is more correct.
Now he's searching Riley Reid.
Jason, you've got to search up how to pronounce costume.
It's trending on Twitter.
This is Stoom, babe.
Oh, it does.
Play it.
It also says cast, so I'm confused.
Costume.
Costume.
It is costume.
You see?
Wait, is it like a regional thing?
I'm sure it is.
Yeah, probably.
They say potato somewhere.
Maybe like costume.
Costume.
I don't know.
If you want Jason to look up the different ways to say costume in different areas,
I don't think we're getting that search for about 40 minutes.
It's a very simple search.
It's a complicated search.
It's a very complicated search.
You just say costume or – spell it right or costume.
Spell it right.
See, now we're at it.
So now you're saying spell it wrong is your –
Just spell it phonetically.
Spell costume or costume.
All right, Jason, go.
Wait, but we're not – what's the question, though?
We could talk for another 30 minutes.
I get it.
He has no idea what to look – he just spelled it with a K.
He just spelled it with a K.
That is how the phonetics pronounced it.
But how do you want him to –
Yeah.
He has no idea what to say.
Literally type in costume, S-T-O-O-M, versus.
Add a C-H.
Yeah, versus costume.
I do think the.
This is going to return nothing, by the way.
Like, shroom, C-S-C-H-U.
You're just asking him to spell it how you're saying it.
By the way, yes, so we are entering the later half of October.
That means on Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys,
you'd have already seen probably 15, 16 videos of the 31 days of October.
Get in there.
Join the Discord.
We're at like 1,060.
We're about to get tattoos.
There's a lot of fun people in there, and we love you, and we're going to keep going
now.
Yeah.
Oh, you like that?
We'll be getting tattoos when this video comes out.
We'll be getting tattoos while this video comes out.
Literally.
We'll be being tatted.
So DM the picky boys.
Be like, how are the tats going while this is going on?
I'm sure they'll get posted.
Are we waiting?
Are we going to wait to post the video to post the Instagram stuff, probably?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, then we'll let it heal a little bit.
Yeah, we'll let it heal.
Okay, okay.
Fair enough.
Yeah, well, it'll be a Patreon video for sure.
For sure.
A whole Patreon vlog.
Six of us are getting tatted, so.
Yeah, pretty crazy.
Half of us, it's our first tats.
Half of us have virgin skin.
That's true.
Half of us, we still have virgin skin.
The four of us in this room and Chaz and Martin.
Yes.
It's going to be the tat group.
The tat group.
The tatted up, tatted up group for sure.
I have a question.
Well, you guys don't really have a doorbell or like had situations
where you would need to answer a doorbell randomly.
My point is, I could be on my couch and people come up.
I'm at the front of the house, the front door,
and just ring the doorbell.
People came up, rang the doorbell one time.
I looked out the window.
It's like three old bags, three old women.
I don't know what they wanted.
I didn't care.
I'm sitting.
I'm like, all right, they'll eventually leave.
Then they rang the doorbell a second time.
Then I'm sitting on the couch and I'm not answering this door.
But in my head, I was prepared fully that if they rang the doorbell the third time,
they would have wished they never did.
You know what I mean?
It's like you don't ring a doorbell three times.
And I think it was like a Jehovah Witness or something.
So it's like you don't get three rings, in my opinion.
You don't get three rings.
The problem is I don't think you guys have ever dealt with that.
I realize I'm in the wrong crowd.
I mean, I have a doorbell.
Yeah.
No, I know everyone has a doorbell.
But I've lived in places with a doorbell.
I used to have a doorbell in my apartment and my house.
Yeah, but they're not coming up to you on your floor and ringing three times if you don't know that someone's not coming to your door in an apartment building.
Yeah.
Then that's a real problem.
I used to live in my parents' house.
Yeah, but you were also a child to deal with it.
Like, you haven't dealt with it.
When's the last time you've dealt with that?
Probably in my parents' house.
15 years ago.
But I did witness.
I did, you know, answer the door.
I did answer the door, and they'd be like, oh, are your parents home?
Like, we want to talk to them about this.
And I always just told them to scratch.
Told them to scratch.
Yeah, that first part of the story, if I could rewind a sec,
I would never, ever not answer the doorbell if it's being wrong.
That's crazy to me.
Because what if it's someone who just hit your car
and is trying to get your information so they can fucking pay you or something?
How do they even know it's your car?
They might ask the neighbor, oh, whose car is this?
I don't know, bro.
It could be any number of situations.
First of all, didn't that exact situation already happen to us?
It did.
Yeah, so, okay, either way.
Were you sure they were Jehovah's Witnesses?
It doesn't matter to me, but I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure they made rounds.
Yeah, there's too many situations where I would have to talk to these people and then tell them to go away.
If it's random people, like a group of random people, I'm not answering the door.
Like, you would have to, like, drag me out to answer the door.
What if you just won a game show?
I would have to apply to game shows.
This is the non-applicant game show.
This address wants something?
I wouldn't even trust them more.
I'd be like, get out of here.
Yeah, I actually wouldn't trust that either.
You wouldn't trust that at all?
I agree with you.
I would never not answer the doorbell.
I don't know.
You just answer the doorbell,
and if they're trying to sell you something,
you say no.
Okay, this has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
But this is the important part.
This has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
It's now, let's say you just can't answer for some reason.
You don't do more than two rings.
That's what I'm saying.
But again, what if they were trying to tell you something important, trying to get to you?
There's nothing that's three-ring important.
There's nothing that's three-ring important.
There's nothing that's three-ring important.
A bunch of things that are three-ring important.
There is, but if they're soliciting, yeah, you don't do three rings.
Yeah, solicitors, I mean, yeah, solicitors get one ring maybe.
So this is what I'm saying.
If they were solicitors and they rang the third time, I open the door and I'm like, what do you want?
And they said that, they were in for a verbal beating is what I'm saying.
And I think that's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't disagree there.
The guy didn't have a...
There was no construction hats.
Was there a clipboard?
There was a clipboard.
Oh, okay.
Well, then, yeah.
You're fine.
You left out the most important detail.
That is...
If you said three old women, it could be anything.
Yeah, it could be anything.
Oh, no, no.
That's even worse if it's three old women.
They could have been fucking naked.
I'm not answering the door.
It doesn't matter.
Is that a bonus or is that...
I'm confused.
I think it might have...
It's a bonus a little bit.
Be like, okay, well, now this is a story at least.
I'd be like, now it's a story.
I'm all for the story
sounds like a horrible
story and an experience
I'm all for that
I think we all think
you're right
with the three rings
there's too much
I just think
we think you're weird
because you intentionally
sat there
and didn't answer the door
yeah
I'm not answering the door
that's a lot
do you answer your phone
if a random number calls
no
I feel
yeah I do that
I do that too
that's a little bit easier
than like
random people
showing up to my house
well a lot of people
do none of these things
I don't answer
I answer all of them.
I answer the door.
I answer the phone.
I'll answer whatever.
If I'm not interested, I just say, fuck off.
Not in person.
Not in person.
I say, no, I already have, you know, whatever, insurance or something.
I don't.
Whatever they have.
No, I already have it.
No, I get too many random phone calls.
I don't answer that.
You really tell them to fuck off over the phone?
Yeah, I mean, half the time it's robots anyway.
That's true.
So if it's a robot whatsoever, I'd just say, fuck off, pap.
You strike me as a guy who would be too uncomfortable to say that
and would be like, oh, no, thank you.
Oh, I already have an internet service provider.
If it's a real person, then yeah.
But if it's a robot line, I say, fuck off.
What is that?
Danny tells robots to fuck off.
Danny's fucking hard, dude.
No, I wouldn't say fuck off unless I was being accosted
and it was like the multiple, the third phone call, the fourth phone call.
Or the third ring.
Then I'd say fuck off.
I agree.
Do you have those fucking vampires calling you asking for blood?
No.
Oh, my goodness.
You guys are so lucky.
Vampires could use phones.
I thought that was against their code.
Yeah, the fucking New York Blood Association or whatever.
They call me every week asking for blood.
Have you given blood?
Like, in high school, one time.
You know what's easier to do?
Just never give blood.
You never get called.
Well, it was a way to get out of class.
You guys didn't give blood in high school?
No.
Really?
I don't think I can.
A little gay man.
That's a rule, right?
It's like an old rule.
I don't know if they would have.
It's not that you're being gay.
I think you have to have had anal sex.
No, no, no.
I think you can't.
No, you can never be gay.
It's just once you're gay, if you've never done anything, it doesn't matter.
Can gay people give blood?
No, no.
I mean, it's not just like because you're gay.
You need to have had gay sex.
Yeah, but it's like a rule that basically implicates gay people.
No, I know what you're saying.
I know what you're saying, but if you didn't, like, do anything.
Okay, so they updated their guidelines.
Oh, okay.
But I don't know what...
It's case by case.
They no longer consider sexual orientation ineligibility.
They used to.
It used to just be, are you gay?
I don't believe you still.
No, no, no.
No, I think you're right because they didn't want to, like, have...
This is an AI overview, Danny.
They might get a wording slightly wrong.
I think he is right because they didn't want to have to go through, like,
oh, when's the last sexual...
That's true.
Like, yeah, I think he's right, but it's not because you are gay.
In August 2020...
It's because of the fear of sexual trans...
In August 2023, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, they basically rescinded it
because this change eliminated previous FDA eligibility criteria
based on sexual orientation.
That's saying if you're gay, you can't give blood.
Until one year ago.
No, I'm agreeing with you on that,
but it's not because you are gay.
Yes, it is.
No, but it's because of like the...
No, it's because no one wants his fucking gay blood in them.
I mean, no, it's because of like hysteria
surrounding like the HIV crisis,
but it was literally based on are you gay?
No, no, no, I'm agreeing with that part.
Until last year.
So now I can give blood.
Still not going to do it.
This brings up another question.
I just did a random thought, but in high school or whatever,
when you're filling out a form and it asks your sexual orientation,
what are you writing?
Anonymous form.
No, I never got asked that question in high school.
Really?
Not anonymous form or something?
Not really.
Anonymous form.
How are you guys just getting these game show invitations, signing forms?
How many times have you filled in a bubble for fucking being straight on some random shit?
Oh, I never do that.
You just don't answer.
Oh, you do prefer to answer?
I don't answer nothing.
Wait, like, I feel like...
They're not putting me in a box.
I'm not going in no checkbox.
I would have said straight.
I don't believe in anonymity.
But...
What?
Anonymity?
But what does that have to do with me?
But I would have in that situation, but I don't recall getting asked a lot.
Wait, you don't believe that it's actually anonymous?
Yeah, no.
Oh.
Okay.
I mean, I guess that's fair.
If I'm putting my name and birth on a piece of paper and then it's asked a bunch of other questions, someone's seeing it.
Someone's seeing it.
It's not anonymous.
Someone's seeing it.
Someone's going to the fax machine.
If it's literally just like a, oh, I don't know, like an online thing, I guess, with no name involved and you're just like answering questions on a survey, then yeah, I guess I believe the anonymousness of that.
I mean, you should if your name's not on it, right?
Unless it's like –
You never know.
The IP address.
what are you
signing up for
that you're worried
that it would get back
do you think like
killers are gonna come get you
like what are you worried about
I don't know
I was just
I'm just saying
I don't believe in anonymousness
of these forms
either way
either way
I don't know
either way
I don't give blood
and Antonio definitely
doesn't give blood
why don't I give blood bitch
you're gonna give away
your blood
yeah right
it's too valuable
he's right
far too valuable
liquid gold
something like that
liquid gold
something like that
give us a news article we gotta get danny out of here out of this hole here uh
i want to do this honestly all right what do we got it's a little hypothetical situation
so here we go you get a hundred million dollars but you have to get away with murder
you can choose any person in the world and do it in any way you want but you have to get away with
it if you're arrested you have to beat the charges if you get arrested at a later date the money and
assets are taken away from you and you receive
the death penalty.
You can't tell anybody about it or it's
void. If you succeed, a fake lottery
win will be given to you. No questions asked.
Are you capable of murder and getting
away with it? So we gotta
tell people how we would get away with murder for
this episode?
These are two different questions. Which part?
Are you capable of murder and if
so, can you get away with it?
Yes. Definitely capable of
murder, but I'm not gonna murder
somebody for a hundred million dollars.
Yeah, me neither.
I could definitely get away with it, though, 100%.
But I would not take this deal.
I don't want to murder anyone.
If someone was threatening to murder me if I don't do this, then yeah.
I mean, everybody's capable of murder.
That's a founding principle that I believe in.
That is one of Danny's core tenets.
Every single person can do it.
By accident, on purpose, you know, all the things.
By accident, the accident doesn't count as capable.
I guess it's not murder.
But I think everybody's capable of murder.
I think you'd be surprised
there's probably a lot of people
that truly aren't
capable of murder
like
just saying everybody's capable
yeah
there are definitely people
who would rather die
than be murdered
than take on life
especially like
whatever beliefs or anything
like to say that
everyone is capable
like that's just
inherently not true
I just disagree
I think that
you can
there are people
that would rather die
but everybody
in some circumstance
in one way
would do it
maybe
I mean yeah
you could think that
all you want
if that's your view
of like people
I suppose
I think, whether it be retribution or, you know, something.
Revenge.
Revenge.
Passion.
I guess self-defense isn't murder in here, even though, like.
It is.
It is.
It is, it is, it is.
Isn't it?
Like, are we going by law, or is it just taking the life of somebody else?
It's just murder that you can do.
I think this means, I think the whole point of this question, which is why I think you're
incorrect, is that, like, just cold-blooded, not like these weird, not these weird, like,
oh well you know the trolley problem technically i killed somebody but i saved five like no no
like stone cold murder so that's why i don't think everyone is capable well then in that case that's
my opinion yeah in that case in that's yes then no i don't think everybody's capable of that but
you could 100 get away with it right but it's not about the getting away with it either it's
about the never telling anybody and continuously getting away with it so like you have to also
continuous oh you like you have to get away with it forever right you have to get away with it
so you also have to be able to eat the fact that you did this for the rest of time
But $100 million does help me, you know.
Also, it does say if you get arrested, you die.
No, it says you could beat it, though.
Yeah, as long as you...
Arrested and...
You beat the charges.
Yeah, if you beat the charges, you're right.
But if you get convicted, you die.
I mean, that's fair.
I just killed somebody.
I mean, like, I'll take that for $100 million.
I'll take that gamble.
I mean, I guess so, but...
I'll take that gamble.
I feel like most murderers don't die.
But every...
I've actually been on a weird, like, true crime thing just the past, you know, week or two.
Mm-hmm.
And these detectives, I mean, they're so smart and they're so clever, but they're not solving these cases where like, oh, this totally random person got killed by this totally other random person.
It was a single isolated event and it never happened again.
Like, how do you solve that?
It's like robbing a bank.
You can only do it once and then you probably get away with it if you only do it once.
Robbing a bank, I think, is arguably harder than murder.
I truly believe that.
I would say so.
I think so.
I would say so, yes.
You can control a lot more variables with the murderer.
Also, like, I mean, I'm not, see, this is where the conversation gets weird, because
I'm not just, like, giving people advice on how to beat this situation, but I feel like
you're just walking by, you see a bus coming, just like, even that, like, you can kind of
get away with, probably.
If I'm dressed like, well, no, not like this, it's very shiny, but if I'm, like, in a fucking,
like, hood and shit, and I just fucking, or in front of a bus, I feel like I can get away
with that.
See, I don't think that.
Like, I'm saying, like, obviously, it would be-
I don't think it's smart to murder anybody in any major city.
Obviously, there would be a...
That's probably right.
Yeah, but then you really have to get into it really tracky
because they'd be like,
oh, why are you going to fucking Backwoods, Louisiana,
Missouri, Kansas, Texas?
For sure.
I mean, yeah.
I'm not saying you don't have to think about these things.
Yeah, Danny went dark.
Can we change this and say, like,
if you don't murder somebody,
then your family will get murdered.
That's...
Because I'm not going to hypothesize...
You want to do it.
I'm not going to hypothesize
about murdering somebody for $100 million
because I would not do it.
Danny wants to...
I would not do it.
Danny, you have to put Danny
in more of a corner to murder.
Yeah, put me in more of a corner
or $200 more million.
You can't just hypothesize anyway.
Yeah, you can just like in your mind go,
okay, in this scenario,
I would do it.
I don't know why we have to kill your family.
Yeah, but I can't
because there is no scenario
where I would do it.
So it's just,
I can't think about it.
Okay, this is this exact same scenario.
Yes.
Except your family
is also $100 million in the hole
or are they all dead?
So there you go.
Now you have to do it.
The mobsters who are trying to collect $100 million from you.
You're in $100 million of debt.
So the same exact question.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
So see, it's the same question.
Yeah, but it's incredibly –
But you see how you mentally could have gotten yourself there without having to –
You needing this whole thing to think about it is crazy.
Because it's an incredibly different situation, and if that's the case,
I still only feel comfortable ethically killing one of the mobsters.
You don't know who they are.
I'm not going to kill them.
You don't know who they are.
It's an anonymous, like, we have your family,
you're $100 million in debt,
you've made a bad dark web decision.
Bitcoin.
It's got to be Bitcoin.
I still don't think I can do it then.
Okay, that's fine.
But can you hypothesize about how you would do it?
Can you think that you can do it?
This is crazy.
This is the most insane thing you've ever said.
You can't think about an imaginary scenario.
First of all, you just believed that anybody can do this.
You just said that.
You just said that, by the way.
I did, but after you defined more
what murder meant
then yes
I totally agree
I just defined murder
I do not think
that anybody could do it
I think anybody
can kill
any other person
but in
a bunch of
different scenarios
right
and how would you do it
is the question
I can't think about it
like this
this is a facade
you're putting up
a fake thing
for the viewers
or something here
no I really can't
we've talked about
this question before
and you've answered it
no one is believing
this facade here
that's fine
I can't think of it
I need it
I need some kind of leverage that is a one-for-one to really think about it.
Your whole family will die because of –
Yeah, but that's their fault because they got $100 million in debt with their mobsters.
No, you did it.
You got $100 million in debt.
Well, then that's my fault.
Yeah, well, they have your family captive.
Well, then fuck my family.
I mean, it's over.
I don't know what to tell you.
What the fuck?
What are you talking about?
Then you just murdered your family.
No, okay, okay.
So if it's my fault, maybe I can get behind this.
But we just said it is.
If it's my – yeah, right.
If it's my fault and then I have to kill somebody, yes, then I can do it.
And I would do a criminal.
Okay.
This is kind of what I'm saying, though.
Like, again, I wouldn't do this.
I don't know.
I can imagine it, though, without having to put myself in a crazy scenario.
This answer is crazy.
I mean, it's very true.
Oh, that'd be – yeah.
A person on hospice would be easy.
A totally random, truly random person across state lines, leave your phone at home, wear a gloves, mask, hat.
Like, how could they ever find you?
I don't think they ever will.
How would they find you?
Not even that, bro.
What about just like you're driving past a cornfield down I-something,
and you just see a hitchhiker.
You're like, well, there's my $100 million.
Here's my $100 million.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
$100 million hitchhiker right there.
Yeah.
The answer seems to be if you're in health care,
you can just do kill and kill and kill.
Doctors, the only people that bury their mistakes.
I know.
Nurses.
That's crazy.
I heard that.
I was like, that's deep.
Dude, bro.
That's deep, bro.
I'm a Polish poet right here, dude.
jason how would you do it uh jason already has 700 million dollars by the way it's like you
could have stopped at one definitely not well in this in this if i was offered this i would find
like a criminal yeah i'm not gonna be the judge this hospice thing is totally cheating the hospice
yeah no they're gonna die in two weeks anyway i don't think that's cheating if it's finding a
criminal cheating because like no no so why is the hospice thing well if the criminal is like
on death row
you're still killing someone
then yes that's cheating too
their time might be coming up
yeah well now it's unfair
it already
it already took us tooth and nail
to get them to even
hypothetically kill somebody
we can't do someone like
we can't do someone that
is like
undeserved
took that for me
Jason said
give me a hundred million
right now
I would take that deal
you would do it?
I would go find some
fucking crazy criminal
why should he be a
fucking minority report
why should he be arrested
he didn't do anything
I didn't do anything
just for saying that
you're saying that
you would kill somebody
if someone gave you
$100 million.
That was the whole question.
He's saying yes.
That should be a crime in itself.
What is this high and mighty thing?
That should be a crime.
What is this high and mighty thing?
That should be a crime.
What if his family is in debt to the mob for $100 million?
But that's not what he said.
Jason.
How would you do it?
It's fine.
I would find a criminal.
I don't know.
Yeah, see, he's killing a criminal.
That's what you said.
You said you'd kill a criminal.
Yeah, and I still have to do mental gymnastics
to try to put myself somewhat in a moral gray area.
What is that?
It's so easy.
You'd be like, yeah, I probably, yeah.
If a magic genie gave me $100 million,
you got to push that guy over.
Yeah, maybe I will.
Who knows?
I don't know what I'm thinking right now.
I'm saying that now.
Double bad person.
Bad person, bad person.
Well, I'm not going to let him drown by himself.
Jerry's out on JT.
He said no.
I'm not going to let him drown by himself out there
because we got a weird moral high horse,
moral high duck over here on his high duck.
All right, let's do a news article
and end it on a lighter note.
Yeah, yeah, let's get a little lighter here.
Let's get rid of the whole fast thing.
So this is, what is this?
Blaze Pizza?
It's a pizza chain.
So they're implementing this new system where when you buy a fountain drink
and go to fill it up, you have a time limit to fill up your drink
and nothing more after that.
Wait, what does that mean?
So when, you know, like you got a Burger King, McDonald's,
you get your cup, you fill it up, sit down, fill it up again.
You're only allowed 10 seconds to fill it up.
You can't go back.
And you have to scan a QR code.
Right.
So what are people doing in that 10 seconds that isn't filling it up,
which is why they needed this.
You know what I mean?
That's my question.
Like, why is it 10 seconds?
Well, they're just saying you get 10 seconds of pour time, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like 10 seconds of pour time is plenty of pour time.
They're basically limiting you to one refill.
Yeah, they're eliminating a refill.
That sounds kind of like what it is, right?
The time limit doesn't have anything to...
That's just when you...
You just get to fill your cup up once.
That's it.
10 seconds might be twice.
I don't know.
Correction, it is 18 seconds.
That is way longer.
Okay, that's twice.
you can't do it twice
it's a QR code that you scan
so you can't do it twice
so Danny's right the time has nothing to do with it
you just get one refill
they're just charging people for the things that they bought
I mean what are we doing now
free refills
I'm just saying it's a little stingy
it's definitely stingy
they can do that
I disagree
I didn't like the whole free refills thing
in the first place anyway
Who doesn't own a business?
As the consumer, 100%, obviously.
But I get it.
You get, okay, there's four of us going for a drink.
Someone's going to buy one, and now we get four.
Like, obviously.
Well, now you're just like, now you're going against the rules they set.
No, but that's 100% why these rules are in place.
But they never say free refills.
Like, at Burger King, it's not free refills.
You're just doing it because they don't really care.
No, no.
Those places where they have the soda fountains out are definitely free refills.
Despite, or.
Yeah.
Do they say that?
Except a few places.
It wouldn't be for the people.
I'll say this.
Subway is the only place where they've had the soda machine outside and they do say no free refills.
So that's weird.
That is definitely an oddity, and the other places are definitely free refills.
I have always, always, always been under the assumption that it's not free refills and you just kind of get away with it.
But just then why would they put it in front of the people?
You know what I mean?
And then why is this place doing this even a story?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I mean because they're clamping down on this thing.
Well, put the soda machine behind the counter.
Yeah, but then it's just more work for the people.
I don't know.
I mean, I have always thought,
I've never ever thought that going into McDonald's
or Burger King that I'm actually getting free refills.
You're absolutely allowed.
You've lived your whole life.
Are you?
I mean, type it.
I mean, who cares if it's McDonald's free refills?
Wait, but who cares?
What does that really even matter if they are or not?
I don't think that.
What does that even really matter?
It's the entire point of this, I think, right?
have people been stealing
or is it actually
free refills?
I don't know.
But still,
what does this do?
I think Danny's
just wondering if
McDonald's is phasing out
its free drink policy.
So they don't even have it.
So they're doing it
like everything else.
Most McDonald's have it
behind the counter.
Yeah, but that's when
it's not free.
Or they have those
like God machines,
you know,
where you can mix your own
but you have to pay
for that every time.
So yeah,
they're phasing out
free refills.
It was free refills
the whole time.
That's why I didn't
understand this point.
But either way, I think that I get this clamping down because they're 100%.
I've seen kids, like, buy one drink, go up, split it between four.
It's like you can't just –
Yeah, but are you – now you're, like, cheating.
Oh, we buy one drink, and then we take extra empty cups, and we, like –
And it takes four bad eggs to ruin a batch of chickens.
You know what I mean?
It's like you got to clamp down somewhere.
The fact that Pizza Hut's doing it, like, I don't know if Pizza Hut –
It's not Pizza Hut.
I thought it was Pizza Hut.
Oh, it's just a picture of Pizza Hut there?
You ever been to Blaze Pizza?
It's like the Subway of pizza.
It's okay.
I want peppers.
I want chicken.
I want pepperoni.
And then they make it in front of you, and they throw it in the oven.
It's great.
Honestly, now I get why they're clamping down.
I've never heard of this place.
I mean, they could just, like you said, just put it behind the counter and not have to do this.
But it is also one of those Coke machines, and there's like 100 different variations.
And so you want to give it to the people, you know?
Oh, it's the God machines?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't even know you could do free refills on those God machines.
You know what, I'm actually, I'm going to give these guys a pass too
because this place gives you a free drink if you're a student anyway.
So they're giving these.
How do you know that?
I went there like.
Where is there one?
Fresh Meadows.
Oh, you guys, cheaters.
You guys are close.
This is a local news article.
Where we went to high school.
He's not that close.
It wasn't around back then though.
But yeah, so these people are giving free cups out anyway.
And now we can't complain about,
and they didn't let me refill it three times.
Qdoba does not give a fuck.
Like, they'll give you a free drink for your student, and they have the God machine, and they just don't.
The God machine?
That's what we call it?
It is a God machine.
It is.
It's crazy.
I want vanilla cherry Coke.
Boom.
And by the way, it's those machines.
I don't know if you've ever seen it, where you just put your cup in this, like, device, and then you can pick any kind of—
You basically go on an iPad and, like—
Yeah, yeah.
You go on an iPad, and you pick any combination.
Like, I want a cherry, blueberry, Sprite, Fanta mix.
Like, you can do whatever you want.
Yeah, and there's, like, 20 base sodas, and each one of those has, like, five flavor options.
So there's hundreds of options.
I just thought this was funny.
And the fact that they're giving you one refill, it's like, what do we want?
You know, it's like, do we want these people to just...
It's like every time my dad goes into a place...
Wait, is it...
Hold on.
There is a refill?
Yeah, with that QR code.
That's what we...
I thought that was the fill.
Oh, you might be right.
That's...
You're just buying one singular soda, and that's it.
Oh, okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I misunderstood the article the whole time.
All right, so...
All right, whatever.
So this place has no free refills.
No free refills.
not even one not even limited to one per customer and i don't think that's a problem listen you're
buying a drink you're getting your drink if it was in a bottle you wouldn't be upset about this
so why are you upset about it this because it's in a cup you know why i'm upset about it because
i have to go do it give me another one i i was the kid that i mean other people did this apparently
antonio didn't i would ask for a water cup and fucking put baja blast or whatever you see this
is what this is what i see now i'm a problem sure but i was like crazy for saying that a kid is
splitting four and that's why they're doing it i never said but that's crazy you're like why is
It's the same thing.
If four kids do it, it's the same thing.
Are they drinking from the same cup?
You want to know why, Jason?
It's not crazier, what I'm saying?
Because you didn't even buy a drink.
Yours is crazier.
When you see, are they sharing the same cup, four kids?
The same thing.
Someone buys it, fills it up, and does four.
Four free cups, whatever it was.
Whatever the scenario is, in my scenario, they bought one.
You didn't even do that.
And you think they didn't know what you were doing when you're like, can I have this clear cup so I can this in?
You're not slick, by the way.
You're not slick at all.
You put Sprite in it or something.
So to say my situation is worse, how about you look in a mirror?
Look in a little Jason mirror.
That is worse.
Sharing more.
I'm just.
Which one's worse?
I need to know which one's worse.
The four people, one cup.
Impossible.
Impossible.
They bought one.
There was a place who cracked down on that.
The water cup.
They'd have an off switch.
From there?
If you were going to go far in the water and you put it in the soda, they'd like.
I'm installing this like mechanical remote switch.
figure it out just like dude it's like a like a bank robbery a silent alarm i guess i i don't know
i don't even know how it works i guess it just shuts maybe it's just literally the fucking shuts
off the power probably yeah the power switch but it'd be cooler if just there was kind of a pressure
pad you know in front of the water machine of the soda machine and they just get fucking zapped
when they press the coke yeah they press the coke it's like you did water zap i'm not gonna lie i
was kind of too much of a pussy to do the water cup thing honestly most of the time i would ask
for a water cup, and then just go get water like a
pussy. That's a good point, too. It's so much
bolder to do something like that.
I was in high school.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's like the least
worst form of stealing.
Getting a water cup and filling it up with coke.
It's probably on the lower tier. It's on the
lower tier.
Then going to fucking Home Depot and saying,
Oh, I'm going to take this fucking plywood.
Don't bring up fucking past things.
Also, you've never stepped foot in a Home Depot. Don't lie to me.
I haven't.
So you have no idea
out what I've been through. In reality, you're getting
the water cup, you're going, and you're getting mostly
water. So you're really just stealing a little
bit of syrup.
And carbonation, and a little CO2.
That's how you can justify it. You are getting water.
This is what, this is, this is
what, these are, these are the people I surrounded
myself with.
I don't, you used to do that too? I feel like
you, you, like, you have these weird principles
so I feel like you would have been like, I would never do that
because this establishment wants me to.
No, I mean, I'll have, most of the
time, I just bought the fucking cup.
That's what I'm saying.
But there have been some broke times where I've just been like,
I literally have nothing, and I want soda so bad, so I'm going to do it.
Yeah, but you see, that's just like, I get it,
but you could just drink the water.
It's like you could just drink the water.
I've also done with JT.
See, I also used to do get the cup, fill it with water,
make eye contact with water, and then the second time around, go get soda.
Just in case they were watching you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's more psychotic to me.
I'll tell you this.
I would definitely never, like, because I might have asked for a water cup a handful.
Again, I was, like, too much of a pussy, so I probably wouldn't.
But I would maybe do the water thing a couple times, but I would never, like, oh, I have $20 in my pocket.
Let me get the meal, but I want to save a dollar.
Let me get the, oh, can I have a water cup?
And then go fill it with a soda.
That's crazy to me.
That's fine.
Guarantee you did that.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, don't lie.
Definitely.
Don't lie now.
Don't lie now.
I don't know.
Either way.
I was young.
No.
We forgive Jason for his stealing.
Yeah, now I'm messing around.
Who cares?
Who cares these places?
Now he just steals our sodas.
Yeah, now he just comes upstairs and steals our sodas.
But those are cans.
I'll tell you this much, though.
I can fill half a cup of soda, drink it, and fill up a full one in 18 seconds.
Yeah, 18 seconds is, well, these machines, you've got to think about it.
It's not just, you know, those old school machines.
You've got to input some stuff.
So you need to know, you need a speed run.
And I think you've got to do it again, actually.
I don't know if you can just do it twice.
You might not be able to do it in 18 seconds.
You might be able to Indiana Jones it, like, the pressure thing.
I was going to say that.
Kind of get a second cup and whoosh.
Like, fill up one.
Now you asked for the water cup.
No, no.
Not with these machines.
I don't think – it's not a pressure thing.
It's a QR code.
Yeah.
No, no, I know, but I think it just comes out,
and then, like, whenever a liquid that it's supposed to come out stops.
That's what I'm saying.
If it was a pressure thing, yeah, you'd be able to do it.
Let's go to Blaze Pizza.
Let's go test this out.
Honestly, I'm not going to these.
Oh, look.
They already did it.
You fill the cup, and the counter tracked exactly how many ounces were used.
So you can't even do that?
You can't even do that.
This is getting dystopian.
This is a little much.
It's a little much.
I feel like the milliliter counter should be phase two.
You don't just double down.
You don't just add time limit and volume counter.
That's not fair.
Yeah.
I think you should always leave a little wiggle room for people to steal a little bit from you.
That's what places use it for.
Like, okay, if they're going to put in a bit of effort, we'll allow it.
Yeah.
It's like how when, like, buffets became a thing, like a very popular thing, buffet stacking happened.
It's like how to put the most amount of food on your plate architecturally upwards.
Yeah.
Don't you just have one plate?
Yeah, we just have buffet stacking.
And it would be like the buffet then putting a rule on, oh, it can only be two and a half inches tall.
And it's like, wow.
Yeah, it's like, whoa, you said one plate.
Yeah, you said one plate.
If I'm following your rules, buddy.
No, this is ridiculous.
No, yeah.
I 100%.
Bro, if people are going to the extent where the restaurant has to add a height restriction,
I'd rather them just turn me away from service.
I don't want to even.
Look at this.
Jesus Christ.
Bro, it was like a science.
Bro.
People tried to do the most they could possibly do.
What is that?
Is that fruit?
Pizza Hut salad stacking.
Dude, as soon as I saw someone doing this, I'd kick them out.
You wouldn't even get this high.
You wouldn't make it to layer two.
It says that the help yourself counter got banned after this.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
These are architecturally sound structures.
They could probably survive an earthquake or two for sure.
They show you this in class?
In architecture school?
They should.
They really should.
There's not even toothpicks in there, dude.
That's freestanding.
There's no beams.
It's a lesson in physics.
No.
If I work there, dude, as soon as you get into layer three, I'd be like, just leave.
Just get out.
I don't care this much.
Just go.
Did the recording stop?
Yeah, Jason blew it.
I saw him.
But only like five minutes ago.
Not even.
All right, JT.
Tell them hop, hop-ty?
JT hops?
I don't know.
Trying to do a bunny thing.
Yeah, you could find me hippity hopping on fucking Instagram.
The J-Balls.
Oh.
Should we have a salad stacking video?
That'd be fun.
Is that salad?
It looks like fruit.
It's fruit salad.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
It's like you can see it's fucking.
Either way, you can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram.
You'd be waddling away.
You can find me at AntPrisco.
Oh, yeah, that was right.
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