Picky Boys Podcast - The Most Red Flags OF ALL TIME! (Smash Or Pass) - Picky Boys Podcast #349

Episode Date: November 17, 2024

Join the Patreon now to unlock 300+ EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS INSTANTLY!! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast, Danny, JT, & Antonio discuss falling down the stairs, trying out a cake-flavored toothpaste, smashing and passing people with A LOT of red flags, a streamer who has been in darkness for almost a month and JT's morning hallucinations! Shop Fall Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

it's just weird that everywhere you go they also happen to treat you like would you like a lollipop little danny it's just weird i get treated like a good guy no no no more now now it's more just like patterns i saw a spider crawling across the uh ceiling it's just when i wake up bro how big was the spider huge matt like this big initially i thought it tasted very bad with every stroke in my mouth the flavor did get better welcome back to the picky boys podcast um danny just said that when he falls down the stairs even if he catches himself he starts crying yeah he said when he almost falls down the stairs yeah i mean like okay if you're at the top of a staircase especially like a rug staircase you know rug staircase in your house you got socks on perhaps you sleep

your foot goes out from underneath you you catch yourself there's something about just the sheer terror of the thought of falling down the stairs that your body just goes into panic mode and I start crying. Goes into cry mode. Start going to cry mode. It's like when someone punches you. What the hell is that? It's like when someone punches you in the nose, you know?

No, I know that because that is a literal mechanical... It's not like wah, wah, wah. It's just like a little cry. So you just like after you almost fall, you collect yourself, you just sit down on a step and go... No,

No, but – no, it's not like that. Do you sit down on the steps? No, no. Okay. Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. What are you talking about? But as soon as it happens, it's like, ah!

It's like probably I have never been in a car crash or really almost been in a car crash, knock on wood. But I would assume the same thing happens. If you're almost in a car crash, cry immediately. See, my problem is that when you introduced this, you know, right before we started filming, he introduced it as, like, it happens to all of us. He's like, you know when you almost fall and down the stairs you catch yourself and you start crying? I'm like, what do you mean you? And then we were like, do you mean after you fell? Because if you fell and you hurt yourself, yeah, I get it.

He's like, no, just the thought of falling makes me cry. It's like a, I don't know, an adrenaline, adrenal response. That's what it is. How hard are you almost falling that your adrenaline is falling? I'm talking about the top step. Falling down the stairs is awful. Who falls down the top step without getting pushed? The top step, you can't get one right?

No, that's probably true. I mean, listen, again, I'm talking about sock on carpet. Sock on carpet is not frictionless. We also don't have carpet. You're talking about sock on wood. No, sock on marble. Sock on marble, that could be crazy. Well, he's talking about our literal stairs, but sock on rug doesn't cause slippage.

No, it doesn't. Sock on wood. No, it still does, because I had a carpeted staircase growing up, And what happens is, is that it causes so much friction that your foot slips in the sock, like slips either in or out. It causes so much friction that there's no friction? Yeah, what I'm saying. I'm starting to think you just can't walk up and down stairs. What I'm saying is that if this is the thing and this is your sock, the sock gets like caught on the rug almost.

That's the friction. And then the foot within the sock slips. He wants us to believe that he's walking so ferociously that he walks out of his socks and falls down the stairs. Every single time I walk, I walk up the stairs incredibly ferociously. And every single time I go, one day when I do my little jump, I'm just going to miss and fucking all my teeth are going to be gone. Do you do like a Mario jump up the stairs? You jump up the stairs? Yeah, we have like a little three-stair side situation.

And every single time I jump two of those, and I'm going to miss it one day. You know what makes more sense? Just go up the stairs normally. Him too. Him coming down the stairs, it's like a hurricane. I've never cried on a step. That's true. Have you ever fallen down the stairs?

Again, I said this before. I've more fallen up. He didn't have to fall down the stairs in your scenario, just if he almost did. No, but he said he falls up the stairs. He doesn't fall down the stairs. Yeah, I've fallen up the stairs before. Trying to run up it too quick, so you slip a step. There's no horror in that.

I've definitely fallen downstairs. Maybe not our stairs. I've fallen down stairs. Like imagine if you were running up a hill and you tripped. Oh, running down a hill and you tripped. Huge difference. Of course. I'm not saying it's the same.

Crying tears difference. Well, no, no. See, this is where you can't slip that in. Don't slip that in. He did slip it in. I don't think a lot of people are going to be on your side on this one. I'm sorry. I've cried on stairs, if that helps.

I haven't cried because I've almost magically made pretend fell down the stairs. In the comments down below, put if you've ever cried by almost falling down the stairs. Almost is important. If you fell down the stairs and broke your leg, that doesn't count. I fell down the stairs holding four chairs. Chairs went everywhere. They landed on me. Didn't cry.

I almost feel like I might not cry if I fell down the stairs, but I would cry if I almost fell. Well, you'd have the same adrenaline dump, though, so you probably would. There'd be tears. First of all, we know there would be tears. And slight whimpering, very much screaming. Besides the point, I think we had something to actually do today. Welcome back to the Picky Voice podcast. We already did that part.

Yeah, but we didn't do a nice, like, Danny has red velvet toothpaste. That's really true. I bought red velvet toothpaste, which, you know, not your typical flavor. Yeah. Not at all. Danny also asked me if I brush my teeth today,

and I said yes, and he said, oh, man, then maybe we can't use the red velvet toothpaste. I'm like, people brush their teeth more than once, dude. No, I know. Like, it's okay if I've brushed my teeth. I know. I just didn't want you to brush it just now because then you still have that mintiness. Right.

So the question should have been, did you brush your teeth 30 seconds ago? Yeah. Well, you were getting ready, so I just, that was the question. Either way, context is key. A big key. Yes, we have our toothbrushes. Yes, we have our toothbrushes. We're going to try this.

The brand is called HiSmile. You may have seen their relentless ad campaigns on TikTok. I have not. They are relentless. I'm going to use one of these cups. All right. You're going to use one of the dice cups. Also, no, it doesn't matter.

This is after. Never mind. But join in anyway. Patreon.com slash Picky Boys. Martin's joining us for the Patreon pod. First of all, the one thing I will say is that when you go to the dentist and you get like fluoride cookie dough, always a flavor, you know? So that's kind of like a...

Not familiar with this. No, it's not. Do you go to a child's dentist? Do you actually go to a child's dentist? When I was a child, yes. And also my regular dentist has an ortho, or what is it called? Pediatric thing? Pediatric dentist.

So they just have the same flavors. But didn't you say you go to a child dentist because your mouth is so small? Because you got a little tiny baby mouth? No, they need to use the child's mouth opener thing. And then they give you the children's fluoride too. But I don't like sitting in a room with like the fucking spaceships all around. Bro, they only, I don't believe that. But they only give like, oh, you want bubble gum?

I'm like, I don't even let them get. Oh, I've never gotten a choice. But that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't even let them get further than that because I'm not a child. It's like whatever flavor. So your dentist does do it. I guarantee. Bubble gum.

I would fuck off. Yeah, bubble gum. That's the flavor. Well, if I had a choice, a billion percent taking cookie dough, first of all. That sounds amazing. Cookie dough. I can't blame Danny for this. Cookie dough, mint, bubble gum.

There's a few different options. Chocolate, even. That sounds disgusting. Also, either way, that, what did, see, I couldn't even. Fluoride. I couldn't come up, yeah, but what's the word? It's like a foam, you know? Sure.

Either way, it just goes too far down my throat. Either way, Antonio always gets mad because I have more pleasant experiences than him. He's like, you should go to a dark, depressing dentist like a man. I didn't say that. What the fuck? It wasn't like that at all.

My dentist offers me good things. I'm sorry. Dude, it's like- We're just surprised that you had this offering. It's just weird that everywhere you go, they also happen to treat you like, would you like a lollipop, little Danny? It's just weird.

I get treated like a good guy. I don't know what to tell you. A good guy. I don't know if that's what that sounds like. They share an office with a pediatric dentist so they have the flavors and the children's mouth guards. That's the point. You know what? And I also feel like he's just making that part up.

What? Maybe it's just me. Listen, I promise you they will refuse any normal pediatric dentist. If it's just that, we'll refuse an adult. What was that sentence supposed to mean? Any pediatric dentist will refuse an adult. So if you are insinuating right now, which I think you are, that I go to a child's dentist. You've said it.

No, I didn't. I know I didn't. I've never said that. You said it's been your dentist from when you were a child. It's a shared office. This is new. This is new. And they use some of the same equipment.

I mean, why not? It's all the same dentistry. It's not a child. Adults deserve fucking flavor and excitement in their lives as well. It's not a child. You want me to go to some fucking gulag dentist that's like ripping out my teeth without any fucking Novocaine? It's not a child's dentist. It just has coloring books, child's tools, and cookie dough flavored things.

Listen, okay. People will know that cookie. Have you ever been, as an adult, offered cookie dough fluoride? Don't bring them into this. Put that in the chat. This is red velvet. Never been offered that. Red velvet's my favorite cake.

I'll tell you what. Smells extremely red. I love how it's in, like, a lotion thing. Like, I've never had toothpaste that you can squeeze out like this. It doesn't work very well, though. Am I going to hear you sing the ABCs? I really don't want to do that. Oh, my God.

It smells amazing. It really does. All right, here we go. All right. Audio listeners, I'm sorry. We're brushing our teeth. Oh, this tastes like ass. This is bad.

Hmm? Might as well get a good clean, I guess While we're doing it All right Who's buzzing? You have a vibrator too, bro? It's quiet All right

I do appreciate the mintiness at the end We don't look as doofy as you do spitting into that. You sip first. This is psychotic that you guys are able to do this. That's why I brought water. JT needs to dirty his mouth up again as fast as possible. All right. Thoughts?

All right. I'll tell you what. Initial taste. You know what? I'll take it back. You're the child. You couldn't. You can't handle a little bit of the toothpaste lingering in your mouth.

You had to do it twice. You're a child. Just the third time. Second time. Are you guys psychotic? When you wash your hands and you put soap on it, can you just walk away without washing the soap off with water? We just did.

We have one time patouille. It took you eight times. That's the most psychotic thing. So you just have toothpaste in your mouth still. You're swallowing it. You have fluoride in your mouth. You know how bad that is for your swallow? Yeah, well, go to Michigan.

What's the flavor? Initially, I thought it tasted very bad. With every stroke in my mouth, the flavor did get better. Absolutely delicious. And the ending flavor, what do you think about that? Surprisingly minty at the end. He wouldn't know because he rinsed it out eight times. No, I mean, your mouth is still minty.

It's not like it's like a cakey sweetness. No, there's still a freshness. It's true. When I breathe in, I do, it's like that chill, you know, when you're eating gum, drinking water. There is a bit of like a yogurtiness to it. It's a bit milky. Like a Chobani-ness almost.

That's what was bringing me back, I think, in the beginning, and I didn't like it. I would be worried about how my breath smells after this because I don't know that it would actually smell good. It feels like it smells good, but I don't know. Yeah, but if someone walks up to me and their breath smells like red velvet, I'm not like... Is this on every toothpaste?

It says, like, I know you're not supposed to swallow it, but get medical help or contact a poison control center right away. Is that on every... If you swallow it? If you swallow it? Yeah. Is that on every toothpaste? Are you serious?

Okay. No, no, no. I mean, no. It says it right there. Do not swallow. Wow. Is that on every toothpaste or just this one? Because it's on all of them.

If more than used for brushing. Oh, if more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed. Yeah. So they're saying like multiple pumps. Saying if your child eats it. Yeah, if you're eating it. Your child's like, oh, I'm so good. But it's not like, you can swallow it.

Yeah, but I'm just afraid of Danny. Really, shit. I'm afraid of Danny using this. When I was a kid. Yep, here we go. Here we go. i used to think that okay let me let me educate you in false anatomy i used to think that bad breath came from down below in your stomach and it was like all of the bad things you ate and it

was like festering and like you know how you ever see it you ever see a cartoon picture of a stomach and like the gases rise out of it because of the stomach acid i used to think that you're traveling up and that's your bad breath so i used to brush my teeth and just swallow swallow all the water and all the toothpaste because i thought that that would be cleansing the trachea and you know the passageway of bad breath you know what i do feel like sometimes the bad breath comes from the back of the throat and and the tongue and not the teeth so he kind of is half right swallowing it would fix that that's not half swallowing swallowing it would fix that don't give him a 50 on that but so that's why what you just said is incredibly concerning to me

because i was poisoning myself for many years i'm sure that you see you said from when you were a kid how old did you stop doing that i stopped when i got a specialized toothpaste um for my like sensitive gums that tasted like ass and swallowing it was awful oh dude that that sensitive toothpaste it's awful it's some of the worst tasting shit ever it's not even minty no it's not when you're a kid unless your parents are trying to get rid of you i hope they gave you the non-toxic you can swallow toothpaste which would work those i think it was just like the regular you fucking three uh you know three color crest yep the white the white red blue white red blue can't swallow that very patriotic toothpaste honestly i think it's white blue and

like a very light green, but yeah. No, I think it's red, yeah. I got the red one. I got the red one. Oh, then the red one, yeah. The red, white, and blue. Either way, I don't know if you could swallow it. Probably not.

You know, I got a little bit on my fingers, and I'm smelling it, and it smells like red velvet, but this is not what good breath would smell like. I'll tell you that. No. I feel like, did you just eat cake? It's like, no.

It's actually kind of bad breath. I would have enjoyed more if it ate cake. Yeah. I don't, that was delicious, but I'm not convinced that it makes your breath smell good. They have a – this is not an ad, by the way. They have a large variety of other flavors. Yeah.

Mango sorbet, peach iced tea, all kinds of crazy shit. Those sound good, too. All kinds of crazy shit. You know for a fact the peach iced tea flavor sucks. They have a chocolate. No one can do peach right except Snapple. It always tastes fake and gross, and I can't imagine – cough one more time back there, see what happens.

I swear to God. He looks so scared. There's Martin back there. Yeah, we also have this. I thought we were going to play some smash or pass today, not just brush our teeth. Oh, all right. Well, now we can do it.

We're all smashed right now because we have beautiful cake breath. Beautiful cake breath. So how this game goes is you're going to have a good trait and then a bad trait. Oh. So, for example, a good trait on someone who you might court is they take care of you when you are feeling sick. Sounds like a normal thing the person should do,

but besides that, now, but they won't shut up about dinosaurs. Smash or pass. Gotcha. Am I supposed to answer right now? That is exactly what I was going to say. Okay, I thought that was just the example. And I do have a question.

Are we, I know it kind of says in the name, but are we having sex with these people only, or is it for like a relationship? I just need you to just one time. Does your answer change? Well, I acknowledge that, but I'm just saying like just get me in the mindset. Like are we thinking about long-term

or just like a one-night stand? I get it. A one-night stand, it's easy. Like she gave, the person was really fun in the sheets, but the brontosaurus things could have stopped. Yeah, I'm more willing to be okay with these one, you know, these bad things if it's a one-night stand.

When you stand with somebody, it's a little easier to, like, oh, yeah, they talk about dinosaurs a lot. It was really weird. Who cares if they're a paleontologist? It doesn't matter to me. I think, all right, so what if you married the person? See, that would be too much dinosaur talk. Too much dinosaur?

I feel like I could get it to work. It's when they start, like, oh, hey, how about you dress up as a T-Rex tonight? I'm like, okay, I don't know about that. That'd be a problem. Yeah. All right, well, how about one-night stands, but we take them to the extreme, like that? It's like, oh, they want you to dress up as a dinosaur. And what was the good one again?

oh they take care of you when you feel sick so this has to be so yeah this is no this is a relationship it has to be a relationship okay

unless you're going out hooking up while you have the flu yeah it's like yeah she took care of me dude if someone was just snotting out of our like dude go home

if I would say smash maybe they'd be like here you go here's some dino nuggies dino nugget pterodactyl soup they do taste better than the normal ones

see this is what the smash your past is like and then they're so normal they are supportive of your goals dreams and aspirations That's the bare minimum of things.

But good. And then it says, ooh, but they call you the wrong name sometimes. Oh. Okay. Jason looked up at that one. Are they just, are they like, sometimes they're calling me Jimmy, or they're calling me like Derek, their ex? Yeah, that's the real thing.

Is it their ex is the question. Wouldn't you, if they called you Jimmy, wouldn't you go like, who the fuck is Jimmy? Wouldn't that? I don't know. It's kind of a nickname for James. It's my brother. Okay. What if they say that?

Starting to get there. Starting to get there for sure. I think I would rather, this sounds weird, but I'd rather you mistake me with your brother than your ex. Like, I don't think that means you want to fuck your brother. It just means that, like, lovingly, I don't know, it was a mistake. It's like calling your teacher mom. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and then I want to.

Except we wanted to fuck our teacher. And our moms. Jason goes, all right. I don't think they should be calling because if it was it doesn't say one time it says sometimes

that's too many sometimes yeah so more than once this is gonna have to be a pass for me dog yeah I think it's a pass for me dog

Randy Johnson I'm gonna say smash I think we're gonna call me whatever you want Randy Jackson I think Jackson yeah

who's Randy Johnson is that a baseball player is that the WWE guy that's Randy Orton that's Randy Orton RKO who's who's

snapping to a slim gym That's Randy Savage. What's his last name? It's not Savage. Listen here. Brother. Okay, they're the kindest person you've ever met. Wow.

Pass. I know. I know. I knew Danny was going to. If we can't make fun of people together, then pass. It's also the kindest guy I've ever met, holding a secret, probably a serial killer. All right, we don't need the red thing, then pass. Oh, that was the green thing?

That was the green thing. They satisfy all your sexual preferences and desires. Oh, oh, oh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Buh, buh, buh, buh. But they cry at any and every inconvenience. Pass. Can't do it. Oh, JT's thinking about it.

It's got to be a pass. You can only cry when you're falling down the stairs almost. Yeah, this sounds like you. It sounds like you. Do you satisfy all desires, Danny? No, probably not. It's not that kind of podcast. It's not, Danny.

Never mind. Jason, what do you think? They satisfy all your sexual preferences and desires, but they cry at any and every inconvenience. Let's see where you stand. I'll be the odd one out. I'll smash. Yeah, we know. They have to cry at every inconvenience to satisfy Jason's desires.

what are you into you sick freak they're both the same thing for jason all right they are transparent and straightforward in their communication i thought they were see-through you cannot see them at all but they only communicate through snapchat oh oh this person like 18 years old yeah thank god he went that number i thought it was gonna be what yeah i was gonna go lower and then i went nope um why would they only that's such a this does sound like immature thing to do this does sound like like in between 13 and 17 yeah it does we're just gonna cut over that one they are extremely empathetic ah, nerd.

Don't care. Pass. Okay. They are a supermodel, but they don't have a bed frame. Oh, smash. Couldn't care less. Yeah, don't care.

JT lived with his bed on his floor for three years. You think that matters? I slept on a camping air mattress for about six months. In St. Louis, right? Yeah. Is that in an apartment or in a hostel? In an apartment.

No, it was in a tent. In an apartment. I just was too lazy and broke to get a bed frame and bed. Every place I've moved into, I have slept for the first month or whatever on just a mattress on the floor. In here, it was the first six months, but yeah, for sure. All right, what about this? They always know what you need at all times of the day.

Love that. Bada bing. Love that. But there's two of them. There's two of them here. Oh, I was going to go like, even better. I was like, what? They have an Android phone, and they sell feet pics.

Yeah, I'm all right with that. Yeah, me too. Well, the pics are going to be mad blurry anyway. That's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah, they're not good at it. I think that's worse if they're selling it and they're not good at it.

They get like two sales a month. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, you know what? I respect your passions. To me, this seems like they have an Android phone specifically for feet pic taking, which is fine with me, honestly. It's like, you don't understand. I'm in the retro feet niche crowd where they like old-timey photos and very blurry.

Oh, wow. Yeah, you only do, like, Polaroids of feet. Yeah, but see, that's cooler. That is kind of cool, honestly. Yeah, but the only thing worse than dating an only feet girl would be dating a failing only feets girl. So if she's not selling them, I'm passing. If she's selling them, I'm smashing.

How about you support people's passions? How about that? You know, I'm really, and I don't want to get too far, do too deep in the weeds on this, but I don't even think I can tell you what a bad foot looks like. But I can tell you what a good foot looks like. The nails have to be painted. Well, yeah, I mean, that's just across the board.

Well, then we're already in it. Well, no, but I'm saying, like, would you know, if I showed you the top 10 feet that were voted by, I don't know, fucking Quentin Tarantino, top 10 feet, would you be able to order them in, you know, an objectively correct order? Brother, the other day we were organizing

and sexualizing airplanes. You think we can't do feet? It's the same. No, I think the answer would surprise you, though. What does that mean? I think like I'm not trusting Quentin Tarantino's

first of all that's like the leading expert on this probably I think that probably like there's certain traits they look for that we wouldn't

like we would probably pick the daintiest girliest feet but I think they're into the big ones I think they're into the dirty ones I think it's length

and that was very specific I think it's length and arch too you gotta have a good arch brother you can look at anything and you're like alright that one's

a little sexier than that one yeah alright yeah we did it with trans the other day. Trains. We can't do it with feet. That's what we're saying. Flipperdoodle, dude.

Toe placement. You know what? Growing up, I did a lot of... I actually think I have a pretty good idea of this, because growing up, I did a lot of judo, and I saw a lot of ugly, ugly feet. Like, fucked up feet. I'm like, how did that happen? There's no way it was born like that. That must have been through years of... How'd it get like that?

It's like the four types. It's like Roman and Greek. It's all about, like, toe height. You never saw that? It's just typing the word types of feet. No, no, do it, do it, do it, do it. It sounds like, let's not play into this fetish anymore. It's starting to come out here.

No, it's really not. I think feet are repulsive. He's showing his feet right now, isn't he? I mean, my feet are fine. Show them. I mean, they've already seen. That's true. I've tried so hard to block his feet.

He just always has. He does have flat feet. He has weird toes, too. Yeah, I wouldn't have an arch. I wouldn't have feet. Those are Flintstone feet. You would make no money on it. I'd make no money.

Well, I don't know about that. They own your favorite sports team. Whoa! Danny, they own the Jets. They're a billionaire. They're doing a bad job. They own the Jets. Okay.

But they have a degradation. Okay, so they own your favorite sports team, the Jets. Okay. But they have a degradation kink. And that's why I guess they own the Jets. Yeah. As do I, because I'm a Jets fan. That's why they own the Jets.

Yeah, these two actually make too much sense. Wow, Danny, these work for you perfectly. Oh, smash. Give me more red cards. I'll tell you when to stop. All right, so this first. Yeah, okay, so here we go. But they also collect vintage.

I don't think this works, too. But they collect vintage and antique cameras. Smash. God damn, I know. Uh-oh. How many would it be? Why is that a red flag? Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Eh, it'd get annoying. But they have a pet rock they take on walks. Smash. Smash. We're getting there. No, but you see, you're going one at a time. You've got to think of it all together. No, no, I'm thinking of it all.

That's the full. I'm seeing a person right now. but they only wear denim top to bottom underwear hats this makes sense for like a billionaire this weird billionaire that owns the jets and he's obsessed with cameras and that only wears denim the owner of the jets um has a pet rock they take on walks only wears denim all the way down to the underwear collects antique cameras onto the underwear and a degradation i was mad but they are only capable of feeling one emotion disdain this is just a jets fan This one's the worst one.

Yeah, this one sucks. But maybe still Smash, probably. All right, we're getting there. So they don't even love you. They just disdain you. Yeah. Well, they have a degradation cake. And a billion dollars.

But they need you to sing them a lullaby before they can fall asleep. Smash. What? Smash. But they regularly eat their boogers. Smash. What? Is there any amount of cards that will?

We're going to get there. But they will never get you to orgasm ever. Oh. Oh. They need to draw the line at not coming. Smash. They don't smash, though. Yeah, I'll figure it out myself.

But they think they are way hotter than you and doing you a favor by being with you. Smash. They are. But they moonwalk everywhere they go. Oh, pass. How is that pass? That one's cool. I mean, first of all, you can't be walking backwards everywhere you go in a denim tuxedo with a vintage camera and having disdain for me.

And I can't come like everything, everything, everything is really compiling here. And the moonwalking broke the camel's back. Yeah. While he's going like this, he's calling you a pussy. It's like, but yeah, everything else truly before that smash. I don't give a shit if they eat their buggers. This is, this is how many. the pittiness of that man.

If they own the Jets, of course. Only if they own the Jets, of course. Also, you know, that's a tactical relationship. I feel like I might have an ear to the organization. I'm sure you can really turn that thing around. They have a degradation cake and all they feel is disdain. They're purposely running the organization

to the ground. Yeah, you've actually created You're getting horny off of it. You've created a monster for the Jets, actually. Worst possible case scenario. That's fun. That's a good way to end this segment, I think. I don't know.

How long are we going for? We need a little more, right, Jason? We need a little more? Yeah. All right. Fair enough. Oh, we could do something? All right.

Yeah, let's do it. All right. Jason has the news. This is a YouTuber who is currently keeping himself in complete darkness for a month straight. Currently happening? Currently happening right now. It's live. Can we pull him up?

Yeah, let's see it. Should we? Yeah, let's pull him up. All right. It didn't load before. How long has he been out there? I think he's at 700 hours. So he's just 700 hours and he's been in complete darkness?

What is that, 20 days? So he's almost done. 30 days? I think it's 28. He's live on YouTube? Oh, yeah, there he is. He's sleeping right now. You don't have to.

We can see it from here, I guess. 65 people watching. 65, yeah, he's at 695 hours. I feel like he just sleeps all day now. How do you tell? No, he does. He has to do, like, I mean, you can see it right here. there's stuff he has to do for like donations

gets food wait he doesn't even get food unless he gets donated it I guess not or maybe he gets extra food I'm not sure about that okay you see being 20 hours in or whatever 20 days in and then having to put on a straight jacket for 15 minutes that might I've seen some clips

and he is definitely suffering brother well let's let's start by saying this is the same guy that we actually talked about I don't know if it's on patreon or this the regular podcast this is the same guy who didn't sleep for what was it 12 days oh it's this guy yeah same guy so he streamed not sleeping for 12 days and that was taken off youtube because it was like psychological torture and also the guy who held the previous record said that his brain

is going to be fucked up forever like you never recover from not sleeping for that long that's what i would think dude i've not slept for like 24 hours and he almost flooded the whole house or like or like you know whatever 48 hours maybe and then the whole next week i have i don't feel right something feels off so if you did 12 days bro that must be irreversible yeah and it's this is this is this is odd obviously like the thing is it's it's it's a kind of a blurry line because it's like we have we have personally done things that are like crazy like five day streams all kinds of things and like we're putting that in the hands of viewers but like at what point when you start getting to shit like this does it start becoming like tort like pay to torture this man

technically it's paid to relieve this man because yeah you have to donate to give him food and sustenance so if anything it's like stop torturing yourself it's the opposite yeah so this is his record it was 264 hours and 34 minutes without sleep and we talked about this before but he's only 19 years old that dyslexia jason just had was wild that number i say i think he said 264 in 34 minutes or something. Why does the AI overview say Norm was a 19-year-old YouTuber? It sounds like he died from the challenge. Well, I guess maybe he's

20 now. He was 19. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not a fan of this. I don't like this better than the no sleep thing. Yeah, definitely less mentally fucking. He's just in complete darkness.

Did he, on the stream, Jason, from any of the clips you see, he start hallucinating or anything? He was He was just screaming in the clip I saw. It was like a week ago. He was having night terrors, but they're just while he's awake. I think that counts. Who did it for seven days?

Was it David Blaine or was it just another random YouTuber maybe? Darkness? Yeah, someone did Darkness for seven days. Someone did. I don't remember. Yeah, it feels like we're going to be talking about a not great story with this guy in five years. Yeah. Like how far does this go?

No, maybe he's doing so many mind-warping things that it comes all the way back around and he's Elon Musk or Stephen Hawking or something. Or, you know, Aaron Rodgers or something, you know? I mean, listen. Oh, he ate a cactus? What the fuck? An actual cactus?

Or he ate cactus? Is there a name for himself? Stunts like eating a cactus and attempting to sleep deprivation record. Eating a cactus, dude. I mean, come on, bro. Yeah, I don't know. Camels do it.

It just gives me a weird, yucky feeling. This gives me a weird, yucky feeling. I'm surprised YouTube hasn't taken that off. I mean, I would go in a darkness retreat, though, for like three days. Aaron Rodgers? Like Aaron Rodgers. I would do that. Do you do like LSD or something?

Supposedly. I mean, I don't know if I go that far. Supposedly, just being in the darkness, you'll start to hallucinate naturally. Wait. We should try a sensory deprivation. Yeah, I want to do that. Yeah. Apparently, you hallucinate in those.

Wow. I don't think I'd hallucinate in those. All right, let's do it. I think I started to hear, dude, you know what? You know what's weird? Dude, every, I don't know what changed in the past, like, couple months, but every morning when I wake up, I, like, see shit. You've been saying this.

You've been saying this for months. Is it the venom? Yeah, is it the venom, the thing? The black, like. You said the black goo you see on the wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still that? Dude, no, no.

So that used to happen, like, every once in a while, and now it's happening just every morning. What is? The goo? No, no, no. Now it's more just like patterns. I saw a spider crawling across the ceiling. It's just when I wake up, bro.

How big was the spider? Huge. Like this big. Oh, okay. I pictured, immediately I pictured, oh, it's all over. Like 100%? Yeah, yeah. Are you sure you're awake?

Yeah. Yeah. You can look it up. It's called, I looked it up because I'm like, is this a sign of schizophrenia or something? Because I'm getting scared. But no, apparently it's like, it's like not uncommon. I mean, it's called like auto-hypnotic hallucinations or something. I don't know what it is, so it's going to be hard to find it.

Hallucinations. Just try that. Halo. It feels like it's just like your brain isn't like recognizing that you're asleep. Basically. Holy shit, how he spelled that one. It's the keyboard. It's small.

No, this isn't it. Auto. Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Look up. Look up. Look up this. Look up this. Hallucinate when waking up.

So, dude. Isn't that dreaming? No, but I'm awake. Like, I'm telling you, guys, my eyes are open. I'm looking at the wall, and I see a spider on it. Apparently, it's, like, similar to lucid dreaming. Hypnopompic. Hypnopompic hallucinations, not usually a cause for concern.

I've never had this in my life until I turned, like, what, 26? It started happening last year, maybe, every once in a while, and now it's happening every day when I wake up. It's kind of scary. See, this is what I imagine is, like, an extension of sleep paralysis. Yes, but it can feel like an extension of a dream. Now, the problem is sometimes I wake up, and there's just, like, like the other day there was just like a

like a man standing over me and that was terrifying now we're getting into that's sleep paralysis I think but no but I've had sleep paralysis too that fucking sucks sleep paralysis you can't move and my eyes aren't open this my eyes are open I see it I'm like

rub it a few times then it fades away and then I'm awake and also heart beating like crazy cause you think there's a man there so anyway this is what happens when you do solitary confinement, maybe. I don't know. That's horrifying.

You didn't do that. This is what happens when you live. I've definitely, not every time I wake up, but this happened to me where I would wake up and I'd see something in my bed and it was a full like,

whoa, and then I'd sit up. I'm like, all right, well, didn't like that. Or the lesser version is it's like your chair is over in the corner and there's like a sweater on it

and it looks like something else and you see it as... But I feel like that's not that, if that makes sense. I feel like that might be a lesser version of this, but I don't know. Dude, sometimes I leave my closet open and just the orientation of clothes,

like, well, that looks... I don't see it, but I'm like, God, that really looks like a face and I just don't want to deal with this, so I go and close it. It's like, I'm aware. It's like, that really looks like a face. I mean, he can't see things in clouds,

so I don't know if that happens, but... That sounds awful. No, it's terrible. It is terrible. It sounds great. It's hard to bring down the mood. awful uh yeah we put jason in control of one more story and it dipped the whole mood of the podcast and we were talking about you know great potential suitors red velvet toothpaste and then and now

brought to psychological torture all right hallucination all right fine one more before we go they love the outdoors oh that's the green again these green things are like how much what about like they cook every meal for me why can't we have like a green that's you know do i have do Do they all love camping? They know how to fix everything and anything. Here we go. That's great. Here we go.

That's what I'm talking about. Good one. Good one. But they can be a bit of a flake. Oh. I hate a flake. I actually don't mind this because whatever we were going to plan on going to, I probably didn't want to go anyway.

I mean, yeah, when it's a party you guys are going to, not a, oh, hey, we planned this dinner. It's like, oh, not coming. Wait, what? Like between you two. Like a dinner. Oh, yes. I probably didn't want to go to that dinner.

I'd rather go to the party. You're not understanding. I'm saying it's not a party you guys are going to where you're like, oh, I didn't want to go anyway. It's a dinner between you two that you guys plan. Good, cancel it. Let's stay home. You have money down.

It means they're not at home either. They're not with you. A flake means- Whatever is something that you would want to do with this person. Is there anything? They're not going to do it. I would want to stay home,

so now they're going to flake and go out? Yeah. No, they just won't leave their house either. I don't care. What was the other one again? They fix everything. They fix everything. Take it.

Smash it. I'll smash. Well, they don't know how to fix their untimely manner. They don't know how to fix that. All right. Danny hates flakes. I do hate flakes and people who are late. Either way, we're going to get out of here.

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