Picky Boys Podcast - The New Twilight Movie Looks Insane! - Picky Boys Podcast #271

Episode Date: April 23, 2023

New Merch Here! ➡️https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/⬅️ On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss lice, dying in cool ways, tipping over gravestones, vampires vs. werewolves, the fal...len war horses, the furry community, and segways. Leave a comment down below & enjoy the episode! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/ #pickyboys #271

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What do you think is more likely to exist, a werewolf or a vampire? Definitely a vampire. People think skinwalkers exist. People think a lot of things exist. One of our friends is a well-known furry. I'm not making fun of him. Shout out Chaz. Oh, he name-dropped him.
Starting point is 00:00:12 You guys together have a strength of like a teenage boy and a baby. I disagree with you. I have tremendous strength. Every day we're getting closer and closer to banging. I just want that to be said. I'll never let it happen because then you'll be right again. I'm always right eventually. Bring us in, Danny.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Go. Three, two, one. Why are you wearing the same shirt as me? Don't, don't, don't, don't. The real question is, why isn't JT wearing the same shirt as us? No one. That's a good point. And also, you're right.
Starting point is 00:00:40 But Tony is wearing my hat. I am wearing his hat. This is a farce. You're wearing my shirt and my hat. But you could also wear this hat. No, I can't. Plug the website. God, I don't want to insult you sometimes.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Well, it's on your head. pickyboys.com to get whatever you want on there just get anything whatever you want and this hat's there
Starting point is 00:01:03 yeah you can't get that hat though I mean you can there's so much cool stuff that goes up there and a lot of it is up for a limited time true
Starting point is 00:01:10 we're always refreshing it most of it is up for a limited time yeah and that'll probably be for how many months do you say what day is it
Starting point is 00:01:17 it's probably a month or two left on this collection we'll have a new summer collection true so if you want any picky boys
Starting point is 00:01:23 university stuff now's the time All right, so now I'm starting to agree. I think my hands, I had an allergic reaction. I was playing with some bushes outside, and I think my hands do have an allergic reaction. It's not looking great. See if you can zoom in and see it.
Starting point is 00:01:35 If you can't, I promise there's something going on. Are they itchy? No, nothing, just red and spotty. Really tiny dots. It looks like I was bit by a million bedbugs. Ew. Yeah, I don't know. My skin's way too sensitive.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I can't survive anywhere. Have you guys ever had bedbugs or lice, maybe? I've had lice a few times. Never had bedbugs or lice. Gross. I've had lice a few times because my brothers were lice infested from the year of second grade to sixth grade. Lice infested.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Did you have to shave and go to school? No, I wore a nightcap with toothpaste. Really? Yeah. Does that help? I think so. I don't know. That's what my mom said.
Starting point is 00:02:09 She's like, rub toothpaste on it and decided to throw me out there. I also never like, I think I don't, I don't think I had any bugs on me. I was surrounded by people with bugs. So it was more preventative cocoon layer, you know? So when I was in, what was this? I think this was before I switched schools. so first grade no no it was after so second grade uh you do look like a lice boy i just want to get that out well that's what everyone thought they they sent out a letter to all the parents and
Starting point is 00:02:37 whatever to tell their kids that someone had lice but they didn't say who in the letter and that day i came that day when i came back to school i just happened to get a buzz cut because i would get a buzz cut every haircut i would just get a buzz cut yeah down uh three on top two on the sides right always get that and yeah so i just happened to after they sent a letter come back to the buzz cut wasn't me didn't have the lice the kid who actually had the lice did also come back with a haircut but like a much much longer hair haircut right and everyone thought i had lice and that was the start of my the assassination of my character that was the start of the assassination of jt's character truly i never was suspected of lice even though i feel
Starting point is 00:03:15 like my hair especially when it gets curly would just be a lice's dream i don't know i think it's too dense you know you got it's a lot of density in there it's like you can't really camp in a super dense forest you need some you need some that's true you need some scalp to get on lice are weird if my kid ever had lice you just save bald throw out the kid oh oh shave his head that's what they did that's my my brother and my brother they both just shaved their head and they didn't look great and you put you put your head in tomato soup right i thought that was a skunk yeah i thought those were a skunk like if a skunk sat on my face i'd have to tongue tomato soup oh i thought that was head lice and um chicken pox no no chicken box you
Starting point is 00:03:58 you take a bath with other kids who have chicken pox and that way you get stronger immune system right you soak up the other chicken pox yeah exactly i'm glad i had chicken pox when i was a kid because i don't want you know fucking shingles or something i don't think i had chicken pox. Oh, that's bad. I got the shot. That's bad. Don't you get shot with it? It's not going to help you. That's not going to help you. You believe in that? Yeah, I know. No, actually, I can still get shingles.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Oh, so what was the point? Adult chicken pox is much worse. You're supposed to get it when you're a kid. You should get it now. Isn't adult chicken pox shingles? No, no. You can only get shingles once you've gotten chicken pox. But if I had the shot, I've gotten chicken pox. No, you haven't. Shingles? No. Such a weird name.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Isn't it like roofing? That is roofing. That's not how vaccines work. Are they called shingles because you shiver? No. For some reason, I picture shivering. I picture shingles clanking. I pictured shingles
Starting point is 00:04:52 as like an STD. Just hearing the name. I got shingles from Sheila, dude. Sheila gave me the shingles. We call her Sheila Shingles. They do call her that. No, shingles is terrible.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Burning pain all over, itching. That sounds like it, too. It sounds like an STD, yeah. Terrifying, yeah. And then it's mumps or measles or measles.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Oh, that's the same. But chicken pox, you gotta get it. You should go to, like, school or something. What's crazy, I don't know about shingles, but, like, some of these diseases that you can get when you're older and stuff, man, when you recover, it can leave you, like,
Starting point is 00:05:22 oh, yeah, this half of my face doesn't work, or, like, now I always have this tingle over here. Like, it can literally affect you forever. Isn't that weird? Like, just one day, you just get out of bed, and you're like, hmm, this arm's weird. That's it. Isn't that weird?
Starting point is 00:05:34 Isn't that so fucking weird? It's very scary, honestly. It's like, that's so, okay. Dude, the human body is a machine made of meat. It's a meat machine. Like all machines, parts start to fail. I think Meat Machine would be my porn name. Meat Machine?
Starting point is 00:05:47 The Meat Machine. I like that. I'd watch. Thank you. I appreciate that. Every day we're getting closer and closer to banging. I just want that to be said. I'll never let it happen because then you'll be right again.
Starting point is 00:05:56 I'm always right eventually. He's saying the words. There's a lot of words. There's a lot of words out there. Also, you know what I've had recently? I think it's maybe a masculine urge, but it's just been rising out of me to die in battle with like being the sole person holding off like a horde of
Starting point is 00:06:15 something. It's just like it's my masculine urge in me to do it. Like go go and just hold off a horde as long as I can. I think I'm aged like 25-ish everyone gets that. Yeah you think like you just unlock that when you come into it? I definitely don't want to die in battle but I would love. As
Starting point is 00:06:31 I get older I do want to die in more spectacular ways. Okay yeah so we're kind of on the same page. Yeah. you just have to I want to have a spectacular death I don't want it to be normal I can see that
Starting point is 00:06:44 like okay you'd rather die let's say like in the running of the bulls one of the bulls got you and you got stabbed and then died or
Starting point is 00:06:52 yeah middle of the night he pooped his pants and had a heart attack I don't know I think in that scenario I'd rather the pooped pants and die because like
Starting point is 00:07:01 if you die if Danny said I'm going to run with the bulls and died I'd be like that's not cool you're an idiot like you deserve that
Starting point is 00:07:10 it was a bad example true it's like if you get caught though like your family's running away and like I don't know
Starting point is 00:07:16 people are chasing you like go I got this and then you die that's cool that's spectacular I was at a cemetery over Easter
Starting point is 00:07:23 a few weeks ago the cemetery in Calvary it's in New York hundreds of thousands of people there and you see graves and they're crazy it's like
Starting point is 00:07:32 fucking born in born in like 1782 God damn. Yeah, that's way too old. This man was like 20 years into the founding of the country. 10 years into the founding of the country.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Yeah, that's way too old. Who's still visiting that? Get rid of it. Make new space for the new people. That's what I was asking. It's like, because then I started thinking about how much does a funeral plot cost? First of all, a lot of fucking money.
Starting point is 00:07:57 But then I thought, is it a lot of money? Because you're essentially buying something for someone to upkeep for at least the next couple hundred years i thought they refresh them shorter than i don't think it's that anymore there's no way there's no unless i mean there was there was countless not 1700s ones but there was countless 1800 ones maybe you got to get the deluxe package like oh we could tack on another 25 years protection plan an extra 150 i don't think do they just say fuck it 200 years you're gone dude how would who's telling them where did this go who's doing it i don't know
Starting point is 00:08:31 Not one person. I'm not sure about that. I mean, first of all, most graves, even people who died in the 1900s, not visited at all. That's what I'm saying. Get rid of them. It's not about the frequency of the visit. It's just about the fact that it's there. I disagree.
Starting point is 00:08:48 It's the action that counts, not the thought. No, I'm saying, but they don't destroy the ones that aren't visited. That's not what it's about. I like seeing the ones where it's a really tiny headstone. like it's just like super small and cute and it just says a little thing also i saw one i'm not saying for a kid i saw no so no i'm saying it's sad it's like he wants a mausoleum yeah i mean no i don't want a mausoleum but like if you if you're if you're gonna celebrate a life i'd like to have more than like a beach rock let's have a you know a nice ornate stone why would you care
Starting point is 00:09:26 typical headstone saw it felt like falling over i was like oh my god the headstone fell over tried to pick it up incredibly heavy bro it's just a piece of granite i understand that but i but i was expecting to at least be able to leverage and tip it up oh no i'm sure you couldn't i could not no yeah i and then my dad was there he could not and then we tried together could not do it this was a heavy fucking that's an old man but i don't know about old man you guys you guys together have a strength of like a teenage boy and a baby i just i disagree with you i have i have tremendous strength in my legs that's true and i was and i was simply i wasn't trying to lift it up i was just trying to tilt it up i was i was using leverage question push it up how do
Starting point is 00:10:09 you know that's not how it was supposed to look antonio don't antonio me it was obviously not how it was supposed to look was there dirt on there are ones that are i believe you that it wasn't not supposed to look but there are ones that are like not so much gravestones that are just like kind of upward rocks they slightly tilt up and like that yeah those are cool it was not one of those like a ramp i like those those are cool again it's just like i want i want an ornate headstone for sure that's fine i you don't care i don't care at all really actually you know what it's either an ornate headstone or i've been thinking a lot in my own about cremation recently i don't if i like the idea of just having a really cool ornate box dude they used to they
Starting point is 00:10:51 used to bury this is how stupid we were back then or we're stupid they used to bury bodies upside down because they were afraid they were going to come back and if they were trying to dig to the top they would be digging down instead got them and come back as in like come back not like i'm alive like yeah yeah yeah they would bury them in cages too like can't get them out of here to even have the fear to do that it had to happen once right it had to happen once impossible why is it impossible no no yeah but wait which no no like a vampire just just to clarify i don't think it's possible there was one they buried people who are still alive many times the bell but i'm saying like they were afraid of vampires and like not zombies i guess but like coming back so they
Starting point is 00:11:37 would bury them upside down you only have that fear if there was one some kind but again it was there one or was it one of those situations and then they went holy shit it's a vampire and then They killed him anyway, even though I do not think the vampires exist. I don't think they've ever existed. I think that sometimes strange events like that, like you accidentally buried a person, then get twisted and manipulated over time into stories about a guy who's resurrected. Have you ever heard a story from someone who wasn't there and got the story told to them? and how much details change
Starting point is 00:12:18 and then think of that over like a hundred years over like a thousand years. What about the person that was there and can't retell the story? Yeah, and exaggerates everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Exactly. So I don't think that there was a vampire is to answer your question. I think there was definitely a pale dude who did maybe drink blood and was just a weirdo.
Starting point is 00:12:37 So you're telling me, you're telling me this is more likely than there just have been a vampire. Yes. A super pale dude gets buried.
Starting point is 00:12:46 is alive, climbs out of the grave, starts drinking blood and eats somebody. Or bites somebody. Oh, dude, he might have just been starving and got a rat and was so hungry he was like, I've been into it. And then that evolves into like... And also he's pale because he's been under the ground
Starting point is 00:13:02 for five fucking days. Yeah. I think that's far more likely. Don't tell me it's out there. No. And then he also burnt up in the sun. Also, that happened as well. Now what?
Starting point is 00:13:10 That happens to me and Danny. True. Vampires don't exist. Wouldn't risk it. What do you think is more likely to exist? a werewolf or a vampire? Definitely a vampire. People think skinwalkers exist.
Starting point is 00:13:19 People think a lot of things exist. People think, no, but like a lot of people today think that skinwalkers exist. Yeah, yeah. A lot, like that's like, that's probably the most, probably people think
Starting point is 00:13:26 that exists the most. Yeah. And Bigfoot probably. That's probably tied. Yeah. But between vampire and werewolf, I'd say vampire. A whole transformation thing
Starting point is 00:13:37 seems a lot less likely. Yeah, but that's what a vampire does too. They transform into a bat. No, not that kind of thing. Not that. That's like a cartoon vampire. Like really,
Starting point is 00:13:46 you're shunning their skills. Although I think that was the origin of vampires was I think Vlad the Impaler Turned into a bat? First of all, he is Dracula. He is like the inspiration for Dracula. I think he when he was going into battle
Starting point is 00:14:02 released a bunch of rabid bats to attack the enemies and then the stories told from that were like the enemy soldiers turned into bats and attacked us. Well, they did technically. No, technically they didn't. Technically, they did.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Technically, the enemy turned into bats. But yeah, so that is the original idea for a vampire. Dude, who comes up with that? It's like... The strategy? Yeah. Like, hey, let's go into the cave and just collect a bunch of rabid bats and just let's hope they don't bite our people.
Starting point is 00:14:31 I think that's... Yeah, I feel like we've used almost every animal. We've tried to use it in warfare. Elephants, for sure. Oh, for sure, elephants. Hannibal, you know? What? Dude, I think they use...
Starting point is 00:14:43 Hannibal. he took the elephants I thought you said cannibal in World War I or II they tried to attach bombs to dogs and send them to run under German tanks and blow up I think they did do it
Starting point is 00:14:58 I think either they tried or they did there's a whole memorial somewhere dedicated to the horses that lost their life in World War I that is so dumb never mind I don't know We killed multiple people and animals for, you know, no reason.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Who's going to visit the horse? Every human has their own grave. We can't give all the thousands or hundreds of thousands of horses one thing. Oh, that's what it is? Yeah. It's not like a horse cemetery. That's what I thought. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:15:32 It's probably just like a statue. Yeah, it's just like a horse. Oh, give them two. Yeah. Give them two. I just thought for every war horse, there was a grave. It's like, put a shopping mall, you know? Don't you buy plots in threes or something?
Starting point is 00:15:46 Yeah. Every plot is sold in three deep. So what is your family for? You think, well, someone's got to be the odd man out here. Yeah, I mean, I guess so. Who's the runt of the family? Honestly, really, it's just the last person's problem. It's just the last person's problem.
Starting point is 00:16:02 You don't know what order you're going to die in. It's just the last person's problem. True. And also, you can usually get an extension or dig deeper. A little sidecar. Yeah. People really listen to us talk about this shit, huh?
Starting point is 00:16:14 If anybody's here. They're gone. They're all gone now. Do you know who Lo-Fi Girl is? There was a new character introduced into the Lo-Fi Girl verse. I don't know what Lo-Fi Girl is. Lo-Fi Girl is basically a 24-7 live stream of a girl
Starting point is 00:16:29 on her computer with her cat on her desk. She's going to play Lo-Fi beats all the time. That girl's a workhorse. She's been coding a new info. It's actually up in two weeks ago. but she she's she's been coding a website and now there's lo-fi boy and lo-fi boy plays more like um like synth music kind of more futuristic kind of lo-fi what is her coding a website that was like uh like people like that's how they revealed lo-fi boy like they revealed what she was
Starting point is 00:17:01 working on this whole time and it was lo-fi boy and it was like this website and then that led to Lo-Fi Boy now. So she's gone? No, she's still there. Oh, nice. Now they're both I don't know what she's working on now.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Do they bang? No, but there was a there was they really tried to do it subliminally. Like at first there was a little Morse code
Starting point is 00:17:20 in the background in one of the apartments and it was blinking. That's so much work. And it was to the website. All right, I have probably the most
Starting point is 00:17:28 serious question I've ever asked on this podcast. I'm ready. The Lo-Fi Girl and the new Synth Boy. Okay. How fast was fan-made porn made about them, you think?
Starting point is 00:17:40 I don't know. I don't know. Probably very fast. Yeah. Without a doubt, if I had to give a guess, under an hour. Under an hour. I would say, like, if I really, probably, like, four minutes. Dude, real good artists.
Starting point is 00:17:57 There's some artists out there. They could work quick. Man, they could draw something up so quick. What's the age of Lo-Fi Girl? Definitely seems to be, like, college age. Phone's dead. I'm really curious to know. Can you look it up, please?
Starting point is 00:18:12 Look up what? How old is the lo-fi girl? Oh, I thought you meant look up lo-fi girl porn. You'll do that later on in your own time. She doesn't have an age. She definitely does. It's just Reddit. I mean, people aren't taking a guess.
Starting point is 00:18:27 What are they saying? She is ageless and young. Wait, what? She is ageless and young, new and old. She is the goddess of homework. All right. I'm starting to think she's under 18 with that. People say she's probably in college, maybe in her 20s, late teens.
Starting point is 00:18:46 All right. Never mind. So we're good. Love that. Love that for her. Oh, my God. Jesus. Porn?
Starting point is 00:18:53 No. Somebody said low-flying girl kills herself? Jesus Christ, Danny. This is what's on Google. What? Oh, no. Oh, God. Can you speak in-
Starting point is 00:19:03 Oh, she didn't kill herself, obviously. They speak in lines that are linear. Yeah, but there's... Wow, this is Jesus. All right, I'm sorry. I made him look it up. This is really a big fan. Wow, that was quick.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Is that Lo-Fi Boy? No. Oh, it's somebody else. Yeah. Oh, poor Lo-Fi Boy. Already getting cheated on. As soon as he's created, getting cheated on. He got cucked immediately.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Well, maybe should I type in Lo-Fi Girl and Lo-Fi Boy porn? We'll have Jason look it up. Jason, look it up, please. Put it in. No, I'm kidding. Put it on the screen, please. Blur it. he's gonna text you later
Starting point is 00:19:34 like do you actually want me to do that nothing yet no I don't buy it nothing yet you just don't know where to look
Starting point is 00:19:39 from lo-fi boy can I see this is lo-fi boy oh he looks really young again I think they're all in college I hope so
Starting point is 00:19:49 oh my god this is a straight up cosplay of lo-fi girl when I hear like oh a cosplay you know like oh I'm gonna show you
Starting point is 00:19:56 this cosplay I picture like when I think of cosplay maybe it's because I'm like I think of porn Is that weird? I would say it's 30% weird.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I mean, I know there's, like, Comic-Con cosplays, but I don't know. What does cosplay mean? Costume play. You should have put that together, probably. The word blank play is usually, like, a sex thing. That's what I'm thinking. Like, oh, this is my playroom. That's where I'm fucking you.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Playroom. That was in front. Whatever. The play in general. It's weird. It's like, you know.
Starting point is 00:20:29 And you can tell the context. Well, yeah, I would hope you could tell with context. Yeah, there's like furry people. That's not cosplay. In a way it is. Is it not though? Is it not? They wear costumes.
Starting point is 00:20:42 They're pretending to be. But doesn't cosplay have to be a fictional character, like a real fictional character? I don't see what is a real fictional character. Like someone who's like. I don't think it does. Like, you know, like Sonic is a real fictional character. Like Lo-Fi Girl is a real fictional character.
Starting point is 00:20:59 You know what I'm saying? I can't just dress up a furry as Isaac the Alpha Sir Mane. If that doesn't exist, I'm not cosplaying as that. Is that your fursona? Sure. Sounds cool. I think that's definitely cosplay still. Someone correct me.
Starting point is 00:21:14 You're putting a lot of rules on a topic and group of people who don't follow the fucking rules. Good for them, honestly. No. Yeah, furries are a very misrepresented group in this country. Is that so? It is. How are they represented by the media currently?
Starting point is 00:21:30 That they're just, like, fucking freaks who like to fuck as animals. Are you saying that's not what they are? That was a pretty spot-on description to me. But it's not what they are? I watched this whole Channel 5 thing about it. It's, like, basically, like, I don't know. They gave a percentage. I forgot what the exact percentage was.
Starting point is 00:21:49 But they claim that, like, only 30% of it is really, like, NSFW kind of porn, porny stuff. but a lot of a lot of uh furries in general just like do you know are people that may like not like eye contact or like just be like they just like to be behind like a mask and that's how they engage with people you know they like to embody a character right but you could still like that's i feel like it's something that you can still do that it doesn't have to be like a wolf if i if i walk in a room and like 30 of the people are like on beds having sex i'm like this is an orgy. I'm not like,
Starting point is 00:22:27 well, they're actually representing the 60% who aren't. True. What's the other 10%? But it's not in the same room necessarily, you know. Necessarily.
Starting point is 00:22:37 No, okay, did you see FurCon or whatever it's called? FurCon? The, like, festival held for furries where they got... Was that very sexual?
Starting point is 00:22:46 They got banned from the city because not only was it... The city! ...overtly sexual, like, the damage done to the city, they were full... because they wear diapers
Starting point is 00:22:56 in those suits. So there were full discarded diapers all over the place on cars here and there. Jesus. People are getting fucked up,
Starting point is 00:23:04 drunk, like throwing bottles. They ruined like tons of public toilets. I don't think it was called fur con. All right, so they didn't get
Starting point is 00:23:10 tossed out because they were banging everywhere. Oh, there was plenty of that. But again, these are a rowdy, rowdy bunch. Rowdy bunch. All right,
Starting point is 00:23:17 maybe they're not misrepresented. Fuck the furries. Is that what you wanted to say? Don't look at me. I don't. I'm just trying to
Starting point is 00:23:25 give a voice to the... One of our friends is a well-known furry. I'm not making fun of them. Shout out, Chaz. Oh, he name-dropped him. No. I'm pretty sure once a week, Chaz gets a message and then he messages me. He's like, stop telling people I'm a furry.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Stop telling them the truth? Yeah. Speak your truth, Chaz. He has a Sonic costume. Yeah. We saw it once. There was no hole in the crotch. It was very strange. I would think there would be... Do you think, what do you think? Do you think it's just like, do you think you have to paint yourself blue in some regards?
Starting point is 00:23:59 If there's no hole in the crotch? Yeah. Yeah, you can't just have like a miscolored. I don't know. Have you ever seen, a lot of like pornographic renditions of characters are just like, they just have a, they put a human penis in skin color onto this thing. Are you talking about the drawn one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:18 That does happen. What other ones are there? I don't, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure you can find Sonic with, like, a big blue penis. But I think there's a lot of them with also, like, pale penis. But Sonic. It's like, why would he have that? Sonic is pale, right?
Starting point is 00:24:31 His fur is blue. So you'd have to dye your pubes blue. True, true. To really be accurate. He's right. It's kind of like how, like, a lot of, like, a dog's penis is, like, a different color. It's like red. Red rocket.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Red rocket. Yeah. That's what they say. Looks like lipstick. Does it? JT knows all about this. Yeah. Dog blower.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Dog blower. that was a hook line and sinker god damn it no i don't know i don't know what where are we going yeah can we can we can we go we've been filming segue segue we filmed for so long today what i said segue what you need to segue to something have you ever ridden a segue yeah yeah i went on a segue tour really it was amazing what's a segue tour you you ride so it in Nashville, so we rode around Nashville. He's like, and this is the this, and this is the this. And you'll ride around between stops.
Starting point is 00:25:22 God, I love you. You must have looked like such a goddamn geek. Definitely. I had a helmet on, bro. Such a geek. Yeah, I know, but sometimes I like being, I like playing Taurus in other places. I think it's fun. Yeah. I don't care if I look like a geek. Because Taurus inherently look like geeks. Like, they really do.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Like, oh, look at that. They put the Parthenon in Nashville for no reason. You want to see the world? Full-scale Parthenon replica in Nashville. Oh. Why? I don't know. Was that on your tour? Did you Segway through the Parthenon?
Starting point is 00:25:52 Parth? Parth? I was like literally 11. I did not remember at all. Oh, God. Wow, you can ride a Segway that young? Yeah. Is it a child Segway?
Starting point is 00:26:00 And my little brother, who was I guess 10 at the time. It was 15 years ago. Like lost control, slammed, cracked this dumpster, dude, and fell off. It was a bad spill. It's a bad spill. Thank God he had a helmet. I feel like I would like a Segway ride. I've never been on one I would like.
Starting point is 00:26:16 to ride one you look like a segway rider i think it's fun i mean it's basically those like hoverboard things that were popular just with a stick on it do you move with your feet or with that it's it's the exact same thing as a hoverboard you just don't have a um throttle well you don't have a throttle on it just to push to lean forward into it you know oh so like it just helps you move your feet forward yeah and it helps you balance hoverboard's a little tricky you know not everyone can get up can you straight up you know on a hoverboard if you go too far you fall off can you straight up just like fall off the segway or does it kind of have a you know that's what i mean like what is the handle do anything you know that's what i'm saying it also it's just
Starting point is 00:26:52 it has like big big wheels so it's a bit more sturdy but yeah i mean it definitely takes like a little bit of skill and getting used to so you could yeah my brother lost control and slammed into this dumpster so you could definitely lose control fall off whatever you can do all that they're professional segway racers oh yeah for sure i don't even know but i know i've seen i've I've seen so many useless races. I've seen motorized scooter races. Walk races. Pickup truck races, which are fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Not pickup truck. Monster truck? Like 18-wheeler without the bed racing. It's fucking awesome. I think you need the bed. That's cool. Yeah, that's what everybody said in the comments. Because then you're just driving little chode optimuses.
Starting point is 00:27:34 A truck without the bed? It looks like naked. Well, they're probably trying to not have someone die. Yeah, that's pretty much not bad. You know, that's fair, but it would still be way better. I mean, also, you really can't race with a thing on the back. I mean, you can, but any turn you try to make will then tip over. Well, it would have to be wide turns, but hey, man.
Starting point is 00:27:55 And that's part of the skill. Exactly. Have Ferrari build a Mack truck engine and put a thing on their back and go. Yeah. I saw a split. You know, like they have all those trucks that hold gasoline or fluids. Like the cylinder one? Yeah, I saw the cross section of it,
Starting point is 00:28:15 and it has like plates in the middle because I didn't even think about this. Oh, you mean on the inside? Yeah, because I didn't even think about this because if you have just like a totally hollow tank and you put a bunch of liquid in it, as you're going down the highway, the water is moving, or the gasoline is moving forward
Starting point is 00:28:32 and moving back, and it's putting like unnecessary pressures all over your vehicle. So they have like these discs that stop it from sloshing around as much. Yeah, because it's already probably hard to brake on those things. Now you're trying to brake with hundreds of pounds of water
Starting point is 00:28:46 saying, no, we're going to crush this car. No, driving a truck is very scary. You ever see, you're going down the highway, you see like a truck runoff ramp? That's literally for if a truck gains too much speed, they just bail into this thing.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Yeah. And it's supposed to be slightly uphill so you lose some speed. It's like uphill and it's usually like dirt and gravel. And it's usually like after a downgrade on a highway and so if you're a truck and you're going too fast you're supposed to pull in and just fucking push it in like just ram it in there smash ram it right in because it's better than
Starting point is 00:29:20 losing control and going off the highway that's too much never driving a truck every time i see a truck being driven it's usually jammed in a place where i need to be past it and i have to wait another 20 minutes that's that's my experience with trucks really i i feel like i've driven And essentially, almost an 18-wheeler, which, again, it is crazy that U-Haul will let anyone with a license. I was 19. It is true. I was 19. I couldn't even drink.
Starting point is 00:29:45 U-Haul will let anyone with a license drive a full-on truck. Why were you driving it? I was moving. College apartments. This house, this house. It was only, like, it was less than a mile away. Thank God. Yeah, I've never gotten the big one.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I've had, you know, like the kind of chode U-Haul one. It looks like an ice cream truck kind of. I've done those. Yeah. Even driving a box truck like that is very different than driving a car. Not really. I feel like that's the same as me driving. That's smaller than my Lincoln.
Starting point is 00:30:12 That's not true. This way, yeah. This way. I don't know which model you're talking about, but I feel like that's not true. Ice cream truck. Just compare it to an ice cream truck. The one we used to move my apartment, that is not smaller than your... No, it is not.
Starting point is 00:30:26 It's pretty much the same. No, it is not. No, it's pretty much the same exact thing as your SUV. You can stand on the bed of that truck. You can stand on that. No, you can't. No, I'm saying like this way. It's the same.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Like not this way. He means width. You mean length? No, it's not. No, I don't know. Height. Oh, yeah, width's probably the same, actually. Width is the closest thing.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Could be the same. Yeah, a lot of girth in my car. But you weren't saying same. You were saying yours was bigger. Yeah, it is bigger this way and that way. No, it is not. Just not this way. That's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:30:55 You don't know what I drive. I do. They don't know what I drive, hopefully. You can look it up. You just said it. I didn't tell them what kind. Never mind. You're about to just say it?
Starting point is 00:31:03 I'm just saying, anybody with a brain, go, big Lincoln, thug. Did they also type that part in? There it is. All right,
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