Picky Boys Podcast - The New Twilight Movie Looks Insane! - Picky Boys Podcast #271
Episode Date: April 23, 2023New Merch Here! ➡️https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/⬅️ On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss lice, dying in cool ways, tipping over gravestones, vampires vs. werewolves, the fal...len war horses, the furry community, and segways. Leave a comment down below & enjoy the episode! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/ #pickyboys #271
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What do you think is more likely to exist, a werewolf or a vampire?
Definitely a vampire.
People think skinwalkers exist.
People think a lot of things exist.
One of our friends is a well-known furry.
I'm not making fun of him.
Shout out Chaz.
Oh, he name-dropped him.
You guys together have a strength of like a teenage boy and a baby.
I disagree with you.
I have tremendous strength.
Every day we're getting closer and closer to banging.
I just want that to be said.
I'll never let it happen because then you'll be right again.
I'm always right eventually.
Bring us in, Danny.
Go.
Three, two, one.
Why are you wearing the same shirt as me?
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
The real question is, why isn't JT wearing the same shirt as us?
No one.
That's a good point.
And also, you're right.
But Tony is wearing my hat.
I am wearing his hat.
This is a farce.
You're wearing my shirt and my hat.
But you could also wear this hat.
No, I can't.
Plug the website.
God, I don't want to insult you sometimes.
Well, it's on your head.
pickyboys.com
to get
whatever you want
on there
just get anything
whatever you want
and this hat's there
yeah you can't get
that hat though
I mean you can
there's so much
cool stuff that goes up there
and a lot of it
is up for a limited time
true
we're always refreshing it
most of it is up
for a limited time
yeah
and that'll probably be
for how many months
do you say
what day is it
it's probably
a month or two left
on this collection
we'll have a new
summer collection
true
so if you want
any picky boys
university stuff
now's the time
All right, so now I'm starting to agree.
I think my hands, I had an allergic reaction.
I was playing with some bushes outside,
and I think my hands do have an allergic reaction.
It's not looking great.
See if you can zoom in and see it.
If you can't, I promise there's something going on.
Are they itchy?
No, nothing, just red and spotty.
Really tiny dots.
It looks like I was bit by a million bedbugs.
Ew.
Yeah, I don't know.
My skin's way too sensitive.
I can't survive anywhere.
Have you guys ever had bedbugs or lice, maybe?
I've had lice a few times.
Never had bedbugs or lice.
Gross.
I've had lice a few times because my brothers were lice infested from the year of second
grade to sixth grade.
Lice infested.
Did you have to shave and go to school?
No, I wore a nightcap with toothpaste.
Really?
Yeah.
Does that help?
I think so.
I don't know.
That's what my mom said.
She's like, rub toothpaste on it and decided to throw me out there.
I also never like, I think I don't, I don't think I had any bugs on me.
I was surrounded by people with bugs.
So it was more preventative cocoon layer, you know?
So when I was in, what was this?
I think this was before I switched schools.
so first grade no no it was after so second grade uh you do look like a lice boy i just want to get
that out well that's what everyone thought they they sent out a letter to all the parents and
whatever to tell their kids that someone had lice but they didn't say who in the letter
and that day i came that day when i came back to school i just happened to get a buzz cut
because i would get a buzz cut every haircut i would just get a buzz cut yeah down uh three on
top two on the sides right always get that and yeah so i just happened to after they sent a
letter come back to the buzz cut wasn't me didn't have the lice the kid who actually had the lice
did also come back with a haircut but like a much much longer hair haircut right and everyone thought
i had lice and that was the start of my the assassination of my character that was the start
of the assassination of jt's character truly i never was suspected of lice even though i feel
like my hair especially when it gets curly would just be a lice's dream i don't know i think it's
too dense you know you got it's a lot of density in there it's like you can't really camp in a
super dense forest you need some you need some that's true you need some scalp to get on lice
are weird if my kid ever had lice you just save bald throw out the kid oh oh shave his head
that's what they did that's my my brother and my brother they both just shaved their head and
they didn't look great and you put you put your head in tomato soup right i thought that was a
skunk yeah i thought those were a skunk like if a skunk sat on my face i'd have to
tongue tomato soup oh i thought that was head lice and um chicken pox no no chicken box you
you take a bath with other kids who have chicken pox and that way you get stronger immune system
right you soak up the other chicken pox yeah exactly i'm glad i had chicken pox when i was
a kid because i don't want you know fucking shingles or something i don't think i had
chicken pox. Oh, that's bad.
I got the shot. That's bad. Don't you get shot with it?
It's not going to help you.
That's not going to help you. You believe in that? Yeah, I know.
No, actually, I can still get shingles.
Oh, so what was the point?
Adult chicken pox is much worse.
You're supposed to get it when you're a kid. You should get it now.
Isn't adult chicken pox shingles?
No, no. You can only get shingles once you've gotten
chicken pox. But if I had the shot,
I've gotten chicken pox. No, you haven't.
Shingles? No. Such a weird name.
Isn't it like roofing? That is roofing.
That's not how vaccines work. Are they called shingles
because you shiver?
No.
For some reason,
I picture shivering.
I picture shingles clanking.
I pictured shingles
as like an STD.
Just hearing the name.
I got shingles
from Sheila, dude.
Sheila gave me the shingles.
We call her Sheila Shingles.
They do call her that.
No, shingles is terrible.
Burning pain all over,
itching.
That sounds like it, too.
It sounds like an STD, yeah.
Terrifying, yeah.
And then it's mumps
or measles
or measles.
Oh, that's the same.
But chicken pox,
you gotta get it.
You should go to, like, school or something.
What's crazy, I don't know about shingles,
but, like, some of these diseases that you can get
when you're older and stuff, man,
when you recover, it can leave you, like,
oh, yeah, this half of my face doesn't work,
or, like, now I always have this tingle over here.
Like, it can literally affect you forever.
Isn't that weird?
Like, just one day, you just get out of bed,
and you're like, hmm, this arm's weird.
That's it.
Isn't that weird?
Isn't that so fucking weird?
It's very scary, honestly.
It's like, that's so, okay.
Dude, the human body is a machine made of meat.
It's a meat machine.
Like all machines, parts start to fail.
I think Meat Machine would be my porn name.
Meat Machine?
The Meat Machine.
I like that.
I'd watch.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Every day we're getting closer and closer to banging.
I just want that to be said.
I'll never let it happen because then you'll be right again.
I'm always right eventually.
He's saying the words.
There's a lot of words.
There's a lot of words out there.
Also, you know what I've had recently?
I think it's maybe a masculine urge, but it's just been rising out of me to die in
battle with like being the
sole person holding off like a horde of
something. It's just like it's my
masculine urge in me to do it. Like go
go and just hold off a horde
as long as I can. I think I'm aged
like 25-ish everyone gets that. Yeah you think
like you just unlock that when you come into it?
I definitely don't want to die in battle but I would
love. As
I get older I do want to
die in more spectacular ways.
Okay yeah so we're kind of on the same
page. Yeah.
you just have to
I want to have a spectacular death
I don't want it to be normal
I can see that
like okay
you'd rather die
let's say like
in the running of the bulls
one of the bulls got you
and you got stabbed
and then died
or
yeah middle of the night
he pooped his pants
and had a heart attack
I don't know
I think in that scenario
I'd rather the pooped pants
and die
because like
if you die
if Danny said
I'm going to run with the bulls
and died
I'd be like
that's not cool
you're an idiot
like you deserve that
it was a bad example
true
it's like
if you get caught though
like your family's
running away
and like
I don't know
people are chasing you
like go
I got this
and then you die
that's cool
that's spectacular
I was at a
cemetery over Easter
a few weeks ago
the cemetery in Calvary
it's in New York
hundreds of thousands
of people there
and you see graves
and they're crazy
it's like
fucking
born in
born in like
1782
God damn.
Yeah, that's way too old.
This man was like 20 years into the founding of the country.
10 years into the founding of the country.
Yeah, that's way too old.
Who's still visiting that?
Get rid of it.
Make new space for the new people.
That's what I was asking.
It's like, because then I started thinking about
how much does a funeral plot cost?
First of all, a lot of fucking money.
But then I thought, is it a lot of money?
Because you're essentially buying something
for someone to upkeep for at least
the next couple hundred years i thought they refresh them shorter than i don't think it's
that anymore there's no way there's no unless i mean there was there was countless not 1700s ones
but there was countless 1800 ones maybe you got to get the deluxe package like oh we could tack
on another 25 years protection plan an extra 150 i don't think do they just say fuck it 200 years
you're gone dude how would who's telling them where did this go who's doing it i don't know
Not one person.
I'm not sure about that.
I mean, first of all, most graves, even people who died in the 1900s, not visited at all.
That's what I'm saying.
Get rid of them.
It's not about the frequency of the visit.
It's just about the fact that it's there.
I disagree.
It's the action that counts, not the thought.
No, I'm saying, but they don't destroy the ones that aren't visited.
That's not what it's about.
I like seeing the ones where it's a really tiny headstone.
like it's just like super small and cute and it just says a little thing also i saw one i'm not
saying for a kid i saw no so no i'm saying it's sad it's like he wants a mausoleum yeah i mean
no i don't want a mausoleum but like if you if you're if you're gonna celebrate a life i'd like
to have more than like a beach rock let's have a you know a nice ornate stone why would you care
typical headstone saw it felt like falling over i was like oh my god the headstone fell over
tried to pick it up incredibly heavy bro it's just a piece of granite i understand that but i
but i was expecting to at least be able to leverage and tip it up oh no i'm sure you couldn't i could
not no yeah i and then my dad was there he could not and then we tried together could not do it
this was a heavy fucking that's an old man but i don't know about old man you guys you guys
together have a strength of like a teenage boy and a baby i just i disagree with you i have i
have tremendous strength in my legs that's true and i was and i was simply i wasn't trying to
lift it up i was just trying to tilt it up i was i was using leverage question push it up how do
you know that's not how it was supposed to look antonio don't antonio me it was obviously not
how it was supposed to look was there dirt on there are ones that are i believe you that it
wasn't not supposed to look but there are ones that are like not so much gravestones that are
just like kind of upward rocks they slightly tilt up and like that yeah those are cool it was not
one of those like a ramp i like those those are cool again it's just like i want i want an ornate
headstone for sure that's fine i you don't care i don't care at all really actually you know what
it's either an ornate headstone or i've been thinking a lot in my own about cremation recently
i don't if i like the idea of just having a really cool ornate box dude they used to they
used to bury this is how stupid we were back then or we're stupid they used to bury bodies upside
down because they were afraid they were going to come back and if they were trying to dig to the
top they would be digging down instead got them and come back as in like come back not like i'm
alive like yeah yeah yeah they would bury them in cages too like can't get them out of here
to even have the fear to do that it had to happen once right it had to happen once impossible why
is it impossible no no yeah but wait which no no like a vampire just just to clarify i don't think
it's possible there was one they buried people who are still alive many times the bell but i'm
saying like they were afraid of vampires and like not zombies i guess but like coming back so they
would bury them upside down you only have that fear if there was one some kind but again it was
there one or was it one of those situations and then they went holy shit it's a vampire and then
They killed him anyway, even though I do not think the vampires exist.
I don't think they've ever existed.
I think that sometimes strange events like that, like you accidentally buried a person,
then get twisted and manipulated over time into stories about a guy who's resurrected.
Have you ever heard a story from someone who wasn't there and got the story told to them?
and how much details change
and then think of that
over like a hundred years
over like a thousand years.
What about the person
that was there
and can't retell the story?
Yeah, and exaggerates everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
So I don't think
that there was a vampire
is to answer your question.
I think there was
definitely a pale dude
who did maybe drink blood
and was just a weirdo.
So you're telling me,
you're telling me
this is more likely
than there just have been
a vampire.
Yes.
A super pale dude
gets buried.
is alive, climbs out of the grave,
starts drinking blood and eats somebody.
Or bites somebody.
Oh, dude, he might have just been starving
and got a rat and was so hungry
he was like, I've been into it.
And then that evolves into like...
And also he's pale because he's been under the ground
for five fucking days.
Yeah.
I think that's far more likely.
Don't tell me it's out there.
No.
And then he also burnt up in the sun.
Also, that happened as well.
Now what?
That happens to me and Danny.
True.
Vampires don't exist.
Wouldn't risk it.
What do you think is more likely to exist?
a werewolf or a vampire?
Definitely a vampire.
People think skinwalkers exist.
People think a lot of things exist.
People think,
no, but like a lot of people
today think that skinwalkers exist.
Yeah, yeah.
A lot, like that's like,
that's probably the most,
probably people think
that exists the most.
Yeah.
And Bigfoot probably.
That's probably tied.
Yeah.
But between vampire and werewolf,
I'd say vampire.
A whole transformation thing
seems a lot less likely.
Yeah, but that's what
a vampire does too.
They transform into a bat.
No, not that kind of thing.
Not that.
That's like a cartoon vampire.
Like really,
you're shunning their skills.
Although I think that was the origin of vampires
was I think Vlad the Impaler
Turned into a bat?
First of all, he is Dracula.
He is like the inspiration for Dracula.
I think he
when he was going into battle
released a bunch of rabid bats
to attack the enemies and then the stories
told from that were like
the enemy soldiers turned into bats
and attacked us.
Well, they did technically.
No, technically they didn't.
Technically, they did.
Technically, the enemy turned into bats.
But yeah, so that is the original idea for a vampire.
Dude, who comes up with that?
It's like...
The strategy?
Yeah.
Like, hey, let's go into the cave and just collect a bunch of rabid bats and just let's
hope they don't bite our people.
I think that's...
Yeah, I feel like we've used almost every animal.
We've tried to use it in warfare.
Elephants, for sure.
Oh, for sure, elephants.
Hannibal, you know?
What?
Dude, I think they use...
Hannibal.
he took the elephants
I thought you said cannibal
in World War I or II
they tried to attach bombs to dogs
and send them to run under
German tanks and blow up
I think they did do it
I think either they tried or they did
there's a whole memorial somewhere
dedicated to the horses that lost their life
in World War I
that is so dumb
never mind
I don't know
We killed multiple people and animals for, you know, no reason.
Who's going to visit the horse?
Every human has their own grave.
We can't give all the thousands or hundreds of thousands of horses one thing.
Oh, that's what it is?
Yeah.
It's not like a horse cemetery.
That's what I thought.
No, no, no.
It's probably just like a statue.
Yeah, it's just like a horse.
Oh, give them two.
Yeah.
Give them two.
I just thought for every war horse, there was a grave.
It's like, put a shopping mall, you know?
Don't you buy plots in threes or something?
Yeah.
Every plot is sold in three deep.
So what is your family for?
You think, well, someone's got to be the odd man out here.
Yeah, I mean, I guess so.
Who's the runt of the family?
Honestly, really, it's just the last person's problem.
It's just the last person's problem.
You don't know what order you're going to die in.
It's just the last person's problem.
True.
And also, you can usually get an extension or dig deeper.
A little sidecar.
Yeah.
People really listen to us
talk about this shit, huh?
If anybody's here.
They're gone. They're all gone now.
Do you know who Lo-Fi Girl is?
There was a new character
introduced into the Lo-Fi Girl verse.
I don't know what Lo-Fi Girl is.
Lo-Fi Girl is basically a 24-7
live stream of a girl
on her computer with her cat on her desk.
She's going to play Lo-Fi beats all the time.
That girl's a workhorse.
She's been coding a new info.
It's actually up in two weeks ago.
but she she's she's been coding a website and now there's lo-fi boy and lo-fi boy plays more like um
like synth music kind of more futuristic kind of lo-fi what is her coding a website
that was like uh like people like that's how they revealed lo-fi boy like they revealed what she was
working on this whole time and it was lo-fi boy and it was like this website and then that led
to Lo-Fi Boy now.
So she's gone?
No, she's still there.
Oh, nice.
Now they're both
I don't know what
she's working on now.
Do they bang?
No, but there was a
there was
they really tried
to do it subliminally.
Like at first
there was a little
Morse code
in the background
in one of the apartments
and it was blinking.
That's so much work.
And it was to
the website.
All right, I have
probably the most
serious question
I've ever asked
on this podcast.
I'm ready.
The Lo-Fi Girl
and the new Synth Boy.
Okay.
How fast was fan-made porn made about them, you think?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Probably very fast.
Yeah.
Without a doubt, if I had to give a guess, under an hour.
Under an hour.
I would say, like, if I really, probably, like, four minutes.
Dude, real good artists.
There's some artists out there.
They could work quick.
Man, they could draw something up so quick.
What's the age of Lo-Fi Girl?
Definitely seems to be, like, college age.
Phone's dead.
I'm really curious to know.
Can you look it up, please?
Look up what?
How old is the lo-fi girl?
Oh, I thought you meant look up lo-fi girl porn.
You'll do that later on in your own time.
She doesn't have an age.
She definitely does.
It's just Reddit.
I mean, people aren't taking a guess.
What are they saying?
She is ageless and young.
Wait, what?
She is ageless and young, new and old.
She is the goddess of homework.
All right.
I'm starting to think she's under 18 with that.
People say she's probably in college, maybe in her 20s, late teens.
All right.
Never mind.
So we're good.
Love that.
Love that for her.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
Porn?
No.
Somebody said low-flying girl kills herself?
Jesus Christ, Danny.
This is what's on Google.
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Can you speak in-
Oh, she didn't kill herself, obviously.
They speak in lines that are linear.
Yeah, but there's...
Wow, this is Jesus.
All right, I'm sorry.
I made him look it up.
This is really a big fan.
Wow, that was quick.
Is that Lo-Fi Boy?
No.
Oh, it's somebody else.
Yeah.
Oh, poor Lo-Fi Boy.
Already getting cheated on.
As soon as he's created, getting cheated on.
He got cucked immediately.
Well, maybe should I type in Lo-Fi Girl and Lo-Fi Boy porn?
We'll have Jason look it up.
Jason, look it up, please.
Put it in.
No, I'm kidding.
Put it on the screen, please.
Blur it.
he's gonna text you later
like do you actually
want me to do that
nothing yet
no
I don't buy it
nothing yet
you just don't know
where to look
from
lo-fi boy
can I see
this is lo-fi boy
oh he looks really young
again I think
they're all in college
I hope so
oh my god
this is a straight up
cosplay
of lo-fi girl
when I hear like
oh a cosplay
you know like
oh I'm gonna show you
this cosplay
I picture like
when I think of cosplay
maybe it's because
I'm like
I think of porn
Is that weird?
I would say it's 30% weird.
I mean, I know there's, like, Comic-Con cosplays, but I don't know.
What does cosplay mean?
Costume play.
You should have put that together, probably.
The word blank play is usually, like, a sex thing.
That's what I'm thinking.
Like, oh, this is my playroom.
That's where I'm fucking you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Playroom.
That was in front.
Whatever.
The play in general.
It's weird.
It's like, you know.
And you can tell the context.
Well, yeah, I would hope you could tell with context.
Yeah, there's like furry people.
That's not cosplay.
In a way it is.
Is it not though?
Is it not?
They wear costumes.
They're pretending to be.
But doesn't cosplay have to be a fictional character,
like a real fictional character?
I don't see what is a real fictional character.
Like someone who's like.
I don't think it does.
Like, you know, like Sonic is a real fictional character.
Like Lo-Fi Girl is a real fictional character.
You know what I'm saying?
I can't just dress up a furry as Isaac the Alpha Sir Mane.
If that doesn't exist, I'm not cosplaying as that.
Is that your fursona?
Sure.
Sounds cool.
I think that's definitely cosplay still.
Someone correct me.
You're putting a lot of rules on a topic and group of people
who don't follow the fucking rules.
Good for them, honestly.
No.
Yeah, furries are a very misrepresented group in this country.
Is that so?
It is.
How are they represented by the media currently?
That they're just, like, fucking freaks who like to fuck as animals.
Are you saying that's not what they are?
That was a pretty spot-on description to me.
But it's not what they are?
I watched this whole Channel 5 thing about it.
It's, like, basically, like, I don't know.
They gave a percentage.
I forgot what the exact percentage was.
But they claim that, like, only 30% of it is really, like, NSFW kind of porn, porny stuff.
but a lot of a lot of uh furries in general just like do you know are people that may like
not like eye contact or like just be like they just like to be behind like a mask and that's
how they engage with people you know they like to embody a character right but you could still like
that's i feel like it's something that you can still do that it doesn't have to be like
a wolf if i if i walk in a room and like 30 of the people are like on beds having sex i'm like
this is an orgy.
I'm not like,
well, they're actually
representing the 60%
who aren't.
True.
What's the other 10%?
But it's not in the same room
necessarily, you know.
Necessarily.
No, okay,
did you see FurCon
or whatever it's called?
FurCon?
The, like,
festival held for furries
where they got...
Was that very sexual?
They got banned from the city
because not only was it...
The city!
...overtly sexual,
like, the damage
done to the city,
they were full...
because they wear diapers
in those suits.
So there were full
discarded diapers
all over the place
on cars here and there.
Jesus.
People are getting
fucked up,
drunk,
like throwing bottles.
They ruined like
tons of public toilets.
I don't think it was
called fur con.
All right,
so they didn't get
tossed out because
they were banging everywhere.
Oh, there was plenty of that.
But again,
these are a rowdy,
rowdy bunch.
Rowdy bunch.
All right,
maybe they're not
misrepresented.
Fuck the furries.
Is that what you
wanted to say?
Don't look at me.
I don't.
I'm just trying to
give a voice to
the... One of our friends is a well-known
furry. I'm not making fun of them. Shout out, Chaz.
Oh, he name-dropped
him. No.
I'm pretty sure once a week, Chaz gets a message
and then he messages me. He's like,
stop telling people I'm a furry.
Stop telling them the truth? Yeah.
Speak your truth, Chaz. He has a Sonic costume.
Yeah. We saw it once.
There was no hole
in the crotch. It was very strange.
I would think there would be...
Do you think, what do you think?
Do you think it's just like, do you think you have to paint yourself blue in some regards?
If there's no hole in the crotch?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can't just have like a miscolored.
I don't know.
Have you ever seen, a lot of like pornographic renditions of characters are just like, they
just have a, they put a human penis in skin color onto this thing.
Are you talking about the drawn one?
Yeah.
That does happen.
What other ones are there?
I don't, I don't know.
I mean, I'm sure you can find Sonic with, like, a big blue penis.
But I think there's a lot of them with also, like, pale penis.
But Sonic.
It's like, why would he have that?
Sonic is pale, right?
His fur is blue.
So you'd have to dye your pubes blue.
True, true.
To really be accurate.
He's right.
It's kind of like how, like, a lot of, like, a dog's penis is, like, a different color.
It's like red.
Red rocket.
Red rocket.
Yeah.
That's what they say.
Looks like lipstick.
Does it?
JT knows all about this.
Yeah.
Dog blower.
Dog blower.
that was a hook line and sinker god damn it no i don't know i don't know what
where are we going yeah can we can we can we go we've been filming segue segue we filmed for so
long today what i said segue what you need to segue to something have you ever ridden a segue
yeah yeah i went on a segue tour really it was amazing what's a segue tour you you ride so it
in Nashville, so we rode around Nashville.
He's like, and this is the this, and this is the this.
And you'll ride around between stops.
God, I love you. You must have looked like such a goddamn
geek. Definitely. I had a helmet on, bro.
Such a geek. Yeah, I know, but
sometimes I like being, I like playing
Taurus in other places. I think it's fun.
Yeah. I don't care if I look like a geek.
Because Taurus inherently look like
geeks. Like, they really do.
Like, oh, look at that.
They put the Parthenon in Nashville for no reason.
You want to see the world? Full-scale Parthenon
replica in Nashville. Oh.
Why?
I don't know.
Was that on your tour?
Did you Segway through the Parthenon?
Parth?
Parth?
I was like literally 11.
I did not remember at all.
Oh, God.
Wow, you can ride a Segway that young?
Yeah.
Is it a child Segway?
And my little brother, who was I guess 10 at the time.
It was 15 years ago.
Like lost control, slammed, cracked this dumpster, dude, and fell off.
It was a bad spill.
It's a bad spill.
Thank God he had a helmet.
I feel like I would like a Segway ride.
I've never been on one I would like.
to ride one you look like a segway rider i think it's fun i mean it's basically those like
hoverboard things that were popular just with a stick on it do you move with your feet or with
that it's it's the exact same thing as a hoverboard you just don't have a um throttle well you don't
have a throttle on it just to push to lean forward into it you know oh so like it just helps you
move your feet forward yeah and it helps you balance hoverboard's a little tricky you know
not everyone can get up can you straight up you know on a hoverboard if you go too far you fall
off can you straight up just like fall off the segway or does it kind of have a you know that's
what i mean like what is the handle do anything you know that's what i'm saying it also it's just
it has like big big wheels so it's a bit more sturdy but yeah i mean it definitely takes like
a little bit of skill and getting used to so you could yeah my brother lost control and slammed
into this dumpster so you could definitely lose control fall off whatever you can do all that
they're professional segway racers oh yeah for sure i don't even know but i know i've seen i've
I've seen so many useless races.
I've seen motorized scooter races.
Walk races.
Pickup truck races, which are fucking awesome.
Not pickup truck.
Monster truck?
Like 18-wheeler without the bed racing.
It's fucking awesome.
I think you need the bed.
That's cool.
Yeah, that's what everybody said in the comments.
Because then you're just driving little chode optimuses.
A truck without the bed?
It looks like naked.
Well, they're probably trying to not have someone die.
Yeah, that's pretty much not bad.
You know, that's fair, but it would still be way better.
I mean, also, you really can't race with a thing on the back.
I mean, you can, but any turn you try to make will then tip over.
Well, it would have to be wide turns, but hey, man.
And that's part of the skill.
Exactly.
Have Ferrari build a Mack truck engine and put a thing on their back and go.
Yeah.
I saw a split.
You know, like they have all those trucks that hold gasoline or fluids.
Like the cylinder one?
Yeah, I saw the cross section of it,
and it has like plates in the middle
because I didn't even think about this.
Oh, you mean on the inside?
Yeah, because I didn't even think about this
because if you have just like a totally hollow tank
and you put a bunch of liquid in it,
as you're going down the highway,
the water is moving, or the gasoline is moving forward
and moving back, and it's putting like
unnecessary pressures all over your vehicle.
So they have like these discs that stop it
from sloshing around as much.
Yeah, because it's already probably hard
to brake on those things.
Now you're trying to brake
with hundreds of pounds of water
saying, no, we're going to crush this car.
No, driving a truck is very scary.
You ever see,
you're going down the highway,
you see like a truck runoff ramp?
That's literally for
if a truck gains too much speed,
they just bail into this thing.
Yeah.
And it's supposed to be slightly uphill
so you lose some speed.
It's like uphill
and it's usually like dirt and gravel.
And it's usually like after a downgrade
on a highway and so if you're a truck and you're going too fast you're supposed to pull in and just
fucking push it in like just ram it in there smash ram it right in because it's better than
losing control and going off the highway that's too much never driving a truck every time i see
a truck being driven it's usually jammed in a place where i need to be past it and i have to
wait another 20 minutes that's that's my experience with trucks really i i feel like i've driven
And essentially, almost an 18-wheeler, which, again, it is crazy that U-Haul will let anyone with a license.
I was 19.
It is true.
I was 19.
I couldn't even drink.
U-Haul will let anyone with a license drive a full-on truck.
Why were you driving it?
I was moving.
College apartments.
This house, this house.
It was only, like, it was less than a mile away.
Thank God.
Yeah, I've never gotten the big one.
I've had, you know, like the kind of chode U-Haul one.
It looks like an ice cream truck kind of.
I've done those.
Yeah.
Even driving a box truck like that is very different than driving a car.
Not really.
I feel like that's the same as me driving.
That's smaller than my Lincoln.
That's not true.
This way, yeah.
This way.
I don't know which model you're talking about, but I feel like that's not true.
Ice cream truck.
Just compare it to an ice cream truck.
The one we used to move my apartment, that is not smaller than your...
No, it is not.
It's pretty much the same.
No, it is not.
No, it's pretty much the same exact thing as your SUV.
You can stand on the bed of that truck.
You can stand on that.
No, you can't.
No, I'm saying like this way.
It's the same.
Like not this way.
He means width.
You mean length?
No, it's not.
No, I don't know.
Height.
Oh, yeah, width's probably the same, actually.
Width is the closest thing.
Could be the same.
Yeah, a lot of girth in my car.
But you weren't saying same.
You were saying yours was bigger.
Yeah, it is bigger this way and that way.
No, it is not.
Just not this way.
That's ridiculous.
You don't know what I drive.
I do.
They don't know what I drive, hopefully.
You can look it up.
You just said it.
I didn't tell them what kind.
Never mind.
You're about to just say it?
I'm just saying,
anybody with a brain,
go,
big Lincoln,
thug.
Did they also type that part in?
There it is.
All right,
well,
before we end up-
It helps you navigate.
Oh,
you're a person.
We didn't tell them the color,
it's fine.
It's a color.
Before we divulge
any more personal information,
let's just get the hell out of here.
JT,
tell them where to find us.
All right.
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