Picky Boys Podcast - The Reason Daft Punk Broke Up - Picky Boys Podcast #149

Episode Date: February 24, 2021

Today Antonio, Jt, Martin, and Danny talk about surviving plane crashes. turning into women, banging the homies, and Daft Punks untimely break up. Enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the ...guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Martin - https://www.instagram.com/marcin_mierz/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

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Starting point is 00:00:01 What do you mean sponsored? What does that mean? What is that? Without you knowing it's me, compared to me telling you I'm a woman. My ass cheeks have a good... This is the debut of that story. I would never tell anybody either.
Starting point is 00:00:12 We run a tight ship around here, folks. Still a protective thing? Yeah, it's like rubber, extra rubber. Is it true that the reason steel toe exists is to get a clean cut on your toes if a heavy object falls on them? That's what I heard. Get a clean cut?
Starting point is 00:00:29 Like, it's literally to sever your fucking toes. Definitely not. No, it's to stop your toes from being severed. Yeah, but it also double benefits. This is what I've heard. Oh, this is a double benefit. Obviously, if, like, a heavy object falls, the steel can protect you. But if a really, like, an unbelievably heavy object falls, it will just sever your toes off.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I don't know where you get this information. Instead of, like, crushing them and leaving them feeble like a regular person would do. I would have to see this to believe it. It's like how they say that the safety precautions on an airplane is just to kill you. Exactly the same thing I was thinking of. They say that? Yeah, fuck yeah. Because for the insurance companies, it's a lot cheaper.
Starting point is 00:01:11 I don't know if I believe it. I believe it. It's a lot cheaper for the insurance companies of airplanes if they crash for the people to have died and live and get sued for the repercussions. See, I don't believe that either. I believe that also. I believe that. I think this is all-
Starting point is 00:01:23 What are they suing for? Okay, so you know how when airplanes are about to crash, they tell you to tuck your head in? They say that'll kill you. You have a higher chance of breaking your neck than just sitting there. Yeah, than just like, let me face plant into this vaccine.
Starting point is 00:01:35 They say they do that on purpose because they want you to die because then they have to pay out less money in a death lawsuit instead of an injury lawsuit. Wow. I don't believe that at all. So this is what I believe. That sounds, come on.
Starting point is 00:01:44 No, this is what I believe. I believe that their safety precautions will actually save you, okay? I don't think that they're trying to kill you, but I do believe that their repercussions for a death is less money than for someone
Starting point is 00:01:58 who's lit does that make sense they're out to get you they're out to get you 100% out to get you is that that's like a quick death quick snap to the neck
Starting point is 00:02:06 as opposed to if you were just sitting regularly on an airplane seat you first of all you're on fire you knock yourself unconscious
Starting point is 00:02:12 and then like drown to death or something wherever or you're just alive like is it just for the quickness of the death
Starting point is 00:02:19 I don't think they're like euphonizing us I think that's exactly what they're doing You guys all sound, I'm a conspiracy theorist and this sounds like crazy to me. Speaking of, have you seen the footage
Starting point is 00:02:30 of the Denver airplane? United Airlines. United Airlines retreated from Denver, departed from Denver. Retreated. It departed from Denver and then its engine caught on fire.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Yeah, I saw that. Did you see the pictures of where the parts landed? There's a few. directly in front of this man's door. Yeah. Just like a huge... Like the ring.
Starting point is 00:02:59 The engine, the ring, the metal ring that goes around the engine, huge. Like nine, like more than nine feet. A huge engine, and it just landed right outside of your door. Imagine if you walked outside. He's like, oh, what was that noise?
Starting point is 00:03:11 God wanted you to die if that happened. That's what I'm saying. He put it up for eBay for, what, $100,000 or some shit? He doesn't own it because it landed on his door. That was my question. Does he own it now?
Starting point is 00:03:21 I think he should. Does that go by the bylaws of Finders Keepers? To be fair, I think Finders Keepers counts if you could have died if you just happened to be on your porch from the fucking item. I think you should own it now. I'm taking it.
Starting point is 00:03:32 The thing is, it's not functional. Like, does United Airlines really own it? They're the Losers Weepers. They're the Losers Weepers. They're the Losers Weepers. I really think that is true. They're definitely crying. Because if just one screw comes off a plane
Starting point is 00:03:45 and lands in your yard, you definitely own that. It was just a screw that came up on your property. If they wanted to put that screw back in the plane, and I'd be a little... Yeah, I would sue them for the thought of trying to take it from me to repair that plane that fell apart.
Starting point is 00:03:57 But I definitely think that's his now. No, I agree. Because, first of all, they owe him just because of the risk. Yeah, he could definitely show them the damage. I mean, honestly, he could probably sue for more than that. He'll probably sue Boeing, though.
Starting point is 00:04:13 It's definitely Boeing. Oh, for sure. I mean, that is a huge risk that has fallen onto my property out of the air. yeah especially i gotta see this picture yeah i haven't heard about it's insane it's only the ring of the end i can picture it did you see the picture of did you see the there's videos because everyone has cameras now of the flight just taking videos of the engine on fire yeah i saw that people weren't screaming i i feel like the captain was doing a good job you know he was no i mean i
Starting point is 00:04:38 i heard on on tiktok they they released the uh like the air traffic controller to airplane audio and they handled it like absolute pros. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. They were so professional about it. They cleared all the runways at the airport. They said, you can land at any runway. Just like, touchdown,
Starting point is 00:04:59 and let's have these people be safe. And the captain absolutely sold it. He was like, at United Airlines, we, above all, appreciate safety, and we showed that here today by landing this plane with a blown engine. And everyone was like, Captain Sully and this bitch.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Like a rock star fucking finishing his solo. Because it was right into liftoff. Yeah. Which, to be fair, is the best place to do it. I'm using space terms, not liftoff. Takeoff. And war terms. He retreated out of Denver.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Denver was attacking the plane, so they retreated. So right into takeoff. I mean, the whole trip was like 15 minutes long. It was not long at all. They napalm that engine. These are the moments that really test the pilot. it because most like you know most of the time hopefully but most of the time flights are pretty straightforward to take off and landing and from i don't know if it's true but when i hear the most
Starting point is 00:05:53 of the work most of the work is done during takeoff and landing there's a there's a there's also a tiktoker who's a pilot who of course there is who tries to who has a podcast who tries to like and of course he has a podcast that's what he's talking about everybody has a podcast who doesn't if if you don't have a podcast it even exists idiot do you even exist who doesn't have podcast do you hear bruce springsteen and barack obama have a podcast genius genius name by the way you know what the name is of it born in the usa is it really i thought it was someone else i thought it was renegades yeah that's what i thought it was too because that's what it's maybe the episode was called born in the usa probably that's what it was like bruce springsteen
Starting point is 00:06:30 obama whole because i did get born in the us but if you don't have a podcast what are you doing and if you and if you do want to have a podcast use pod bean use code word picky and they will host your podcast, whatever you want to do. What a segue. We don't have an ad at all. But we are sponsored by Podbean, for the record. Not really, at all. We use them. We're not sponsored by them at all.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Danny, we're sponsored by Podbean for the next six months. I told you this. You are a king doof today. Get in the program. We're sponsored by Podbean. Are you being serious right now? Yes, I'm being serious. Did you not tell him? I did. You did not tell me at all.
Starting point is 00:07:08 What do you mean, sponsored? What does that mean? what does that mean what do you mean what does that mean you must not have told them remember the whole manscape thing I texted it to you
Starting point is 00:07:17 yo bring up the transaction a while ago I did what does that mean what do you so if if
Starting point is 00:07:24 if everybody who wants to start a podcast with there's many people if they use our code word picky for podbean dude they're gonna think this is a bit but it's not
Starting point is 00:07:32 I swear to god I do not think you did not text me this we're sponsored by podbean for the next six months well five months now I guess Podbean's a fantastic podcast
Starting point is 00:07:42 It's so good I can't stop talking about it I know what I'm doing this weekend I'm going to go on a Podbean I don't know I didn't know No, I love Podbean And nothing is wrong with their
Starting point is 00:08:04 We run a tight ship around here, folks nothing gets by this guy absolutely nothing i blame management this man did not text me now you gotta now you gotta pull the text and put up a screenshot man did not text me i blame either way um code word picky on pod mean if you want to start your own podcast please and we'll do a better plug next but that'll suffice for now um oh my god can i propose a scenario to you guys yes yeah i hear this on another podcast so shout out pk but uh what's pka uh painkiller already podcast not the point here uh i mean you know shut them out boom tag them um you wake up right as a woman my friend and i give you a pill and this pill can turn you
Starting point is 00:08:56 back into a man at any point when are you taking the pill oh man the first i guess the dusk the The better question, the better question. Because you don't want to go to sleep, a woman. No, because I feel like the nighttime is more dangerous for a woman. Oh, so Danny's the statistics, okay. Statistics, let's just stay inside, I mean. The better question is. You got to, before you turn back to a man, you got to get fucked, right?
Starting point is 00:09:20 Yeah. You have to see what it's like on the other, how the other side lives. That's no argument. So if you turn to a woman, would you trust a random person to fuck you, or would you let one of us fuck you? Oh, you let the homies hit. I'm calling one of the boys. You let the homies hit.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I'm calling one of the boys. Letting the homies hit, bro. I'm calling one of the boys. but now like which boy are you going to you going to like no homo you going to one of your
Starting point is 00:09:37 good looking friends or you going to one of your friends that you know don't get no pussy that's what I'm wondering it's like since now you're in a female body are you attracted to men now
Starting point is 00:09:44 or I don't know if that carries over or not I feel like if you're mental that's a very good question because what if you know if it's a gene thing that you're born with well now your genes are
Starting point is 00:09:54 XX or whatever right so now are you just like attracted to men or is it just something in your mind or are you still attracted to girls I don't know
Starting point is 00:10:00 I would find out the point is If I woke up a woman and I had a pill to change me, if I had the blue pill to change me back to a man, I'd probably bang the person my friend who I think could bang the best and the virgin, you know, both bases. I want to experience it.
Starting point is 00:10:16 So you're doing charity work, pro bono. Charity work and, you know, get fucked. And I also want to bang a woman. I want to see what it's like for a woman who knows how to treat herself to be on me. So you're running around all the bases. I want to hit a home run, you know, hit everything, play the outfield, infield. a better question for me is at what point as a woman like not how long at one point am i gonna like stop and think damn what have you what have i been doing or it's like or it's like i wake up a
Starting point is 00:10:41 woman i just throw out the blue pill this is me now i don't know man once once uh week three or whatever when your period hits you might be digging around for that fucking that's a good point man i think i'd give it a few weeks and rack up some bread on that only fans okay okay so Young hustler right here. He's going to make some money off this opportunity. Even though Martin could probably make the same amount as a woman just with his ass now. The question is, what happens to me?
Starting point is 00:11:06 Like, the male me. So, but do all my friends know this? Because if that's the answer, then I'm not going to fuck them all. Is it like a hot chick situation? No, that's fine. But do all my friends and family know that I've been changed into a woman? It depends if you tell them. What if you go hermit for a week?
Starting point is 00:11:26 We wouldn't know what the hell happened. I know, but then you're talking about fucking your friends as a woman. It's a few. Have them sign an NDA. Yeah, that's another question. It's not an NDA. It's about the way you look into each other's eyes for the future. Oh, it'd definitely be a little different.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Once you take the blue pill and you're a man again, and now you're looking at each other and you're going, oh. Or you take the blue pill and now you're a man again. You're like, yo, that was pretty good. Let's fucking do it. I also hope as a woman my friends have no knowledge. Got a pussy. I hope my friends have no knowledge of this
Starting point is 00:11:55 because while I go out to do, like, go fuck them and shit, I'm going to make them do some, like, really weird, nasty shit. That's exactly what I'm saying. And get pictures and photos, and I'm going to turn back into a god, and I'm going to hold it against them one day. Well, this is not my house. Okay, well, no one wants to be your friend now. You're going to hold it against them?
Starting point is 00:12:12 Hey, man, we're not going to know it's him. It's chestnut checkers. But the question is, if you've been turned into a woman, will you know that it's him, or will you not? I think that you would know. Because then fucking your friend seems still almost necessary. implausible. What if you realize it's your friend? You definitely wouldn't know. What if you realize it's your friend while you're
Starting point is 00:12:29 fucking him? So if I turned into a female, and I came up to you guys and I was like, I'm a female now. That would be your sister. Yeah, that would be your sister. Here we go. Okay, so well, I mean the Shout out Antonio's
Starting point is 00:12:45 sister. Yeah, right? I can't even use the proper wording now to continue that bit. But how would you know? I told you. Okay, if you told us, then yeah. Obviously, if you told your friends, I mean,
Starting point is 00:13:01 would you fuck the new you? I think I'd still do it. If JT came up to me and said, Antonio, this is me, JT. He gives me all my deep, dark secrets and says I'm a woman now. I want you to bang me. Fucking yeah, fuck yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:13:17 But no, I don't think they would know unless you told them. I don't think that if Antonio came up to me in woman version, first of all, I'd be like, hey, Adam, what are you doing? second of all I wouldn't be like hold on wait a minute guys
Starting point is 00:13:28 I think this is actually Antonio you got turned into a woman sorry so then I misconstrued the whole first part of this conversation you misconstrued
Starting point is 00:13:36 that sentence with that made up word misconstrued misconstrued you said play it back is that not a word no misconstrued
Starting point is 00:13:44 I think oh suck a fucking toaster strudel you freaking slammer people put a strudel over your face my name's JT
Starting point is 00:13:50 I can spell it's a useless fucking talent You weren't here for the spelling bee. It was a very useful talent that day. Yes, he was. Are you okay? He doesn't remember because he got shocked very hard.
Starting point is 00:14:05 I think I spelled maybe... No words. Useful talent that day. Iguanodon was one of the words. That was Anthony's first. I would have so spelled that right. What's the first letter? I.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Yeah, he got it. I thought you were saying Iguanodong. like ding dong that was funny that was very funny you just blew iguana then dong it's not not a real word no iguana dog i feel like that one you could do iguana dong i feel like i could do that one just spell it iguana and then dong but the point is so you're so you're saying he wrap it up he's right if you're a one if you're a if you turn into a woman the same day and you go to bang one of your friends if they don't know it's you you can manipulate them in the sense to send you, like, naked jumping jacks, and then
Starting point is 00:14:50 when you're a man, you're like, ha ha. I'd get you guys. Oh, it'd be so easy. It'd be so easy. Which is unfair. I feel like you need to... I feel like it makes more gusto if you know that your friend is now a woman and you bang them. That's, on
Starting point is 00:15:06 another level, weird. I mean, it's weird. It adds so much more complexity. So it's not weirder. So it's not weirder for you to turn into a woman and trick me into banging you without me knowing. That's not weirder. Is it that much weirder than, like, me begging? His argument holds leverage because when I get complimented by gays,
Starting point is 00:15:25 I feel a lot more, like, cool. Like, when a gay guy comes up and compliments me, I'm like, cool. No, no, you guys are on the same page. You're going on the same page. Whenever I'm at the gay bar, man, I just love it. When girls compliment me, I'm like, yeah, that's nice, awesome. But when a gay guy compliments me. I get what he's saying in a way.
Starting point is 00:15:43 When your friend turns into a girl and fucks you, it's got to make you feel good, right? because, oh, he turned into a girl and he still wants to... That's not what I said. He knows what he's doing down there. I said, what's the... Like, how is it not weirder
Starting point is 00:15:53 to turn into a girl and then trick you into banging me without you knowing it's me compared to me telling you I'm a woman and trying to bang you? It's the same weird. No, it's not the same weird because, first of all,
Starting point is 00:16:05 in order for the... If you know, then now it's a mutual weird because both of you know that you're actually friends and one is temporarily a female, and now you're fucking, but you both know you're still the friend
Starting point is 00:16:25 because when you go back to male, you take the blue pill. It will be fucking weird. I fucked you. It will be weird because it would seem like I fucked you. Danny, you keep saying friend over and over again. Is it really that much weirder than me banging a girl
Starting point is 00:16:41 who's my friend, who's not my girlfriend, just a friend, and I end up hooking up with her? Yes. It is weird Then you're sexist I can't hit the homies It's not because it's sexist It's because it is
Starting point is 00:16:56 You right now Are not attracted to your friend And so the fact that they've Now you're making some assumptions That I don't know if you can clear The more we're talking about this The more I'm picturing you as a girl The more I want to fuck you
Starting point is 00:17:10 Cut No, I don't know. Maybe it's not weird. Let's just fuck, I guess. I was going to say, where are you going with that? This episode is not getting monetized. A few wigs and, you know, we can get crazy on each other. What, you think you'd be an attractive girl?
Starting point is 00:17:30 No. I don't think so. I don't think so. Have you ever seen people who sleep with their eyes a little bit open? I actually never have. That's creepy. My uncle does that shit. That's creepy.
Starting point is 00:17:40 It's creepy as fuck. Not only that. Sometimes they're also, they are completely sleeping, but they're also aware. If you start waving in front of their head, they'll wake up. And it's like, so were you sleeping or were you not? What's happening? So strange.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Yeah, I've never, like someone roll over and their eyes be open. They're not like open, open, but they're cracked. And you're like, are you awake? If they were completely open sleeping, I would believe they're more awake than the half flutter because I think that, oh, you're pretending now. you know no it's scarier when the eyes are just dead well i feel like people when they're dreaming they do like a lot of half a lot of flutters maybe do you guys sleepwalk have you ever had
Starting point is 00:18:20 a sleepwalk story what's is anything i still sleep talk like all the time i mean i sleep talk did i say talk or walk you said you said walk but i'm saying i used to sleepwalk as a kid like my parents would find me like just like going in the fridge or something and getting milk or something yeah but like or just doing like nonsense like barricading door or something but that I think I've stopped but I do sleep I sleep talk
Starting point is 00:18:45 like obviously I never know when it's happening unless I'm sleeping with someone how you doing how you doing ask your mother
Starting point is 00:18:51 she knows there it is but your mom says I sleep talk why am I getting attacked today I can tell you a bunch of stories
Starting point is 00:18:56 he sleeps with me too are you talking about my mother no I'm talking about him all three of us all three of us every single person in this room
Starting point is 00:19:02 every single person is watching also yeah nonsense mostly though what about have you guys like you're sort of like
Starting point is 00:19:09 between waking up and not and you're still in the dream but you're also have woken up so like there's someone standing next to you and you say something to them regarding your dream that you're sort of still in and you and then you wake up after saying god that was stupid i didn't mean that i get they're like what you're like nothing yeah i get stories all the time from my girlfriend and like other people tell me about like oh yeah the shit you say when you sleep i had my girlfriend asked me the other day she's like why were you laughing your ass off i was like what are you talking about I was sleeping so you just fucking looked at me and you started laughing
Starting point is 00:19:39 or Martin's sleeping with his girlfriend and he's like I'm gonna kill my parents I'm gonna murder her my bitch or some shit apparently I do say some ridiculous things my brother sleeps shit one time nice that's not a term
Starting point is 00:19:53 well I mean if he's sleeping and he took a shit well what do you call it shitting yourself no he didn't even shit himself oh he went to the toilet He got close to the toilet I was sitting on the couch And my brother walked out of his room
Starting point is 00:20:10 Stumbling The older one He walked to the toilet It was maybe 3am So I said yo I called his name no answer And he kept stumbling So I followed him
Starting point is 00:20:23 He pulled out his pants He whipped it out And he was pissing in the toilet And then all of a sudden I hear and just a fucking huge turd flies out of his ass while he's standing
Starting point is 00:20:37 but his pants were all the way down you know he's taking like a fourth grade shit you know where your pants go all the way to your ankles so he was pissing hitting the toilet
Starting point is 00:20:44 and then he shit on the floor and I mean you know I was a good brother I cleaned it up and I got him back in bed but he definitely didn't shit himself
Starting point is 00:20:51 you know it hit the floor not in the pants you wipe him yeah of course I wipe him he's my brother you're a good brother I was like blackout drunk after a night of partying
Starting point is 00:20:59 one night in college and i went to my girlfriend's house and like and i went to bed obviously woke up in the middle of the night but sort of half woke up and was still near blackout drunk went to the bathroom pissed right and then like when i'm about to wash my wash my hands like i open my eyes and come to toilets behind me the toilets behind me i was sitting on the wrong side and there's a carpet there like a like not a like a like a little square rug right like a bathroom rug so uh in my drunken state i had to try to clean that up and i didn't really and i never told anyone that's good you know the debut of that story i would never tell anybody either one one time at a house party i was in a rush to go into the bathroom and there were a whole
Starting point is 00:21:42 bunch of fucking i'm in the bathroom waiting and there were a whole bunch of girls in there talking and i was on the verge of bursting so i just ran in there didn't even look just whipped it out Started peeing Sexually assault No just to realize At least a flashing One of the girls I guess was using the toilet
Starting point is 00:22:01 As a seat And both seats Were down So you peed on her No I was peeing On the toilet Like covered Not the seat
Starting point is 00:22:10 But you know how There's the seat Oh so after you Kicked him out of the way She has got They all left the bathroom I had closed the door I was
Starting point is 00:22:16 Belt Belt out And then there's no So you pissed on the toilet seat Yeah he pissed On the toilet On the floor yeah and floor bowl everything yeah when i was when i was a almost a kid i think maybe maybe
Starting point is 00:22:30 eighth grade my uncle was 26 27 so that's fairly prime i'm about to be 30 i'm gonna get blasted every day before that happens drinking i was in eighth grade i was in his basement i was at his house and he comes downstairs i'm trying to get his call of duty kd up because that was my job because he sucked at it, no offense. And he came home pissed drunk. It was one of those, like, now I know what being pissed drunk meant because of how old we are now.
Starting point is 00:22:58 And he came downstairs, sat on the TV stand with his pants down, and I'm watching all this. He pulled down his pants, sat on the TV, and I guess the glass was a little too cold. He got up like... And he walked over to, like, he had a fake plant, and he pulled down his pants and just started pissing on the plant.
Starting point is 00:23:15 And then he took off his pants, laid down on the couch, and just laid down his underwear over his crotch instead of putting them on, which, you know, fair to him. It was close enough. And then I was awake, so I went upstairs to my grandmother,
Starting point is 00:23:28 and I said, Grandma, Grandma, I think Uncle, you know, pissed on the floor. And she went, oh, my God. She came down. She cleaned it all up. Great mother. And I just laid down the rest of the night.
Starting point is 00:23:40 And then he touched you. See, that's crazy to me. I have pissed myself many times, but I've never thought that an item that was not the toilet was the toilet. That happens a lot. Like, I've always just had a total lapse
Starting point is 00:23:57 in body control and pissed on the couch. Like, I've never said, like, oh, a round object? Let me go piss in there. I've thrown up anywhere I can. Like, that seems so crazy to me. For me, it's when I'm sleepy and I get up and I think I'm in the toilet and I'm not
Starting point is 00:24:13 or I'm facing the wrong way or whatever. Yeah, that's just never happened to me. I did it at the frat house, too. I mean, the only thing about that story that I just said about my uncle is that I understand the fake tree. It's literally a fake tree thinking you're outside, but it's the sitting on the TV stand where it loses me. That's where it lost me. I was like, I would never do that. It's like sitting on a table.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Yeah, because if you took a shit there. Well, he was going to pee sitting down. Yeah, you know, I feel like that's an appropriate drunk move. Also, I feel like I have a pretty good my ass cheeks have a good tactile response. I know if I'm sitting on wood,
Starting point is 00:24:52 this is not right. Porcelain? Porcelain? Beautiful. I know this is the time. My ass knows porcelain. If I'm sitting anywhere else, it's like, uh-oh. I mean, the issue with that is you could be sitting on
Starting point is 00:25:05 some mugs. Yeah, I'm sitting on an array of mugs. For some reason, someone... You can't count it out. Or you're in the bathtub. Or a sink. I mean, anything can happen.
Starting point is 00:25:16 You'd be a little high if it was a sink. You walk into a pottery class. It is true. Danny's walking down the street and sees one of those porcelain ponies for like 25 cents. Yeah, or like a China shop or something. Now, what if you're like Pavlov's... Your ass is like Pavlov's dog, right? And you sit on something porcelain.
Starting point is 00:25:30 All of a sudden, you start uncontrollably shitting. Yeah. I mean, I guess that's the... Your ass is like, I know what this is. Let's go, boys. Yeah, come on. It's time to unleash. Did we talk about how Danny was slut-shamed by YouTube yet?
Starting point is 00:25:42 Oh, my God, no. No, we did not. Danny was absolutely slut-shamed by YouTube. What's going on, YouTube? Look at this beautiful man. Let him show himself. We were talking about how if I was... A woman, which we've been this episode, essentially.
Starting point is 00:25:56 The whole premise of the episode was if I was a woman, I would go to the club. And sleep with Drake. And sleep with Drake and get with all these rappers and sit at the table for free. That was the point. Somehow that became the premise of this episode, by the way. That's what I said, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:11 And so I put it on YouTube. And it was just a woman in Google Images, nightclub dress. Cropped that out, put my face on it, blended it a little bit. Standard procedure. Put myself on there. Yeah. Instagram, no problem. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Nightclub dress. Drake was in the background. Drake at the club. You know what I mean? Yeah. Totally, totally perfect, perfectly fine image. put it on YouTube and they removed
Starting point is 00:26:41 the thumbnail. Not the video. They removed the thumbnail because they thought it was sexually provocative. And I'm just saying, I mean, you know, yeah, sure. You're sexy, Danny. The woman in the picture was showing some cleavage. It wasn't, it wasn't, I mean
Starting point is 00:26:57 the things I've seen on YouTube are crazy. Right, right, right. Any fucking Nelk video? Are you kidding me? Okay. I mean, come on, dude. Any video at all I mean this woman was not showing
Starting point is 00:27:09 she was wearing a dress it was just a low cut dress dude it was because of your face man and my face was on it you're too hot do you think it's a combination of the both
Starting point is 00:27:17 of the two I think that makes it over the bar bro there are videos on YouTube like playing Fortnite every kill I get my sister takes off
Starting point is 00:27:25 an article of clothing and it was it was crazy to me that was bullshit but I replaced the thumbnail with a picture of a more conservative
Starting point is 00:27:34 dress I actually used the black and gold black and blue white gold dress right why would you use controversy either way youtube such shamed me and the beautiful woman that i used as my inspiration for that dress and i just think it's wrong i just think it's wrong too youtube you got some questions we want some reparations we want some questions we want some answers some questions for you we'll answer all of them no no no we we want some answers we are remiss to do this episode and not talk about the fact that that fuck broke up ah so sad well to be honest uh following like i heard what you had to
Starting point is 00:28:11 say about the whole thing with the weekend the super bowl like he was doing oh it's for an artistic purpose i wouldn't be surprised if they're like you know they'll do some solo shit and then like two years from now they'll get back together and just blow the fucking world for artistic no you know what i feel like they're on the same boat the whole thing they do with wearing the robot heads and shit like that like you know i feel like they they i feel like they have something planned out i would have and i will say oh 30 years that's almost 30 years i will say this that's too much martin in our group is generally known as the the the textbook for electronic music like you are the guy but either way very cool band love daft funk love everything
Starting point is 00:28:53 they do yes yes french thank you french house music it's it's it's weird when the when because these are characters really like these two robots are characters they pretty much it's weird when you say you're not going to do anything anymore because even though the people are still alive it's almost as if the characters are just dead so why and the video they released one of the characters did die why is that they're dead why do you think they broke up you think one of them wanted to i think have a family if i'm not sure i remember arguing something about yeah about like creativity and like what they wanted to do that's what they yeah it's fair you know like daft punk out of nowhere one of them says i want to make a song with more than seven words and the other one
Starting point is 00:29:37 goes how dare you how dare you we're done you know it did set the scene for a lot of people like the whole thing with like hiding behind the mat not even essentially hiding behind the mask but like looking like oh daft punk now today you have people like dead mouse wearing that thing marshmallow his whole fucking thing yeah marshmallows wasn't yeah i mean they're also fell off the scene real hard they're so fucking cool in my opinion
Starting point is 00:30:00 I think he did I remember he was like fucking I remember I remember when I remember he was on like every radio station one summer
Starting point is 00:30:09 and now like do you ever hear about him I mean he can't keep that up forever he was in fortnite once you're in fortnite you're cemented he had that
Starting point is 00:30:16 yeah that was marshmallow that was also he was like one of those first people to do that I thought he was talking about dead house we just switched no I was saying marshmallow
Starting point is 00:30:22 yeah dead house is a goat and so was Travis Scott man dead mouse shits on marshmallow all the time on twitter it's fucking hilarious either way dead mouse twitter is so entertaining it's fucking great the point is hell yeah daft punk rocking in the free world for 28 years you did it you did it i i actually uh after the upset what was an unusually upsetting day like i really didn't think i'd be as upset as i was but you did it i It's good to go out on relatively good terms.
Starting point is 00:30:57 A lot of bands, a lot of two-person duos, one of them dies or has a huge separation from the other one, and you went out the way you wanted to. That's good. If you've made it almost 30 years, you pretty much did it. You did it. It's better than people continuing and continuing to tour and just, like, beating this horse till it's dead.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Like, you're just over. It's over. They ended it where they wanted it, and that's it. Speaking of beating a dead horse. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram, TikTok, and, of course, Clubhouse, where I profess my intellectual ideas. There's an abundance. Nice.
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