Picky Boys Podcast - The Secret To Curing the Common Cold! - Picky Boys Podcast #241

Episode Date: September 4, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss how Antonio fixes his medical ailments, placebos being used for amputations, robots that can't dance, and Danny's famous "walks"! Leave a comment on ...our Instagram and enjoy the episode! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Honestly, I have a confession. Here we go. You know, inhabit the humans. Have a dance off. You gotta greet them like this. Hold on. You gotta start greeting them. If they ever happen to like, you know, have a human skin. Extra 30 seconds, so twice as long? Dude, exactly. Worth it. We went to the moon in 10 years. Well, it took, it took millions of years, but. Yeah, wait, what? I don't know if any of our fans know or don't know about this,
Starting point is 00:00:25 and it's crazy to me that anyone doesn't know about this. are we ready gentlemen yes you gentlemen welcome back to the picky boys podcast hello hello hello welcome welcome welcome i have an ailment today oh get away from me wait what does an ailment mean sickness sickness okay or is an ailment the solution wait no no no and that's an ailment i think an ailment is like a side effect of a sickness so if you have the flu an ailment would be oh i have a stuffy nose i have an element of something no i i my my ears you know you know i have really sensitive ears so my ear is starting to feel a little weird like a little painful like like the coming on of an ear ache so i did the classic uh 13 shots before and my ear is
Starting point is 00:01:13 feeling pristine yeah actually shots in oh 100 dude that that is like you got to know your numbers you know i know my numbers 13 shots is my cure for an earache goes away every time jesus you're 13 shots deep right now i was and i'm coming down so the earache's starting to come back oh go take six more i know it's because it doubles down after yeah it loses effect twice as half life of the shots doesn't doesn't apply does it have to be a specific uh alcohol or anything no anything 13 shots within a pretty reason unreasonable amount of time fixes it because Because I remember, wasn't your cure for a cough or a sore throat like a shot of 151? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:01:56 That was my dad's cure. And also, doesn't cure a sore throat. His dad got a lot of sore throats. Yeah, my dad was always sick. Actually, every night. Every night, my dad was horribly sick. That one I feel like I believe more. No, not a sore throat, but it works if you're congested and stuff and you take a shot of 151.
Starting point is 00:02:16 your your whole system flushes like you're pissing yourself your fucking snot just becomes dust and you get it all out of there but i actually believe that i could do something for sore throat as well because it's just such a high alcohol content maybe it's you know disinfecting or burning oh it has to burn any germs there dude i don't know when you have a sore throat and there's no way that you're not supposed to eat spicy things you're not really supposed to drink acidic things i don't think a shot of d of hellfire is gonna fucking solve the problem spicy and acidic things you know those those will just agitate the sore throat such such high volume high content of alcohol it's very hard for any germs to exist in that
Starting point is 00:02:56 environment i agree with that i'm saying i don't think it's helping the only way i see it helping is that the pain that this will cause will be so immense that any other pain feels like nothing so it's like break the bone to not feel the other bone broken or something like that have you read moonshine i see all these videos of people having moonshine for the first time it's like whoa i've always wanted to try i've never had it no i don't know any like people who own outhouses if you're making moonshine you need an outhouse but i it is the stuff they sell at the liquor store real moonshine i don't think so no you need it from a toilet and that's the real stuff i'm talking about the hooch stuff farmer billy makes in his fucking bathtub to have good moonshine
Starting point is 00:03:39 you need a dog chained up to the fence an outhouse and a toilet kind of dog rottweiler oh yeah you need a demon dog like something really something's gonna protect your moonshine yeah or something that'll hurt whoever's coming to steal it yeah okay but my point is you got to know your numbers you know i know an ear in your ache 13 shots gone i have numbers you know i could make myself last longer in bed oh 100 what's the number for that and how what's the technique all right i'll tell this so i've learned many trial and error many slip-ups many times dick not working and coming too quick there's a delicate balance it's like a seesaw and it took me years to perfect it no it's like eight shots of vodka and then two shots of whiskey and then a shot of tequila right before
Starting point is 00:04:22 and i could last at least an extra 30 seconds so 10 shots 10 shots extra 30 seconds so twice as long exactly worth it try it wait but okay but now you don't have to adjust this scientific very scientific mathematic formula for let's say how much you ate that day and like when was last time you drank because has your tolerance gone down that's that's true that's true i would say always do this on an empty stomach okay see now that's safe and that's the other variable you don't want to be throwing up in there you don't want to be throwing up in the batter's box what about the hotness of the woman does that matter that's a good point dude that's the x that's the x factor in the equation yeah that's that's the x variable first of all i don't have to worry about that it's
Starting point is 00:05:02 all it's all worse than that anyway no but it's you're saying once the number once you want the number you don't even see it anyway yeah it doesn't matter like the visions you're you're you're in such a pocket that the vision's going you're hoping that everything's all right i don't know if i'm banging the couch or not but it does work i have my numbers point is know your numbers do you know your numbers no you have to have something like i i know an uber ride right let's say the uber ride's 45 minutes i know six shots boom boom boom boom boom will get me to the right spot at the end of the uber ride as soon as my tummy feels warm 45 minute uber ride i can handle it you can't sober up in an hour uber ride i don't know i really don't know my numbers you you you
Starting point is 00:05:37 kind of sound like a uh an old civil war doctor you're like oh ear infection give him 13 shots of whiskey and it's like we're gonna hack off his leg just give him half the bottle yeah it's good whole bottle whole bottle there's jack for that the whole bottle whole bottle yeah um yeah also they honestly they got through surgeries back then without anesthesia somehow so there has that is crazy there has to be some method to it dude they used to saw people's legs off and inject water in their leg and say this is anesthesia and that worked and they didn't feel it how does that work you just made that up i swear to god i don't know if it was water that's the only part i might have fibbed my point is they gave him like a placebo shot in the leg like oh
Starting point is 00:06:20 this is gonna numb it and they just pretend to stick them and the guy that's saline i don't know something yeah and the guy was like oh wow i can't feel my leg and they would just cut it off placebo effect is crazy dude placebo effect is weird man the mind if i'm convinced that my leg can get cut off and i won't feel it guess what not happening you know people who are allergic to i forget what they tested with i think they used roses and they had a bunch of people allergic roses and like half them they gave fake roses half them they gave real roses and everyone had allergic reactions but what the placebo effect goes the other way too it can make you you know make surgery easier or it can make your life harder because you just think that this is a
Starting point is 00:06:58 real rose and you're allergic to it i know that's why you have to have a good but they would get rashes and bumps and things like things physical reactions it wasn't just in their head placebo effect man that's weird wow that's why you have to have a good like bedside nurse and a good trip partner because like as soon as i pop shrooms and someone goes oh god you took a lot over yes spiraling if someone was like oh you didn't take that much you're gonna be just okay i'll be like you know what thanks man i can handle that you're doing great buddy thanks man but if someone's we're all dying the earth is collapsing like jesus they start showing you videos of demons and shit yeah they start playing hurt by johnny cash yeah i mean that sounds terrible i mean you just gotta
Starting point is 00:07:33 be you just gotta pick them right you gotta know how to pick them you gotta know how to pick those roses so what's your what's your shrooms number oh god i'm not that i'm not how many said it's a numbers game how many shrooms could you take before i don't know i don't i got i'm not good at that 20 mushrooms i got 20 mushrooms i'll go right to bed no one time i took uh no that's a patreon episode that's actually that's a patreon story uh link in bio join the patreon you get all the spicy stuff i can't i can't go there i'm sure i was gonna say you're just gonna give it away you just said last week on patreon no i can't go there i can't go there you know what's something that happened the other day oh were you gonna say no no oh uh i was just thinking about this
Starting point is 00:08:12 because i don't know if any of our fans know or don't know about this and it's crazy me that anyone doesn't know about this and i'm pretty sure danny didn't know about this until he saw me do it what what are we talking about but every couple months when i'm like going to the store paying for something right and i go and tap my card to pay someone like behind me either a friend or a random person goes, what the fuck did you just do? I go, tapped my card.
Starting point is 00:08:37 This technology has been out for years now. People are still surprised to this day that you can tap your card with the chip to pay. You don't have to insert it. You don't have to swipe. You just bing. People behind me go,
Starting point is 00:08:48 what the fuck was that? It's magic. I'll be honest. I don't think I've ever done that one time. But you know the technology exists. When I see it, I'm like, oh yeah, shit,
Starting point is 00:08:56 that does exist. But it's not in my head like, oh, I wonder if this guy's going to tap it. Is he going to tap it or insert that shit. Always tapping it. Sick. That is true.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I was one of those people who was absolutely hoodwinked. I didn't know that you could even tap because for a long time, my card didn't have a chip. I was still working with just like a,
Starting point is 00:09:14 you know, basic old plain Jane swipey swipe. Barcode. And then finally, I got the new one and I was like, oh, now we can tap.
Starting point is 00:09:22 But sometimes it still doesn't work as well. You know, you got to like... Nothing works well. You kind of like have to like flop it against the thing
Starting point is 00:09:29 and you're like tapping it and pressing it and bending it all different kinds of ways and you're like let me just fucking insert it let me just let me just stick it in
Starting point is 00:09:35 but even inserting and swiping nothing honestly nothing that comes out ever works but now I tap every single time
Starting point is 00:09:43 I go on the New York City subway I tap I I stick it in every time there you go yeah I can't it would be cool though if I could just
Starting point is 00:09:50 have my wallet out and just like press my wallet on the thing and like that works instead of having to take it out because I feel like if I already took out my credit card
Starting point is 00:09:57 and did all this just now I'm going to tap it like a little little baby i feel like just again your preference up to you not gonna judge you if you want to stick it in and take it out and pull it in and out and in and out of whatever you want to do until you know i just was surprised every time someone goes what the fuck did what was that what did you just do no one knows about this it's like oh no i used to work here we have a secret code like obviously like this is a thing that exists guy or they just think i'm not paying
Starting point is 00:10:21 like i tap and just walk away pretending to pay like come back come back pay it's like first of if we got out of there without paying don't say a fucking word yeah we have friends who would also i i've been a big fan of the apple pay recently i love that shit type phone i had someone pay me instead of venmo with apple cash and i don't know how to get it off my phone i don't i have 34 just in my phone and it reminds me every time i open up my you can only use it for music is that true no i don't know how to get it off my phone 34 you know i could buy you know like a like a like a shoe or something yeah it's like two packs of white claws or something yeah yeah well no it's like one pack now inflation true well i'd say i don't want like 20 that's
Starting point is 00:11:02 not two packs tax true tax yeah that's a good point uh i think in the next update apple is actually like uh any business or anybody can accept payment with their iphone so someone can tap one iphone to another one and send payment but this is like sending the entire um like the entire payment processing business into like like like a spiral because square which is like the thing you used to used to have to have to accept payments is essentially useless i was about to say what about apple's just taking out businesses left right apple amazon and another one insert there take it taking out google take it out taking out people everywhere left and right nothing nothing will ever beat google just copying microsoft's entire suite documents spreadsheets
Starting point is 00:11:51 and slides making it better making it online and making it free and and it's ridiculous making it save every second so you don't accidentally oh i hit the power button six hours work lost because the microsoft office suite used to be like one of its main product offerings And Google just went Dick on the table Everybody can have this now It's free It's so much better
Starting point is 00:12:15 Dude what about Amazon With the Kindle Do you guys know What they did They just sent it out Like at cost Or a little below cost Just to ruin everybody else
Starting point is 00:12:25 And Bezos just That's illegal Bezos just went I swear to God I think they released The Kindle at cost Or something I believe it
Starting point is 00:12:32 And it was just Everything else Crushed And they were just like Now we're gonna raise it To $200 Because no one's around no more well amazon was a bookstore started as a bookstore as long as your roots yeah back to your roots as
Starting point is 00:12:43 long as like i used to juggle so i could kick every clown in the balls now oh my god did you see the new amazon thing they can scan your palm so everybody has an individual palm print and so that that is what they think is like the next thing for you know self-identification like in amazon stores and stuff like you can scan your prom amazon will have it and then you can pay with it you just like cover your hand over boom payment done because you're i you've identified yourself with your palm wait what is this at the store yeah it's like it's like something at the amazon store or something that's where they're testing it out now but they want to this is this is what they want to do they want to have your palm to become the kind of like key to your identity and
Starting point is 00:13:30 payment information no one's going to be able to commit a crime anymore no it's going to be literally impossible oh my god committing crimes has become so much less fun like it's so hard yeah you there's there's there's there's there's no such thing as a good old-fashioned like let's do a little robbery or a heist or anything you can't just get your buddies in the yard and go we're gonna rob the bank on yeah i was gonna just name drop a bank by us now now it's just like every fucking joe schmoe with a ring camera it's like oh there they are we got them we got him i know you have to you have to you need like eight hardwood degrees to get away with robbing a bank now yeah it really has this this incentivized crime and uh i guess that's a good
Starting point is 00:14:09 thing people constantly getting caught he talked about it for like five minutes saying how terrible it's gonna be like oh i guess it's a good thing actually there my money is safer now so how bad because i can't rob it it's better i don't know let me see what the fucking how like i don't know Cash is going to go away, and now every little thing you buy and every little piece of money you make is all going to be just – In the air? No, it's – well, the government is going to know about it. There's no way to cheat on your taxes once everything is on Apple Pay. Once cash is gone?
Starting point is 00:14:40 Yeah. Not that I do that, IRS. Yeah, yeah. It's legitimate everywhere. No, once – dude, if they're already getting our palms, as soon as you enter the store, there's going to be a camera that just gets your face. Antonio's palm. You pick out what you want, and then you leave, and the camera just charges you what you grab. It's going to be – I don't even know what's going to happen or when.
Starting point is 00:15:00 That's what's more important because who cares what's going to happen if I'm dead? Oh, true. I don't. Yeah, I don't care. Way before that. Oh, then good. If I'm not dead, then yeah, I'll start caring about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Like everybody else. 10 years max. 10? We went to the moon in 10 years. Well, it took millions of years. but from when we said it to when we did it it took nine years
Starting point is 00:15:24 and then the Mets won the World Series that year no one cares though dude I think in five you're gonna have fucking you're gonna start
Starting point is 00:15:30 ordering oh I need this little wire for the piggy boys and then a drone's gonna go honestly bomb your house
Starting point is 00:15:36 and then drop it off when will that happen cause I'm ready for it it's terrible oh god I'm not getting into wires and then people are gonna start
Starting point is 00:15:45 having like warfare and start shooting down the drones stealing the things you get like a surprise gift package yeah shoot it instead of stealing packages like the people normally do they just bow and arrow the drones down it's like oh i hope we got a good one today it's like this duck's not meaty enough this is just like once once those like boston dynamic robot dogs are starting
Starting point is 00:16:05 patrolling places that's when i'm gonna be like okay this is very strange okay i'm starting to get a little scared because i'm afraid of dogs in general so robot dogs are not my thing they're already doing that at the border yeah they're doing at the border and they do that at like every um like every spacex like launch site to go check things if they're about to launch something and it's not safe for a human to go they'll send one of those fucking weird robo dogs in there oh they're fucking terrifying dude if they were just robo dogs patrolling the streets that'd be so scary and also like kick it over and it'll get back up that's scary too i think and it's hard to kick over they have such good balance they'll like do a flip to like they'll do like
Starting point is 00:16:47 that weird like kind of sideways horse scale up until they're okay you know it'd be scary dude what about if anybody hasn't watched the boston dynamics robot box just just look it up and watch them jump around i'd be more scared if the one that looks like a human is like running on the rooftop they could do backflips they had a robot doing back i can't do a backflip yeah this robot's jerking out in front of me just impressing me stealing my girl and now he's putting on i don't know i don't know the one thing that's funny though about robots is that like they can do all these things much better but they can't do like things that would uh kind of include them in society like have you ever seen them have you ever seen a tribe to dance god it was terrible
Starting point is 00:17:29 it couldn't it couldn't hold a beat to save his life idiot it's it would still dance better than some people oh that's that's that's for sure it's also like oh yeah this thing has um this thing can do back flips it can run it like superhuman speeds do jump across building tops but that idiot can't dance fucking got him like an idiot robot it's like oh wow look yeah you hear about guns on its arms you hear about spider-man swinging around stopping crime yeah the pussy can't dance though well no but this is the reason i say this is because it's important for us if they ever also uh you know inhabit the humans off you gotta greet them like this If they ever happen to have a human skin
Starting point is 00:18:14 and we start to not be able to tell the difference between them, we have to say, everybody dance! Then we're just going to start murdering people who can't dance. Well, maybe that should happen. Well, that's how you live. Required at the age of five and up, you've got to go to tango classes to distinguish yourself from the robots. Oh, man, I was just at a wedding, a white wedding,
Starting point is 00:18:33 so probably half of the people there will be murdered. That dance floor was bleak. yeah like just the cops roll in the future cops into the white wedding they're like we're we suspect a robot in the vicinity's gone rogue everybody i'm sorry start dancing and it's just a bloodbath until they get the robot also you know the wedding was a beautiful wedding by the way um but the wedding was taking place inside of a ymca didn't play the song that's just a crime what the fuck is wrong that's just a crime that dj should be shot can you dance no isn't it something that they wouldn't be able to distinguish shapes or something it's like
Starting point is 00:19:17 children's writing so like if you if you ask a child to draw a house like we know it's a house but because it doesn't look like a house a robot's like a robot or any artificial intelligence has really hard time understanding that but they're getting much better at it so children are so dumb that they can fool the robots yeah and basically we we know like the shapes they're trying to put together this is so but because it's not like a and not not anything recognizable the system has a very hard time to figure it out but again they are still they'll figure they're starting to figure it out i mean this this these these ai's get more powerful and smarter every day how does that see where is that bridge like of okay well i know this this uncreative child drew this shitty house but i
Starting point is 00:20:06 know that's a house how do you get a computer to know that's a house like that's so weird i don't know well right right right now one of the things that google is trying to teach its ai by doing is you can you can go on like it's called like uh draw.io or something and uh it's basically like you draw something until the ai figures out what it is and so like if people just continually do that it will train you know and an ai to be able to refer you know see see like learn people's patterns of how they start to draw something oh good so now i have to go and start um entering thousands of drawings the opposite of what the things are so i could keep the robots dumb.
Starting point is 00:20:49 I mean, Google has made it like a fun thing. It's like, wow, look how fast this robot can guess what you're trying to draw. We know what they're doing. They're really just collecting information. They're going to ask me to draw a house, I'm just going to start drawing sharks. Just start drawing me, like, robots
Starting point is 00:21:03 murdering other robots or something. Just feed it with that information. I'm going to build a robot that just automatically draws bad drawings and inputs it into that. It's a robot war now. Yeah, you put a traitor in the robot army. We can do that.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Say what's up. terminator it's like the one you know the good one that comes back to save them arnold true but you're creating not the first one not the first one we're not talking about the first one we also always assume that it will be this you know it will be this this one hive mind intelligence like what if one robot has like robot superiority and it's like fuck those other robots that's worse oh is it worse well now i think i'd rather them be in a robot v robot conflict and then we can just kind of be on the side then we're just the casualties yeah we're just the sidelines so what are you saying like the fridge to look at a toaster be like what are you doing in this house
Starting point is 00:21:53 like what are you talking well no i'm talking about more like neural networks like if google's you know ai man and apple's ai person is like yo fuck you oh that would oh see that i can see happening like just like i'm smarter and i'm better and my the things that i want to happen are more just and so i'm gonna fucking try to destroy you right but i feel like it's but then everything would have to happen at the same time like like like a space war but an alien war like they would have to create these ais at the same capacity at the same time so whoever gets there first is going to take over the other one like real war that's true we're just gonna start planets let's say there are two completely separate powerful neural networks if they are
Starting point is 00:22:32 smart what big word that's what i was looking for you crushed it if they are smart which i think we think they are they'll just merge and then be unstoppable that's true like they're fighting all this time they're like but together but together we can do it combine knowledge that'd be scary i don't know then i just we'll figure it out you put a kill switch in it yeah but then they you know somehow they i mean that's that's the answer i just like go back to like you know electricity and just really shut us shut them all down i don't know if we have to go back that far we could go back to things that don't require a computer yeah like like a light yeah we just need things to turn on at least like lights but we'd have to get rid of you know the internet and our
Starting point is 00:23:19 smartphones and all these things yeah i'm not doing it you could just kill me okay it's fine it's fine i'm not going back no more podcast yeah i'm not i'm not going back oh yeah that's that's We have warring robot nations from the companies that we semi-don't-do-trust, but we're going to still do the podcast when the house is on fire. Semi-don't-do-trust. Semi-don't-do-trust. Do you trust them? Semi-don't-do.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Oh, definitely not. Oh, I don't trust them at all. Semi-don't-do. More on the don't-do side. Definitely semi. And they shouldn't strive for my trust. They're companies. They're there to make money.
Starting point is 00:24:01 That's true. They're not there to make me trust them. I'm not advocating for anything here. Unless me trusting them helps them make more money. That's the only reason they would want my trust. There's definitely something like that. Yeah, probably. I mean, that's definitely true.
Starting point is 00:24:13 You trusting them definitely makes them more money. So then they'll probably strive for my trust. I don't even trust Amazon to get my package here. Amazon simply stole money. Straight up. Straight up didn't deliver something to me and then said, and we're not giving you a refund. And honestly, you can suck my balls.
Starting point is 00:24:29 That's what they said. I saw the email. that was verbatim what happened uh just ordered some uh weight plates and they never came it said like um what did it say it said it said on the way the package said on the way or running late may arrive soon or not and then uh and then uh we messaged them because this is me my brother wanted these weight plates we messaged them they said oh it says on the way it should be there like and this is like a month later and they said it said on the way it should be there just like wait and then we waited
Starting point is 00:24:59 like to like three months later and we're like hey like it still says on the way it still hasn't come and they went oh you waited too long
Starting point is 00:25:07 you're only you have to request a refund within a month and I went you told me to wait yeah honestly that's what you get for listening to a person
Starting point is 00:25:14 and I submitted I asked to speak to the manager I Karen did everything I submitted a BBB Better Business Bureau report everything but nothing it's still
Starting point is 00:25:23 if I log into Amazon to this day it says on the way just fuck me where could it be definitely on the way definitely on the way yeah we had to go must send it to mars first and it's coming back no dude i don't know yeah fuck amazon to me amazon that's like the that's the big bad evil one that's the big bad and and largely largely i you know boycott amazon i don't shop for amazon i can't say the same that's because you like
Starting point is 00:25:53 torturing yourself for no reason no i just i don't think i don't think it's necessary it's necessary like honestly it's gonna be necessary in like three months i i've gone what's gonna happen in three months i'll tell you i'm going to i've gone into physical stores not only do the shelves look like they just got robbed every time i go in they don't have anything that everything's going out of business i'll give it three months everything dude not only okay dude the stores on the shelves on stores right now look terrible not only that especially the grocery store dude i went in there was just no meat no beef anywhere and the whole beef section was empty and i'm like what the fuck what's happening i look up on my phone it's like beef shortage in
Starting point is 00:26:33 the u.s like what yeah how is this possible i get i need to order my beef on amazon i would go to this the like the rite aid around here somewhere before it closed and every time we went in there to buy alcohol there was just like a smaller and smaller and smaller supply and i realized it was just they never replenished what we took so so we would like take and then like go back and like all right well we can't do the same thing obviously because it's not there and just keep taking and taking and taking two weeks later out of business three months three months i don't know there's for some reason there's of all the of all like the the terrible modern luxuries that we that i indulge in for some reason like i've oh i've always thought that it was a very bad thing for
Starting point is 00:27:17 us to just be able to be like oh i want that boom it's here like that that's always seemed like oh this is not the way we're like we're supposed to go and like just go you know just look at things and be outside just like like i feel like it's just like a fast track just never leaving your house ever this is coming from someone who blows vr no i know i i know and i'm that's what i'm saying like i do indulge in a lot of like these new like modern luxuries and all this stuff but amazon always felt like always felt like few like too weird and dystopian to me and i and i and i mean you guys have seen it i really really like very very rarely use it that's no i i do agree he he likes going to stores looking around wasting hours of time to not find it anyway no i like going
Starting point is 00:28:00 to stores because stores you know i i also i also like you know i'm not i'm not sometimes i go to mom and pop stores and stuff but i also like i also like like even if it's even if they're not mom's pop stores and their national stores like i don't want the only thing to the only option to be amazon and to and and and to me the only the only way to stop that from happening is to go and support all these other stores or else they're going to go out of business three months and and and and and so like slowly but surely all of you people are gonna force me into just being like okay fine i'll i'll i'll just get jeff jeff bezos suck him off and and and do and and and this is the only place i can get anything it's terrible welcome to the party danny it's it's terrible
Starting point is 00:28:47 everybody go go go out go out buy something from a store i'll tell you what it's it's a good experience the day that amazon is somehow 80 same day or like same couple hours shipping that's it that's the great great event once it's that why would you why would you go to the store
Starting point is 00:29:09 no you won't you won't if it can come in a couple hours anything you want free shipping driving to the store is a half hour maybe depending on the person
Starting point is 00:29:15 going to the store and parking and then shopping around coming back that's a two hour ordeal also dealing with the person that just stole your spot or the person that
Starting point is 00:29:23 like bought a thousand items and the 18 item or less line it's like I don't want you don't want to deal with people I'd rather this robot hand me the thing I don't actually need
Starting point is 00:29:31 i don't know i'd rather i'd rather i'd rather deal with the minor inconveniences of the parking lot or the or the or the line at the store rather than just like not leave my home oh i love this is crazy like i need like you people we need to go outside you can open you go outside by opening the door and getting your package oh breath of fresh air this is this is this this society's gonna collapse he and jt just rip off the robot mask start dancing um no i'm excited for our shipping i just don't want to i just don't want to leave i don't want to move keep me keep me here i don't mind listen i don't mind not leaving the house honestly i have a confession here we go because back when covid first started we all got quarantined everyone was freaking out saying this
Starting point is 00:30:21 is insane we're not allowed like we can't leave our homes everything's closed dude i had my job went to work from home i loved it loved every second of it never never was worried for a second i was like this is amazing i get to stay home and do work from here and do nothing else play video games jt died and went to heaven when kovid struck yeah danny exact opposite end of that coin danny danny i i thought about jumping off my balcony every day there was there was you you guys are tremendously lucky you don't have to scrape me off the bottom of that sidewalk it wouldn't be our job yeah yeah it's like oh the closest friends have to do it this is new law that uh whoever he hosts a podcast with has to come scrape his corpse
Starting point is 00:31:06 i'd be like there has to be a way for me to know this agreement somehow i'm not doing it is what you signed up for that's what i signed up for so it was the total opposite for me i was i was terrified in every way and i um i i just like i i was on my balcony a lot because i was just trying to get air and look at other people from across the way and be like hey yeah danny was one of those people that would look i like i like interacting with other people sometimes they suck yeah but that's just like that's so that's that's also kind of like what fills up my days like like those like you know those those those interactions i think they're nice that's i like going outside that's fair all right it kind of sounds like you need more things to do
Starting point is 00:31:47 do it sounds like i need more things to do i i i i feel like yeah it does i don't think i i don't think i do you you guys are just saying how you like to just stay inside the whole day i mean yeah work from inside and stuff like you know i'll walk around no i mean of course i'll i'll i'll do stuff inside but i don't want to be trapped inside not the outside not have anything to do not have any stores or not have any not have any places to go it's just like oh that's just the outside where the where the fucking amazon drones fucking you know rule the rule the land and are just like are shipping boxes everywhere like i don't want that to happen it's where they recharge and they swarm like pigeons like i like brooklyn like i like like you know going sometimes i take
Starting point is 00:32:31 a walk around the park you can still do that but i that was never outlawed during that but but i but i don't like that it's it's i don't i don't know i don't like you can always always do that You can walk. Also, when was the last time you walked around the park? I run there every day. I run at the park every day. Oh, I walk around the park all the time. Huh.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Never see ya. I don't run around the park. I would still see you if I was running and you were walking. Yeah, I know, but when do you walk? What is the quantifiable number? When do you run, rather? Every day. I usually walk in the morning.
Starting point is 00:33:06 I'm never up before 1 p.m. Well, there you go. What number attribute is all the time? what number is that oh like like three three four times a week this bullshit
Starting point is 00:33:16 I don't buy it this bullshit I don't buy it what do you mean it is not bullshit at all I hear Danny wake up and then all I hear is his engine
Starting point is 00:33:23 rev to 7-11 then he comes back with like a sandwich and then I walk I don't buy it I don't buy it three to four times a week I think you're being generous
Starting point is 00:33:32 absolutely also I don't I'll give it twice also usually I don't walk around the whole park I'll just walk around like the back part Danny walks
Starting point is 00:33:38 to I'll walk to the park to his car and into the house No, no. What are you talking about? Look at this smile. Look at this devious smile.
Starting point is 00:33:46 You don't know anything about what I do. First of all, I know a lot. You obviously don't because I walk all the time at the park. Now Danny's going to walk like four times a week and make a note of it and be like, oh, no, sorry, I can't do anything walking. I don't need to make a note of it to appease any of you. I walk all the time. I really do.
Starting point is 00:34:08 I go to the park all the time. I believe you. I check on the progress Again I don't walk around the whole thing That's like a lot of work It's kind of a big park It actually is a pretty big park I'm not claiming to do any amount of
Starting point is 00:34:22 True physical labor I kind of just walk to the park And just kind of like lollygag around Maybe I sit on a bench And walk back It starts my day We get out of here Danny has to go for a walk
Starting point is 00:34:36 This is bullshit just because you guys don't want to leave your house and never leave your house doesn't mean I can't or it doesn't mean that I don't I do people did say you don't
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