Picky Boys Podcast - The Secret To Winning Gold...CHEATING! - Picky Boys Podcast #314

Episode Date: March 3, 2024

Shop NEW Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Danny, Jt, & Antonio discuss national holidays, whether it's possible to deliver French onion soup, the upcoming Picky Boys pizza box games, how to get a date at your 40-year middle school reunion, and the best way to win gold medals...cheat! Join Patreon for access to the NEW Minecraft server & hundreds of additional Picky Boys videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Gaming Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PickyBoysGaming Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

also bonus video how quickly can you fold the pizza box i can do it very quickly point three seconds yeah i'll take the 30 year old the balls too what are you taking i also won a race by cheating surprising yeah i mean i'm not making my track record look particularly great here this is just a part of my brain because he also had other food in his backpack so he turned around and i was going to open it and just a part of me just wanted to push him down the stairs i don't know if that's i don't know if that's i didn't do it but a part of me went like why is the clap called the clap you get it you get it because when you're getting it sounds like this yeah but that's like every std no i'm not you know what i thought the clap was chlamydia because like

chlamydia the clap yeah but it's not it's gonorrhea yeah it's gonorrhea oh wait the clap's not no the clap's gonorrhea which phonetically it makes much more sense to me maybe maybe it's one of those things where like donnery is actually called the clop a pop a puss and you know he might be right it sounds like a scientific enough name it's so close to diarrhea it does sounds like it which is also a scientific i know but it sounds like a butt thing it does sound well it's very close it's ria that's why it is because it's ria yeah oh sorry that's a big difference actually All right, we ready? Yes.

Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. We don't have the clap, by the way. Who knows if that came in. First of all, now it seems like you do have that. Just want to make everybody, just want to make it clear. Now it seems like. You got tested? Yeah.

Yeah. When? Whoa, I don't know how I'm going to disclose my sexual. That's because I don't think you can definitively say that you don't have it. Is this YouTube or Patreon? That's between me and my clinic doctor. I don't know if they're a doctor. I could have swore he was going to say gynecologist.

That's between me and my gynecologist. Either way, we just confirmed that we are past 600 patrons on Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys, and that the 600th goal video, unless things go horribly wrong, will come out the 14th of March. So this month. This comes out in March, right? March.

So get in there. We also have a Minecraft server up. We're all playing. The world's growing. Get in there. and let's just hop into it. 14th of March happens to be Pi Day. Look at that.

Did people celebrate? Was that just our school or did people celebrate that? I mean, we didn't have any pies. We had a shirt every Pi Day. A special shirt that you could wear. What? Who gave out the shirts?

The school. The math department? Well, you have to buy it. You have to buy it. But you could not wear your uniform and go to your Pi Day shirt. I just think that that was a way for the school to get more f***ing money from us.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I mean, you know, They have to fund the math department. And, you know, this is what wound up happening. Yeah, I didn't have to wear my uniform, but then I left school and I got beat up for having a shirt that had the calculation of pi on it. Yeah, it was also, the shirt was an equation. Not good. Yeah, it was the pi equals mc squared.

You had to, like, translate it with math and be like, I don't get the joke. Oh, okay, I sort of get it. Yeah. What's the? 3.14. What's that fourth number? 3.142. I think it's five.

It's one. What? 3.141592653 Oh here we go He's the reason we got beat up Half the time I got us all beat up He was like actually it's

Fucking nerd it was a test really just to see Why I have to punch Also I'm thinking there's a lot of days like that in March And March 10th is Mario day M-A-R-10 spells Mario Then May 4th is Star Wars day

May the 4th May the 4th be with you. This just sounds like someone with a list. It sounds like a Star Wars fan saying, may the 4th be with you. May the 4th be with you. I'm sorry, we're making fun of speech impediments, but. And then Revenge of the 6th. 5th.

5th. Is it the 5th or 6th? 6th. No, because Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, you can't have it on Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, you can't have it on Cinco de Mayo. So it's the 6th. Yeah, it's the 6th.

And then. And you can certainly have it on Cinco de Mayo. No, you can't have it on Cinco de Mayo. You ever look at the, what is the holiday of the day? Yeah. Like, every day is a holiday. What's today? I don't know.

Jason, what's the holiday of today? What is today's... Well, the smoke and mirrors is going away because people don't know we filmed this. No, no, no, no. We're doing it for Sunday, March 3rd. Okay. What is March 3rd's day of the year?

Wait. Oh, like today? Oh, God. Today. March 3rd's holiday? Holiday, yeah. Holiday of the year. Okay.

National Soup It Forward Day. Soup It Forward? Yeah, I just saw soup and I got excited but then soup it forward. I have to give my soup to somebody else? But you're going to get someone else's soup, don't you?

I don't want someone else's soup. You get someone else's soup. Do you want tomato? Too bad, you didn't get a choice. Yeah, I was going to say, I'll take tomato. National Soup It Forward Day. Whoever has soup,

whoever's eating lunch and watching this, put your soup forward. I'm giving out broccoli cheddar like a fucking good guy. That's a G. Good guy. I'll probably just do chicken noodle

because, yeah, I know. I don't want to fucking spend money on this person. I don't know who I'm giving it to. I don't need chicken noodle soup. Who I'm giving it to. First of all, broccoli cheddar soup, like $12. Chicken noodle soup could be $2 somewhere.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. At the diner, I could get chicken noodle soup for $2.20 for sure. Going French honey. Oh. Well, now he's balling. I'm going to be a nice guy. I'm going to be a nice guy.

French onion soup is so good. It's super forward day. You know, I saw a French onion soup available on Uber Eats, and I went, there's no way this could happen. I mean, you get ramen on Uber Eats. It's not the same. I mean, kind of. Because the ramen, they do try their best, and they come separately.

But the cheese, how do you do the melted cheese? Unless you just give me, like, 20 slices of, what is it, Swiss? And a blowtorch. And a blowtorch, yeah. And a blowtorch. No, they probably just mix it for you and send it to you in a little wonton soup container or something, right? But French onion soup, when it's mixed, it really loses its allure. I disagree.

I feel like, first of all, to get into it, you're immediately mixing it, by the way. immediately mixing it. No, you just make a little hole. That cheese, that cheese is so important. That's like the veil on my bride. And I lift it up, and I see all the delicious onion-y soup on your knee. Yeah, if you weren't surprised,

he's talking about French onion soup, by the way. He's using a marriage metaphor. For French onion soup. It's important. It's critically important. It's one of the most important things in Danny's life. It's true, though. the presentation gets lost in uber eats you know imagine imagine you had uber eats you ordered

fajitas and the fucking guy came and it was like sizzling to your doorstep there you go take it oh my god dude i i ordered pizza because we were all together and the delivery guy called me and he was already four houses down already you know it's gonna be a bad experience the guy was at the wrong address and he was on a bike like a moped and remind you he was delivering pizza the pizza box completely vertical he was just holding it he was holding it like a textbook and i came in i was like that's pizza i came in he gave he gave it to me i got i got it i went uh i handed it to chas i think i put it on the stove i went go check that because that thing's fucking toast and then we opened it i think that all of the pizza was just crushed to the back like it looked

like a burrito at that point i have a picture of it i'll give jason a picture called the burritos told them hey what are we doing here got no payment for it no nothing so that was great Wait, where was this from? Because I ordered pizza very recently, and it looked like my guy got hit by a car on the way. It was probably that guy, because he was holding it like this. It rhymes with Tarlos.

That actually seems like a... I feel like that could be a funny, harmless YouTube prank. You know, pranks have to be harmless or else... But it would be very funny to just walk up and deliver pizzas holding the box vertically. True. Or at least I would do that if you have an empty box, then you have their pizza. But you don't have to ruin their pizza.

Well, this guy didn't. He wasn't a good prankster because he just ruined my pizza. Completely ruined it. And Uber Eats didn't respond to you? Shame on you, Uber Eats. Yeah, true. Not a peep. They didn't do nothing.

Also, I knew the pizza was going to be messed up. And this is just a part of my brain because he also had other food in his backpack. So he turned around and I was going to open it. And just a part of me just wanted to push him down the stairs. I don't know if that's – I don't know if that's – I didn't do it, but a part of me went like – because he's laughing and smiling, and I know everyone's ordered pizza. Or at least you can feel it get fucked up, and I just – I wanted to push him down the stairs. And you used to deliver pizza, so you know the intricacies of handling such an object. Yeah, I mean holding it horizontal.

You don't need experience as a delivery driver to know that. That's what I'm saying. It's not even a miscommunication thing. It's just a you're an asshole thing to me, you know? How many empty pizza boxes do you think you could walk 15 feet with, stacked on top of each other? Oh, 15 feet with. Empty pizza boxes, holding them,

how many do you think you can go high and walk like 15 feet? 15 feet? Let's just round it up to 20 yards. 20 feet, oh, 20 yards. Oh yeah, it's very different. Nevermind. I could probably hold 100.

No, you could not. No, you could not. No, you could not. I could probably hold 100. All right, new Picket Boys video. I'm thinking 35 max. Are we indoors? Is it in a gymnasium?

Because if we're outdoors, it might go to 75. With the wind? With the wind. We could be in a gymnasium. Oh, 200. Bro. I'm telling you. I'll look like, you know those old games on the computer to pass time?

Dude, I'll move. Should we set up an obstacle course? We could. we could snack pizza boxes it's not we just order the pallet of pizza boxes

also bonus video how quickly can you fold a pizza box I can do it very quickly .3 seconds we had to fold hundreds of those how heavy is

200 pizza boxes that's a good question that's a lot of cardboard no but it's a lot of air I think it gets a little floaty I think it gets a little floaty I think when you get

that high it doesn't even matter if there's wind in the place because when you're walking forward the wind the wind resistance

is going to push your ship back. You're using words way too big for your own knowledge. I'm saying, all you have to do is tilt it forward a little and then kind of walk with it. The vertical thing won't work. It's like buildings, baby. Buildings don't move. So you confidently think you could carry

100 outside? No, no, no. I can't. He said 75 outside. Yeah, probably. Why was your original answer 100? Because I wanted a good ballpark number, but then I realized I'm letting you bring my confidence down i'm going to 200 no 200 is way too much i could definitely do 100 i feel like i feel like when i used to put boxes up there were at least full pies or personal pies good

question it doesn't change the width of the box by the way yeah but it changes how i hold it you know i feel like you'd actually rather larger yeah it's kind of no but see now that's heavy a hundred of those is heavy i don't think i don't think weight is going to be the issue here i think you're like the balance that everything else is going to give out before the amount

of weight you're carrying is too much what I think will happen if we we'll do this on Patreon probably but if we will do it

but the thing is I'm worried about just looking like a fool upon my initial grab it off whatever it is because that's the hardest part

we're going to do this on Patreon how are we going to stack 75 boxes high you need ladders we don't have a ladder we can get a ladder 75 boxes

how tall is that it's not that tall a story Is that not as tall as I would think? I don't think it's that tall. It's definitely higher than a story. Like two inches each? No.

10 feet? I'm not holding a story of fucking pizza boxes. It's like two inches each, right? No. Yeah. 200 inches? How big is 200 inches? Ask your mother.

No. A little over 20 feet? How much is 200 inches? A little over 20 feet? No, a little under. A little under 20 feet. 16 feet? That's a story and a half.

16 feet is really tall. I think I could- Wait, look up, look up. Is that right? Is it a pizza box? That sounds right. Two inches? Maybe a little bigger, like 2.25?

Yeah, pizza box dimensions. 12, 12, 2. Yeah, 2. 12, 12, 2, yeah. Or a silly pie, 16, 16. All right, but if we're running to 200 boxes, I mean, 32 feet, we don't have a ladder that big. No, no, we don't. Well, you can't do 200.

Everybody knows we can't do 200. No, I can't do 200 boxes. But I think I could do 16 and a half feet. First of all, we'll just go to the gym. I'll rent the gym for an hour, and we'll just figure it out. The basketball gym. I'm actually, I'm on Antonio's side here. Fuck yeah.

This is way shorter than I thought. 100 boxes I thought would be like 25, 30 feet. That is so long. Bro, when you have something like this, that they're not connected at all, as soon as there's a sway, you need to do like a massive correction or else it's over. I got it. You know those people that could like balance ladders on their chin? I think I could do that, honestly. I was thinking like 35.

Oh my God. My four-year-old unborn nephew can do that. Okay. It's more than 35. Well, we'll see. You think you could only do 35? How many do you think you could do? Well, now he's bouncing off my 100.

Yeah, now that I know the actual height of it, I think 100 for sure. Oh, wow. For sure. He flipped. Indoors, 100 for sure. All right, well, get ready for the Piggy Boys Pizza Parlor Games. We'll do a really race with pizza boxes. How heavy do you think that would be?

What about this, but on the course, you have to hop over a little hurdle? Okay, well, I mean, I think it really just depends how heavy it is. Can we look up how heavy 100 pizza boxes is? How heavy is a hot tub? Who's searching that? Ooh. Okay, that's kind of heavy. That's heavy.

Four to six ounces. Four to six ounces. All right, do four. So how much is 500 ounces? How much is that weigh? We'll just meet in the middle. Okay. Okay, 31.25 pounds.

Actually, 200. No, bro. Definitely 100. Every calculation that we've done has made me more confident in 100. And I pick flipped. I was on the other side. We also can't do 200 because we don't know a place whose ceiling is 35 feet tall. The gym?

No. The gym is definitely 20, 25. Yeah, yeah, no. We'll be able to test the 100 hypothesis. and you'll be crowned the best pizza delivery man in maybe the world. I'm down for that, dude. That has to be a Guinness World Record, probably.

Are we breaking a Guinness World Record? Dude, the things that people do are weird. But who did this? You know the scenario that would have to come about this? First of all, who's buying? He's looking it up. He's looking it up. So me and JT will probably get 100.

I don't think Daniel will get past probably 20, 22. I said 35. Yeah, that's just your confidence. He has terrible balance. I think I've carried 35, honestly. Probably. Yeah. Probably.

I've definitely carried 20 personal pie boxes, and that was lightweight. Oh, there's so many events we could do. You know what's a good event? Oh, wait. What is it? Oh, tell them one hand, though. But that means they're already working with Pizza Pop. And he did 61.

Holy shit. But now this is interesting because he has a strategic pattern going on. Oh, my God. This is so smart because the sway, he doesn't have to deal with the sway. Yeah, but that doesn't count. We're not doing that. We're stacking them. You can stack them however you want.

No, no, we're stacking them vertically. That was the whole point, wasn't it? True, true. Yeah. Also, you could do... You could double that. Yeah, you could double that. You could double that.

He's also doing one hand. It's a whole different ball game. Yeah, yeah, he's doing one hand. Yeah, he's playing football. We're trying to play golf, really. It's a whole different game. All right. Anyhow, Jason, what do you got for us?

Do you want a question? I have a pretty good question. Okay. Yeah, take the lead, Jason. Take the reins. if you're able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30 year old for the last 60 years of your life which would you want body body mind because first of all i'm guaranteed to live to 90 anyway now so the body doesn't really matter as much right that's

true and then you mind like so what if you're like i don't know like a like you're fit if you don't remember where you are or know what to do. I think you're thinking too much in, like, those last 10, 20 years. Think about when you're, like, 60. You have the prime experience level and, like, wisdom and state of mind, maybe 50s, and the body of a 30-year-old. You could become a champion in, like, any sport. You could become the best in the world at something, probably.

I'll give it to him in terms of I think you're even shooting too low. I feel like you could probably stay there till 80, and then you're probably pushing it. I think you have a lot of years if you choose body, I think. No, you flipped me. I'm thinking about the end, not the middle. The end's rough because you're going to be a 30-year-old who's got Alzheimer's. But also, I mean, everyone else is old anyway, so what does it matter?

That's true. You're still hanging out with your 90-year-old buddies. And you're all having the same, I guess, babble conversation either way. Yeah. Just give me that 30-year-old wiener at 80. Yeah, exactly. That's fire, dude. Yeah, I'll take the 30-year-old balls as well.

What are you taking? I was going to go mine, too, but he kind of swayed me. Oh, we flipped them both. We flipped. All right, fair enough. I've been flipped. I have something that happened to me at the bar the other day, and I want to get it word for word, and I'm trying to find it.

It's in my notes. It happened to me and Chaz. Let me just scroll here. Got it. Immediately got it. Okay. So at the bar we were at, they were having a 20-year middle school reunion. Middle school?

But they graduated in 1980. So tell me how that makes sense. It was really a 40-year, right? Well, yeah. We were at this bar, and the school was having a 40-, 45-year reunion. I don't know. It was just a bunch of old people. Is it like a joke?

Old people do that. They like to pretend they're younger than they are. They just joke around and say, oh, it's our 20-year reunion. Maybe. They brought their yearbook and it said 1980s and they're all part of the same Facebook group. I just wanted, the people, they were right next to us and I just want to hear,

I just want to tell you what this guy said to this woman. Okay? Okay. I have it written down here, so please. The guy to the girl, or old man to old woman, only thing I remember was shoving down, let me say it properly, hold on. Only thing I remember was shoving my tongue

down your throat that night was the best kiss I ever had, that's what the guy said to the woman, next sentence he goes the question is can i do it again right now she goes no she goes shoot or shoot very much very much not into it um um then uh then he goes to the bar his other friend comes over and goes i have a broad for you to bang he said i'm not looking for that right now i'm 58 and how you doing isn't what it used to be talking about you didn't say how you do it no you did talking about it talking

about his penis oh i thought that was you censoring it no no and then he went on to say i hate all women what have women ever done for me doubled down back to the girl said can we make out she said no again shoot a shoot again she said can we can we kiss one more time she kissed him on the cheek he said you bitch and walked away and got another drink at the bar that's what i said that's of experience and now you were at the table with them yeah why were you how do you know the details so well oh because there were so many they they got a table for eight but they were a party of 20 right so they were flooding every in between all the dining tables so this conversation was happening me and chas were here eating and this conversation was happening where danny was just

like on the other side of a wall and the whole thing was directly in my ear yeah it didn't go well for him no i mean he's he struck out twice nah and probably i respect though there's three outs in an inning could have gone again i'm sure i'm sure he expended he extended expended that out on somebody yeah there's 27 outs in a game that's true that's true you go extra innings maybe listen we're not giving up shooter shoot yeah it was tough because we were it's like we were in the party we were in the middle of where they were kind of surrounding because more people just kept common. Who was on their fourth ex? I think it was also a singles

Facebook thing, maybe? I don't know what it was. It was so confusing. That is actually kind of a little more appropriate, honestly. It was just all so confusing. Also, I feel like if he was hitting on someone that he really shouldn't have, probably would have went a different way.

Also, why wasn't the husband there? A lot of things going through my head. I couldn't really piece it together. I was trying to enjoy my wings. I'm going to be honest. What a weird event. at a 20-slash-40-year high school reunion Facebook singles matchmaking event. I don't know if that's what it was because I didn't see any matches. Birthday party. Anniversary.

I don't even know. He also, like, he succeeded once. He might have been 10 at the time, but he succeeded once. I don't hate the attempt here. Yeah. That's also true. Who's going to their middle school reunion? That's the thing.

You see, there was a lot of wrong in what he did. There was. Because I'm sure it was very creepy, and I don't know the context of any of these people's lives. But also, if it's a singles 65-year-old meetup for middle school that you were in 1980, I mean, what are you really doing there also? Kind of.

No? Reigniting old flames. Exactly. Exactly. Better ways to do it. Better ways to do it, I'm sure. Heard he was also flying some words. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I left that part out. I left that part out. And then we left towards the end because a lot of inappropriate slurs were coming out at the end there. You were getting a little drunk at the bar, so we all got out of there. Least racist middle school reunion.

Yeah, it was only from him, but everyone then moved away from him for sure because I think he was too drunk. I don't know. We got there. They were already there. We left. Some of our friends went back.

They were still there, so I don't know what they were doing. I have an important question. Did this guy have hair? He had the Tony Soprano. Okay. He had the Tony Soprano. What's that?

It's like no hair here, kind of hair there. It's like clinging on. He said he was doing well for himself, apparently. I don't know how many figures he was saying, but he was throwing all the moves at this old bat, I'll tell you that. Not in the pants, though. Apparently, that was not working well, no. Not what it used to be.

Have you guys gotten invitations for your middle school reunions? I don't know if that's a real thing. I had one. Really? I didn't go, but yeah, I had something in my inbox. It was, you know, middle school meetup or whatever of 2011, I think, you graduated. I think you still got 40 years until you go to your next one. I think you got a while.

Yeah. I feel like enough time hasn't passed. Yeah. First of all, here they are. It's been over a decade. Yeah, I know. But it's like I pretty much know what most of them are doing anyway, I feel like. It's also way more interesting at that age.

Like, I couldn't not listen. Like, literally, there was ex-wives, ex-husbands. Who's still fingering who in the bathroom? It was like wild at that age because they're all still. It's like you never really left middle school. Everyone's still kind of kids. You just have wrinkles, you know? Yeah.

But us, if we went back, it's all the same. It's like, oh, yeah, this job sucks. That sucks. I want to hear about the divorces and the in-ground pool collapsing or something. It's like the real housewives of the fourth grade class. Yeah. Growing up. It's not middle school.

Wait, is it not? What is middle school? Six to eight, right? I don't know. We just went to grammar school, which was just K through eight. So we didn't even have a middle school. We did two, but once you got to six through eight, it switched. You got a locker, and it became middle school.

You know, I like that system, because six through eight is a much different time than the younger ones. It's almost like you're in the middle. It's easy. You're in the middle. But we were not given that privilege. No. Well, I would have loved to learn how to use a locker, honestly, before I went into high school. Was that a challenging part of your high school experience, is a combination lock?

I had a top locker, so. So did I. Yeah, it's a fucking pitch. What that's the best one I Those were sought after yeah the top ones. Yeah, I wanted a bottom lock No, I got switched to a bottom locker in my second year. I almost fucking I was so pissed Oh, it's way better cuz you don't have to worry about things falling out I was just throwing shit in there because if it falls out it's on the floor not on someone's little head

That was not an issue for I tried to pay someone to switch from the top from the top from the I was at the top He was on the bottom. I tried to pay someone to switch you wouldn't do it I know at least 40 people you could have sold. Yeah I didn't want to venture very far. It was right outside my classroom. It was just a five-locker scope with my kishish. You don't have to kneel down while everybody else

is using their lockers. It's fucking terrible. Your crush is fucking towering over you with the top locker, dude. I like that. You like that? I like that. Give me some of that, baby.

Alright, Jason. We have a new story that came out very recently. It's about a mom who lost an $800,000 disability case after photos of her winning a tree-throwing competition surfaced. Winning a tree-throwing competition? First of all, that looks photoshopped. Is that a real candidate of her tossing a tree? How do you get caught?

Oh, it's because she won it. She's from Ireland. I guess it's a tradition there. Gotcha. So she had $800,000 in the bank, but then threw a tree and lost it all because insurance said, hey, you don't have a back problem. Yeah, so she was claiming after a car accident she had, like, back pains and sharp pains in her neck.

And she couldn't lift her dog or her heavy bags. And then she decided to throw a tree. The only thing I would say this would be worth it is if the grand prize for this tree throwing was $801,000. She got a nice picture of herself winning. Oh, my God. I love the picture of her throwing the tree. I know that the other guy's lawyer was just like, you got to see this.

The lawyers were actually real rivals in the insurance company, and he just flops down the perfect form of a... Dude, how far do you think she sent that thing sailing? First of all, just from that picture, at least higher than 100 pizza boxes. Dude, this is insane. She won? Is she like the descendant of Thor?

That's also a tree. you don't really grip well either. No. She has a little circle she can't leave to. Does it say what the winning toss was, the distance? I don't think that's what the article's about. I don't think. It says on this article.

Check the plaque. I did, I did. It just says Irish international Christmas tree throwing champion. Ladies. Ladies winner 2018. Wow. Wait, 2018? I guess it's a story from a while ago, I guess.

Well, I guess also, I guess cases take a while. Oh, true. Yeah, she also said she quit her job because she was in pain, I guess. I'll tell you what. You know what probably did happen? She probably did get into the car wreck, then threw a tree, and then threw out her back. And she's been suffering for three years. Even the judge is impressed.

He said it is a very large, natural Christmas tree that is being thrown by her in a very agile movement. I'll be honest. For an insurance case, you probably don't want the judge saying that. Any of those words together. Yeah, footage was also found of her training her large dog for over an hour at the park. Oh, Jesus. And she still claims that she's in a lot of pain and she wasn't lying about her disability. First of all, Grabska, is that her name?

Yeah, she's from Ireland. That sounds like someone who's throwing trees. Has continued to deny that she had faked the severity of her injuries and told the court she was simply trying to live a normal life. But there's no semblance of a normal life when you're fucking throwing trees 20 feet at a time. She looks so happy throwing it, too. I don't know. I think, you know, when you know, as soon as a baseball leaves your hand, you're like, oh, that's going far. I think she, you know, she's thrown thousands of trees.

She probably was like, oh, this is a good one. This should be like that story in the movies. You know, she came back from a car crash that left her disabled and then won the tree throwing competition of 2018. I'll tell you what, in the movie, that is how she would be painted out. Yeah. It wasn't really just insurance fraud. Yeah, it was really just insurance fraud. Like, look at this brave.

She came back. Also, there's too many witnesses there to really get away with that. There's just so many. I'm surprised it took that long. I'm sure that was in evidence right away. This is the activity you should do after you get your $800,000. Right. Well, I hope she at least retains her championship and goes next year and goes forward.

How about just the fact that there are a lot of weird competitions out there, huh? Oh, yeah. Christmas tree throwing. First of all, that Christmas tree is not even decorated. That would have been way cooler. If it was a genuine Christmas tree throwing competition, decorate the tree, number one. Well, just as tree throwing,

so maybe you can have your pick of what type of tree you want to throw. I guess so. I feel like if you put some ribbons on there, it looks like it's flying further, maybe confuse the judges a little bit. Yeah, no, I think I'm the plaque to the Christmas tree. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Christmas tree throw.

January 8th, 2018. In fact, she even wrote it. I want to see videos of this competition now. Is there any weird competitions you guys ever competed in? I feel like Danny's got to have been in one. Weird competition? Oh, man. My dad competed in Mr. Sexy Legs on a cruise ship.

Did he win? Yeah, he did. I think it's because he was the only man. I'm sorry, Dad. He was the only man that shaves his legs, so it was very sleek. you know because it was just a bunch of dads

up there showing off their legs and he won by for such an amateur apparently a landslide for some reason I'm picturing

a big curtain over their like torsos and bodies and you can only see their legs that would be the most objective way to do it no it was

it was around a pool they were all around a pool just strutting literally in a conga line just strutting and the crowd voted on him to win Mr. Sexy Legs

and I was proud I'll be honest I love a cruise ship competition I've competed and lost in the belly flop cruise ship competition. Circa what, 2012? Yeah, maybe earlier than that. Damn. And then on another cruise, I was a child.

And the way cruise ship competitions work is they're very strict on age brackets. Okay. Like if you're below six, you have to be in this group or whatever. And so I was right on the cusp. My birthday was happening during the cruise. but I was still too young so I had to go

with all like the toddlers essentially and in that group they had a cruise ship kids Olympics and I was like super old so I just crushed

all of them damn he was fighting out of his weight class I was going great it was awesome you didn't think

after the fourth gold medal you were like you know maybe I could stop here no I did not he was going for Michael Phelps they weren't even

cognizant of like what was happening and I was fucking doing long jumps and fucking all kinds of shit What age were these toddlers? Oh, I'm talking like probably between two and six.

Oh, my gosh. And you were 5.99. The next group was like seven to 14. And you were seven. And I was six. Yeah, I was seven. I was one day away or two days away from being seven. This dude was Michael Jordan-ing over two-year-olds in diapers.

And I was kind of happy about it because when I saw the 14-year-olds, I was like, oh, God, definitely wouldn't be them. you know that is a crazy age range i'm not seven to 14 yeah no that's tough 14 you could dunk some of them kids on fucking the jv basketball team seven year old seven year old danny i would have said you know danny should probably have a better chance with the top but i was at the end of the day even though i was i had gold gold medals around my neck i was still upset because i couldn't go to the kids club like you know they have like fake nightclubs for children yeah yeah i wasn't you're They're not going to let the infants in.

Well, to be fair, you can't walk around with a medal of gold from toddlers into the club and get away with that. Yeah, they don't let you wear that. I've tried. That's upsetting. You know what you should have did? You should have stole one of the 14-year-old kids' medals, walked in. Be like, no, you don't understand. This is my ID right here, bitch.

No, they all knew. It's a tight-knit community on a cruise ship. Everybody knows who won. Word spreads real quick. Yeah, you're that fucking asshole that stomped on my two-year-old. You're not getting into this club either. No joke. Word does spread quick.

This is basically a group of 3,000 people or 2,000 people that are seeing each other for seven days all at the same time. You see reoccurring characters. Dude, I had a race, right? And I was really little. So little that I can hardly remember this, but I know this happened. And whoever the opponent was was a disabled kid or something, right? And my parents told me, they're like, all right,

so you have to let him win, okay? You understand? and I'm so young that I don't even really understand go in one ear out the other and I fucking

I smoked that kid dude I smoked him and you know I went to my parents after and I was like yeah I did it and they're like yep you did JT

you did good job very good job JT it's like why is no one celebrating with me yeah I hope that made you proud it did at the time

yeah that's essentially what Danny did I mean no it's not no it is not he essentially did the same thing

the fucking league put me in there i i wanted to be in the other group the league the league you literally admitted that you saw a 14 year old can you win all that scary yeah i know but i still wanted to be there so uh this this was not you know a decision that i took lightly i did not want to be there but if i was gonna be there i was gonna excel you were the commission the commission put him down true i also won a race by cheating surprising yeah i mean i'm not making my track record look particularly great here but one time i signed up my dad did like a 5k and there was a kids race and uh we were just late and uh because the kids race was happening before and so we were late we just like pulled right up to like the last turn of the race and i got out and uh

kind of waited for the kids to come come by and then just i don't know 100 yards any fashion 100 yards, hoisted the gold. That's actually, the picture on the Wheaties box is that day. Oh, the picture on the Wheaties box is alive? That's why I'm holding the trophy. Oh, my God. It's a trophy that I did not earn. We got to say, didn't they know the Wheaties box?

Danny's on a Wheaties box. Yeah, but that day, me and my dad both earned trophies, and so my aunt photoshopped us onto a Wheaties box, the breakfast of champions. I can't tell you how many, everyone, by the way, believe that you are on the real Wheaties box. every single person. There was not one person

that went, this, this, what? Every person believed it was a real Weeby's box because it's in a glass container too. Like, like very well, like a real trophy.

Yeah. I believed it. See? I didn't think it was like, oh yeah, this is stores across America. But I thought he won some sort of weird

Weeby's sponsored competition where like, yeah, they put him on a box. I don't know. Maybe they did. I don't know. Don't, don't, don't start flipping that now.

Me and all the world-class athletes. You would be up there. It feels right. We just got to get... He was so young. With all his fucking 27 gold medals from beating two-year-olds. Cheat.

Like, running the last rap. You were rapping, too? I should have taken a picture like Michael Phelps, where I have, like, all of the medals. Biting one of them? Yeah. And there's just a crying toddler in the background. That would be really good. Oh, we're getting the rappy popo?

We're getting the red light. We're getting the rappy yo-yo popo? All right, fair enough. Fair enough. JT, tell them where to find you. Let's do a proper outro so Jason doesn't punch Danny in the butt cheek. You can find me on Instagram at the J-Balls. You can find me at Ant Prisco.

Can't forget to follow. Danny is watching. Wait, no. You fucking fucked it up. I'm throwing you a curveball. You fucked it up. You got to be dynamic. Come on, man.

You can't forget to follow. Danny's watching. I don't have anything else to say. He's a bad, bad, bad man. No, there's stuff in the description. Oh, my God. It's cheating, bitch. What?

Jason's going to give us a proper scowling later. Oh, my God.