Picky Boys Podcast - The Toilet Genie! - Picky Boys Podcast #243

Episode Date: September 25, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss getting ID'd over 21, a genie that makes you not go to the bathroom, Danny winning survivor, and why only fans should change their billing system! Leave a comment down below, and enjoy the episode! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

I don't know. It does. I subscribe to my friends. I don't know. In support. It doesn't matter what I say to you, you're just making things up. I'm not talking to you anymore, actually. I could be operating at 100% maximum efficiency at all times

and never have to shit. If that's what takes you out, if that's what puts you at maximum capacity. Shit is what stops me from taking over the world. Then maybe you should keep shitting. No, the genie would purposely know you enjoy pegging. Yeah, the genie would say say i know you'd like to be pegged no for you yeah all right three two one welcome back to the what's going on oh where am i where where am i it's too much space danny want you love space

that's number one i do love space but i do like that seat more for some reason i think i don't know what to do with my hands honestly i'm pretty comfortable and i okay he's dying i really feel like I chose the wrong seat from the start because I like being in between both of you

yeah no I feel like it's a good seat it's a good seat it's a good seat then you gotta keep turning your look how much

you're turning your head I got a nice view of both of you yeah I guess so but I feel like I don't have to turn at all I could just like look that way

and like I get you in my perifs no no I like I like turn Danny likes Danny likes showing off both sides because Danny has

two good I like the seat Danny has two good sides that's why that's a good point Danny has two great beautiful sides yeah

do you have a good side or bad side? I've never even noticed a difference. I think so. I think so. Yeah, me too. I think so.

Do you know which one it is? It's whatever side. My good side is always the side that's not getting taken a picture of. It's the dark side of the moon? Yeah, it's the dark side of the moon.

You've never seen my good side, but when you do, whoo! Oh, okay. That's a good answer. Just wait for it. I think my good side

is just from above. You know? When Danny's on his knees and you can see them? My good side is the front of my face from above. From below, it's my bad side. You look good on the Google satellite.

I am aware of the bad halves. Danny looks good from space. I have bad angles. It's more angle than size. Have you ever hired somebody who knows how to take a photographer to try to take a picture of you? It's terrible.

Have you ever got a headshot taken? Oh, those are fine. I've gotten back shots especially because in those you're sitting isn't that your exact angle because the camera is above you no I hate it they're just like make a different face

I thought it was a good thing yeah I thought it was good too I have to be instructed tremendously because I don't know what to do with my face when I take pictures I never know how much to smile if I'm smiling too much uh you know i just i hate taking pictures but what are you saying like the guy goes okay

smile and you go no yeah he's gonna smile like i i prefer there's there's different types of photographers some people will say smile and then just kind of like continue to do you got headshots that face and then some people and then some people will say uh oh smile or maybe like look over there into the distance and like give me this you know like i prefer a more a more instructional like someone who's coaching me on how to take the picture like like because they're the one who's looking to the viewfinder so they know if i look like an idiot or not like picture your mom and dad having sex good good good good a little a little more she's liking it now she's not go go yeah it's like i i yeah i like that it's like but you guys

have got okay are we talking like uh like a yearbook headshot thing or you guys have gotten like photos i think that's the same like i think i well i've done both i've gotten photo shoots when i was naked like a kid not naked naked oh when i was a kid i did it but i think it's more like yearbook and id photos i guess yeah or more yearbook because id photos is kind of like hey yeah they don't i do photos couple id photos there is no photographer involved i was talking about like because i was thinking more for like my college id like there was kind of a setup but even that was shit no we're talking about like yeah no i mean id graduation id photos in new york there's no photographer it's at all just a woman they tell you not just a woman behind the

desk like are you ready yeah the light bulb explodes for some reason the only time that they'll tell you to retake it is if you look happy they're like no no not good yeah do it again they're like all right on the count of three three yeah go because that's when i said three it's right before the smile where you look like you're taking a shit i know somebody who who always who always do does with his friends like weird id photos because you can kind of show up whatever you want to look like in your id photos so in his in his current id what does that mean He is wearing just like a full face of makeup that was washed in the rain. So he looks like a psychopath.

There's no way you can do that. Yes, you can. But like that's the same thing as kind of showing up in like a fake mustache. You can't do that. Right? I mean, you can show up in a mustache. I don't know about a fake one. But that's the same thing as like distorting your face with makeup.

But it's the same thing as you can show up without a mustache even if you always have one. Always. Well, there's that one kid who got his wearing a pasta strainer on his head. Yeah, you can wear a pasta strainer on your head. Because he claimed it's a religious garment because he's a pasta-farian. Yeah. So I could show up with a fake mustache and say, no, no, I plan on growing it, and this is how I'm going to live my life.

I think so. Can we look this up? What's the difference? Yeah, but what's the difference? Look up what can you wear in your ID card. Can I show up with a blonde, long-haired wig and a mustache and say this is what I'm going to? A wig you can definitely show up in. Because a wig is like a cancer patient could like be wearing a wig.

You're not going to make it. No, you have to be bald. So why can't I show up with a fake mustache? I don't know. Also, it doesn't really identify. I mean, it kind of identifies who you are. It is your ID. I know, but there isn't even like a, there is no like requirement for re-upping your ID.

Like my mom, like my mom's ID picture is the exact same that she was when she was fucking 18. No, I think there is a. No, that can't be real. There isn't. I think, well, it is. I think it has a wrong ID. I think there's like a 20-year... No, I think it's less.

I don't think so. Isn't it like seven? It's not seven, because my dad looks like he's in his 30s in his pic. Well, now we all need new IDs anyway, right? Well, that's because you need it for federally travel. Fucking laws. Okay, so you can show up in any costume

that does not obstruct your face. So no fake mustache, but I think wig is allowed. And makeup doesn't obstruct your face? That's what I'm saying. I guess, I guess. That is, that seems to be a kind of middle ground because women show up in makeup all the time.

Yeah, but it still looks like makeup running down. It wasn't like, it's not like Joker level makeup. Like, you can still tell it's him. It just looks like he was in the rain and crying. Crying, yeah. I mean, I guess so. I feel like. And also, every time he shows it, people laugh

because they're like, what the fuck is this? I feel like you're just kind of just, like, it's funny, but I feel like if I had that kind of idea, they would just always think it's fake because it's like whose ID looks like this so I get that problem

we've talked about this many times but God is it great to be 21 God is it great to be 21 you are 25 I know

God is it great to be older than 21 God is it great to be older than 21 because I went to a bar the other day and these two girls in front of me

losers I mean I knew from the get go I was like go for it girls but I don't know if this is going to work out for you

try Canada yeah they're still dressed in like their fucking in cat pajamas. One of them had a New York ID, so maybe she was actually 21. And then there was two bouncers at the door,

and one of the bouncers was like, let me see that one. Let me see that one. Let me see that one. And he saw hers, and he was like, okay. And the other girl just lifted it out of her pocket, wasn't from New York. He said, have a nice night.

Have a nice... Didn't even look at it. Did not even glance. Said, have a nice night. Get out of here. Go back to your preschool. All right. Here we go.

Serious question. Should the drinking age be lowered? Or is it kind of like, you know, the thrill of being underage and drinking is, like, fun and that would take that away? I mean, that is, there is certainly a thrill. And will people drive, if the drink age is lowered, will people drink and drive more? Yes, probably. There are some pieces of the puzzle of statistics that don't matter. Because if DUIs are getting pulled over drunk are higher, but the death rate caused by drunk driving is lower, then they're still winning.

That's even Steven. Yeah. Stevens are all even. And statistics can be manipulated. Yeah. One of our friends just a few days ago said that, made a brilliant point that I've never been in a crash while drunk. All the times he's drunk driving, all the times he's drunk driven, he's never been in a crash. which is a true statistic which someone could argue means that he's i guess it's safer to drive

drunk but that's not what it means statistics are being manipulated hold on statistics are being been in crashes sober and so he's saying i've never been in a crash while drunk i've only crashed while sober which although is true does not reflect what he thinks it does and it's still bad it's still bad also some people learn the wrong lessons i think is the takeaway from that well as also statistics are very inaccurate when i just made them up that's that's which i might have i'm not i really don't know someone fact check give me some that is true but i need a danny statistics can always be you can you can find a statistic to prove your argument whether it be right or wrong there's lies there's damn lies and there's statistics oh yeah your chances

of drowning are higher if you get a pool it's like shut the fuck up you know well that one makes sense but exactly it's like it's not a statistic that's just brain it's like no but no so like so like it's like my chances of getting a car crash get higher because i get i get a car it's like brain you know but it's it's more like people uh people who know how to swim have a likelier chance of drowning yeah well because people don't know how to swim don't swim don't go in pools and people who drown are the ones who are like going out swimming and they get caught like so it's like oh just learning how to swim raise my chance of drowning no yeah of course not Yeah, that's a good example.

Great. That's what I'm saying. What's the difference between those examples? It's because that statistic is saying something that is not right. Your statistic is right. I forgot his example already. It's that if you have a pool, you're more likely to drown. But it's like, duh, you know?

But that one's true. That one's true, though. You guys don't get it. You guys don't get it. The thing is that he's saying it. You don't understand. Like, theirs is accurate. Mine's like kind of misrepresenting.

it's using a statistic that is true but is misrepresenting the argument. You get the point. You people get the point. You guys stay at home. Whatever. I'm sitting around a bunch of math statisticians out here.

Well, what we did just do on Patreon was all take a psychopath test to see who's the most psychopathic. You wouldn't believe the results. And patreon.com slash picky boys. See who's the most... Crazy man. See who's the most psychotic.

I feel like they have their opinions and then they might be shocked by who's the most true also we the the most confusing part was we we didn't really understand well we understood but like the little butthole hair difference between sociopath and psychopath always confuses me well that one i get the most confusing part for me was that the sometimes when you when you say a sentence and that you add one word into it it really fucks up it's really hard to you know some of the questions were hard because they added like this one word true like Do you enjoy this?

Like, if they just said, do you do this? That's a much easier question to answer. That's, that's. Do you enjoy this? I don't know. I enjoy. About that. You know, I enjoy some things that.

Do you enjoy shitting? Yes. I enjoy good shit. But in general, no. I would say yes. I feel like, well. You enjoy every shit? But why do you.

I mean, I don't enjoy every shit, you know. Not everyone, but overall. all i think i think it's a you know it's like it's a relief right it's more of a chore so but like if you didn't feel like all right so what about this if you didn't feel like the pain of having to and you just like every day at a certain time just had to because you had you had to would you still enjoy it or if you could never have to shit again would you take that deal no oh unbelievably that's crazy well i could be operating at 100 maximum efficiency at all times and never have to shit?

If that's what takes you out, if that's what puts you at maximum capacity... Shit is what stops me from taking over the world. Then maybe you should keep shitting. But the thing is, there has to be some drawbacks to that. If you have a stomach ache, you just have to kind of

writhe in it. Or you just wouldn't... It's like a domino chain of change. It would be any stomach ache that is solved by shitting would never exist. It wouldn't exist. So essentially, you're solving some medical problems.

Well, then, of course, I'm never going to shit. Of course, obviously. You're solving IBS and Crohn's. Yeah, okay. All right. Be a good person. But then your asshole disappears. Well, I still want to.

No, no, no, no. Why? What if you're a man who enjoys anal? Yeah, what if you still want it in the butt? Or being pegged. Because you have to trade off something if you're going to get this non-shitting lifestyle. What if you want to take things in the butt? It's a genie.

No ass. It's a genie. It's a genie. It's a genie. No asshole for you. It's a genie. It's a genie. And a genie is, people seem to forget this.

Genies are bad people. Oh, genies are evil, yeah. No, the genie would purposely know you enjoy pegging. Yeah, the genie would say, I know you like to be pegged. No asshole for you. Yeah. That's still. And you shit out of your mouth.

That's probably what the genie would say. You don't shit out your ass, you shit out your mouth. No, if you wish to not shit and he makes you shit out of your mouth, that's not a thing. He just lied. You lied. Now you're just doing what you want with the wishes. No, no, yeah, you're just, it doesn't matter what I say to you. You're just making things up.

I'm not talking to you anymore, actually. just i'm not setting you free what i'm saying it isn't the genie the fucking isn't the genie like you can you can bang anybody you want in the world but your dick doesn't work like that's the genie well but i mean that's not aladdin genie we talking aladdin genie he's a nice guy he's will smith yeah we want the will smith genie well i'm not talking about the aladdin also that's prime genie that's the most famous genie of all the genies yeah but it's it's it's disneyfied you know also if i if i if i wished for a notebook that with infinite pages and i wrote everything I've ever wanted

and then I said my other wish is for you to make everything in this book come true does that count as infinite wishes that's a great point

I feel like that's the two wish work around yeah I feel like the genie would go like if it's Aladdin genie yeah they're like

oh you got me this time because Aladdin got like eight freebies by the way maybe infinity's off the table completely or it's like a hundred

oh no I meant with any I could change or maybe not I would write a hundred things in my book I think there's still things he can do though

like anything you write in your book like it has to be has to be robbed from somebody or something you know that's fine let's be your bad also also if it has to be robbed for somebody what do i need the genie for it's like i'll just take it well it's just robs like that you know it's not like you have to go rob it no the genie holds a gunpoint taken away oh it gets taken away from somebody else if you restore a car it just goes somebody else now you have my car you're still doing that you're a bad man maybe bad man maybe i'll do it i don't think so what's the thing you post on your story like yes the white lotus love that show what saw that what's thought he was talking about avatar love that show i thought it was about real estate the white

hotel it's about a hotel in hawaii and it's a pretty slow burn honestly but it's but it's so so good uh won 10 emmys and it's well deserved i doubt it fantastic soundtrack i doubt it's worth 10 emmys oh my god i love also like soundtrack and make a break a show that's 100 but also i can't do slow burns no more i don't i don't have it in me it's like it's because tiktok is rotting your brain no i really don't think so i feel like it's just like how pretentious are you to have me sit here for 10 hours to only for it to only matter the last 20 minutes i don't care like Like, what are you trying – like, the director, the writers, like, grow up, you know? That's how I feel watching it.

Well, no. I think it actually – I'm going to take the opposite opinion. I think it is grown up because I think especially in this age of, like, huge budget movies and Marvel movies and things, like, you're kind of forced to write, like, this huge, crazy thing that's the climax of your show. But that's not what all stories are about. and so a slow burn is simply just a like a big thing that is going to happen but it's not like a crazy big thing and so you need to emphasize the relationships between the characters and the story so that when the thing happens it is much more impactful to the viewer it sounds like you're just making something boring and calling it a slow burn because that's what's cool that's what it

that's what it sounds like it's like it's not boring the point the point of a show is like entered an entertainment is to tell a good story but like why are you using this 10 hours you have and only making and not making every episode like super like equally impactful and then the finale super impactful or like also just because every episode doesn't need to let's see this is i just every every episode doesn't need because because also especially this is this is about a real hotel who you know who does like it's like if if you made it too bombastic and crazy it would take all the realism of the show like this could happen at a hotel that's the point are you saying that the show's a true story no well then i disagree but but it's something that could happen and it

needs to be somewhat in the realm of you know real like reality and if something crazy happens every single episode then it's not really realistic anymore because something crazy doesn't happen every day at a at a hotel yeah that's true because now it's like fucking like what's something like Grey's Anatomy maybe like a show where it's a realistic setting but just oh something crazy happening every week

is just not realistic it makes it not realistic but see like that's a you bring up that show because that show is like I think written like poorly like I think that's a bad show too

like I feel like that's a bad example for that team because that's a bad show I think I think that's a good Grey's Anatomy I think that's a good show for like four seasons but then it's like okay

now there's no belief anymore and these people these superheroes so like you you lose it at some point too but also too mundane is like what are we trying to do here and and i just call them slow burns maybe it's not even the right definition but i call them slow burns when i think that other people would find them boring like if i think you'd find them boring see that's that's exactly that is exactly my point but but that's but to me you're just embodying it right there the thing is to me it's interesting like like even better call saw like there's there's a lot of action that show but a lot of a lot of the scenes are taken up by just like pure drama like it's just like it is the it's about two

different people it's about how humans you know interact with each other no i i find that stuff interesting that's fine but you just made my whole point by saying that in the sense that like i feel like these people write a boring show and then they slap the band-aid on it by going slow burn that's exactly what you just did and i feel like people they do that and i don't think but what I'm saying is that I don't think they're boring I think you think

they're boring but that's because I think I think this is things need to go go boom bang pow for you to find them interesting

they don't but this is a small this is a small sample size and you're telling me that the marketing team on shows don't do what you just did on a bigger scale

ridiculous I don't slow burns suck and they're and that those shows are boring I think low attention spans suck

which is what you have that's not true you also like you also like being cool It's like, oh, this thing got 10 Emmys. I'm going to watch it and then like it. I watched it a year and a half ago before it was nominated for any Emmys.

So there was no like, oh, this is going to be like an Emmy winner, this big contention? No. I doubt that. Absolutely not. Part of the reason I watched it is because the director was on Survivor.

Oh, good for him. Her? Him. Oh. I almost jumped there. No, the writer or whatever. The director or the writer. He was on Survivor, and I like him, so.

Did he win? I would love to be on Survivor. he didn't win that's why he made a slow burn loser it's a great show I think Antonio

would win Survivor it's a great show you should watch it give me some don't tell that to Danny I think I would get decently far and then everyone

would be like we gotta eliminate this guy he's too strong not strong but too much of a competitor Danny thinks he'll win Survivor

I think I think Antonio Danny had a better shot than me I think Antonio would win Survivor if it wasn't the entire

premise of the show which is being out the wild that is true that's a good point i should go home early i think antonio would win like big brother i think i do you win that yeah yeah oh i've never seen i've always said that big brother's like survivor in a house i've always said that i think like out of out of all of them like the challenge big brother survivor i have the best shot on big brother and that's it survive i do i can't go 41 days on an island i get one i get one i don't care about the food i could go months without eating

sand bugs if I get one itch and it doesn't go away and I'm outdoors and I can't shower I will murder everybody yeah shit in the ocean

everyone will die I'm not shitting shit in the ocean I'm not shitting in the ocean that's no you're shitting a hole in bury it

according to the girl the survivor lady from last season they just shit in the ocean I think it's cleaner to shit in the ocean right no

no no no you just they just they just like went to supposedly like on the other side of the island and they just like found a rock and they just sit in the ocean,

they shit by that rock. And everybody knows you never, you don't swim towards the shit rock. There's a shit rock. You can't even like dump sewage in the ocean. Like the beaches will stink. I don't think this one like 80 pound malnutrition woman. Like 20 people,

like maybe once, twice a day in one spot will definitely add up and make that area unswimmable for sure. My point is, once I get a rash somewhere and then this fucking dork made me eat half a cup of rice because he lost me a challenge, I'm losing. Big Brother, if I could drink and I could eat

and I could manipulate some doofs, I'll probably win that. I would be too competitive and into it. You? Yeah. No way. People would be like, this guy's... Yeah, I mean, notoriously, people like that.

The people who you would think... Make it about halfway. The people who you would think would win make it to the merge and then people are like he's a huge threat but I think Tony would be better

at like hiding his competitiveness because you're still a very competitive man but he'd be better at like hiding it well you need JT's like

I want to win right now and there's there's a real you know I could talk about this all day but there's a there's a real Danny can start a podcast

about this there's a real strategy to really not showing all that you can do when doing team challenges in the beginning because if you are a huge challenge threat,

as soon as the merge comes, you will be voted off. You want to blend into the background. You want to blend into the background. For the beginning part. You know, you still obviously, if your team is losing, that's a big problem because, you know, you're going to get voted out. But you still want to do basically the bare minimum you need to do to keep yourself and your team alive and no more than that

or else you're too much of a threat. And also, like, it's not really possible to win every single time. if your game plan is I will win every single time you're not it's over shout out Ozzy

who now has an OnlyFans which is interesting man or woman man should we how much is it I don't know $10

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fucking OnlyFans I'm a Sasha's puss or does it I don't know I subscribe to my friends I don't know in support I didn't think it would

I want to support any content creator female friend? female friend write it down don't look so disappointed I also have a male friend I told my wood before he started it save your money brother the economy is rough

that's what he said that's a good friend his only friend is popping off Wow, good for him. I haven't subscribed to his channel. Does he show butthole? Oh, yeah. Oh, he shows a lot more than that, chief.

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and then the actual sex tape content is what the OnlyFans does. They'll put a gif over the whole and be like. Yeah, you can't put the whole thing on Twitter. Who's going to subscribe then? Exactly. I love cuck in the morning. Come watch me suck one. But some people don't put anything on Twitter.

And it's like, well, I'm going to need some kind of proof of purchase. Whatever you're putting on OnlyFans, you need to put less on Twitter. If it's nudes on OnlyFans, you need to put bikini pictures on Twitter. Right. And maybe like a couple more, or a lewd one here and there. But no one has been able to convert me off Twitter yet. My wall stops at Twitter. But the point is, I don't think it does say on your credit card.

This is my point. You know how Adam and Eve has like... That's a problem. No, it doesn't. I didn't expect this. That's a problem. Because you know how Adam and Eve has discreet packaging? We know this, right?

Wait, hold on. I don't think it does. No, that I know. He's panicking. You want to bet? You want to bet? I don't want to bet. I can show you my TD bank statement that says it.

Actually, I couldn't because it's probably like well over a year ago. I think Bank of America respects my privacy. I don't think it changes based on... He's out here. Yeah, let me see. No, like... You are on OnlyFans. I've said this many times.

I'm not on OnlyFans. He has an account. I don't have an OnlyFans account. He has Ozzy's fucking thing. But I have. Danny's account. I have signed up for an on OnlyFans routine. We're watching Danny panic on.

I'm not currently signed up for an OnlyFans. It's all right, Danny. That's my point. Because I never wanted to buy it and it just like docks me. You know, it's like I don't want you to know I'm buying this girl's punj. I don't want to know. Or this man's bunch. Or this man's bunch.

What does yours show up as? I'm looking right now. You know what? Actually, mine was... Austin McBroom's something. Austin McBroom. Is he a fucking loser? I don't know.

That was the first one. Mine was actually... Do you think that I would sub to his? No, it doesn't. Okay. Show me. Hold on. Mine was also two years ago.

It says OnlyFans.com purchase. Yeah, I know. But it doesn't say somebody's puss. That's what JT said it said. That's not what I meant. What? That is not what I said. Obviously.

No, honestly, that part was a joke. No, I thought you meant it says the username of the person that you're subscribing to. Oh, no, of course it says OnlyFans. No, that part was a joke. Oh, no, it says OnlyFans. Like if your parents are on your card. No, no, that's what I'm saying. I tell my parents, I say, oh, it's like Patreon, I'm supporting creators.

Your parents aren't, like, dumb, Danny. They know. I don't think they are either. And there are creators who create on OnlyFans. We get it, but... Who I support. That's exclusively. Yeah.

I'm upset that they say, now I really won't buy it. No. Only fans. Fix it. Would they not make more money if they made it just say? Just OF? They would make. No, not even OF.

Just like FO or like shoes.org or something. Or just like shoes.org. Exclusive whatever. Make it say anything else. Make it just. Because I also, I mean, my mom doesn't like put money in my account or anything like that. But she like still has access to my account because I created it under hers when I was like 13 and i remember seeing that show up there and i was surprised and i was like oh she can

see that yeah like i guess i would have to explain this to her if she asked only fans only fans i'll tell you right now stop putting your whole domain on my bank account oh it's on yours too no and then on top of that i guarantee you will double in sales if you did so how about how about you get us on the board and smarten up out there yeah or you could just like say like you know uh fan fan warehouse or something you know anything lots of fans say we sell air conditioners anything else besides only fans i agree exclusively subscribers yeah something literally anything else or like what's what's another word for only but but the thing is singularly it truly doesn't matter because if anybody is gonna see your thing and sees a monthly

recurring thing and they're like what is that and then they look it up you're gonna see oh that's what only fans uses as the code for their all right but please all right it's like if someone's doing that then like it's like any any paid porn website i believe um uh will will will put a discreet name in your banking statement but if you don't if you're if you have someone like your wife or whatever who's combing through your bank look it up who's combing through your bank statement says what is this like 20 20 20 charge 20 danny what are you buying 4k videos and um they can just look up that up and then they'll say oh this is all right so this is this is my advice to this is my advice to everybody out there don't pay for porn no no i don't care about that

don't get greedy all right what are we doing with monthly charges buy a month enjoy your month wait three months, buy another one at a different price, you know, maybe splurge a little bit, and then wait another four months, and then buy it again. You're not even doing it correctly. I'll tell you guys how to do it from the master. You wait till Christmas, and you ask for somebody, you ask somebody, you

know, get one of those vanilla Visa gift cards. I was gonna go to that first. Does that work? And that's an untrackable credit or debit card, or you can even bring your own cash and go to CVS and buy a vanilla gift card and put 20, 40, 50, whatever dollars amount you need, and then you can use

that, and it'll be an untrackable porn extravaganza. What does... I thought they don't accept those. Of course Danny knows. I'm sorry. I do know. Well then, never mind. Unbelievably do that. Forget what I said. Do that. Also, that's how I used

to buy stuff when I was like 16, 15. I would go to... What do you mean by stuff? Like Adam and Eve's. No, not condoms. I would just buy those. I had cash. Like sex toys? Like sex toys, yeah. I would go to the CVS. I would put like 50 bucks on it and then i would you know strategically get the shipping to where it's like 49 87 you know sometimes sometimes you lose on a product and i would ship it to my friend's house

and i'll go get it that's how you do it just get the vanilla visa gift card for all your illicit be careful which prepaid card you get though because some like you put money on it and now you have to sign up for something and you have to like there's like eight steps there are some cards where you just put money on it and it's good to go i've made that mistake twice there's $200, folks. I'm vouching for the ease of it. I think also you guys are making it too complex because I'm pretty sure a lot of them,

but not all of them also, except crypto, no? True. We're talking about pre-crypt. Oh, true, pre-crypt. This is pre-crypt. Pre-crypt. And I don't know if a lot of them do.

I honestly, I haven't paid for porn besides OnlyFans. If OnlyFans did, now we're talking. No, because that's like a, well, they're all subscriptions. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

What time do we have on there because I'm not in that seat to control it? Hour and a half. No way. I was kidding. Oh, I forgot to send Chaz for his birthday yesterday. Oh, God. Oh, jeez.

Oh, God. Oh, jeez. You guys are bad friends. Did you text me? No, I didn't text you. Antonio, you're my birthday reminder. What's the point of that job? You did it every time since.

You know. Did I? No, but me and JT notoriously like to savor the birthday wish for in person. Oh, here we go. Are you right? I hate to break to you guys. Clip this and send it to Chaz. No one falls for that.

Chaz I will I'll give you a big happy birthday hug and I'll give you a kiss because I like to save because I like to save my birthday wishes

for in person I feel like it's it loses its oomph over text and that's why I didn't send you a birthday text message you can

like, share, subscribe and go tell Chaz happy birthday tell Chaz happy birthday in the comments or in person

who knows I think I know all right we'll just end it there we're good okay okay