Picky Boys Podcast - The Whole State Is Infested With Fruit Flies!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #299

Episode Date: November 5, 2023

Shop New Knitted Sweaters For The Holidays! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss California's fruit fly air drop, a sneaky frozen treat, and Antonio's mom getting stuck in a flash flood! Leave a comment down below, and enjoy the episode! Sign up for our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

Call my mom a liar again. I don't like the impression that you're giving your mom. Call my mom a liar again, see what happens. We didn't call her a liar. Say fruit fly problem three times fast, go. Fruit fly popper. Fruit fry popper. A white Christmas? You don't like a white Christmas? Are you serious right now? Oh my god, she must have been mortified. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. She must have been mortified.

Are thou ready? Thou, yeah. Oh, like right now? Thou ready, yes. Welcome back to the Picky Boys Podcast. Oh, we're at shootout? Shootout. It's a good old-fashioned shootout.

It's November. We've made it. We've made it to November. 31 days of October. What a fun time that was. 31 videos in October is done on Patreon, but the 31 videos are still in there. They're not going anywhere. They're not going anywhere.

And all the videos even before that, still in there. Yeah. That's like half... Basically half a year worth of content in a month. And on top of that, I think that if we get to 500 paid patrons within this month or at least halfway through December, I say we do 12 Days of Christmas. Oh, okay, okay. 12 Days of Christmas.

12 Days of Christmas. Give the people who are like, oh, but I miss a video every day. Give them some hope for a new one. What if we get to 495? Eight Days of Hanukkah? I think it's eight days. Okay. Is it eight days?

Why 495? I thought it's an odd number because the menorah has... Oh, yeah. No, it's eight sticks. No, no, no. And then one that's always burning. There's one in the middle. Oh, so that's the one that starts it.

Oh, okay. What does 495 mean? I'm just saying if we don't hit it, maybe not 12, but eight. If we just come shot at you guys. It's like tears. Don't give them hope that there could be multiple days anyway. That's not a good goal setting track. And if we don't get anything, then two days of Kwanzaa?

What other days are there? Christmas Eve, Christmas. Two days. No, but patreon.com slash pickyboys. Get in there. Get in there. Why is Christmas 12 days? What is that?

Like on the 12th day of Christmas? No, I know, but what is that? I don't know what that is. Couldn't tell you. Wait, is that? What is Little Christmas? Huh? I thought that's a place in Italy.

No, no, no, no. But because that's the I think it's it took 12 days for the three wise men to show up. Oh, so that's their journey. OK, that's a Danny fact. I do not know if that's true, but there's something about the wise men. Also, I'd be honest if someone JT's JT's ADHD is coming into your eyes is coming off. We have a bit of a tiny cloth, a bit of a bit of a tiny cloth. But it's OK. It's OK.

um make me forget what i was oh if anybody ever actually gave me a partridge in a pear tree might punch him in the throat i don't why are you giving me imagine gifting someone an animal dude i'll take it free fuck the fuck the the who cares about the partridge you just got a you got a free a fruit growing like if someone hit utility now if someone handed jt a pear tree there'd be three pears dead in the week first of all never had a pear in my life Secondly, it's true. I would love to have an asset that produces pears free of charge. I would love that.

You've never had a pear? I've said this before. You've had a pear of these balls in your mouth. Got me. Fucking, yo. Got him. First of all, I didn't say it. You're supposed to make me say it.

No, no, we got him. No, we got him. Anyway. No, we got him. No, yeah. I've said this before. I'm sure I've had it in a smoothie that I wasn't aware of the pear. Oh, here we go.

But I've never just had a pear, took a bite, and went, what a good pear. No idea what they taste like. I don't think you'd like it. Really? Why? It's a weird fruit. First of all, it's like gritty. Like when you bite it, it's like a little –

it's not like biting into an apple. It's crisp, but it also has like little grits in it almost. I thought pears were more like wet. Pears are wet. They're wet too. Mangoes. Mangoes are wet. I like pears.

I'm sure – I don't know. now i can't think of i can't stop thinking a pair of nuts i was about to get them maybe we should have you try a pair i'll try a pair all right i'm sorry yeah let's get off because i just i keep wanting to slam dunk hey oh future danny and antonio and jt here quick announcement um we are going to be dropping knit wear sweaters true ugly christmas sweaters knitted designs they're going to be great um we're dropping those a little bit early before the rest of our christmas drop to ensure that you guys get them in december we got this design this design let's make it let's make a little weird for jason jason just do some of these oh oh some of these some of these jt

throw something gotta get some keyframes in there now just pop them up but yeah make sure to order them now so that they will ship to you by december and you can wear them and be nice and cozy for the christmas season oh all right let's get back to it do you hear la has a fruit fly problem yes so does and they're and they're fighting flyer with flyer so that works better in my head but basically they have a they have a fruit fry problem and god damn it talk slower they have a fruit fly problem say fruit fly problem three times fast go fruit fly pop fuck fruit fry pot fuck fruit fly problem fruit fly problem fruit fly problem he's saying he's saying flute fry which sounds like a cookout where there's like you know people playing the flute

either way to combat these fruit flies emphasize they are dropping from the plane from a plane oh 250 000 fruit flies per square mile per week for six months millions of infertile fruit flies they are dropping so that so so so that all of the fruit flies that are infesting the area mate with these infertile fruit flies get shot up with blanks and don't reproduce yeah why is that the solution to every problem it's like let's double it and give it to somebody else like what i mean what's the return on that uh like extermination i don't know but it's over a 60 mile area and it's 250 000 per week for six months millions of infertile fruit flies millions Is that the solution to the problem?

Also, imagine you're just in a beach in L.A., and you're like, look at that plane. You're like, oh, my God. What is that black mass? Supposedly, it has worked before. Show me where. I think they do it with mosquitoes. Oh, no.

Yeah, they're still around, too. That's true. Mosquitoes are still here. They're still around. Life finds a way. Yeah, because there is a problem, because if one fruit fly mates with a fertile fruit fly, the woman, 500 eggs.

This is a thing that is a quarter of an inch big, by the way. What if the scientist- Oh, less. Way less. Less than a quarter of an inch big. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. A quarter of a centi? I'd say probably half a millimeter or a millimeter.

That's too many. I don't know. 500 eggs. Too many, too many. And now what if the scientist fucked up and dropped a fresh young buck batch? Oh, it's over. Oh, no, no.

Now you've created the apocalypse. It's over. The flute fry apocalypse. The flute fry. The fruit fry. The fruit fry. We're calling them flute fries now. Wait, do they fry fruit?

I feel like I've seen. No, Danny. I feel like I've seen so many, all different kinds of fried things in America. Oh. Do they fry fruit? Were you, did you think he was asking if the flies themselves? That's when he fucked up again. Yeah, I don't, I was like, what?

It's like, oh yeah, they all form one mass of a hand and flip a fryer. I've never, I don't think I've ever seen a fried. Dude, first of all, you could fry ice cream. I don't even get that. And it's good. It's fucking good. It's good. It's really good.

So if you could fry ice cream. You guys have had it? Yeah. Is ice cream melted? No. How is that possible? The outer layer is a little melted, but the inside is still cold. I don't know.

It's magic. I don't know. Wow. But it's solid. It's not soup. And it's really good. It's so good. Whenever you fried anything, it's really, I don't know, it's just making it a donut.

Right? Because you're covering it in dough and frying it. So it's just a donut is surrounding whatever item you're making. Yeah, and so imagine a warm, delicious donut, and you bite into it, and there's ice cream inside. No, it sounds really good. Cold ice cream. It's all about the juxtaposition of temperature. This is like four big words of sentences.

Sorry, I'm a big word man. Also, donuts need holes. What we're talking about doesn't have holes. No, they don't. Boston cream, babe. Yeah, boom. That's an argument, not a donut. You're going to be hard-pressed against the city of Boston there, bud.

Oh, yeah. Also, it's like the best donut. Yeah, it's like the best donut. It's a really good donut. So that means I'll reason with them. I'll say, hey, Boston, you got the best undefinable thing currently, but it's not a donut. It's more like an eclair. Oh.

Right? It kind of is, yeah. What is a beignet? This is the 30th big word today. No, I think it's like a fried. It's like a donut-esque thing. It's popular in France? You know, going back to eclairs real quick.

Sure, please. My mom had these eclairs in the fridge, or in the freezer, actually. These frozen eclairs, so good. And just popping them, boom, boom, boom, and we're all eating them. And I think I ate the last one throughout the box, and then she went in and, like, saw another box of them and took it, popped it. This one had icing on it, though, or the chocolate icing.

Ate it, bit into it, pig in a blanket, or whatever. A little hot dog roll. And you'd be surprised, man. A little hot dog roll. My mom ate a frozen little hot dog roll. Oh, my God. She must have been mortified. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

She must have been mortified. Imagine thinking you're biting into a dessert, like a sweet, sweet treat. Frozen pig in a blanket. Frozen hot dog. Dude, I'd shit myself. Pig in a blanket is not right, right? Because those ones aren't fully covered. Yeah, you'd be able to see it.

What is this one? Pigs in a pillow. It was basically a mini corn dog. Basically. That sounds pretty good. Okay. How similar could they have possibly looked? I tell you, it looked like, they're both, these are all frozen, so they're like kind

of frosty and stuff, and it looked like one without the chocolate icing on it. That sounds like a nightmare. Look, you could argue whether you can make this mistake or you can't. My mom did, so. I mean, her first problem was that she was dumpster diving for eclairs. Dumpster diving? You said you threw it out. No, no, no, no, no.

I thought she was going through the trash and was like, oh, someone forgot one. No, no, they're lost. Sweet treat for me. No, my whole family had been eating this. There was literally a package of frozen eclairs in the freezer. I'm picturing J.D.'s family just sitting around the freezer going one at a time. No, it's more like throughout the day. So you pop in and eat one of these.

They're really fucking good. And then, yeah, after I eat the last one, throughout the box, I guess my mom thought there was another box of them in the freezer and went, oh, look, more. Okay, okay. Why don't these ones have icing? Why is there a hot dog on the box? It's a lot of questions should have been asked first. Yeah, maybe you could ask her that story in the Picky Moms podcast.

She'll probably hate that I told that story, though. No, I'll have to ask about her now. What Patreon goal is that? 700. Oh, okay. Okay. We get 500 more minds. We'll be right there.

200-ish away. 200-ish away. 200 and change. Yes, for sure. I have a question for you guys. Oh, I love JT questions. Because this put me in an awkward situation the other day. Love awkward situations.

So I'm driving, and I was with my friend, and I saw a punch buggy, and I punched him. And I said, punch buggy, yellow. I also did a banana slap for the record, which is where you see a yellow car. Oh, you doubled down? Yeah. The punch buggy was also yellow? Punch buggy, banana slap. And my friend just said, what the hell was that for?

I was all of a sudden in this situation where I went, number one, was this something only my family did? I have a question for you guys and a question for the audience especially. You guys know what Punch Buggy is, right? Absolutely. And Banana Slap. More rare, so I would understand if they went, what the hell was the slap for? But I was mind blown that someone didn't know what Punch Buggy was when you see a Volkswagen Beetle. So now you just punched your friend for no reason in the car?

And said Punch Buggy and a color. It was confusing, really. Well, I think that's one of those things. Like, this is how the game grows, you know? You punch somebody that doesn't know about it, and then you tell them, and then they punch somebody that doesn't know about it. It's like a virus. It spreads. I think that your friend should read a book.

That's what I think. Because I think about it. At some point, you didn't know that, and you were punched. Oh, I must have been like three or four when I didn't know. Also, at some point, the first person didn't know that. I think it was a mistake. It's like someone just really wanted to punch someone. What was that for?

And you scan the room real quick. Oh, punch buggy. You never heard of that? Also, punch buggy, is that a name that came from... They're called Volkswagen Beetles, right? Where did punch buggy come from? Was that because someone... That came from the game?

Kirby fully loaded. Herbie fully... Is that where it came from? No idea. Made that up. I like that movie. Danny Fact. Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan driving Kirby? Furby? Herbie. Herbie. That sucks. Yeah, anyway, I wanted to ask the audience, because maybe people in the comments will be like, no, I've never heard of this either.

And maybe this was, I don't know, maybe this was more of a local thing than we thought. I don't know. Perhaps. Probably is. Probably is. Also, I mean, punch buggies are less common now. So if you're in an area where there's punch buggies everywhere,

that's rough. True. yeah like you couldn't play in like london isn't that where they're popular the buggy car is in london they love fucking small cars they do love small minicoop right it's also them yeah they love a minicoop yeah it's like what are we what are we doing naming our cars mini and small truly actually the minicoop is so british that the taillight has a british flag in the back that's actually cool detail yeah i actually like that a lot i like it the minicoop is what my mom drove when she floated away

down the... Oh, yeah. By the way, oh, yeah. The last time it rained so heavily that there was flooding everywhere, my mom got caught

in one of those, like, up, like, flash floods. In a riptide? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got caught in one of those flash floods on a deep, I guess,

expressway. Her car just started, you know, mini-coupe just started floating away. Damn. A little floating. I didn't know they float.

You know how mom's panic thought she was dying, called everybody. Like, mom, you're not dying. Don't get out of the car. I mean, Don't get out of the car? You just let it happen?

I don't know if you can. I don't think you're supposed to get out of the car. What did she do? I didn't ask. She had to have gotten out of the car. You have to get out of the car. At some point, you get out of the car. You're not just going to wait until the water starts to rise in your vehicle.

No, the car was floating. It was like a little boat. But was it seeping in? I don't think so. Eventually, it would have been. Wait, so they're fucking airtight? They float? In Austin Powers, it was a submarine.

Oh, that's true. So I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't there. I didn't get the details. But the car died. Is this an exaggerated mom story? If your car starts filling up with water, you should get out of it.

That's true. But it wasn't. But it wasn't. Also, when it starts filling up, I think you can't get out. Yeah. You got to wait until it goes to the bottom. Until it's full. But it was floating.

So if it's floating, that means it has air. It wasn't because it floated away. Like, it was floating. So you can only float with air. Right? I'm calling my mom. You know, if you're driving and the water level is, like, really high and it's over your exhaust pipe, that's fine. as long as your car's on

because it'll be blowing out bubbles and kind of getting the water out. As soon as it gets in your exhaust pipe, car's over. But not if it's on. Hey, Mom. How you feeling? Tiny, tiny bit better.

What's up? Okay, that's good. We're recording a podcast and we're talking about how your Mini Coupe floated away. Oh, jeez. Yes, it did. Can you explain?

They have some questions because they don't believe you. They think you're lying. Who? Danny. JT and Danny? Yeah, Danny thinks you're lying. um so basically i um i made a turn on and it started the water started rising a little bit

at a time like but then at a certain point it just went so high it was like by my door and the water was gushing like a river so that's terrible i yeah i didn't know what to do so first I tried to climb out of the window, and then I'm thinking, that's dumb. And then I'm like, freak it, I'm opening up the door. And I opened up the door, and there came the water, and I just went out. It was like up above my knee, and I just walked to the side, and I had to walk at least a block just to get out of that water. God knows what muck I was walking through.

It was horrific. So water didn't get into the car? No, it did. Why didn't you open the door? Water didn't get into the car. My whole engine was done. No, but I could still go through. So when you were sitting in the car while it was hitting you, like the water.

No, no. When I was sitting in the car, no water got in until I opened up the door. Wow. These mini-coupes are pretty airtight. Oh, yeah. It was great. No water got in until I opened it up. It was insane.

All right. I was thinking, how is this water not getting in? That's what, yeah, that's why they were calling you liars. All right, Mom. Thank you, okay? Yeah. I'll see you soon. All right.

All right. Call my mom a liar against what fucking happens. I don't like this impression that you're giving your mom. Call my mom a liar again, see what happens. We didn't call her a liar. In fact, the first thing I said was, she definitely got out of the car. You said she just stayed in there. You acted like she floated across the Atlantic and then got out.

She was afraid that it was going to float over, but you thought water was getting in. Well, again, you said that she didn't get out, no water got in, and she floated to safety. That was wrong. I never said the word safety. I never said the word safety. But her trying to climb out the window, psychotic move. I know she can't do that. Yeah, but also, if your car's on and the water level's up to the exhaust pipe,

it's fine if your car's still on. Yeah. Once you turn it off and it goes in, it's a problem. Right, right, right. Because when we put the jet ski in the water in the trailer, we go into the ocean halfway all the time, and the back of the car is fully in the water. But then why did her car stall?

Well, I mean, also, it sounds like it was fucking in the engine. I've seen people try to go through a deep puddle, and then they go halfway through, and it goes... I'm sure there's a certain level where it's a problem, She said it was in her engine and shit. The car was floating. That's different. Also, if you're parked, or not parked, but just because the car is on,

I don't think that stops if it's above your exhaust pipe. You have to be moving and revving it. Yeah. I've been on like an excursion, you know, like in a jungle type place. And you get into this big truck, and you're in the back of the truck, and they're taking you to some place. and i've been in those trucks and they have legitimately driven through what seems like a lake like just they just take it through toyota rav4 i'm in the back like holding on for dear

life and they're just like driving through a huge body of water slow or fast pretty fast yeah because if you drive fast through it the tires like toss the water out of the way you have to go really fast and you might make it yes and on some cars like the the hummer hummer there and some jeeps their exhaust pipe are like up and over the driver's seat as long as it doesn't really get in the exhaust pipe you could be okay like a little snorkel i know my mom always tells me that whenever there's snow she goes make sure you clear out the snow from your exhaust pipe yeah because then you can die yeah yeah it's not like if you're heating your car up and your exhaust pipe is backed up into snow then it's essentially like putting a tennis ball in there

yeah your car gets filled with carbon dioxide or whatever monoxide monoxide monoxide yeah yeah not great probably fall careful in the snow snow's coming careful in the snow snow's coming it is coming

I don't want it it was hot immediately cold yeah there's about a week of that's what we get we get a week of fall a week of spring

and then fucking we went to spring we skipped over winter no I'm saying in the whole year we get a week of fall a week of spring and then 25 weeks

of summer and winter like the fall and spring are slowly being eradicated yeah global warming's a myth for sure though it's just it's just like summer boom winter no i know the the seasons are getting much more extreme but also

i'm okay with no snow did we get snow last year not really no we didn't really also i'm not okay with no snow neither oh you skiing like the mountains will still have it even without skiing first of all the the the quality of snow on the mountains that i go to has drastically decreased because there's no snow because it allows to be fake which the fake snow sucks regardless Regardless, I'd say even if I didn't enjoy snowboarding and skiing, oh, nice, a white Christmas. You don't like a white Christmas? Are you serious right now?

I like a Christmas where if I need to get to where I'm going, I don't need a shovel. So I'll take no snow. I understand. Too much snow, I get. That's a little much. But just like even what about a dusting of snow? You don't even really have to shovel it, but it looks nice.

It's really arguably even worse. It's like, why even be here? It's like having one drink instead of getting drunk. It looks nice, though. It's nice to see the snow fall. What snow sticks? It's just wet now. You wake up to a blanket of white.

No one's even stepped in it yet. There's no footprints. It hasn't slushed up yet. It's not a beautiful sight. Love that. I'm glad you all get to go, oh, this is so beautiful. I go, ugh, damn it. That's my exact reaction.

Why don't you just do what every other person who has a house does and just wait until some fucking 15-year-old rings the doorbell and give him like $15? All right, Captain Moneybags. Yeah, give them your $10. It's like the whole life savings. Give them $10. No, you can't give them $10 because who's going to do a good job on $10

and you have cars in the driveway? You don't want any more scratches on your cars. It's a good point, I know. Thank you. Houses without driveways, yeah. like your parents house like that's a nice house to do it

because you got a path you know I was their I was their their child so I did it oh oh no

everyone send him prayer cards like what's wrong who cares good job you did good it's tough it's so hard

it's a tough racket gravel's hard to shovel but I doubt you shoveled the gravel it was definitely just the path why would I shovel the gravel

because I know you just shoveled the path it's like four feet four feet you shovel also why would you shovel the gravel no you wouldn't

I agree but like complain about four feet, you shop. Also, if it is really that much of a problem, just buy a snowblower. Doesn't the neighbor have one? Just say,

here, I'll give you 10 bucks for me to use it. Yeah, he helps out. I wanted to create an Uber for snow shuffling, but it already exists, so that's why I didn't make it. When?

A couple years ago. I was like, what about Uber for snow shuffling? Also, very seasonal app. I don't think the app's doing well. I don't think it would do well under my leadership.

You would transition to like that now. It's yard trimming. Well, yeah, that was my other idea. Keep that on the hush. I might still do that one. Sorry, my bad.

I have great ideas for that, too. That one exists, too, and it sucks. It could be an all-in-one app, I'm saying. Seasonal app. I had Uber for Driveways before the app came out. Just didn't know how to execute it. I love that every app idea that anyone has is Uber for X, Uber for Y. It's really just like ordering and renting or something like that.

But yeah, there's the Driveway one, and it's been successful here. I guess it's really more Airbnb but Driveways, I guess. It's really more that. It already exists, Airbnb, for pools. Yeah, had that too. Had that idea as well. Swimly. Although I don't think it's really...

I just don't think that a lot of people want other people to be partying in their pools. Now, people are peeing in your pool on the daily, right? Yeah, and it's just... An upkeep on a pool is just terrible. And you can't trust... And the insurance on that, like... Renting a house, people could, you know, bite the dust. Renting pools, your odds of someone biting the dust in that pool are going way up.

I don't know how that insurance works. if you own a pool also it's you have to own a pool because you want to because trying to run it as a viable business it's just it's just not gonna work actually not worth it yeah fill it up put a basketball court rent the basketball court probably make more oh yeah yeah for sure also then you do have to like let them into your house you know like what if they need to use the bathroom oh they're gonna use your pool but yeah they have to oh no you gotta poop no you don't do that you If you actually are renting it, you put on a little porta potty on the side or one pop-up thing. You don't let anybody in the house on top of that.

You're crazy. Then you're just having friends over. Or you're just having strangers over. That's what it is. No, but I'm saying if they have to go into your house too, no one drives. I know the people that come over and they don't fucking dry their feet. Fucking buttholes. This man looks like he's pissing all the way up to his room when he comes out of the pool.

But if they give you money. He does. For that. for that. Well, that's the difference, you know, I don't know. It's fucking these guys. Bad business.

What about Uber for, I don't know, what else could we make an Uber for? What genius app idea do we got? Okay, here we go. It's one of these today.

TM's, TM's all around. Uber, what is TM's? Trademarks. Okay. First of all, Uber for groceries was the best thing they ever did.

It exists already and it's fucking fantastic. Oh, it is nice. And now they just switched to Uber Eats delivers alcohol now. Because they had to hop on that because why they were so behind that beats me.

Beats me. But then... They have an Uber for cleaning probably, right? Yeah, for sure. For like a maid service? That was the first thing probably. What is it? I got to fucking...

I mean, that's kind of what maid services have been forever. They just put it into an app. Yeah, but I mean, taxis have existed before Uber. The point is putting it into an app where you could go, oh, this guy is 20 minutes away from me. That's what revolutionized it. That's what makes it a billion-dollar company. See, this is the...

Do you think they had the same problem back in the day when, let's say, electricity was first invented or, you know, the first potato peeler was invented and it's just like a rusty fucking knife? Do you think back then they also went, God damn, everything was really invented. I don't know what to invent. Do you think they had the same problem? Maybe. Maybe, but also, like, in a way, it was. That's what I'm saying. Like, they didn't have a phone and intranet to be able to make that happen.

So they did invent everything. So I think if we need more inventions, we need some overarching thing, new thing, that allows for more inventions. You know what I mean? Yeah. Probably like AI. Yeah. Is there an Uber for a very basic level handyman, right? I got a hole in my wall, 40 bucks, this guy who's a couple minutes away comes in, patches it up.

I still think stuff like that. Just call a plumber. I still think stuff like that is a little too, like, people don't trust handymans and estimates you get from stuff like that. Yeah. Also, there's no way to do that on an app because, you know, you go, you plug this in. Oh, my sink's leaking. What the fuck did I just say? Sink's leaking?

It's hard. Say my sink's. Oh, my God. Your sink's leaking? My sink's leaking? Say my sink's leaking four times. My sink's leaking. My sink's leaking.

My sink's leaking. My sink's leaking. Oh, you said sink's leaking. Yeah, but I gave him four. You got three, though. He got three. He got three. So what was that?

What did we mess up there? Sinks leaking. Okay. So my point is, on the app, if my sink's leaking, and it says, oh, yeah, 150, and then he comes in, and the sink is leaking, you know, the price, it's impossible. You don't know the price. But that's why I specified it's got to be, like, real low-level stuff. So hole in the wall, put up a TV, install a TV fucking mount.

So just, like, almost like rent-a-dad kind of thing. Yeah. It's like just rent-a-dad. Yeah, because there's a lot of people out there who don't have dads or who don't have, you know. Handy dads. Handy dads. Don't have carpentry gifted dads. Yeah, yeah.

That kind of worked. Rent a man. Rent a manly man. Rent a dad, we'll call it. Rent a mentally dad. We'll call it Uber for dads. Huh. I like that.

That's a good one. It's hard to put up a TV by yourself either way. Put up a shelf, put up a TV, fix a hole in the wall. Basically anything just fixing drywall. doing it, like putting a screw in or fixing drywall because there's a lot of people who can't do that. Honestly, this sounds like just YouTube. Just look up how to – just YouTube it.

Dude, every time someone – I say I'm going to do something and someone goes, oh, do you really know how to do that? It's like, YouTube knows. Don't worry, I'll figure it out. It's like there's nothing you can't do anymore. You. There's nothing you can't do. YouTube it, like literally.

Dude, even like pretty basic car repair, you can pretty much look up your make and model and year and everything for your car and like for all the basic stuff it's on youtube yeah also winter's coming if you have any problem with your car on a really cold day throw a boiling pot of water at it it fixes 99 of the problem i i swear to god i swear to god i think you're gonna ruin the paint no no no no i'll do a cup do a cup of hot water but i'm telling you it fixes i don't know why it fixes every problem not inside the car more like a mechanical like my door lock didn't work once through a fucking

a whole bucket of hot water on it. Wait, but why did you do this the first time? I was explaining. No, but why? How did you know this? Oh, because I tried to close my door and it wouldn't latch because the lock was...

No, I understand that, but why did you then go, I have an idea. I'm going to throw a boiling pot of water at it. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. The genesis of the idea. Yes. Right.

It's three generations back. It's one generation. It's an old Prisco family secret. It's one generation back when my dad was like, he got stuck in the snow somewhere and the car stalled and some guy

pulled up on the road while my dad was trying to work on it for a while. The guy pulled up on the side and went, just dump a bunch of hot water on it. Fixed it.

Where did your dad get hot water? I think they peed on it. That's not nearly hot enough. That's not boiling. It's not. We came down from boiling a while ago there, Captain.

Listen, we're at hot. Damn, we got in here. We're at hot. I have only ever heard of boiling water on a car for if you have a dent. You get boiling water on a plunger.

Throw that boiling water on there, stick the plunger on the dent, So you're saying that, and I'm getting made fun of by saying hot water, boiling water fixes most things. You could fix a dent with it. You could fix a dent with it. That makes sense.

What's so different about it? Because it softens the metal, and then you can pull it out. Yeah, and it expands it because it's hot. The dent makes sense. The frozen lock makes sense. Anything else doesn't make sense. Any actual problem. No, no, no.

Throw hot water on it. I promise. Flat tire? Throw boiling water on it. Throw some boiling water on it. You never know. Well, I'm sorry I'm giving you great problem-solving things. Do you carry kitty litter in your back, your trunk?

I do. Yeah, he does. I remember seeing it there. Yeah. You do that trick? No. Stuck in the snow? If you get stuck in the snow.

Kitty litter. Four-wheel drive. Does it just, like, works the same as if I carried a bag of dirt, too? I probably, yeah. Yeah, probably. Wait, no, I think it's something, doesn't kitty litter absorb moisture? Isn't that the point? Yes, you're right, you're right.

That's a better point. Okay, yeah. So it's like very salty, probably, and gritty. Yeah, yeah. It's dirt. Don't eat it. The salt absorbs the water, I think. It's salty, delicious.

Litter itself is pre-poop, so you can eat it. Yeah. It's probably chemicals. I'm glad you carry the pre-poop litter. You don't take it from the cat. I hope you don't get, yeah. I don't know. Have you ever seen a super advanced litter box?

It's pretty cool. Self-cleaning kind of? Yeah, it rotates, scoops out all the poop, drops it in the bin, and then now you have a new cat. And now you just need a little robot to take that little bin and push it outside or something. The future is great. Now. The future is nigh. The future is nigh.

Or, or, fix all that? Don't get a cat. Yeah, no. What a problem solved. Don't get a cat. Just don't get a cat. You can train your cat to shit in the toilet. There we go.

That's true, actually. my dad told my mom the other day that if she died he'd get a dog oh and i think she was offended by that i don't know why would she be less offended if he was like yeah i'll just get another one of you i'll just get you twice or what would she be more offended by she obviously doesn't want a dog right i think i think she doesn't want him thinking about her dying maybe that could be it also i think maybe she was thinking wait like have you always wanted this dog? You know, one of those?

To me, what he said is only bad if she's always wanted a dog. He's like, yeah, I'm going to wait until you die. Because if she doesn't want a dog, and he's like, respectfully, I'm not going to give you this burden, so I'm going to wait until you croak to get the pup. That's nice. Very presumptuous of your

dad. If. That's true. It's a contingency dog. When. In two weeks, I'm getting a dog. A week ago. We could definitely go. Okay. Tell them where to find you, JT.

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