Picky Boys Podcast - The Worst Birthday Party Ever! - Picky Boys Podcast #148

Episode Date: February 21, 2021

Today Antonio, Jt, Chazz, and Danny discuss different rating scales, the best ice cream flavors, flexible self-stimulation, eating each other to survive, and the worst birthday party Danny's ever been to! Enjoy the episode and comment below the worst age to have a birthday party. Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Chazz - https://www.instagram.com/chazzwins/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

And when they go to the bathroom, he's putting laxatives in their drink. Newborn? That, no. Like newborn? Excuse me? I could put my legs behind my back, or behind my neck. What's a qualm? You guys, you guys are...

I think it's a fruit. Here, take this and spit directly on the cake, right in the middle. Drink, chug, sleep, the pain away. Repeat. Repeat. Woo, woo, woo! Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast! Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

Time for another installation of Danny's Drink Review. Alright. Last time we did Truly Seltzers. No. No. Oh, Michelob seltzers, very bad. Gave it a 2 out of 12. 2 out of 12, Danny.

This one is the Michelada, but mango and chili. Yeah. How about you get the drinks that anybody would actually try? I would actually buy that. That looks good. Oh, my God, JT. That looks good. Mango and chili?

Michelada, traditionally, tomato juice and beer. Smells like vomit. Oh. It's like gazpacho. Oh, very good. Now, you can first sip. I don't. Drinking pizza.

It smells like vomit. It tastes very good. Pizza is different. One bite, everybody knows the rules. You can probably do it. One sip of a drink is never a good indication. By the way, can we talk about how Dave Portnoy says one bite, everybody knows the rules, and then consistently takes 10 bites before he gives his review?

Well, that's how you know it's good. Several slices sometimes. Dude, Chaz finished a beer before we had the opening. Chaz is flying No, this is pretty good I give it an 8 out of 12 8 out of 12 is pretty high Why are you doing it at 12?

It's such an inconvenient 7.5 out of 10 As long as it's even No, 6.6 out of 10 We don't do it at 10s here Yeah, but now we're doing a 6.6 That's a lot of work 12 gives you the extra 2

12 gives you the extra 2 step Because on a conventional 1 to 10 system 10 is should be very rarely used you know right it has to be

perfect to be a 10 there's no difference though and I and I that's a good point and I feel like I feel like some things

deserve a 10 but there should be something that almost goes past the scale and that's the 11 and 12 that's really dumb well

luckily you're not making the scale so shut the fuck up Dave Portnoy also says 6.6 is not dumb because Dave Portnoy also says that any like

You give an even number like that, like on a zero, it's a rookie rating. Rookie rating. Rookie rating. You guys haven't even heard my rating yet. I'm saying out of 15. Oh, that's a good option, too. An odd number. Even dumber.

That's a good option, too. Now we got fives. I could make a 10, and it's still not that great. So you guys could all suck it. That's a good point, because now you can go by fives. You basically have a bad, medium, and great section within itself. And it's many grades inside of other little grades. Which you could also do with 10, but sure.

no one wants points I would take a test wrong with a point I don't understand the problem everybody it's human instinct to love whole integers who doesn't love who doesn't love whole integers

I mean I like whole integers I don't know if I'm part of the majority here I appreciate whole integers first of all mixed numbers suck those are stupid they're unnecessarily confusing Whole integer crew right here. I'm with you.

I got you. Nothing wrong with the decimal point. As most boys did growing up, we all had a rating system for girls, and it went 7.5, 8.5, very common ratings to give out. You know what else? 6.5. Being rated a 5 to 7 isn't that bad. But it is.

But I feel like it's not that bad. It's still above average. It's above average, so I'll take that anywhere I can get. But the thing is, nines and tens are – it doesn't exist. It's on the TV. They're unicorns. I think people don't understand that. It's like, oh, I went home with a nine last night.

I guarantee you couldn't have been in a place where a nine was. No, that's not true. It's like a liberal nine, though. It was probably like an eight, but you haven't seen them. Wouldn't nine just mean you're in the top tenth percentile of attractive women? You're going way too math here, but yes, I think so. That's literally what it means. Especially for attractiveness.

This scale is outdated, antiquated, and dumb. First of all, there's a whole bunch of reasons. To accurately articulate a scale of attractiveness, you'd have to at least go to the second decimal point. At the very least. Like 8.82? Yeah, yeah. There is no way you can do that with – what do you have if you just go by first single points? Do you have 100 numbers to choose from?

I think, yeah. That's pretty – No. I think you definitely keep it to the 10th. Wow. I don't think you have to get more specific than to the 100th. I think you're reading with too broad of a brush. But I can't picture the difference between someone who looks like an 8.82 and an 8.81.

This is a nuclear physics. You like vision, I suppose. Their nose is like a tenth of a degree more straight. Or it's like they managed to trim their eyebrows that day. That's not even natural. These are the things, you know, the human scale of attractiveness is so incredibly complex and articulate, and we have to reflect that on our scales. I don't agree with that.

I don't agree. And we have to reflect that on our scales. The fact that we belittle ourselves, most people belittle ourselves to just whole integers and halves out of 10. I feel like that's rookie. I mean, how can you put a human being on a scale of 10 and halves? It just doesn't make any sense. You know why you round it up to integers?

you can't do exact points because it's almost like an average everyone's is different we could all four of us look at the same all four of us could look at the same person

and all give a slightly different answer and that's why it's wholes and halves because we all have we have to average all our answers which by the way

it could be like I think it could be more than slightly different I'd say some cases it's like two point difference what I would find attractive and you would find

she'd be an eight to me and a six to you or vice versa that's why the people that's why the people get so caught up on oh I need to date a 9. I need to date a 10.

I'm not going to even talk to this person because I don't consider her attractive enough to be an 8. Even though, if you actually finally bagged a 9, all your friends could be like, oh, she's a 5. And you go, what the fuck is happening? Also, to be fair, really, if we're actually charting

attractiveness, we should also be charting on a graph. It should be the x-axis is attractiveness and the y-axis is personality. And that truly, where they intersect, that's the real number. I can't fuck someone's personality. Yeah, that would take too much time. You need another.

You get to know them now? Yeah, I don't want to know them. You need another graph for how long you've been in it. That's the real number. And on that scale, we can settle for the 10-point scale because together they provide a more accurate reading. The government needs to give you a grant so you can get a team together. Yeah, you got to be in a lab. These are very, I mean, there's whole quadrants of that graph, by the way, that are untouchable.

What does that mean? The bottom left quadrant, you don't want to go. So if they're, you know, the bottom left quadrant would be anyone below a five on both attractiveness and personality. So what is that, like a newborn? No. Like newborns? Excuse me? Like newborns are fucking ugly as shit and they have no personality.

I'm not going to hang out with a newborn. Well, I mean, I didn't think we had to put the memo out, but the attractiveness rating is over 18, Antonio, first of all. Oh, I didn't know. But, no, there are plenty of people who are below fives and then below five on personality as well. And those are sad people. I mean, at least the people that – I would like to think the people that we're friends with,

at least maybe what we lack in image. Here we go. What we lack in physical attractiveness, we make up for in the fact that at least most of us are pretty funny. Not on someone else's scale who's rating us out of 20. and also like there are plenty of people who

I think there are people who think we're funny and I think there are plenty of people who would hate us yeah we'd be below five on the that's just

and that's the way the road that's life you can't appease to everybody you can't appease to the unappeased so fuck them fuck them

you know what happens when we appeased World War II that's what happens appeasement that's a story that wasn't us I mean

yeah yeah yeah us? us, Europe everybody appeased the appeased Germans who had already committed these atrocities once and then we said

and then we said whoa what's happening we're giving them too much stuff and then before you know it boom before you know it the pangers are rolling down Poland it's all over it sounds like Danny's been reading books I haven't been reading books

let me tell you another thing I haven't been reading books but I do want to change the topic what is your favorite ice cream flavor cookie dough vanilla bean What the fuck? Vanilla bean. So just vanilla?

No, no. Are you talking about a Haagen-Dazs flavor? No, no, no. I'm saying a lot of people who know, know. Vanilla and vanilla bean taste different. If a restaurant says we have vanilla bean, that's a good one. That's a good one. So you're talking about like a more artisanal vanilla.

Yeah, it's just better. It's just vanilla. They're just giving you vanilla. They're saying they're putting beans so they can charge you more. That's fine. I'll take it. It tastes better. And give me a cold spoon.

You're crazy. What is this? These out-of-the-dishwasher warm spoons. Fuck them. No, you want to easily glide through the ice cream. I don't want ice cream soup. Give me a cold spoon with my cold ice cream. Oh, my God.

It's so good. Hot, hot brownie with cold ice cream on it. Ugh. Combination. That's good. Temperature combination. Everyone could go for an Alamode. I actually...

What do you mean? What's a cold spoon? I want a cold spoon. How do you even... First of all, they sell specific spoons on Amazon that are for ice cream that use channel your body heat to the spoon so that you can get the effortless glide. I'm not trying to fucking Johnny Storm

this fucking spoon. Who wants to pick Axe ice cream? I'm not eating snow cones. It's ice cream. If I could scoop into ice cream. If you're eating cold ice cream with a cold spoon, that's not an enjoyable experience. You got a bent spoon then, buddy.

It's perfectly fine. It's not frozen ice cream. What's your favorite flavor? Ice cream is absolutely frozen. I actually found out, the reason I asked this is because I found a new favorite flavor. What was it? So I used to think it was cookies and cream. Classic flavor.

Love it. Oreo. But I recently had Ben & Jerry's mint cookies and cream. I love mint ice cream. I love mint ice cream, but the chocolate chips don't really do much for me. But mint cookies and cream, I mean, it's just so amazing. I had it the other day. Not the other day.

Probably like three weeks ago. It's so good. Mint ice cream sucks. Mint ice cream is my favorite. It's disgusting. I don't like when mint's added. to other things, man. Team left side.

I'm not that big a fan of mint in any context, but ice cream is just different, man. It's so refreshing. It's so good. Mint's my favorite ice cream, for sure. But you know what? It's even better than just plain ice cream. I don't know, man. Go to Baskin Robbins, get a Reese's Sundae.

They put candy on it. They dip it in peanut butter and put whipped cream and chocolate syrup. I think that ruins it. If I had an ice cream sundae, you know, like a banana split or whatever, that shit, I would say, okay, give me a banana split, but no bananas, no sprinkles, no chocolate syrup,

no cherries, and just give me the ice cream. Then why get a banana split? Then why even go through the effort? Because I want them to know my disdain for banana splits. It's going to cost you like five extra dollars. I will pay the money for them to know my point. Just ask for the ice cream. I will say this.

I also love sundaes. I think it's fantastic. It's this mixture of goodness. Who wants to be reminded of a Sunday? Call it a Saturday. Well, that's besides the point. But I will – They're spelled different.

It all sucks. Yeah, they are spelled different. I don't give a shit. I will say this. It's supposed to make your Sundays fun. It sounds too like it. Everybody who's ever made a Sunday for me looks like they want to kill themselves. Yes.

And I don't know why. No, that's important. That makes it taste better probably. You need that kind of person. They add that kind of love to it. Their happiness is being fed in. It's contingent. Dude, that's why you ever see some new hires for a Sunday place?

Those are the most happy people in the world. Give them 10 years pumping their happiness into these Sundays. Yeah, you know Eddie's Sweet Shop down the road? Right. It's like the people who work there, first of all, I think they still get paid like 50 cents. That place is like, it's a very old school looking like old candy shop. Like, I don't know. How do you get that job?

You know? Still handed out heat. Didn't one of you guys work there? No. No? Just avid connoisseurs? Just big fans? Not very big.

People we knew worked there. Oh, okay. You know, just creaming in the cream. I didn't mean one of you guys. I meant like someone in the group. No? In the group, no. I don't think so.

I mean, I don't know why I thought of this walking into the room when I was going to sit down. Then Danny started off really hot with the ratings. But I was thinking, do you think, I have two questions. Number one, have you guys ever actually attempted to suck your own wiener? Yes. Yeah, of course. Attempted?

Yes. Like, have you got, how close did you get? Not that close. Was it like your legs were up in the air, you were on your back, or you just tried to bend over like you're sad? Both. Both? No avail? Okay, that was my first question. The problem is when you lean forward, your groin goes in instinctively.

Right, it's like yin and yang. When you go to lean forward, it comes back. So it's pretty hard. I definitely could have as a kid, but I never tried. What does that mean? Like gymnasts? Yeah, yeah. I could put my legs behind my neck as a kid.

What does that mean? That's enough to suck your own cock. What do you mean behind your... Lift your legs up and put it behind your neck. Is that enough to suck your own cock? I don't know. My face is literally in my groin. Oh, then yeah.

Like you were foreheading it? Yeah, but I was just doing it because, I don't know, you were kidding me. It was cool. You wanted to stare into your butthole. Yeah, yeah. So my point is, okay, now that we have a base of embarrassment, my next question is, do you think girls have ever tried to do that? Well, they don't have a protruding eye.

Right, right. But there's a lot of gymnasts could really – I've seen it. A lot of gymnasts could get – excuse me? I've seen it. What does that mean? I've seen videos of that. Yeah?

Yeah, for sure. I feel like if we've tried to do it, girls have definitely tried to do it. Granted, the barrier of – Some girls can. Exactly. The possibility barrier probably has stopped a lot of females from trying because it looks like we would be able to do it more. But I definitely think some have attempted.

Well, yeah, that was the thing that really limited me when I was young is that – The vagina? Is that I could get there. I could almost get there, but the thing is I would never actually be able to suck it. It would just kind of be like a, you know? Right. Just like a lick. There would be no sucking going on.

Not at all. It's just not possible for me. Would a licking have done it for you? Would you have satisfied? No, because that's just. Lazy. It is lazy. Yeah, just get a wet napkin, flip it around.

But even with a sucking, like, I don't know. even if I could I would never even attempt it it's not like a macho thing I just that dude you know how fucking disgusting

it must be to suck a dick how much it must literally suck yeah I mean you're probably right but to be fair if I was in prison and some macho man

came over and said yo I suck my own dick I'd be like okay that guy's pretty scary macho man Randy Savage that's true supposedly there was one of our friends said

that he used to know a guy who did it as a bar trick okay I wouldn't want to go back to that bar he would say I bet I could suck my own dick for you know

a loose cigarette and they would be like I don't believe you and then he'd fucking whip it out and start sucking if someone came up to me and said I bet I can suck my own dick I'd believe him what's he losing

why's he losing that bet you gotta know how to introduce bets like that you have to know how to introduce into a conversation it didn't seem like he was very suave I'm rehashing a story I'm not gonna do the masterful ways of introducing there's certainly

a masterful way of introducing something. Don't stop calling it masterful. It's not masterful. Well, let me finish, please. There's certainly a masterful way of introducing a topic into a conversation that you actually want to talk about. That's certainly a masterful way.

You didn't let me finish. But there certainly is a masterful way to do that, and his masterful way just happened to be talking about him sucking his own dick. That's not masterful, then. Yes, it is. Why is it not masterful? I'm saying, just It's just the way to weave in these topics into a conversation.

There's no way to bring up sucking your own dick organically. Then that's why it's masterful. No, that's wrong. But what you said is masterful. I picture it more like, man, dude, I haven't had any in a long time. I just want – I really just want my dick sucked tonight. But, like, I don't think anybody in here will do it. You know?

I'm just going to do it myself. I bet you I can do my – I bet you I can suck my own dick. Give me a cigarette. I bet you I can suck my own dick. See, you're already starting. Way better example than what you gave. And there's many other ways to do it. I mean, I don't even want to give an example.

You said he would just come in by starting that saying he could suck his own dick. Well, again, I was rehashing the story. But I'm saying the art of introducing topics into something, it's a masterful art. You could say, hey, you hear about Marilyn Manson? He got two ribs removed for sucking his own dick, supposedly. Even that would be so out of left field. That's still off-putting. I think that's still off-putting for real.

If I'm smoking a cigarette and some guy... I don't know, 30 years ago, you're in a bar, Marilyn Manson, I don't know. Whoa, 30 years ago? If the news just came out? Sure. Potentially. All right, so it's only Massville 30 years ago.

No, just that one line. Very specific. And only like the week or two after, by the way. The point is that introducing topics into conversation is an art. It can be. It's like weaving in, it's like sewing or crocheting or something. You're taking something you want and just slipping it in. It can be, but then there are some people that just go,

you see this piece of topic I want, and just shove it in there. Shove it down your throat. Hey, that works too sometimes. But I guess they don't get a free cigarette out of it. True. Also, can he do it? Did he do it? Yeah.

Like, succeeded? Yeah. Oh, that bar, man. Is that bar still open? Or is he still a hire? Dude, that's disgusting. What's the address? What is that?

That's disgusting. I'm going to go call the place. I'm going to make sure that place gets shut down. I mean, I don't know if the man's still alive. I don't even know his name. Oh, it's a mystery, man. Have you heard about this guy? One of my ex-girlfriends told me

there's this guy going around New York City. What's it called? He's going around New York City, right? And he's taking girls on Tinder dates. And when they go to the bathroom, he's putting laxatives in their drink and then taking them back and then eating their shit or something.

I swear. That's logical. I don't understand. How long can someone realistically get away with eating shit, like laxative-ing people and eating their shit. I feel like for a very long time.

But don't you die, I'm saying? Don't you get sick? No, no, you don't die. You just get like... No, that's eating people, isn't it? No, no, no, no. You're talking about the rash? No, no, no.

Mark Norman talked about it. He ate a girl's ass and he got like, whatever the disease is. Oh, the ass and mouth. Right, right, right, right. You just get like sore and your mouth sores

and redness and puffy. No, Mark Norman happened to eat a stripper's ass, you know, that wasn't too clean. I'm saying if you're eating these people's laxative shits, which is cleaning the pipes, there's something

probably not in there you're supposed to ingest is what I'm saying. I don't think you'll die. I think you'll die. I think you'll die. If you do it enough, I'm saying.

Like, I doubt it was one done date. It was probably, this guy was swiping right on a bunch of females and getting a lot of laxatives at CVS is what I'm saying. He was on his kink shit, bro.

He was on his kink shit. Bear Grylls would just eat elephant poop all the time, but I think that's different. I mean, I would assume, also, did he boil it? Like, what did he do? Boiling crap?

To do what? I'll just get rid of the water. Did he grill it? No, he just stood underneath the elephant. No, no, no. You know members. He would just steal elephant poop. See, elephants' digestive systems are really bad.

There's still full nutrients in here. Just eating piles of shit. Bear Grylls didn't have to do all that. But there was nuts and berries in there that looked sort of new. Almost. So he's just, again, bare-handed. He's not even washing them off. Of course, Bear Grylls doesn't have to do all that.

But Bear Grylls doesn't have to do anything. He doesn't have to drink his own piss. That's why he's Bear Grylls. Sometimes you have to do things that you don't have to do just to become the person that you are in people's eyes. I'm sure that episode would have been just as fine without him eating the cheese. No.

We wouldn't be talking about it right now. I've seen that clip on YouTube. What else? Nothing on that episode got through the, you know, the barriers. The YouTube barrier. But Bear Grylls eating shit, that'll do it. I think Bear Grylls should stay away from my family and my elephants. And your toilets.

And my toilets. You're just not extreme enough. You've got to get more extreme. I think that's it. Maybe that's it. Could you do it if you're on a plane crash, right, and somewhere in Africa you landed, and now you're about to die of starvation,

and you see elephant poop, and you go, I remember what JT said about Bear Grylls. I remember what's happening. Yeah, no, no, because this is too many sources now. I don't believe your story. Just go watch the episode. No, I'm saying, I mean, yeah, if I saw, like... So he's just barehanded grabbing from poop to mouth?

Honestly, I would... I'd have to rewatch it. I guess, yes, because you told me, because I knew the information, maybe I'll siphon through this elephant poop, but I would just walk away from it if I saw elephant poop. If I was truly starving, I would try to eat sand. I'd try to eat anything.

That wouldn't work. I don't think he was even starving. He wasn't even, like, hungry. He was just snacking. He was making a point. Yeah, he was almost like, the point is I can eat this. No, it's not like the episode would then show him going to the hospital. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you know, you just gotta, whenever you're, like, you always think, oh, I wouldn't eat that, even if I was starving. But when you're actually starving, things start to change real quick. Yeah, your friends start turning into hamburgers. Like, oh, this is weird. You think that happens? You know, like the cartoon? Like mirages?

Yeah, but of someone talking to you and they turn into a steak and shit. I wonder if that actually happens. I don't think it's that vivid. I think it's just like dreams in and out of consciousness. That in turn would make it pretty vivid. If you're daydreaming, literally.

Yeah, but I don't think they actually have like awake hallucinations of it. I think you have no idea. I think you'd be very surprised. Even the people who like crashed in those mountains who were eating people were like absolutely repulsed

while they were doing it even though they were completely starving. No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying that now that's making this an enjoyable experience. I'm saying does it just happen in general? Like you just, one morning you're talking and you're a cheeseburger now because I'm just losing it. I just wonder.

I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so, though. But maybe. I don't know. What do I know about starving to death? What do you know about starving and being on an island? I don't know.

I'm just saying if I woke up one day and Danny was gnawing on my leg because he was like, oh, a chicken leg, I'd be a little frightened. And I'd believe him. That's fair. Well, yeah, of course. It has nothing to do with what you were just saying. Yeah, of course. It has something to do with it.

In those situations, would you rather be the person who dies or the person who eats the person? And then maybe has a chance of getting rescued. How do I die? Selfish man. What did you say? How do I die? Starvation.

There's like, you could be the first half of the group that dies of starvation or the second half that eats the first half and then maybe has a chance of getting rescued. I mean, obviously, if you're not killing anybody, obviously, you want to live. That's fine. but you think that imagine being in a scenario where it's it we we did every single option everything's drawn out nothing's left and now we're drawing straws to see who we do eat that's when it gets a little dicey you know yeah that's when it gets a little dicey first of all and certain people if they got the short straw no matter if they uh agreed not going not doing it

who would who would be like yeah you guys don't we're square oh i mean i feel like that's a little unfair you know it's like that's i don't know i don't think anyone's gonna be like would you i mean that's how it is no no no no i don't know i don't believe so what's the point of doing it just so that just if i thought that other half knows who to gang up on and kill yeah but the other half is gonna fight back so the same like oh my entrails are all out so the same thing happens anyway yeah that's what you're saying sure there's a little bit more i don't i don't think it ever i don't think it ever really happens i think the i don't because i don't think everyone dies at the same time. I think they wait for

a person to die, two people to die, and then it happens. Yeah, if the person's dead, then eating them, very low qualms about that. Low qualms? Very low. Personally. Saute him some peppers and onions. Almost none, actually. I mean, it would truly,

truly just be wasteful. I mean, really, it really would be. The thing is, when you talk like that, you border on the line of, I would kill them. The line gets border it gets blurry because when you're like i would happily eat this man happily no no qualms no problems to eat this man to live it starts if he was already dead i know but then it starts bordering on what's what's the pushing what's the balance line that is the balance almost dead

no no that that is the boundary the boundary is if they are alive or if they're not that's the boundary it's it's very simple very clear i hear that i just i i'm a little surprised by no no I'm saying it gets blurry when you just there's no problem I don't know is it really that bad the person's already dead they're dead it starts to get a little blurry the psychological trauma of eating your friend

is yes you would probably not want to do that of course the psychological trauma of eating your friends would be horrible but this is some qualms so there are some qualms what's a qualm

I think it's a fruit No, it just means, like, reservations. I think that's a cum squad. It means, like, reservations. But what you're saying, you're thinking about it like we're doing it right now. Yes. If these people are dead and I am on the brink of death, you have to. You just have to.

No one's disagreeing with that. No one's disagreeing with that. And you certainly shouldn't say, oh, but they're my friend. They're dead. You definitely should. You definitely should. This is where the bordering on murdering someone I can see. In fact, it would actually – I would hope that if I died, again, if I had already died, I would hope you guys eat me.

That's the – I'd hope you'd try to survive at least. The thing I could do to honor you most is eat you. Don't try to turn yourself into a hero. Yeah, I don't know. Absolutely. You're trying to be a hero. If I died on the mountain, again, died, not being murdered. if i died on the mountain happily happily eat every everything eat it all native americans man

let nothing go to waste let nothing go to waste make it make it like a little purse out of his kidney exactly that would be more disrespectful you'd have to use use my bones and my hair and my skin use everything to figure it out turn them into a placemat yeah a bear rug yeah figure it out and i'd want you to do that truly i'd have some qualms that's all i'm saying there'd be a lot of Come quads. Listen, we're all in agreement here. We just don't agree about the qualms. Yeah, we're so definitely qualms.

The qualms aren't adding up. Well, again, I'm ridding you of any qualms. If I'm ever dead on the side of the road, fucking eat me. Wait, wait. Now you're like, hold on. On the side of the road, I'm like, oh, damn it. If I ever die, eat me. Make sure nothing goes to waste.

Why are you roadkill now? What happened to you? Make sure nothing goes to waste. I'd probably call an ambulance first. Danny puts it in his will. Don't do it. Danny puts it in his will, and now we're like, God damn it. What if Danny did have a fortune, and he's like, there's one stipulation.

You have to eat me to get the fortune. No, the thing is, it would work if he put it as the last step. Like, you already went through all these such, such annoying things, and now the last step is to eat him. That's the only way it would work. If it's the first step, I don't care that much. Well, you know, supposedly they smoked Tupac's ashes. Yeah.

That's the classic, his friends, his crew. That's the classic story. Do you think that's true, first of all? Probably. Actually, I agree that's true. And no offense to Tupac's crew, if you guys are still, whatever's happening. That's fucking weird. That was really stupid.

I don't think so. I think it's pretty stupid. I'm like, it's stupid. You get a lot of ashes. It's a little stupid. You get a lot of ashes. And most of it's like the coffin anyway and shit, at least in most cases. And they just took a little bit and just sprinkled it on a joint, just symbolic.

I don't think it's that stupid. I don't think so either they were taking the whole thing ashes and like we gotta ingest these somehow or another then yeah it's gotta go and they're perfectly healthy to eat too yeah but in a milkshake

my strange addiction episode she ate her husband's ashes like fun dip I don't know if perfectly healthy is the right word perfectly healthy would mean nutrition not dangerous to eat I love my strange addictions man that show so great

they show somebody going smoking and it's dangerous on its own in a lot of cases so they always got something going on a team shows up films them nobody tries to help them not there's barely any systems they say hey go to a doctor and they go and they go i'm gonna do this anyway i remember when i was a kid uh here we go when did elf come out movie elf not sure either way whenever whatever year that whatever year that was i think yeah 2005 6 something like that uh we went to a screening it was a kid's birthday party it was a screening of elf and a horrible snowstorm so it was already like a pain in the ass to get there so all the parents were upset and when we got into the theater all hell broke loose i mean just because it was a private

theater people started running around popcorn getting thrown everywhere and then one kid we know who um he decided to take extra large full entire soda opened the thing went right behind the birthday boys who was who was desperately trying to watch the movie like intently he was watching the movie first row full soda directly over his head they're crazy people and and so that started just a war of soda and popcorn and the whole thing the whole thing went awry and someone spit on the birthday cake it was like it was a it was a vile vile event have you ever had something like that happen to any birthday party you've been to no i know what he's saying like this is weird when you're a kid there's like there's this weird um i don't know like it's

part of your brain you don't think about like consequences or sometimes like empathy and you do weird shit and the kid who dumped the soda ended up being you know uh a u.s marine so it's like that seems that makes sense yeah you know it's it's just it's strange it's strange it's strange how that path went you know I don't know or you know it makes sense because that action seems to be something that's very much against authority

yes also you telling that story makes me think about just the poor sad cheeto fingered teens that had to go clean up that theater it's like popcorn everywhere soda everywhere I'd probably quit the spitting on the birthday cake was really the

big doozy you know how everybody blows the cake and everyone just goes no so after so after so after so the birthday the birthday child um he he tried to get his retaliation and he was just he started going on a muck just just just running and you know you know what's funny with kids is that oftentimes when they get you know when they get something done to them they don't attack the person who did it they just start they just go on an equally evil tyrant easiest target so they did so he didn't do anything to The kid would pour the soda on his head and then started to make enemies elsewhere.

And so one of those enemies, while we were doing it, while we were counting down the birthday party, Happy birthday to you. And then he just said, here, take this, and spit directly on the cake right in the middle. Just hawked the loogie. That's pretty ballsy for a kid. Was this kid just inviting all the kids who hated him to his party? What is this party? Again, it was just younger.

No, no, it wasn't me. But there was another thing that happened with that same birthday party. My mom got him a $25 gift card to Toys R Us, and then she called us four days later and said, Hey, I went to Toys R Us, and they said there was only $20 on here. Do you have anything to say about that? As if we had used the $5, and my mom was like, it must have been a mistake. And she was like, I don't know if I believe you. Like, first of all, what are we buying for $5?

You're lucky we came to your fucking Satan-ridden birthday party, you dumb bitch. That's a little, that's a little, fuck that, fuck that, mom. It was the birthday party from hell. First of all, if I'm the mom in that birthday party, I would have considered that whole year a wash. Like, this whole thing's a wash. Try again next year. Yeah, we'll try again next year.

We'll reshape. But I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, the mom, and probably chalk it up to the fact that maybe she had to pay a bunch of money because we trashed the theater. Or maybe she was just upset in general. But, yeah. Tell them where to find you, Mr. Ryan.

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What age did you have The worst birthday party It's a lot easier It's just a number i would say eight all right seven yeah six it would be really sad if it was anything above like You