Picky Boys Podcast - The Worst Way To Eat Cereal! - Picky Boys Podcast #387

Episode Date: August 10, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 700+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's podcast, Antonio, JT, Jason, and Danny try cereal-flavored sparkling water, then discuss ticker tape parades, how you're supposed to eat cereal, calling someone your own name, the battle of the Dannys, and why the boys don't want to see videos of your kids and dogs! Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Shop Our Summer Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ NEW STUFF IN DANNY'S LAB! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

Welcome back to the Picky Boys Podcast! We're back! We're back! We're back, we're back, we're back! We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back! I feel like we're getting back in the flow of things after our 13-day record-shattering sub-a-thon. Yep, yep, yep, yep. I'm just putting this here, just leaving that here. You gotta flex, you gotta flaunt. No, I'm not flaunting, I'm just keeping it. It was already here when I got here.

I don't know if someone put it there for me, my trophy for winning the entire thing. I don't know if that was already... My trophy for winning just every single moment of the... No, well-deserved, well-deserved. I'd have a ticker tape parade if I were you. What is that? Yeah, what's that? It's like what sports teams have when they win.

I have a question. Why couldn't you just say parade? Because that's called a ticker tape parade. But what's the ticker tape? It's like, I think it's from Wall Street. They used to print out bets on ticker tape. And then when the Yankees won or whatever, they would throw the used ones out, and it's like confetti.

You can't use ticker tape in your explanation of what ticker tape is. That didn't help because I don't know what that is. I feel – I just – It also sounds like he's saying Tigger. I just explained it. You said – Like Winnie the Pooh? You explained what a ticker tape braid is using the word ticker tape.

I don't know what ticker tape is. Is there a C or a G in this word? It's a C. Oh. It's like a Wall Street – like a ticker, like a stock. Okay, second question. Do they still do that? Yeah.

That's what it's still called. I doubt it's still on the ticker tape. So they don't do that? Well, yeah, but it's one of those things that's like – It's tradition that's passed over. That's what it's called. I'm not just going to reword and rewrite things because you're not comfortable with the definition. You could have just said parade, and I want you to do it the way I want it.

That's not what it's called. Nobody says the parade. Everybody says the ticker tape parade. So is the Thanksgiving Day parade the ticker tape parade as well? No. Why would it? No, because there's no Wall Street people throwing out the ticker tape. There was no Wall Street for this.

well it's just any that's a great parade for you there is no there is nothing none of this is for you why you don't get a parade you just don't know no one cares enough to go to go block off a street you told him he should have a parade well i i understand that it was a joke and now you're trying to make all serious no you you don't get a parade you don't parade for you you couldn't get the nypd to shut down the block for a parade that'd be kind of a block party That would be kind of fun. That'd be kind of cool. They also actually say that in New Orleans, you can get your own parade.

Did you see that? How did I do that? You just pay some guys like $100, and they'll have like a marching band. That can't be real. There's no way. Jason, can you look? All right. There's no way you can hire a band anywhere for $100.

It might be a little more, but that's... No, I need to know the price. But that's like their... $10 a musician? That's their shtick. It's like, we'll just walk down the street with you and make your own parade. Is that a ticker tape parade? No, that would not be a ticker tape parade.

How much? Jason's not here, by the way. How much is it to throw your own parade? And then I'm going to go New Orleans. Yeah, it's got to be New Orleans. Wait, so is New York City, that's the only place you can have a ticker tape parade? No. Any championship team.

You said it was on Wall Street. Well, that's where it started. That's where ticker tape comes from. It's so much. $1,500. So a parade permit, which you need, costs $200. and then escort fees to go through it like to go through the streets is 384 dollars and then this is pretty cheap and then brass bands can range from 650 to a thousand dollars that sounds

like a hundred dollars a little a little there is not one part of this a little more than a little more than a hundred dollars but you'd be hard pressed to find that rate for any parade okay in any other city so it was like minimum a thousand it sounds like just that's no that's just for the band you need the oh you're saying minimum it's like 1200 if you want a good one it seems 16 i mean listen again you can't throw a parade for like that in new york city for 16 50 it's probably right how much is it to to throw a block party i don't really know i think you have to know a guy but i i think everybody on the block has to agree no i think you need like 60 percent you can you can democracy over power these 40 don't want it well you can't just have

one Scrooge. Sure, that's a good system, actually. Yeah, you can't just have one Scrooge. You like cereal? Yeah, just bring it out. We don't have Jason to go to. Alright, chat, I was scrolling through Target and Scrolling?

Well, actually, yeah, strolling. Strolling through Target, and I saw this. It's upside down. Which immediately caught my eye. It's a gigantic skull with cereal spooned crossbones. Okay. And it's Liquid Death, the famous seltzer company, just straight up seltzer water.

And this is a cereal-flavored sparkling water. And it's official collab, right? Official collab with Fruity Pebbles. It's called Cereal Criminal. So this is a Liquid Death Fruity Pebble-flavored? So this is sparkling water that is supposed to taste like cereal. We can't say Liquid Death because we're not, no relation. We can say Liquid Death, Liquid Death, Liquid Death, Liquid Death.

Now, he's going to appear. First things first. Obviously, the one jarring thing about this is that it's water. Right. Have you ever had cereal with water? Because some people do. Well, when you're real down. Yeah.

And you already poured the cereal. It's a desperation move. Desperation play. That's an insane move. I tried it once. And I just, honestly, I don't know if I'm bad for this or not. I couldn't even give it to, like, the dog. I just threw it out.

I was like, oh, it's inedible. You can't just eat the cereal dry? That's worse. That's way worse. Worse fate. Oh, that's my desperation move. Check the fridge, we're out of milk. All right, cereal in the bowl, take the spoon.

There we are. You check the fridge, you are out of milk, and then you poured the cereal? Yeah. Desperation calls for desperate measures, brother. I'm talking about when you pour it into the bowl, and then you go to the fridge, you're like, oh, shit. So you need to try. No, yeah, I get that. I was hungry.

I'm saying checking the—why not just eat it out of the bag? I don't know. It feels more like a breakfast. I don't know. It's more of an official breakfast if I'm eating it out of a bowl with a spoon. Have you tried it with orange juice? Oh, my God. What?

No. Apparently. Oh, actually. Apparently. Fruity Pebbles, maybe? No, I wouldn't say Fruity Pebbles, but like a Frosted Flakes with orange juice. It's just like an extra sweet orange juice with crunchy. Didn't you guys eat that already?

Maybe. No, I think it was a regular Corn Flakes. That feels like, you know, I've never met one of those people who's like, oh, well, it's all going in the same place anyway, so just put it all together. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It is. It's very stupid. That's what my grandpa would say, yeah.

It's like, yeah, so that's why... Yeah, no. It's like, I still don't want to eat mud, grandpa. It's like, all right, so put your brownies on your pizza, then. My main concern is this is going to be too watery. As in no bubbles? Oh, no, there will be bubbles. Wait, what?

Well, it's just like, I like the creaminess of milk with cereal, but you can't carbonate milk. That's like the number one rule. All right, yeah, so if that's the expectation, I'll tell you what, this is not going to be creamy. also it's not cold enough danny didn't put it in the fridge it smells like fruity pebbles it's fruity pebbles on the nose fruity pebbles on the nose 100 oh my god i haven't had fruity pebbles in so long this is bringing it right back glass of ice good move can you get the color let's see a color test oh it's definitely gonna be clear that's sure color oh spilt a little color test it's clear as expected looks like oh is it a little pink that's what i'm wondering i'm actually

I might be seeing a little colors here. Is it a little pink? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was seeing it through the floor that do the table. I thought it was a little green. Now I'm realizing I was seeing it through the background. Yeah, right. That's your problem.

My problem. Right. All right. Fruity pebbles, cereal, fruity pebbles, fruity pebbles, liquid death. Whoa. Well, oh, oh. Yeah, you go. I know.

I see it on your face. The very beginning. Oh. Yeah, no. Oh, N sucks. We're going through a journey. We're going through a journey. You have to keep drinking it.

Oh, it's a good marketing tech. You have to keep drinking it so you keep getting the Fruity Pebbles. Once you let it in your mouth, I don't know what that is. I'll tell you, the first sip, the first thing that you taste is strikingly like a Fruity Pebble. I saw him light up completely when he... This is really, really good. I know you like it, yeah. I'm surprised.

Wait, what's your guys' problem with it? It tastes exactly like Fruity Pebbles. Stop taking a sip and just let it sit in your mouth. It's like old Fruity Pebbles towards the end. It's like Fruity Pebbles in water. That's what it tastes like to me. That's probably it. This is very good.

It's shockingly good, though. This is one of the first times where we tried something and we're like, oh, this is good. Yeah. It'd be better, obviously, if it was creamy, like Danny was saying. But I wasn't expecting creamy because it's water, obviously. I mean, like a cereal, just a cereal milk Fruity Pebbles would be delicious. I don't know. Because you can't carbonate milk.

I don't know if this would be better, Creamy. Also, is there any carbonation? There's carbonation in this. Yeah, I have a good amount of carbonation. I feel like I'm not getting any carbonation. Maybe from the can. Hold on. Oh, vastly different experience.

Try it from here. Wow, really? Oh, yeah. That's just Fruity Pebble water. Oh, that, whoa. Vastly different experience. I think you had a bad pour. I think you lost a lot of your carb.

I think you lost your carb, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, actually. No, I like this more. That actually kind of sucks. I also don't like carbonation. This is just shocking to me, though. I thought there was no possible world where this was good. I never understand how, like, when you look at the ingredients, how they can make this taste like this,

because it's just carbonated water, agave syrup, natural flavors, citric acid, and stevia leaf. Well, once they throw in that natural flavors, I feel like... Yeah. That's everything and anything. Only 15 calories. Recycle or die. They're an intense company, aren't they?

0% juice. I don't know. I wasn't expecting juice. I don't know where the juice would come from in Fruity Pebbles. Oh, I guess it has fruit in the name. The Fruity Pebble juice, JT. I said Jason. Okay.

That's fine. Jason called me Jason the other day. Dude, that is so crazy. Well. I'll bring that up in a second. Okay. Well, I'm going to say this episode of Picky Tries is a success. Picky Tries?

Yeah, we can work on that. That's not great. no this is good this is solid i don't know if i would buy it again though honestly no probably not but it definitely is a worthwhile collab and pretty funny yeah when's the last time you had cereal a very very long time i haven't had cereal in so long which is sad kind of my when my brothers were younger my parents used to have it all the time and i would like maybe go sneak a bowl of frosted flakes or a cinnamon toast crunch but then they stopped having cereal so then i I'll buy cereal.

I think one day we use cereal for a video of some kind, and I just finished that. That was probably the last time. That was the last time. Last time. Within the month of the next video Danny makes, it's going to involve cereal, just so we can have cereal. I would love to have some cereal. JT? That wasn't protein cereal or, like, that safe cereal.

I'm talking about real cereal. I eat the magic. You ever had Magic Spoon? I like Magic Spoon. That's a good one. I like that one. Not an ad. Not an ad.

Not an ad. They sponsor a ton of YouTubers, though. That'd be a great sponsorship. No. So, no, I'm talking about real cereal. Nah, it's been so long. Can you have real cereal? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

My favorite, honestly, I have a weird thing because I do like the sugary cereals and the cereals that's just like cookies for breakfast. I love that. It's about to be a whack. But for some reason, the really, really bland ones also haven't appealed to me. Like, I like straight Cheerios and straight Special K. Mad good, dude. First of all, everybody knows if you're doing Special K, you got to do the vanilla almond flavor.

Nah, it's too much. Dude, if I'm going to go sweet, give me like the cookies or the Fruity Pebbles or give me like something crazy. Well, it's supposed to be like a slightly sweet. I don't want that. I want bland or incredibly unbelievably sweet. Dude, the Cheerios poll is like such a toddler poll. That's what it is, bro. No, but the problem is Honey Nut Cheerios are so good.

No, no, no. Now you're going slightly sweet. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Pour the sugar on me. I know, I know. Pour some sugar on me. I know, I know. I'm going to go sweet.

I know I'm going off form, but I'm saying brother, like you would go. And as you, as an, as a man, as a, like a person,

as a man child. Yes. Like you would go and buy just plain Cheerios. So good. It must be something about the mouth feel. It's gotta be something about the brain. I think, I think it's,

uh, I think that the, the peasant Irish potato farmer in me, just occasionally, like I do like just incredibly bland. I'm just eating a potato. Right. That's all we have.

that's all i can eat and then i do also like the i mean to be clear you're you're you're not you're not that so what i was that but when you want your answer my jeans when your ancestors be like bro eat the the honey nut cheerios why are you eating a potato i think if my ancestors were given something like that they'd probably die of shock right i'm talking let's say acclimated ancestors not just we go back there when they were eating potatoes for 46 000 days yeah don't you think that your ancestors who only ate potatoes so their bloodline could live maybe they want jt of now to have the sugary honey nut cheerios instead of plain old no i think i think now they want me to have like the cookie crisps or like yeah the the fruity pebbles or the what's

the chocolate one cocoa pebbles cocoa pebbles like i think that they would want me to have that not oh we we add a a tablespoon of sugar to this completely bland food i think it was honey but yes yeah that sucks honey sucks honey's not great this guy doesn't even like a frosted mini wheat that is maybe one of the worst cereals ever created they're so tasty they're crunchy do you like regular mini wheats oh my god that's way worse how would that it's bland i don't know no it's bland and crunchy which is like kind of a weird thing bro you love eating dry ass ramen noodles that's like the same thing it's like eating a wicker basket totally different it's not even close to the same it is like a wicker basket i i cannot believe anyone on earth

likes mini wheats and i'm shocked at the the percentage of people which is high it might be over half who say they like it it makes no sense you don't like eating a milk-filled burlap wicker sack no it is wicker it's delicious and sometimes you get an extra long one that's very good yeah That's the worst one. You get two to get together. It's like, wow. It's like, wow. But you got to get the frosted ones.

The regular ones are insane. I bet you guys like grape nuts, too. No, I do not like grape nuts. Don't we me. Let me speak. I don't want to be included. I wouldn't be your friend if you liked grape nuts. But I do not like grape nuts.

In fact, I'll go one further. I don't know what that is. It's how he doesn't like fiber in general. I don't mind fiber. Who's that? I don't mind fiber. It's the thing that makes Danny poop. I don't know what a grape nut is.

I know it makes you poop. Yeah, I don't know what a grape nut is. I also know it doesn't have calories. What? Well, it's because everything in, it's supposedly like you're supposed to be. The point is fiber passes right through you. Actually, half of fiber has a little bit of calories, and then the other half doesn't have any.

I know you can subtract the dietary fiber from the sugar. Yeah. Yeah, and it just works. That's math. So, during the sub-a-thon, we're going to do a math thing, by the way, with you versus Chaz. We're going to do a math thing. That's going to be a big deal. I'm so excited.

We just have to. It does not have to be done. It definitely has to be done, and we will. But during the sub-a-thon that I received my birthday present at, Jason, I guess on day 10, Jason's not here to defend himself, but jason and during like day 10 got frustrated with jt or something and our minds were melding so much that i was calling chas chat chat chas we're all doing that jt was jason but jason himself looked at jt and called him jason yeah by his own name crazy move and that is something that

i don't think i've ever experienced anybody do ever like i've had you know i've heard stories of oh someone's mom called their kid by the dog's name because you're just screaming something but never like that would be like jt knocks over the can i'm like antonio come on yeah it sounds ridiculous like that's like i've never heard of that ever before yeah and i wish jason was here so i can make fun of him properly but i know his answer was already like oh things were just things were just the mind was getting crazy but even at that point i don't know how that happens yeah i also i don't even think it was as deep as day 10 i don't think he has that excuse he doesn't i think it might have been early on the subathon like day three legitimately day three

would be too early i don't think any day out of the 13 is really an excuse for that but definitely sub day seven would be a problem for me yeah i don't know i don't know if i think this is an as an egregious crime as you guys think it is. Oh, my God, Danny, it's insane. Have you done this? Have you called someone Danny? No, but JT and Jason, they both have that big old J in there.

Which is why it's perfect for if you do it or you do it. But I've never called someone JT. I have never called Jason JT. That's an insane thing to do. No, I get it. I mean, it's definitely... I don't know. I don't know.

No, defend it. Defend it. I'm just saying it's just a mistake. called someone danny before no i've never called anybody danny daniel what about someone named danny i i tend not to fraternize with people that are named danny i would there can only be one i believe that like if we met someone new and like we really like them it was like oh hi my name's john oh my my name's philip oh hi i'm danny danny be like oh yeah we'd be inviting him to hang out and be like you sure about that guy i don't know i don't know you know it's just something

with the name danny you don't you don't trust those one of us has got to change right i mean you can't no you'd be danny too oh god he would hate being called danny too yeah but that's why or we would just keep or we could be you could keep danny and we would just call the new guy cooler danny do you see yeah yeah i don't know this is why he doesn't this is why i don't fraternize with danny it's it's that it's that fear of that nickname he could just go by dan near daniel or no we're really whatever he wants what if he has danny on his birth certificate oh that's a good question because he definitely has a better right to that then but i'm also grandfathered in here where in if you if this person came into this group of friends i feel

like i've cemented my foothold as danny right but but it's his actual birthright well you can't you can't deny him a man his birthright i think you i think you can oh he's gonna go game of thrones people people with who are named the nickname can't have a nickname of their own honestly maybe if you were born danny you might want to what people maybe if you were born danny you might want to go as something else like a nickname like oh i'm dan or daniel or big d because you can still call that person you can still call that person daniel no no yeah you can't lengthen it no no no you can shorten it you can't yeah on his like you don't get a longer nickname as a nickname it's like someone's actual name is john like you don't call him jonathan yeah yeah i guess

so you gotta shorten it that's why it wouldn't be a nickname it would be a a name yeah he would have to pick either dan or knee i guess he would have to pick oh he could go by the latter half of his name yes go by knee what if you're dan and he's knee me that's fine that's my friend these are my friends dan knee that's that's fine that's on me i think it'd be funnier if danny was just What if I got my name legally changed? Then you couldn't deny my right. Then he's got, he has seniority. He's grandfathered in.

Yeah, he has seniority. What the hell is this? He does have seniority. He does. I do truly believe if we met someone super cool and his name was Danny on his birth certificate, Danny would then go change his name to Danny. Oh, Danny. Are you kidding me?

Danny would plot his murder. Yeah. Well, after that. Maybe I'll just change. Maybe I'll change. To Dan Steel. I think you'd have an identity crisis. Was there an S in there?

No, I haven't picked out the name yet. Wait, didn't you just say, maybe I'll change it to Daniel? Isn't that your name? Well, yeah, but that's not my name. That's not what I go by. Oh, I thought you meant on your birth certificate, you would change it. Like, maybe I'll just change it to Daniel. No, no, Daniel.

Maybe I have to do that and go back to my roots of Daniel. I think if you get this opportunity, I think you should just go by D. I think that's cool. D? Yeah. A-O-D. That sucks. I don't think that sucks.

It's also a girl's name It's too close to Always Sunny Well, not D-E-E, but yeah Yeah, but when you say D and when you say D, it's the same thing I call Jason J, you know It's a little different, I think Also, Jason calls everybody Jason He has no right to his own name, frankly

He doesn't have a right to his own name, it doesn't even matter This guy's name is fucking James Yeah, no, no He's deflecting He's deflecting yeah you got no one really even knows that you got two first names that's cheating do you even do you even would you even respond to james yeah for sure because in in school the teachers call me james because i was too shy to correct them oh but uh yeah every time someone asks me what

jt stands for i go julius timber bottom timber yes different thing every time is everything it's tiberius one time just testicles timber bottom is good you like timber bottom it's a good name julius timber bomb timber bomb there's some wild middle names with the t's bro tiberius and that's what i said i'm saying that's like a crazy name like have you ever met a tiberius no i live in the 2020s isn't that a type of dog not siberius nope that's siberian nope no yeah siberian husky right oh tiberius that sounds like a dog's name tiberian it's like a roman emperor but is it not is it not tell me not it's not a warrior that wears a wolf head over his helmet.

Oh, for sure a warrior that wears a wolf hat. It's definitely dog-related, I think, Tiberius. Well, I think it's because of the us. Like, us. Like, Maximus is kind of

doggy, too. Oh, sorry. First of all, Maximus, I don't think is doggy. Also, Maximus, very cool name. Whoever's name is Max, but their full name is Maximus,

that's about it. Yeah, but isn't their name usually Maximilian? Yeah, which sucks. That one sucks. Maximus is so much cooler than that. Yeah, but Maximus...

Yeah, yeah. I think it's hard to convince your partner to name Maximus over Maximilian. I feel like they just go, Maximilian's a normal name. But also, Max, very dog name. Very dog name. One of the most dog names,

I would say. That and Coco. Fido. Yeah, but that's not even a human name. Yeah, it's not even a person name. I don't even know what that is, Fido. What is that? What's that question? You know what's really bordering the line? So we're talking about dog names

that are also human names, but are really dog names. This one is totally like barely a human name but rex rex that's like 90 dog name 10 human name i like the name rex i think it's a cool name for a dog or even for human there's a few rexes out there i feel like certain names dictate your personality yeah and rex that is definitely one of those yeah but rex can only be a very very small dog name because it's funny because it sounds menacing you can't have a big dog name rex because i'd be kind of worried that's You can have a gigantic dog named Rex.

Yeah, but then I'm kind of scared of it. Why? Yeah, I'm scared of every dog. Well, I'm not saying you as me. If you have a big scary Resident Evil dog or whatever, the Doberman, you got to name that like Fluffy. Yeah. Or Mr. Cuddles.

That's so much scarier. It's like, oh, I want you to meet my dog. Yeah, send him to Mr. Cuddles. I'm like, holy shit. I don't want to go there. But if it's like, oh, send him to Tiberius Killerjaw. Like, all right, I get it. And then it's a little white Fluffy dog?

Yeah, yeah, come on. no i mean i'm liking i'm loving where you're going here but i don't know if i was i think it's also funny to subvert that expectation and then actually name the scary dog the scary thing i think if i was a secret agent and i was trapped by my adversary and they said send him to mr cuddles i i would be the most scared of that nickname i would be terrified of that nickname because i don't know what that is in any form and honestly sometimes small dogs are the scariest Not true. Not true in the slightest.

Not ever true, actually. Not actually. This is the most misbehaved. This is the Danny's fear of dog thing I've ever heard. Not scariest in reality, but scariest in personality. Those are, they're feisty. If a chihuahua came, you can always just kick it. Yeah, that thing is being punted through the uprights 70 yards.

That's so true. Field goal. Field goal, baby. Watch out for your small dogs. Treat them right. They are definitely some of the most misbehaved dogs. small dogs danny's afraid of having a napoleon complex and they don't even know who napoleon is yeah and that's how much of a true complex it is and probably the owners just like don't know

what they're doing this guy's owner shaming you hear that the guy's owner shaming these dogs also i think that's how you have to train it a little bit train it to think that it's a big mean dog i think that's just how they survive you gotta make it you gotta make yourself big and they sometimes you ever see a little dog really bark at a big dog and it scares them Yeah It works sometimes Or a small dog Scream at a bear

Some of those videos And the bear's like What the hell That's like a David and Goliath For sure Yeah That bear can do That's the second week

Of dog talk On our podcast That's true actually I don't know how None of us have a dog None of us have a dog You also had Your sister

You had a dog for like a week Because your sister Brought one Oh that's true That's true That's the dog That changed everything for me Yeah

That changed Danny's Perception of all dogs It really did Well Danny now It's so cute Well Danny now Instead of fear of a hundred percent of dogs he has a fear of a hundred percent of dogs still but he goes there's

a chance that i won't know that that that was some sometimes you just need some bonding time you know i'm like the dad who's like i don't want a fucking dog around the house and then i become best friends with the dog yeah and then you're up like at midnight you go down and get some food and you see the dog like talk you see your dad talking to the dog giving him little pieces of bacon exactly don't tell your mother about this don't tell your mother about the bacon i feel like i would actually care so much about the dog i'd be insufferable and show people pictures of my dog would you get small medium or big it has to be between small and medium i can't handle a big dog so would you um get a bag that you could carry him around with you like on the subway and

stuff i don't know i don't know if i'm gonna go that far okay you just have to be such a dog guy he'd be insufferable and then why just mean like you just need a little bit of product why just mean like showing pictures of dogs and videos like like you know nobody actually wants to see a video of your dog no no one wants to see honestly i'm gonna take it a step further no one wants to see any video of anything on the phone i hate when people show me a video watch this and now i'm just like just send it to me and maybe i'll watch it maybe i won't honestly but like making me sit there and watch your phone like a little phone slave don't like that we definitely don't want to see pictures of your kids definitely not i'd much rather pictures

and videos of the kids than the dog i i don't i wouldn't care an ounce about the dog but if like if it's like a seven second video of like your kids standing and walking like oh shit no i mean yeah i've seen it once seen it a thousand times you've seen one kid walk you've seen them all walk i agree with that oh does this guy walk different guess what no he doesn't some of them some of them have a little waddle to them i just think both kids and dogs are like always gonna be like cute especially if you're the owner of them so it's like really more of a it'd be more concerning if they weren't cute like this is just the norm i think everybody's dog is cute everybody's kid has cute moments that's true but not everybody captures them danny

it's true i'd rather just meet their dog i'd rather meet their both their dog and their kid oh oh my god i don't know this guy's such a dog blower i don't want to meet either i want that to be clear i'm saying if you're going to show me something and then he's here to meet an eight year old boy you just said you wanted to meet him well first of all eight years old way too i don't want to see anything too old are you about to say too old i'm saying like that is way past the like oh here's a cute video of my kid age like this that's a little human so wait what's your preferred range of kids and your preferred age jason would i'll just i'm just saying you're gonna show like right oh this is a cute video it has to be like when the kid is like

dumb right like when he's a toddler so danny danny prefers a dumb toddler on video this is a crazy wording of this but yes just like how I prefer a puppy as well as opposed to some like oh look at what my old decrepit dog did it's just a dog like throwing off a furball there's something like

you know magical about the newness of life and people like discovering you know whether it be a dog or a kid just like them discovering things It's like, oh, God, he got stuck in a shopping bag. What? You know, like, or a box.

Like, oh, look at him. He's stuck in this big box. Is this a dog or a kid? It could be either one, honestly. Sounds like the kid might be suffocating. Yeah. Is it plastic? No, no, it's a cardboard box.

Oh, that's good. This guy never had an imagination. He doesn't. He doesn't. He said a shopping bag. You did say a shopping bag. What do you mean imagine? I'm supposed to imagine you said something else?

Is that what I'm supposed to imagine? Okay, okay. Well, a box. To be fair, shopping bags aren't really plastic anymore. It's like that Target bag or that Stop and Shop bag. Oh, my God. Imagine a puppy caught in that. Dude, dogs freaking love boxes.

My dog, when we'd get like, you know, a big something, I don't know, a piece of furniture or whatever, a big box left over, he'd use it for like a year. It's a great, I mean, a good box is a good box. Good box is good box. We're getting the Invisible Chicken Caesar rap on the screen there. I think it's time to wrap it up. I am misquoted constantly on this program. Don't call us a program. We just sound like we're part of PBS or something.

Don't say it's misquoted either. It's perfectly quoted. Perfectly quoted. No, it's misrepresented. What is something else that we've misquoted you on that you have grasped? There's just so many things. I'm not even going to entertain them again. then i would only be furthering the cycle jt misquoting jt tell them where to tell them where

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