Picky Boys Podcast - The Worst Way To Rescue A Beached Whale! - Picky Boys Podcast #162

Episode Date: April 25, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Jt, and Danny discuss gladiator fights, getting hit with foul balls, captain's going down with their ships, truck drivers in therapy, and the time they put dynamite in a beached whale. Comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

You're both wrong. Wait, what did I do? Yeah, yeah. Draining down guts in like a three mile radius. A quick decapitation and then... Your accomplishment. Mine. Your accomplishment.

Mine now. Get a massage and then it's like, whoa. Three. Two. One. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. That was cool. Wow, that was fun, Neeson.

I mean, it took a while for you guys to understand what was happening. Well, I feel like we kind of freestyled it. I don't think... Oh, yeah, yeah. Understood happenings happening anyway. I mean, nothing's ever really understood understood. That's true. Not around here, at least.

Well, that's not true at all, actually. Nothing's really understood understood. Nothing's real. That's a fact. There are plenty of things that are understood. One of them is that you should leave a comment and like on this video. That's true. Bada bing.

Well understood. Let's see if this video could get four likes, gamers. And go check out our merch. First link in the thing below. I got to teach Danny how to talk again into the mic. I don't know what's going on here. I just don't like it. I don't like it pointed at this angle.

I feel like it's a little too phallic. This is right bomb. All right. Right there. Right bomb. Right bomb for you. Because then I don't like to go, you know. Oh, the...

And plus allergies are on. Just allergies are wrecking me. Yeah, Danny's just... And I've been taking Claritin, too. Totally, totally wrecked. Dude, I always wonder if people back in caveman times experience all these same weird problems we have, like allergies,

like in the middle of hunting season where they just see I can't I can't breathe what's going on you let the boar get away from you again erg

what are you doing I'm sorry man I got the sniffs they have no idea what pollen is they just think God's mad at them yeah it's like

oh I got the weird sniffle how do they talk the curse what words do caveman know how do I talk like a caveman I don't know any words I don't think

I think it's just like I got the weird sniff I don't see boar saying multiple words I think it's just like our body's just that much worse now it's probably a mixture of that but I think if it happened to them

I think they'd just be murdered I mean by like the dinosaurs by whatever like they fall off a cliff because they can't see that's more like they have the fuzzy disease or something

like they need glasses Have you ever had a sneeze attack? A sneeze attack will incapacitate any caveman, for sure. Oh, yeah. You can murder anyone in the middle of a sneeze attack, for sure. Because they are totally incapacitated, and your body, you're being essentially forced to make noise and reveal your location to predators.

That's a good point, too. Or you scare away your prey, and now you can't eat for many moons because the deer's gone because you sneezed. Yeah, no caveman wants to sneeze. Do you think a gladiator ever died from, like, oh, I got it, sneeze, and, like, now he's dead? I'd be upset. I thought I read that, like, a lot of the time gladiators didn't die. Like, they don't die nearly as much as people thought.

What is that? What? Yeah, most fights weren't to the death. The only time they would die is if there was a fight. It's not to the death, but then, like, you know, they got a fatal injury. So what, it's like UFC? It was the first UFC? Yeah, I think it was more like UFC.

Like, I'm going to choke you out? Like, if they got incapacitated or hurt too bad, they'd stop, and then... So the emperor didn't go, like, stomp his face in? Dude, I don't even know. I'm just making stuff up. God dang it. I'm sure... I just read that in passing one time.

It could have been by just, like, you writing it down on the internet somewhere, and I read it and went, that sounds right. I like it, and it sounds true. But most importantly, I like it. I'm going to keep that as a fact, then. Yeah. I could believe there's a mix. Like, it's a good mix.

Yeah. Like, not every show was to the death, but some, like, on special holidays and, like, on the emperor's birthday and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then there was huge fights to the death, and there was no mercy, like different types of WWE matches, you know? Yeah, yeah. You know how some are just no holds barred?

It's the destroyer from the top ropes with the long sword. They have tables, ladders, and chairs matches, which I'm sure the gladiators had. Dude, the Coliseum used to be able to be filled with water and have ship battles. No way. That's a fact. That is psychotic to me. They had pirates duking it out. First of all, I don't know if I would go to that ticketed event.

I don't know if I'd go. Because a stray cannonball right to the fans, that's a stupid year. No one walks. It's like catching a foul ball. You just die instead. Yeah, right to the freaking, no more head on that foul ball. Yeah, I mean, I think, first of all, I think it's just incredibly impressive that they were able to figure out how to do that in a building.

Yeah, and then right after that. Although it didn't look very big. Because we've seen it. Oh, yeah, we've been there. No, it doesn't look that big. So it's not that big, which leads me to believe that they're fighting in kayaks. Like tiny ships? Yeah, like little 1v1 ships.

Okay, maybe little 1v1 ships. But yeah, and then what? You just sink the ship, and then you just, you know. What happens if the fight happens underwater? Now the fans can't. There's no underwater screens. Isn't Colosseum very porous, though? It's very holy?

That's now, because it's destroyed. But back then, it was like beauty. They had a dome. They could fill it with water. Yeah, and they could fill it with water. I don't understand. They literally had a system to get rid of it once it was filled. And then they have the lions come out and start attacking people, too.

They were the first circus. They were the first ship battle. They were the first entertainment. I mean, all those things probably aren't true, but definitely the first circus. If you have a lion in there, it's a circus. Man, that must have been such a fun place, like me and all my boys getting drunk, going to the Coliseum. Oh, my God. Dude, that was like their baseball games.

It was like you get these like— But way cooler. Yeah, way, way cooler. I mean, yeah, way cooler. I wonder if it was even – did they sell it? Like how the UFC is like, oh, McGregor versus Khabib. Did they sell it like this gladiator versus that gladiator? I'm like, oh, no, I don't want to see that one because I know the destroyer is going to smash this guy.

I don't want to go waste my tabloons on that. I don't know. Tabloons. Whatever it was. I don't think they had – Oh, they just showed up? Yeah, because I just don't think they had the right marketing tools. Like they couldn't –

Oh, the posters. Yeah, I guess you couldn't put up the posters. that's all you need town square but that seems like a very like a large I don't know

no you get posters and you get one guy with like a bell on the town square going this weekend Sunday Sunday Sunday watch the destroyer yeah that's probably true

yeah yeah and then you know they come on a quick decapitation and then everyone goes home boom yeah

there had to be like one or two stray arrows to a fan right like oh one or two more every weekend I mean you made that joke

about the baseball cannon, you know, going into the crowd and killing somebody. Quick summary. Foul balls kill people a lot. It's kind of crazy that you can go to a game and then just be struck by an object. I don't think they kill people a lot.

It happens, I think, once a season, at least. No way. That's so much. There's tons of videos of it. People get hit. People are definitely hospitalized. It's happened at a game that I was at. Someone died. Killed. Old woman.

Baseball, boom. Oh, that'll do it, though. That'll do it. Old woman, baseball, boom. Dust. That is a... Old woman, baseball, boom. Then there was the one time that the guy tried to get the foul ball,

and he went, ooh. His fault. Yeah, that was... That one was probably also way too many beers. That one was bad. That one was very bad because of the camera work after. Because they thought, like, oh, look at this guy trying to get the ball, and then they accidentally filmed his death.

Yeah. But then they didn't know where to shoot the camera, So they just zoomed in next to the pile of his onion rings and went, oh, look at those onion rings. Yeah, way to cover it up. Those were taking it out on the field as well. That's so morbid. And you could get these onion rings at Joe's Onion Ring Shack.

It was so strange. I also know the people that vehemently fight for the foul ball, will punch a child and kick over a couple drinks. Those people need to relax a little bit. The foul ball, no. If it's like, I don't know, Derek Jeter's 10,000th hit. Right, like A-Rod's 3,000th home run. Someone's getting punched.

Someone's getting hit. That's a brawl. That's mosh pit. That ball was worth, I think, a couple hundred Gs, and the guy didn't want to give it back to A-Rod. Good. No, no, like even to sell, I'm saying. Oh, oh, oh.

Even to sell. Your accomplishment? Mine. Your accomplishment? Mine now. You pay me more. His biggest accomplishment is getting someone else's accomplishments. In the form of a little trophy.

I'd be upset. If I was A-Rod, I'd probably kidnap his kids or something. Well, you don't think he was just trying to pawn stars, A-Rod? No, he's definitely trying to pawn. Best I could do with $2 million. Yeah. Oh, you want this ball? You never have another ball.

If I was A-Rod, I would literally just get another baseball and go, this was my 3,000th. Put it against mine. Put it in the mantle. Same exact thing. It's the same exact thing. It's not like, I mean, are there serial numbers on the balls? No.

Or like, this is definitely the 10,000th? Nothing. If A-Rod says that's his- The official MLB ball. If A-Rod said that's his 3,000th home run, I'll believe him. He could probably sell. A-Rod could probably sell a bunch of shit like that. I have my first home run ball.

NFT. Yeah, NFT of him hitting it on top. And it comes with the ball. Yeah. That's value. I don't even think he's hit 3,000 home runs. Whatever it was. It was absolutely 3,000.

I thought it was Barry Bonds did that. And then everybody got upset because they revoked. I mean, you can't revoke the 3,000 home runs. No, the Hall of Fame. But they revoked your Hall of Fame status. Well, it was the same exact thing with A-Rod. I'm pretty sure A-Rod got the $3,000. Oh, well, good for him.

Mr. $299. Now, he's kept the $3,000, but he did just get divorced from Jennifer Lopez. Oh, really? So, who's the winner there? He's being real sad boy hours about it. Yeah? Why, who's she going for now? Is it someone young, like a rapper?

She's going for six rings. This is like her fifth divorce. Yeah. Get that back. She's going to be the Tom Brady of divorces. Tom Brady of divorces. Oh, that's sad. Well, he was, you know, they were rolling around the sheets for long enough.

You know, let him, I guess, pick someone else. He also got caught in some Instagram models' DMs. Ah, that'll do it. Do you keep the ring? The woman, she keep the ring? If it's so, I'll tell you right now. If it's just a ring you bought for her, then yes, definitely. It's yours.

It was a gift. But if it's like, oh, this is my grandma's been passed down for generations, you give that back. Dude, I've always wanted to experience that. I don't think I've ever gotten anything hand down in the jewelry kind. That'd be really cool. someone has to start it in your family for it to work i'll do it you gotta start i'll hand i'll start handing down like a piece i'll just pretend when i'm really old that a rock this one rock is

worth a lot of money and i'll just keep having them pass it down i mean you could you could that would totally work just totally make up sentimental value about any object yeah right pass down i mean who they won't know especially you know one generation removed two generation removed exactly boom all of a sudden now whatever story you tell that is true yeah it's like this rock was from uh my friend buzz gave me this rock from the moon and it just keep passing it down until my great grand uh child is getting called names for this fake moon rock also if you do the thing where if you do the big dramatic scene where like if she takes it off and goes we're done and throws at you now i'm keeping it oh i don't care now it's definitely yeah the next day she's like

oh i was a little passionate there can i have my ring back please yeah like uh it it still hurts where you hit me or she throws or you just or she just throws it into the river and now it's no one she does a little Titanic

yeah yeah you're on you're on the Titanic what are your chances of making it out of there what do you think you know what happened oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah just making sure enlighten me I'm making sure I'd say probably small small oh I'm getting off that

boat if you're not a woman or child I'd say or rich no I'm getting off that boat even if you're rich man yeah

when you're rich money's not running the operation in that scenario. True. Didn't the captain get off early though which he's not supposed to?

No, I thought he went down with the ship. The captain went down with the ship. The chef, he tried to kill himself. Are we talking about the movie or are we talking about real life?

Oh God. My facts are straight from the movie so we got to cross cross-examination. The chef is a real life fact because in the movie the chef dies

but in reality the chef drank an entire bottle of whiskey and then somehow survived and they found him in the ocean. Oh, I remember that.

Yeah, I remember that story. Yeah, the whiskey, the whiskey like something with his core temperature and it's just long enough to live. The man just tried to kill himself. He's just like floating in the river and they're like, hey, hey, get that guy up here.

How did they even know he was alive? What was he just chilling? He's like, I'm so hungover. Five more minutes. Five more minutes, please. It's nice in here. Just let me die.

But I think the captain did die. Oh, that's good. Isn't that a crazy rule that the captain... There is no rule. No, it's not. It's not a rule. You're both wrong. Wait, what do I do?

First of all, if you're a captain of a ship and you leave before everyone else of the ship is taken off, you will go to jail. That's the rule. Well, good luck catching me. But you have to go down with the ship. Straight to Mexico. Yeah, you just have to make sure everybody on the ship is safe. That's not a crazy rule at all. I guess that's true.

Yeah, we can't have the person in charge go and jump the ship. It's over. But it would be very funny if that was the rule and everybody was safe and the ship was sinking and we could easily have saved them. Yeah. Sorry, buddy. You got to go down or you're going to jail. This is occupational hazard. You got to go down with this ship.

You took an oath. Yeah. The lifeboat is right there. It's like, no, please. He's like, I understand my duties. I'll go down. No. Have you guys seen what happened with the, I think it's called Concordia, the cruise ship?

Like this crazy captain was trying to show off for his mistress. That's good. And there's a whole video on it on YouTube. Always a mistress. And tried to do essentially the equivalent of like a drift. Like, you know, when a guy pulls up in his car and goes, yeah, yeah. Right. But to the shore and then beaches the ship and a lot of other crazy stuff happened.

Like when the rescuers came in and they got everyone out, then the rescuers started looting and they went straight for the casino. Smart move. Good, good man. When is this? Also, where is this? This is a few years ago. Oh, is it the one that flipped over?

No. I mean, that's a good guess. No, no, no. Because remember there was that huge one that flipped over on the shore? Well, it flipped at one point. But like way after. To be fair, if I'm going to rescue this ship that this doof and his mistress just ruined, I'm going to take some coins from the casino.

Yeah, definitely. I'm going to take some coins. He also, same thing. He's in jail. He, same thing. Left like almost immediately. he's like i gotta get out of here what i saw uh uh this is a totally unrelated topic but i saw a truck almost just take off the top of its you know like a like a low clearance yeah yeah like

you know how you're like oh you know those signs are always like who are they for like truck drivers like oh this guy they're for this guy he actually had to move to the wider part of the bridge just to squeak underneath like he was gonna he thought he was gonna make it and he was going under this underpass and then he was like nope and he had to he blocked all the traffic had to reverse and then go to the wider part so do they do they have different uh road maps i was wondering that or if they have a gps that tells them where where they cannot go i don't i feel like dude our stuff's not that advanced yet they have a they have a database of every overpass and underpass and their height well i think there are some highways you just gotta pay attention that

They're just marked for, like, no truck access, you know? Right, but the ones that are truck access, but it has different heights of overpasses. But how do you pay attention to that? It's like you can only really see it when you're, like, it's too late. Well, you just have to know how many feet your truck is. That's just basic. You should know that, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, hopefully that's the first tape measure you pull out. But I'm saying it's like, oh, does that say 810 or 811? It's like, oh, God, you know? It's not like they scout beforehand. One inch could be $100,000. $100,000. One inch could be people's lives. Not worth it.

Not worth that one inch, folks. Also, stuff like that, you have to know the clearance on an angle, you know? Yeah, they need to be good at geometry. Yeah. Jesus. They're doing calculus, calculating the derivative of the curve. They need perfect eyesight, no calculus, and they're running on 0.4 hours of sleep. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, and I don't know. And a blowjob from a lizard. A lot lizard, yeah. I don't know if I'm being, you know. here we go like generic generic

generic not generic usually generous no genero Robert Gennaro I

I don't know if I'm being gentrified no Jubilee I don't know if I'm simplifying these people but they don't seem like people who can do that

type of math generalizing generalizing we needed some context so you're calling them dumb yeah you're calling these truck drivers dumb

you call them dumb How long did it take you to just think of that word? I'm not calling him smart. Yeah, I know. This is seriously not looking good for me. Are you a truck driver? I think I could. Could you see me as a truck driver?

Yeah. I can see you swimming in lot lizards. You know, just. He's a rubber ducky. Ham radio. Ham radioed up. Ham, yeah. Eating some ham.

Do they just talk to each other on that? I'm sure life stories come out. You know? Yeah, things definitely get real on the old ham box. On the old ham box. It's sad boy hours, boys. Yeah. All you truckers out there at 3.30 a.m., I'm with you, brothers.

Orgy at my truck. That is crazy, though, that their drivers just drive for, like, 13 hours at a time. It's also about to be eliminated. Yeah. As soon as self-driving gets good. Self-driving trucks. First ones to go. Yeah, and there goes all those truck drivers.

And things could get there faster. But I guess you'll need to have someone in the car anyway. You're not going to have a truck driving with no one in it. You're going to have a truck driving by itself with some guy in there just in case. Yeah, with some guy on his laptop. At the beginning, for sure. At the beginning, at least. Yeah, I mean, but now you could just have any, like, Joe Schmo do it.

You know, some guy just... You could just hire him to do a different job while the truck is driving itself. Yeah, you know, this guy... No, he could do two jobs at once. Yeah, because this guy could just be sitting, doing his job, being in this truck, and, like, working on his computer also from a phone hotspot. They say, I've heard that they think, whenever you say that, like, I don't know who they is.

Right. Assuming it's... Danny. You want to think that it's experts, but it could just be some guy. But anyway, they say that driving is going to be illegal in, like, 20 years or something. You have to do the self-driving? Yeah, everything will have self-driving,

and it'll be so much more dangerous to drive, like, on your own that it's just going to be illegal. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I mean, why not? Yeah, that means definitely people are going to make their own little private roads in their homes on their plots of land so that they can drive around in their cars. And cry. Yeah, and you're the kids. You guys can never understand what we had to go through.

I had to turn the wheel. We had to parallel park. That's essentially what the president has to do. Any president, once he becomes president, can never drive on a civilian road ever again because it's deemed too unsafe. And so a lot of them have private roads on their property so they can just drive around in a truck. Yeah, but who's still really going after George Bush? What does it matter?

I feel like there should be a two-president limit. What are all these resources going to? Who's still going after Bush? I don't know. I mean, you'd be surprised. I see. I see. What do we got?

Well, Obama. That's in order of the president. No, I'm saying Obama should still get the protection. Anything before that. The two older ones probably can't even drive. If they drive, it's more of a... Yeah, it's for everyone else's safety, not theirs. But yeah, I think George Bush is probably still on somebody's hit list.

Yeah, I would agree. That's a good point. We'd be inclined to agree with that. Yeah, that's a good point. That's an outlier. But now he paints. Have you seen his paintings? Yeah, he's like Bob Ross, George Bush.

I think it's a very funny trajectory. I think it makes sense. I also think about old people driving. I think that once you pass a certain age, you should have to take the road test every year to keep driving. I totally agree. Because there are some absolute crypt keepers driving these death machines. And it's like, how does she see over the wheel?

It's one of those cartoon old ladies with the white curly hair and the seven-inch thick frames. It's like, someone, is she supposed to be in a car? I think she's confused. I've seen cars being driven, like, her head doesn't even pop above the steering wheel. It's literally just like two little hands on top. I'm like, what is happening here? It's like, you know what?

I'm not going to cut in front of this person. We're going to stay behind her just in case. Yeah. My grandpa had Alzheimer's, and, like, in the early stages, he would still drive all the time. And there's no, like, law or anything in place to stop that from happening. It's not like they did a test and then go, okay, you're no longer fit to drive, which they should. Yeah, especially if some old guy thinks he used to be a Formula One racer

and he's going down the Grand Prix in Italy right now and it's just like a side road. Yeah, they also... His old memories coming back. Yeah. Supposedly that's a conversation you have to have with your parents one day. It's like, hey, I don't think you can drive anymore. Yeah, maybe you should lay off the gas a little bit, you know?

That must be very upsetting. like like what i can still drive come on okay remember that speed bump last week that was tommy oh she's gone now geez yeah but i hit that turn really good didn't i know but i did it was sick it was sick though i totally agree a test should be mandatory honestly you should have to take a few tests in between too because there are some like 30 year old 20 year olds 30 year olds that that need a refresh no no it's just it should it should go like what do you get every 10 years Yeah, decade, decade, decade. Say decade three times fast.

Decade, decade, decade, decade, decade. All right, you're really cool. And then five-year, five-year, five-year, every year, every month. And then every day when you're in your 100s. Yeah, and then by the 100s. You want to drive? You've got to prove it first. And then by that time, the test will be so annoying

to have to get every time, just stop doing it. Exactly. Just stop doing it. Would you guys do a mud bath? In what capacity? You got a spa? Yeah, like a spa. Yeah, sure.

I wouldn't. Seems like I'm a bit of an oxymoron. Yeah, I agree. Isn't it all about exfoliation? Yeah, but, you know, who's to say? What is, why is, I don't believe it. I mean, so the point of a spa is to, like, is because they feel good, right?

It's not like a scientific thing, right? Yeah. Also, I'm not saying this because I want to know, But how do you initiate the ending to the massage? What do you mean? The happy part. Oh, I don't know. How would you go about that?

That's something that I think is like... Oh, you think it's pre-negotiated? No, I think it's pretty clear, actually. Yeah? All right, how would you do it? I've never... Yeah, I wanted to be clear. Police, if you're watching.

But at a massage, don't they always say, oh, dress to the level you're comfortable with, right? So you have to get naked, I think, for this to happen. So you think that if you get naked, naked. Well, you also have to be at a place that is like clearly. I mean, I think if you go to a massage parlor and then you go to a massage parlor, there's like a big difference. Right, like the awning is a little ripped. I don't think it happens at spas where you can get mud baths at.

Yeah, exactly. No, that's where you just have to pay like hundreds to get it. No, I don't think you get it at all. This happens at like, you know, a strip mall, you know, little tiny massage parlor. In a strip mall? Yeah, maybe the place doesn't even have a sign. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's possible.

Yeah. And so you're naked, they're there, and then I think the masseuse. Masseur. Masseur would just say, you correct me, I totally believe you. I think it's masseuse. Masseuse would just, would initiate it probably. Initiate it. I think she would also, she would also go like, she'd kind of go down and be like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or she'd start at, like, your calf, like, go higher, okay? Is this good? Like, thigh higher, okay? And then basically if you don't say stop, then I think she'll probably just... Happy ending. I mean, you know. This is just my theory.

It's strictly speculation. I'm just curious how these people do it. I'm just curious. Yeah. Sounds pretty straightforward to me. Yeah, or it's like, you know, the massage is going to be 45 bucks, and right before you go in, you're like, hand 60 or something. Yeah, I think that's part of it.

Tip them early. If it's a sketchy massage parlor and it looks like it seems like a relatively high price for a massage, then you know you're getting the goods. You might even get fucked. Also, if the massage is terrible, like is this person licensed? Yeah, yeah. And then – Right. So you could tell from the beginning of the massage.

If my back is feeling worse after this massage, I'm probably going to get it. I didn't pay for a massage then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I paid for something else. This is a pretend – this is a pretend scenario. I think the point is it's not like people who have this happen to them, they know what's happening to them before it happens. Because people are professionals.

Right, the professional happy endings. Very rarely does anybody get a massage and then it's like, whoa, holy crap, a happy ending. I didn't expect that. Yeah, it's like, I didn't say anything. They did it, officer. You know, I don't know. Sir, this place is called Happy Touch.

have you guys seen this video of it's television maybe back in like the 90s early 2000s there was a beached whale well dead beached whale that's good and they didn't know what to do with it okay so on national tv they blew it up with a bunch of explosives jeez i've not i've not seen this i mean yeah it's funny because you went whenever like you would think if this happened okay you're gonna call these people and these people will handle it and some experts will come in and they'll know exactly what to do that's not what happens at all there's something like a way like something that doesn't happen often they just like throw their smartest people at it and go what do you want to do blow it up well there's no experts in exploding a whale that's true but

there's also like how many times does a beach whale happen where we have a team that we pay to take care of this there's a public beach and everything yeah and they exploded it and it went horribly horribly wrong first of all i can't imagine that going well at all this was the head explosives plan. He said that we're going to fill it with so many explosives that it should just theoretically evaporate and there will be no problem. Maybe we'll have a chunk

here, a chunk there. Who signed off on that? You know what actually happened? It exploded as was planned and it I'd say 80-75% of the whale was untouched still on it and then just a bunch of guts flew everywhere and it was

raining down guts in like a three mile radius for like five minutes after the fact. Oh my God. Did I throw up? You guys got to watch this video. I'd throw up

and I'd beat this guy up. This sounds amazing actually. And 75% of the problem was still there. There's still a dead whale on the beach. And the guy just goes, okay, Jerry,

can you go get more of the explosives? And everyone goes, shut up right now. Yeah, because now you just have a whale carcass and just a scene out of a horror movie.

Everybody's covered in blood. Oh my God. Yeah, they could be using a horror movie. I hope they recorded it. I've seen videos of people trying to push it and some guy just falling straight through because it's so much pressure on a little point.

That's from a show, isn't it? Is that a movie? Isn't that from Reno 911 or something? Oh, I could have made that up then. I think I've seen that. I was like, I've seen videos of a man pushing his way through a whale. I did. It's what I remember.

I could see that, though. First of all, if that happened to me, I'd go home. But I don't get why, because it's decomposing? No, it's like... There's no way you'd be able to just push through a whale. It's because of so much, like, all this pressure on one little spot. It's like how if Superman actually tried to save a plane, he would just go straight through it,

because his little hand is trying to hold up this whole metal thing. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, I don't think we have that force to push through a whale. I don't think a whale is that hard. It's the blubber. That's soft. You could push through that. You can't push through us, because we're like bones and stuff. You could push through.

I could push through a whale. It's decomposing, maybe. And it's dead. Who knows how long it's been dead? I think the decomposing is really what your argument should be built off of here. I think it's both. I think I could push through a live whale. I think that was a scene from a show or movie.

All right, well, thank you for fact-checking me on that. Fact-check. Fact-check. Leave in the comments below, do you think you could punch through a whale? I think I could punch through a whale. I think I could punch through a sea turtle. Oh, my God, you're so wrong. Oh, no, I could get right through that sea turtle, dude.

if you prop up that shell like a wooden board straight through I crack that have you ever punched through a wooden board I have it's easy

and if you did it easy did you karate chop or did you punch no just a punch or just like a stiff I think it was this oh you palmed it

palm strike palm strike yeah yeah yeah I want to watch that video where can you find you should put it up I'm not putting it up you can find me

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