Picky Boys Podcast - There Were Smurfs In Our P.O. Box!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #346

Episode Date: October 27, 2024

Patreon 31 days of October is HAPPENING NOW! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's episode, Smurfettte, Papa Smurf, and Picky Smurf open a package from their P.O. box and discuss how to determine who's the woman, JT's lack of pies, what you're allowed to order at 9:00 am, and the top trending costumes this year! What are you going as for Halloween? Let us know in the comments! Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374

All right, Antonio, we're going to keep going until you get one wrong. All right. Because this might take a while. Which scary movie had the tagline, They're Here? When was that? I forget which exact costume. This is a farce. Let them shame me.

I don't care. Who said anyone's going to shame you? That's on them. Oh, I'm sorry. I made the chef make food, and I paid for him to do it. I'm sorry, Jason. He doesn't care about it. You're a f***ing idiot.

He doesn't care. we had to look up what a smurfs theme was by the way i have never seen the smurfs really i've never seen this ever i do not know what the smurfs are i mean you're looking at that's the embodiment of a smurf right there the smurf i know you're papa smurf and i'm smurf at yeah those are the only three smurfs that i knew that existed yeah three wait what am i you're just you're just smurf you're just normal smurf that oh the main smurf's name is smurf i don't think that's right that's what he's making it sound like if your name is papa smurf i'm smurfette no they're all they're all smurf but they're all just like john yeah or like yeah they're just all

smurf your papa smurf and i'm because i'm the papa yeah but you don't know the naming convention this is how cartoons work and you don't know the lore like the smurfette isn't actually definitely just smurf it's definitely his name smurf and then his people are called maybe like me naming me human smurfy smurf or smurfy smurfy that's way better what's the main smurf's name jason This man's freaking out back there. Jason's also dressed in all blue, except you can't see him. No, no, no. Jason is Gilgamesh.

Gargamel. Gargamel. Jason is Gargamel. The main Smurf is... Brainy? No, there's a lot of them. See, there's Handy, there's Jokey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Isn't Papa the main? They're like the fucking dwarves. JT could be Hefty Smurf. Brainy, grouchy, clumsy, hefty, vanity. But their last name is Smurf. It's their surname. Yes, because they're all Smurfs. so technically

JT's I think you're dressed as clumsy Smurf though who do you think would win in a fight a Smurf or a Keebler Elf I think a Smurf

would beat the dog piss out of a Keebler Elf I think a Keebler Elf would really like really get crafty with it and you know fucking give him a nut shot give him whatever he needs

whatever it takes to win we have hefty Smurf we have fighty Smurf fighty Smurf oh I didn't say a war between all of them I just said a fight

with 1v1 yeah but which one what if it's one Smurf what if it's fighty Smurf Yeah, we got Brainy Smurf, Grouchy Smurf. One of them's Name Fighty. I think Vanity's. No, but I mean, there probably has to be.

No, but we can do, yeah, there's Chlorophyll Smurf. You know, that one might work. Chlorophyll? No, I just see Chloroditis. Chlorothydrus. You see that? Oh, Farmer Smurf with that pitchfork? Dead.

Gone. Devil Smurf is not even blue. Yeah, well, that makes sense. A little red. Angel Smurf. Dude, we got angels on our side. You're saying these Keebler cookie-making little bitches are going to beat our blue spanking ass? Impossible.

What about Skripple? I don't know who that is. I'll tell you what. Either way, we're all Smurfs. Yeah, we're Smurfs. That's the lore. That's the costume. We're Smurfs this Halloween-ish for sure.

Because this is the normal one. I forgot that on Patreon it's going to be the actual day of Halloween. Yes, yes, yes. Patreon.com slash Picky Boys. Actual Halloween. There'll be a Patreon pod. We'll be Smurfs for that too. Yeah, we'll be Smurfs for that too.

I'm not taking off this. We're going to film this right after here. I'm not going to take this paint off. Why not? It's just too old. Danny, we're actually also going to be the Simpsons. Danny has to do yellow and smarge. Oh, you just add green.

No. No. It almost works. Not really. No, it doesn't. It doesn't work at all. What were you trying to say? You can't turn a primary color into another primary color.

Can you even make yellow? No. You can't make a primary color. Yeah, so it wouldn't have worked. We would have to strip you down and then paint you back up. Yes. We missed a couple spots for sure. JT missed all the spots, I think.

I don't think I did that differently from you guys. I definitely missed my neck. I didn't know we were going that deep. Danny's down to his... This was the second pass. I got my neck. This is the second pass. Your first pass is a little blotchy.

You've got to get a full coverage foundation. Smurf foundation. There goes the hat. How about you keep the top of your head covered? The underwear's blue, too. Jesus, why are you not wearing pants? I'm wearing pants. I know, Danny.

My pants are red as shit. Also, this beard comes way far below, way too far down. This is supposed to be a beard, like a mustache and a beard. It's supposed to be here. Poor, poor design of this thing. I don't know. Your eyebrows seem to be on your hat. Yeah, I think that's just, I don't know.

Is that what happens when you get really, really old? I guess so. Well, your eyebrows do seem to raise. Yeah. I think so as well. And they get more like... Fluffy. Unkempt.

Yeah, fluffy. They start to, they get more like pointy and I don't know how to describe it exactly. My favorite part is how JT's earrings somehow also turned blue. That's my favorite part. Oh, he just powdered them up. Right over the earrings. Did you think I was going to go around them? No, I don't think so.

We're going to be blue for many days after this, for sure. Yeah, last time when we did the face paint and we tried to be the, was it Ernie, Burton Ernie? I had yellow face paint on and I tried to wash it off and I looked like I was ill for a month. Like very sickly. Liver failure. Some disease. I was just a tinge of yellow, but not the good yellow. Yeah.

It wasn't great. Danny was just orange, but that's how it goes. I know. And we might be running back. People have been asking for a part two of that video. Perhaps we might run that on patreon.com slash piggyboys. 31 days of October. Get in there.

I'm not going to give it anything away. We've got two new characters that we're going to try to be. Yes. And on top of that, you will get access to the Patreon exclusive thousand patron party live stream. Live stream. And just the tattoo video itself. We're tatted up right now.

You can't see him. Yeah, we all have tattoos right now. You can't see him, but we're tatted up right now. you'll get that vlog and just a bunch of more stuff to get in there also today we are opening a package i believe true one thing we do on patreon is open packages but today we're going to do it right here yes we have uh a big old halloween a big old halloween care package we wanted to make sure it gets open before halloween it's another big one we've done this before on the like i think for easter we've done it yeah like it was a big package so this was sent from uh this

was sent to the po box jason flash up the po box because you know christmas coming up people want send stuff whatever they want to do get get in there and uh all right it's gonna be audio listeners get in here look at these leaves oh there's oh it's leaves it's fall i can't see what's happening i can't see what's happening either oh my god there's so many leaves oh my lord this is just as bad as confetti this is the same thing you just tricked into not having confetti layers upon layers upon layers here you take that sheet okay okay it's it's color-coded wow these are big leaves it's like our shout out to anybody who watched the picky boys when we had our fall set yeah it's a long time ago do you want to tell

you who it's from on there it's just probably says on the letter hey guys it's ariana ariana i know it's a joke god damn it ariana uh as are you taking out more things or well yeah i'm gonna So Ariana, one thing I love about Ariana is that she always makes packages within a package. So this is for J-Balls. Also, I just wiped my nose. Did I get rid of all the paint on it? No, this is for Antonio. Oh, sheesh.

This is for Danny. We are fall guys. I did get fall guys on mine. What the hell? Oh. Oh, we got. What the hell is this? This is for Jason.

Jason. And then we got Chaz and Martin, but they're not here. so fuck em so we have to claim their stuff we'll get it to them don't worry hey guys as always

I hope you're doing well it seems like forever since the last package I sent into the PO box since the last time I sent a package so much happened

that's true you guys have passed 900 patrons Danny got slammed with hockey pucks also true we met up together in New York City

and hung out before the before the hung out before slash after the Basement Yard show and you passed a thousand Patreon members

I already wrote and then there's Just so many more words. I want to make sure that I don't say something sappy here. Do we have something, an itemized list maybe? Well, these are specifically, hold on a second. I'll take these. There's something on the back.

No, yeah, there's a lot of stuff. Actually, I think there's an itemized list here. Antonio? All right. Ready to blow? This is specifically for 1,000 Patreon members blowing horn thing. Ready? Oh, I thought it was making noise.

I thought it was going to be a horn. I was so happy it didn't make noise. You never use these? No, it's like a chameleon. Yeah, a chameleon. Like you see a fly over there? You want one? No, not the one.

Yeah, but I thought they made noise. Take the one my lip came off. No, I don't want this one. Okay. I figured I would send a spooky little care package for all you guys, including... Oh, that was a lot of paint. Chaz. Sorry.

A lot of paint what? It came off of my finger. Yeah, you're fine. Okay, so we have... I put some candy in each of your bags. It is Halloween themed, so there has to be candy. That's fair. I also put in a themed shot glass plastic, of course, for each of you.

Well, now I've got to see that. Oh, I got a little bow. Oh, God. Danny just pulled the... I did. It didn't work. Mine worked like a charm right off. Well, lucky for you.

Lucky for me. You need scissors for that? JT just ripped it. He just went straight rip. I know all of you will most likely open these all at the same time. Great guess, by the way. So I'll just list what I got for everyone. Perfect.

Glad you did that. What the hell is that? Glow bracelets. Oh. For Antonio, I filled your bag with a lot of Kit Kats. Fuck yeah, dude. Also find a little horror movie trivia card game in your bag. Oh.

Ghost face hat. Hell yeah. Here, I think you should be opening while I'm reading. You're probably right. Okay, so we've got your Kit Kats. Have you located the Kit Kats? We all know what those look like. Something sounded hard that just came out of your mouth.

Yeah, there's some eye ping-pong balls. Oh, got it, got it. Jason. Jesus Christ. Right in the face. No self-preservation. I just let that happen. You couldn't toss a hand up?

Okay. That's going to be your hat, your ghost face hat. Damn, look at this. I like the material. You like, what does it say? You like scary movies. Love that. Classic line from the movie.

He doesn't know that line. Never seen it. Then we've got, did you find the Kit Kats yet? Oh. you gotta make sure those are in there there's a lot of stuff in here actually what the hell okay okay we've we've located the kit kats we would have a little horror movie what kind of kit kats are those now pink lemonade whoa pink lemonade i'd love to try disgusting the hat's gone again the hat's gone again you scared the shit out of me with that screen very hard

to keep it on i'm gonna try the pink lemonade kit kat because i've never i can't imagine this tasting any inch of good uh she got me a uh a nun shot glass oh because jt's computer if you didn't know is haunted by a nun yes my really makes it break my i was playing a scary nun horror game and my computer legitimately exploded while i was playing it so this is delicious yeah but it tastes just like pink lemonade that is the strangest thing i've ever bro i swear to god danny you would love this just take a bite okay a pink lemonade kit kat right now they're eating Tell me not. Don't knock until you try it.

It looks like they like it. Really good. See? There's no way. Sorry. Not me. Not my turn. My turn now.

For me, I've got a Batman plush. Oh! In hopes that Bat Dan will make his return. He will. I have another part of that game to play. Lovely. Antonio? My turn?

What's next? Next, you could have a horror movie trivia game. Or you could have some glasses. Okay, I think these are the glasses. All right, let's get some glasses. I'm feeling the glasses. Oh, I got new pairs. Oh, blue light, blue light glasses.

Oh, these are just pairs of your regular glasses. Hell yeah. Because Sammy stole yours. Oh, awesome. Now I got even more glasses. This one I could tell. I'm putting these on right now. Everything I have is blurry,

and I don't know how to clean glasses properly, and no one teaches me. All right, JT, what is next here? We got a big old bag of Reese's. A big old bag of Reese's. Also, show everybody your Fall Guys plushies. I don't know if they see those yet. These were attached to the bag.

They have names, you know. Damn, these are nice. I forgot their names, but they have names. Wait, what do you mean? Like in the Fall Guys lore? Those are Fall Guys canon. Yeah, they're like characters in Fall Guys. Okay, I mean.

I actually don't want to mess these up with this blue paint. These are very nice. Hold on. Put my normal ones back on. Those, as soon as I clean up my face, right on mine. So, JT got Reese's and some Fall Guys. Guys, this is, let me see here. I got this.

I'm just opening. Antonio, can you please? I'm just opening. Can you please? What is this? Oh, my God. Every man for himself. Yeah, every man for himself.

You're taking too long. That's not how this works. All right, fine, fine. But I already got this. First of all, look at these Hershey's. Cookies and mint, chocolate hazelnuts, strawberry and cream. All of these sound fucking incredible. Wait, cookies and mint is wild.

That sounds so good. So good. The mint one sounds like it tastes terrible. No, it does not. That sounds like delicious. What are the other ones? Here, see if there's gluten in this. What are the other ones?

There's gluten in it? See if there's gluten in it. It's cookies, bro. Oh, yeah, cookies. Oh, man. These fucking assholes. Yeah, JT, you can't even enjoy nothing. All for us.

And I don't even like mint chocolate. What are the other flavors? I don't know. Chocolate hazelnuts, so Nutella, and then strawberries and cream. Wow. Jason, you want to open your bag? Like, while you're over there, you can talk about it. Come here.

Get in there, Jason. Wait, I thought we were going in order. Now you're just grabbing shit. That's two things you grabbed. You grabbed two things. You said it's over. You said it's over. No, I said, all right, fine, do it.

And then you grabbed two things. Oh, Harry Potter sorting house chocolate kisses. I don't know how to open them. So what does that mean? I do not know. Do you pick from there and then that's the house you get? Like, I'm going to be a Gryffindor? If that's the case, we're going to do it right now.

Oh, yeah. Oh! Wait, oh my god, this is adorable. Let me just see. It's a little, um, it. A little keychain. A little, yeah. What are these called?

Jason, that's a crumply bag over there. What do you got in there? Well, you ripped off the name part. I did. It's horror or something. Horror. These are adorable, dude. Look at all the characters on there.

Yeah, I got that one. I got it. Look at it, a little clown. A little it. I also got one, too. What's that? Oh, you got Jujutsu Kaisen one? Yeah.

You have one too, don't you? Wait, do I? I saw it. Dude, I got a bunch of... Wait, let's see it. What, did you look in my bag? You were holding it. No, no, no.

It's a horror thing. We're going to do some sorting houses. Each of the boys are going to get sorted. You're going to pick one, and on the bottom, it will have your house. On the bottom or inside? It's the hat on the bottom. On the bottom. You'll have your house.

All right, Antonio, pick one. You have to put it on your head. What is it? You have to put it on your head. Slytherin. That makes sense. That's bullshit. I'm totally Gryffindor.

You have to put it on your head to find out. Sorry. Okay. The hat's deciding. Gryffindor. Gryffindor? I'm going to do this one. Slytherin!

No, I'm in the house with this fucking guy. I think we would both be Slytherin. I'm not going to lie to you. Definitely Slytherin. Definitely Hufflepuff. People say that. First of all, why am I definitely Slytherin? It's not true at all.

Hufflepuff is like the nerd. And to be fair, before- I'm not smart. Yeah, then you're a real jock. To be fair, before Slytherin went, like, evil, they were the coolest house at fucking- No, Slytherin is a cool house. At Hogwarts. Don't let the mainstream movies tell you that Slytherin is, like, evil.

Gryffindor sucked ass until fucking they got the chosen one, Harry, dumbass, Scar Potter. And then he started wrecking houses. We got our Tom Brady, and then we dominated. What do you want? Yeah, that's fair. Jason, you want me to pick one for you? Or you want to come pick one? Sure.

All right, here we go. Jason, you're with us. Slytherin. Loser, loser, loser. Help a fucking Gryffindor loser. I'll gladly be in a house with a... Were they just all Slytherin, this fucking guy? No.

Also, Ghostface shot glass. Gonna be using that for sure. I think I found the horror movie trivia game you guys want to play around. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I also have a shot glass. What the fuck? What's your shot glass? Ooh, it.

Oh! I've got a killer clown from outer space shot glass. That's a good one. I love that movie. That's actually, that's a really good one. What was yours? Oh, yeah, The Nun. The Nun.

All right, let's play this Should we should we play this should we play a full one on patreon you guys test me? Yeah, sure every everyone. I get wrong. Oh Oh, it's a slide that is why Every card deck should oh you're gonna every card deck should come like this Also, look this is supposedly a green Twix looks pretty brown. Oh It is green. Oh All right, Antonio, we're going to keep going until you get one wrong.

All right. Because this might take a while. Which scary movie had the tagline, They're Here? They're Here. Poltergeist? Yes. Got it. Wow.

There's multiple choice, but I wasn't going to give it to you. That's fucked up. That's crazy. Because you've got to get one wrong at some point. In The Haunting in Connecticut, what was previously on the grounds of the house that the Campbell family rents? This one's tough. A cemetery, a coal mine, a mortuary, or an asylum? Mortuary?

Yes. Wow. In 2004, Shaun of the Dead. Just watch that in the Discord. We just watched that in the Discord. Horror movie watch parties in the Discord on Patreon. Was there one more? Well, when this comes out, there'll be...

Yeah, there's one more. In 2004, Shaun of the Dead. Which of these vinyl records is not launched at the zombies by Shaun of the Dead? Oh, that's hard. Prince, Batman. Well, you have to remember that they're launching the bad ones, right? because in that scene they're saving the good ones

that scene's so good they're like no no no save that one wow this is already a good game because these questions are so specific

so A is Prince Batman New Order Blue Monday Sade Diamond Life or Coldplay Parachutes this is tough

which one isn't thrown which one isn't thrown I know no Blue Monday was the one that the girl liked Blue Monday was definitely thrown oh really Blue Monday was the one

the girl liked and he was like it's not mine it's hers and he was like fuck her and then he threw it I'm gonna go just Coldplay

That's right Oh my god Dude this game is Oh that was Coldplay Parachutes Oh I thought that was Two separate answers This guy doesn't know

It's Coldplay discography I don't Alright keep going We should do this Patreon video Shots or something Yeah you guys Every one I get right

You guys take shots In 2017 Which actor played Pennywise In the remake Tim Curry Bill Skarsgård Oh in the remake Bill Skarsgård yeah

Yeah God his ass He did get me I didn't let him finish The answers were Or Bill Skarsgård, Stellan Skarsgård, Alexander Skarsgård, or Gustav Skarsgård? And the answer's Bill. That's too easy.

They should have thrown in Tim Curry there just to confuse you. The only other one it would be would be Alex. Or Alexander, whatever the fuck his name is. I don't know. He's Tarzan. All right, give me a hard one. I'm not giving you... Here, give me a hard one.

You're going to get this. This is about gremlins. Ooh, gremlins. No, you'll get it. Mogwai. Can't touch water. Whatever, something's wrong. One of those answers are right.

What type of animal gave birth to Damien in The Omen? Shit. Donkey, coyote, jackal, goat. Oh, it's a goat, probably. Answers are jackal. What's a jackal? Like a dog? I don't know.

Look, we also got physical pictures. Oh, we got pictures? Rare occurrence these days, physical pictures. Yeah, these are from all the... We kind of had like a mini picky meetup at the basement yard show. The rest is just so much candy in here. There's tons of candy. What's this?

Are these pictures? Yeah. Then what's this? Those are more pictures. All right, printed these out for Ahmed. if you could give it to him. Yeah, I could get this to him. No problem.

No problem. Well, thank you very much, Ariana. Thank you. Thank you. Ariana. Ariana. You fucked it up? I fuck it up every time.

I'm sorry. Thank you very much, Ariana. Don't send him anything next time. Yeah, don't send him nothing next time, honestly. Like we said, we do P.O. Box openings in the Patreon all the time, so if you want more of these videos, get in the Patreon. And the P.O. Box will be in the description. Let's chit-chat, boys.

and Smurfettes. Can we talk about why am I always the woman? Danny volunteers to be the woman every time. And then complains about it. I did not. I asked to be Papa Smurf this time and Antonio went, it's already too late.

There's an XXL Smurfette costume coming your way. We go through this every time and then two times ago he was like, I don't want to be the girl all the time. And then we made him not the girl. He comes downstairs the next day. He goes, I want to be the girl.

When was that? When was that? I forget which exact costume. This is a farce. I think it might be true from how you're speaking. Because I can't just swap costumes with somebody, so I didn't swap any costumes. No, it was when we were still in the idea process. I don't think it's true.

You do this every time. You're not dying on this. Name the costume that I was the woman that I did this for. Dorothy. No. No, no. That one was handed to me, and I did love you. You went out to the bar solo as Dorothy.

By your own choice. I'm not by yourself, by the way. This guy's acting like he doesn't like the attention. No, no, no, I'm not saying. No lion, no Tin Man, just Dorothy. No, there was a lion. There was a lion, Chaz. I thought he changed.

He did once. So you were solo Dorothy. He did change. But he went into the bar as the lion. Yeah, it was a lot easier for Chaz to change because it was a onesie. When they walked into the bar and there was no one else in costume, just a full Dorothy and half a lion. That's hilarious.

I'm not saying. He couldn't get out of the dress, so he had to stay in it. I'm not saying that this is a bad thing. That's exactly what you're saying. No, it's not. I just asked why. I think it's fine. I'm totally fine with being the woman. I think it's just that you don't want to be the woman. I was the woman. I think it might have been, like, when we were- We were all the women on Sanders' investors. But one of you, one of these years, one of you has to take the mantle and be a woman. We went through this already, and that's going to happen. He's going to go like, but I don't know.

No, I wanted to be Papa Smurf this time. Yeah, but you flew that out way too late. That's true. You flew that out way too late. But I wanted to be Papa Smurf, let the record show. I would have been Smurfette, but this- Because, I mean, I'm fine being a woman, but it has to be a woman that I feel connected to,

and I do not feel connected to Smurfette. Why is that? Yeah. I don't know. She's too blue. She is very blue. She's too blue. So you felt more connected to Peach?

You really wanted to be Princess Peach? Oh, I mean, yeah. So it's like it's a 50-50 if he wants to do it or not. You give any man that costume, put on that Peach costume, and you'll feel like a princess. I agree. No, I believe that 100%. It's something about the puffiness of it.

I don't know. It is beautiful. I think it's more the gloves, honestly. It could be that, too. The gloves are a huge factor. Those gloves are really nice. Dude, when you have a glove on, your hands automatically feel more, like, dainty. Yeah, you do some of these.

Especially those long gloves. Yeah, yeah. They go up halfway to the elbow, right? Yeah. It's pretty incredible. It's like you can't show your skin. We should have got blue gloves or something, probably. Blue mitts.

Yeah, well, I was going to put the paint on, and then I went, that's probably the worst idea I've ever had in my life. There would be blue paint actually everywhere. Actually, as many places, it looks really pleasant from here. I'm just looking at that camera. It looks terrifying over there. You think it looks pleasant in person? Like right here, it looks kind of pleasant.

Oh, thanks. I think you got pleasant features. That, I don't know how it's going to look to the people. JT, turn around and look at that. Oh, God. I don't know how that's going to look. Listen, let them shame me. I don't care.

Who said anyone's going to shame you? That's on them. You rubbed your nose. That's on them. I did run my nose. Yeah, you're up there. There goes the hat. The hat is just like a stretchy material,

and it is definitely not big enough for my head. Yeah. It doesn't even look like a Smurfy hat. Jason's writing something on the computer, and I'm like, excuse you? I'm just diddling. You're just diddling? What?

Wait, excuse you? It doesn't look like a Smurfy hat. A Smurfette hat. Like, it looks the same as that hat. That's what the hat is. So you're saying this is more of a manly hat? Yeah. And he needs a more feminine hat?

Yeah, I feel like he needs something else. It just looks like a normal hat. Well, you just don't know the Smurf lore, then. No, I don't. Smurf culture. I mean, my hat's red. Every Smurf has the same hat, except for you, because you're like the patriarch. I think I'm just an old bat.

I just think I was just the old-ass Smurf. You're the patriarch, buddy. Yeah. I don't got a Mrs., though. Yeah. Smurfette's the only Mrs. I feel like you're a widow, though. I don't think it's because...

I don't think that's the right... Yeah. Widows. Widows for both? Yeah. Yeah. Do you think widow is just for woman? I did.

I did. I just thought it was a different... It does sound womanly. I just thought it was a different word for if it was... Like a widder. Because a man always dies first. Yeah, I feel like definitely men in a relationship die first. Dude, men on average...

Because women outlive men, you know? Yeah, but I mean, the definite part of that is... But yeah, widow is a gender-neutral term. You learn something new every day in smurfing. Are you going to eat that pink lemonade cake hat, by the way? Because it's really good. I'll take some. Would you like it?

Well, he opened it and was just, like, looking at it and then just, like, placed it down. He was just teasing you. We're in the middle of a conversation. It's really good. It is really good. There's no way it's good. I can't try it, but there's no way it's good. I'll be honest.

I judged it really fast. You did. You said, ew. I did. Visceral ew. What do you know about a key lime pie? Ooh, now you mention that. Citrus, wafer, chocolate.

It's not, like, overwhelmingly pink lemonade flavor. When's the last time you had a key lime pie? I can't imagine you picking that up with your spoon. I've had many key lime pie flavored things, like yogurt and such. Last time I had a key lime pie, I don't know if I ever have had a key lime pie. That's what I'm saying. He's never even had one. He doesn't know what a real one tastes like.

I don't know if I've ever had a pie, I'll be honest with you. Does pizza pie count? No. He thought about it. He shut me down, but he thought about it. Absolutely not. I was trying to see if I could give him something. This guy's never had a pie.

I think I had an apple pie when I was maybe back in 08. When Obama. This is impossible. When Obama was. Yeah, the fucking. Did you have an Obama celebration pie? I tried a little ice cream and it sucked. The bubble burst and JT, when he lost all his belongings, went, you know what?

It's time for the pie. Wait a minute. You didn't like what the ice cream? No. Oh, my God. That's how you have to eat an apple pie. You didn't. That's how you have to eat an ala mode, baby.

The ice cream was great. The apple pie sucked. Oh. This is banana cream pie. But it doesn't make it worse. Yeah, it was banana cream pie. I haven't had that either. This is crazy what's happening.

Banana cream pie is really good. It sounds like it'd be- It's really good. I'm going to sound like Antonio here. It sounded like it would just be banana. See? It'd be so banana-y. He sounds exactly like it.

I mean, it is very banana-y, but it's also like this- I don't want that. Decadent, fluffy cream. Ooh. I do love a decadent, fluffy cream. I can't. Please. Please, I can't.

And I also can't when he's dressed like that. She- Oh, I definitely had like a cookie pie. You're Smurfette. Don't call me she. But you're Smurfette. Yeah, I'm Danny cosplaying as Smurfette. Oh, stop being a baby.

She's like, don't call me Smurf. Call me JT, even though he's dressed in blue. I definitely had like an Oreo pie. I don't know if that counts. What are you, a child? Like the Burger King one? Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah, the Burger King pie.

That's the last pie I had. That's a pie. We went to a diner just in the middle of nowhere. Why are you telling this story? At 8 a.m., and this guy ordered the chicken Alfredo. No, I got the chicken Alfredo tortellini. I'm so sorry. Very different.

I'm so sorry. So I don't trust anything this man says about flavors. But what is your gripe against that? I'll tell you eight gripes. I have eight gripes. Give me one gripe. I just want one. One, we are at a diner at 8 a.m.

We're in the middle of nowhere. You ordered the chicken tortellini. You think they made that fresh? Yes. You think they made that fresh? Yes. You are a psychopath. In the morning?

You think they made that fresh? You think they had it ready in the morning? Bro, they don't start making that shit until after 12. Exactly. So they had to make it fresh. No, that means they heated it up from yesterday. No. Or two days ago.

You thought they made it that day? I'm going to break both of your bubbles here. It's never fresh. Ever. It's always the same frozen tortellinis that they're going to use at a diner. Oh, yeah. And so therefore, in this agreement, in this argument, I actually think the time doesn't matter at all

because it's always going to be the same tortellini. No, definitely not fresh pasta ever. It's not like, oh, yeah, they fucking rolled this pasta out and whatever. It's a diner. Yeah, but what I'm saying is that they didn't make it before I got there. No, for sure not. They made it when I ordered it. And by making it, I mean they poured the frozen tortellini into boiling water.

I'll triple down. They didn't make it yesterday. I'll triple down. Who orders chicken tortellini alfredo at 8 a.m.? Who does that? Is that a fair question? What's your gripe here on this one? It's a weird thing to do.

I think you're definitely pissing off the chef. He's definitely... Well, he doesn't care about that. He's definitely spitting into our food. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. Oh, I'm sorry I made the chef make food, and I paid for him to do it.

I'm sorry, Jason. He doesn't care about that. You fucking idiot. He doesn't care. You threw a leaf at him. You can't see it, but he threw a leaf at you. He made a fucking... Oh, I don't usually make fucking...

Dude, he's pouring frozen tortellini into boiling water. Oh, I have to wait till 1 o'clock for him to be ready to fucking do that? My point is, when the waitress wrote down that ticket and put it into the kitchen. She's impressed by my bravery. They all, yes, that's exactly it. They all definitely went, what? It's 8 a.m.

I would actually say making eggs is probably more work than making a tortellini. I think there was definitely, oh, from everybody except JT. I think even the waitress was like, are you sure, the tortellini you said? He's making that up. That didn't happen.

I'm pretty sure. Your hat, Danny, your goddamn hat. I know, there's like little things on it. Sorry, Smurfette. Not Danny. I, um, also. Not even a good, not even an ounce of a, of a temp. It's over.

Oh, the back of your head is now sticking out. Do you want some tape? It is very scary. It should really just be sewn onto the wig. Didn't come with it. Okay. Are you serious? Yeah.

Costumes, costumes are bullshit now. Wow. I feel like you match the hair pretty well. Yeah. No, it's a Smurfette wig. Oh, it's a Smurfette wig sold separately. Sold separately from the Smurfette dress. Okay.

What was the best Halloween costume you ever went as? Teletubbies, probably. Oh, that was a good one. That was a good one. Good pick. That was a solid one. Good pick. Yeah.

What about you? I know you wanted this boomerang. You can't say Teletubbies now. You want to say Teletubbies? Now that you remind me, I do want to say Teletubbies. Yeah, I forgot about that one, honestly. That was a long-ass time ago. That's nice, man.

I did a really good Post Malone. That was good. Actually, that was a really good Post Malone. Thank you. I thought it was him. Yeah. I like Danny's Tony Soprano. Oh, my Tony Soprano.

Was that last year? It's a little lazy. It's a little lazy. It's a little lazy, Tony Soprano. That was like three years ago. And that was the birth of his gold chain that he doesn't wear ever. Yeah. I'm not going to wear it with Smurfette.

I need to be dainty. I thought you were Danny. Now you want to be Smurfette? I'm cosplaying as Smurfette. Pick up your goddamn mind. I'm still saying you can still call me he. That's my point. I think my favorite when I was a gynecologist, I was Dr. Feltersnatch.

this man is a child i was a child i was i was i was working that night actually so i was i was bartending this is in college and i also bought syringes online like you know like fake syringes obviously and filled them with fireball and jaeger and all this and i was just like fucking squirting them into people's mouth i was like come get your prescription ladies i was just squirting it at people dr felter snatch dr felter snatch did you have a name tag md PhD. He did have a PhD. That's important.

Do we discuss what we think this year's costumes are going to be? You know what? I was thinking about fucking, what's that thing called? Mudang? But how do you make a Mudang costume? I do not know. I'm sure there's a hippo costume. They're probably sold out by now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the penguin. What's that one's called? What's the penguin? We didn't even talk about the penguin on the show. What's the penguin? Fuck, I forgot its name. Pesto.

Haven't heard of this. That's for the penguin, Jason. What happened to him? It's just a lot of aura. Yeah, but if I don't know about him and JT doesn't know about him, that's not... Well, Jason doesn't know much. It's not the costume of the year, then. Is it just a zoo trying to kind of get in on this trend like you're dang?

For sure. Oh, no, it's the Arctic? No, no, no. This is trash. Oh, is this the fucking baby penguin that's bigger than its parents? Yes. Yes, okay. I'm starting to think it's not its parents.

Pesto. Look at the aura on this fucking penguin. Dude, I could do that. Just give me a beak and a fur coat. I could look like that immediately. To answer your question, though, no one's going to be dressed up as that, by the way. Oh, someone's dressed up as Pesto.

The one person does not count. You know who we should be? We should be A.J. Big Justice and the Rizzler. Oh, my God. We should have been that. Dude, I saw a lot of people dressing up as them. I think he'd be a really good A.J. Yeah.

I think he could be a good – AJ's the dad, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he'd be a good AJ. Yeah, he'd be a good AJ, and then I could be big Justin. Do it, do it. This one gets a boom!

Why do I do it? No, no, no, Antonio. Say, double chunk chocolate cookie. Why do I get – Do it! Oh, Jesus Christ. Here they are. Double chunk chocolate cookie.

And a chicken bake. And then Rizzo just – This is – Yeah. Who would he be? You could be the chicken bake. We'll just take bites out of you. He can be Cousin Angelo.

There's a whole... Fucks up. I don't know that one. Who's Cousin Angelo? There is an entire cast of supporting characters in the AJ Justice universe. Martin could be the double chunk chocolate cookie. We'll just get him a cookie costume. Oh, that'd be good, actually.

I think there's a mom, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they have a sister, too. Yeah. Yeah, he could be that. Double chunk. The way that guy says that, it actually pisses me off every time I hear it. I hate him.

I hate them all. I mean, they're just fine. He says it like he's a... Come on. He says it like the cookie monster. They're just doing their thing. Other than that, I got nothing for costumes of the year. Look up what the most popular costume of 2024, Jason.

Bro, listen. We talked about a story on this show fucking seven months ago, and we said that's going to be a Halloween costume, but now it's kind of aged out. The awful Willy Wonka people. Remember the awful Willy Wonka experience, and there was that one character, the unknown? Somebody's going as that.

Beetlejuice makes sense. Yeah, Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice makes sense. Oh, it just came out. Yeah, Beetlejuice makes sense. Also, about that, you're the only one that said that. And I don't think anybody agreed. I'm talking about on this show, on the podcast, you're the only one that said that.

That's not true. We should have been that. If the story just went viral like last week, it would work, I think. Ooh, Reg on the Australian Breakdancer is a good one. That is a good one. That's a good one. You'd have to nail the move set. If you nailed the move set, what does she do, the kangaroo thing?

Yeah. Wait, scroll up. Wait, so these aren't the most... These are the most popular ones? Top trending. Shrunken Head Bob? Okay. Ray Gunn Catnap from Poppy Playtime?

I mean... That's definitely not the number three most popular. There's no way. A Chipotle Burrito? What is this? Get off this. Get off the Smithsonian Magazine. This list is just top trending,

so this could be people looking up the cost. No, I know, but do another one. You tell me, and I'll pick. We'll scroll. Yeah, do that one. Time Magazine? Yeah, I'll trust Time Magazine. Same thing, I think.

Number one is Shrunkin' Head Bobber. Yeah, they're all going to have the same. A catnap? Really? Okay. Lady Deadpool for sure. Sabrina Carpenter? What, do you just dress up as a short blonde woman?

Like, what do you do there? Yeah, I mean, she always has a heart on her breast area. On her bosom? Yes. Nice. What? What? Just the terminology is funny.

Look, a pop artist known for her blonde hair, distinct style, including her iconic heart corset. Fuck you. That was to you. I wasn't laughing that you got the heart wrong. I was laughing because I was saying breast and bosom. Like you would ever say that in any other context. To be fair, Danny, you're kind of halfway to Sabrina Carpenter right now.

Yes, you are. So I just need to cut off a heart on my chest and I'd be Sabrina Carpenter? I think that's it. I think that's all you have to do. We've got to cut the costume. Are we ever going to use this costume? There goes the hat. You can't have such sudden movement.

Are we ever going to use this costume again? Here, where's the scissor? Oh, here it is. Okay. This is going to be hard. It's going to be, it's not going to work. That's what it's going to be. Okay, here we go.

All right, so there's a way to, like, fold it. It's just going to be a circle. He's going to, first of all, you're cutting way too towards your body. Danny's trying to go from Smurfette to Sabrina Carpenter, and you're almost there. This doesn't, he's destroying this costume. I can't, it's going to be really hard. Well, just do it. Now it just looks like

it's upside down heart. What are you trying to, like what shape are you trying to do? I'm trying to. I believe it was heart. I'm trying to make some leeway in this thing.

Right. Dude, I need fabric scissors. I think you just need better tact. There you go. Danny's working late. For some reason, I can't get

double chunk chocolate cookie out of my head now. It's like repeating in my head over and over. Your makeup makes your eyes look very blue. Okay. Beautiful eyes

that man has. Maybe we can keep talking. I'm kind of enthralled. I'm kind of enthralled by this. He thought that we weren't talking. That's how much he doesn't listen. Like, he doesn't care. He doesn't listen at all.

Man, that hair is so yellow. Yeah, it's very, it's very, it's very pissy. Yeah. Is your nipple gonna pop out? Do you got nipples on there? Sabrina Carpenter doesn't do that.

Good job with that. Sabrina Carpenter doesn't show her nipples, does she? It's gonna be slightly off-center, but... Oh, he's gonna care about that a lot, for sure. He's actually, He's doing a far better job than I would have guessed based on the first 30 seconds.

His hand is blocking it, so I can't see how this heart is going. I can't. I think your hair's getting in the way. I know. It's just going to be a circle. It's just going to be a circle. No, it's definitely. All right.

Let's see the final product. Here it is, folks. Danny went from Smurfette to Sabrina Carpenter. I'm working late. It's just, it's a circle. It's just, it's, it's just. It's a Superman logo. You don't know what that is.

You just cut a hole in a costume. I wish I wasn't wearing a shirt. Why do you wish that? You should have just cut through the shirt. Don't lift up your shirt. He's lifting up his shirt. What's the... Is this how she does it?

Is this how she... Sabrina Carpenter does not look like that, dude. Is her chest that hairy? Yeah. All right, now do it. I'm working late. Because I'm a singer. Wait, move the mic out of the way.

Look at Sabrina Carpenter. everybody tagger smurf brina carpenter yes it's a combination okay we have to wear this for patreon by the way and maybe the the video he forgot forgot about that that's okay that's okay i think i think listen i love a good dual costume you know this is sabrina smurfenter this is no smurf oh smurf carpenter smurf carpet oh that sounds like a smurf that makes i i think it's Just Smurf-rina Carpenter. That's what I said. That's what I said.

You know, Dan, it's a really good original idea. You know, I hate you guys so much. All right. I think Jason's been giving us the wrap-up for a while because he doesn't want to. Oh, that's what we're ending it on? Oh, yeah. We're ending it on Dan Smurf-rina Carpenter. My bosom?

On your bosom, for sure. On your bosom. You know, for how many? I will say, I do love, you know, that's a good, I love a center cleavage cut. On yourself? No, no. On Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I guess so. JT let's just get out of here on that tell them where to find you you can find me on Instagram

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