Picky Boys Podcast - These Blow Up Dolls Aren’t Mine!!!- Picky Boys Podcast #258

Episode Date: January 8, 2023

Join the Patreon to enter the giveaway and see tomorrow's video! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss falling off a cliff in a tesla, VR gladiators, J...t's exploding computer, and Danny's awkward mechanic encounter! Leave a comment down below, and enjoy the episode! Merch ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #258

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Take off my jacket and there's just like two two blow-up dolls and a baby carriage in there And and and he just doesn't say anything and I was like, oh You guys keep looking at me I specialize in bird law I don't know the answer. It looks like the biggest chess piece in the world. It's like say when I need that I truly hope your futures come true. Why do every time you say that you're it sounds like ominous So this man was nice enough to send me the security footage, which we'll put up here Okay. Let it go.
Starting point is 00:00:32 All right. Welcome back to the Picky Boys Podcast. Welcome back. Oh, sheesh. Tomorrow on our Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys, we taught Martin how to drive, and the video's going up. We hit 200 patrons, and we made Martin go through the Picky Boys driving course. There's three tiers on the Patreon.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Any tier gets this video. Sign up with the $8 tiers where you get all the juice. And also, during the video, we had custom Picky Boys license plates made. This is this fucking thing. I can't get it off. All right, relax. We had custom Picky Boys license plates made that we had on my car for the entire video. And at the end of the month, we will be giving them away to a patron.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Boom. You can't use them on your car. You can just hang them on your wall. But it's like a set used prop. Memento. Put it on the wall. Put it on the wall. Put it in your garage.
Starting point is 00:01:23 You know that we just kissed it. Oh, God. But it was on your car. The one with the bell in the back was. You too? You too? All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:01:30 So this is a three times kissed Picky Boys license plate that you can win just by being a patron of any tier at the end of this month. I guess we might as well sign it, too. Value it at $9,000, actually. Sign the back. Yeah, we'll sign the back. All right. Cool.
Starting point is 00:01:42 So if you want this, then join the Patreon. And by the time this is uploaded, we should have at least a preview for tomorrow's Patreon video. So here it is. No, this. Whoa. This camera. I didn't see that.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Like, do you know what you need to do to put the car in drive? I mean, I put it, I put it on. That's good. That's good. Where's the blindfold? Wait, there's a blindfold? Are we all, we're moving. We haven't moved yet.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Keep going on the road. Also, now, pump the, pump the gas as hard as you can. No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. There's too many voices. So straight away, watch out for the family over there. Oh, the family. The family. Oh, that family.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Oh, my God, relax. Immediately. There is a cop behind us. Oh, God. Where's the registration? Where's the registration? Shit. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:02:23 All right, here we go. Where is it? Is it right away? Hold on. We're in a parking lot. You'll be fine. Oh, God. You guys promised me nothing bad was going to happen.
Starting point is 00:02:30 The registration, I can't... Where even is it? Where's it? Oh, my God. Wow. Wow. Look at that. True.
Starting point is 00:02:39 He did great. That's a good preview. I know. Hell yeah. All right, now we're in. All right. Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:02:45 I'll tell you this much. If you want to kill yourself and your family, don't buy a Tesla. Okay. off the rip have you heard this story have you heard the story basically a man in california i think tried to i think tried to uh what is that famous movie stars that drove off the cliff uh kate and bonnie and clyde that's not right kate kate and women john and kate no no plus eight it's two women okay wait i actually and louise yeah basically he tried to thelma and louise the his entire family his two kids and his wife and drove off a 250 foot cliff
Starting point is 00:03:23 and the tesla landed on its tires and all of them survived that's gonna be an awkward thanksgiving what does survive mean is the question i want to ask what does survive mean and what is is it like a very steep hill and they were tumbling down or they just from the top 250 feet bam yeah like an elevator also because if the paramedics come down or they helicopter down and they and i'm in the car and they're like how you doing and like the only thing i could do is that's not surviving for me that's surviving that's not surviving listen if you if if you fall from 250 feet in any vessel that is surviving but that's my point did they tumble down a steep hill that's 200 i'm not exactly sure the the questions that come to my mind more of is that like first of all how do
Starting point is 00:04:10 they know it was intentional and what like can he now try to explain it to his wife and kids like it was oh it was just an accident or was he like this is why i fucking hate you yeah you're concerned about the legal liability yeah i'm concerned about the liability here i mean great ad for tesla oh fantastic ad for tesla that's like that's a crazy that is like i was thinking about if we were like driving past this hill you know all the time we're like oh if you fell off of this would you survive all of us would say no and anybody who was like yeah you could survive this 250 foot drop would be ridiculed imagine the next day the story comes out yeah someone came someone drive off here it's like the tesla commercial is that exact scenario like talking
Starting point is 00:04:51 with your boys like do you think you survive all those clips like in this tesla you can yeah i think elon's probably gonna use this as an opportunity to like new teslas now come with parachutes or something the new one's supposed to already be yeah a boat and now it's gonna have a parachute i i do know that tesla's like are borderline impossible to flip over because the battery is so heavy and it's on the bottom that it can be t-boned where where a normal car would go it will just fucking it's like a weighted dice i can yeah i can flip it very bottom heavy i can flip it weighted dice can you roll a different number or is it just a higher chance yeah i feel like you should occasionally be able to roll because you also have to throw them off your
Starting point is 00:05:29 scent right for sure oh i was like scent like what are we sniffing the dice the dice have a smell man you need okay if i roll seven 20 times in a row that looks crazy but if i roll it 16 out of the 20 it's like that's still too kind of doable that's still too many also the odds of that are psychotic also but with a with a loaded die you have to you have to have like some kind of uh like hand work too you have to like you know be sneaky because if you're playing a game of dice everyone uses the same dice that's the whole point right so you have to like you know replace it and you know take yours out and quickly replace and put a slight of hand yeah yeah yeah because or else they would just roll the same numbers as you true but and then in we're talking about craps
Starting point is 00:06:16 you keep rolling over and over until like you hit whatever number i feel like so that could work Craps is two dice. I feel like if you can just replace one dice. Craps is three, right? Oh, no. Craps is two. It is not three. I'm thinking about CeeLo.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Right. Let's talk about the thing everyone knows. Craps. I'm saying if you could just replace. Most people know CeeLo. That's the game that you play in a high school bathroom, right? Yeah, exactly. I almost lost a lot of money in the high school bathroom in CeeLo.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I feel like a lot of people know CeeLo. But either way, Craps is the one people know. They know what it is, but no one knows how to play. Who knows how to play Craps? No one. I don't think the dealers know how to play craps. It's incredibly confusing. Because on some numbers, you win back like 7.2 times your bet.
Starting point is 00:06:59 They're just tossing chips. I don't know. I don't know how to play it. I feel like you can definitely learn it in like 30 minutes. But who's got the time? 30 minutes is way too long for anything. But I've always wanted to learn it because it looks like the most fun game. Like so many people are around.
Starting point is 00:07:15 They go, wow. You all cheer together. You go, ah, fuck. Look at this guy with his role. Yeah, but not many times in a casino can one person truly ruin your run in that one. You're riding high, and then you're immediately a piece of shit. And listen, I'm sure people will dispute this, but it is not that person's fault. You're literally rolling a die.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Like, you cannot get mad at somebody for rolling a die wrong. It's not their fault. It's the die's fault. That's not how a gambler's mind works. Also, that's not how it works. You can totally get mad. No, see, this is the gambler's mind. No, you can get mad.
Starting point is 00:07:47 A gambler's mind is a sickness. It's a disease. You could get mad because there could be someone next to you going, oh, he's going to roll a seven. Like, that's a bad person. Did you know that 99.9% of gamblers quit right before they win huge? You guys know that? I've heard that.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Any gamblers? So if you're gambling and you're down, just put in more. You'll probably win because you're right there. I know. A drunk homeless man in Atlantic City once told me that, well, you know, he's there for a reason. Right. And he was giving some gambler's wisdom.
Starting point is 00:08:18 and he said you want to take advice from the guy the guy lost all his money and he said in gambling there's only winners and quitters
Starting point is 00:08:25 which one was he I don't know I'm sure he'll he'll try again I honestly funny enough I was watching a like a
Starting point is 00:08:35 a video with with Steve will do it and he said that exact same thing Steve will do it we'll be homeless Steve will do it met the same homeless guy
Starting point is 00:08:42 same homeless guru he met the same homeless guru Danny's gonna see him in like 10 years that's how Well, stock investing works, right? They're only winners and quitters? The company could very much go under, and then it's all over.
Starting point is 00:08:54 That would make you a quitter. That would make them quitters. That would make them quitters. They quit on me. Fucking Enron. Speaking of the, I guess, like the craps, the whole table gambling together, my friend when we were in Atlantic City, he somehow, he's a genius and knows how to play craps. I do not know how.
Starting point is 00:09:09 The smartest people on earth know how to play craps. He was running the table, and I guess, first of all, he went on a hot streak. I guess you have to keep rolling until you roll a seven, right? Something like that. Yeah, or the point. So he – the point. Okay, whatever. I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:09:24 The point is – It would need to be a 50-hour podcast to learn. Let's simplify. Let's simplify. You keep rolling until you get a seven. You keep rolling until you lose. And then every roll that's not the seven makes you money, depending on where you put your chips.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Now, he had – I think it was either the longest or the second longest streak at that casino for craps ever wow and yeah and so the guy next to him and like a bunch of people at the table right they're all cheering they're all having a great time because my friend just keeps going and the guy next to him won like like 120k because of his uh roles so the guy gave him like a thousand dollars wow a thousand is not enough to give it depends what their relationship was building in that moment if he was like yeah yeah keep going Oh, I love you. And he kissed him a little.
Starting point is 00:10:13 It's like, blow on it, blow on it, blow on it. If someone wins $100,000 after they blew on the dice I'm rolling, I deserve half. By the way, the statisticians say that, you know, seven is the most rolled number on two dice. I don't believe that. Have you ever played Catan? The robber doesn't come up nearly enough.
Starting point is 00:10:32 But it comes up more than any other number does. It depends on the game. Sometimes I truly think, like, this is all bullshit. somehow a five is coming up every goddamn time he looks at the dice and goes you're bullshit you're right he just didn't want to argue the statistics of dice no i mean i i know that's i get how it works there's all different kind of combinations that you can do i understand it's funny because with dice you know the seventh most common number but in katan or board games completely different game but in craps seven is the most common number it's like whenever you
Starting point is 00:11:08 don't need it it's the most because life works that way i'm just saying sometimes the things that are like correct on paper don't feel like they are oh we know you believe that a thousand percent i mean this happens you know true that's true random all right jt you want to tell my story i want to hear what happened yesterday i i they know sort of details i haven't told them anything because i want to save it for this podcast it's funny when jt comes in and he's go this is what we do now it's like if something funny or bad happens to us like i don't know I can't tell you yet, and then we all want to know to save it for you, actually. True.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Yeah, so let me start from the top. Basically, I was streaming Dark Souls. Twitch.tv slash PinkyBoyStreaming, by the way. Yeah, JT. I was streaming Dark Souls. I was having a great, grand old time eating a spicy cheese ball every time I died. It was horrible. It was painful, but honestly, it was very fun.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Anyway, midstream, my PC just shuts off, and all my lights are connected to my PC and everything, so the whole room just goes black, and I had no idea. I was like, what the fuck? and uh i tried to turn it on i can't whatever whatever so i canceled the stream my pc is like bricked and i go to the computer repair store the next day first things first i walk in and the guy is actually someone i like was acquainted with in high school shout out alex uh and i was like hey alex right we went to high school together right which me knowing the cashier or not the repair person just makes it more awkward for what's about to happen next
Starting point is 00:12:34 because first of all i placed my computer down i explained the situation and he's like all right let's take a look he opens it up he takes off you know the metal takes off the glass panel it's like i had like a glass window inside my pc and first of all at this point i realized from carrying the pc into the store i have like this black ash like soot all over my hands and then i see it's all over his hands oh and then he goes he looks and goes i think this is from your power supply he's like oh my god your power supply exploded oh i was like jesus jt has a little bomb in his computer he turns away and starts uh going into his computer to type in some repairs and stuff i can do so and he hands me my pc back so i take the glass panel and i put it back in
Starting point is 00:13:22 and then i go huh that's upside down and i pull it out and i swear i'll tell you what it felt like From my perspective, I am holding a piece of glass in my hand, and it explodes like it has gunpowder inside it. God damn it. It explodes all over the place. There's no way to describe how wholly unprepared I was for this situation. I just literally stare at my hands. Bleeding, by the way. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Blood dripping on the floor from the glass. I just stare at my hands for like a good five seconds, and I look up and go, I'm sorry. he's just staring he's staring at it too he's staring like did that thing just explode that's what yes yes it did yesterday was not my fault um so then from there uh we still haven't figured out exactly what repairs i'm gonna do so we keep talking for another five minutes there's glass everywhere it's on the desk it's in my computer it's on the desk it's on the floor and we are talking about what repairs i'm gonna do and like at some point like five minutes i'm like i'm gonna clean this up they hand you a broom i offered i was like i was like hey by the
Starting point is 00:14:27 way do you have a broom i'll i'll take care of this he's like no no we got someone coming but by the time i left still on the floors i don't know what happened they just left it there when it's time to give me the pc back now there is no side panel to fix so i just have him carrying an open pc and i'm about to take it he's like hold on one second he takes it flips it over dumps all glass out and gives it to me. That's forward thinking. Good customer service. Shout out to Alex. Give him a raise.
Starting point is 00:14:54 JT walked into this place, got black soot all over this man's hands, and then broke glass. Broke glass, exploded it everywhere. The next part is when I get home, and I post about the PC, this and that, and he actually messages me, because we follow each other. I think he follows
Starting point is 00:15:09 the Pinky Boys. He asks me how it's going, is it working, yada yada. I'm like, no, it exploded. And then he's like, do you want to see it? I'm like, what? He's like, the video. I was like, yeah. So this man was nice enough to send me the security footage,
Starting point is 00:15:25 which we'll put up here, of the glass exploding in my hand. Danny, I'll show you. Okay, there's JT, beautiful man. There he is. Oh, my God. Oh, that's the realization moment. Yeah, that's a lot of shock there. JT looking at his hands like, what have I done?
Starting point is 00:15:42 That's what it's called, right? Tempered glass that shatters like that. well yeah that that thing won't be dodging any bullets but yeah i went back today and all the blood was cleaned up and most of the glass i did find a couple pieces but it's hard to clean up glass it's hard to clean up blood too it's a biohazard danny danny knows danny knows this stuff yeah i do you could crash a beer bottle on the ground and find shards for a whole year i have always wanted to i mean i i don't want this to happen but in my mind i've always wanted to get into a bar fight
Starting point is 00:16:12 and be like, let's go and have a glass bottle ready to murder somebody. Yeah, if you do that, it's no longer a bar fight. This is like a fight to the death. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Yeah. Because now, if you did that, if I was fighting you and you did that and now you have a knife, I'm like, oh,
Starting point is 00:16:27 am I allowed to kill him? Yeah. Yeah? You're dead. Look at that. What a dumb decision for you to break that bottle. Now you're dead.
Starting point is 00:16:34 How are you getting there? You are allowed to kill me. He mulled it over. Yeah, it's like, am I right? Am I allowed to kill me? So now, As soon as you break the bottle, everyone in that bar is allowed to kill you.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Well, that's not how that works. Why not? What if you just start like... Well, if you do that, you have to make an emotion towards somebody. Somebody from the end of the bar can't just be like, I've been waiting for this. And I'll shoot you. Or it's like you accidentally fumble and break it, and now you're just being mauled to death. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:01 There was no intent. Can you believe that duels happened? There have been U.S. presidents who've been challenged to duels. I'm 90% sure that in Texas, you can still, like, duel someone to a fist fight. That's everywhere. Legally. No, I'm not, but, like, legally. If two people agree to fight, you can fight each other.
Starting point is 00:17:19 I don't think so. What are you talking about? If I agree to fight JT, and then I hit him really hard, then he sues me, I think he can. In Texas, he can't, if he signed the document. Well, anybody can sue anybody for anything. I don't think he'd win, though. If you two agree to fight, you can fight. Right?
Starting point is 00:17:34 So, you guys keep looking at me. I specialize in bird law. I actually, I don't know the answers to your question. We were looking at JT for the answers. I think this is the answer. What? I think that you can, if two people agree to fight, you can fight each other.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Hey, me and you in the parking lot, 3 p.m. Yeah, sure. Danny's on to something, but I don't know if it's every state. Maybe not every state. I think it's definitely Texas. It's definitely not Texas. No, no, no, it's definitely Texas. It definitely is Texas.
Starting point is 00:18:02 But I wouldn't be surprised if in some areas of Texas you could still legitimately duel. with a gun. Yeah, but it's not fair because you can't have this pistol or something. You would need one of the old things still. Why? Because it's too accurate.
Starting point is 00:18:17 It's unfair. I mean, I guess so. Does dueling become less ethical because the guns are more accurate? I don't think that's how that works. I think so. No, I think actually, yeah, kind of. I think I read somewhere in the olden days
Starting point is 00:18:35 when they were dueling, most duels didn't end in, like, even an injury or a death. You're not supposed to shoot to kill. Yeah, exactly. They would shoot, like, purposely, like, to the side of the person just to show, I could have killed you, and I didn't, bitch. But if anything, the more accurate then would make it, you shoot him in the legs.
Starting point is 00:18:54 That's true. It's a good point. It's a good point. Isn't there a president, Andrew Jackson, right? He was involved in, like, a bunch of duels. Listen, that would be crazy. I don't give a shit would they call me a pussy if I didn't say yes
Starting point is 00:19:10 no but I think they're allowed to like bang your wife yeah for sure just do it I'm not dueling are you kidding me one eyed and one armed willy duel Danny and just let him bang his wife instead I fully think that in some
Starting point is 00:19:25 in some way we're going to have like coliseum fights eventually on reality TV I mean got the UFC Yeah, UFC is... UFC is as close as we'll get. No, I'm talking about to the death or like three people trying to fight a tiger or something.
Starting point is 00:19:41 I'm talking about coliseum death fights. Once like VR gets really good, probably. Sure. Do you think they'll use real people that actually died? No, I think he's talking about real people. I mean, it could come in... Depending on how terrible the world becomes, it could come in a few different ways.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Well, 100%, 110%. As soon as we have VR and technology that can create accurate simulations of everything. Dude, I will watch the fuck out of like, oh yeah, these three guys Saturday night gonna take on a tiger in a real, completely real simulation. What about virtual, like,
Starting point is 00:20:16 like virtual, like competitions like that, like almost like virtual sports, you know? So it's like, these are, like each player has stats, like real sports, and they also somehow have, you know, like variables like like only the computer knows which way they'll play and so betting on them will be betting like real sports i feel like that could be a big industry imagine certain games like but there's no like error right no but there could be like you could program error right you
Starting point is 00:20:48 could program randomness yeah but little chance but once you programming like oh that guy tripped on the basketball court how do you not expect it to be rigged but that's already what they do But what about, like, I don't know, like virtual casinos and stuff? Like slots, like how, like, people. Well, he doesn't trust those. Okay. But isn't there a way that they prove that it's not rigged? Yeah, there are ways.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Yeah, there are ways. But what I'm saying is that this is already the case of sports. When you have every statistician is like, okay, Steph Curry has a 90% free throw percentage, and he has 50% from the three-point line. Like, everything's highly calculated anyway. Yeah, but they don't, like... It's highly calculated odds.
Starting point is 00:21:30 I understand, but they... I understand that, like, sports analysis, like, do the sports players, but a computer won't be able to judge, like, oh, did his wife not cook the eggs right in the morning? Is his tummy a little... Well, eventually, we're saying... His tummy is a little sick.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Like, you can't calculate that stuff. Eventually, they will be. But can you not, like, can you not just, like, make, like, essentially a very, very advanced sim that goes through the life of a normal person and maybe someone cuts him off on the way to the game and then he throws, you know, he throws an interception.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Why? Just like, why? Because then we can open up the sports that would be considered unethical, like three men versus a tiger. Which I want to see. Or truly just like man on man to the death combat.
Starting point is 00:22:14 That would be insane. Why don't we just do it for real? They would have like kill moves, right? They'd have like finishing moves. Oh, it'd be fucking awesome. Like fucking Mortal Kombat. That would be cool. After you choke the guy out, he does a backflip onto his head.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah, it'd be awesome. You guys scare me sometimes, just a little. I'm just saying. I think it's time to kind of introduce some new stuff. I think it'd be cooler. For the sake of humans, protecting humans, by the way. It'd also be cool if they're like, yeah, for this simulation, we're turning gravity to 50% and we're turning strength up 200% on all players.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Like, oh, my God, this is going to be crazy. Oh, my God, that's going to be so amazing. I'm so excited for the future. me too I hope you see it I truly hope your future's come true why do every time
Starting point is 00:22:58 you say that it sounds like ominous like why is he gonna die like you're saying I hope you see it as if you know something that I don't you don't know
Starting point is 00:23:06 what I know Antonio has a death note oh also I was did I tell you that till tomorrow the driving video with Martin comes out
Starting point is 00:23:14 as we said on patreon.com slash picky boys and during in the driving course we we have him
Starting point is 00:23:21 evade a family and the family is made of blow-up dolls right and so when we were when we were recording the video i had the blow-up dolls in my trunk of my car as yep as as you do because you need to you know transport the the props the blow-up dolls and uh i went to get my yearly like registration renewed and a car inspection and so i was going to leave it at the the uh you know the what is it called the mechanic shop i guess sure and the guy was like do you have any personal items in there before we take it and i was like i left my jacket went to go get my jacket in the trunk didn't even see it open the trunk he's with me nobody sees anything then i take off my jacket and there's just like two two blow-up dolls and a baby carriage in there and
Starting point is 00:24:09 and he just doesn't say anything and i was like oh look at that oh okay i just shut it real quick but that was very embarrassing so thank you do you think do you think he's seen weirder oh for sure he has like what i don't know the only thing weird could be a crime yeah the only thing weirder is like a body yeah i mean which arguably less weird yes and no well i guess you know if there's like there's just a bunch of fucking oranges with holes cut out in them you know essentially the equivalent of a blow-up doll yeah it was just except fruit yeah but And it would smell better. Citrus.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Oh, for sure, citrusy. What if they were just like 10 of them in the seats? What is, who was, I don't even know who an orange man is. No, no, I bet he'll, there are people who hoard in their cars. You ever walk by a car and you're like, oh my God. Right. It's like, you know, shit to the windows. Yeah, he probably saw garbage, but I don't think that's weird.
Starting point is 00:25:06 He's probably seen a lot of garbage, but. Or there was like a. Or dildos. Yeah, like a dildo salesman. Mm-hmm. There's just a thousand dildos. Mm-hmm. BDSM equipment. Not that anybody
Starting point is 00:25:15 should be ashamed of any of these things, by the way. But I was. Can we talk about Well, also, it was weirder because these blow-up dolls didn't have holes. They were just blow-up dolls. But, first of all, who would ever need these? I guess we did. Us.
Starting point is 00:25:31 But, like, I thought the whole point of a blow-up doll was to fuck it. Can we go over that real quick? No, you could, like, hug it. You know? But you could hug the other one, too. But hugging it? It's, like, such a terrible material. It's, like, the material of, like, a like a water like a like a pool float it's a terrible material to hug pretty accurate if let's say it did have hole in it it doesn't that seem way worse than like a hand like your hand
Starting point is 00:25:55 well well the inside whatever the inside doesn't feel like the same material the inside's like softer you didn't see the inside would be a different material i believe this oh because well i just believe and also you know sometimes sometimes i sometimes you know with hands you You can't – maybe there's a budding young man who wants to practice actual sex emotions rather than just jerking. And you can try to fuck your hands, but really you need something to play with. All right. Yeah, JT. See that?
Starting point is 00:26:32 I'm just hypothetically saying. Take it from the expert. Fair enough. True. That's why they sell the – they sell the – for flashlights. Oh, you're just assuming this as well? They sell an extension? No, I had a friend that used them a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:47 So these flashlights, basically they sell a shower holder. So you suction that to the shower, put the flashlight inside. And you would say, two minutes ago, you'd say, why don't they just use their hand and fucking use the flashlight? No, I could totally see. That's because you want the motion. And I could also totally see a flashlight. I could totally see a flashlight.
Starting point is 00:27:06 You told me that was to hold your beer. shower beers are great not better than shower oranges but great nonetheless shower beers worse than shower orange oh without doubt are you one of the 10 of people who thinks that um what's it called cilantro tastes like soap uh no i'm okay with cilantro me too i love cilantro i think i think it gives a wonderful freshness why do people just have like why are there just things where if you're in this pool or a lottery sucks for you like what a weird that's the human condition what a weird thing do you think like cilantro at some point was poisonous well maybe the cilantro just wasn't in their area wherever they their ancestry is from so like they just never developed a taste
Starting point is 00:27:52 for it maybe well is it like from every race it's random or is it one race or is it like more likely that's an interesting i don't think that's touching this one but that's what that Touching this one. But that's what that would mean. I think it's just general from everybody. I don't know if... Well, explain that, Captain. I don't know if it's...
Starting point is 00:28:07 But I know that... You know what I think is interesting? Asian flush. Yeah, Asian glow. Yeah. It's like there's a... I think it's like a biological condition that you have that makes you allergic.
Starting point is 00:28:22 You can't process... You can't process the alcohol. Like wheat-based alcohol. I feel like super, super, super Irish people get something like that too. Well, they're just... I think they're just super white and get red. I think they're super white, and they also, like,
Starting point is 00:28:33 this is an Asian person after, like, one beer. These Irish people have had 20 already. That's true. It's like your body just can't do it anymore. If you give your body enough of anything, it's allergic, okay? Like, if you're having 20 beers. JT's having first experience on that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I was eating dinner yesterday, and I was like, you know what I love? Like, some, like, fresh cracked restaurant pepper. You know, like, fresh black pepper. I love black pepper. Are you hungry? I'm very hungry. because like
Starting point is 00:28:59 there's a lot of food but I love black pepper and like I don't know how to I've gotten like the McCormick you know tiny black pepper grinder
Starting point is 00:29:07 it is not the same I need an Italian man to bring over what looks like like the the leg of a chair yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:29:16 the leg of an old wooden chair yeah they do look like that to just like grind it on it looks like the biggest chess piece in the world yeah and it's like
Starting point is 00:29:23 say when I need that because something about it makes it's such great fragrant black pepper or maybe they use different peppercorns
Starting point is 00:29:31 I was going to say maybe we should put a little pepper plant in our windowsill and then boom fresh pepper true I was growing a flower
Starting point is 00:29:37 did you see that I did not it's in our kitchen what kind of flower you could you put up a whole house plant a whole big thing
Starting point is 00:29:45 there I would notice half the kitchen can be gone if it's not the things that JT if it's not the air fryer or the fridge I won't notice
Starting point is 00:29:53 he won't notice true is there a draft in here oh Danny must put on the AC There's just a hole. The point is, if anybody knows where to buy chair leg pepper grinders, let me know. I have it upstairs. Really?
Starting point is 00:30:05 I have the same thing, but it's smaller. Do you have the right pepper? Yeah. No, you need one that's like. Peppercorn. No, you need one that's literally like you're holding a giant bazooka. And you're getting reps in by turning it. It needs to look like the banister of a stair case.
Starting point is 00:30:21 It has to be held by two people. That's the best one. Yeah. Yeah. Put in my lobster business. That's what I do. All right. Say when.
Starting point is 00:30:29 When. Yeah, we can edit it. Tell me when. All right. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me on Instagram at JTHolm97 and streaming on Twitch, twitch.tv slash pickyboysstreaming. You can find me at Ant Prisco.
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