Picky Boys Podcast - These Flavored Liquors Are Getting Out Of Hand! - Picky Boys Podcast #413

Episode Date: February 22, 2026

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All right, bring us in, Pops. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Here we are. I feel like you should have said it a little more, what you're wearing. Oh, what? Say it, say it. A little tracksuit? Say it.

Can you stand up? Can you show some cheek a little bit? Sure. Show that bowl. Yeah, get over there. Hey. What are you doing? Shake it a little.

Shake it a little. Get in there. Hey. Oh. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Welcome back to the Picky Boys. He just needs a chain. I need a chain. I need a gold chain. I guess we've got to get them, JT. Show more chest hair. Whoa, that's a lot.

That's actually pretty long. Should I see that again? Can we get a length check? Can we get a length check on that? Dude, if your hairline ever goes and you need a donor area, right there, man. Right from there? You put that on your cap? What do I got?

No. Hairless. Smooth. Absolutely hairless. Brazilian. Brazilian wax. You got chest hair? No.

I feel like last time I've seen your nipples, you had no hair there either. I have some nipple hair. Martin, hairy nipples. Martin shaved his nipples or someone else probably shaved it for him now I'm thinking about it and then sent us a picture said see how tiny my nipples are and no one was looking at the size Why he said that yeah, I don't understand. They got smaller though. They did did they well They were hard appear appearance wise they got smaller because cuz less hair less hair. It looks like it was a bigger nipple also Don't put that up like we were trying to he was trying to sunny-side up two eggs because there was one down here

I don't understand. I'm going to describe it to the people. He shaved his nipple area, but the middle chest, upper chest is unshaved. It's a landing strip. Yeah, you know how nipples have the point, and then the nipples have the areola? He did the outer layer of the areola. No, I actually think that's what you're supposed to do. You want to keep this, because then it doesn't look like you shaved.

It looks like you have regular chest hair. No, bro, it looks like he shaved. It looks like he has two circles in a crop circle. No, no, it's not that bad. You should have done a design. No, you can't shave the middle. Dude, it looks like... It looks like...

All right, we'll stop describing it because we can't put it up. It looks like Austin Powers shit. Honestly, he wouldn't care if you put it up. Just put it up. Just put it up. Show them Martin's nipples. I'll blur his nipples.

These are Martin's nipples. These are Martin's nipples. Congratulations. Here they are. Sorry, sorry. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. What a way to start.

What a way to start is Martin's nipples. My bad. That's my fault. That's definitely my fault. You know, I was almost duped recently. Almost duped? Almost duped. all right i was at a bar it's like a dive bar i'm not going to name the bar because

there was some shady practice going on 100 percent oh no one actually named i'm not gonna name the bar but i feel like you will name i shouldn't but i'm not going to it sounds like you really want to name the bar what was the first letter i can't say why i can't see okay okay either way okay all right you don't know this bar you don't know this bar is it because it's It's, no, it's a regular bar. Whoa, whoa, calm down. It's just a typical bar. Okay.

Either way. So I get the, I drink, I have a fun drink, whatever. It's all good. I have fun drink. That's how you describe a night out. Then I get the check. I give him my card. He has, the bartender has the iPad with like the tipping options.

And he purposely places the iPad like this. So it's facing him. It doesn't auto-flip. So now, when it's looking at me, the highest tip option is on the left, and the lowest is on the right, because it hasn't flipped. It's upside down. Except this bar, the highest tip option, the one on the left, is 50%. What?

A 50%. And I'm sure he gets drunk people all the time that accidentally just go, and click it. But it's a 50% tip on the left, purposely upside down to try to misconstrued you. I was furious, honestly. I was just like – You should have entered zero. I know.

I thought about it. Turn it around. But it was just like – and I watched as he handed it to other people because I was like, I wonder if this was intentional. It happens every time. He hands it intentionally like this. the entire thing is flicked tricking you trying to trick you into clicking a 50 tip that's an unexcusable business practice that's lame as fuck i'm not trying to stereotype yes but now i know exactly what kind of bar you were at i don't think you do happens a lot i think so what was

it in brooklyn was it in brooklyn yeah it's like a dive bar it does not happen a lot i've never happened to me ever i'm confused by what you mean by this i know i mean exactly what jason means by Interesting. I don't understand what you mean. I was going to ask, like, is there a chance it was an accident that's really shady? But if you look at other tables. Well, since it was upside down, how do you know it wasn't 0.5%? I know.

I know. And when I watch other people do it, it was like, wow, this is insane. This is a shady business practice. And like I said, I'm sure when it's like a drunk asshole at the end of the night, you can get somebody. But this was at like 7 p.m. I went to this place. like you're just doing this to regular patrons that's insane shady business practices i will never be back i hate to break i hate to break to you but how do you know you weren't that drunk guy at the bar i wasn't it was a little bit of my first drinks of the night

it was this is shady this is shady and it's definitely shady it's shady and unacceptable it's definitely underneath a tree totally shady totally asshole i will never i will never go back because of this now it's just it's just inexcusable what were the drinks good They were okay. All right. Because I feel like you could just... To even have the 50% tipping as an option on the right side is pretty shady and pretty like scummy thing to do.

What was the lowest? 20%. So when... It was like 20%, then 25, then 50. Yeah. And in that app, you can probably just set what you want there. Yeah, you set whatever you want. And probably people do 15, 20, 25 normally.

Yeah. Or sometimes people do like 18, 20, 25 or something like that. Having 50 there at all is ridiculous. If someone wants to tip you over 50%, they'll enter it in themselves. I'm going to throw my hat in the ring here with a question at first. Because I'm different here. My answer is going to be different. I have a feeling because Danny, in general, is fairly kind.

How much did you tip the person? What percentage would you say? I went all the way. I did the 20%. Okay. I didn't enter a custom tip, but at first I was literally, he almost got me because I always just, you know, I usually do the 20% option or whatever is to the left. Whatever is the lowest option you do.

No, if it's 18, 20, I'll do 20 for sure. I was just trying to help you out, but continue. But, well, that wouldn't help me out. It'd make me seem like a bad guy. Well, you kept saying you would do the left option, which is always the lowest. But oftentimes I do the left because nowadays it is just 20 is like the standard on the left, but I almost did it. And I went, whoa, first of all, upside down, reading, I'm already thrown off kilter.

Math. And then I clicked a 20, and I gave him a dirty, dirty look. But you didn't know at this point if it was intentional or not, because you hadn't seen it done to other people yet. Yes, but I had, as soon as I saw the 50%, I was like, this is crazy. This is an intentional sabotage. This is intentional sabotage. It's a bad business practice. I think I could call the Better Business Bureau and get them in trouble for this, truly.

All right, relax. I mean, don't be a nerd. He's a fucking asshole. That's an asshole. You're taking advantage of people. It's pretty hard to prove stuff like that. I don't know if he would actually get in trouble by the government. The easiest way to do it is what I would have done.

I don't know. You can call me whatever you want. It's just give him nothing. How about next time we fucking do the cup game for which tip you get? The shell game? Oh, yeah. I'll put a ball in this cup, whichever cup it lands in. That's how much tip you get.

It's the same thing. It's literally deceptive, fake, manipulative practices. to try to get me to tip half the bill i mean i mean i i do see the more you talk the more you're sweating you're swaying me the other way because i do agree with you but it's also like at the end of the day just you know pay attention right so like the more i agree with you already you're putting too much onus on the people no no no you see i agree with you i do just the more you're like digging would it would it would you think that if it was a 200 tip on the left think what this same thing you should pay attention if it was a 200 tip on the left absolutely you should

pay attention i don't know what if you're going to win that argument my point is if it's 250 200 175 if if just the greediness of that being on there i'm not tipping like you're doing too much i mean i agree you absolutely should always pay attention oh my god attention 100 you should all yes always i always agree with that okay it sounds like you're arguing against that you were No, I'm just saying it's manipulative to try to trick somebody into doing a different thing. Absolutely. I'll tell you this. He's probably one of the highest paid bartenders.

I bet it works a lot. Bad bartender, by the way. You said the drinks were okay. What do you do? The drinks were okay. Why? What do you do? What makes a bartender bad?

I had an empty drink for about 10 minutes, and he looked at me in my eyes and didn't didn't ask if I needed a new one, and then finally I flagged him down. I was like, hey, can I get a refill here, buddy? And that guy wants a 50% tip? And he wants a 50% tip. Wow. Maybe he just, like, scaled you, you know, in your track suit. He looked you up and down.

He's like, I'm just going to – I was not wearing those track suits. And listen, you can just tell – I don't want to be this guy, but you can just tell he was just, like, a bad guy kind of. If you were wearing the track suit, you really could. You really could. This feels like you're going – This is the kind of guy – like, I just – I'm telling you, this is –

He's just, he was just, he just had a vibe. This feels like you're going into a library judging some covers. That's what it feels like. I mean, maybe, but I'm judging it, I'm judging it extra hard based off of his actions. Can we go back to that bar? He was like some doofy. I want to go there. Can we go, can we go right after this?

He looks skeevy, or what do you mean? Yeah, he was like a, he was like a tall, tall guy, like kind of like a Travis Barker type. You know what Travis Barker is? The drummer? Tattoos everywhere? The drummer, like, yeah. So you're judging him on his tattoos? Was he bald?

It's somewhat tattoo. He was like wearing a beanie inside. He was just like. You're in Brooklyn. He was just like. He looked like a Brooklyn person, but a bad kind. The bad kind. Okay.

I agree. He kind of looked like Travis Barker a little bit. Okay. How do you know it wasn't Travis Barker? He just had that look that whoever he's dating, the parents are definitely not happy about it. The woman's parents are definitely not happy about it. They're like, this is the guy. Now, not only are you judging the book by its cover, you're giving him a sexual identity.

Oh, yes. Maybe the guy's parents aren't happy about it. Thank you. I thought we were a little inclusive. No, you can tell he's a womanizer. He's a bad person. That's why I'm not getting in the bar. Because he wasn't.

Because I don't want to send hate to the bar. But they should get hate sent. I honestly want to go back so I can tip nothing. So because he wasn't flirting with you. No, what? He likes women. I don't care. No.

Well, yes, but. I mean, he's not The answer is no you could just sometimes you can just tell It's called a gaydar for a reason it'd be so you have a bad one by the way It'd be so funny if we went to that bar, and it's literally just like 15% 2025 and dating just saw the five and in this drunken no I mean there is a chance we go a different bartender, and they don't do the flip around strategy But like I said even though even if the 50% was on there on the right

I would still be like Jesus 50% I have a question What are we doing here I have a question I have a question And we'll move on

We have to move on Like we'll move on from this But You said you got a drink You didn't get a drink For 10 minutes Yeah I need to know

How did you flag That next drink down What was the motion I'm not a controversial I'm not You know I'm not trying I'm not gonna get into a

Argument about it I was just asking How'd you do it Just like Nice Like every time Hey Can I get another vodka soda

thank you it's that simple voice went up four oct yeah oh it always goes up yeah yeah but i'm just saying i think that is that's deceptive maybe he thought he was serving a child and it's dumb i agree that's a that's a tactic you should employ on your drunkest shittiest rudest customer okay save it for the maybe that was you and it was employed on you that's what i'm trying to say Because that's what I thought, and I watched him do it to everybody else in the bar. What, did you walk over and flash the look at the iPad? No, you can just tell because he's looking at the iPad, and he does the same motion. And he doesn't tilt it their way.

He doesn't turn it around. No, no, he just puts it like this. That's weird to do in general, honestly. Yeah. Turn it around. I'd be upset. I'd be like, yo, fucking turn the thing around. Literally, I had these exact same thoughts.

I was like, do I just look like a fucking sucker? And then because of that, I literally watched him do it to everybody else. And I was like, this guy is just a bad person. He's just a bad person. And you gave him 20%. And I gave him 20%. So who's the dummy? You should go back dressed like this and see if he does it again.

And talk to the accent. Dude, he puts it down. He's like 75. Now the options are only, he always does the left. Now the options are 50, 75, and 100%. No, dude, if he does the accent and everything, he goes, oh, Maroon, 50%. If I had a TV show, the person that I want to be is the person who sees it and goes, oh, I bet you fool a lot of fucking idiots with this, don't you?

You're an asshole. That's who I want to be. Then you punch him. To be fair, it sounds more like I'd be like, I bet you fool a lot of people with this, don't you? That's who I want to be, but I am not him. You're not him because you're the guy that gets spit in the face and then tips the guy 20%.

I guess so. Might as well have been. I have a question kind of relating to this, but with the tipping hole thing, have you ever tipped 0%? I have. Oh. What did they do to you? No.

I think I've done it once. No, actually, I don't think I have. Oh, yes, I did. To be fair, we did once, but it was kind of, it was, I think it's the Blue Bay Diner story. Oh, yeah. Like that one, absolutely. We kind of actually technically ran out on the bill as a joke. But I think we still gave them a tip based off of the presumptuous bill that they had.

Based off the bill, we gave a tip. No, you tip up there, I think. Either way. We didn't. Whatever it was, we made a mistake, and I kind of accidentally did it. What do you mean? That day. It was like an accident.

It was like we were all trying to figure – because, again, we're all pulling together our money, trying to figure it out. And then some kind of miscommunication happened, and that's why there was no tip. Either way, it wasn't purposefully. It wasn't, no. I've never given a 0% tip. I've given like 18%. Oh. What, they spit in your food?

This guy's acting like he's never given under 20% tip. Oh, I always give a 20% tip. first of all just because the math is the easiest yeah whatever whatever but like what what if you have one of you've not tipped uh you know a bar that i don't like that you like yeah yeah yeah i'm saying what i'm saying what happened i'm not so they literally i don't know the whole bro they pour different things in the oh yeah oh well yeah of course if you're not getting what you he jason ordered captain morgan and this bar puts uh bacardi they'll put like other rums in the Sailor Morgan, whatever.

Sure, sure. Bars I've worked at do that, too. Sure. If you're literally not getting what you ask, fine. It's like, I'm not going to get spit on and then give the guy money. Or girl. Also, in the rare occasion that you only have cash, sometimes it's just like, this is just throw the entire $100 bill there, and that's it.

It might not be exactly 20%, but it's close enough. I'm not going to get the $1.27 out of my fucking pocketbook. Yeah. I've done that. It doesn't have to be exact. But other than that, 20% standard, easiest math. Just kind of is what it is. I don't know.

Yeah, no. It's good math. Well, if we're talking about bars anyway, I have this. Empirical Cilantro Vodka. Oh, wow. Yes, this is the same company that did the Doritos. Wow. Do I expect it to be that bad?

I don't know. But I do know for a fact that some people have an allergy to cilantro. Is that what that is? It's like a genetic mutation. Genetic mutation? Can you look up how many people have the genetic mutation that makes cilantro taste like soap? And if it's one in four, that means technically one of us have it? Is that how statistics work?

I think my dad has it. Four to 14%. Wow, that is such a big range. That's less than Danny's tips. The aversion is caused by a variation in the olfactory receptor gene, which makes individuals hypersensitive to the soapy-flavored aldehydes found in leaves. So it's not just cilantro, maybe. I guess so.

so this is cilantro vodka i feel like are we in a oh interesting it's more common in people of european or east asian descent huh and less common in populations where cilantro is heavily used such as south asia and latin america i guess that makes sense so this is like a oh not just soapy hold on so it could be moldy or dirt i don't know what mold tastes like but i know i could get a feeling of it you know also more common in females more common in females a lot more common wow the only people i know that have this are females well that would make sense compared to what we're saying how many people do you know have it two feels like a lot all right i'm super excited for this not gonna lie i'm a i'm a cilantro blower uh danny can you pass me one of those is there

another one like a little piece you can pour it i'll come get it sure come you gotta come drink it over here oh god love that sound no let me smell i want to know from the smell oh that doesn't smell good hmm that doesn't smell like cilantro smells a little it actually smells a little soapy that smells like cilantro does it maybe you have the gene no it's just my nose it smells like cilantro for sure oh that smells like jt's laundry in a good way i smell herbal do you oh incredibly herbal oh shit oh no do i have it it smells like leaves What? Have you ever had cilantro?

Sniff too hard. Come sniff this. Come on. It's obviously cilantro. Get over here, my Danny. Smells like leaves to you? Smells like hand soap. I could see a little bit of hand soap.

Thank you. Okay. I mean, it has alcohol in it. It's going to smell like... That is the best point made today. It's going to smell like hand sanitizer a little bit. But it smells unbelievably herbal. It smells like the grocery store a little, I suppose.

See, this was the mistake I made. This vodka is the one that made Doritos. Yeah. So even though it smells like that, I can't trust this taste at all. None of us could really trust if this is going to taste like... Well, the thing is... I don't... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I agree with you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not going to... Empirical comments on one of his videos one time. Now he's blowing them. Now you're blowing them. I'm the empirical connoisseur here. I did 25 days of Doritos vodka.

You can say a lot of things about Doritos vodka. It tastes bad. It makes you want to vomit. It makes you want to kill yourself. But you can't say it doesn't taste like Doritos. It does not taste like Doritos. It doesn't taste like Doritos. You are flipping so hard right now.

It tastes like grown-up Doritos. That's true. But it tastes eerily similar to the cheesiness that you throw up when you throw up a Dorito. You can't get me to agree and then kind of change what you're saying. I'm not. I think that's gaslighting. I'm not buying that. I think that is.

I don't think that's what it is. You said something that I agree with, and then you said, like, see what he said? This. I did not. It also smells like you threw up Doritos. No. This smells way better than the Doritos. Yeah.

Also, smelling thrown up Doritos smells way worse than the Doritos vodka, honestly. I'm just saying, their flavor experts are doing something. They just haven't found out how to make it good. Dude, empirical comments on one of his videos at one time. We can't trust him with anything. Now he's their public defender. I love him so much. Can't trust him with anything.

I've said from the – go back to the first time we did Doritos Vodka where I took five shots of it. I said, wow, it is eerily similar to Doritos, just terrible. It just tastes awful. Did you go to that episode recently? I did not. Did you prep for this or did you just make up – you said that. We can go check. We're not checking a 30-minute episode.

I have not watched the episode. So why even – Because I guarantee that I said that, oh, they got the Doritos flavor. It just tastes awful. Now I want to take him up on this because I want to see him be wrong. I want to – I'm going to check this after. All right. We'll check it after.

And I'll tell you what. Yes, he will. I might not have said eerily, but I said something similar. If you said anything close – no, not anything close. If you said 50% close, I'll give it to you. All right. I'll take that. One word off.

That's only a standard you make. It's like, well, no, you didn't say the water smells good. You said the water smells like something good. Different. Well, that is totally different, but I'm just saying it's different. All right. We take these shots. You had – I take it back.

The exact sentence had to be said. The exact sentence had to be said. Like I said, I'm not sure I said that exact sentence, but I definitely said something like, whoa, they got the Doritos right. They got the Doritos right. Or something like that, yeah. Can't do nothing with this guy. I guarantee I said it.

I guarantee it. Who wants to go first? I think I'm going to like it. I think you're – I think he goes first then. All right. You're going to like it. Okay.

Let us know if it's... Oh, what do you say? So cilantro, empirical vodka, or cilantro vodka. I don't know. What is cilantro commonly eaten? Tacos. Tacos? Guacamole.

Pho. No. Pho. Me. Okay, please. Can you please... Or you can say soap. Say...

I don't think... Cilantro vodka. We'll workshop it. Soap. Soapy titties. What the fuck? Where did this come from? Just take the shot.

What does that even mean? I don't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. I don't know. We know. You're getting the same color as the tracksuit.

All right. Cilantro vodka. Cilantro vodka. Hope it's not soap. Oh. That's good. Oh. Hope it's not soap.

Hope it's not soapy. Hope it's not. Oh. Oh. No, because soap. The hope and the soap. It's not soap. It rhymed.

I hope it's not soapy. There you go. I like that better. Please. Please. All right. Cilantro vodka. Jason cringed so hard.

I don't know for sure. All right. Cilantro vodka. Yum. That gulp. Wow. You don't seem impressed. Does it taste like cilantro?

No. It's... Dude, Empirical doesn't do their taste right. It's standing in the same room as Cilantro. Got it. But not in the same spot. Maybe in the opposite corner. Are we in the grocery store?

Are we in that aisle that has the leaves? We're in the, what is it called? The herb aisle? Sure. We're in the herb aisle. We are. Yes. So what do you think?

It's more celery? A little fabric softener-y. Oh, I told you it's not like that. I understand. But cilantro has a very distinct taste, and only about 10% of that's coming through right now. That's not enough percent. All right, JT, I guess you. All right.

Do you – sorry. You've had cilantro? Yeah. Like you know the flavor profile? Yeah, for sure. Profile. I'm not one of the people who thinks it tastes like soap, but I kind of get – like I get what they mean. I like it, but when I do eat it, I'm like, it does have a very interesting, unique flavor that I can see why people would, I don't know.

Maybe you have 10% of the gene. Maybe. But either way, cilantro, I hope-y, it's not soap-y. Slantcha. Cilantro? Wow, this is not giving me any confidence. Not a shred. What do you think?

Cilantro? Are you in the aisle? Are you in the store? I mean, definitely the aftertaste is very cilantro-y. The thing is, you're also just tasting straight vodka. That's fair. So it kind of makes it taste more like a cleaning product because it's literally alcohol. But afterward, once the alcohol went away, it is quite cilantro-y.

All right. Cilantro vodka. I hope it's not soapy. oh wow that wasn't a gag there's a lot of cilantro there's a lot of cilantro yeah i i would disagree oh i'm saying i think it's a lot of i think you guys didn't give it enough credit on how much i feel like i definitely gave it credit but you said no you said no he said 10 i'm saying it's after the alcohol taste

went away very cilantro-y but the alcohol part just makes it taste more like a cleaning product you know this is really remaking me think everything

what's the point of this one cilantro vodka what's the point it's not a collab yeah like what's even the point of this it's just to push forward the the science of

spirit making I agree Jason come here come take it does Empirical like always get crazy with their Empirical

they don't make other things they just make like this is a flavor and this is our interpretation of that flavor they just get crazy

with it they comment on his post one time now he's a spokesman he knows the company message I'm just saying that's what they

that's what from what I've seen that's what they do oh I don't like the way it makes me feel what'd you guys say cilantro I hope it's not soapy

you couldn't say hopey you okay picture fabric softener for sure yeah i'm getting that mostly oh maybe you have you have the soap maybe you have the soap wait now i'm now i'm getting scared because i also tasted a little fabric softener and i don't i don't have the soap gene i love so i can eat cilantro off the fucking stem i'll be honest i don't like cilantro i don't think i have the soap thing but when i took it i didn't get any fabric softener i got all cilantro it felt like i bit into cilantro

you're not a cilantro blower I can tell because that does not feel like that's this does not taste like you bit into cilantro it's missing the distinctive you just said it tastes like soap

take another one I don't I mean take five I think you don't have to take yeah take five I'll tell you this much I mean obviously

we can all agree just by our reactions far better than the Doritos one I mean yeah 100% not even close probably double double the betterness

I would say probably a trillion times and i would say this is maybe taste a thousand times more like cilantro than the doritos taste like what would you rather have the cilantro one of the doritos one oh don't do this jason don't don't be a stupid idiot i'm smiling right now i'm telling the viewers uh doritos and yeah and you have to wear gloves while you're doing it you have you have honestly firmly believe yeah there is this fun to have there are some wild takes that do happen here and i know we're picky and everything but you have some of the strangest you didn't even gag you'd rather have doritos than that what you just took i don't gag on doritos

he doesn't gag on doritos you know what he gags on how you doing what i don't get is there's a whole like flavor profile here i think it's the one of them one of the things says herbal and the category is cilantro and it's not there like one of the flavor notes is cilantro but the green part isn't above like i don't get that it's a cilantro liquor why isn't it in the maxed out in the cilantro category i think well i think cilantro would be in that i think it's a joke right like obviously things aren't you think anything this company does is a joke i don't think you don't think any of that's a joke no no not at all it's not even a true this isn't even a true play play This is the company that seriously wrote Doritos Vodka, what is it, touches on all of the flavors we desire as humans.

They wrote that on their box. Doesn't sound like a joke to me. They're fucking insane people. No, I love you. For commenting on this video. But they're insane people. You might be right. This is not a joke.

I guarantee it. I'm going to do another one. Hopi, it's not soapy. You just spilled on the fucking mic. How hard is it to not? I can hear every gulp. It is good, though. Oh.

It just has that... There's just like an overarching flavor, but that one was more cilantro-y. JT, oh my god. If I could have written in my notes what he was going to say, I knew for a fact he was going to take back everything he said. No, no, no. Dude, I knew it. No, no, no.

I knew it. You're so predictably unhonest. There's still the top layer of soapiness. But I think you're the cilantro blower here, right? Yes. So you're going to be more critical. For sure. Whereas to me, I don't love cilantro.

I definitely don't dislike it. I pick it off. It tastes like cilantro to me. He picks it off. He doesn't even like cilantro. You're going to trust him? I never said I like cilantro. I love cilantro.

okay there's definitely like 50 better spices or seasonings than cilantro but but i don't i don't mind cilantro i would say 100 oh my 100 oh my god this is fucking asinine there's cilantro is a top 10 herb 100 can you look up herbs definitely doesn't crack the top also is cilantro is cilantro in kfc don't they have 23 herbs and spices all those cilantro is definitely not all those are No, there's a lot. There's 11. I couldn't name 10 Dr. Pepper what is talking about 23 what it's 20 spices or no you're thinking 57 that's Heinz These are basil basil better chives better Cilantro is on there. So like mint is better. I guess it's not all it depends. What kind of food but mint is better

Oregano is probably top three. Parsley. Rosemary to cook with, very good. Parsley is better. Sage, I actually don't think is better. I don't know what sage is like. I actually don't think sage is better. Thyme is better.

Thyme is better. Oh, we're counting medicinal herbs? No, no. Chamomile, better. Lavender's not good. Well, ginger's on medicinal. Ginger's definitely better. Ginger's better.

Turmeric's better. Turmeric's better. Aloe vera, better. Turmeric is better than cilantro? Yeah. In what capacity? Oh, in everything. Everything.

For all yellow, yellow rice is all turmeric. Yeah. Yeah, but it's less of a star than cilantro is. Oh my God, it's so much more of a, so much more important. I would give up all cilantro before I gave up like just yellow rice as a food. I just disagree. I don't know what fennel is. Fentanyl is on there?

Fentanyl? I do like mint a lot. I like basil a lot. Basil's probably my number one. Yeah, basil's great. Yeah, basil's good. Basil's just, it's just so good in everything. But cilantro is in my top 10.

I can't. What is lemongrass and sage? I don't even know what those taste like. Well, you know lemongrass. Not really. I thought it was like a tea. I don't really know what it is, though. You don't have a...

Oh, no. I'm thinking a wheatgrass. I'm sure it's been used in something I've had, but I can't picture the taste right now. I actually genuinely don't like sage. Parsley's okay. Parsley's good. Parsley's good. Oregano is really good, man.

Oregano's really good. I don't know what dill or fennel is. Maybe I do know fennel. Well, dill is pickles. No, I know, but... And I love dill. I know you guys are dill haters. I like dill.

Dill tastes like grass, bro. Yeah, but I like what it gives to the pickle. Dill isn't pickles, right? I mean, I know it's like there's dill pickles, but like what is dill? Is it a flower? It's a nut. Yeah, it's like a stem thing. A stem thing?

Like a rosemary? Or a thyme? And you throw that into the brine, and that's what makes it dill pickle. So that's more of a... But do you know what dill just tastes like? I don't really, but I'm telling you this much, I don't like any other kind of pickles Except for dill pickles. No, I'm telling you, bro, if you have, like, so I've had, like, dill mashed potatoes and stuff.

And I was like, holy shit, this just ruined, I can't eat this. Oh, man, dill mashed potatoes in no regard would even almost sound good. The only mashed potatoes Danny agrees with me. Garlic mash. Okay. Good. Loaded mash. I mean, I like basically all kinds of mash.

Not dill mash, I guess. That's why I was going through. You're, I'm going to kiss you on the lips. I don't know what lemon grass is. He's no fun. But I'd try it. I'd try a dill mash. I was trying to do something no fun.

I'd try a dill mash. I think it would make you dislike dill. I like dill. I'm telling you to try the mash. Guy loves dill. Try the mash. It's basically mashed potatoes that taste like grass. You're putting mushy grass in your mouth.

Even if that's the case, I have to rely on the fact that it makes my favorite pickle. So, therefore, it must be somewhat good. Can you look at what dill looks like? I'm curious in its nature form what it looks like. you can't just a plant yeah it just looks like yeah it's like any other interesting oh yeah i've also had it in fish they put like white they put it on white fish that sounds disgusting oh it's the thing in tzatziki i know what it is i don't like tzatziki sauce i don't like tzatziki making a sauce out of yogurt and dill is crazy yeah i don't like the yogurt

some are vegetables eggs and potatoes uh that's probably true i mean while we're selling alcohol I did want you to try the Tabasco thing. Me? Yeah. Just quick. I'll try it. Can I have a different shot glass so I don't mess up the flavors? Is he taking shots?

Even though I think they would go well together. This one? Well, I think it's really good. Yeah, that's good. This one's good. Also, but it's absolute. You know what I mean? It's a...

All right, Brandon. I think this is probably the best, like, you know... I don't know. I don't want to call it, like, gimmicky. Brother, it's already open. I don't know. What are we confused about? This is the best gimmicky vodka, flavored-wise, I've ever had.

I wouldn't even consider this as gimmicky. It seems very purposeful. I'll be honest. Sorry. Is that clean? I just pulled it. I think there's just a little dust on it. Impossible.

Either way. I am a hot sauce enjoyer. I love the Tabasco Chipotle hot sauce. I hate normal Tabasco sauce. I think it tastes gross. Yeah, I agree. I don't think it tastes like Tabasco. I think it's just kind of a hot-ish vodka.

It smells like Tabasco. I agree. I don't know if it really tastes like Tabasco. I just think, can I get one of those, actually? I just think that. The almost sober February is going well. I just think that. Sorry, Mom.

I just think that every, we've had three now spicy vodkas, and none of them use the spice to cover up the vodka burn. Jason, go get the ghost pepper one. Just go get it. Let Danny try that one. Well, I've never had that one. Jason, just go get it. Just go get it. It's on the table. So, I just love that this

is using the natural burn of vodka as the pepper burn. It's genius to me, frankly. The hot ones one was really good, I thought. This one's better, you're saying? Oh, I think this one's way better. I don't think the hot ones one was as good. I think the hot ones one tasted earthy like a pepper. This one

has a little bit of spice like you would expect if you put hot sauce in your dish also you can tell that this is good because of all like the gimmicky vodkas we've been sold we've been like messaged oh you gotta try this this thing's everywhere there are local bars over here that have this vodka so like absolute knows that it's good it would go great in a buddy mary but it's also it is also absolute i feel like they would do things that make sense like in an empirical it's gag stuff i feel like oh yeah so this one this one keith got for us to try oh but i tried this one already this is tequila it's a it's a it's a ghost pepper tequila oh yo try it dude in a spicy mark think of it that way think of it that way think of it that way okay here we go

cheers all right cheers i'm gonna let you take it okay i hate tabasco bro i mean it's not bad it's i thought i would dislike it more i don't i don't like it but it's good because of how much i dislike tabasco sauce i thought i would hate it more it's not that bad it's definitely spicier than the hot ones do you think there's merit to my claim that it uses the burn as the pepper burn not sure what that means exactly um i mean there's a burn with every vodka and this is a pepper vodka there's a burn with every pepper so it's kind of like... The alcohol burn. I think you're right, because I was... It's like mixing

the two together. Oh, you're saying instead of the vodka feeling sharp, they replaced that sharpness with the burn? You think it's the spice of the pepper, but it's actually just the vodka. Got it, got it, got it. Yeah, I think you're right. Jason, I need you to try this as well, because I feel like your reaction to this is what's gonna make what's going on. Is it hot? It's

ghosty. Oh, man. This is good. Alright, try this one. This is really good. Better than Tabasco? Get two more shot glasses, Jason. I want you to daydress. Better than Tabasco. Wait, what? Oh, wait. Sorry. Which one did you just try? Okay, I want Danny and Jason to try this one, though. Ghost Pepper Vodka. Nope, Ghost Pepper Tequila.

Sorry. Can you give me another shot glass? Oh, he's already ready for it. Look at this. Producer Jason on it. Move that Tabasco out of the way. Move the Tabasco Vodka out of the way because we're on something else now. All right, Danny, here we go.

You two got to try. Jason, get over here. You got to do it. All right, this is, thanks to Keith. It's so warm. Ghost Pepper Spicy Vodka. It actually doesn't even say. It doesn't even say it's ghost pepper, really.

Yeah, it does. It's called ghost, right? It says made with ghost pepper. Okay, ghost pepper spicy tequila. That's what we're trying right now. Dude, think about this in a spicy mark, genuinely. No, of course, but that's a little cheating, a little bit. You said picture that in a Bloody Mary.

How's that not cheating? You're right. You're right. You're just right. All right, Jason, come on. I want to do it first. Oh, okay. I was...

No, Jason, you come do it first. I was opening my side. You know what, Jason, come do it first. I was opening my side to you. Danny, don't let him, don't let him, don't let him Jason that shot, that shot glass. Don't let him Jason it. Just hit me. I'll pour the same amount.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same amount. Oh, okay. Yes. Yes. You got it, Jason. My knees are, oh, it smells. I like how Jason kneeling is the same height as Danny.

Oh, that smells bad. It doesn't smell. It smells like tequila. It smells horrendous. I've had it. It's not, it's not awful. Go spicy Blanco. White that means that means clear tequila. Yep. Go spicy tequila

Say going ghosts after please have mercy on me Danny Phantom Oh going ghosts okay oh I smell it oh wow okay that's pungent I'm scared now that was that did Not inspire confidence. Is this something that you knew was bad, and now you just made us all take it? No, no. That's what I'm feeling here. No, no. I think you figured him out.

Because he was chuckling and chickling. That's not a word. But he was chuckling and chickling over here. No, no, no. He's not going to say anything. It bad. All right. He said it bad.

It bad. It bad. All right. Ghost tequila. I'm going ghost. Thank you. So your plan worked, Antonio? oh

just one gag oh it tastes like actually spicy tequila yeah but there's no like flavor the flavor is tequila but it burns extra so it doesn't taste like pepper no not really

not really at all actually I will say I don't like tequila I'd rather have this what is that I mean, Jason's what you're at. We figured out they make no sense. I'm saying the spice and everything kind of masks tequila a little bit. I don't like straight-up tequila.

I like tequila. I don't mind tequila. What about that and a spicy Marg, Danny? Oh, I mean, it'd be amazing in a spicy Marg, obviously. Definitely better than Tabasco. That's all I was saying. That's all I was saying. For sure.

Spicy Marg. But this Tabasco, there's just so many things I could do with it. shove it up your butt it's really actually it's really only two put it in a Bloody Mary and put it in a spicy dirty martini

you forgot about the third thing and put it in my butt thank you alright it's time to go JT why don't you get us out of here you can find me

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