Picky Boys Podcast - This Is What You Get When You Have Strict Parents!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #255

Episode Date: December 17, 2022

On today's episode, Antonio & Danny play Naughty or Nice and discuss subway safety on the platform, strict parents, and letting someone serve your jail time! Danny also gets censored using electric sh...ock! Leave a comment down below and enjoy! Merch ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #255

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Starting point is 00:00:00 anytime he curses he gets shocked damn yeah no you lose ten dollars all right last round i promise he said i i didn't know i had all this i ate my heart by the shoulder and i got you and you were like this you're going oh you do yeah right two seconds i'm all i have to do is literally just like andy ragdoll just go and you can't do anything and i'm damn oh wow fa la la la la la la la welcome back to the pinky boys podcast welcome it is the second it is the the last episode before the christmas episode christmas falls on a sunday okay which means it's the second to last naughty or nice second to last naughty or nice the math i'm following it and so this is uh naughty or nice we're gonna do it a
Starting point is 00:00:55 little different because it's the second to last one we have to start at the beginning of the episode okay here we go here we go and this one i want to do naughty and nice so each each container is something that is naughty for one of us and nice for the other right so no matter what we choose there's gonna be a naughty well how do i not know that you've made two danny nice and two antonio naughty i am i uh i don't know how many times i have to play this game to illustrate that I am a fair game maker. I'm a fair God. I'm a fair game maker.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Okay. So one of them is naughty for you. One of them is naughty for me. And one of them is nice for you. One of them is nice for me. I know. I see the boxes too. There's two boxes.
Starting point is 00:01:33 You got a left or right. What will you choose? I'm leaning towards the right. My right. What? This, this. No. Your right.
Starting point is 00:01:43 No. Wait. My left. No, you're confusing me. No, no. Right. Your right. My right.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Yes. Are you sure? No. but it's fine are you sure yeah yeah yeah i think you're trying to flip me all right scroll okay oh that's a huge piece of paper this one's called shock the fuck up danny has to put on a shock collar for the remainder of the podcast and anytime he curses he gets shocked damn yeah remember remember the old danny swear jar yeah the danny swear jar we donated it to
Starting point is 00:02:27 australian wildfires yeah it was not they were pretty hot down there it's like a hundred dollars yeah you curse too much oh that counts that counts yes it does that totally counts it on yet totally counts is it on no how am i supposed to know i don't have the remote all right that does not count yes it does why it's my game you just yeah and you're and the only rule was you can't curse immediately cursed is it tight yeah ah stop i didn't do anything stop it i didn't say anything you cursed before no i didn't you cursed before don't do it i didn't do anything stop stop holding it why can't i hold it it's mine i picked correctly wait what was in the other box oh do you want to see the other box yeah i do want to see the other box okay
Starting point is 00:03:11 I didn't do anything Jesus Put it down I'm stretching Put it down Until Until I curse If I curse
Starting point is 00:03:22 You stupid Fucking bitch I'm cursing McGiggins Over here Oh this is gonna be The other one I so wish You picked this one
Starting point is 00:03:30 Oh you so wish Don't you This one was called And you're gonna love this The theater is alive Stop the podcast now and take these two tickets to go see the 4.30 showing
Starting point is 00:03:43 of Avatar The Way of Water. I would have jumped. In theaters. I would have jumped. So I, Antonio would have. How is that nice for me? Or how is that, oh, it's naughty.
Starting point is 00:03:52 It's nice for me and naughty for you. That's fucked up. I wanted to get you back in the theater. Well, I'm, thank God I didn't pick the other box.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Fuck. Stop. Whoa, you just cursed. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. You just said fuck. Wow. Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:04:09 You did. Okay. Oh, you know you did. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, you just did it again. No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:04:18 This is crazy. Oh, it's so crazy. All right, I have a game for us to play. Now I wasted... The tickets? The tickets. That's true. Just give them to somebody else.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I don't know. What time is it? Oh, it's 4.20. We were barely making that. We were going to make it. It was going to be a beautiful day at the theater. We were going to vlog it. We can't bring a camera into a movie theater.
Starting point is 00:04:38 That's like a legal thing. We were going to vlog. I was just going to take a bunch of pictures where you were upset, and I was like, we're at the movies. That's fair. Would have been very upset. And the next, like I said, the next podcast, the next Naughty or Nice is the final one. I have a little surprise for everybody.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Everybody? Everybody. Okay. It's Naughties and Nices. Oh, nice. So there's multiple. There's multiple different ones. It's going to be our Christmas episode.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Can't wait. Hell yeah. Anyway, what's going on? How's it going? I have a game for us to play. Okay. And you have a chance to win money. whoa yeah all you have to do is repeat what i say no this is all you have to do
Starting point is 00:05:14 how much money is repeat uh ten dollars a repeat say it's easy just cat cat wow ten dollars yeah you're racking them up okay fuck my sister right in the little fucking stupid ass fucking bitch pussy i'm not gonna do that one why not because Well, every one you don't do, you lose $10, so now you're at zero. What? That wasn't a rule. You don't win $10. No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Yes, you do. You just lost it. All right, next one. Cat. Cat? All right, $10. Yeah. All right, next one.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Fuck you. No. You lose $10. God damn it. All right, last round. I promise. Last round. Pineapple.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Pineapple. All right, $10. Uh-huh. Last time. Uh-huh. Here we go. Uh-huh. cunt that's 20 bucks cunt
Starting point is 00:06:13 worth it jokes on you you're not getting the money what no i get the money i get the money that was a fun game i'm a good guy yeah you're a great guy how was covid oh it sucked yeah it's a terrible thing i the first the first day it kind of just feels like you're melted into your bed and just like and you're sweaty the first time i got like shivers i've never never experienced that shivers oh my god i hate when that happens when it's like you're you're super super cold but it's like hot in your room or vice versa dude i was under the blanket on the couch literally like this like i was so cold i've never it was almost yeah i was almost like it's this weird thing where after it was done i was kind of grateful i got it because
Starting point is 00:07:03 I've never experienced something like that so like to experience something I've never experienced was okay like but all like because I was safe you know like I didn't want to do that and I could maybe you know yeah when I lived in St. Louis there used I used there's this thing that used to happen to me it was so crazy I would be like sitting at my desk I was at the front desk I'd be sitting at the front desk and it would just kind of feel like the world was spinning like it was like like imagine like the world is spinning around you why and like I was like oh my god what's going on but i kind of like leaned into it because i was like wow i've never experienced before and i was just like whoa whoa how about a roller coaster uh but i was actually just
Starting point is 00:07:41 dehydrated oh because i drank a lot there was a free coffee okay and so i drank i would drink so much coffee and then i would like piss a bunch and um i was i was like super caffeinated and dehydrated so you were really excited and thirsty and so i was just like spinning around and you were spinning around that's yeah probably i actually read i could have passed out i feel like you were in stage at least three of pass out it felt kind of cool honestly people do that you know isn't that like i've never passed out isn't that erotic asphyxiation like that's why well people choke themselves when they right and when you pass out it's kind of you know you probably felt you you erotic you erotically asphyxiate i can't say the word i just asphyxiated you
Starting point is 00:08:26 There was no erotic involved. I don't know if you were hard or not. I was not. Maybe there was no erotic. So there was no erotic. I've never passed out. One time this kid passed out in church during the Thanksgiving Mass. He was sitting around the edge of the pew, and he was wearing this sweatshirt.
Starting point is 00:08:41 It was too hot. And all of a sudden, you just saw him just fold it over the pew. You know, a lot of people pass out in church. Maybe it's the oldies. I think it's the incense. It's like the smoke. Yeah, and they're trying to knock everybody out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:53 I remember once an old woman passed out or something, and the church was so packed, I forgot what we were there for, that they lifted her through the pews like she was crowd surfing. Wow. Yeah. Have you ever crowd surfed? Where would I have crowd surfed? I don't know. Where would I have the opportunity to surfboard a crowd?
Starting point is 00:09:11 Where? You've been to a music festival? Oh. Oh. Yeah. Sign me up. I didn't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:17 On the activity list that as soon as you go to a music festival, oh, I'm going to crowd surf. That's not how that works. You've been to concerts? Have you ever crowd surfed? Well, that's what I was going to say. You know, this is like one of the plights of being a larger man. I don't feel like I can crowd surf.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I feel like you're going to drop me and I'm going to hurt somebody. So I never tried. But if I was a petite young buck like you, I would have crowd surfed for sure. Maybe there was a time for my crowd surfing days. Now I just don't trust people. I don't know if a wandering finger or just like someone's just not going to catch me. That's half the fun. Still the wandering finger.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I got a gaming chair today. I'm officially a gamer. I'm going to start streaming soon. Twitch.tv. Twitch.tv. Twitch.tv. Twitch.tv. Twitch.tv.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Twitch.tv. Great gaming chair. Love it. I've been sitting in it all day. And I feel like a better gamer because of it. I thought you should have brought it down and sat in it for this. The thing is, my chair, my old chair, one of the screws broke, so it was like this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Kind of. And so I'd always slouch. It was very bad for my... Lumbar. What is it called? Scoliosis? No. Lymphatic system?
Starting point is 00:10:28 Thyroid? Liver? Skeletal system? Ergonomics! That's what it's called. It's called ergonomics. Ah, the chair was bad for your herbs. It was terrible.
Starting point is 00:10:38 My spine was way out of alignment. I think I probably slipped a disc or two. But now I'm in a nice chair with lumbar support. And I'm straight spined. And I'm fucking... Damn. Ow! Wow!
Starting point is 00:10:54 Damn. Damn. And I'm gaming like a madman. And I fucking game. It feels so nice to be able to say it. I know. I'm going to curse so bad. That's all I want to do.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I mean, you can curse. I can't. You owe me $20. Yes, you do. No, I do not. Yeah, I'm going to take over some of JT's off days. Damn. So that we can just have constant picky boys forever.
Starting point is 00:11:20 And ever and ever and ever. Yeah, I'm going to play different styles of games than JT does. I'm less of a gamer. Yeah, you're not very good. Well, that's not necessarily true. You're not very good at his kind of games. At his kind of games, yes. I got you.
Starting point is 00:11:35 And he's not good at my kind of games. He probably is. I don't think so. I mean, it's not that inverse. Have you ever seen him in a racing game? Well, he doesn't like games where it doesn't go pew-pew or fight back. So, again, he's not good at my kind of games. You race?
Starting point is 00:11:52 I race. I race. That's what I was streaming for a long time, and I will eventually start streaming F1 again, but I'm going to stream all kinds of games. You just wait. You think any F1 drivers drive around with a butt plug in their ass? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:12:06 It's too heavy. Oh, you think it'll add to the weight too much of the car? Yeah. So you think they get colonoscopies before? I don't know about all that. Like a fighter? Every ounce probably counts. Well, I know that at the end,
Starting point is 00:12:21 you sweat so much in the car because it's so hot that your car is lighter because you've just dropped weight just during the race. Alright. Yeah. I agree. Easy peasy. You know what I feel?
Starting point is 00:12:37 Tell me what you feel. Feeling fucking sexy today. Did you listen to my solo podcast? No. Why would I? It was awesome. True. Where can they find it? You can find it at patreon.com slash pickyboys These two had COVID, and so I did a podcast all alone,
Starting point is 00:12:54 and I just rambled into the black eye of the camera. It is. It is. I don't know if you guys ever talked into a camera. The lens just looks back at you, and I just picture it going like, ooh. It just, like, stares at you. It's one of those scenes in movies where a revelation happens,
Starting point is 00:13:19 but there's just nothing happening. I know my old camera I used to film my videos on, it had this huge lens, and it was just so daunting to just look down the barrel of it and talk to nobody. Dude. Really, too many people. A couple hundred people. I did this the other day, and I want everyone to try to do this. Just go to your mirror and just truly just look deep into your own eyes. Oh, it's weird.
Starting point is 00:13:45 It's fucking, why is it so weird? Like, for a second, you're looking at yourself, and then for one second, you're kind of, like, out of it. It's so weird. The eyes are the portals, the windows, the soul. Right, and mirrors are a weird dimension. So now you're looking in a weird dimension into your own soul, and it's, like, weird. Well, they say, like, a good thing, like, if you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or wife or mom, you can, like, as somebody you love. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:12 You look into their eyes, straight, no talking for four minutes. oh man that is fucking weird also and you just look directly into your eyes also you know have you ever noticed that if you're looking into somebody's eyes if i'm looking into your eyes i'm looking to my eyes i'm looking at one eye like i'm not looking at both of them do you know have you ever noticed that okay like you're look you're focusing on one eye you're not looking at both of my eyes i'm focusing on that beautiful hat but yeah yeah you can buy this at pickyboys.com but but yeah you're looking at one all right so what is that and i'm only saying half the picture and you're supposed to not say anything for four minutes and just look into each
Starting point is 00:14:53 other's eyes all right there's a caress perhaps yeah there's varying levels you said you included mom in there well anybody i've seen people do it there was there was like because there's this like study about it i don't know the details it was still long ago there was some paper there was some paper about it but basically they took like people who you know normally wouldn't even like each other like I think they took like one guy who was like a super anti-immigration
Starting point is 00:15:19 guy and they had like an illegal immigrant and they sat in two chairs next to each other and they just looked at each other for four minutes and the guy started crying. Who? The anti-immigration guy he was like you're just a man you're just a
Starting point is 00:15:35 man just like me and I never looked into your eyes and I that's why I didn't want you coming over here, but I can see your soul now, brother. That's what he said. And he just started crying. And he started, he said, I didn't know I had all this.
Starting point is 00:15:51 My heart. That's a real person. That's what he said. The moral of the story is, look into the eyes of someone you hate, and maybe it'll change. We just need to humanize each other a bit, you know, guys?
Starting point is 00:16:04 Humanize. Damn. humanize humanize human lives do you remember that tumblr thing it was like
Starting point is 00:16:14 real lies real lies real lies dude I swear to god I think my uncle hung that up on his wall like it was one of those yeah that's like
Starting point is 00:16:23 like cringy emo live laugh love sign realize realize dude someone I swear to god there was someone
Starting point is 00:16:31 who said that and then the person who heard it for the first time went damn damn damn brother I know
Starting point is 00:16:36 Realize Realize Realize True You know When I was in When we were in high school Our poetry teacher
Starting point is 00:16:45 Gave us a book Oh And he said Let me guess Poetry book It was a poetry book It's called the You're making this up
Starting point is 00:16:53 Rag Bones No Oh that is what it was called It was something like that You're right Like the workshop Of the rags and bones
Starting point is 00:17:00 Or something like that Yeah yeah yeah Something rag bones Whatever that And the hearts Or something like that Either way But in the beginning of it, he made us write that if we were ever going through anything, we'd look at the book and try to find answers in there.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Yeah, the answers to the universe. And I was cleaning up my room, and I found the book. Okay. And I was looking through them, and I was reading poem after poem after poem after poem, and I was like, wow, these are all terrible. There is not one answer to my tax problems. There is not one answer to any problems in my life in this godforsaken book. It's gone for a second. You were going to say something.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I was going to say something. You were going to say something. But there's not one answer. And so. We need a new book. We need a new book. And I like poetry. I like poetry too.
Starting point is 00:17:46 A good poem. I was in that book. A good poem. You were not in this book. I think I was in that book. You were not in this. This is like a published book of poems. I was in it.
Starting point is 00:17:54 No, you were not. I'm published. You were not in this book. I have been published. No, but I like poetry, you know. I'm just going to curse. It's so weird. It's like Pavlov's dog.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I know. It's so weird. You know, I never cursed in front of my parents. Why is that? Because I was never allowed to curse growing up. So what would happen if you did curse? I don't know. I never did.
Starting point is 00:18:17 So how do you know you weren't allowed? Because I never did it. What does that mean? And whenever we ever heard somebody curse, they'd go, What a bitch child. Yeah. No, but it's weird because, like, this is not, this is making me scared, and I'm still cursing out of, like, you know.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Fear. Fear. But when I'm in front of my parents, no shock, and still I don't curse at all. So you're saying that. But, again, I blame them in part for cursing so much now in my adult life because I was never able to curse. And so as soon as I, you know, entered the world, I was like. Can't actually say it because I don't want to get shocked.
Starting point is 00:18:59 It's just dolphin noises. oh god the dolphin noise is really hard to make i know some friends i could do it wait so do you think that like they're do you think it's true that like the perception of the christian girl that was like super super super strict parents like it's now you know yeah you can curse i know i can curse but what was i gonna just insult this imaginary woman for no reason i was just like this whole bag I think it's true that you know
Starting point is 00:19:32 whatever it may be if you try your hardest to shield your child from it when they get out into the real world they might not do it or like it but they're going to at least see what's going on you know yeah it's like oh
Starting point is 00:19:47 that man cursed and everyone laughed that's weird curse words are powerful and i think and i'm not unpowerful and i think they are only only gonna be more and more prevalent you know especially with the with like the death of cable television you know there is no there is no like really good show anymore that doesn't curse at all because that's not how real life works people curse because that's what happens dude did i tell you about the the parent from
Starting point is 00:20:20 one of our middle school friends i was in like eighth grade and i saw a parent from like one of my friend's parents and i was just walking his dog on the park and uh i was talking to him and then one of our other friends like fell over a bush or something i went what the fuck's that kid doing and then he went and then he turned to me like put his hand on my chest he's like you really shouldn't curse man i'm just like you're a fucking loser too i was like what's a fucking nerd no yeah i don't know what's that about that's that's as soon as i was like yeah have a nice day Like, get the fuck out of my face. Like, what are you, like...
Starting point is 00:20:51 Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Like I said, I'm all for cursing. I think that cursing is, especially a good place curse word, especially if you don't curse a lot and then you put a curse word in a well-placed sentence, it really makes an impact statement.
Starting point is 00:21:09 And I respect, you know, I respect, like... Language is powerful. I respect not cursing. Like, if you don't want to curse, fine. I'm not saying you have to curse. But it felt really, like, really weird to me to like who are you true like who are you to me who are you and then some words are like not as impactful as other ones like the one i said earlier today what'd you say earlier today
Starting point is 00:21:29 like i forgot the c word people are people have a huge like oh you you could say the f word but you can't say that one it's like it's all just sounds words well it's i guess you know it's it's all just sounds you know how it goes that one's more popular in across the pond yeah they say that all the time what what word i can't fucking no oh was that not high enough no it was it was very high thank you i don't think we do i just i was just clenching for that one yeah you're like you see r kelly released the album from prison didn't he like release the it was me album it's called i admit it jesus and well it's like it's like the oj thing except oj didn't get caught didn't OJ write a book right after
Starting point is 00:22:18 if I would have done it or if I did it yeah he wrote a book I think it's called If I Did It what a fucking asshole I've actually been you know OJ is still a very polarizing case in the United States by the way I was looking into it and I actually don't think he did do it I think his son did it
Starting point is 00:22:33 I think his son did it as well but it's so crazy because when I was growing up I just always assumed it was obviously OJ not obvious enough to that jury no that's weird too like the whole proceedings
Starting point is 00:22:47 of laws and courts like oh this if we release this information to the jury we would have him dead to rights but we just can't do it it's so weird to me
Starting point is 00:22:55 we could we could use we could I wish there was another big high profile you know court case that'd be cool
Starting point is 00:23:02 well there was the Johnny Depp one yeah but that was like boring that was boring I mean you know it's two megastars you know
Starting point is 00:23:09 someone stepped on a bee but I want something that's like really and also that one is like Oh, the fucking Rittenhouse, dude. That was a huge case. Yeah, but that one was also... What kind of case would please you?
Starting point is 00:23:22 I'm looking for celebrity murder. That's what I want. So, like, if Will Smith killed Chris Rock. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be hard for him. It wasn't clear-cut. Like, that's what I'm looking for.
Starting point is 00:23:34 The thing is, like, all those cases that you mentioned before, regardless of how they turned out, I had my opinions about them. I want one case that's really just, oh, it could go either way. It could go either way. I need somebody who will take a prison sentence for me. You just got to save somebody's life or something, like a homeless man on the train or something. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Well, what's the most likely way for you to save someone's life? Someone's going to jump in front of a train. I've been very nervous about that recently. Another new irrational fear is me being pushed onto the train tracks. This one's not irrational because I keep seeing videos of people being pushed onto the train tracks. Yeah, that one's mediumly irrational. Well, it's because if you lived in the flatlands of Texas or something where there are no trains, then yeah, okay, that's a little. Well, yeah, there's trains everywhere.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Where there are no trains. There are trains everywhere. Where there are no trains. There are no trains in some town somewhere. If you live there, that's an irrational fear. In New York City, I mean, I feel like. Well, no, yeah. There's the bris on the tracks a lot.
Starting point is 00:24:37 But I just always stand with my back to a pole. Me too. So nobody can... Me too. But if they really want to, they can just grab you from the front and yuck you. Not me. Not you? I'm a hard man to throw into the tracks.
Starting point is 00:24:52 I mean, I feel like you just got to tip your top a little bit and you just... Tip my top? Tip your top a little bit and you just go with the motion, perpetual motion machine. You think you could throw me onto a train track? Yeah. No, you cannot. I can throw you onto a train track, no problem. No, I'm just going to drop to the floor.
Starting point is 00:25:07 You can't drag me onto a train track. Bro, what is this lightning quick reaction time you have? You have your stupid headphones on, I'm sure, unprepared for any attack. No, I keep my AirPods in pass-through mode when I'm on a train, like any good Samaritan. What does that mean? It means I can hear through the music. But you're still playing music. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:24 You're unprepared, not ready for me. I don't care if you're hiding. Also, when I'm in the subway, I am prepared. I'm prepared to fight. I don't care if you're hiding. I'm ready to fight. I don't care if you're hiding in front of your little pole. If I wanted you on that train track, I will get you on that train track.
Starting point is 00:25:36 it'll take three seconds you'd have to come with you you maybe maybe maybe maybe if you also killed yourself with me if you don't know how i'm feeling that day maybe we're both going down fine if we're both going down then that's that's the only chance you don't that's the only chance you don't think i could get you on the train track with you not knowing if i followed you to the train station right now i could get you on the train track you can't yes i can you can't what are you talking do you know how do you know how cautious i am on the train station what what is On a platform? I always stand two yellow lines away from the yellow line.
Starting point is 00:26:07 You stand two yellow lines away from the yellow line? Yeah, always. What is that? Three feet? I gotta get you a distance of maybe two meters? No, I'm telling you, you are under... One hard push will get you there. First of all, my back is to the pole.
Starting point is 00:26:24 If you didn't see me coming, and I ran around the pole, grabbed you, and launched you, you're just going. What are you talking about? I grabbed you by the stupid shoulder. By the shoulder. And I got you. And you were like this? You're going. Oh, yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:26:35 You were like two seconds. All I have to do is literally just like Andy Ragdoll. And you can't do anything to me. You think that all this is happening. Oh, my God. This strange person is attacking me on the train. That you go rag. That's your idea?
Starting point is 00:26:48 That you're just going to go Ragdoll? I'm not going to make it. Also, by the way, not only do I, when I'm on the train, am I keeping my back towards the pole so nobody pushes me. I'm looking out for any train pushers in general because alright vigilante you won't see me coming because if someone gets pushed on the train
Starting point is 00:27:06 I am going to help them this is a more preposterous sentence than the whole conversation right before that's what I'm going to do who are you helping? I'm putting my hand down on the train tracks and I'm lifting them up and then you get pushed
Starting point is 00:27:20 that's when I'll push you I'll push you right there and if they're unconscious in a train track I'm not going to go down there I'm not going to go down there. But I will help. But you'll close your eyes. No, but I will help the person that does go down there
Starting point is 00:27:35 because New Yorkers are nice. Somebody's going to go into the train and help them, try to lift them up out of the train tracks. I mean, you just got to go under that little part also if things are getting really spicy. Also, now it's the minutes. They show you how many minutes. If the train is more than two minutes away, I'll go down there.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Two minutes? Comes quick, dude. I know. You think that you are prepared to go pick up a full person or help a full person get up on top of the tracks in two minutes? This is, sometimes you've got to do the hard things. What is the hard, die? I'm going to do it.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I'm not going to let somebody die in front of me. You just said you would a second ago. If they happen to be unconscious. No, I said I probably wouldn't go down in the train because I don't know that I could get myself back up there. So really, it's really dumb. If you don't know that you can get yourself back up on top of the platform, you shouldn't go down there
Starting point is 00:28:25 because you're only making more of a mess than everybody else. I mean, you might as well, like, if there's one person going down or 10, what's the difference? The cleanup's probably better. But if it's more than two minutes, I'll go down and I'll figure my way out.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I either have to get up or I have to get into the nook. Well, I'm even talking about maybe I have to get into the, you know, where the mole people are. What does that mean? Is there a mole person entrance in every single... You run down the train track, past the platform, into the darkness.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Your plan to escape a train if you fall in the tracks is to run in the train's path? That's the plan? What do you think, a mole person is going to grab you? Because once you get, you know, there's a platform, and then there's like the two things on the sides. And then once you go into the train tracks, there's a little side. You ever see like a tunnel? There's like a little... Have I ever seen a tunnel?
Starting point is 00:29:17 There's like a little emergency exit on the tracks. so you're gonna run on the tracks in pitch black uh-huh on not solid ground you that's if i if i couldn't get up this is like the worst case this is like the worst day of my life yeah yes it is and then worse comes to absolute worst i'll try to fit in the nook this but that is that is not optimal it would just be screaming i would just good if i was there i would just hear you screaming underneath underneath the platform in this little nook Yeah, that's good. Because if you're not screaming.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Yeah, I want people to see me screaming. Yeah, if you're not screaming, then that's more of an answer. Yeah, some people would probably lay down in the train. I do not have the ability to do that. Yeah, the stature. I'm a little too rotund. I'm a little too. Yeah, that would be a really gruesome death.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Yeah, that wouldn't be great, getting dragged under the train. Oh, I mean, I hope that it would just kind of like fucking decapitate me. Oh, no! Oh! Curse you, Dan. Well, that was a good convo. Oh, we went on for way longer than I thought. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:31 You don't think... Leave in the comments below if you'd let me save you from a train. I mean, if anybody said no... And say no, and I won't. How about that? Say no, and just in case it ever came up, I'll bring up the receipts.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Say who are you? Who are you? What's your name? You said no. December 22nd 2022 loverboy728 is that you
Starting point is 00:30:53 is that you is that you alright tell them where to find you let's get out of here alright you can find me at dannyiswatching on instagram
Starting point is 00:31:00 you can find me at antprisco can't forget to follow pickyboyspodcast like share subscribe what are you doing nothing what are you doing
Starting point is 00:31:10 I'm not doing anything why do you have your hand on it dad are you expecting me to do something No, put it down. Don't go for the collar.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Put it down. I swear to God, if those hands raise, I'm hitting it. Why? Because we're okay. We're okay. We already did the outro. I know, we're okay. Put it down.
Starting point is 00:31:38 I'm not going to take it off. All right. But it is the end of the podcast. Yes.

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