Picky Boys Podcast - This Is Why Streamers Won’t Reveal Their Face! - Picky Boys Podcast #245
Episode Date: October 9, 2022NEW MERCH ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss sleepwalking, Twitch streamer Dream's face reveal, hiding your location from your fans, and t...he different variations of peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the podcast! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/
Transcript
Discussion (0)
and and well well no i'm just going to alert them say hey hey i'm not a fan i'm not a fan but you
guys uh you really you really leaked your address here because i was like obviously trying to get
away from the pit of alligators yeah right and hashtag he's ugly was trending on twitter and it
was just so undeserved i felt bad you hear his voice he's got these like deep sexy voice and
then like and then in their head he looks like fucking brad pitt yeah it's like that's so
unreasonable to live up to, but that's what's in their head.
You don't get both.
Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time.
Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly.
Peanut butter jelly and a glass of milk.
A glass of milk. A glass of milk.
A glass of milk, JT.
Welcome back to the Biggie Boys podcast.
It's still four weeks of
fright, and so we're dressed up as
peanut butter and jelly, and
JT's a glass of milk. Well, JT's a red
solo cup of milk. He could be anything.
He could be a white Russian.
Not a person, the drink.
that's a very adult peanut butter and jelly sandwich just have it with a white russian
yeah i was thinking like you need some alcohol on the sandwich but i'm not sure how you i'm not
sure how you would do that every time people try to mix alcohol with food whether it be
penelvaca bitch what the fuck no but that's not really that's that's that's not really getting
any alcohol it's just like for the taste of it but like people actually try to you know have you
ever had like tipsy scoop that's fine alcohol and ice cream right there's like not there's like
nothing in it it just doesn't work like alcohol is just meant to be drank and as as much as i've
had like i've had like um like chocolates that have liquor in them oh yeah those are always in
they're terrible those are always in old woman's glass ashtray they're terrible and you have to
eat like 30 to get a buzz going yeah i'm not trying to get a buzz off these alcoholic chocolates
houston jones oh definitely you're supposed to houston jones did he yeah that's how that guy
And he threw up from how much chocolate he had to consume.
And he didn't even blow that high on the breathalyzer.
Oh, that sounds like a funny video.
The point is, alcohol is supposed to be drink.
Yes.
Yes.
And so, yeah, that's that.
And we released some merch, right?
We could talk about it on the podcast.
Bada bing.
We're not wearing it because we have to be in costume, obviously.
True.
We have to be in costume.
But we did release some merch.
And it's selling like hotcakes.
It really is.
It actually, surprisingly, is.
They're all beautiful.
It's wonderful merch.
And this merch works a little bit different than our other ones because from now on, like, this merch is going to go away forever on Thanksgiving.
At least 80% of it.
Limited a dish.
And then the new winter merch will come.
And then after that.
But this merch, you'll never see it ever again.
Never again.
And so if you like any of the designs down below, get them because this is your chance.
Side note, Danny's been dying to tell this bathroom story.
Oh, yeah.
What's this?
Have I heard this?
so i i've i've said many times on this podcast that i hate when people talk about their dreams
but it's not required that i talk about my dreams for this story danny being so so so i so in my
dream there was there was this like terrifying i was in my room and there was this terrifying
like monster looking thing in the closet and it was chasing me and so i ran out of my room
and ran to the bathroom
and locked myself and barricaded in.
Jesus.
And this creature or person or something
was banging on the door.
And I was just in the bathroom like,
oh my God, what am I going to do?
And then I woke up
and I was just standing in the bathroom.
So I must have slept walked.
Sleep walked.
Or you slept ran.
Because, oh yeah, or I slept ran.
That's why I asked Antonio the next morning if he had heard like a mad sprint to the bathroom.
Maybe it wasn't a dream at all.
I know, dude.
I was so scared because then I was like, wait, what?
I was like, yeah, that's the most disorientating thing.
There's nothing outside.
Now, is this a night of drinking?
No, just a regular night.
Danny also forgot to mention that there's a mirror in his closet.
No, a regular night.
That's a night of drinking.
I'm not going anywhere.
my sleepwalking body is not capable of walking yeah he asked me if i heard anything i was and
i was saying other than the usual sounding of you falling off the bed or running i was stopping i
have only fallen off the bed like a few times a few times is so many times people i mean i move
a lot in my sleep so that happens you know what are you gonna do one time i was he's gonna come
through the ceiling one night i'm just gonna see a leg a dangling leg maybe you too from how hard
you stomp jt's a stomper they also run i run around the house i was i was hanging i was hanging
off my bed once and i was i was in those half asleep half awake thing and i had a dream or
maybe a vision i don't know that i was playing handball and then just knee-jerk reaction launched
my hand at the ball and i fell out of the bed i just like launched myself out yeah but this is
this has been concerning to me because i do have a history of like a dream i something in my dreams
i'm i'm portraying it to the world you know like like like what does that like like something is
happening in my dream and my actual body is doing something like there was there was another time
this happened to me not as intense like i switched locations that's that's what really jarred me is
that i thought i was asleep and then all of a sudden i'm standing in the bathroom but like i
Like, one time I had a dream that I was in, like, a pit of alligators, and then I was
on my bed.
This is a long time ago.
And I was on my bed, and I was, like, against the wall, standing against the wall when I
woke up, because I was, like, obviously trying to get away from the pit of alligators.
The alligators, yeah, right.
But, yeah, so, you know, I don't know.
Wait, but how did you know you were standing up there?
Because my mom came into my room and was like, what's happening?
Like, what did you wake up?
And I was like, I don't know.
Do you not see the alligators, bitch?
I don't.
It's like, yo, get away from me.
No, whenever you wake up, someone is sleepwalking.
You're not supposed to, actually.
You're supposed to kind of guide them back to bed.
Because I was like, I don't know.
What the fuck is happening?
It's really scary.
It's like, I don't know.
Get the fuck out of my room, mom.
It's like I'm standing on my bed.
It's really scary.
Also, all my roommates that I've had have said that I talk in my sleep,
like full literate sentences.
You're like, I'm going to murder your family.
No, when I was in Brazil, it was a four-room bunk.
It was a four-person bunk bed.
It was two bunk beds.
four people that's insane first of all okay continue and and uh so what one time somebody
said that that i said oh my god what the fuck is that
in my sleep and then everybody was and then he woke everybody up and he was like what do you
what did you mean and i was like what are you talking about you just woke me up you fucking
asshole what's top three worst things you could say the only other worst things are like there's
There's a snake in the room.
There's a snake in the room.
Everyone get up.
There's a snake.
Or it's like, why are you lighting that fire right now?
No, but so there's something in the dream realm
and the physical realm that is tied together through me.
You ever woken up twice from a dream?
Twice from a dream?
You know.
I've had a dream, woke up, and got back to sleep,
and then continued the dream.
If that's what you're asking.
Oh, I do that often.
Yeah.
I used to be able to do that.
I can't really do that anymore.
There's been times where I wake up from, dude, I had this specific dream when I was a kid.
You know the animated X-Men series?
Anybody watch it?
If anybody watched the animated X-Men series, the old one, Jean Grey was very attractive
in that show.
And when I was younger, I had a dream that me and her were just hardcore making out when
I was a kid.
I was making out with her.
And then I woke up and I was so upset I woke up that I tried so hard just to go back to
the whole day to continue that dream whole day i couldn't do it i was like bring me back jean gray
and i couldn't fall back asleep to see her again and i've never saw her again dedicated a whole
day to this yeah the one that got away you know what do you think the first people's thought of
their dreams oh i mean how can you not think this is like a sign this is like this means something
this is the future i'm seeing yeah you have to think these and a lot of people have a dream
journal you know they they believe that people like they're they're like mediums like psychics
who will read into your dreams and tell you what they mean oh bro i i think i i think i i've said
this before but i i told my mom about a dream once and that was the biggest mistake of my life
i told my mom like oh i felt like i was getting chased by a shark in the water but i got away or
something and then she sat me down and pulled out a literal dream book and we talked we talked about
it for three hours and i was trying to get out of it the whole time i was like i'm not like there's
no greater weight on me mom it's just like you're causing it get away from me you know dad or
something guys i also had a dream where a fork became alive and bit me in the ear like what does
that mean what does that mean and she pulls out page 47 it's like you don't understand you know
what you need yeah there's actually a whole page dedicated to that yeah did you say fork how many
prongs you know it's like yeah i get it we have depression whatever speaking of dream we see us
we saw his face oh shit true and uh the internet is you know being the internet god that's good
the internet is so goddamn mean yo honestly first i'll pop up a picture of him but just so you can
see yeah just so you can see you judge no this kid is at the bare minimum such a normal looking
dude and hashtag he's ugly was trending on twitter and it was just so undeserved i felt bad
that would that that's bound to happen if you are you know if if if any if any of these people
you know if corpse husband gets revealed or marshmallow gets revealed everyone's gonna say
oh he's you know because everybody everybody is obviously you know thinking about i guess
someone more attractive than you know sometimes somebody attractive you know you never think
someone's ugly beneath it do you it depends how they act i think it doesn't matter i i don't think
I think if the guy could have looked like a 9 out of 10,
I feel like once you could add a face to something,
people just don't, like, they just hate it.
No, I think if he was a 9 out of 10, this wouldn't have happened.
I think if he was a 9 out of 10, people would have said, like,
why the fuck were you covering your face, you goddess?
Basically, if he's anything below an 8,
even if he's, like, a moderately, slightly attractive dude,
which I think he probably is.
He's probably, like, a slightly above average dude.
He is at least conventionally attractive.
attracted yeah anything that or below gonna get ruthlessly torn apart i mean the dude looks all
right here i think actually if he didn't have the fucking like crimson chin that he has there wasn't
any of this would happen he does have an angle in the video that did not look good well he's never
chin he's never needed to be on camera so he doesn't have his angles so weird huh make videos
for that long and never be on camera well well as you think about it you could make if you never
have to be on camera you're just making voice videos you could be fucking you could be naked
you don't you don't know where to look you don't know how to look it's all it all is kind of a
skill in a way like but yeah because you know you have people even when you uh certain people that
aren't in front of mics a lot you know they talk like this and it's like yeah like even though you
think you would know what to do it's it's not that simple also it's not that hard i'm not trying to
say that either so what happens like one thing that interests interests me here is that what
happens to his whole like little moniker you know now do people now does now is he gonna go back
like when he let's say he streams again will he stream with the face cam or is it just like oh
here's my face but i'm still gonna do everything the same and not show it that often a lot of
people it is just like that you know oh i hit 10 million something here's the face reveal you
deserve and then back to business and some people do it so i wouldn't be surprised either way now
i don't know well it was pretty out of the blue right i don't really follow dream wasn't it like
super out of the blue like did he hit some milestone or was just like here's my face i
I think he wanted to collab with people.
Yeah, I think he was just tired
of not being able to be in other people's videos
and grow in that way.
That makes a lot of sense.
That does make a lot of sense.
Because also, if I was...
Man, half these interviewers did interview him
and they went through the whole process
of blurring his face the whole time
or him wearing a mask.
That's too much work.
Like, you know what?
I don't care.
I'm sure a lot of people did that.
There is something about faceless people that we...
Faceless men?
That we kind of like idolize.
Yeah, it's like...
Even like I said in music,
There's Marshmallow, there's Daft Punk.
There's a lot of people.
There's Sia.
And all three of those people, people know what they look like.
Don't you see this much of Sia?
Yeah, you just see this.
No, she usually covers her eyes.
Oh, this much?
And there are pictures of all those people,
of Daft Punk, Marshmallow, and Sia.
And still the illusion that it's this kind of masked figure.
Where people know what Marshmallow looks like?
Yeah.
wow he's a young kid too right i mean not young anymore well well i feel like probably like 30
i feel like yeah but that name is chris he's been around for a while i guess those those european
europeans in general also those european djs the first person to be 35 and they look 12 true the
first person to give it away was actually skrillex he was doing an interview and his phone rang and
he went oh it's marshmallow and then on the video you could see that it said chris whatever his last
famous but back to the what you're saying because like even with corpse right especially someone
that people kind of like simp over because of his voice if he face reveals and he is a average
looking dude he's gonna get destroyed but but yeah and and that's why i think it works especially
if you're someone who's like thirst trapping the lack of a face reveal is so it's so good
because it allows people to put whatever face they want onto you people love people love the
unknown you know like people people love the unknown and they also like to and they fear you
know force force their own like oh this is what i think he looks like and that's why i think he's
really hot people draw people draw you know pictures of them like what they think he looks
like yeah dude because then they're in like the people who simp over him's head it's like
you hear his voice he's got these like deep sexy voice and then like and then in their head he
looks like fucking brad pitt yeah it's like that's so unreasonable to live up to but that's what's in
their head you don't you don't get both you gotta if you get the sexy voice you're gonna look
like a dragon you know you don't you don't get both he's gonna have long greasy hair and glasses
and and and and no jawline and that's what it's gonna be and scales and he can breathe fire
you understand exactly no well now all he has to do is look a little bit better than dream and if
no it's true because if he does look at least a little bit better than dream everyone's gonna go
so much better because i think dream bit the bullet too early he needed someone else he has
to look way better because his whole thing is dream is was never like a simped over yes simped
over oh that's not true but he's a specific but he leans into this course of course husband leans
into the sexual nature hey does he yeah i mean there's there's oh there's a bunch of clips of
him being like oh i'm your daddy here oh dude oh yeah doesn't he have the song it's like choke me
fuck me yeah eat my ass right doesn't he have like choke me fuck me suck me yeah that's something
That's how the song goes.
Yeah, and if that's the music you're making,
guess what?
It could never reveal your face.
You confirmed it.
It's like when you're robbing...
You want me to choke and eat that ass?
Look at your face, dude.
It's a dragon.
And maybe he shouldn't reveal his face.
You know, again, mystery is hot.
Mystery is alluring.
True.
It's also scary.
Humans love mystery.
I've only seen him play Among Us.
I don't even know...
He also said in an interview
that his roommates don't know he's corpse either.
Okay, that's just dumb.
How do you not tell with that voice?
But is it not impossible that it's not his real voice?
Now that's a conspiracy.
I thought he's talked about being nervous
because he's gotten recognized or something at the grocery store.
Because of his voice?
But maybe I'm making that up.
I thought I've heard that before.
Also, if people are really weird...
They'll find you.
Exactly.
They'll find you.
You have to see Danny's sleuthing skills.
Danny's found many a celebrity just off of posts they've done.
I have.
He's like, oh, I know he must be across the street from this CVS at this moment.
That's true.
He's like a psychopath.
Danny's like, well, I see a plane in the sky.
There were three flights at that time going overhead, one east to west.
He's right here.
Some celebrities are just so dumb with the pictures they post.
It may just seem like a story post on your balcony, but there are many identifying signs about where you live.
I can triangulate your location within one-tenth of a degree.
And I kind of – you know those people who hack for good purposes?
White hat.
Yeah, yeah.
They like hack for moral purposes.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm figuring out their location so that I can better learn how not to give away my location.
And then I go and look at them with my binoculars.
And then I get the thing – I get the apartment building across the street.
Well, no.
I'm just going to alert them and say, hey.
Hey, I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan, but you guys, you really leaked your address here.
I'm not a fan, but I've triangulated your location, and I found out where you live.
So I'm just warning you that there are people that are crazy out here.
Isn't it easy?
Isn't it kind of easy from a tech standpoint to find out where anybody lives?
That's a JT question.
How do all these people get doxxed?
How do all these big streamers get swatted, rather?
Well, first of all, the other thing is all real estate records are public.
So if they buy a house, you know where the house is.
Now, they could buy it through an LLC, but even with that, you can look up who owns what
LLCs.
I don't know to what degree, and Tony might know that better.
So you can really, just through public records, you can find out.
And then, yeah, with IP addresses and stuff, you could figure out their general location,
and maybe then you could go to that area, look for them.
So there's always ways to figure it out.
I mean, because it's public record 97% of the time, and most people don't know enough
to put it into LLCs, that's why all the streamers get doxxed and swatted, because
it's it's just a person online you could just find where they live yeah big when when it happens
to bigger um celebrities i feel like it's someone accidentally did it in their squad or because
they'll probably have bought the house under an llc or a business and they probably have so many
under their name that you wouldn't be able to it would be harder to track it in some sense yeah
but i for some reason i feel like internet celebrities are better at hiding that stuff
because i think the the the you know run-of-the-mill standard i guess hollywood celebrities
like danny was saying they're like so dumb with what they post they wouldn't even realize
oh posting this from like down the block from my house gives away exactly which block i live
like on my morning jog and you're like passing also the more the more famous you get the harder
it is to hide like for example like logan paul's old house it doesn't matter what he does that's
a very distinctive multi-million dollar home you're going to be able to find it and the exact
address well that's also because he was filming it with it in full view like you could find that
Also, when you're that level, you need security anyway.
It doesn't matter.
You need a big old gate.
You need a big old gate.
Or you live in a gated community.
Bro, Joe Rogan's podcast, factory, warehouse, whatever it is, dude, he has fucking armed
guards there at all times.
He has Blackwater there or whatever.
Fucking Navy SEALs are outside in face paint.
Well, he knows so many Navy SEALs.
They just train in there, and they double his security.
Yeah.
As soon as you walk in, you see a laser point to your forehead.
Yeah.
It's like, what do you want?
Honestly, nothing.
I don't care.
Take the shot.
Yeah, you're going to have to fucking kill me.
I'm going to see that bald hero.
The point is, live in a gated community.
I mean, Jake Paul just doxxed Post Malone.
Post Malone got doxxed because he jokingly bought Jake Paul merch.
Like, you can't expect anything to happen because of that.
True.
Or you do.
I don't know.
Point is, we live at...
I have two very, very important questions for you guys,
and you better get the right fucking answers.
Whoa, JT's coming in hot.
Okay.
Okay.
Are we going one, two, or one, one?
Both of you.
Crunchy or creamy for the peanut butter?
Okay.
Oh, that's number one?
That's number one, the question.
All right, well, all right, ready?
I was going to ask some peanut butter-related questions as well.
All right, so let's go three, two, one.
We'll answer at the same time.
Okay.
All right, ready?
Three, two, one.
Creamy.
You guys disgust me.
You do crunchy?
Oh, yeah, and then hold on.
Follow-up question before we discuss your heinous answer.
First of all.
What kind of jelly are we talking?
Oh, grape jelly, that's the only kind.
Not even a question.
I don't like jelly.
This is definitely strawberry jelly.
That's definitely strawberry, which is why I'm upset.
I don't like jelly, but I'll do grapes.
And it has to be jelly.
It can't be jam because jam has seeds and things inside of it.
And as far as the peanut butter goes, I actually like both.
I think both are equally good.
Sometimes I like a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
It adds a little texture to it.
I agree.
But if I had to pick a child, it'd be creamy.
Well, do you know the difference between jelly and jam?
The answer?
We were talking about peanut butter, I think.
Yeah, by jelly and jam.
Okay.
I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
There we go.
JT, I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Positive Antonio today.
There we go.
But the fact that you like crunchy means you're a terrible person and honestly an idiot.
No, I like crunchy too.
Rude.
Why'd you say creamy?
Because creamy is, like I said, if I had to pick a child, it's creamy.
You are too busy thinking about your awesome joke.
I was.
I truly was.
Crunchy peanut butter, it is everything that creamy is, but it's got crunchiness as well.
You don't always want a crunchy.
That's like saying everything pulp, orange juice, is just the same as orange juice.
So what's the difference?
Yeah, but I don't want texture in my drink.
I'm saying it's the same.
I want texture in my food.
Like, obviously, orange juice with no pulp, much better, side note.
And orange juice with pulp, terrible, another side note, is different.
So is creamy and crunchy.
And crunchy sucks.
Like pulp.
We'll table the orange juice because I happen to like pulp.
Yeah, but you don't like it.
You got this guy on your side?
You got this guy on your side?
Well, this guy's playing in the middle.
Pulp is fine.
Well, pulp's not better than not.
I don't like extra pulp, though.
People, you know, they add pulp.
Yeah, so what is extra pulp?
Do we now have to gut and fillet another orange and throw it in?
All of the no pulp, what are you going to do with that pulp?
You throw it into the extra pulp.
They also have regular pulp, which is just how orange juice is meant to be,
and they also have a little bit of pulp.
So they take a little bit and they –
They, like, filter it through a machine?
Yeah, they put a little bit.
You'll find a little bit.
What is jelly?
Is it literally you take a bunch of grapes, smash them into bits,
and then you have a jelly?
You know what's fair?
It's more – there's sugar added.
That's why jelly is better than jam.
The grape is really such a versatile fruit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
The grape is a verse king.
Yeah, it's a verse king.
You get wine.
You get jelly.
And grapes themselves are honestly pretty good.
And you get grapes.
I'll eat a thing of grapes.
I'll eat a thing of grapes right now.
You get wine, jelly, grapes.
Even if you don't like them, you get raisins.
Listen, listen.
You get raisins.
I'm just talking about the versatility of the grape.
No, that's just a grape.
You also get grape juice.
Yeah, I mean, that's it, actually.
And then you have, okay, obviously the red ones are better, right?
I like the green ones.
I like white wine.
Isn't that a green grape?
Yeah.
But if you're just going to eat grapes, you wouldn't eat the red ones first?
I mean, I do like the red ones.
I also like the idea of, like, you know, someone fanning me with a big leaf and another person feeding me grapes.
Well, like a naked lady.
Yeah, like on a catch-all, man.
See, I always thought that was strange, because I feel like eating something off of a vine is totally not regal, you know?
Like, somebody should pluck it off the vine and put it in my mouth.
Like, if they're just holding it, and I just have to go like...
You don't find that hot?
That's not regal.
That's not my idea of royalty.
I'll tell you how they get fired immediately, though.
If they ever, like, are holding it over me, and I have to, like, suckle this grape ball,
and then they ever pull a, oh, and I miss it, fired.
Oh, executed.
Yeah, yeah.
You're the king.
What do you mean fired?
Your head off.
I feel like, you know, that's like a prince level thing, too.
I could probably still kill you.
Also, what if you go, you ever try to go take a grape off the vine, and then the vine comes,
like, plucks off with it?
You mean, you've had grapes.
Did you go graping?
What do you mean?
Did you go graping?
What are you saying?
You're like, off the tree or whatever?
You're like, pick it up?
No, it's, no.
I'm just saying.
I think he's talking about how they come in the bunch.
In the vine.
You know, they come in a bunch.
Oh, you're saying just like a little stem comes off.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, a little stem comes off.
So you know what you do?
You be a man.
You chew it like a sunflower seed, and you go, and you spit it out.
No, no, I hate, I hate that.
Yeah, but if you're royalty.
Yeah, what?
We're talking royalty here, dude.
Are you kidding me?
Also, grape feels like a fruit that would have a seed, and I'm so thankful to God that
it doesn't.
I think they do.
Some grapes have seeds.
Not a big seed.
No.
I think you can just chew right through it.
They have tiny little seeds.
Some grapes have big seeds.
I'm talking about a grape seems like a kind of a fruit, like a cherry.
With a pit.
Yeah, like it has a seed that you have to chew around and then spit out.
I'm 90% sure that there is a grape that has a big seed.
90%.
Anybody know about any big seeded grapes?
Show us your grapes.
Oh, you ever hear of those Japanese grapes?
They're like fucking real big.
This fucking big.
That's an apple.
They're like tiny little apples, and they're green, and they're just like plump little things.
And supposedly they're so sweet, it's like biting into candy.
They sell them like six in a thing for like 25 bucks.
I'll get them.
I have successfully never had a Japanese grape.
Well, I mean, I would love to have one.
I've never had one either.
We'll figure it out.
I'm supposed to be a glass of milk.
First of all, I'm new to this.
You could be a glass of anything.
I didn't know that milk was a beverage people enjoyed
with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
that seems odd to me
you're a glass of JT
anyone who drinks a glass of milk I think is odd
and I think that's a completely fair and reasonable thing to say
well if you just drink it just for the milk alone
oh but if I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich it's okay
because first of all
sometimes another thing I didn't talk about
peanut butter and jelly is here
the ratio is critically important
it is the most important ever
uh one-to-one could work but the point is a lot of people put less jelly than they should in which
case now you need a glass of milk because it just gets too dry in your mouth and some people i know
some people who don't like jelly or jam so they just do peanut butter and sandwiches now you now
a glass of milk is a necessity i had a friend who ordered milk at a steakhouse
milk steak milk steak you have to you have to really really like milk for that well yeah
Anybody who really likes milk is kind of a freak.
Kind of a freak.
This is the same friend that we were out at a restaurant in Croatia,
and he ordered bread and rice, the free stuff that comes at the table.
And then he wanted to take it home with him.
And I looked at him dead in the eyes, and I said,
if you take this home with you, I will never eat out with you again.
Fair.
Fair reaction.
And he didn't take it home.
Yeah.
It was one of those things.
Rice.
I'll take home some rice
I'll take home some rice
Red's crazy
It's like
It's like we go to a restaurant
You don't eat anything
They hand you
Whatever free they hand you
And then
You want to take it home
Was he
Is he down bad?
Is his friend broke?
He was eating like it was the Great Depression
Yeah
And it was just like
I couldn't
Because the waiters know right
The waiters
No matter what you are
You're getting judged immediately
When you sit down
Oh yeah
A waiter's going like
they see danny's pants and like fuck we're not getting tipped well they're gonna be pleasantly
surprised because i'm a great but i'm saying like you know you look at danny like oh god you know
it's one of these i don't think so but then but then you don't think those sweatpants tip the
waiters off that you're not uh no i don't think so but my point is that when you see someone who's
only you know ordering the the stuff that's free you're already like oh fuck this guy oh i'm
spitting and now and now i have to sit through the embarrassment of him asking to take that stuff
home in front of everybody with the waiter staring
at me like a puppy. I'm like,
please don't do this. Is this the end of the trip?
This dude's broken down bad? Or what is this?
You're in Croatia, right?
Did you go to Croatia with no money?
It wasn't that close to the end. It was like pretty
middle.
What's close to the end?
Three days left? That's not like...
A nine-day trip is close to the end.
I mean, that's a barrel in the middle
you could almost get. I guess so.
And by the way, I think waiters
can...
I think once – it's really just about how you talk to the waiter.
I feel like that's how they can tell whether you're going to tip them well or not.
Not at all.
Really?
Well, I mean, how they can tell.
I mean, obviously, everyone –
Like, if you immediately come in there, like, excuse me, da, da, you know, then –
That's a 10%.
You're going to be a –
Like, 12% tipper.
Yeah, that's 12%, but some people will take that.
But, like, I'm saying is everyone is judged by the cover immediately.
But, wait, this is Croatia.
I thought, like, do they even tip there?
No, we weren't.
This was a separate –
No, this was a separate –
Oh, okay.
I think we're good here, right?
Yeah, we're cool.
All righty.
You can find me on Instagram at JTHolden97.
Daniel.
You can find me at DannyIsWatching and at 7213.
Beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
You can find me at Ant Prisco.
Can't forget to follow.
Picky Boys Podcast.
Like, share, subscribe.
Go get the merch before it is too late.
And give a little kiss.
And may the ghouls and goblins stay out of your trick-or-treat bag.
