Picky Boys Podcast - This Party Trick Defies Gravity! - Picky Boys Podcast #286

Episode Date: August 6, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss the best party tricks, changing your name for free products, robots taking waiters' jobs, evading the train fare, and the longest amount of time we've slept! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the podcast! New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Quick, make up a last name. Make it up. Make it up. McFadden. No, that's real. You can't, like JT said, you can't get them all. You can't get them all. There's no 100% success rate.

Any waiter that tries to be cool by not writing down your order, I think should lose their job immediately. I've actually never seen anyone put those on a bun and eat them. I've never seen anyone take one of the hot dogs off that roller. I'm going to be honest. Well, sometimes you get, eventually everybody gets tired. Eventually. And you just roll over and you say, fine.

We ready? We ready? Ready to rock. Ooh, welcome back. It was a little ghosty there. I didn't mean to do that. It was a little ooh. Ooh.

Either way, welcome back to the Piggy Boys podcast. Go see the Haunted Mansion. True, true. No, don't go see that. Why? Because, I don't know. Aren't we not supposed to advertise? The strike stuff?

All right, never mind. Don't go see it. Because of the strike going on. Who cares? See it if you want to. Whatever. I thought they said that that's not the case. I don't care.

All right. So in our Discord, pickyboys.com slash patron is how you get in there. Any tier gets you in there. Danny does a question of the day every day, and he asked. What is your party trick? What is your party trick? And I have one, and I wanted to show you guys here today. This is my party trick.

Do you want to share the name? The Antonio special. I don't know. I don't have a name for it yet. You name it. So I'm going to put this stuff over here. So this is what I used to do when I went to my friend's colleges because I didn't go away. And this would impress all the people I was trying to impress.

Every time. Panty dropper. Every time. Watch. Ready? See, that's what I thought the name was. The panty dropper? Yeah.

That's too cliché. I also like to note that this works very well with drunk people. Oh, yeah. If everyone's drunk and it's- Be drunk when you watch this. And when you go, you know, when you're about to leave the pregame and you're like, oh, one more, one more. Red Bull vodka or something.

It works great. I'll play the drunk guy. You play the drunk guy. You need a can. All right. Don't do that. You need a can, a tiny can. If you have a big hand, maybe it works with a white claw.

I'll describe how I do it. I usually offer a conversation piece, and I lick my hand. Just like that. No one sees it. No one sees it. And I do that. I'm talking like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wet up this hand.

This hand has to be wet for some reason. So I'm just going to wet it. Then you suction cup this onto your hand. All right. Like that. Whoa. So then you open it, and you pour some Red Bull in. This guy's a magician.

He's a magician. This guy's a magician. And you know, it works better when you might have three people in focus, but then it really works when someone goes, what the fuck is that guy doing? Yeah. You know, it works like that. Some guy who's like half maybe not in the conversation

and just looks over and sees it. Panty dropper. Use it at the next party. Congratulations. Wow. It worked very smoothly. A lot of the times, crashes into the glasses. A lot of the times.

Yeah, I will say, maybe practice it once or twice before you pull it out at a party and ruin the table. If you do this wrong, it essentially looks like you took a Red Bull and threw it at the table. That guy didn't even try to hold it. He just did this. It's like, who holds a glass like this? That is impressive. That's cool. What's the coolest party you got?

Do you have one? You know why you're cool enough? No, I don't have a party trick. I don't either. Really? Nothing? No. I have stolen that one and used that one before.

Really? Yeah. It's a good one. It is. I don't even remember where I saw it. Maybe some wise elder frat person passed it down to me. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I guess it's just suction, right?

Yeah, it's just suction. Do you have a coolest party trick you've ever seen someone do? I mean, party? Like, I've seen people who break dance, and they just pull it out, like, at the bar. Like, or at the club, I mean. No, but it's like a club bar. Okay. And, bro, I mean, if this guy is spinning on his head in front of everyone, that's a cool party trick.

Cool? Yes. That is a cool party trick. Also, it's not a party anymore. But you can't just, like— We passed the party. This is your hobby now. But what if they do it in the party?

See, that's not—I think everyone else needs to be dancing already for it to be appropriate. Yeah, well, they're doing it. It's like a little dance party. In the house. There's always, in the party, there's always going to be, oh, who's making drinks? I got one of those. Wax on, wax off, one of those.

Now, if someone's just break dancing in the middle of the party, like, oh, watch this. If everyone else is already dancing, it makes perfect sense. That's like, this is my party trick, and some guy pulls out an acoustic guitar. It's like, what are we doing? I don't think it's not like that. Oh, it's the same thing.

It's the same thing. Now you have to pause the music for that. You do. Yeah, but you also have to put on specific kind of music for that. No, no, no. It's the same thing. You're just thinking about a guy that's like, hey, watch this, and then he does it. We're talking about a party that people are dancing, maybe a little dance circle,

and everybody's cringy dancing in a dance circle, and then this guy goes, watch this. Exactly. That's cool. You sound jealous, if I'm being honest. You do sound jealous. You sound like you have a childhood dream to breakdance that never came to fruition. You might have caught me here. Being able to spin on one's head would be pretty cool.

It would be. They have a special hat. I know. They wear a beanie. A beanie. Yeah. There's some people that do it without it.

Or like a cardboard. They put cardboard down. All right. See, now we're getting... What are we doing? Hold on. Yeah, what are we doing? Pull out my cardboard.

Let me put on my breakdancing mat here. There's the party trick of the guy who can suck his own dick. Haven't seen that one yet. Heard about that. What kind of parties

are you going to? I just heard about that. Basically, the legend goes that he would say, like, I'll suck my own dick. Or... No. The legend goes...

If you can give me... I'll suck my own dick. And then he does it. You have to buy me a pack of cigarettes if I can suck someone's dick in the next minute. Suck someone's dick? Suck someone's dick. And then they go, okay, well, who's going to let,

unless this is pre-arranged, who's going to let them suck his dick in under a minute? And then he sucks his own dick. And then you buy him a pack of cigarettes. I mean, I'm a man of my word. I would have to buy this freak cigarette. That's the old party trick. But I feel like if he came in and said, oh, yeah, if I suck someone's dick here in a minute, first of all, this is my stance now.

Combat. All right. Ready for combat. And then I would have to think, secondly, oh, someone's going to walk out of nowhere, and now they just tricked me. These two gay guys just tricked me into buying cigarettes, which would scare me. Yeah, I don't know. But if he said he could suck his own dick, I'd be like, actually, I'll see it. See, I think a good party trick has to also, because this kind of goes back to your gripes

with the breakdancing, I guess, but it has to feel not too planned. Organic. Yeah, it's got to come up organically. You can't just, like, if this guy's walking around with cardboard ready to spin on his head, that's obviously at any point he's ready to spin on his head. Right. I'm not walking around with 8.4 ounce Red Bull cans in my pocket, but now if we're doing something like a Jaeger bomb, like Iron Man.

True, like Iron Man. Yeah, that'd be cool. Gotcha. I guess that is a good rule for a party trick. It has to be organic. Yeah, but there's also the people that bring the deck of cards. True. Yeah, but a magician never goes anywhere without a deck of cards.

That's a good point. That's true. You've got to keep true to the magician code. If you don't have a deck of cards on you, another magician pulls out their magician license, and you don't have your deck of cards. You're no longer a magician. Yeah, you get kicked out of the magician society.

License revoked. The majority. Bro, my friend, we were at a party, and everyone's very drunk, which makes everyone's reactions like five times more intense. He's a magician, and he pulled out a deck of cards, and he blew everyone away. He might as well have been like performing actual wizardry in front of us. Like, now I cast dispel.

Like, it was crazy, dude. Now the card's in your ass. No, magic when done well is really, really cool. But yeah, that's my party trick. So when is it uncool? Every other scenario, basically. There's something really funny about a magic trick that doesn't go well. Yeah, but it's funny for all the wrong reasons.

It's nothing you should intentionally do. No, it's almost like a lost art form if it's unintentionally. Being bad? Well, yeah, I guess. I don't know. If I'm at a magic show and the magician messes up a trick, the illusion is kind of broken for the next 15 minutes, and then I fall back into it.

I don't mean if we're going to Vegas and seeing a magician show. I meant if some freak came out with the cards and did a trick and it failed miserably. It's kind of funny. Oh, you know what's good though? The magic trick where it fails and the failure is the misdirection.

Wait, this isn't your card? And then you go, oh, fuck. Check your pocket. Yeah, excuse me? Yeah, but now that's just back to magic. Or this isn't your card and you go, this guy fucking sucks and he goes

can you give me the time where's my watch he stole your watch which isn't magic it's just big pocketing but it's still misdirection and I'm foolery

no he didn't do any magic there he got the wrong card he literally just he's just a thief now yeah but I'd rather be robbed by a magician

by a magician yeah than just robbed I'd rather be robbed on a stage yeah yeah exactly yeah no that's fair

I expected you guys to be a little cooler and have a party trick but my bad you didn't tell us that you were planning one I would have I would have

planned mine can't plan them just can't I used to you know the guys who like can put a sword through their chest right

which one have you seen this what are we talking about there's people who put like they take like a I don't know how to say this word I don't want to mess it up and say a

a wrong word but rapier oh yes it's a rapier yeah yeah so they'll take that Definitely close. They'll put it through their chest.

They'll literally, like, they know where their organs are, so they're like, okay, we're going to slide it around my left lung, under the intestine, and then they put it out the other side. What are you talking about? Wow. The point is, first of all, pull up a picture of this, Jamie. Secondly, my point is I have a very similar party trick I did as a kid where I would take a thumbtack and put it through my thumb.

Exactly the same. Exactly the same. I used to do that as well. You take a thumbtack, and you put it through the cuticle of your nail. It doesn't hurt. Do we have to talk about this? Do we have to talk about this? You asked me my party trick.

Well, first of all, you said you were five. What party is he going to? It wasn't even a party trick. What's he doing? I was doing it in English class. I'd take it off the board, and I would just like. The point also is it's definitely a stepping stone to then putting a sword through your chest cavity. True.

How thick is that sword? Very thin. I'm not starting to, I'm starting. Oh, like how David Blaine put the ice pick through his arm or something? Yeah, exact same thing. Yeah. I don't understand that. Whatever.

Again, this isn't magic. It's just like endurance sport. Yeah. That one feels like magic. The rapier through the. It's all the same thing. I guess so. I don't know.

All right. Well, that was mine. What was yours? Mine was also a question of the day that I asked recently. Wow, it's a question of the day episode. So, yes, it was if you could change your first name to the name of a company for free products for life, which company would you choose? And this started because Subway is offering free sandwiches for life to someone who legally changes their first name to Subway. Bro, I'm not even kidding.

If they had gluten-free bread, I would do it right now. Subway? If Jersey Mike said change your first name to, like, Jersey Mike. Bro, I don't care. Who gives my first name on legal documents? Who gives a fuck? Okay. Well, let's go with the fact that in this scenario, you have to go by that name.

You must. Why? How would Subway know? Well, I mean, I guess so. He's already JT. If he goes by Jersey Mike's, that's JM. It's not that far. Jersey Mike's is bad because Jersey Mike's is Mike.

You're just saying, I'm Jersey Mike. I choose Jersey Mike. Just get dicks or something. It's a name. What about, like, I think you're not grasping the, this. What about, like, Mercedes Moriarty? Ooh. That's a girl's name?

I don't give a shit. Subway isn't anybody's name. Oh, yeah, call me a girl. I get my free Mercedes Benz, bitch. I get a Benz every day. Also. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah.

What are the terms here? You get free product for life, one per day. All right, so you're not thinking. You're not thinking. Amazon Prisco, baby. No, I'll tell you what. Fuck, that's the best answer. That seems too cheap.

How's that cheap? It's exactly in the rules and regulations of what he said. Okay, then I go Amazon. Also, first, the stipulation is you can only get one per day. One thing per day. Oh, I'm sorry. Also, I feel like you should only be stuck here with things Amazon makes. They don't really make anything.

There's a lot of Amazon basics, baby. There's a lot of Amazon basics. I bet you I could buy a house for Amazon. Are they manufacturing that? Are they making that? Why are you coming? I'm changing my name. You're not changing.

Get out of here. Because I was going to go with something in a similar lane, like something like Yamaha. Because, bro, you can get a motorcycle or a keyboard or an air conditioner. They make everything. All right, so why can't you do that? I just am cooler than you.

Whatever. It just seems you're breaking the game. You're breaking the game with Amazon. Amazon. Someone said in the Discord they would change their name to like Berkshire Hathaway and get free stocks and money. I'm changing my name to T.D. Ameritrade There are definitely

a lot of answers that are worth it I don't think Subway is Really? I don't know who this fucking freak is that's going to change their name to Subway Bro, I'm not kidding, if I wasn't gluten free I would 100% do that It's on all your legal documents

I don't know, it's weird Can I change my name to Expedia and just get flights and hotels booked in one package? You could do a flight one day and a hotel another day. All right. It'll take me a little bit to book my trip, but it's all right. No, it'll take you two days.

It'll take me two days to book my trip. Three days then. Write in the comments what you would change your name to. What about, I'm sticking with cars, I think. What about Uber? Uber Holden. And I get free rides every day. That's a scary first name.

I'm thinking Ferrari. It's kind of Ferrari Moriarty. Whoa. Okay. Mercedes Moriarty is better. I think Ferrari is better. No, I think Ferrari is better. It rhymes, sort of.

It does. Ferrari Moriarty. Ferrari Moriarty. Ferrari Moriarty. I mean, you really go in cars? How useful is that? I don't know. How cool is that?

I would love a car. Another car. I would love... I've been using bikes. Just a real estate firm? You get a house per day? Why can't I just... Can I just...

Get a house per day. See, now we're just upgrading each other's answers right away. I think if you put everyone in a room, gave them that question, and said you got 60 seconds, go, it would be the there would be so dumb of answers

for sure like Barbie I don't know I can't make can you quick make up a last name make it up make it up

McFadden no that's real make it up make up a last name make up every last leash leash is definitely a last name really

yeah of course yeah but that was real that's like saying make up a last name uh Moriarty you know

make up a last name you could have made up a last name that was real but you didn't say anything I couldn't figure it out he got it Make up a last name that's not real.

Mastar. That's pretty good. Mastar. See, that's what I'm asking. I couldn't do it in my brain. I couldn't do it. What would be a good first name to go with Mastar? Give me one person you know that has an alliteration name.

Go. Bro, people have it all the time. One person I know. I don't think I know anybody with it. Martin's going to be angry. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Martin Mierdou.

Got to be honest, I haven't known Martin in a long time. Could not tell you how to say his last name. Yeah. Well, everybody knows it's like Mears, and then it becomes Polish. Yeah, then it becomes Polish. Then it becomes a lot of Zs. I don't want to butcher it, but I think it's Mirzewski. That's pretty good.

Okay. That sounds right. That's pretty good. But there's all kinds of Ws and Vs and stuff in there. I'm trying to think what I even shop at the most that's not Amazon for me to change my name to. 7-Eleven Moriarty. Honestly, you can get a lot there, but then why not just do CVS Moriarty?

Taquitos. Very good. They are. The buffalo chicken roller. I think you're supposed to put it on a bun, but I just eat it. What's a buffalo chicken roller? It's kind of like a hot dog, but made of chicken.

And it's like buffalo breaded. You're supposed to put that on a bun, too? It's next to the hot dogs. Well, that's just because it's cylindrical. I've actually never seen anyone put those on a bun and eat them. I've never seen anyone take one of the hot dogs off that roller. I'm going to be honest. I don't either.

I've never seen someone take a 7-Eleven hot dog one time. Taquitos fly off it. Oh, yeah. But hot dogs, nah. I don't know what they... I'm pretty sure if you go and just pick up one of the 7-Eleven hot dogs and bang it against the side, it might just turn to dust. Shatter. When you go to get a taquito at 7-Eleven, you've got to use the tongs and do a little squeeze test.

If there's too much resistance, that means they've been out for too long. Oh, I mean, if it's rock hard, yeah. If the squeeze is nice, that means it's fresh. What's a good squeeze? Like palm, closed fist, you know, like a steak? Oh, yeah, like a steak. Probably like- Medium rare?

Probably here, yeah. Probably medium rare. Medium rare taquito. What is this? Is this- So apparently if you're cooking steak and you poke it, you can mimic the thickness and the cook with this part of your hand. like this is uh like this is medium or this is well done this is medium or something medium rare

i've never used it also can i say this out loud finally no if if there's a waiter no i've said it before but i want to say this i really want to make this point any waiter that tries to be cool by not writing down your order i think should lose their job immediately i agree is that is that hard for me like oh they mess it up no they always know because i don't want the risk of them messing it up you know what it is it's that waiter's party trick i can remember a whole table thing without writing it down yeah and sometimes the red bull can hits the glasses yeah that's what i'm saying it happens it happens i just think they should every restaurant should just have like those little tablets love those i was just thinking that but that you can't have that

in a fancy place, right? Why not? Why? Electronics are cool. They're fancy. Look, I'm all for it. But I think that, like, I'm not a fancy guy. I think the William Fancy Sons

of the world would complain. I don't think so. You put a nice leather iPad case on the back. And also, they come up to your table on a Segway. Yeah. Come on.

Okay, okay. It looks futuristic. Look, I mean, I'm down. Again, I don't... Or they all just dress as robots. That'd be cool. now they can input into your thing also first of all at applebee's and all that stuff you can order you don't the waitresses are waiters and waitresses are going anyway because you could just order at

the table you get your drink it's great i need another drink why aren't we doing that i love it but again i think i think these fancy places are gonna aren't gonna love that i don't think they're gonna be very open to that oh yeah we have to give this waiter a 700 tip to open a bottle of wine it's fucking stupid that the thing about the ordering at the table is that i like it but it feels like like you still need the food runner you know yeah it doesn't actually get rid of the job why doesn't it because the food runners are different because you need a person to do it but a food runner if you want to like send food back or something runner is different or if you want to change something it's just like i i love i love the idea of it but i don't like it in

practicality no so you don't need a waiter you need an it guy to help you hit the button that says no cheese no no all right no it's not that because then it's like the usually the person comes and it's like well do you need anything else it's like well if i need something i just fucking do the tablet exactly that's why they don't do it but they asked and so now it's like now i have a waiter and i have a digital waiter it's weird no because usually when they do that anyway they go oh yeah just it's a input for section d on the tablet just hit it i'm gonna go back to fucking jerking off in the back maybe they're rude to you like that i like having both I think if you go to Applebee's, it makes sense.

I like being checked up on. They come. Yes, I could just order another drink from here, but they come by and go. And then, bro, I mean, they can't put anything on the house through that thing, right? True. Last time I was at, what is it, Chili's? Chili's, Applebee's, one of the things. You know, they took my drink, a drink that you can't get free refills on, and refilled it.

It didn't charge me. Make a robot do that. I would also argue that the robot is losing themselves. Do you know how many times I probably wouldn't have ordered another drink on my own fruition, and the waiter or waitress comes around and says, you want another one? And I go, yeah, sure. He sold me.

You're losing them sales. You just need a little trolley robot that's adorable going, want another? You don't actually want to live in this world. You really don't. I couldn't care less about living in that world. The less people interaction, the better. It's hostile. It's not a person.

It's not, I don't know. There's a reason, like, the restaurant business is called, like, hospitality. It's because it's, like, there's a human thing of, like, oh, we're serving you. We're doing this. And when it becomes robots, it becomes very cold. Well, 7-Eleven's getting self-checkout, too. You're going to lose that interaction. You know that?

That's totally fine. You okay with that? Yeah. We don't want to talk to 7-Eleven people. Not much of an interaction to begin with. I'll be honest. Stealing. I'm getting, yeah.

I'm getting real lazy with this self-checkout stuff. I'm getting real, real, to a probably not great degree. Yeah. I just walked into, well, this is different, but I bought stuff from Home Depot, and they scanned a bunch of stuff, and I realized I got essentially all the wrong things, and I just went, swapped it out, and just walked out of the place. You know, I did my due, and I just put it in my car, and I left. I'm not on salary here.

It's like, I don't, what do we, whatever. Got to wait back in line, not doing it. i don't know yeah but eventually they're gonna start to make like programs that'll recognize you yeah yeah like oh well this is the this is the fifth time you accidentally didn't charge these two items how is jail yeah how is your whole cart granny smith apples that's what they said they said very secretly the mta has rolled out seven stations with like ai cameras that are like taking notes on people who evade the fair now that sounds like propaganda that sounds like crazy oh yeah there's these magic stalls scattered throughout the land that will catch you so no

one anywhere can do it because you don't know if it's yours that sounds so made up well the thing is they didn't the the reason that i think it's true is because the mta isn't the ones that said it it's like some some people some journalists found out that they were doing this and they They were like, the MTA quietly rolled out the new program. That's literally 1984. Oh, we're getting there. We're definitely getting there. Just take me.

Take my data. I don't care. No. That sounds so opposite of what you usually say. Well, sometimes you get, eventually everybody gets tired. Eventually. And you just roll over and you say, fine. You can know everything.

Honestly, I half agree. I'm very in between here. Because there are some things where I'm like, yeah, just whatever. Take this part. Take this part. I'll pretend to care about this part a little longer. Some of these problems are very easily solved. Here we go.

Like the MTA one, all seven locations, one spray paint can. That's all you need. True. On that robot's eyeball? Yep. True. Also, why not just make the doors full doors? It's more of a fire hazard thing.

That's a good point. Oh, yeah, that'd be scary. If it's like a blackout and then it doesn't work, it's mechanical, then you're stuck in there. Yeah, that's a good point. Or just what about if there's a sensor above the jump turn style that if it doesn't spin, it just really zaps. Like, no, they got to pay a different way to get through this. Martin wouldn't jump any more stalls if it has to zap him every time. True, but then someone goes and looks for the train and gets zapped and has a heart attack, and now you got a lawsuit on the city.

What are you talking about? No, dems the brakes. It says you can't get in if you pay or you will get zapped. Whose fault is that? No, but they were paying, but I just peeked my head in. Don't peek your head through the electric fence. Well, I don't know. I'm just saying these are the things that you have to think about

when you implement stuff like this. I think it takes one good zap for everybody to say, you know what, maybe I'm not jumping these stalls no more. I mean, the biggest perpetrator of fair evasion anyway is just you push open the exit door and everybody funnels in. Yeah. Yeah, especially if the alarm... This is very New York talk, probably, by the way.

I guess that's true. But unless the alarm doesn't go off, then it's really free. Just open swing door. Oh, yeah. I mean, when the door is open, I feel like people who would usually pay are like, whatever. I'll go through the store. You guys ever been ticketed for skipping it? I have not, but I've seen people get ticketed.

Honestly, if you get ticketed jumping a turnstile, you might be an idiot. I mean, if there's a cop right there. Don't do it if there's a cop right there. If you're willy-nilly committing crimes, you deserve to get ticketed. You could do one of these. Okay. I feel like cops can blend in sometimes. They're in camo.

They got bad vision. You ever been in a crowded subway station? It's really hard to see where there's a cop and where there's not. It's also hard to jump a turnstile in a really crowded... Not really. Dude, you ever hear the... Now they do the back... It's called the backstop or something.

Pull it back halfway, slither in, and then push it forward halfway. Yeah, that's the most slick way. That's tough. You can do that in a crowded subway station easy. That you can do, yeah. But also, if you, again, even that, if you get caught doing that, that already looks half so natural

that you're coming through, kind of. That, what do we, I think it's the people that just, oh, I did it 50 times, I'm not going to get caught the 51st time and don't look and get caught. That's what I think. That's how it happens.

You get lazy. And that, there's, the fare evasion ticket is like 110 bucks. So there's an argument that maybe that's worth it. Mathematically. 50 times is like close to $150-ish. Yeah, but then if you got caught two in a row early, now you've got to hop a lot.

You've got to start making trips just to make up for it. Just hop back and forth. Just doing laps. Yeah. Oh, Uptown looks good again. Oh, back downtown. I don't know. I tried to hop a turnstile one time,

and my string bag got caught, and I slammed right to the ground. That's what you get. That's what I get. And again, I thought I went, I should be made fun of. I deserve this. And it's okay.

and I got on my train and I went home. Imagine you got up and there was a cop there. If there was a cop there, I think I could have swung, listen, my back.

I think, I don't need this. I gotta, it's a punishment enough. Am I right? Heh heh. Maybe let me go. Let me let you go.

I hope. That's beautiful. Or I just pretend I broke my leg and I'll sue you and the city. I'll just, this is my city.

I'll just start doing this. I know somebody who sued the city. How'd they do? Great. It takes like 10 years. Over what? They were getting on a bus

and the bus was too far away from the curb and they slipped and broke their leg. Damn. And I think they got a six-figure payout, a real nice payout, but it takes a really long time. You also broke that. Yeah, yeah.

No, for sure. Yeah, so you have to be a little goofy for that. I went to buy an MTA card one time and I put a 50 in, and as soon as it went in, it said, no cash available. You can't pay with cash. And I went,

said he just took $50. He didn't give it back? Didn't give it back. said machine's out of order after I put it through. See, that's when I go to the little guy in the booth. It was closed. No one was there.

It was a really, really good day for me. That's when I called 311. I already went. I'd rather jump in front of the train than go through that. And then I decided to never pay for a turnstile ever again. I got my 50 bucks back. And then I slammed into the ground

over the turnstile. That couldn't have been the same day. It could not have been the same day. It was such a bad day. That's just, you know you lost. It was such a bad day. You got to go home, get back in bed, restart. Yeah, just hit the old restart button on that day.

Today's a throwaway. We're not counting today. Today, the Red Bull can went into the glasses today. You know what's weird about sleeping? Is that when you sleep too little, you wake up and you're tired. When you sleep just enough, you wake up bright-eyed, bushy-tailed. But then when you sleep too long, you wake up tired again. Real Goldilocks situation.

What is that? You overcharged. Yeah. Have you ever done that? You wake up from like a fucking, I don't know, maybe you're sick. You wake up from like a 13-hour sleep and you're like, it's like being born again. You're like, I'm back. I'm here again.

Yeah, no, I agree. I don't, an answer for you that I think is correct. But maybe, you know, there's a cycle somewhere and you just overdone it. And now you got to, oh, you can't go, you can't go backwards in progress. You got to go around again, maybe. Yeah. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I read that both lack of sleep and too much sleep are linked to early death.

What isn't? Yeah, I know. Also, what isn't? Being born is linked to early death. What isn't? Everything causes cancer. Yeah, everything's dying. Yeah.

It's very unfortunate. What's the longest you ever slept? I slept for 22 hours one time and it really scared me. wow i was i was kid ish i was in between kid and teen and i was i was sick and it was very scary i think like 14 hours probably nothing too crazy okay i mean 14 hours pretty long but but the thing is i don't i very rarely sleep that long like just straight through okay like i'll wake up at hour you know whatever eight and i'll go you know what no i'm not done yet you know what i can go back to Yeah, when I had COVID, I was probably sleeping 14 hours a day.

That's fair. But on and off and on and off and on and off. I kind of like, obviously, I hate being sick, but there's something about those like nap and then wake up and just like scroll through social media and then nap again. It's pretty comforting. But you can do that without being sick. Well, then you're a loser.

I'm going to make myself sick just so I can just have the excuse to sleep longer. Golf on me. Golf on me. There's something that, like, because you're so drained, it's like, that little bit of work scrolling. Like, now I'm tired again. Now I'm tired again. And you get to recharge. I don't know.

Fair enough. Fair enough. A bug just went into my Red Bull. Really? Yeah. I did see it fly by. Yeah, it went into my Red Bull. Now are you going to just pull it out and keep drinking?

No. I don't want to. Oh, pussy. That's why I split half the can. You can have this. Sure. I don't care. I saw one time my aunt.

And you pulled out? Yeah, it's gone. Oh, it's on my finger. Even better. Yeah. I was going to leave it in, but I saw, I'm terrified of that. Open containers outside. I'm afraid to leave an open beer can outside for too long.

I'm afraid ants are going to get in it. Maybe that's an irrational fear, I suppose. But one time my aunt was going to take a sip of coffee and a huge bee was in it, died in it. Scary. I don't know. I don't like that. There's been like one or two times where I've seen a gnat, a little tiny bug, fly into my little my drink and it has like a bunch of ice and like i'm not gonna stick my hand in a drink

and i'm just like if i eat it i eat it like what who gives a shit if it dies it dies like i'm just gonna sip and so be it the alcohol kill it logistically it's like who get like nothing is going to change nothing's going to happen yeah well i mean what did happen is that now there's a hundred percent a bug in my drink you know what one more thing on this there was also one time where I was at a restaurant that I really, really enjoy and is really, really good consistently

and I was like with my parents I think and I saw a little I saw hair in my food and I didn't eat it but I like took it very quietly. Didn't say anything to anybody. Threw it on the ground because I didn't want to like say like oh a hair because then it like

devalues the restaurant that I have already spoken for, you know. Oh, you're saying you brought them there. I was like I brought them there, a restaurant that I like a lot and I say is good. And I found a hair, and I go, you know what happens. People have hair. Yeah, that's what I think.

People have hair. There's no way to have a 100% success rate of stopping hairs from falling in food over years. And obviously, you don't want to eat it, but you just take it out, and no big deal. Section off that little piece of hash brown and put it to the side. I don't disagree.

I was going to say it depends the food. Now, if I had to soup it out and there's soup on it and everything, if you can mentally get past that, good for you. You lost the tomato pulling it out. Yeah, it's like sometimes when this is going to end. But it's hair, bro. He didn't like that one. I'm just picturing the tiny little hair, and you're like, okay.

And you keep pulling. You're like, oh, God. Is this one of the spaghettis? No, that's terrible. It's just hair. Don't do this to me. If you, like, you would touch their hair and probably not really care. You know what I mean?

Like, let's say. I am not touching anyone's hair. You have touched my hair. That's true. And if I made you a meal and there was a hair in it, would that bother you? Well, we have a bond that I don't have with the waitress or the chef back there that I've never met. Look, hair falls out. I'd probably just make fun of you and be like, keep your fucking dirty hair out of my stew.

Yeah, I mean, I think every restaurant should do a visual check. But you can't, like JT said, you can't get them all. You can't get them all. There's no 100% success rate. Yeah. All right, baby. All right. We did enough for Jason.

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