Picky Boys Podcast - This Rain Tastes Like Honeydew! - Picky Boys Podcast #388

Episode Date: August 16, 2025

KARTIOTHON MERCH OUT NOW! 🏁 - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE KARTIOTHON DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ In today's podcast, Antonio, JT, Jason, and Danny discuss new merch, how fast the summer is going, picky boys picking apples, on-demand polar bears, the worst sensory feeling, and...is it raining? No, that's just the Cicadias! Join the Patreon and unlock 700+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Welcome back to the Picky Boys Podcast! How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? I like the gaste at the end there. The gaste. The Picky Boys Podcast. I like backwards hat tees. Backwards hat tees. Yeah, I was feeling really cool today.

You're looking really cool. Honestly, with the sunglasses and the Ray-Bans, pretty cool. Shout out Jason for the Ray-Bans birthday gift right here. Yeah, Jason got you something for his birthday. Jason's birthday just passed. Happy birthday, Jason. Happy birthday, producer Jason. Put that in the comments down below. Put that in the comments. PSA, Cardiothon ended a mere week and a half ago.

It still hasn't been as long as the Cardiothon was, which is insane. Yeah. But there is Cardiothon merch out right now. So if you want to cherish the beautiful 13 days of racing that we did, there is merch on pickyboys.com. Here we go. We've got two designs over there. And then we've also got a little more deep cuts that is Patreon-only, extrapicky.com. The Patreon-exclusive merch over there.

You get every Patreon gets it. Patreon.com slash pickyboys. get in there. I'm probably going to have them all. Yes, so pickyboys.com if you're a patron, extrapicky.com. But you don't know how to get into extrapicky.com. You need to pass it.

You can try. Honestly, we welcome you to try to crack the code. Honestly, if anyone could guess, no, can't put that out there. If you can guess the code, if you can guess the code, we won't cancel your order. Okay, that's fair. But you have to guess. If someone gives it to you, we'll know.

I'll tell you what, we won't know. No, we will know. We have ways. Every patron has their own individual code. That's true, too, actually. So we're just lying now? Yes. Yeah, we're just lying.

We just couldn't be lying more. But yeah, go to those and get some picky merch. Also, pretty soon, probably middle September, we're going to be launching our Halloween spooky season merch. Yeah, and remember, everybody, 31 Days of October is coming up, probably. 31 Days of October. Everything's coming up. I don't want to send off summer too quickly. It's not even Labor Day yet.

Honestly, summer was done a month ago. It's not even Labor Day yet. It's not even Labor Day yet. We're good. We're good. I'm not sure if I even really experienced summer. It's been a busy year for the Piggy Boys, I feel like. Like a flash.

Yeah, it's just been scoop-tat-to. Not to sound like an old bag. Don't do it. I don't want to do this. Not to sound like an old bag, but it is true that as you get older, the time goes faster. Is that not true? It's definitely true. But is it weird also that the Cardio-Thon was 20% of our summer?

Is that math right? I didn't do that math. That's crazy. Two weeks, and then maybe summer's 10 weeks. I think technically it's longer, but the prime summertime is probably 10 weeks, right? I think it's two and a half months. Three months right now, I don't know. June to August.

All of June. Well, it doesn't start until June. I hate them. I do. All right, so then maybe it's what, 15%? That's crazy. Honestly, whatever percent. That is too long.

Anything above 10%, way too long. Way too long. And it was like prime hot days. I remember it was like 102 for one of the days or something. We were worried about outside. We missed our summer. No. I'm calling it, honestly.

Honestly, I'm going to call it. Summer's over. No, summer's still here. Summer's still rocking. We're not even, don't even think about Halloween yet. You brought it up. I know, but don't even think about it. Well, you do have to order that merch in advance if you want to wear it all of October.

Well, no. In September, we can start getting into the fall range. We can start picking apples. We can start picking pumpkins. I picked pumpkins once. I picked apples twice. All three times, the experience sucked. People want an apple-picking vlog.

I would love that. Only if it's attached to a cider thing. Like apple cider. Okay. Only if it's attached to a cider farm. I didn't know the word. That's why I said thing. A cidery?

That can't be right. I think it could be right. A cideria? Can we look up what a cider... You know how, like, a winery is wine? Cider house? Type in C-I-D-E-R. No, I don't want to go to a house.

Cider... C-R-D-E-R-E-Y That's cheddar Oh it's cidery Cider mill Cider mill is way cooler It's a cidery Cidery is only one of the options

The rest are mills It doesn't make sense I don't know what a mill is I think it's the thing where you move thing And it crush thing I think we should do a vlog And it would be funny because guess what Picky boys

we're picking apples we're picking apples I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it alright and we owe them a vlog actually

well we should make a pumpkins that's owed we should make a pumpkins so we can just go all peas we picky boys

pumpkin picking no you don't picking pumpkins sucks honestly unless we pick pumpkins and we bring

the pumpkin back and we do another pumpkin carving contest double picky boys pick the pack of pumpkins from the pumpkin

batch nice Dude, that's like seven peas. That's kind of a bar, honestly. Honestly, it was. Hell yeah. No, we should do another pumpkin carving, because I killed you out last year. I feel like the judging was probably unfair, if I remember correctly.

But that's all on Patreon. That'd be confusing for them to even go back and check. I'm down to go apple picking. I think last time I went towards the end of the season, so it was all bad apples. There was a couple of grannies on the ground. It wasn't great. You got to go in the beginning of the season, for sure. This is interesting, because I'm not trying to judge you here.

And I wouldn't. He's going to judge you. I wouldn't judge you. And you seem like the family that would go, but you wouldn't enjoy it. Yeah, I'd say that's pretty accurate. Okay, I'm good. Because my mom likes to set up lots of stuff like that. And yeah, I think you're right.

What's your favorite apple, though? Which ones would you pick, given the chance to pick them? I don't know. If they're red. A Red Delicious. Yeah, the red ones are better than the Granny Smith, right? The Red Delicious. It's literally in the name.

There's eating apples. There's baking apples. There's cider apples. All kinds of different apples. I think the baking apples, I think it's just in order of how ripe they are. Like, if it's starting to go bad, you toss it in a pie. No, some of the baking apples, I think they're more tart, kind of. Who wants a tart cake?

Pie. Well, but it's because you put so much sugar and other shit into the pie. Ah, you don't want the whole sweet of a pie. Well, that, exactly. No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm. Oh, you're agreeing? I'm going with you. Relax.

The Red Delicious are sweet just by eating them. That's why everybody eats them. And they also, when you think of an apple, you're thinking of a red apple. I mean, come on. Yeah, I'm definitely not thinking of a yellow apple. No, no. Yeah, so there was a bunch of apples on the ground. they did give you like this mini apple rake to get the top ones okay but then there was ladders

i'm like i'm not getting up on that ladder ladders well because the trees are really high yeah not a ladder it's like step stool i thought those were all just reserved for the short the tall people rather the ladders no the tall apples oh like drafts like a perk of being tall all the all the kids get the tiny apples on the bottom now the kids just grab and bite the ones on the ground not supposed to eat those i'll probably use those for cider too see ground apples tell this much you're not supposed to do it universal experience i'm eating an apple while i'm apple picking and i'm not paying wait why are you not supposed to well because you got to pick them and then go pay for the bag of apples also pay per apple bunch you pay per bag per bag and i'll

tell you what don't go apple picking because going to the grocery store and grabbing a sack of apples is probably one tenth the price about the experience it's it's not because now i'm doing the work like it doesn't make any sense honestly it doesn't it's about the experience though What I did is I pretended, like, my mom really wanted to go. I pretended to pick a couple apples. I tossed one at my brother, hit him in the leg. I laughed, went to go get cider, double-fisted, drinking the whole time. That was a fun experience.

All right. Well, we'll all be wearing flannels. It's going to be Dressed Like Jason Day. Dressed Like Jason Day? Does that mean I have to show my knees? Yes. Yeah. Probably, yeah.

But it's going to be cold. Ripped jeans and flannels. Do you do that in the winter? What? Ripped jeans? Yeah. It's fashion over everything. Good for you, man.

Stick to what you know. Jason you should hit us with something this is one of the top questions of the month oh here we go I like this one

can we guess what it involves would we be able to guess what it involves oh I know what he's gonna would we be able to guess what it is this the city thing

no the what the city thing would we be able to this is from my secret subreddit the city thing is old news yeah wait wait

why is my question not answered would we be able to guess what this question's about I have a backup one that I think you could guess if you tried really hard no i don't know okay what's the question of all those testicles i feel like on guest seven i

would have gotten that i'm not gonna ask that one unless all right so here's the question it's a hypothetical situation you're given a magical button each time you press the button i'm pressing it you either get 5k or summon a fully grown polar bear odds are 50 my god that's not nearly enough money wait wait there's there's some rules so you could press the button once a day odds are 50 50 you do not have to press the button though but you do have to be within a mile radius oh that's fine wait what does that mean you don't have to press it someone else you could have someone else i could have a a trained polar bear hunter press it sure and then we go 50 50 on the on the cash it's gonna spawn in the room yes he'll handle it i'm sure no but what if the guy

just takes it and be like, oh yeah, it was the polar bear. You're a mile away. He's like, oh, I disposed of the body. Isn't there a polar bear shortage? So I can only do it once per day? Yeah. I think I'd be selling them to zoos. I think I would make double money from this because I think there's, the polar bears are dying or something. So I'm going to be selling

polar bears and I'm going to be raking in 5k each time. But extra, I sell one. But it's also not in the Arctic. What if you press a button and the polar bear just explodes? Doesn't it need cold? That's a great point. I'll go to the Arctic. I'll go there for a winter. Is the button locked in its location or can I bring the button around? You can move the button around. Yes.

I'll bring it to a zero. You know who I think could use the button? Coca-Cola. They're big with the polar bears and the Christmastime ads. He's right. They do drink Coke. I do believe that their polar bears in their ads are animated. They don't have to be anymore.

Maybe they don't have to be anymore. Or we can motion capture them now with real polar bears. 5K's probably not enough, I'm going to be honest. 5K's not good. 5K a day. It's not good. I'd rather be able to press a button multiple times. and see if I get four polar bears.

Yeah, definitely. But the thing is that, honestly, if you put me in a room with this button and you gave me, like, pretty much any weapon, I don't think I could kill the polar bear. Oh, I thought you were going to go the other way. No, no, like, if you give me a shotgun, I don't know if I'm getting away scot-free. Honestly, I feel like we're thinking about this wrong.

We're trying to think about it in the sense of, oh, I can make money. I feel like it'd be more fun to use the button out in the wild. Be like, if I'm in a sticky situation, polar bear button. And then I could get out of there. And now everyone has to deal with the polar bear. If I'm getting bullied or picked on in middle school, polar bear button. No, that's a good idea. That's a good idea.

They are the only ones. They're one of the only predators that actively hunt humans. Yeah, yeah. No, it'd be a problem for everybody else. It'd be a problem for me, too, for a second. But I'd trip somebody, maybe. Have you ever seen the video of the polar bear box? The guy in the box and the polar bears?

It's very scary. I think this is what inspired the you being in the cage. It's very, very scary. The breaths the polar bear takes is terrifying. Can you try to find that video while we keep going? It's the polar bear box, like the photographer doing the polar bears. Let me do some quick Danny math for you here. I would love that.

All right. We've got 30 days in a month, right? Well, depending. Depending on the month. Summer 28. I'm hitting the button once a day. Yep. By the odds of probability, half of the time I'm getting the 5K,

half of the time I'm getting the polar bear. what's the yes so every month i stand to make seventy five thousand dollars and i have to deal with 15 polar bears is that worth it to you oh you're just expanding because it's not because because i once you started saying the money i forgot that it wasn't i just get 5k but there's a polar bear there's 5k or the pole yeah it was a brief moment where i thought it was 5k for every polar bear and then i remembered so that's why even oh this is my emergency polar bear button you might just get 5k and now you're fucked

now you're fucked no I'd have 5k I'd be happy with that as well now the boys are gonna take that I'm assuming you wanted the polar bear to attack somebody for you well right

or I could pay them off with the 5k now if I'm really in a sticky situation I feel like there's one way is like oh we could both make out of this one way is I'm just hitting the raga button

unless you're if you're getting chased by petty criminals I don't 5k will work yeah but if you're getting chased by some

you know some real guys I don't know if 5k is enough oh wait the button's mobile yeah it doesn't need to be plugged into an outlet that's a great question fantastic all right i've solved it yes i am going every day daily skydiving and i am while i'm falling through the air i'm smacking that thing

and then he's falling with me or i'm getting 5k no i feel like then the 5k would just disperse and it would be raining money so you can't well it's not in a wad is it in a rubber band it's in a wad i guess that's up to interpretation we can decide right now i think you can't suitcase give me a suitcase no no that's worse i have to chase somebody i have to chase it through the air i have to like Mission Impossible. But then the suitcase also has the parachute. Do we hit the parachute button now?

Yeah. What happens if it's a polar bear? If the polar bear has the parachute, you've got to go get it either way. Honestly, the real answer here is simple. You get a polar-proof room. What does that mean? You know, a polar bear-proof room.

No such thing. I'm asking what that means. Like, you know, like the cellar in your basement or something. Why is that polar bear-proof? You put the button in there and then you have basically

a long stick press the button if the polar bear is there it just stays in the room it'll die eventually and if not you go get the money you're gonna starve him out that's pretty horrific all right i mean i might trank him and then kill him i'd have lots of rugs polar bear rug would be sick honestly yeah be so sick sorry pita a little too warm maybe actually no i'm not sorry pita don't can we talk about how pita is advocating to not kill lanternflies an invasive species honestly they're stupid that's stupid yeah this feels like a me take honestly this this will but if if the lantern flies got rid of all of our trees it would definitely do more harm to more animals oh it's like domino bad it's domino bad it's an invasive species and they got very upset

because somebody in a tennis tournament like killed it on the side of the the court was an aggressive stomp it was an aggressive stomp see that's not good for the picture it's it's an Invasive species. Literally, the government of New York City has been telling us, if you see them, kill these. Hasn't worked, by the way. But I agree with you. They're everywhere.

They're everywhere. And I also feel like this is the first time, I mean, the lantern flies again. We'll talk about it. But I feel like, because, you know, the same thing with the cicadas. They're like, oh, 14 trillion quad billion cicadas are going to come out. You got to kill them all. I never saw a cicada. But the lantern flies.

And they're like, oh, this is evasive. You got to get them. I saw them everywhere. I was like, oh, I believe you. I saw 20 today. Really? Yeah. I was upstate, but they're everywhere.

gross peter is they don't think big picture they're just not thinking big picture what about all the squirrels that the that it's gonna the food chain it's gonna kill squirrels also it's getting cold aren't they all gonna go anyway isn't that how it works i don't think so they've been here for multiple i'm gonna have you look up another video after this and remind me but i'm just gonna say it cicada's pissing okay but that's enough i saw that video bro we gotta watch that the comments pissed me off but i'm not even gonna get into those things they were saying don't you think humans are an invasive species okay well what are we doing here Are you going to kill all of us?

I'll be honest. I get both sides. I get the argument. But if I was arguing with somebody in person about lanternflies, and then they were like, well, aren't humans? My fist, it would immediately go like that. It would immediately go like that. And it depends who's talking.

I might swing. All right, but let's do the polar bear thing first. And if anybody didn't know, this is what inspired the Danny had 10,000 patrons goes into a bear cage. No, bear box. Bear box. Can we play this? so this is a photographer and a polar bear who's never probably seen people and is starving

terrifying wow he checked the latch after it was already there so danny how would you feel being in this situation here i don't want to i oh the 10 000 patrons might not be enough oh but it's it'll be a train polar bear we're not just gonna put you in the wild polar bear sorry a train bear this is like this guy's really calm but this polar bear is actively trying to eat him right now oh my god he's looking for a way in oh my god and he's kind of finding it yeah he's like he's going to the openings he's looking for latches yo bro forget this all right that's enough that's enough but so dan does that give you confidence at 10 000 patients to be in the bear box i don't think we're gonna be able to do this but i but if if we are then you know i guess

It gives me no more confidence. That's the answer to the question. Why? That's the strongest, most deadliest bear being not let in. Doesn't that give you confidence? Like, if he broke through that. No. Wait, which part?

My parents have a house in New Jersey, and bears keep breaking into the garbage container. They put all kinds of latches, and they keep figuring them out. Well, are they, like, breaking them like this? No, they're using their little claws to pull the latch and open the thing. They solve the puzzles. They're solving the puzzles. Oh, so it's not like a code, like a locker. Is my bear box going to be a code?

We're going to put an electronic padlock that the bear can destroy with one swipe? No, I'm talking if we put like a locker lock, it can't twist its little fingers into that. But it can just put the claw in and go boom. Bro, it can't do that. A master lock? Yeah. You can open a master lock with like a Pepsi can. What?

He's right, but that takes a lot of skill. Wait, what the hell are you guys talking about? You can turn the top of a Pepsi can into a key, like a master key. Okay. It also takes like 17 tries. Oh, my God. You know what sucks about that? Polar bears love Coke.

They love Coke. They probably have a ton of those. They probably have a ton of Coke. They're going to unlock it. They're going to unlatch Danny. They're going to eat him alive. Also, I was under the impression that this was going to be like a different bear. This is not a polar bear.

Honestly, I'll be real honest. Honestly, it's going to be whatever bear we can find. If it's a polar bear, it's going to have to be a polar bear. I think it was supposed to be a grizzly, but Jason, can you look this up? Because I think they're saying now that most grizzly bears that are, like, near the north have polar bear DNA in them. Oh, so now it's like Jurassic Bear. Yeah, because, you know, it's a Pizzly Bear. He's writing this in all caps.

He really wants to know. Can it be a panda bear? No, it definitely can't be a panda bear. But then no cage. No cage, he can do panda. No. Oh, my God. Well, you have to compromise with us.

Also, Pizzlies suck as a name for a bear. It sounds like piss. Can it just be a big, burly gay man? that kind of bear that kind of bear we can get rid of the cage for that or oh my god that'd be so funny if we told danny he's gonna be in a bear cage and then like just 10 gigantic men come out stuff like dance music and then we send in the real bears yeah oh god danny would have to watch all right so oh my we're killing the men no they'll figure it out uh bears or pisley bears

so is it just a really big polar bear a piddly bear well yeah so piddly so it's either piddly or growler and it's the father comes first and then the mother so if it's a male polar and a female grizzly it's a piddly growler sounds way scarier than piddly growler would be male grizzly female polar bear oh look it's so fluffy that's it they look cuter than normal polar bears yeah they do i think it's the lack of the pole bears have a very long snout and it looks like it just looks weird yeah they're very sniffy yeah um i mean this looks very adorable i would and that's why everybody you have to get us to 10 000 patrons because we got to put danny in that please like x tell even the people you meet on the street tell them about the patreon and get

them in there honestly chat i'd love you to get us to 9 999 patrons and then never one more and then you start a movement to like that's it leave the patreon yes yes i'm just just just right there that's all that's that's all we need really if we get there i'll make two accounts and no no then i'm gonna get rid of my two accounts then i'll make three i'll make three accounts he has how many patients we have that's how many accounts he has i have 2 000 accounts he has 2 000 accounts we're only at 1300 patients well free the almost 1300 maybe yeah the free the free members were at like 22 or something, 21 something. Either way, that is at 10,000 patrons, allegedly.

It's not a legend. Also, so back to what I was saying before. Thank you for reminding me, nobody. The cicadas peeing. I just saw a video about it that if there's a lot of cicadas and you're walking, you think it's just raining. Just their piss. And I'll tell you what.

Would you say they're this big? Yeah. I've never seen a cicada. Never? Have you seen one? Well, you've seen the shells, right? Yeah, I've seen the shells. I've seen a couple of cicadas.

They fly into my fence sometimes. Because they're blind. Again, they're not invasive because their whole thing is just, like, we're going to make a billion of us, and then, like, 1% is going to survive. Like, they just all die. And they do, like, a timer or something because it's every seven years or something. Yeah, but they have to be invasive in some way. Why do we care about them? We don't.

You brought up the killing them. I wasn't going to say anything, but if you've been killing cicadas, I don't think that was instructed by, like, the government or anything. I've never heard anybody say kill a cicada. Yeah, I think you've just been doing that. They just die. They just, like, a bunch of them just die anyway. Yeah, I think they're kind of dumb. But either way, can we watch this video real quick?

This is cicadas peeing. Cicadas peeing. And it's mistaken for rain a lot. Oh. You're not going to be ready if that's not what it is. Wait, what is happening? No, this isn't it. This isn't it.

No, this is the unique urination. Yeah, I know. But I saw a video where it was a bunch of them in a tree. Yeah, I saw the video today. Which one is it? Yeah, go to videos. Can't see. Oh, maybe that 17 second one.

Yeah, maybe it's that one. No, I don't think it's that one. no it's not it it's not oh yes yes yes yes look at this that is insane look at this uh sometimes you get a little bug pee on you bro that's bro that's a lot of people have umbrellas it's not raining that's a lot of cicada pee this tree is a lot of cicada pee so why are they doing it in sync maybe it's just that time you know like how that's the top comment you know how like you know when it's halftime at a soccer at a basketball game you just go pee go pee maybe it's like halftime at the cicada game or something yeah

but dude if i'm walking around and i see people with umbrellas and it's you know oh like beautiful day and then i got pissed on by a bunch of cicadas i wish i have an umbrella yeah i haven't been peed on by skaters i did get pooped on by a seagull at the beach but that's about as far as my uh yeah but you have the world's biggest like bathtub right next year so that's not that bad It was more of a moral defeat, more than anything. Because obviously I can go wash right off, but I was like, man, I'm at the beach with my friends, and then I just got pooped on. I don't know. For some reason, I don't think of bug excrement as gross because it's just like people always say, oh, when a fly lands on you or your food, it's throwing up on it.

It's like I couldn't care less. It's like I can't even see it. I don't think that's a good take at all it doesn't have to be a good take it's my opinion those could be bad I would agree with you in the sense that oh it's so small

I don't care that's a lot of piss bro you would be wet I would care about that it's more of a volume thing but also it's like this is the tree juice they drank you just made that up

it says it right there if I poop on you it's just burrito bowl juice in fact this is the tree juice that they drank Yeah, but like that's what JT said. Their little bodies can't like – it's not how we work. They just – Oh, you don't have the qualifications to say that. They drink the tree juice.

They piss out the tree juice. If I drink water and I piss and I pissed on you, would you say, oh, just the water he drank? I mean if you just drank only water for like 30 days and you pissed on me, I would be much less concerned about it. Do you see the holes – Jason Stein, do you see the holes he digs himself in trying to argue his way out of things? Well, 1,300 patrons. 1,300 patrons. We have a video coming up. We're talking about drinks and water for 30 days.

Danny's going to get pissed off, and guess what? He's going to enjoy it. Danny's going to get pissed off. He's going to say thank you. I'm not going to enjoy it. It's going to be awful. He's going to ask for seconds. But, you know, like, I mean, it's not the worst thing.

Like, you know, people pee on each other when they get stung by jellyfish and stuff. Yeah, but that's cool. Is it? Is it cool? A little bit. And also, what does that have to do with anything we were talking about? The point is it's just like everybody talks about this is a lot. Bro.

But I wouldn't be like. They have umbrellas, Danny. this is a lot but if it did get on me i wouldn't be like ew like if i like if a dog pissed on me i'd be like oh this is gross if if this landed on me i'd be like tanny it would it would be like oh get me a towel there's there's a but there's a difference here and i don't like that you're not acknowledging it but what difference would you like me to acknowledge that this you that But bug pee and bug poop is way, way, way, way less disgusting than every other animal's poop. Only because of the amount.

We are disagreeing with you on this. Yeah, if an ant pissed on me, I'd be like, oh, yeah, all right. Probably wouldn't even tell. I don't even know if ants pee. I don't know either. I don't know. I don't know. I would actually rather a dog pee on me.

Well, yeah, we know. Well, yeah. No, no, because. It's a bad example. Hey, because. First of all, this has a million likes. That's insane. Anyway.

It's a good video. at least that can only be on my leg. This was a water park super soaker. They got drenched all over their face and chest and arms and everything. I thought he was going to open up his mouth. If it's not sticky, I wouldn't care at all. If it's sticky, I would.

If it's tree juice, it feels sticky. I don't think pee's sticky. If it was like sappy juice, then I would be upset about it. Jason, is cicada pee sticky? Yes. Good luck. Good luck with that one,

but we're going to hit you with that. Jason, do you think in your life you ever would have looked up, is cicada pee sticky? I've looked up worse things. All right. Well, then I should have expected that answer. Also, we've eaten cicadas. Sort of, yeah. But I don't know if that's – yes, cicada pee is also slightly sticky.

Also known as honeydew. Oh. I've had honeydew. This pee rain can be noticeable when large numbers of cicada are present, creating a light, sticky drizzle. While harmless, it can be slightly gummy to the touch. Oh, Danny, that's bad. That would really upset me, but now it's starting to think, like, maybe we should eat it. Drink it, you're saying.

Drink it, I guess. So if you saw a bunch of cicadas peeing from a tree, you would walk with your mouth open? Also known as honeydew. You read that already. You read that already. I know, but I'm saying, like, honeydew is, it must be, someone's drinking this. I don't even like honeydew as a fruit. I'm not going to like it.

Don't type it in. No, you're abusing your power. Type in drinking cicada pee. We've hit our limit. Yeah, we've hit our limit. You can't have him type in drinking cicada pee. Okay, if you knew a guy. No, don't do this.

Yes, I'm going to do this. And you're like, oh, he pees? We call his pee honeydew. We call his pee melon juice. Would you not be like, wow, he must have some delectable pee? First of all, we would definitely just call him honeydew. We wouldn't call his pee honeydew. Okay, and if you said, okay, why do you call him honeydew?

And then you say it's because of his pee. Would you not be a little bit intrigued? Danny, if your first reaction is to get on your knees and drink this man's piss, that's on you. I would think they're messing with me. What if it's a woman? I don't care. That's not the point. He calls her honeydew.

Well, probably for honeydews. But the point is, that's not the point. That's not the point. If it's man or woman. Cicada. You ready? What does cicada pee taste like? What does cicada dog bite taste like?

I'm going to bring this full circle. I'm going to look it up if you don't do it. I'm going to bring this full circle. You know that this is exactly what the lantern flies feed on? Is it really? Yes. It's the piss of cicadas. Look up what do lanternflies eat.

Wait, yeah, no, I'm curious about that. I don't even understand why that. So that's the problem is that they love eating the honeydew, which is the piss of cicadas. Wait, they love to feed on sap of plants? Look up lanternflies honeydew. Guy made that up? No, no, no.

I read this. All right. It's not a typical animal urine and is essentially harmless. While it's not recommended to drink it, it won't cause harm and it will be sweet. So look at this. spotted lanternflies excrete a sugary oh no wait oh so lanternflies do the same thing never mind i mixed it up lanternflies also shit out honeydew so they poop out honeydew yeah and that's uh

cicadas pee out honeydew yeah i mixed it up okay so they both have sweet piss so would you would you mind lanternfly piss danny or is that like kind of invasive you don't want that one yeah well yeah i that's just more of a preference no it's more of just like a moral standpoint i I don't support the piss drinking of invasive species. That's fair. Okay. I think that's why they're so damaging is because their piss is so sweet, these lantern flies, that after they piss it out, it creates mold.

It grows mold wherever they piss because there's a bunch of sugar all over the earth. What are you looking up now? I can't even imagine. I'm looking up what cicada pee tastes like. Are you incognito? No. despite its delicious name we don't recommend you go around drinking cicada pee this summer but at least you can feel slightly less gross if any of it does land on your head while you're

taking a stroll but isn't it something that it's it's named after the worst fruit they feed they feed exclusively on the xylem sap of trees uh what comes out therefore is a sugary watery fluid there is that's it's it's basically sap i don't know how you got to here when initially you were like all right if it's sticky i don't want it on me and now you're drinking it i don't know how we got there yeah i'm not sure either do you want it on you or do you want to drink it i'm just saying i i this isn't as like gross i hope the whole point was that it's not as gross as you're you're it's not like being pissed on okay well i would rather then here we go would you rather me dump 10 gallons of it on you

or you have to drink a cup of it? Oh, drink a cup of it. Oh, man, come on. It's really gross, though. It's really gross. You'd rather drink a cup of Bud Piss.

Yeah, but I'm a big, like, I'm a big sticky guy. I can't be, I can't have, like, sticky stuff on me. So, like, dumping 10 gallons of tree sap on me

sounds like my personal nightmare. You also have to wear it around all day. Oh. No, he already said no. That's making it worse. Yeah, that's making it way worse. No, I know.

I just want to make sure. You can't be like, oh i take a shower right after no so so that so that i'd rather drink it and then get like 10 gallons of maple syrup poured on me you would rather drink bug piss yes and have maple syrup poured on you and and wear it around for a day that that sounds like like one of my worst nightmares doesn't that technically mean that you would get it dumped on you and you would drink it at the same time because it makes it a little better because because at least you got a sweet tree no what no what it means is that yeah you're right if you dump it on you you're probably going

to get some in your mouth anyway so just drink the cup of the those tree sap i mean it was filtered through a bug who cares also i learned that their stream is four to five times more pressurized than the human man wow wow they got a healthy stream huh they like our p stream jay-z can you look up if we can purchase this substance online. Yeah, can you look up if we can purchase it? They did say

they don't recommend drinking it, so I'm still not going to drink it. Just do Cicada Honeydew for sale. Yes, can you buy Cicada Pea, Cicada Honeydew for sale, something like that, because it seems like at 1,300 patrons

we have an idea. Ah, yeah, I says no. Good, good. So that means we have to go find a cicada tree and just stand under it and collect a cup of Cicada Pea? Damn it.

Either way, how did we get here? I don't know, but I blame Danny. Talking about polar bears, the next thing, drinking cicada pee. I just saw a video of the cicadas peeing. That was probably it. Is anybody else like this?

The sticky stuff? Anybody in the comments? You don't like being sticky? Well, it's not like no one likes being sticky. I don't think anybody likes being sticky. Well, some people do. But I can't. It's not that I don't like it.

It's like I feel disgusting. No, and that's totally fair. I would rather that than drink bug pee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drinking pee is not. What if you could shower? If I could shower right after, I might pick the short term. I'm kicking it up a notch.

Dumping it on you or drink a cup of human pee? Then I guess I'll probably do the dumping it on you. Why was that that long? Why did it take that long? You can't pick the person. Wait, you can't pick the person. Exactly. We picked the person.

I already picked the security. The dumping. Oh. What if they... Yeah, but it took you too long to get there. Well, that's because it's like... I don't know. Drinking human pee is...

Drinking your own pee is a little less disgusting. You're right. I'd agree. I would rather drink my own. I've seen many people drink their pee. How many? It used to be on... There was this TV show I used to watch.

Man vs. Wild? No. It might have been a dog-eat-dog segment where you had to drink your own pee. I've seen Bear Grylls drink his own pee. I've seen all kinds of people drink their own pee. All kinds. I it's sterile and I like the taste and you know, if you were in a survivor situation, you would do it too Yeah, I drink my own pee easily

What how don't it gets so next to the point I um I'll probably pick the maple Me too. That's why that's why I picked I know but you thought about it for a long time Yeah, just kind of not weigh my decision. What about a cup of your own pee versus Getting seen I might be going back to the pee back to I don't think you were that far from the pee in the first place i just really the idea of being covered in maple syrup and not being able to shower for like for more than like 30 minutes is actually like hell that that seems like hell three cups like i just oh my god just every movement that's gross it's probably start to

hurt too a little bit because like you're like sticky i i can't do this oh my god we're getting the rap right you were running on that we're drinking piss these guys can if i'm at a like a restaurant and i order wings and i'm done with my wings i'll go to the bathroom immediately you can attest to that because i can't even have it on my like i can't do a dry wipe i have to i have to get it all off yes danny washes his hands it's no but it's like a i don't know yeah but i do it's a sensory issue yeah but you you eat them viciously knowing you're going to the bathroom and shower and like washing your hands right after i just like don't really get that messy if you weren't going to go to the bathroom you'd eat them a different way probably

you probably would well yes if there's not a bathroom if I'm at like a tailgate what I do is I only eat them with one hand and like

my predominantly two fingers yeah like how you can't eat Cheetos with a full hand you pick two fingers it gets a little tricky

with the flats but well it's still you can still like you yeah you do one of those you pull the bone out it's anyway

buffalo chicken wrap love that Jason thank you everybody for being here we're gonna get going now JT tell them where to find you you can find me

on Instagram at the J Balls and also follow Picky Boys Gaming on TikTok. Let's get the 10K. Yeah, let's do that. Please.

Thank you. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at Ant Prisco. Can't forget to follow Picky Boys.

The Picky Boys on all things. The Picky Boys. Thank you. Is that good, Jason? You proud of that one? Yeah, it was not good. What would you rate it

out of 10? Three. Oh. He always gives himself a little more. Well, you know, I think it could be worse. It could be worse.

Could have been a two. I could have been a zero.